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Evening Powder
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Hello, patient "Absurdity"
I'm sorry—Hello, how are—
How are you feeling?
Um, not great
Has the treatment been working?
Uh, I don't think so, no
What are your remaining symptoms?
I just—I internalize my feelings a lot. I have trouble articulating how I'm feeling to other people. I feel like I just—
So basically you're still a little bitch
Yes, very mature of you disembodied voice way up there
I was just joking, dude.
All right, you're not as safe on TGchan as you might think with that shit
I'm not human I can say whatever I want
Okay, just let's get to the point. What's wrong with me, please? Please.
Your emotions and your logic are at war.
OK
Your creativity and your analysis are at war.
And most simply, your left and right brain are at war.
My left and my—
To fix the problem we must separate them from each other.
Sep—
Splitting your neurological functions in 5... 4...
Can we book an appointment or something?!
3...
You just don't start counting down to major medical procedures!!!
2... 1...
This may hurt a bit
I don't even know what 'it' is!!!!
0...
Just tell me what you're- AAAGGHHHHHH!
Isolation complete
This is Absurdity's left brain, Absolution: objective, logical, cold, analytical,
Aware of patterns, aware of trends, he's efficient, and a prick
This is Absurdity's right brain, Dreamwalker: subjective, creative, sensory,
Aware of feelings, aware of people, he's emotional, and an idiot
Dreamwalker: That's your opinion-just careful with opinions
Okay, boys, play nice
Absolution: I am the left brain, I am the left brain
I work really hard 'til my inevitable death brain
You got a job to do, you better do it right and the right way is with the left brain's might
Dreamwalker: I like oreos and pussy yeah! Yes, in that order!
And I cried for at least an hour after watching "Toy Story 3"
'Cause I am the right brain, I have feelings,
I'm a little all over the place but I'm lustful, trustful and I'm looking for somebody to love... Or put my penis in!
Root in the back holding up a sign: He doesn't have one...
Absolution: Here comes a female, here comes a female
Puff your chest. I'll take your phone out and check your email
Our evolutionary purpose is repopulate
So gather data now and see if she's a possible mate
Dreamwalker: Holy fuck I think she might be the one, there's something about her, I just can't describe it
Absolution: Tits!
Dreamwalker: I am the earth, she is the glorious sun
I want her to trust me and I just want her to—how do I say this—sit on my face! Sit! Sit on my face!
Absolution: Alright now, brother, you're being insane
Dreamwalker: No, brother, I'm just being alive
You should try it, you might like it
Absolution: I worked hard to give him everything he cared about
You were worried about the things that he was scared about
I'm calm and collected when you act wild
I am the adult, you are the child
Dreamwalker: You think you're the right one every time
You think you know everything but you don't know anything at all
Half of his problems were supposed to be mine
But you wanted everything.
I hope that you're happy 'cause he's sure not
Absolution: Well, according to my calculations, I'm sorry, let me run the numbers again, um, you're a pussy
Dreamwalker: Name calling? Really? You're gonna just do name calling?
Absolution: I'm not calling names alright, I'm just stating facts and the fact is you're a quivering pussy
Dreamwalker: I'm the pussy? Well, at least I don't play with toys still, OK...
Absolution: Rubik's cubes are not toys, they keep my spacial reasoning skills... sharp
Dreamwalker: Absolution plays with toys!
Look at you, Mr... you're a toy player
Absolution: Well, at least I did my fucking job, alright! I kept him working, I kept him productive
You were supposed to look after him
You were supposed to keep him emotionally stable through all this!
Now you're trying to blame me for how he's feeling, how he's feeling!
If he's feeling unhappy it's because you failed him
You did this to him, he hates you I know he does, he fucking hates you!
Dreamwalker: crying
Absolution: Dreamwalker, look, I'm sorry, okay?
Dreamwalker: No, you're not...
Absolution: Look, maybe there's something that we could do together
Dreamwalker: Together?
Absolution: Take the best parts of both of us and put them together
Dreamwalker: I'm listening
Absolution: It would let you let your feelings out, it would let me analyze
So you could man the themes; I'll man the form.
It's something that Weaver did, it's something that Reaver did
It's something special that we could both perform.
Do you know what it is?
Dreamwalker: Juggling, we could juggle, and juggle our cares away!
Absolution: It was... It was questing, you, fuck it, we could do questing together.
Initiate reassembly[/b]
Absolution: All right, brother, we're gonna do quests together, we gotta do quests together!
Dreamwalker: All right, brother, I'll do quests with you!
Absolution: Look, we can fix him like this—we can make him happy again. I promise, all right?
5... 4... 3... [/b]
Dreamwalker: Absolution... brother, I love you bro!
2... [/b]
Absolution: I know...
1... [/b]
Experimentation complete[/b]
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