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94347 No. 94347 ID: 8177e7

Thought it was about time I made a combined discussion thread for all my quests.
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No. 133908 ID: 5b93d3

Deem: "Merud, what is going on? My denizens are lazy and taking naps, and it's only noon! It couldn't be a Curse, even Alakaline is affected!"
Sleepy Alkaline: "Seeeestaaa"
Deem: "And what is this word, 'syesta', what does it mean?!"
Merud, currently animating a bed golem: "Uhh../"
No. 133915 ID: 977456

Would it be funnier to have the hungover dungeon scene, or the thing where she is largely immune to dehydration penalties, and would get brittle rather than headachey?
No. 133925 ID: 5b93d3

If Deem's avatar is getting drunk... is the dungeon as a whole also getting drunk?
No. 133926 ID: 9f0903

Dammit, we just cleaned all that mess up, and now this.
No. 133935 ID: 9c1ef3

>Entire dungeon is in an entirely different, bizarre configuration
>Stairs to nowhere, isolated rooms (Don't worry, no one got trapped!) nonsensical arrangements of hallways
>At least one, if not more, statues of Deem that look oddly familiar (Andrew-Hussie-esque copy-pasted and color-keyed Greek statues with the heads replaced)
No. 133943 ID: 9f0903

It'd probably be a mistake to give us that much power. Imagine being able to do that while an adventurer is inside, and all it takes is a few beers.
No. 133946 ID: 9c1ef3

Drunken Dungeon Master.

Honestly the only one I'd really find funny would be the statues.
No. 133960 ID: d82849
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Just in case people weren't sure: yes, Deem did slim down a bit.
No. 133999 ID: 8fab7a

I have to ask. Did the extraction process produce the requisite appropriate SCHLORP noise?
No. 134017 ID: d82849

Deem tends to be slower at doing these things than a one panel jump might imply. It's certainly one of the sounds it would have made.
No. 134334 ID: 76c934

In the interest of full disclosure, I should admit that Dungeoneer will be jumping ahead to the morning after. There's not going to be a chance to add extra input so if there's something you think might be fun to (not) see, now's your only chance.

I'd also like to see more suggestions specifically mentioning Hin, Kallia, the new golem or other characters.
No. 134372 ID: 3de9d0

Afraid I'll be away from home all week for work, so updates are on the backburner for a bit!

When I get back, going to wrap up Dungeoneer and then I think get Bloom at a natural stopping point before showing the morning after for Dungeoneer.
No. 134373 ID: 2aa5f0

whelp I hope you have a good thanksgiving... or just a pleasant weekend if you live outside of the states.
No. 134593 ID: 293539

I have been mulling over what happens for the rest of Deem's night out. I was thinking she'd offer to assist with one prank to Kallia, as her repayment for those two potions. Anything people think would be the sort of thing Kallia might get up to?
No. 134600 ID: 0fae41

Making a golem that looks like Merud to act like the town fool, to get back at him for leaving all the guild duties to her? 'Oh look at me, I'm Merud, I want to build a golem that can talk back because I'm so lonely, a-hyuk!' ...Gosh, don't you think that's kinda mean Deem?
Maybe she tries playing a prank on Hin. The bigger they are, the harder they fall. Property damage is certain. Animating a chair backwards just before she sits? Pinning something way up on her back? Egging her house?
No. 134606 ID: db14b0

I do not have a good Kallia voice, but for just pranks, does the town have many gargoyles? If they all started making stereotypical barnyard animal noises one morning, that could be a thing. And Deem could probably enchant that if Golems can't make sound.
No. 134613 ID: 38eec1

Hey now. We now know that Deem loses control when she's drunk, but I don't think she'd actually purposefully do stuff that would hurt her famuli.
No. 134652 ID: 9caba2

Painting the town red, literally.

Or maybe shifting a nearby mountain range that's visible from the town.
No. 134674 ID: 5f0001
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Hope everyone had a great break over the holidays!
No. 134677 ID: 2aa5f0

wow that girl could use a haircut... or what it be called trimming in this case?
No. 134687 ID: 5a788d

Oh no, gift mimic!
No. 134747 ID: 62ea85

I have been trying to finalise what other golemetry related nonsense Deem and company got up over night. Are there any golem materials or embedded functions people think might be fun to see?
No. 134748 ID: 2aa5f0

Deem and friends came across a toy store while drunkenly wondering. They then animated all the toys and then forgot about it. Do what you will with that.
No. 134753 ID: fd3bd3

Deem made a golem out of the church organ. It likes to whistle showtunes.
No. 134754 ID: 3c23e2

Golem signage might be fun, but sign posts are the wrong shape.
If golems need to be animal-shaped, then what is up with Merud's hat?
Can you make new golem shapes viable by putting shaped containers in front of cats?
If Team Maximum Inebriation had the same idea, maybe there could be cat golems hidden around the place. They could put a cat golem inside a bottle, pull it out, have it retake the bottle shape, then put it on a shelf with the other normal bottles. Perfect for the "one of these things is not like the others" prank.
No. 134755 ID: 38eec1

>sign posts are the wrong shape
>golems need to be animal-shaped
Wait, where is this coming from? Pancake is a door-shaped golem and he works just fine.
No. 134756 ID: 0fae41

Embedded functions? A golem that has been going around teleporting people's clothes away and a golem going around putting them back on the wrong people, tearing a twinned path of chaos through town.
No. 134775 ID: 9caba2

Cup holders? Can always use those.
No. 134789 ID: 5a788d

Very inconvenient when they get into the tavern. The patrons want to hold those cups!
No. 135158 ID: 1f1b46

Hmm, it's a way off but it'd be good to see some ideas for the dungeon statues Deem made while she was drunk.
No. 135161 ID: 9a2966

Statue ideas? Sure!

- Chickens and Eggs art installation (strange and twisted statues following a clucky theme and surely not inspired by deep-seated traumas)

- The Many Phases of Reisarf & Stargazer (i.e. a wall with 'sad', 'happy', 'girl' facial-photo-booth style mugshots carved as busts of both).

- Good draggies, best draggies (two Char statues 'guarding' the entrance to the dungeon core room, lying atop a pile of stone treasures)

- Golems Being Best At Drinking (statues of golems standing around a barrel / water cooler, holding drinks)
No. 135162 ID: 9c1ef3

- The Very Conquered Sun (Deem with one foot on a sad-looking sun of some kind, flexing)
No. 135165 ID: 132458

A statue of a dancing brute golem. I call it: Saturday Night Fever Dream.
An impressive bust of Deem.
A stone bar stool, modeled off of what Deem was looking at at the time. Some of Kallia’s butt may have been in frame.
The Deem de Milo. Originally she was dabbing, but the arms fell off.
No. 135169 ID: 38eec1

bonus points if it looks like a fetish piece to everyone but Deem
No. 135170 ID: 38eec1
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a recreation of this classic Conan picture except it's Hin and Kallia
No. 135171 ID: 0fae41

A life size statue of Gigadeem. Granted, you can only see the legs, but just you wait til she Delves further up.
No. 135172 ID: 38eec1

I really like the idea of a hidden statue that can only be revealed fully by digging it out. You could say I... dig it. I'll let myself out.
No. 135176 ID: 132458

“Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!”
No. 135180 ID: 36784c

An impressive bust of Deem’s impressive bust.
No. 135181 ID: b1b4f3

A statue of deem's golem body carrying the dungeon core on its back like Atlus.
No. 135183 ID: dcdd1c

I am not actually suggesting this, but a what-if fully-expressed-demonic-side Moriko would be a conversation piece and a half.
No. 135702 ID: 5197cb

Statues soon, but in the meantime, does anyone want to suggest what these materials Olan will provide for Deem to make something of might be?
No. 135703 ID: 465a14

gallstones and other mineral deposits found inside organs such as kidney stones or bezoars
his own teeth
rocks i guess
an elf
No. 135704 ID: ce39da

Probably some kind of contraband, like rare ivory or the (literal) devil's lettuce.
No. 135705 ID: 0fae41

A lock of his ex girlfriend's hair
Moon incense: It smells like the moon.
Troll teeth
A pauldron from an ancestral armor set.
No. 135706 ID: 2f6d8f

• Ancient, completely petrified wood. Or, in the same vein, a fossil.
• A weirdly organic regenerating metal that has no other apparent useful trait. Even the color is ugly.
• A completely normal dandelion. Extremely common. Nothing strange or unusual about it. Stop asking.

>an elf
No. 135707 ID: 96c896

Pseudodragon bone (or drake bone? something within his price range, obviously dragon bone is too much)
Abyssal Squid Ink (it's black but glows in the dark)
A seed from a giant pomegranate
A branch from an Evergreen, wrapped tightly to keep it from extending roots
Element-infused quartz.
No. 135709 ID: 312b32

Crystallised Sky Power.
Fragments of shattered dungeon cores.
Holy water.
A very familiar dragon skeleton.
No. 135710 ID: afa6f6

I like the idea of Petrified Wood and Fossils, gonna +1 those

A Chunk of deep sea Coral
A barrel of black volcanic sand
Shell from a giant jewel tortoise
Some chunks of meteorite
Moon rocks, rocks, from the moon.
Crystallized roses
Great Elk antlers
Nightmare mane (like, monster horses)
No. 135713 ID: 031458

What a geologist promised him was a large geode. Unbroken.
A carnivorous plant from a far away place.
Diatomic silt from the ocean floor.
A magic trinket from a traveling peddler who's function can't be discerned. (It is cursed in a way that cancels out it's function)
Dragon Bits. (The leftovers of the leftovers of a large dragon corpse)
A mystery potion. (A novice used his master's materials haphazardly. Its composition may be more useful than it's effect)

Chaos Battery: a Demon's Heart and an Angel's Skull (amount other things) are contained within a labyrinth of Gold and Sunstone. A dial adjusts the inner complexity and therefore power output. Even on it's lowest, most convoluted setting, this thing outputs dangerous amounts of mixed mana and distorts the local earth pulse in bizarre ways.
It's frankly a liability to have, Olan has probably been trying to pawn it off on my someone.
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