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1754 No. 1754 ID: fb5d8e

Since I have too little time to actually continue a quest, I thought I'd start this.

ITT: You ask questions to quest characters, and they may answer as the author sees fit!

Obviously this is not meant to spoil any plotpoints, but rather to explore characterdepth and such.
Let's do this!
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No. 2733 ID: bd2eec
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2733

>>312507
To a Sergal? Fuck that.
Last one I dealed with was rude, crude and tried to take off my head.
Plus he broke Miss Raine's tea set. That shit ain't cool.

But yeah, I do deliver living things sometimes. Be it escorting someone as a bodyguard or taking a non-intelligent animal to their owner.
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No. 2739 ID: efa41b

>>312502
>Muschio, how exactly did you make the Orb?
I know at one point Weaver was planning to reveal that withing the context of the quest. Don't know if that's still the case, but I would imagine so.
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No. 2756 ID: 43d730

All gobbos in Gobboquest.
Could we get an estimation of gestation times, litter sizes, maturation rates, etc. or will we have to learn that from experience?
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No. 2757 ID: 43d730
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2757

>>312533
>rude, crude and tried to take off my head.
So you've met John then.
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No. 2769 ID: f2de2f
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2769

>Could we get an estimation of gestation times, litter sizes, maturation rates, etc.

Certainly!

>gestation times

It takes as long as it takes for a baby to be ready to come out.

>Litter sizes

There will be one. Unless there's more, then there's not.

>Maturation rate

Just because you get older doesn't mean you have to be mature. Hehehehe...
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No. 2770 ID: 2dd482

>>312516
>since Amxu and Atu are hogging the boys,

>Amxu
>hogging the boys

Oh you have no idea.
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No. 2771 ID: 1afd58

>>312569
Atu you are so adorably useless.

You know that it is why both the boys love you. Noko also loves you, you know <3

She likes to pretend like she doesn't like girls though, so if you make a move she'll say no. She might even scream and pretend like she doesn't' want the sex you are giving her. Don't let that stop you <3
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No. 2797 ID: f4963f

Zealot: Where did you learn to throw knives like that? You're a good shot.

I mean, you could have hurt Brother back there, in Pewter, yanno~?
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No. 2810 ID: 192956

>>312569
Atu if you where a god what would be your first action of godliness?
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No. 2829 ID: 056075

Amxu, is there any chance that your 'little something extra' will be inhereted by your children?
Would the odds of this happening change if you were the father?
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No. 2840 ID: 18212a
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2840

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No. 2841 ID: 43d730

>>312640
What happened to the following memes:
Longcat
Excuuuse me princess
Hooding
Shock images
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No. 2842 ID: 8b14a1
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2842

>>312641
Longcat was just a fad.
Excuuuse me princess is still used sparingly.
Hooding is still a regular occurrence on /f/.
Shock images haven't gone anywhere, they just rarely work twice, so people have grown wise to their devilish ways.
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No. 2843 ID: 18212a
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2843

>>312642
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No. 2844 ID: 8b14a1
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2844

>>312643
Gnome is an indirect player character.
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No. 2845 ID: 18212a
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2845

>>312644
Uhhuh.
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No. 2847 ID: 12bd87

>>312643
>>312645
Wow, this has already gotten old.
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No. 2857 ID: 18212a
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2857

>>312647
Waddayanow. So it did.
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No. 2932 ID: 4553b2

Simon: How did you feel about Slater getting injured like that?

Emma Sari: What do you make of everything that's been going on?

Pete: What is your favorite thing in the world?

Eri: What do you like to do in your free time?

Lisa: What is love?

Plessy: Do you have any other friends like Zubat?

Tav: Does your ass glow like your shoulders do?
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No. 2943 ID: 42b14f
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2943

>>312732
>Tav: Does your ass glow like your shoulders do?
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No. 2945 ID: efa41b

>>312743
lol Tav leaves frames enabled.
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No. 2946 ID: ec491d

>>312745
The only proper way of browsing an imageboard, yes.
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No. 2947 ID: 4553b2

>>312743
I will take that as a no.

So Tav, how do you type with one arm? Or do you just lurk?
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No. 2949 ID: 42b14f
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2949

>>312747
>So Tav, how do you type with one arm?

Bye... typing with it...
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No. 2950 ID: 43d730

>>312749
Why doesn't Deme know what typing is, then?
>>1774
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No. 2951 ID: 8ce2bf

>>312749
Tav have you thought about Deme's tongue lately?
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No. 2952 ID: b94893

>>312750
Demesi's race doesn't have access to computers powered by shocker crabs on hamster wheels.
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No. 2953 ID: 197650
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2953

>>312732
tough call, I'd have to go with the fact you all think I'm really dead, the microwave oven, or my all time favorite; HACKIN' AND WACKIN' AND SMACKIN'
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No. 2962 ID: 42b14f
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2962

>>312750
>Why doesn't Deme know what typing is, then?

Demesi is a Nedynvor, why would he know anything about Lohrke technomancy?

>>312751
>Tav have you thought about Deme's tongue lately?

Until just recently, I thought he was dead. But as you might guess I've been somewhat "up in arms" about my current predicament... so no... not really
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No. 2973 ID: e3f578

Speaking of kinkyness, how was your last sexual experience before all of this chaos started, Tav? Any lady friends?

Some happy questions bring happy thoughts. Think happy thoughts you pessimist. Your not going to live through that injury otherwise.
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No. 2979 ID: 42b14f
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2979

>>312773
>how was your last sexual experience before all of this chaos started, Tav?

I'm not entirely sure I'm comfortable with this line of questioning...

>Any lady friends?

Not anymore...

>Your not going to live through that injury otherwise.

The wound's been cauterized, I don't really have to worry about it bleeding out or anything.
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No. 2980 ID: f4963f

Tav: How do you feel to hear that Deme's still alive~?

Also, are you right-handed? Er, I mean, were you, before the incident?
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No. 2982 ID: f21281

>>312779
>Lohrke Technomancy
>Technomancy

Oh that's it. Tav, we are getting you healed the fuck UP, and then we are getting you a fucking ROBOT ARM THAT SHOOTS THOSE LIGHTNING ROD THINGS.

AND THEN WE'RE GONNA RAPE KYAOS. IN FRONT OF HER SUBORDINATES. AND WE WILL MAKE HER LIKE IT.

Deme will videotape.
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No. 2983 ID: 9e9b47
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2983

>>312499

Probably stupid-looking thing. It's really fun to hug when you're too drunk to move much.
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No. 2987 ID: 476456

Liz, Gus is a real hot piece of darkness aint he?
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No. 2990 ID: 45afb1
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2990

>>312787
Liz: "Well as far as looks go, he's not much to look at. But he can move through me like... well you get where I'm going with that. Anyway, to answer your question, I would have to say yes, but that's more because most other darkness I've seen isn't actually sentient."

Pitchy: "Hey! Gus is the best darkness ever!"

Gus: "Yeah! I AM the best darkness ever!"

Liz: "You're the only darkness right now Gus."

Gus: "That's beside the point."
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No. 2991 ID: 476456

Aphek, rape is allegedly common in Sergal society, what are your thoughts on this. And have you been raped recently?
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No. 2993 ID: f4963f
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2993

Goshen! You listen to me fella! I want you to grow your hair out and wear a skirt like a REAL man! YOU HEAR ME?!
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No. 2996 ID: 7eda8b
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2996

>>312793
That wasn't really a question.
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No. 2997 ID: f78140

Liz: you were a "procurer of wares" before you met gus. what are some of your more daring heists?
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No. 3000 ID: 45afb1
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3000

>>312797
Well before I met Gus most of my jobs where very low end, most of which involved divorced couples wanting to get back something from the other without getting their fingerprints on it. But there was this one heist similar to the one I was performing when I met Gus in which I was trying to steal a rare gem on tour in our local museum, apparently the guy I was working for had been trying to get it for years to perform fossil research. You have no idea the security they built up around it, and that it could all be taken out by taking out a single fuse in the museum's basement. That was probably my biggest, most successful heist, though probably not the most difficult in my career.

There was also one involving a pet alligator that caused me more trouble then it was worth, sad news is, the gator died, the good news is, he totally deserved it.

Gus: Did you really get all these jobs? You seem really young for it.

I was the only thief in the neighborhood, so if someone wanted something without getting their stuby fingers on it, I was the only one to come to.

Pitchy: I like your stories Liz, there real cool!

Thanks Pitchy. <3
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No. 3002 ID: b94893
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3002

>>312796
The man has a point though. The mane is a sign of adulthood, you cutting yours off makes you look like a little punk, or maybe someone that wants to look younger than he is or trying to cling to childhood or something. It's especially strange when coupled by that long goattee of yours. Seriously, it makes you look like some kind of poorly disguised pedophile.
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No. 3007 ID: 1afd58

>>312802
>pedophile.

Wait... Aphek... How old ARE you?
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No. 3010 ID: 2cbe3e

Aphek, what exactly was your job back when you were a slave anyhow? I mean to say, what did your duties generally entail?
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No. 3011 ID: f4963f

Emma: Bigass Mushrooms, Long Slender Lever-Rods, and Wide Gaping Chasms... what do you think of all the sexual undertones in the dwarven fortress? Kinda creepy, eh?
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No. 3012 ID: 7eda8b
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3012

>>312802
You look like a puffin.
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No. 3017 ID: 8e18cd

Bondage Chameleon: Do you really enjoy your current predicament?
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No. 3018 ID: bffa2a

>>312817

More important question is what the hell were you doing to Binky and why?
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No. 3020 ID: 64f8ae

He was probably shocking his hemipenes with it.
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No. 3022 ID: 42b14f
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3022

>>312817
Mmph mmph mrph mrmph? Mmmm mmmmmmmmmmm~

>>312818
Mprmph mrph hrmph, hrph prmph mmph mrph~
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No. 3024 ID: f21281

>>312822
Would you bang Kyaos?
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No. 3027 ID: 64f8ae
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3027

>>312811
I think it's you people that have that stuff on your minds all the tim- Hey, my eyes are up here!
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No. 3028 ID: e3f578

Emma, I'm sorry but how do you even know about sexual references? You only been alive for a few hours and only had surgical programing put inside your head (and languages).

You don't even have the sex organs required to have perversions be encoded into your instincts, and those breasts are aesthetic.
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No. 3030 ID: f4963f

Aggeia: Apparently, quite a number of fa/tg/uys like how you look. Is your figure typical for your race, or are you particularly gifted in the HIPS department?
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No. 3032 ID: 43d730

>>312827
Wait, you have eyes?
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No. 3033 ID: 64f8ae
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3033

>>312828
I've got the equivalent of a doctorate in medicine and biology, of course I know how all that stuff works.
Just because I don't know how to work a gun doesn't mean I'm stupid.
>>312832
Why don't you look at the fuzzy one instead, she doesn't.
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No. 3034 ID: 1afd58

>>312833
>medical knowledge
Then fix your damn nose, you look like a freak :|
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No. 3035 ID: 43d730

>>312834
I might have a low save vs. breasts, but that was over the line.
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No. 3036 ID: 31036a

Amadoobus, how many years did you take mastering your talents before you ventured forth?
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No. 3037 ID: d6a592

hey Tav do you get phantom pains where your arm used to be?

I heard that happens sometimes but i've only heard it from old geezers and I need a fresh perspective.
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No. 3038 ID: f4963f

>>312836
Amadoobus, what is the most glorious concert you've ever performed?
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No. 3039 ID: 42b14f
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3039

>>312830
>Apparently, quite a number of fa/tg/uys like how you look.

Well, thank you~

>Is your figure typical for your race, or are you particularly gifted in the HIPS department?

Part of it has to do with what type of Lazuhrek you're dealing with. I'm a Jungle Lazuhrek. We tend to have large powerful leg muscles and sharp claws with strong grip for slinging ourselves through the trees, or simply running swiftly on the ground.

River Lazuhrek have a thick layer of fat to keep them warm when they're deep under water.

And Mountain Lazuhrek have biiiig upper torsos allowing them to climb and power through harsh terrain, however, their legs are relatively small compared to their upper bodies. As a result, they usually plod along on all fours most of the time.

But I suppose I have been referred to as "hippy" by the other Lazuhrek back home~
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No. 3040 ID: d6a592

Licking that whip was a dumb idea! It was probably used before you got to it.
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No. 3045 ID: f421d7

Aggeia: How does your squeezing through tight openings work. I'm both intrigued and horrified by it.
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No. 3046 ID: 42b14f
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3046

>>312845
>Aggeia: How does your squeezing through tight openings work?

Well, of course there's a limit to how small a hole I can squeeze through. It's done with a combination of dislocating some bones, some bones just being collapsible, along with a lot of my organs. Smaller spaces are never fun and I can't really spend a whole lot of time there since I basically can't breathe when I do that. But the drains in the Engsami fort are wide enough that I shimmy through there well enough.

>>312840
>Licking that whip was a dumb idea! It was probably used before you got to it.

Oh GOD! Why did you make me think of that!? EEWWW!
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No. 3047 ID: 43d730

>>312846
With all of that fluff, do your people ever take jobs as pipe cleaners or chimney sweeps?
Or is it too difficult to tell when something is dirty?
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No. 3048 ID: 42b14f
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3048

>>312847
F'wah!

Telling when something's dirty is usually easy enough by smell... but when you're covered in filth, it's hard to smell if something's clean, so we wouldn't really know when to stop.
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No. 3049 ID: 6faa8c

My goodness Aggeia is adorable. Like a big fluffy bunny.
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No. 3050 ID: 1afd58

>>312848
Mmmm, such a dirty girl <3
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No. 3059 ID: f244cf
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3059

"..."
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No. 3060 ID: cf44da

>>312859

Melanie...fluids?

...Ewww.
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No. 3062 ID: f4963f

Spikesby Biteface: What is your favourite dance? Show us your favourite dance~<3
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No. 3068 ID: e8d8be

Tav: See
>>312864
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No. 3073 ID: 43d730

Shadran: How many missions have you been out on?
Have any of them gone badly?
How was your childhood?
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No. 3078 ID: 7eda8b
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3078

>>312873
>How many missions have you been out on?
Lots.
>Have any of them gone badly?
Yes.
>How was your childhood?
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No. 3080 ID: 54af1f

Shadran: what do you like in a person? What do you like romantically?
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No. 3082 ID: bffa2a

>>312880

Shadran: How much for assassinating this one?
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No. 3083 ID: 7eda8b
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3083

>>312880
>what do you like in a person? What do you like romantically?
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No. 3085 ID: f21281

>>312883
...kill maim burn purge?
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No. 3088 ID: 43d730

>>312883
I hid my jugular, if that's what you're looking for.
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No. 3094 ID: 15f6d6
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3094

>>312862

>>"Wak wak wak wak. Wak wak, wak wak wak wak wak.
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No. 3097 ID: bffa2a

>>312894

Damn Spikesby! You've got moves.
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No. 3099 ID: f4963f

>>312894
<3!

brb, marrying Spikesby <3 <3
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No. 3108 ID: b94893
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3108

>>312812
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No. 3117 ID: 6faa8c

>>312883
That thing you do with your eyes, did you have to learn, or does it come naturally?
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No. 3269 ID: f4963f

Jeslyn: Sing 'Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend.' DO EET!

My questions are sounding remarkably like commands these days.
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No. 3308 ID: 950eaa

Goshen:

Have you ever killed any Talyxians? Elves?
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No. 3316 ID: 2dd482

Aphek: was Yisi good?
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No. 3318 ID: 4553b2

Nic: How do you feel about Joel?

Joel: How do you feel about Nic?

Rastin: How do you feel about never showing up in NicQuest?
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No. 3319 ID: cd08c0
File 125403202996.png - (22.60KB , 200x200 , jeslynsareforever.png )
3319

>>313069
> Jeslyn: Sing 'Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend.'
Why certainly! That'll be twenty dollars for the song, payable upfront to my account.
You'll also need to send me a diamond, for authentic prop purposes. And no fake ones, either! I can tell~
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No. 3320 ID: 6faa8c

Jenquest AI: Sing the ending theme to Portal.
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No. 3321 ID: f4963f
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3321

>>313118
>Joel: How do you feel about Nic?
W-What can I say? He's... a dork. A really nice and h-helpful dork, I guess. Though it's kind of... s-strange that he knew where and how to get false IDs at the drop of a hat. A bit suspicious, yanno? ... anyway, I'll probably stick with him to Colorado. ... god, I'm going to need a place to live soon. Don't think I can go back now...
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No. 3350 ID: 476456
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3350

Prevous, here's a sandwich, give jeslyn a wedgie.
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No. 3353 ID: cd08c0
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3353

>>313150
> Prevous, here's a sandwich, give Jeslyn a wedgie.
I CAN'T REACH IT
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No. 3359 ID: e16a45

>>313121
Joel, why don't your try putting on some makeup? Don't you want to feel pretty? You're not an MIB anymore, so you don't have to look so severe.
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No. 3362 ID: 0e75fd
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3362

>>313120
This was a trium-

...

BAWW
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No. 3363 ID: 1afd58

>>313162
D:

WE LOVE YOU BSOD
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No. 3395 ID: 277f42

>>313162
Don't cry! I'm here!
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No. 3468 ID: 1689ab

>>313162
Sorry. Bit of a much up in the labs. The invisibility formula works great though. Keep singing!
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No. 3529 ID: 476456

Aphek, what does Yisi's O face look like?
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