>>312822
Would you bang Kyaos?

Anonymous 2009/09/18(Fri)19:18 No. 3027 ID: 64f8ae
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>>312811
I think it's you people that have that stuff on your minds all the tim- Hey, my eyes are up here!

Emma, I'm sorry but how do you even know about sexual references? You only been alive for a few hours and only had surgical programing put inside your head (and languages).

You don't even have the sex organs required to have perversions be encoded into your instincts, and those breasts are aesthetic.

Aggeia: Apparently, quite a number of fa/tg/uys like how you look. Is your figure typical for your race, or are you particularly gifted in the HIPS department?

>>312827
Wait, you have eyes?

Anonymous 2009/09/18(Fri)20:59 No. 3033 ID: 64f8ae
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>>312828
I've got the equivalent of a doctorate in medicine and biology, of course I know how all that stuff works.
Just because I don't know how to work a gun doesn't mean I'm stupid.
>>312832
Why don't you look at the fuzzy one instead, she doesn't.

>>312833
>medical knowledge
Then fix your damn nose, you look like a freak :|

>>312834
I might have a low save vs. breasts, but that was over the line.

Amadoobus, how many years did you take mastering your talents before you ventured forth?

hey Tav do you get phantom pains where your arm used to be?

I heard that happens sometimes but i've only heard it from old geezers and I need a fresh perspective.

>>312836
Amadoobus, what is the most glorious concert you've ever performed?

Journey 2009/09/18(Fri)23:10 No. 3039 ID: 42b14f
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>>312830
>Apparently, quite a number of fa/tg/uys like how you look.

Well, thank you~

>Is your figure typical for your race, or are you particularly gifted in the HIPS department?

Part of it has to do with what type of Lazuhrek you're dealing with. I'm a Jungle Lazuhrek. We tend to have large powerful leg muscles and sharp claws with strong grip for slinging ourselves through the trees, or simply running swiftly on the ground.

River Lazuhrek have a thick layer of fat to keep them warm when they're deep under water.

And Mountain Lazuhrek have biiiig upper torsos allowing them to climb and power through harsh terrain, however, their legs are relatively small compared to their upper bodies. As a result, they usually plod along on all fours most of the time.

But I suppose I have been referred to as "hippy" by the other Lazuhrek back home~

Licking that whip was a dumb idea! It was probably used before you got to it.

Aggeia: How does your squeezing through tight openings work. I'm both intrigued and horrified by it.

Aggeia 2009/09/19(Sat)07:28 No. 3046 ID: 42b14f
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>>312845
>Aggeia: How does your squeezing through tight openings work?

Well, of course there's a limit to how small a hole I can squeeze through. It's done with a combination of dislocating some bones, some bones just being collapsible, along with a lot of my organs. Smaller spaces are never fun and I can't really spend a whole lot of time there since I basically can't breathe when I do that. But the drains in the Engsami fort are wide enough that I shimmy through there well enough.

>>312840
>Licking that whip was a dumb idea! It was probably used before you got to it.

Oh GOD! Why did you make me think of that!? EEWWW!

>>312846
With all of that fluff, do your people ever take jobs as pipe cleaners or chimney sweeps?
Or is it too difficult to tell when something is dirty?

Aggeia 2009/09/19(Sat)10:03 No. 3048 ID: 42b14f
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>>312847
F'wah!

Telling when something's dirty is usually easy enough by smell... but when you're covered in filth, it's hard to smell if something's clean, so we wouldn't really know when to stop.

My goodness Aggeia is adorable. Like a big fluffy bunny.

>>312848
Mmmm, such a dirty girl <3

jen!5E5cOpffmA 2009/09/19(Sat)18:23 No. 3059 ID: f244cf
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>>312859

Melanie...fluids?

...Ewww.

Spikesby Biteface: What is your favourite dance? Show us your favourite dance~<3

Tav: See
>>312864

Shadran: How many missions have you been out on?
Have any of them gone badly?
How was your childhood?

Shadran 2009/09/20(Sun)13:46 No. 3078 ID: 7eda8b
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>>312873
>How many missions have you been out on?
Lots.
>Have any of them gone badly?
Yes.
>How was your childhood?

Shadran: what do you like in a person? What do you like romantically?

>>312880

Shadran: How much for assassinating this one?

Shadran 2009/09/20(Sun)14:08 No. 3083 ID: 7eda8b
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>>312880
>what do you like in a person? What do you like romantically?

>>312883
...kill maim burn purge?

>>312883
I hid my jugular, if that's what you're looking for.

Spikesby!!Z0Mwx3ZJZj 2009/09/20(Sun)15:38 No. 3094 ID: 15f6d6
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>>312862

>>"Wak wak wak wak. Wak wak, wak wak wak wak wak.

>>312894

Damn Spikesby! You've got moves.

>>312894
<3!

brb, marrying Spikesby <3 <3

Anonymous 2009/09/20(Sun)17:53 No. 3108 ID: b94893
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>>312812

>>312883
That thing you do with your eyes, did you have to learn, or does it come naturally?

Jeslyn: Sing 'Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend.' DO EET!

My questions are sounding remarkably like commands these days.

Goshen:

Have you ever killed any Talyxians? Elves?

Aphek: was Yisi good?

Nic: How do you feel about Joel?

Joel: How do you feel about Nic?

Rastin: How do you feel about never showing up in NicQuest?

Jeslyn!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/09/26(Sat)23:13 No. 3319 ID: cd08c0
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>>313069
> Jeslyn: Sing 'Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend.'
Why certainly! That'll be twenty dollars for the song, payable upfront to my account.
You'll also need to send me a diamond, for authentic prop purposes. And no fake ones, either! I can tell~

Jenquest AI: Sing the ending theme to Portal.

Joel!!MvMGOwL2H3 2009/09/26(Sat)23:52 No. 3321 ID: f4963f
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>>313118
>Joel: How do you feel about Nic?
W-What can I say? He's... a dork. A really nice and h-helpful dork, I guess. Though it's kind of... s-strange that he knew where and how to get false IDs at the drop of a hat. A bit suspicious, yanno? ... anyway, I'll probably stick with him to Colorado. ... god, I'm going to need a place to live soon. Don't think I can go back now...

Hope 2009/09/28(Mon)02:03 No. 3350 ID: 476456
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Prevous, here's a sandwich, give jeslyn a wedgie.

Prevous!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/09/28(Mon)03:09 No. 3353 ID: cd08c0
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>>313150
> Prevous, here's a sandwich, give Jeslyn a wedgie.
I CAN'T REACH IT

>>313121
Joel, why don't your try putting on some makeup? Don't you want to feel pretty? You're not an MIB anymore, so you don't have to look so severe.

b!5E5cOpffmA 2009/09/28(Mon)14:59 No. 3362 ID: 0e75fd
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>>313120
This was a trium-

...

BAWW

>>313162
D:

WE LOVE YOU BSOD

>>313162
Don't cry! I'm here!

>>313162
Sorry. Bit of a much up in the labs. The invisibility formula works great though. Keep singing!

Aphek, what does Yisi's O face look like?