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971752 No. 971752 ID: 689dc6

Get caught up with the situation here >>967250

When we last left our merry band of shitty lyluks they had just been captured by malicious band of meanluks and were taken away. Luckily they were only captured by meanluks and it is a well known fact that a lyluk can not ever kill another lyluk so they will be safe in the meanluks trunks. However, who knows what horrors the meanluks have in store for them, for meanluks are fond of bullying lyluks...
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No. 975087 ID: 13da57

Fishluk is in there as well!
Why does everyone keep forgetting about the cutie of the group?
Also stop thinking about dddluks.
No. 975088 ID: b1b4f3

Is that... an antiluk? Absurdly strong instead of weak?
That seems like a standoff. Let's go see if we can collect them and lead them to the hole in the wall.
No. 975089 ID: 13da57

Quickly, try to join the group of Lyluks in the showers and throw the wierd pointy object at the right of your inventory at the group of Meanluks
No. 975105 ID: 2fdf16

Guys, don't worry! Yungluk's been stuck in that cell for so long she is FILLED to the brim with so-far impotent RAGE. If anything i feel sorry for the poor menaluks who dare stand in her way.
Just watch, she'll end up completely bulldozing them, and anyone who dares get in the way of her and her freed rage.
(at the very least you know the meanluks won't kill them so that's good)
No. 975276 ID: e4a34f

I know this might not be the best time, but the Lyluks do have genitals, right? I'm an animal scientist not a pervert.
No. 975361 ID: b1b4f3

Oh, it occurs to me that we've been too late to meet up with migeluk because we haven't been predicting her movements.
So, if this *isn't* a standoff, that means she will wind up in the trash pit. If we rush over there and they've already been captured then it will be likely that we will be captured again too. I'm not sure we'd be able to escape the same way again, so... as insurance, someone should stay behind and watch the camera. Then if everyone gets captured, she can find some rope and go back to that chute, where she can use the rope to give the captured lyluks an escape route.
No. 975413 ID: 689dc6
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:pillukicon: "Oh no! The other party is in danger and our pervert spirits are conflicted over what to do! You guys better make up your minds before something bad happens!"

(What do you do? Rush there now and try to save them or do you try to get them out of the hole later?)

:pillukicon: "You're disgusting!"
:nexluk: "But the answer is yes of course~"
No. 975414 ID: f9388c

Setting up a way to get out of the hole again without the use of strength-pills might be wise regardless. who knows if you will be captured again.

And honestly, lyluks can't harm each other so what are you gonna do to the meanluks, put them in you inventory?


dddluk: 'Steal' the meanluks
No. 975415 ID: 4da9ec

No offense, but you girls couldn't fight against the meanluks directly.
I think it is best to assist the other party in their escape indirectly. They look plenty capable of fighting on their own anyway
No. 975416 ID: e9d024

We need to follow the meanluk's footsteps and see where they might have left them off.
No. 975417 ID: 689dc6
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:pillukicon: "Okay, so the armory is probably the most likely place to find rope and- Oh you've already got it, thanks bitluk!"
:bitlukicon: (Theres no time to waste, we gotta save them)
:fishluk: "Actually I think we got quite a lot of time to waste, we might be waiting a while in fact."
No. 975418 ID: 689dc6
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:pillukicon: "Shhhh, be careful girls, that giant meanluk is beating a hole in the wall. Hopefully the noise masks our escape."
No. 975420 ID: 689dc6
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:pillukicon: "We made it! Home clear now! All thats left is to save the other lyluks and we can get out of this place one and for all!"
:fishluk: "Finally! I'll get to go home."
:nexluk: "But this garbage shack was my home..."
No. 975421 ID: 689dc6
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:pillukicon: "Alright now we just gotta wait unt-"
:nexluk: "Uh oh"
:fishluk: "Guys seriously, you know I'm blind, you gotta tell me whats the matter."
:provicon: "cowe"
No. 975422 ID: e9d024

Excuse me? Cow? Big Hefty Cows?
No. 975423 ID: 366954

Use the crayons to draw a cowe on the wall. Trust me, this man has seen some shit, he deserves spiritual peace.
No. 975425 ID: f9388c

ProvGuard: This isn't what you signed up for when they recruited you. If you knew this is what would have happened you'd never signed up to that old man's scheme. First the constant boring guard-duty and now this? Fuck this shit. You're stuck out here in this shitty complex in the middle of a shitty-pocalypse of vermin. You wish you were back home with a big-breasted cow-wife waiting for you, but no. You should have know it was too good to be true.
They didn't even let you drive the tank...
No. 975427 ID: 4da9ec

He may be a genocidal soldier maniac but we all have souls and his looks hurt
Was he a witness to the meanluk massacre or is he suffering from a deeper affliction?
Anyway, bitluk, draw this man a cow for now
No. 975428 ID: 689dc6
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:bitlukicon: (There there, look, heres a cow)
:provicon: "C-cowe" (He starts to make mouth movements as if he were sucking on a cylindrical object)
:pillukicon: "Well at least he doesn't seem danerous. Lets get that rope set up."
No. 975431 ID: 689dc6
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:pillukicon: "... It's fine, he's rooted there like a tree, besides do you anything else to tie it onto up here?"
:nexluk: "Okay, I just hope they don't all climb up at once, what are we going to do while we wait?"
No. 975440 ID: e9d024

Interrogate the guard. Who does he work for? Where should we escape once we leave this place? Why is he obssessed with cows?
No. 975441 ID: 689dc6
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:pillukicon: "Guard! Who do you work for?"
:provicon: "Cowe"
:pillukicon: "Where is the closest safe haven for us lyluks?"
:provicon: "M-milkies farm"
:pillukicon: "(Is he being serious or does he just want to go there?) Why are you so obsessed with cows?"
:dddluk: "If it is worth your life then you better start properly answering her questions!"
:pillukicon: "Woah woah woah woah! Calm down now! How'd you even get up the rope so fast?"
:dddluk: "Rope?"
:provicon: "I-i'll tell you whatever you want, just leave me be!"
(Now that the guard is properly persuaded, what do you ask him?)
No. 975442 ID: e9d024

Ask him the same questions. He'll be serious now. And another thing, who is the nerdy long-haired man we saw in the cameras?
No. 975443 ID: b1b4f3

I see a problem here. If we do find out where to go next from this guard... he'll know where we're going. If he gets rescued by the other guards, then they'll ALSO know where we're going and give chase. Instead, just ask for information about the surrounding area in general and what areas have lyluk-hunters. Oh, and ask what their long term plans are! Are they going to scour the entire planet for every last lyluk, or what?

Also hello DDDLuk. Are the others still in the pit? I expect they'll be climbing the rope momentarily.
We should probably get the full story of what happened from Migeluk.
No. 975493 ID: 19da02

ask him why he wants to suck milk out of a cow teat so badly. Also how he ended up here. Also how much he would enjoy having his balls cut off with his own gladius, which was used as a euphemism for a penis in Rome. Right now he only has the sheath, which was used as a euphemism for a vagina.
No. 975631 ID: 689dc6
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:dddluk: "Wow thanks for the trivia nerd virgin. Now you better be quick with your answers or else this won't be the only gladius I steal from you!"
:provicon: "I already said I would, what more do you want from me?"
:pillukicon: "Okay, lets try this again, Who do you work for!"
:provicon: "I-i work for the annoying vermin extermination service."
:pillukicon: "What are your plans! Are you going to hunt down every last lyluk in existence? Why?"
:provicon: "Yeah of course, the eversti wants us to focus on exterminating lyluks at the moment. Destroying vermin is just what we do."
:pillukicon: "Why do you consider us vermin?"
:provicon: "Well, we get a lot of complaints about lyluk infestations, besides considering my circumstances I can easily see why people don't like having you things around."
:dddluk: "Why you!..."
:pillukicon: "Calm down dddluk, Now, where are we? What is place?"
:provicon: "You're looking to escape aren't you? Well you're out of luck, this facility is deep into the hills, we cleared all the trees to make sure we could see any escapees, planted a few land mines just to make sure and there are regular patrols up and down the road, in fact we should be getting reinforcements soon."
:pillukicon: "Well, how'd you end up here then?"
:provicon: "Didn't you see them out there!? Theres tons of them! And that giant one completely destroyed my centuria, I'm hiding out here until back up arrives."
:pillukicon: "Why do you want to suck on cow teats so bad?"
:provicon: 'Boy needs his milk to grow up big and strong..."
No. 975634 ID: 887620

well now, who's the eversti?
also, ask who was the weird guy with the glasses and ever-shadowed face you saw.

Doesn't look like there's many avenues to escape.
dddluk could try to steal all the lyluks, or even the whole complex, and the hill it's on, and then disappear into the shadows. But that would require an immense quantity of shittyness to do all at once, not to mention the meanluks are so many and bunched up their meanluk-auras would simply cancel out your shittyness-aura as they meet.
You'd either need to get rid of them all ...or find some way to make them ally to you, reversing their aura from opposing to attracting and letting you merge them.
Although... being underground must keep their aura from interfering previously. So if you can find a way to usher them back that could work too? They don't seem to want to go back any time soon however.

If only we had a burning-luk, she could descend from the skies and use her cosmic powers to warp everyone to safety before returning to her lonely existence...
No. 975635 ID: 689dc6
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:pillukicon: "Oh yeah, right sorry, Whats an eversti? And who's that shady guy in the command center?"
:provicon: "Thats him, thats the eversti, he runs the whole operation, he's an expert lyluk exterminator, he's killed more than anyone else alive probably."
:bitlukicon: (What are you talking about spirits? Stealing the mountain? conflicting auras? Have you gone mad?)
:nexluk: "Tho now that you mention it, it does beg the question of why the meanluks can't affect their shitty aura despite there being so many of them..."
:provicon: "Oh, thats because of the anti-aura field generator."
:pillukicon: "Wait what"
:migeluk: "Hey girls! Long time no see! Thanks for the save, but how did you know... Whats he doing here? Whats going on?"
No. 975636 ID: 887620

An anti-aura field generator, eh?
Where is it.
No. 975640 ID: 689dc6
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:pillukicon: "Yeah, where is the generator?"
:provicon: "In the command center."
:nexluk: "Well, thats a lost cause."
:mysterynigga: "Toot" (I am free once more, I must thank you profusely for your efforts, I couldn't have done it without you.)
:voyluk: "Wow, I'm just getting saved at the last possible minute all the time now. Thanks girls!"

(Congratulations! You have united all the captive lyluks!)
No. 975641 ID: 23bf8a

Think we should acquire another vehicle?
No. 975642 ID: 9c874e

There must be more than one tank here, where is it?
No. 975644 ID: 689dc6
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:fishluk: "Guys, Have you forgotten about the chef? He promised to get us out of here."
No. 975646 ID: 887620

dddluk, you think you can sneak into the command center and sabotage the anti-aura generator (hopefully beyond repair) without being detected?
and then get back in one piece of course.
No. 975649 ID: 689dc6
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:dddluk: "Nope, not without more information than that, besides I don't really understand machines anyway."
No. 975650 ID: 0fca85

technically you don't need to understand machines to break them. usually it's the other way around.

maybe ask the guard how to get in and out of teh command center, general layout etc?
No. 975652 ID: b1b4f3

I think assaulting the command center is a bust. The only thing we'd accomplish is helping the meanluks win, and... I'm not sure that's much better than them losing. Best to just regroup with the chef and escape.

So now that everyone's together, how about you exchange info on what happened? I'm very curious as to how that cage got broken.
No. 975653 ID: 689dc6
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:provicon: "Out there? With those things? Hell no, I'm staying right here. Even for you, getting between whats left of the guard force and the meanluks would be suicide."
No. 975654 ID: 689dc6
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:bitlukicon: (They're destroying the camp too, the meanluks will probably get to the generator before we do.)
No. 975656 ID: 9c874e

Maybe it's best if they destroy the generator, our auras will be able to combine and fight back the meanluks.
No. 975657 ID: 9c874e

Anyways, how far is the kitchen from the generator? There may be a bit of time where we can fight back AND stop the meanluks from laying a hand on cook man.
No. 975661 ID: 0fca85

Well if that's the case... let's just leave for the chef and get away.
there's nothing left for us here now if there's no lyluks left to rescue.

...speaking of, does the guard know how many lyluks were in the camp here?
No. 975662 ID: 0fca85

Should clarify that i meant leaving with the chef.
No. 975663 ID: b1b4f3

>I'll park my truck down the road a little bit
The chef is waiting down the road. We don't need to go back to the prison complex at all. Let the meanluks wreck the place, let's get out.
No. 975665 ID: 689dc6
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:bitlukcry: (Are you okay spirit? The chef left a while ago, he's not in the kitchen and besides, it's been destroyed.)
:provicon: "No idea, it's in constant flux and I was a perimeter guard anyways, not my jurisdiction."
(After about 15 minutes of walking down the road, away from the crumbling ruins of the camp)
:pillukicon: "Chef! We made it!"
:lhomar: "Thank goodness, you brought quite a few more friends with you than last time. Hurry! Theres no time to waste, get in and we'll talk on the way."

(Congratulations! You have helped pilluk escape the lyluk extermination camp! And saved a few extra souls while you were at it. Good job)
No. 975666 ID: 366954

Job well done.
But what about the generator? What if the Meanluks have a plan for it?
No. 975667 ID: 0fca85

We did it Lyluks! We saved everyone!
Now it's just a matter of driving away and watching (from a distance) as the meanluks destroy the generator and their auras restores
No. 975668 ID: 689dc6
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:lhomar: "Alright, time to get these "chickens" out of here."
No. 975670 ID: 689dc6
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:pillukicon: "Wow migeluk, we all saw you on the security camera, how did you do so much on your own?"
:migeluk: "Well, after you girls left..."
(To be continued next time on not quite so shitty lyluk quest!)
No. 975909 ID: 689dc6

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