Q 2009/09/14(Mon)19:02 No. 2733 ID: bd2eec
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>>312507
To a Sergal? Fuck that.
Last one I dealed with was rude, crude and tried to take off my head.
Plus he broke Miss Raine's tea set. That shit ain't cool.

But yeah, I do deliver living things sometimes. Be it escorting someone as a bodyguard or taking a non-intelligent animal to their owner.

>>312502
>Muschio, how exactly did you make the Orb?
I know at one point Weaver was planning to reveal that withing the context of the quest. Don't know if that's still the case, but I would imagine so.

All gobbos in Gobboquest.
Could we get an estimation of gestation times, litter sizes, maturation rates, etc. or will we have to learn that from experience?

Anonymous 2009/09/14(Mon)21:00 No. 2757 ID: 43d730
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>>312533
>rude, crude and tried to take off my head.
So you've met John then.

Atu 2009/09/15(Tue)04:19 No. 2769 ID: f2de2f
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>Could we get an estimation of gestation times, litter sizes, maturation rates, etc.

Certainly!

>gestation times

It takes as long as it takes for a baby to be ready to come out.

>Litter sizes

There will be one. Unless there's more, then there's not.

>Maturation rate

Just because you get older doesn't mean you have to be mature. Hehehehe...

>>312516
>since Amxu and Atu are hogging the boys,

>Amxu
>hogging the boys

Oh you have no idea.

>>312569
Atu you are so adorably useless.

You know that it is why both the boys love you. Noko also loves you, you know <3

She likes to pretend like she doesn't like girls though, so if you make a move she'll say no. She might even scream and pretend like she doesn't' want the sex you are giving her. Don't let that stop you <3

Zealot: Where did you learn to throw knives like that? You're a good shot.

I mean, you could have hurt Brother back there, in Pewter, yanno~?

>>312569
Atu if you where a god what would be your first action of godliness?

Amxu, is there any chance that your 'little something extra' will be inhereted by your children?
Would the odds of this happening change if you were the father?

>>312640
What happened to the following memes:
Longcat
Excuuuse me princess
Hooding
Shock images

Anonymous 2009/09/15(Tue)18:35 No. 2842 ID: 8b14a1
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>>312641
Longcat was just a fad.
Excuuuse me princess is still used sparingly.
Hooding is still a regular occurrence on /f/.
Shock images haven't gone anywhere, they just rarely work twice, so people have grown wise to their devilish ways.

Joanne 2009/09/15(Tue)18:49 No. 2843 ID: 18212a
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>>312642

Anonymous 2009/09/15(Tue)19:02 No. 2844 ID: 8b14a1
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>>312643
Gnome is an indirect player character.

Joanne 2009/09/15(Tue)19:09 No. 2845 ID: 18212a
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>>312644
Uhhuh.

>>312643
>>312645
Wow, this has already gotten old.

Anonymous 2009/09/15(Tue)19:53 No. 2857 ID: 18212a
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>>312647
Waddayanow. So it did.

Simon: How did you feel about Slater getting injured like that?

Emma Sari: What do you make of everything that's been going on?

Pete: What is your favorite thing in the world?

Eri: What do you like to do in your free time?

Lisa: What is love?

Plessy: Do you have any other friends like Zubat?

Tav: Does your ass glow like your shoulders do?

Anonymous 2009/09/17(Thu)10:09 No. 2943 ID: 42b14f
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>>312732
>Tav: Does your ass glow like your shoulders do?

>>312743
lol Tav leaves frames enabled.

>>312745
The only proper way of browsing an imageboard, yes.

>>312743
I will take that as a no.

So Tav, how do you type with one arm? Or do you just lurk?

Anonymous 2009/09/17(Thu)13:03 No. 2949 ID: 42b14f
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>>312747
>So Tav, how do you type with one arm?

Bye... typing with it...

>>312749
Why doesn't Deme know what typing is, then?
>>1774

>>312749
Tav have you thought about Deme's tongue lately?

>>312750
Demesi's race doesn't have access to computers powered by shocker crabs on hamster wheels.

Velenor 2009/09/17(Thu)15:39 No. 2953 ID: 197650
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>>312732
tough call, I'd have to go with the fact you all think I'm really dead, the microwave oven, or my all time favorite; HACKIN' AND WACKIN' AND SMACKIN'

Tav 2009/09/17(Thu)19:36 No. 2962 ID: 42b14f
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>>312750
>Why doesn't Deme know what typing is, then?

Demesi is a Nedynvor, why would he know anything about Lohrke technomancy?

>>312751
>Tav have you thought about Deme's tongue lately?

Until just recently, I thought he was dead. But as you might guess I've been somewhat "up in arms" about my current predicament... so no... not really

Speaking of kinkyness, how was your last sexual experience before all of this chaos started, Tav? Any lady friends?

Some happy questions bring happy thoughts. Think happy thoughts you pessimist. Your not going to live through that injury otherwise.

Tav 2009/09/17(Thu)20:35 No. 2979 ID: 42b14f
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>>312773
>how was your last sexual experience before all of this chaos started, Tav?

I'm not entirely sure I'm comfortable with this line of questioning...

>Any lady friends?

Not anymore...

>Your not going to live through that injury otherwise.

The wound's been cauterized, I don't really have to worry about it bleeding out or anything.

Tav: How do you feel to hear that Deme's still alive~?

Also, are you right-handed? Er, I mean, were you, before the incident?

>>312779
>Lohrke Technomancy
>Technomancy

Oh that's it. Tav, we are getting you healed the fuck UP, and then we are getting you a fucking ROBOT ARM THAT SHOOTS THOSE LIGHTNING ROD THINGS.

AND THEN WE'RE GONNA RAPE KYAOS. IN FRONT OF HER SUBORDINATES. AND WE WILL MAKE HER LIKE IT.

Deme will videotape.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/17(Thu)21:52 No. 2983 ID: 9e9b47
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>>312499

Probably stupid-looking thing. It's really fun to hug when you're too drunk to move much.

Liz, Gus is a real hot piece of darkness aint he?

Rowan 2009/09/17(Thu)23:14 No. 2990 ID: 45afb1
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>>312787
Liz: "Well as far as looks go, he's not much to look at. But he can move through me like... well you get where I'm going with that. Anyway, to answer your question, I would have to say yes, but that's more because most other darkness I've seen isn't actually sentient."

Pitchy: "Hey! Gus is the best darkness ever!"

Gus: "Yeah! I AM the best darkness ever!"

Liz: "You're the only darkness right now Gus."

Gus: "That's beside the point."

Aphek, rape is allegedly common in Sergal society, what are your thoughts on this. And have you been raped recently?

Anonymous 2009/09/17(Thu)23:58 No. 2993 ID: f4963f
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Goshen! You listen to me fella! I want you to grow your hair out and wear a skirt like a REAL man! YOU HEAR ME?!

Goshen 2009/09/18(Fri)00:40 No. 2996 ID: 7eda8b
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>>312793
That wasn't really a question.

Liz: you were a "procurer of wares" before you met gus. what are some of your more daring heists?

Gus 2009/09/18(Fri)06:55 No. 3000 ID: 45afb1
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>>312797
Well before I met Gus most of my jobs where very low end, most of which involved divorced couples wanting to get back something from the other without getting their fingerprints on it. But there was this one heist similar to the one I was performing when I met Gus in which I was trying to steal a rare gem on tour in our local museum, apparently the guy I was working for had been trying to get it for years to perform fossil research. You have no idea the security they built up around it, and that it could all be taken out by taking out a single fuse in the museum's basement. That was probably my biggest, most successful heist, though probably not the most difficult in my career.

There was also one involving a pet alligator that caused me more trouble then it was worth, sad news is, the gator died, the good news is, he totally deserved it.

Gus: Did you really get all these jobs? You seem really young for it.

I was the only thief in the neighborhood, so if someone wanted something without getting their stuby fingers on it, I was the only one to come to.

Pitchy: I like your stories Liz, there real cool!

Thanks Pitchy. <3

Aruuchi 2009/09/18(Fri)10:09 No. 3002 ID: b94893
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>>312796
The man has a point though. The mane is a sign of adulthood, you cutting yours off makes you look like a little punk, or maybe someone that wants to look younger than he is or trying to cling to childhood or something. It's especially strange when coupled by that long goattee of yours. Seriously, it makes you look like some kind of poorly disguised pedophile.

>>312802
>pedophile.

Wait... Aphek... How old ARE you?

Aphek, what exactly was your job back when you were a slave anyhow? I mean to say, what did your duties generally entail?

Emma: Bigass Mushrooms, Long Slender Lever-Rods, and Wide Gaping Chasms... what do you think of all the sexual undertones in the dwarven fortress? Kinda creepy, eh?

Goshen 2009/09/18(Fri)12:23 No. 3012 ID: 7eda8b
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>>312802
You look like a puffin.

Bondage Chameleon: Do you really enjoy your current predicament?

>>312817

More important question is what the hell were you doing to Binky and why?

He was probably shocking his hemipenes with it.

Journey 2009/09/18(Fri)16:53 No. 3022 ID: 42b14f
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>>312817
Mmph mmph mrph mrmph? Mmmm mmmmmmmmmmm~

>>312818
Mprmph mrph hrmph, hrph prmph mmph mrph~

>>312822
Would you bang Kyaos?

Anonymous 2009/09/18(Fri)19:18 No. 3027 ID: 64f8ae
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>>312811
I think it's you people that have that stuff on your minds all the tim- Hey, my eyes are up here!

Emma, I'm sorry but how do you even know about sexual references? You only been alive for a few hours and only had surgical programing put inside your head (and languages).

You don't even have the sex organs required to have perversions be encoded into your instincts, and those breasts are aesthetic.

Aggeia: Apparently, quite a number of fa/tg/uys like how you look. Is your figure typical for your race, or are you particularly gifted in the HIPS department?

>>312827
Wait, you have eyes?

Anonymous 2009/09/18(Fri)20:59 No. 3033 ID: 64f8ae
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>>312828
I've got the equivalent of a doctorate in medicine and biology, of course I know how all that stuff works.
Just because I don't know how to work a gun doesn't mean I'm stupid.
>>312832
Why don't you look at the fuzzy one instead, she doesn't.

>>312833
>medical knowledge
Then fix your damn nose, you look like a freak :|

>>312834
I might have a low save vs. breasts, but that was over the line.

Amadoobus, how many years did you take mastering your talents before you ventured forth?

hey Tav do you get phantom pains where your arm used to be?

I heard that happens sometimes but i've only heard it from old geezers and I need a fresh perspective.

>>312836
Amadoobus, what is the most glorious concert you've ever performed?

Journey 2009/09/18(Fri)23:10 No. 3039 ID: 42b14f
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>>312830
>Apparently, quite a number of fa/tg/uys like how you look.

Well, thank you~

>Is your figure typical for your race, or are you particularly gifted in the HIPS department?

Part of it has to do with what type of Lazuhrek you're dealing with. I'm a Jungle Lazuhrek. We tend to have large powerful leg muscles and sharp claws with strong grip for slinging ourselves through the trees, or simply running swiftly on the ground.

River Lazuhrek have a thick layer of fat to keep them warm when they're deep under water.

And Mountain Lazuhrek have biiiig upper torsos allowing them to climb and power through harsh terrain, however, their legs are relatively small compared to their upper bodies. As a result, they usually plod along on all fours most of the time.

But I suppose I have been referred to as "hippy" by the other Lazuhrek back home~

Licking that whip was a dumb idea! It was probably used before you got to it.

Aggeia: How does your squeezing through tight openings work. I'm both intrigued and horrified by it.

Aggeia 2009/09/19(Sat)07:28 No. 3046 ID: 42b14f
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>>312845
>Aggeia: How does your squeezing through tight openings work?

Well, of course there's a limit to how small a hole I can squeeze through. It's done with a combination of dislocating some bones, some bones just being collapsible, along with a lot of my organs. Smaller spaces are never fun and I can't really spend a whole lot of time there since I basically can't breathe when I do that. But the drains in the Engsami fort are wide enough that I shimmy through there well enough.

>>312840
>Licking that whip was a dumb idea! It was probably used before you got to it.

Oh GOD! Why did you make me think of that!? EEWWW!

>>312846
With all of that fluff, do your people ever take jobs as pipe cleaners or chimney sweeps?
Or is it too difficult to tell when something is dirty?

Aggeia 2009/09/19(Sat)10:03 No. 3048 ID: 42b14f
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>>312847
F'wah!

Telling when something's dirty is usually easy enough by smell... but when you're covered in filth, it's hard to smell if something's clean, so we wouldn't really know when to stop.

My goodness Aggeia is adorable. Like a big fluffy bunny.

>>312848
Mmmm, such a dirty girl <3

jen!5E5cOpffmA 2009/09/19(Sat)18:23 No. 3059 ID: f244cf
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"..."

>>312859

Melanie...fluids?

...Ewww.

Spikesby Biteface: What is your favourite dance? Show us your favourite dance~<3

Tav: See
>>312864

Shadran: How many missions have you been out on?
Have any of them gone badly?
How was your childhood?

Shadran 2009/09/20(Sun)13:46 No. 3078 ID: 7eda8b
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>>312873
>How many missions have you been out on?
Lots.
>Have any of them gone badly?
Yes.
>How was your childhood?

Shadran: what do you like in a person? What do you like romantically?

>>312880

Shadran: How much for assassinating this one?

Shadran 2009/09/20(Sun)14:08 No. 3083 ID: 7eda8b
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>>312880
>what do you like in a person? What do you like romantically?

>>312883
...kill maim burn purge?

>>312883
I hid my jugular, if that's what you're looking for.

Spikesby!!Z0Mwx3ZJZj 2009/09/20(Sun)15:38 No. 3094 ID: 15f6d6
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>>312862

>>"Wak wak wak wak. Wak wak, wak wak wak wak wak.

>>312894

Damn Spikesby! You've got moves.

>>312894
<3!

brb, marrying Spikesby <3 <3

Anonymous 2009/09/20(Sun)17:53 No. 3108 ID: b94893
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>>312812

>>312883
That thing you do with your eyes, did you have to learn, or does it come naturally?

Jeslyn: Sing 'Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend.' DO EET!

My questions are sounding remarkably like commands these days.

Goshen:

Have you ever killed any Talyxians? Elves?

Aphek: was Yisi good?

Nic: How do you feel about Joel?

Joel: How do you feel about Nic?

Rastin: How do you feel about never showing up in NicQuest?

Jeslyn!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/09/26(Sat)23:13 No. 3319 ID: cd08c0
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>>313069
> Jeslyn: Sing 'Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend.'
Why certainly! That'll be twenty dollars for the song, payable upfront to my account.
You'll also need to send me a diamond, for authentic prop purposes. And no fake ones, either! I can tell~

Jenquest AI: Sing the ending theme to Portal.

Joel!!MvMGOwL2H3 2009/09/26(Sat)23:52 No. 3321 ID: f4963f
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>>313118
>Joel: How do you feel about Nic?
W-What can I say? He's... a dork. A really nice and h-helpful dork, I guess. Though it's kind of... s-strange that he knew where and how to get false IDs at the drop of a hat. A bit suspicious, yanno? ... anyway, I'll probably stick with him to Colorado. ... god, I'm going to need a place to live soon. Don't think I can go back now...

Hope 2009/09/28(Mon)02:03 No. 3350 ID: 476456
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Prevous, here's a sandwich, give jeslyn a wedgie.

Prevous!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/09/28(Mon)03:09 No. 3353 ID: cd08c0
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>>313150
> Prevous, here's a sandwich, give Jeslyn a wedgie.
I CAN'T REACH IT

>>313121
Joel, why don't your try putting on some makeup? Don't you want to feel pretty? You're not an MIB anymore, so you don't have to look so severe.

b!5E5cOpffmA 2009/09/28(Mon)14:59 No. 3362 ID: 0e75fd
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>>313120
This was a trium-

...

BAWW

>>313162
D:

WE LOVE YOU BSOD

>>313162
Don't cry! I'm here!

>>313162
Sorry. Bit of a much up in the labs. The invisibility formula works great though. Keep singing!

Aphek, what does Yisi's O face look like?