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389918 No. 389918 ID: 0fd59b

First part: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/350260.html

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>"So, since you caused so much trouble for me, I was thinking of something a little more colourful, to express the hospitality of the NFGPD. So, what do you think? Lashing you with hot bacon strips? Flicking rubber bands into your eyes? Dunking your head into..."

Well, I've been arrested. I am going to be in so much trouble when- er, if get back home. What's worse is that my sweet ass-boombox is right here. Almost within arms reach.

>"...slap you with a fish, or maybe superglue prawns into your ears, and then slap you with a fish!"

I guess when I get to the police station, I am in for a lot of pain. Unless of course, my friends rescue me.

>"...but I suppose we'd better get to command first. See what's causing them to maintain radio silence. Step on it, officer faggot."

Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Whoops.
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No. 539594 ID: 979ec9
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539594

Hmm, this boy is familiar.
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No. 539595 ID: 1cf691

Well he kinda looks like the fat little lawbreaker that you lost earlier, maybe they even know each other.

But questions will have to wait until we have pummeled and restrained the law breaking vigilante menace!
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No. 539596 ID: 979ec9
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539596

>>539595
I have a much better idea.

>THE NEXT DAY
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No. 539597 ID: 979ec9
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539597

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No. 539598 ID: 979ec9
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539598

Here is your payment. If you can keep it up, there will be more for you.

>"Whatever grampa, just gimme the money"
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No. 539599 ID: 979ec9
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539599

>OPEN UP. I AM KILLFRIDGE. YOU WILL NOT DENY ME MY FEAST.
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No. 539600 ID: 979ec9
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539600

>"Doolbag, quick, do something! I can't hold the door much longer."

Damn lady, there isn't shit to do here. It's probably easier to just let him eat us.

>"DOOLBAG!"

Ugh, fiiine.
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No. 539607 ID: e1609c

>>539600
get duc to hack that computer so the security system goes nuts
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No. 539615 ID: 12c19f

>>539600
See if that computer has access to the local power and disable the lights! Fridges are known to fear the dark due to midnight snackers!
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No. 539636 ID: 0006f5

haxer skills are go
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No. 539683 ID: 979ec9
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539683

Duc abandons her place at the door to use the computer.

>"Maybe we can hack the security system go crazy and kill the fridge!"

You mean the fresco painted around the door?
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No. 539684 ID: 979ec9
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539684

>"Ooh, there is a program for security systems."
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No. 539685 ID: 979ec9
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539685

>"Okay we should be good. Please work."
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No. 539686 ID: 979ec9
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539686

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No. 539687 ID: 979ec9
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539687

>"ANTI-FRIDGE MEASURES INITIATED. I'M GONNA KILL A BITCH."
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No. 539688 ID: 979ec9
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539688

>"WHO DARES TO ATTACK I: KILLFRIDGE 9000?"


Duc, it worked! We need to get out of here. But where do we go? Those guys are blocking the door.
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No. 539689 ID: e1609c

>>539684
Steal the "not porn" and credit card numbers for later, then hop out any windows in the place
failing the posession of a thumb drive, steal the whole computer
the "not porn" is vital to our quest
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No. 539690 ID: 0006f5

theres only one option, the only other door in this room, MICRO$OFT DOOR ! dive into cyberspace (iexplore.exe)
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No. 539803 ID: 979ec9
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539803

The choice is clear: To escape into Cyberspace!

>"What?"
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No. 539804 ID: 979ec9
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539804

WOAAAAH
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No. 539805 ID: 979ec9
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539805

Whoa, this place is crazy! Lookit the ground. It's like I always imagined. It's like my favourite videogame: "Poorly Modeled Furry Sexual Roleplaying Simulator 3D."

>"Doolbag, this was a bad idea. How are we going to get out again?"
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No. 539806 ID: 0006f5

the important thing is it bought you time, and made plenty of space away from the fighting robots.

try talking to that furry in the distance
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No. 539813 ID: 1cf691

You still need to find the (PHAB) Amplifer so i guess you need to get downloaded by some other computer at the facility?
Maybe someone working there has a character in this game who you can take as a hostage until he downloads you back to the 'real' world.
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No. 539814 ID: 888df6

Well there's a furry right there. So....

You should tell her about your favourite game in extensive detail!
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No. 539828 ID: 9ddf68

to escape you just have to log out

Also I thought you said your favorite game was that ruby quest game.
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No. 539830 ID: c23ab0

Through another computer, duh.
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No. 539918 ID: 979ec9
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539918

>>539828

Pff, well buddy, is your favourite game still the same one that it was almost two years ago? Things change.


>>539806

I go over to that fat, green guy in the distance.

Hey excuse m- UGH
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No. 539919 ID: 979ec9
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539919

>"GOODNETH GRACIOUTH. WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? HEY THERE, HOWTH IT GOING? FUNNILY ENOUGH YOU ARE THE MILLIONTH PERTHON TO CROTH MY PATH TODAY. I SHOULD REWARD YOU THOMEHOW."

What an ugly thing. I dunno, he's kinda sus.
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No. 539920 ID: 96c896

>>539919
Ask him if you could like, leave, and wind up outside your house when you get out.
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No. 539921 ID: 0006f5

compliment his high definition and ask how to get out of here
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No. 539940 ID: 9ddf68

ask how you and your friend can leave.
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No. 539960 ID: 207ae7

Be wary, he might be trying to distract you while internet hooligans bypass your "firewalls" and upload a "virus worm" to your "database".
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No. 539962 ID: c23ab0

Punch it for 90exp
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No. 585273 ID: 769221
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585273

Hey, we need to get out of this place. I like it, but it ain't my home, home-skillet. So if you can tell us how we can get out of there, it would be nice.

>"MMM, I FEEL YOU, HOME-THKILLET. I REMEMBER A TIME WHEN I WATH NOT HOME. BUT THEN I WENT HOME AND IT WATH A LOT BETTER. YEAH... GOOD TIMETH.

Right. Right. So uh, if you can point me to the nearest door...
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No. 585275 ID: 769221
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585275

>"OH, WELL, THE NEARETHT DOOR ITH RIGHT OVER THERE. BUT IT WON'T TAKE YOU NOWHERE, NO THIR. WELL, MAYBE INTHIDE THE HOUTHE IT'TH ATTACHED TO. LOL!"

>"TO GET INTO THE THO-CALLED 'REAL WORLD' YOU NEED TO FIND A KEY, OR PAPERCLIP, AND PUT IT IN THAT KEY CLEANER RIGHT THERE, NEXTHT TO IT."

Wow, thanks for the advice. By the way.. you have beautiful skin. It's so detailed.

>"OMG, THANKTH."

It does something that reminds me of blushing.
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No. 585276 ID: 769221
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585276

Here is the key cleaner. It's a shame I don't have any keys (or paperclips). I wonder where I can find something like that...
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No. 585277 ID: 2fd516

Go find a word processor. Start typing anything in it.
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No. 585278 ID: 53548a

Well, go check out that house. Maybe there's a key in there.
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No. 585284 ID: 9ddf68

hm, well you ARE in the internet right now so might as well do what anyone does when they are on the internet and need to figure something out that they don't know how to. GOOGLE it.
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No. 585287 ID: 769221
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585287

>>585278

We go into the house. There's not much here.. I dunno what kind of person would live here, but there isn't a toilet. Oh, there's a fridge, though.

>"Don't touch the fridge, Doolbag."

Oh...

What are the chances of running into TWO Killfridges in one day? Wait - is it the same day? I could have sworn it was almost a year ago that we ran into the other fridge... but I suppose time goes slowly in moments of adrenaline-fueled terror.

There's a computer, too. That's weird. I wonder if we can go into cyber-cyber space. Haha.. cyber space. What is this, 1995?

>"Doolbag, can you please focus on finding a way out? You can engage with your strange, abstractive thoughts when we are safely home."

Sure, toots. we just need to find a key to put into that key cleaner.

>"Toots...? Doolbag, you didn't seriously buy that, did you?"

Why? What's the problem?

>"HE TOLD YOU TO PUT A KEY INTO A POWER OUTLET."

So? I did that before. I had to go to hospital and I nearly died. But I just assumed that must only happen in real life. Or if you put the key in wrong. Besides, I used a butter knife last time because I accidentally pushed a jelly baby into the gap... and let me tell you, that was a mistake. But for future reference, if you happen to lose a jelly baby to a power outlet, a butter knife gets most of it out.

>"You have brain damage, don't you?"
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No. 585291 ID: ef7fd2

>>585287
Nah, probably just an idiot.
Probably.
Anyhoo, can you hack from inside the cyberspace?
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No. 585294 ID: e6f437

You need to hack someones 3d printer and print yourselves out of the cyber space. Get on the computer.
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No. 585299 ID: 53548a

>>585287
Go touch the fridge, Doolbag. Duc is getting far too bossy and you need to exert your independence.

Also probability tells us that it's extremely unlikely to run into two kill fridges in one day. Most likely this will be the opposite of killfridge, hugfridge.

Worst comes to worst, you could always hop into cyberspace again inside cyberspace.
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No. 585300 ID: 53548a

>>585299

Oh wait, I didn't even notice you explicitly could do just that when I was writing that suggestion. It's settled, then; you have an escape plan ready if things go wrong.
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No. 585301 ID: dc9b7e

the probability of encountering two kill fridges in one day approaches 100% with only about 22 or so chances. see if you can find out its birthday if you do encounter it again, too
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No. 585340 ID: 2fd516

>>585287
Boot up the computer and google how to get out of cyberspace.
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No. 585415 ID: ff0694
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585415

Yeah! I'm not gonna let Duc push me around.

>"I'm going to see if I can find a solution on the uh, internet's... internet?"

Ok, I'll just look around here..

Haha. Now to open the fridge.
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No. 585416 ID: ff0694
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585416

Hmmmm... not a lot in here. Some orange juice, vinegar, severed head, candy bars. OH, and more yoghurt!
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No. 585429 ID: ef7fd2

Wave at the severed head
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No. 585446 ID: 53548a

Yeah! Candy bars! This was the best idea. Nab those babies.

Hey, this fridge has a freezer on the bottom. That means it can't be a head like Killfridge's was. Come to think of it, since this is Poorly Modeled Furry Sexual Roleplaying Simulator 3D, it's probably his dick.
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