Make babbies!

>>98518
eat babbies!

So, how's it going today?

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/26(Sat)09:42 No. 98524 ID: 392d01
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Well candlefeast is over. My king is busy again.
He send Surla on missions we still had to finish.
I just have Buster to keep me occupied.

I dont know what I can do to help!

Looks like you've got everything pretty well worked out to me.

>>98524
Do you beat up Buster before or after you have sex?

Join Surla on her next mission.

stick your finger up his ass.

>>98524
uhm, well then... what does you fortress already have, not just people but places and things?

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/26(Sat)09:56 No. 98531 ID: 392d01
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I beat up Buster all the time. We have sex once per day. Or a little more often when I feel like it.
I dont know if Im allowed to join Surla. We will also have to share pay.
Well we have beds and a desk and a chest of weapons. My king takes care of everything. He has the money and paperwork and those kind of things.

Utensils and various cooking items! You should definitely make a kitchen.

>>98531
Maybe you need to get some miners or something, maybe some angry dwarves because they like to mine... and kill!

They could make your castle bigger, better, and probably protect it better than Buster here.

>>98532
And only wear an apron while cooking in it.

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/26(Sat)10:17 No. 98535 ID: 392d01
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Yes! I will take care of the cave! My king can take care of the job. It's like we're married!

I go to the town again to get a miner. He can build a kitchen.

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/26(Sat)10:22 No. 98536 ID: 392d01
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Wait!
Where can I find miners?

TAVERN.

How about in a mine?

Tavern sounds good, you haven't been there yet have you?

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/26(Sat)10:34 No. 98540 ID: 392d01
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I dont know where there is a mine around here.
I go to the tavern. A dwarf works there.

'Hello. I want to recruit a miner.'
'Then you have to go to a mine, lad.'
'Yeah but I dont know where there is a mine.'
'The fortress has them all under control.'
'Oh. What about angry dwarf mines?'
'There arent any here unless the fortress took them too.'

Oh.

Even girl miners? Same trick could work twice...

I'll bet girl miners are "bad luck," too. If he tells you that, berate him.

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/26(Sat)10:47 No. 98543 ID: 392d01
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Oh!

'What about girl miners?'
'Ive never heard of female miners.'
'Oh.'

>>98543

I guess we should go see the fortess, they always have some poor bastard they want to get rid of, even if its just some kind of soap maker or potash maker...

Dwaves take to stoneworking like fish to water, just throw then a cheep copper pick and a wall to hack at, stand well back and in a few months you have something that can eat microcline and shit legendary engravings.

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/26(Sat)10:57 No. 98546 ID: 392d01
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Oh I didnt know that. Thats so handy.
I go to the fortress. The man there glares at me again.

'Hello, I want to recruit miners.'
'For what? We own all the mines. You can't own a mine.'

Oh.

>>98546
Do you have 'any' spare workers who you don't want or seen around?

>>98546
Tell him it's not for a mine, you just need help for shifting rock safely.

Its not so much a mine as it is a cave. We dont want to extract any minerals, just make more living space.

>>98546
Ask about contracting for cave expansion.

>>98546
Maybe we could just get the mining supplies and force Buster to do it.

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/26(Sat)11:09 No. 98557 ID: 392d01
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'We just want to expand the cave we live in. Its not a mine.'
'Living in a cave, huh? I'll send an inspector along. He'll be the judge of that. Burke! Go with this man to his cave!'

A blonde man in townwatch uniform comes from the back room.

You don't have anything to hide in there, do you? If you do, tell him it's a total mess and you want some time to clean up first. You can hardly hide a mine site, so they should give it to you.

>>98557
As long as you don't have any bodies or anything under the floorboards you should be fine (you don't... do you?)

Not that that is really likely to bother a dwarf much.

>>98557
Keep a close eye on how the inspector looks when he's looking at the cave. If he looks at any of the rocks with too much interest, it may be valuable and they may try kicking you out to mine the cave. Kill him immediately in this case.

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/26(Sat)11:23 No. 98566 ID: 392d01
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'Okay lets go.'

I take the man home with me.

Compliment him on his fashion sense.

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/26(Sat)11:32 No. 98568 ID: 392d01
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'You have nice clothes.'
'Dont think about stealing them.'

We get to the cave. He looks around real quick.

'This is too high in the mountains to be profitable. Also it looks nothing like a mine. This is no mine.'
'Oh good.'
'But I will need to sign the paper. I would like some persuasion, if you know what I mean.'

>>98568
The satisfaction of a job properly done?

>>98568
"What kind of.. persuasion... think very carefully before you answer..."

>>98568
Ask him if a blowjob will suffice.

>>98568
Snap his neck like a twig if he doesn't comply. No puny human can extort from you and get away with it.

Tell him you unfortunately are, in fact, a reverse trap. Also you like it violently rough, and he doesn't look like he could handle it.

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/26(Sat)11:46 No. 98574 ID: 392d01
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'Would a blowjob suffice?'
'Yes, that would be fine.'
'Okay....Buster!'

Buster comes in from the bedroom.
'Hullo. What can I do for you?'

He speaks in riddles. He doesn' deserves sex.

Ask what kind of persuasion.
Explain its not a mine. Its a home. You want to make a kitchen

Politely ask Buster if he would mind giving the gentleman a blowjob.

>>98574
Tell him that if he prefers he can sign the papers without any 'persuasion' on our part. Because it's a long way to walk down the mountain in the cold without any kneecaps.

On second though, tell him that people typically require persuasion when things are NOT okay, why should he get special privileges?

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/26(Sat)11:57 No. 98580 ID: 392d01
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'Buster please give this man a blowjob.'

The human undoes his pants.

Buster shakes his head.
'I'm not a fag.'

Bash him in the legs with a mace and enjoy how he writhes in panicked terror as you start eating his entrails while he still lives.

Aww.
Well, dont force him. I understand his feelings on that.

Apologize to the man and tell him you don't think you have the discipline to not bite down on his penis.

>>98580
I don't understand his feelings. Force him to do it.

>>98580
"I wont beat you today (again) if you do it. And we can have sex twice."

hopefully this will clue the guy into the fact you're not a dude.

>>98584
I do. Dont force.

>>98580
Okay, tell the man he is out of luck today and that he might as well get to signing that paper.

We don't have the patience or inclination to help 'him' get his jollies off. Especially on our toy, so he may as well sing the paper before you decide 'he' would make an adequate miner himself.

Hmmn...

If her first reacton was to call Buster, that means we have another damn yaoi fangirl in our hands?

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/26(Sat)12:15 No. 98590 ID: 392d01
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Oh okay. I'll keep Buster for myself.

'Okay, no persuasion for you. Go sign the form or I will kill you.'
'Hmf! I think I just saw a precious gold vein. You wont get the form to hire miners signed.'

>>98590
threaten to chop his dick off if he doesn't sign the form.

>>98590
So we can have the survey team have a look, and find nothing. All you're wasting is our time.

Pin him to the wall and tell him you just want to have a kitchen. Dry hump him and give him the best evil smile you can and say he'll never see you again just so long as he lets you have your kitchen. If that doesn't work, add that he gets to keep his penis.

Beat the shit out of him and make him mine out your kitchen for being a dildo.

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/26(Sat)13:49 No. 98599 ID: 392d01
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Okay that's easy. Now I just need mining equipment.

He's not dead, right? That would complicate things badly.

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/26(Sat)14:01 No. 98601 ID: 392d01
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No, he still lives.
I just need to get some mining equipment before he wakes up. But where can I get it?

The fact that you're not in control of this entire town is unacceptable. Begin by silently assassinating top officials and military.

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/26(Sat)14:19 No. 98605 ID: 392d01
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No way, I cant do that without talking with my King about that. Also I dont kill silently. I kill very loudly!

How much money do you have? Regardless, blacksmith.

>>98605
Did the guy have any money on him?

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/26(Sat)14:39 No. 98608 ID: 392d01
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I have more than 20 tencoins on me. Money isnt a problem.
I go to the smith.
He is a gentle looking dwarf.
'What can i do for you?'
he asks.

'I need mining equipment. Pickaxes and shovels and stuff. Its for hollowing out rock to make a cave bigger. Not for mining ore.'
'Alright I have some of that. How many workers? Do you have a permit from the fortress?'

>>98605
I vote returning him to the office, and telling most of the events- He asked for a bribe, demanded sexual favors, and announced his intention to block development by claiming that a vein of gold was in the cave.
Make your displeasure clear.

>>98605
Then call back Green Fang to do it... OH WAIT. HE'S DEAD!

Tell him you're just in the planning phase, you've started arrangements for the permit earlier today.

>>98608
what part of "not for mining ore" does he not understand?

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/26(Sat)14:55 No. 98613 ID: 392d01
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'But Im not mining for ore.'
'I wouldnt ask for a permit if you were. The fort wouldnt give you one. Itd ruin their monopoly.'
'Im still in the planning phases. I dont have the permit yet.'
'Then come back when you do, lad.'

"All we want to do is even out the floors a little and expand our kitchen. If we find any ore, we'd surely report it. There's a reward for that, right?"

>>98613
So you really are in support of the humans monopolizing the mountain and subsidizing your brothers?

I mean, what kind of dwarf are you? Some kind of tamed and whipped thing that can't even feel and hear the yearning o the mountain to be penetrated freely and deeply by the dwarven arts, not harnessed down and made a whore of man?

Tell him you need the equipment to GET the permit.

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/26(Sat)16:55 No. 98640 ID: 392d01
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'We just want to expand the cave we live in. If we find ore we will report it. There's a reward for that, right?'
'Nay, lad. It all goes in the governer's pocket.'
'We need the equipment to GET the permit.'
'You may be trying to get the wrong permit there, lad. That's no rule I ever heard.'
'Why dont you defy the mine-hoarding humans?'
'Ain't my place to fight the owner of the land I'm living in, lad.'

Oh.

>>98640
hmmm, I wonder if the local Caravan has any imports of tools or something?

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/26(Sat)17:03 No. 98642 ID: 392d01
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I go to the caravan company.
The man is still counting gold.

'Hello I want to buy import mining tools.'
'Finally saw that the local smithies prices are outragous, huh? Good on ya. Let's see your permit then.'

>>98642
Rub up against him and ask if you really need a permit.

FFFFFFFFFF.

Ok. Tell them the story about expanding your cave, and go through each one. If it doesn't work, go back to the cave and force the prick to sign it at sword/knife/spearpoint.

>>98642
Okay, fuck this shit. Offer to pay more to assure that all official details are taken care of... or some BS like that.

This permit nonsense is for people with more time to mess with such trivialities. You are an assassin, not a desk clerk. You shouldn't have to put up with this sort of nonsensical runaround! Bribe him or kill him and take the tools for free.

>>98643
This sounds better. Try that first.

>>98642
Ask him if a little extra coin would cover the 'paperwork difficulties'?

>>98642
You could try something like...
"That asshole, Burke, demanded a sexual favor for his signature just so we can expand our cave home. We don't care about mining, we just want to improve our home.
Do we really need a mining permit if we're not going to mine at all?"

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/26(Sat)17:10 No. 98649 ID: 392d01
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'Will some extra gold make up for the lack of one?'
'...Yes. Yes, it will.'

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/26(Sat)17:12 No. 98650 ID: 392d01
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Yay! I got the mining tools for just 10 gold.
Theyve been imported from Sepia Town workshops.

Proceed to make the inspector and the dog work.

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/26(Sat)17:20 No. 98655 ID: 392d01
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I go home.
I beat the human a little more. He begins work on the kitchen.

I turn to Buster.
'Buster. With the human here I dont need to beat you anymore.'
'Oh...Does that mean no more sex too?'

He sounds so disappointed.

>>98655
Instead of beating him for sex, tell him that he'll get sex as a reward for doing hard work. Ask him what other skills he has (like butchering or farming or something else that can make us self-sufficient).

>>98650
Hey now, lets not get too touchy fealy, he was just some clerk we needed a pickaxe from.

Anyhow, now to get that inspector to do the hard work... also, let Buster had a little breathing time, he won't be able to work as hard if he is too bruised up all the time.

>>98656
Reward for hard work sounds good. After all, it's not like it's not fun.

Keep an eye on the human, he does have a tool that could do quite a bit of harm. We'll need someone to make sure he's not going to turn on us. He looks like he could easily overpower Buster.

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/26(Sat)17:26 No. 98662 ID: 392d01
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I'll keep an eye on the human. Im not leaving anyway.

'Buster, we can fuck if you work real hard. What other skills do you have?'
Buster shrugs.
'None, really. I havent been trained in anything. Im not a natural talent in anything either.'

That's not quite true. He is a good lay. His penis is not so big but he has a lot of energy.

We can make him an apprentice to someone. Or train him how to fight. Or whore him out to lonely women.

>>98662
He was originally going to be the cook. Let's get him to work on gathering food or starting a farm or something. Offer him sex for good meals.

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/26(Sat)17:32 No. 98667 ID: 392d01
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'Buster can you farm'
'No.'
'Can you gather plants or hunt'
'No.'
'But you were a chef-assistant.'
'Yeah I know how to boil potatoes.'




Where do we find lonely women?

This town is smalltime. Buster wouldn't get much business here. There's a tower full of lonely women a ways away, but if we were to send him to another place, it'd be nearly impossible to ensure loyalty.

Ask him if he can read and write.

Can he do any cooking besides boiling potatoes?

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/26(Sat)17:42 No. 98675 ID: 392d01
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Yeah if I send him to a tower of women he'll just fuck to his hearts desire.

'Can you read and write?'
'No...'
'Can you cook other things than boiled potatoes?'
'I can boil other things but I wont know for sure if theyre ready.'

Give him a few coins and send him to the town. Ask him to find a farmer and learn how to plant potatoes properly. Tell him you'll fuck him if he does.

>>98675
Hm.

He can be a Housekeeper for the cave I guess. You can't really screw up with cleaning up after people.

!

MAKE HIM YOUR MAID. COMPLETE WITH UNIFORM. EMASCULATE HIM.

>>98678
Well, not just how to plant them, how to properly farm them and such as well.

>>98675
He's so fucking useless. Tear his throat out and spare the resources used to keep him around

>EMASCULATE HIM.
Figuratively, or literally?

Do you have any carrying that needs to happen? He could probably carry things. Maybe painting?

>>98679
If we were going to do that, we might as well have done it earlier and forced him to suck dick. And now we have an inspector that will probably be missed in the fort and we're going to have to kill him and make it look like it was an accident or some wild animal did him in when they start looking for him.

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/26(Sat)17:55 No. 98685 ID: 392d01
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He can be the cleaning maid. Carrying things? He can also be the shopping maid.
He can run errands for us. Then I wont have to walk to the city all the time anymore.
What a good idea!

'Buster here is a tencoin. Go to town to buy a real cute maid servant outfit.'
'What do you mean maid'
'Girl clothes. I want you to crossdress.'
'Are you into that'
'Im into seeing you do emberassing things because I told you to. So we'll fuck when you get back.'
'Okay.'

Buster scurries down the mountain.

Sigh. What was it again, how I said I was happy that /quest/ wasn't going nuts with lolraep and lolsex?

Sigh.

>>98687
If I might provide some enlightening wisdom? You, sir, are a crazyass.

Its a quest about Gnolls. Its what they do.

>>98691
There hasn't been any razing, looting or murdering to break up the raping and fucking at all! I call shenanigans.

>>98694

Well before our time was split between menial errands and sex, but now with Buster taking care of the menial errands, our time can be spent between razing, looting, murdering, and sex.

>>98699
I think that should come after we build up our forces a bit.

How is it that once a quest starts, neckbeards gravitates toward building a fortress then fortifying it? Perhaps there is a little more dwarf in us than we originally thought.

That or fortress is the most logical choice. Everytime.

>>98703
We're not receiving a very solid picture of what is happening as we would in a top-down RPG, and there is no save function, so we feel unaware and vulnerable. There are no spawn points to grind, so we choose to build strength and flexibility elsewhere. Once we create a safe spot where we can store stuff and not fear it getting stolen, and retreat to and not fear getting attacked where we don't expect it. Then we wait until a more solid target presents itself.

>>98704

Our main character does have plot armor though, and we're always assured that if things start to get slow we'll do a time skip and start playing as the main character's offspring.

>>98704

Thank you, that was well put.

Do we need a discussion thread for this quest, or should we pile the discussion onto Knightblade's? Although it is all but confirmed, one can never be too sure.

>>98703
It stems back to the olden days of RTSG

But finding a Safe Spot or a ReSpawn point is never ever ever a bad idea.

Especially for a assasin.

Discussion goes in /questdis/~

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/27(Sun)13:34 No. 99141 ID: 301663
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I wait around. I keep my eye on the human. I also kick him to make him work harder.

Buster returns after a little bit. He's wearing a dress.
He poses silently.

Apply sex to Buster.

>>99141
uhmm, okay, I guess that will do, seriously, he needs to learn to read, so he can learn to cook! And he 'is' going to learn to cook.

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/27(Sun)13:50 No. 99147 ID: 301663
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I will fuck him like he's a girl.

'I will fuck you like you're a girl.'
'what UNF!'

Okay now we have a kitchen and a maid. This cave is great!
What else does it need?

>>99147
How soon will spring be here.. you could have a garden... maybe even pile all the stone that guy is getting outside to form a wall.

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/27(Sun)13:58 No. 99155 ID: 301663
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What do you mean spring
We're really high in the mountains
The snow here stays forever.

Ill teach Buster to read.
I show him one of the papers on my king's desk.
'Okay read this'
'I can't'

Uhhmmm

>>99155
Punch him around and tell him to try harder.

Can YOU read, Grey?

No punching! Thats not how you teach someone to read.

>>99155
>teach him to read
>read this

teeeeach him. ask him if he knows the alphabet.

>>99147
Not 100% on what's going in where here.

>>99155
Show him what each symbol sounds like. Then get him to recognize each symbol and its associated sounds. Eventually he can work up to sounding out whole words.


Also... Grey, if you can't read, this isn't going to work...

>>99155
Get a piece of paper. Start with small nouns like "box" and "dog" and "hat" etc.

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/27(Sun)14:06 No. 99173 ID: 301663
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Yeah I can read and write. We all can. Whitey taught us.

..beating is not how to teach? Oh.

I'll try again.

Wow
You should like, stop beating him for a while. You may hurt him.

>>99173
He needs to be conscious while you teach him, he isn't as strong or tough as a gnoll, so he will need more time to rest between beatings.

Discipline can help, but it isn't the main method of learning... besides, this will take a while and its just something to fill the time and make him more useful (if he can read he can learn more ways to be useful faster... like cooking.)

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/27(Sun)14:15 No. 99179 ID: 301663
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Okay
I write down short words
I tell him how to say them
Then we work up to more difficult tones
Then some words in a row.

At the end of the afternoon he can kind of read now a little bit.

>>99179
If you are going to keep beating people regularly you may want to learn how to fix them up yourself...

It would make them much more loyal to you if you can hurt 'and' heal them.

Besides medical knowledge is always useful, helps you know how to hurt people better too.

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/27(Sun)14:23 No. 99185 ID: 301663
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'Buster are you hurt'
'Yes.'
'Will sex make you feel better'
'Yes.'

I see no problem

>>99179
inspect the slaves work. Doesn't look like he's made any progress at all.

>>99185
Maybe we could multitask! Sex and learning at the same time!

He just doesn' seems that god to us.
He didn' broke anything, did he? Its all just bruises?

>>99185
I was referring more to... learning how to stop bleeding, and setting fractures... drugs to ease the pain, that kind of stuff.

So you don't have to sex everyone you want to beat but still use (like your new miner over there.)

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/27(Sun)14:32 No. 99197 ID: 301663
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Oh the kitchen is finished
I just told the human to swing the pickaxe in the air cos it looks funny
I can kill him now.

Also I dont break Buster. I dont want to fuck a limp sack of crunchy bone pieces.

>>99197
don't kill him, get him to work mining out a.. a brig! yeah, a brig for prisoners and slaves.

>>99197
Make sure you don't want any more additions made before you off the bastard. You have a pickax but it would be annoying to have to do the work yourself.

>>99199
Yeah it would be a waste to have to go find another miner again. Give him some food and water and keep him in the brig he's about to dig out.

Don't kill him, instead have sex with him as a reward. He appears to be gay, so that should be fully humiliating to him, and he won't be able to tell anyone afterwards for shame.

>>99197
He made the ceiling too low.

>>99197
Why kill the human when you can sex him and keep him as another recruit? Then you can beat him too. He might be good.

>>99205
No, no sexings for him, just fill him with booze when he's been good, that's what miner's like.

>>99204
Yeah, ceiling's too low. Instead of beating him up, though fill him with booze and bread for his good work.

>>99207

Yeah. Gut him, sew him up and make him a giant booze receptacle!

Buster is the cook. He's really the only one who will use the kitchen. The ceiling is just fine for him.

Do you have a pen for chocobos/chickens? You may need one if you are planning on long range missions.

That and an indoor garden.

As well, ask him to dig a large dining hall if you do not have one already. A grand one.

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/28(Mon)00:32 No. 99676 ID: 902317
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That is all so complicated.
I kill him. He looked too weak to work more.

Do we really need a brig? I just kill the prisoners.

I'll get new slaves to work maybe?

>>99676
dispose of body by finding a cliff or rocky slope o nthe way to your fort, toss the body down there. If some one from the fortress comes and looks for him, it'll look like he simply slipped and tumbled to his death. While you can deal with a few town guards, earning the ire of the people who controls all the metal (and thus all the arms and armour) production isn't something your King would be happy about.

BAD. VERY BAD.
You're fucked, you know that?

Make sure to destroy the paper he needed to sign too, then you can pretend he signed it before he left and fell off the cliff. Since the cave checks out and you've got the kitchen done, nobody should question you.

>>99676
Have buster butcher him for food. Help if you can.

BUSTER SHALL LEARN BY DOING

Then you can boil and eat the delicious flesh

mmm

>>99676
Eat the body. Heads aren't good eating, so put it on a stake outside.

>>99819
Brains are useful for tanning leathers.

>>99819
What are you smoking? The face is the best part, so tender... EAT HIS FACE.

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/28(Mon)06:29 No. 99845 ID: 188877
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I chop up the meat. I dont tell Buster what it is
King comes home.
I make Buster cook the meal.
We eat.
It tastes horribly overcooked.

Also why is it so bad I killed him ARE YOU SAYING IM WEAK?!

We're saying you're too impatient, if you do things slower and become flexible to the situations, everything will end up going smoother in the future. See? Now you'll have to beat Buster again.

Speaking of, kindly tell him the meat was overcooked, then say that you tossed the jerkass human off the cliff, so your previous arrangement is back on.

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/28(Mon)06:47 No. 99849 ID: 188877
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I dont do slow and careful or thinking. I run forward and attack in the enemy's direction. It is easy in small spaces.
My king is the thinker I think. He has knowlege of battle and war.

'Buster the meat was overcooked.'
'Yeah I said I dont know how to boil anything but potatoes.'
'Also I killed the human so I'll be beating you again.'
'Oh. Does that mean I can take off the dress?'

Only when you're being beaten.

>>99849
"No, not until you learn to cook right."

Tell him if he wants to take off the dress forever he should take up a useful skill. Possibly learning to cook GOOD food. Unless you and bossman want to have some private time, why don't you try teaching him some more words so he can read cookbooks?

>>99849
No the dress is all you're allowed to wear, it's that or nothing.

>>99852
If he learns a more useful skill, that boiling potatoes.

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/28(Mon)11:24 No. 99954 ID: 8898f4
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'You can dress normally when you learn to do something right. For now its dress or nothing at all.'
'Okay. Will we still sex when I do a good job?'

My king's ears perk up.
'Sex?'

Jump your king. Right here, right now. Make his body raw.

Uh is your king aware you've been having sex with Buster?

>>99958
He's not stupid. He'll know you're just trying to distract him. Trying to hump him now would probably just turn out badly.

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/28(Mon)11:44 No. 99966 ID: 8898f4
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No he doesnt know

'Grey what'

>>99966
Inb4sexonbusterscorpse.

>>99961
I'm pretty sure she already told him in the restaurant.

>>99966
Hey Boss don't you think a threesome could be fun?

>>99969
No, looking back she just mentioned that she beats him.

All right. Handle this.
Yellow doesn't seem to have very romantic views on sex, but we still need to make it clear that Buster doesn't mean anything to us.
We're doing it for him! Saving him the money he'd otherwise have to spend on a salary. PLUS we get to beat Buster and he loves that.

...test the water, see how he feels. If he's upset, say you won't have sex with Buster anymore.

Tell him you were using your intense sexiness to manipulate people.

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/28(Mon)12:02 No. 99981 ID: 8898f4
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'Okay brother I can explain. I am fucking Buster to ensure his loyalty eventhough I beat him. He's pretty good too. Anyway Im not in love with him or anything. I just want to be with you.'
'I see. Can I fuck him too?'

Uhmmm... Somehow I dont really want that..?

Unfortunately, he's not gay. Even without the dress, that would probably get him to leave.

>>99981
Don't be so selfish! Look at Buster he is totally into it, he just wasn't interested in having sex with that human. Besides, this will give you more in common!

>>99981
No, but you can fuck me twice as much to make it up?

Yellow is /quest/

Only if it's okay with Buster too it isn't

>>99981
just think how embarrassing it would be for Buster.

Just remember don't go ass to vag or anything else.

>>99981
If you can turn him to the bisexual side, yes.

optional quest objective added: turn Buster bisexual.

>>99981
It's a trick. If you say 'no', he'll want you to stop as well.

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/28(Mon)12:16 No. 99998 ID: 8898f4
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'Buster what do you think?'
'Im not a fag.'
My king has an idea.
'What if I fuck you in the ass while Grey rides you? Like a buster sandwich.'
'...No. I really dont want that.'

I try to convince him.
'Come on Buster it will feel good. I like it up my butt too.'
'No really Im only into girls.'

Oh.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/28(Mon)12:16 No. 100000 ID: c79a69
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>>99999
this

... Have Yellow dress up like a girl?

Say "We need to keep him loyal, so only if he says he's okay with it."

Ask if Yellow would like a Gray Sandwich instead.

rape him the way you suggested.
Maybe he likes it, if he doesn't then we wont do it again.

>>99998
wow, this is a really awkward conversation for everyone.

I mean, you don't just expect to walk into the villain's lair and find everyone awkwardly standing around blushing while trying not to look at each other.

>>99998
come on, just rape him. If worse comes to worse you can just get a manacle and chain him to some post in the kitchen.

DO IT APPARENT FAGGOT

Tell him that Buster would stop being loyal if he did that, so sorry. Say you'll make it up to him.

Well nevermind then, NOW jump the king. Let Buster watch.

>>99998
Wait, I thought Yellow didn't have any fetishes?

>>99998
Start having sex with him without Yellow and then when he's not expecting it we can slip Yellow into the mix.

>>100011
If Grey doesn't really want that:

>Uhmmm... Somehow I dont really want that..?

Then I'm inclined just to let it be.

jump your king right now, let Buster have your ass. Afterwards tell him you he now owes you.
Thus he can repay you with buttsecks with your king.

>>99998
"What if you let him fuck you and you don't get beaten anymore?"

>>99998
Tell buster that he's just being difficult and that he should be open to new experiences.

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/28(Mon)12:47 No. 100026 ID: 8898f4
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Okay we beat Buster and rape him.
I'm feeling a little guilty..?

>>100026
guilt? what kind of Gnoll are you?It's Buster's fault he's too weak to resist. Besides, you saw the blush on his face even before you rode him, his body WANTED it.

>>100026
Who do you care about Grey?

Why are you feeling guilty, is it because you feel you betrayed Yellow? or is it Buster you betrayed?

I'm not going to decide that for you, but I think you might already have an idea.

Grey 2009/12/28(Mon)13:08 No. 100033 ID: 8898f4
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Maybe because I betrayed Buster?
Maybe I fell in love with him...??

No. It's because your brother is fucking buster instead of you.

He was practically begging for it.

And anyways you can have a happy, successful relationship with them both. There are plenty of examples of polyamorous relationships like uh...
um.

>>100033
Why do you love Yellow, why do you love Buster? Which one are you better with? which one cares about you more?

I suppose you have some things to think about. I know you don't really like thinking, but perhaps you should think about why and who you are doing things for... before you do them.

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/28(Mon)13:18 No. 100040 ID: 8898f4
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I kind of like fucking Buster more I think. He is so fresh and stuff.

>>100040
I suppose that is probably why you are feeling guilty then.

When you're... finished, you should probably apologize and promise not to do that again.

...Unless he is now totally into that. Ascertain that.

He obviously has an erection, so everything is awwwright.

God, I hate you people.

>>100061
"You people"?

Grey!j8gTXHkdsQ 2009/12/28(Mon)13:51 No. 100066 ID: 8898f4
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Oh okay we continue.
We keep fucking Buster real rough untill my king is done.
Buster curls up in the corner.

'Sorry Buster it wont happen again.'

He doesnt respond..!

>>100066
Whatever you do, don't hug him.
Let him have some alone time.
Keep an eye out, though.

Yeah, stay around the entrance or he might bolt.

Stay there, don't touch him or say anything. Wait until he says something.

>>100066
you broke him you dumbass!

Grey... you have done a very bad thing... I am disappoint.

Why did you even bother to kill that other man if you were just going to force Buster anyway?

Also, see if he's bleeding or something.

>>100066
Maybe he does want it to happen again?

Grey!j8gTXHkdsQ 2009/12/28(Mon)13:59 No. 100077 ID: 8898f4
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Yeah I feel pretty bad
It felt good though. Like I could feel my king's thrusts too and stuff and he shivered when he was ejaculated inside of.
Anyway Ill stay here until he says something.

>>100040
Maybe you shouldn't do it again like that if Buster hates it so much. From now on it should be you in the middle, Grey. A Grey Sandwich.

Ask him if it would be better if you were the sandwich. Or open faced sandwich.

>>100077
Tell him you feel bad about making him do that and you won't do it again.

Don't say anything. Wait.

Grey!j8gTXHkdsQ 2009/12/28(Mon)14:07 No. 100086 ID: 8898f4
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'Buster I feel real bad about making you do that. I will never do it again. Would you still like to just do it with me?'

Buster looks up.

'Yes.'
'Will it make you feel better?'
'Yes.'

Right now?

Hug him. Say sweet things in his ear.

Ah, is there any problem sex won't solve?

>>100094
Actually no, sex will solve this problem. Just no more gay sex.

>>100092
Oh and sit down beside him.

>>100086
When you eat poisoned food, it tastes good at first, then only you feel bad later.

If you eat poison for a long time you don't feel as bad... but you are still eating poison, it never stops being poison. The poison never becomes good. You just kill off the parts that know it was poison.

Do you understand Grey?

I wonder if you haven't lost his trust still. If you didn't try to kill off the part of him you actually liked.

Grey!j8gTXHkdsQ 2009/12/28(Mon)14:18 No. 100102 ID: 8898f4
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I give him a big hug!
What is sweet things to say?
Maybe this

'I love you Buster.'
'I love you too Grey'

>>100102
This can only end well.

>>100102
OH HEY KING WHAT'S UP

Goddamn your king is sexy. Group hug?

>>100102
Uh oh.
I think maybe Yellow might not like this revelation.

>>100102
Hey its the King in Yellow... Looks like you have a hard choice here Grey.

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/28(Mon)14:29 No. 100114 ID: 8898f4
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'Hello king whats up'
'Yes hello I am leaving you!'
'No!!'
'You are a traitor but I wont kill you because youre so hot. Anyway I realized youre not that nice to fuck anymore now youre an adult. I want tight holes you know? So farewell, traitor!'

Oh no!

"I love you both."

Group hug.

>>100102
Oops, Yellow heard you. Tell him you love him too.

This quest just becomes more and more of an abomination. I love it.

offer your ass as tighter hole.

>>100114
Seems like your king wasn't very nice after all, and after everything you did for him!

>>100114
Make sure to take Buster with you, you know what Yellow would do to him if he stayed here!

I dont think you love him, not necessarily. You DO care for him though, which is why you felt guilty. Not mentioning the betrayal.

I'm a believer that sex is something that has to be good to all parties, and he doesn' digs males, so, better not push him on that front.

You should be careful about your King wanting to do more of that to Buster though. Idunno. Maybe he was just jealous of Buster? ...

Let him go, proclame Buster your new King.

Let go of Buster, stand up in front of king, ask him what exactly it is that is bothering him? You both fucked Buster, why is he calling you a traitor?

>>100114
Such cruel words!
I think he is jealous and angry probably!
Give him a big hug- no a GROUP HUG!- and explain that you love both of them and stuff.

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/28(Mon)14:37 No. 100127 ID: 8898f4
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Maybe he IS jealous??!

'Wait! You can fuck my asshole and Buster can do my front!'
'Yeah but I can also just fuck Buster or maybe a little puppy. Thats tighter.'
'You are so mean! I worked real hard for you!'
'Yeah but you werent really part of us anyway because youre so young. So bye Im going to finish the mission and take all the money for myself.'
'What about Surla?'
'She will come help and maybe I will fuck her?'

..! So mean!

Guys... GGOUP HUG is 'not' the answer...

break his leg

Huh. So thats it?

Kill him.

Reload from save before everything got all weird.

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/28(Mon)14:40 No. 100133 ID: 8898f4
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'WWWWAAAHAAAAIITTT!!!! We both fucked Buster so why is problem?!'
'You said you love him.'
'You are jealous?'
'Yeah maybe? But maybe of you? Anyway Im going to kill someone and get the money for all of us and live in huge luxury and fuck many puppies.'

He is a traitor. He used you. He never loved you. Never cared about you. Used you up and tossed you out.

Are you both vicious? Violent? Evil? Perhaps.
But the difference between you and Yellow is that you have a goddamn spine. You know your friends from your enemies. You know loyalty, brotherhood, trust. Yellow doesn't care about any of that. He is cruel. Heartless.

One day you may have to destroy him. But for now, you must know that he is not your ally.
In truth he never was.

You know what to do. Stand up, go up to him, and give him the BEST SEX EVER. Rip his clothes off if you have to, but you're sure as hell not going to let him call you a bad lay!

I am not sure if we are capable of taking him, he is much more experienced, and if she losses both Buster and Grey will die.

>>100133
I think maybe Yellow is not so great after all!! You could run off with Buster maybe?

Kill him. He must not get away with the vial.

Definitely jealous.
Stop him!
Maybe not a group hug, just a regular one.
Tell him that you still love him more than anything, you just care about Buster like a hurt little puppy.

You have the element of surprise, knock him unconcious and chain him up in the cave.
Then have sex with Buster in front of him over and over and over.

Why do you care about Yellow? Was it because you thought he cared about you? It seems that he just wanted you when you were young, now he doesn't care anymore.

Yeah, that might work, tell him you were trying to say something sweet to Buster.

Hw knows you aren' too good at words.

He's only being such a jerk because he's hurt. Tell him he's being pretty stupid over an inconsequential thing, then rape him and remind him why you are his queen.

>>100133
Tell him you love him too.

The vial!!!

He still have it, so he still likes you!! Hold back all violent impulses!!

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/28(Mon)14:49 No. 100155 ID: 8898f4
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Yeah I thought he was the only one who liked me! All the other brothers and sister ignored me because I was babby!
No! I cant let him go?!
I tackle him into the snow!

'NO! I will give you the BEST SEX!!'
'Oof!'

Hold off all violent impulses! Except for violently sexual and sexually violent impulses! Go for those!

you have to prove that you can fright back

>>100155
RAPE HIM TO DEATH!

Remember, and tell him that.

No matter what you said to Buster, its for him that you do all this craziness. Including risking your life in the missions. You do it for him, right?

>>100155
Tell him that you still love him more than anything, you just care about Buster like a hurt little puppy.
You just don't like seeing Buster so sad, that is all.
He is like a good friend I guess!

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/28(Mon)15:05 No. 100168 ID: 8898f4
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'King! King! I love you mor--'
'I told you, maggot...'

Grey!.Eb2Tb5qP6 2009/12/28(Mon)15:05 No. 100170 ID: 8898f4
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'...that if you hit me I KILL YOU!'

>>100170
I don't think he loves you... If you have any training at all, I suggest you use it now to not die.

Say "You can't fire me! I quit!"

Stab yourself.

>>100170
oh... shi-
R-Run for your life!! FLEE! FLEE!

Time to defend yourself.

I personally he's just angry-- and we ARE dealing with a troupe of psychos. Think Kill Bill.

But that doesn' matters anymore, does it?

>>100170
You didn't hit him.

He said he'd be very angry, and you didn't even hit him!

Punch him if he tries to claw you.

"I will not LET you KILL ME! I LOVE you with all my life bit I WILL. NOT. DIE."

B-but we didn't hit you!

>>100170
Rape him. He obviously likes it rough.

Fuck Yellow like he's a girl while holding his head down in the snow. That'll show him.

Punch him in the snout to establish dominance.

>>100170
Good thing you're into S&M, huh? What better way to demonstrate your undying love than dying for your love?