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143048 No. 143048 ID: 92a30c

Hello, it’s me. That’s right, Thadeus Plymouth Saft speaking. And I will be your host for the evening! I had an epiphany the other month with a sexy apparition that I have squandered my wealth and I must amend to everyone I’ve double-crossed, conned, and back-stabbed throughout the galaxy and show I’ve turned a new leaf.

Thus I have invited you all to join my holiday mansion for a secret santa exchange party! So come on in and have a look at the rules of participating.

Here’s a Wiki Link to the previous years of gift-giving! With directions included:
https://questden.org/wiki/TGChan%27s_Secret_Santa

What do you do? You can participate in several ways:

For Quest Authors/Signing-Up
For authors, all you need to do is declare which of your quest-characters will partake in this exchange. Include their name and a link to the quest or wiki page, or name drop the quest title. A picture is helpful as well. If posting multiple characters, you must state whether they’re a GROUP or INDIVIDUALS. Once we reach an appointed date, everyone will be randomly assigned their partner. After matches are made it is your job to write and illustrate what your character would gift their special someone! Perhaps something from their world. Or something personal! Maybe a secondhand participation trophy. Or a Goat RPG game! Maybe a genuine mint-condition “I Voted” sticker!

You’re not obligated to have the character respond to a gift received. But the process of your character finding/deciding their partner’s gift is expected. It can be done in one picture, five, ten, animated; doesn’t matter as long as you don’t tire yourselves out and lose momentum! Posting before or after Christmas is no problem either! You have until the 25th of July!

Pairings will be made on December 6th. Names will be posted with spoiler tags to keep pairings a secret! Have a look through past Secret Santas to get an idea how it works. I’ll do my best to avoid repeat pairings from the last few Secret Santas.

NSFW Content?
We sure love our holidays with tasteful humor, mmmyes. And we’ve all been on our best behavior in the past! But keep in mind that Secret Santa is one holiday that takes a breather from all the blatant clothing damage and body-part worshiping. That doesn’t mean there can’t be ‘crude humor’ or ‘suggestive themes’ as the ESRB may say! As expected, sexual congress is out of the question!

Any character unfortunate to not receive their gift will be compensated by Christmas in July! Sometimes artists need extra time after Christmas and New Years.

Well don’t just stand there, come inside and shake your boots off! Sign in the guest list, hand my maid your coat, and follow the signs to the entertainment room!
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No. 143049 ID: 681cb5
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143049

Tozlan and Tizli, the Raolme alien siblings from Starlight Afterglow, is joining this year’s secret Santa as a group! They have no idea what it is about, but they can’t say no to free stuff!

https://tezakia.net/wiki/Starlight_Afterglow
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No. 143050 ID: a7a180
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143050

Hello, outside world! JNET wishes to exchange packets with alien lifeforms once more!

https://tgchan.org/wiki/A_Small_Quest
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No. 143051 ID: f1368b
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143051

Flygon and Smeargle from https://questden.org/wiki/Nostalgia_Quest are looking somewhat on model and ready to gift as a pair.
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No. 143053 ID: 2c21b8
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143053

Prince / Princess Hollow Heart, their only appearance so far was in this part.

https://questden.org/kusaba/questarch/res/1098087.html
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No. 143054 ID: 6c233e
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143054

Lisel and Surrep from House Cadvere will be signing up as a pair.
https://questden.org/kusaba/quest/res/1080954.html#1080954

Even in a horrible murder house its Christmas. Lisel wants to introduce the deep woods rat to the holiday and get her some much needed relaxation.
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No. 143061 ID: 92a30c
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143061

Thadeus: Well well, I'm pleased to see Dama and his beautiful wife Yamelle were able to make it as a group!

https://questden.org/wiki/Chupian_Date_Quest
Various other Secret Santas for Dama
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No. 143064 ID: 13b7b9
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143064

Lazy Serah Kensington is signing up!

https://questden.org/wiki/Lazy_Fairy

What does one get a noble Lady, especially one that can make her own wealth via alchemy? A difficult question indeed...
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No. 143066 ID: 71fafc
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143066

The Fangndr twins; fiery Wilhelm, nervous Ajosha and cool-headed Isolde, join the festivities to give and, as befitting all good dragons, recieve great gifts.

They will be doing so as a group, obviously.
Going solo would be..tricky.
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No. 143067 ID: 9d12b8
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143067

Pascoe signs up.

https://questden.org/wiki/Return_to_Sender

He has lots of time and little else going on. At the very least, delivering is something he still knows how to do.
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No. 143068 ID: 25961a
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143068

Tanna would like to sign up!

https://tezakia.net/kusaba/quest/res/1083617.html

"Hopefully I'm not too late! Sorry about that, been pretty busy, but I'm looking forward to all the box shaped presents!"
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No. 143069 ID: 92a30c

And thus the deadline has been reached, names are being drawn!
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No. 143070 ID: 92a30c
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143070

Tozlan and Tizli has Flygon and Smeargle from Nostalgia Quest(https://questden.org/wiki/Nostalgia_Quest)
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No. 143071 ID: 92a30c
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143071

JNET has Lady Serah Kensington from Lazy Fairy(https://questden.org/wiki/Lazy_Fairy)
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No. 143072 ID: 92a30c
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143072

Flygon and Smeargle has Fangndr from Drgnr(https://questden.org/kusaba/graveyard/res/1064733.html#1066414)
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No. 143073 ID: 92a30c
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143073

Prince/ss Hollow Heart has Tanna from Aldequest(https://tezakia.net/kusaba/quest/res/1083617.html)
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No. 143074 ID: 92a30c
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143074

Lisel and Surrep has Prince/Princess Hollow Heart from Familiar Unfamiliarity(https://questden.org/kusaba/questarch/res/1098087.html)
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No. 143075 ID: 92a30c
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143075

Dama and Yamelle has Lisel and Surrep from House Cadvere(https://questden.org/kusaba/quest/res/1080954.html#1080954)
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No. 143076 ID: 92a30c
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143076

Lady Serah Kensington has JNET from A Small Quest(https://tgchan.org/wiki/A_Small_Quest)
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No. 143077 ID: 92a30c
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143077

The Fangndr Triplets have Dama and Yamelle from Chupian Date Quest(https://questden.org/wiki/Chupian_Date_Quest)
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No. 143078 ID: 92a30c
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143078

Pascoe has Tozlan and Tizli from Starlight Afterglow(https://tezakia.net/wiki/Starlight_Afterglow)
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No. 143079 ID: 92a30c
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143079

Tanna has Pascoe from Return to Sender(https://questden.org/wiki/Return_to_Sender)
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No. 143080 ID: 92a30c
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143080

Santa-Fest
Even if it’s not related to gift-giving or whether you’re not participating in secret santa, anyone can post a festive image and have characters enjoy the party, mingle, and talk about the heavy blizzard coincidentally approaching to trap us all here! There’s a hedge maze, a bowling alley, a home theater... whatever is typical of a mansion! There are rooms I haven’t even been in yet; so who knows what else is here! You won’t even have to stick with characters who are participating in the santa exchange! Go ahead, have some friends over. I’m only clearing my conscious!

For Suggestors
Suggestors may also participate and gift a quest character! Post your idea for a present and who will receive it! Disclaimer: it will be up to the author to illustrate their characters accepting the gift. It’s a busy holiday, so they may not have time to respond.
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No. 143081 ID: 92a30c
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143081

Thadeus: And so kicks off our eighth Secret Santa. I would like to make a toast to all my frenemies to let bygones be bygones! Raise your glasses folks, and let’s make this night an unforgettable--
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No. 143082 ID: 92a30c
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143082

Black
BZZZT--THOOM

Noovin: Oops! You’ll have to excuse the outage, sir. The blizzard outside must be something fierce. Just wait a minute for the generator to kick in aaaaaand--
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No. 143083 ID: 92a30c
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143083

Noovin: EEEEEEK! It can’t be! I can’t believe Thadeus is FUCKING DEAD!

Yamelle: This is exciting, isn’t it Dama? TWO punch bowls!

Playing along the mystery is not a requirement; it’s an anything-goes-type situation for anyone with the time.

Now go find a gift!
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No. 143084 ID: f1368b
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143084

The delectable scent of fancy hor d'oeuvres and goat alien wafts out of the open doors of the mysterious mansion in an invisible stream of savory promise. Snow is beginning to stick to the hedges and shrubbery that line the paved paths that cover the grounds.
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No. 143085 ID: f1368b
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143085

Our beloved hero, fighter for Pokemon rights and nonviolent revolution, emerges from the rich soil under a shrub, having dug a tunnel from Hoenn to the sprawling estate.

:pokeflyface: It's been a while since I've had people food! This is going to be great.
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No. 143086 ID: f1368b
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143086

He lifts his partner, famed competitive battler and painter Smeargle, up out of the hole to join him on the surface world.

:pokesmerawk: Do you think they'll be mad about the shrub?

:pokeflypanik: We'll kick some of the dirt back and it'll be good as new, haha. Also the snow will cover it up.
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No. 143088 ID: 6c233e
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143088

From beside the punch bowl a pair of rodents watch the proceedings with mixed amusement and confusion. "Lisel, you said this holiday would be a break from our troubles." Surrep crosses her arms, one finger tapping an annoyed tattoo. "And yet we find ourselves just as trapped in a murder house, caught in a frozen waste, as we were before."

"Yessssss, however" the shorter mouse rejoinders "This one has a feast that's not locked away. And only one corpse, even if it's a giant."

"Mmm, true true." Surrep concedes "Well lets get to work."
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No. 143089 ID: 6c233e
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143089

The pair pick up a cookie (one of those ones with the jam filling) and start nibbling away from opposite ends.
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No. 143090 ID: 681cb5
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143090

Tozlan: “…wait, why did he just lie down?” the male alien asks confused, “Is he alright? His heartbeat is still normal.”
Tizli: “I think he’s pretending to be dead, brother.” his sister says while chewing on something she grabbed earlier, “I think they are putting on a show?”
Tozlan: “Hmm… you’d think they actually make it sound like he actually died…” Tozlan sits down on the floor next to one of the tables, “And not just have him lie down like that.”
Tizli: “Didn’t you hear that the soft buzzing stopped?” the female Raolme points upwards towards one of the lamps above them, “I think that was the lights going out.”
Tozlan: “Ah… of course…” with his hind leg, he scratches himself behind the ear before continuing, “Still, a real pearl in the foam would have made it more believable, even for us that can’t see him.”
Tizli: “At least the food smells good.” Tizli grabs a rat from the table and holds it up, much to its protest, “Hear this, this one is still wriggling even! Not often you find live food outside a Raolme restaurant.”
Tozlan: “I think that’s another guest, sis.” Tozlan says dismissingly, “So don’t be a scumsucker and eat them.”
Tizli: “Of course I’m not going to eat them! They aren’t a bug, are they?” the female alien holds the rat close to her snout and sniff them, even as they desperately trying to get free, “…right?”
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No. 143091 ID: 3ea4ff
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143091

Prince Hollow Heart: "Lady Poodle please stop staring at the green creatures while they are getting ready to eat, and it is rude to stare when a primitive animal is feasting. It makes them feel threatened."
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No. 143092 ID: 3ea4ff
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143092

Princess Hollow Heart: "But we also need to be careful to not be rude to any residents of this world, we are here to give the present to our assigned target. Also, thank you for drawing the picture of the recipient this will make it easy to find who we are looking for."
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No. 143093 ID: 3ea4ff
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143093

Lady Poodle: "It's my pleasure to serve you, the face of the target appeared in my dream. As for the table that captivated my sight, it wasn't the green animals but the two mice who were eating a cookie."
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No. 143094 ID: 3ea4ff
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143094

Lady Poodle: "While I was looking at them it made me wonder, how do they see the world through their eyes. Where everything is taller than they are, where everything is out to eat them. I don't know if they noticed me. while they were eating but unfortunately it seems that they are the ones being eaten now."
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No. 143095 ID: 3ea4ff
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143095

Lady Poodle: "Also why did you bring me here to carry a gift one which you could have carried on your own."

Prince Hollow Heart: "Well it is undignified for me to give a present myself, that is why you are my servant."
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No. 143096 ID: 6c233e
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143096

"Aggh, Surrep! Use the thing! The ritual thing we prepared earlier!"

Surrep grabs the modified party popper and aims it towards the beast's head. Pow!
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No. 143097 ID: 6c233e
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143097

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No. 143098 ID: 6c233e
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143098

"Ha ha! Advantage ours!" Lisel swings forward to plant one on the alien's snout. Chu(omp)!
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No. 143133 ID: 828932
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143133

Ahh! It’s been a bit of a journey, but I’ve finally made it! Sir Thadeus Plymouth Saft’s manse! I’ll admit, it was kind of a last minute decision to join, especially considering the distance. I don’t even think I’m on Aldebaran anymore, but honestly? That’s kind of a good thing at the moment…

I could use a little break! Wind down, get my drink on, meet some new folks, not have people dying all around me. Was never really that good at those last two things. I even put pants on, or something like them. No one’s gonna call me out on being pantless at this party!

Got my gift all prepared and everything too! Just gotta deliver it to the right person… though I have no idea what kind of species they were. They looked really pretty funny, but just in case anyone’s listening, not gonna give away any details! I’ll figure out where they are when I’m there, time to say hi! Gosh, I can’t wait to just have a chill party!
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No. 143134 ID: 61581a
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143134

A-Ah…?
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No. 143135 ID: d2b599
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143135

Are those two… three dinosaurs? What the FUCK are those tentacle looking things in the fancy clothes?! W-why is someone already dead?! What did I sign up for?!

Alright… c-calm down, haha. Maybe things aren’t that bad? That goat guy might be pretending to be dead? J-Just introduce yourself, you’re going to do this! Confidence!

Hi…Fucking nailed it.
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No. 143136 ID: 6e2193
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143136

If anyone wants the background to use for whatever, feel free!
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No. 143158 ID: 9246cb
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143158

Lady Poodle: "My lords, it appears that Lady Tanna has arrived. The person who you have to give the gift."

Prince Hollow Heart: "Let me just check your drawing, just to be sure."
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No. 143159 ID: 9246cb
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143159

Princess Hollow Heart: "Yeah that is her, but why does she look like she has rabies."

Lady Poodle: "I just like things that are slowly dying in a painful way, to me that is beautiful in a morbid way."
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No. 143160 ID: 9246cb
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143160

Prince Hollow Heart: "Fine, just don't go around and say that to others, it will freak them out. Also, why are you as tall as me?"

Lady Poodle: "That is how I want to be perceived."

Prince Hollow Heart: "Whatever, I will go and talk to her."
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No. 143161 ID: 9246cb
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143161

Princess Hollow Heart: "Hello little one, just look how adorable you are! Your little eyes, the hat, the paws, and your tail. I could just hug you forever and ever and ever and ever! How can something as cute as you exist? You truly have been blessed by the love of gods."
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No. 143162 ID: 9246cb
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143162

Lady Poodle: "I have to tell you Hollow Heart that we are not allowed to feed our worms here. So just give the gift, no need to compliment her."
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No. 143163 ID: 9246cb
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143163

Prince Hollow Heart: "I must apologize how my other half acted. You are my target for this festive ritual, so do you accept the gift that was your name on it?"
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No. 143168 ID: f1368b
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143168

Flygon chows down on the most delicious scrap he's ever encountered, some chewy savory fried little wedge with a crispy crunchy tail. Is it some kind of specially made tofu? Whatever it is, the taste is remarkable.

Smeargle is sitting on the tall couch next to him as they watch the unfolding party.

:pokesmershock: Flygon, I think that's meat.

:pokeflyshock: Whoa, they eat people here? Hardcore.

:pokesmerawk: Yeah, it's not your fault since you didn't know but maybe don't have any more.
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No. 143169 ID: f1368b
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143169

Flygon sticks to the finest confirmed vegetarian food and drink until he's satisfied. With a sigh he leans back on the couch.

:pokeflyface: You got the gift, right? We can hand it off as soon as we see 'em.

:pokesmerhap: Got it right here. TM02, Dragon Claw!

:pokeflylove: The perfect move for any dragon!
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No. 143174 ID: 9ed8c4
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143174

...

Haha, I’m in danger.
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No. 143176 ID: bf1721
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143176

Eh… erm… s-sure…
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No. 143184 ID: 9246cb
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143184

Princess Hollow Heart: "Splendid, you will not regret it. Lady Poodle, give me the gift."

Lady Poodle: "Wasn't I supposed to be the one to give the gift."

Princess Hollow Heart: "Do not listen to what my other half told you! Now give it!"
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No. 143185 ID: 9246cb
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143185

Princess Hollow Heart: "Here is your present the eagle of deliverance told me that you have a passion for playing music so my gift will be the harmonica holder. Now you can play that instrument without the need to use your hands."
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No. 143186 ID: 9246cb
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143186

Prince Hollow Heart: "But that music tool has another function. You can fold it in and then it becomes a blade."
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No. 143187 ID: 9246cb
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143187

Prince Hollow Heart: "The duality of this gift also related to you Tanna, your unknown past and uncertain future. So my question is this which gift do you want to receive, the music tool or the knife?"
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No. 143207 ID: 681cb5
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143207

Tozlan: “So… looking at this Secret Sand Man invitation we got, we’re supposed to give a present to some aliens who are clearly far below our technological level. In fact, seeing how they are going around naked, live in a cave and have nude magazine, they are clearly stone age, maybe early bronze age.” the Raolme rubs his chin, “So we need to make sure we don’t accidently give them anything to advance that might ruin their world.”
Tizli: “I know the perfect present!” Tizli brandishes a Sonic Destabilizer from… somewhere, “A big handgun!”
Tozlan: “…what?”
Tizli: “This bad boy can liquefy someone’s internal organs from over 100 meters away!”
Tozlan: “We’re not giving the cave people a gun, sis!” the alien sighs, “Don’t be stupid!”
Tizli: “Aw man… you’re no fun.”
Tozlan: “No, our first present will be this!” Tozlan pulls out a lighter and produces a small flame, “BEHOLD, PRIMITIVE PEOPLE! A stick that can create flames! No longer will you need to crush insect shells, rubs sticks together or beat rocks against each other to create fire! With this, you simply need to press this part and a fire will be created, dispelling the great dark around you! Amazing, isn’t it?”
Tizli: “Tsk… I have a better idea…”
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No. 143208 ID: 681cb5
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143208

Tozlan: “Next, a reflective disk that will show you what you look like!” the Raolme puts up a mirror in front of him, “Look! I can see myself in there! A real pearl from the foam, if I have to say so myself. Don’t worry, it won’t steal your soul… nor is anyone stuck inside it, I promise.”
Tizli: “And our last gift is a rifle, which will make someone’s bone vibrate out from their bodies from up to 8 kilometers away!”
Tozlan: “No.”
Tizli: “But-”
Tozlan: “No.”
Tizli: “Come on, bro…”
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No. 143209 ID: 681cb5
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143209

Tozlan: “And finally, we… um… have a… err… this food making machine? I mean, it’s not much and you guys probably already invited something like this but…” Tozlan grabs a handful of hazelnut shells and shove them into the machine, “It can take any kind of organic material and turn it into something edible.” before pressing a button and making a hamburger appear from thin air, “I even made sure this little pearl will make food from your world, like this ham bun! I hope it isn’t to disappointing compared to the other things. Oh, and Tizli? No.”
Tizli: “But-”
Tozlan: “I SAID NO! Don’t give the cave people a scumsucking nuke!”
Tizli: “Aw…”
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No. 143210 ID: 681cb5
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143210

Tozlan: “Flygon and Smeargle! Happy Secret Sand Man! Here is your gift!”

A Fire Creating Stick! (Lighter)
A Disc of Self Image! (Mirror)
A Food Maker! (Consumable Bio Mass Converter 30xD)

Tozlan: “We hope this package finds you well!”
Tizli: “May the Claws of Sand bring you much merriment!”
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The two guests that most resemble Pokemon approach Flygon and Smeargle and hand them a gift, much to the Hoenn natives' surprise. Flygon warmly thanks them.
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And what great riches lie within the green box! The mons untie the ribbon and handle the relatively high tech gifts.

:pokeflyshock: Smeargle, this device turns waste into food! These aliens have really advanced toilets.

:pokesmerhap: That's awesome Flygon, check out this lighter, I really like the purple pink flame.

:pokeflylove: And best of all, a lovely mirror we can hang in the den. It'll make self-portraits a lot easier to paint.

Thanks Tozlan and Tizli!
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>>143187

Woah, that’s actually fucking sweet! The knife is so cool! Look at how sharp it is! The harmonica bit is also really handy! They really knew exactly what I wanted!

Hm, why are they asking me which one I want though? Doesn’t it switch into both? What’re they talking about with my duality? Obviously I want the holder more.

...I want the holder more, right? I… hmm. I guess I kinda like that, but the knife. It’s really cool… and sharp. I bet it could… heh. But won’t people think I’m weird for accepting a weapon at a party? I really shouldn’t…

>>143207

Huh, are they talking about weapons over there? M-Maybe accepting one wouldn’t be so bad? They’re kinda flaunting them around, and I guess it’s not any weirder than the gift I have for my secret santa. I… I really want the knife way more.
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If… if it’s not too much trouble, I’d like to accept the knife.
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Lisel climbs out of the punch bowl. "Wow, what a kiss!" As she drags herself over the edge, a vial falls out of her pocket. The punch starts to slightly discolor as the unknown chemical mixes in, a fun surprise for the next thirsty party goer.

Surrep catches the pink tinted mouse, setting her on soggy feet. "Alright, this party is getting dangerous. Let us deliver the present and get going."

"But isn't that apple pie over there?"

"...Let us deliver the present and get pie."
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Flashback
The rats are in the decrepit dining hall, gathering fancy things for a royal gift.

"Are you sure these are good enough?" Surrep asks, rubbing at a grimy spoon. "They're all tarnished."

"That just shows they are real silver." Lisel says, searching through the forest of bottles on the condiment tree. "Rich people must like the taste, or else why don't they just use wood?"

Eventually they find enough utensils to fill a raggedy roll of red velvet. There is an oyster fork, a sugar scoop, the lid to a salt cellar, an antler handled carving knife, three butter knives, six forks, two soup spoons, a slotted spoon for absinthe, and a pouch they dumped various spices into.
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Retrieving the rolled up velvet from under the table, the mice make their clanky way over to their target. Completely disregarding that Hollow Heart is clearly in the middle of a conversation, they walk right up and tug on a tentacle. "! ! !" Surrep says something but it's too small to make out.
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Lady Poodle: "Hollow Heart, one of those rats that I was observing is trying to get your attention."

Prince Hollow Heart: "Yeah I know, I just need to give my gift and then I will see what it wants. Now then Tanna, I sense sadness, guilt, and shame when you are asking for the knife."
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Prince Hollow Heart: "The gift that I am giving to you can be used in both ways, I only asked what your preference would be. What you are more gravitating towards and your honest answer is. There is nothing to be ashamed of."
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Prince Hollow Heart: "That forgotten past is your past self and I know that part of you still exist. Never erase it, learn from it, and embrace it."
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Prince Hollow Heart: "You can be the musician and the one who brings the silence. And wherever the reason for your past killing was just remember one thing, in the profession of killing you managed to come to the other side still alive. Not many can claim they accomplished that."
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Princess Hollow Heart: "Do not listen to him, my other half can sometimes be a really rude person. Your past doesn't define you and if you want to make music it doesn't mean it has to be from screaming victims. I believe that you won't make the same mistakes from your past."
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Princess Hollow Heart: "But if you did kill somebody it probably was for a good reason. Maybe you did it in order to protect somebody or for monetary reasons. Whatever it was you should embrace your more positive new profession. A beautiful flower can bloom from the dirty ground."
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Prince Hollow Heart: "Alright let's look what this rat has brought to me. So this appears to be fancy silverware fit for a king, but looking at all the eating tools I only see like little faces."
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Prince Hollow Heart: "I understand what all of this is, you are offering yourself to be eaten. Is that what rats here are, a delicacy? Fine, I will try it, but if this is some other parasite's plan to get into my system you will regret getting into my stomach."
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Lady Poodle: "Hollow Heart, I think that the rat is just giving you a gift and it doesn't want to be eaten."
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Princess Hollow Heart: "Well it is a very thoughtful gift. It probably wasn't easy for such a small creature to get this gift."
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Meanwhile, a few hours prior; in the Fangndr siblings rinky dinky mountain cave modest but totally respectable two-bedroom lair.


Isolde: So remember, we have to make sure we are picturing the same creature in order for the spell to work, otherwise we’ll have to start over or-

Wilhelm: or worse, we end up a complete mess and medical fees for three-headed dragons are a pain. Yeah, yeah, we’ve done this, what? Two dozen times already?

Ajosha: Twety-two, actually! Not counting the other times we’ve practiced casting a spell like this, of course.

Wilhelm: And yes, we are making sure to keep the gifts inside the teleporting circle before we leave, “wIThoUt tOUchiNg AnY of tHe linES.”

Ajosha: Hee hee hee!

Isolde: Don’t mock me, you two! I’m just making sure we get it all right. I don’t want us getting hurt instead of having fun!

Wilhelm: Yeah, we know. It’s just tiring, that’s all.

Ajosha: We love you, sis.

Wilhelm: Aaaanyway, we casting the spell now or what?

Isolde: Sure, say when you are ready.

Ajosha: Ready!

Wilhelm: Let’s get this polymorph rolling!


*WHOOOOM*
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Ajosha: There they are! Hello there!

Wilhelm: How’s it hanging, chumps! It’s us, your secret santas!

Isolde: Wilhelm, manners! But yes, we are your holiday gift-givers. It’s a pleasure to meet you.

Ajosha: Err, sorry if our appearance is.. discomforting. It’s not easy for dragons to fit into smaller folk’s buildings without a shrinking spell of some kind and, well, we wanted to look a way that was special for you!

Wilhelm: Speaking of “special for you”, we’ve got a triplet treat of gifts, picked straight from our hoard, that we think both you and your family will love… Mine first!
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Wilhelm: Behold, the Tuber Cornucopia!

We know you guys have a lot of kids and keeping them all fed is important to races that don’t favor just the strongest ones, so with this magic horn will ensure you never run out of potatoes to feed them!


Isolde: A farmer gave it to us as a long-standing tribute, but we never found much use for it.


Wilhelm: But you two will love it! Potatoes are all the rage among veggie eaters, and with this, you can finally live the dream!
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Isolde: On my part, I picked something that more pertinent to your more professional needs, Miss Yamelle. I understand you are a masseuse, correct?

These aromatic candles are enchanted with ancient fae spells that ensure whoever inhales their perfume will envision very vivid sights and sensations that their mind deeply links to a pleasant experience.

Your workplace may become a beachside or a mountaintop before their eyes; your fingers on their backs would be like the softest silk; and the overall experience will feel like they are ten feet tall. Literally, should they have longed for it.


Ajosha: Just be sure to light them in advance before you meet a client, give the smoke time to fill up the room a bit.


Isolde: On that note, I made sure to purchase a large enough box to last you a while. It contains fourty candles. That’s as many as four tens.


Wilhelm: And that’s expensive!
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Ajosha: My turn! My turn!

*Ahem*

I’ve saved the best for last; a very rare and priced item of ours: an idol of the Nimble-Limbed God. Whosoever shows it due respect, and presses their palm and head upon it n reverence shall be granted, for a few hours at a time, the boon of four arms!


Isolde: We got after a disagreement with the local cult, near our cave.


Wilhelm: Those guys tasted kinda gummy.


Ajosha: This item is very, very special to us; it hurts to part with it, but I and my siblings agreed a heartfelt gift needs to be meaningful, and I can’t think of anything more meaningful in the world than being able to interact with it to the fullest!


Wilhelm: Just be sure to give it weekly offerings of hand moisturizer and nail-clippings. It likes those, for some reason.
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Ajosha: It’s not every day a dragon gives up some of its hoard, especially for strangers. You must feel honored to be given have such peculiar presents


Isolde: We are sure and your loved ones make the most of them.


Ajosha: Speaking of which, we would love to meet them if they are here tonight. It was very kind of you to invite us to this snow resort. Every corner of it we have seen so far looks fantastic!
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Wilhelm: Great dragon in the sky, look! A dead body!


Ajosha: You are right! How did we not notice before?


Isolde: It looks to me this person has died of suspect circumstances.


Wilhelm: I don’t want to look over my shoulder for the rest of the night, we gotta solve this murder!


Isolde: You are right, but how do we go about this? Determine the cause of death? Interrogate the other guests?


Ajosha: Oh! Oh! I’ve got it! We could hold a séance and ask the dead himself who killed him!


Isolde: Oh, of course! A séance!


Wilhelm: Yeah. Great thinking, brah!


Isolde: Finding chalk to draw a ritual circle should be easy. Only other thing we need is a couple volunteers to join in.



[b]Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and Joyous Season-Appropiate Chupian HolidaysSarcopholacooda!
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Smeargle thinks she spots their gift target, but something's different about them. They're looking smaller and furrier than their internet picture. Well, she shouldn't judge, dragons come in all shapes and types, just like Flygon.

:pokesmerhap: Hi Wilhelm, Ajosha, and Isolde! Here's your gift.

:pokeflyface: Don't forget that Dragon Claw is a special attacking move in Gen 3. It's no infinite food machine but I think it'll come in handy.
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Yamelle: Oh! There you are, husband! I was wondering where you’ve moseyed off to!

Dama: Huh? -ghk- Oh r ig ht.

Dama: I’ve-ff been ssampling the entire w i n e cellar. Don’t wor-ry, I’ve c areffull y mon i toredmy alcohol inn take. I’ve only ssips from a-hunn dred-somethin’ botttles.

Dama: Wash the emergencyy?

Yamelle: Oh it’s nothing! Which reminds me. We have to give our secret santas our gift before we leave!

Dama: Didchew brang it?

Yamelle: Bring what?

Dama: That’s what I wanna know!

Dama: Oh rright I g ott it.
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Dama: For you, Lisel and Surrep. A bottle of Handcr a f t ed and vil lage-made Fermented Spring Yakbeet Spirits. Schitsy-Threeve pe r cent alco hall. All the t i m e. Here.

Yamelle: Dear, they’re not in the cellar. Come back to the ballroom with me! We can slow dance and mingle with the others.

Dama: Sorry I’m w a iting my wife for to be finished... sso git off you cuddle whore.

Yamelle: Did you say something? You’re mumblin’ bumsy, silly~! Follow my voice.

Dama: Wheh?! Oh. Yes, wife.
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Prince Hollow Heart: "Princess stop hugging Tanna, you know that we both can't exist separated for too long."
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Princess Hollow Heart: "I know I know, I just wanted to cheer her up. She seemed so sad when she picked up her gift."

Prince Hollow Heart: "I know, that is your curse, you care to much. But I did find something, a skull."

Princess Hollow Heart: "Where dud you find a skull?"
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Prince Hollow Heart: "You shouldn't ask where I found it and more what I will use it for and it is to bring back your pet kitty."

Princess Hollow Heart: "Oh it is prefect, I will call her Guillotine. Give her to me"

Prince Hollow Heart: "What can I say, the day felt perfect for giving you a present. Also be careful she may be a little bit jumpy."
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Princess Hollow Heart: "Ahh, she jumped out of my hand."

Prince Hollow Heart: "I warned you."
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Prince Hollow Heart: "And look at him now, even if he is a corps, he can't resist sleeping somewhere he shouldn't."

Princess Hollow Heart: "Will she damage the goat corps?"

Prince Hollow Heart: "Not sure, he may decapitate his head is he is removed too abruptly, or peel off his face if he stays too long on it."

Princess Hollow Heart: "Well she will live up to her name then. I apologize for making that joke."
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