2/3 FUN 2019/05/24(Fri)00:38 No. 933893 ID: f7fe08
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>>933892
Armed with a smile, a load of charisma, and a couple o’ snacks your future adventure is waiting just around the corner for you…

3/3 FUN 2019/05/24(Fri)00:40 No. 933895 ID: f7fe08
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>>933893
...Any second now...

Oh boy, fun! I love fun!

Use your cellphone to call someone to find out what's gone wrong.

Go procure more snacks. You'll have to leave the train station though.

Just tough it out! There is no determination like Grim Determination!

Is there still a station attendant around? Maybe you can their help and get a taxi or something.

This quest looks very promising.

If you have not already partaken of the snacks, do so. Adventures, safe or not, simply cannot be undertaken on an empty stomach. Once you have gotten yon snack on, search around for a station attendant and find out what's afoot. Why is your train so late?

I think we just arrived in Cerebrum City and are waiting for a 'Scout Master?' to come pick us up?

Eat a Snack, so you have Energy enough to Find and definitely not harass a Security Guard.

Also, we are not lost, we know we are exactly where we are.

Oh boy, this is gonna be good. I love this art style so much!

Okay, so, SCIENCE was mentioned. I'm assuming that has to do with the adventure?

Either way, don't WAIT for the adventure to come to you. You should GO FIND the adventure! It's not just going to walk up to you any moment now! Go find it. SAFELY. Wherever it may be.

Also, any reason why it's called Cerebrum City? Maybe that will give us a clue to where the real adventure is?

Hail a cab. The very responsible adult at your destination can pay the driver.

yeah nobody's coming

did your mom get scammed or something jeez

take stock of your inventory and what we know I guess, since this is now an urban survival situation

>>933895
Ok, so clearly staying out in the dark alone like this isn't fun or safe. Is there a place nearby where you can get help? Preferably a place that's well lit and populated.

>safety scouts
We are going to end up hit by a car/train, arent we?

Do you know where you need to go? Gotta get moving if you do.

First thing to learn about safety:
Safety is inversely proportional to the velocity of an object. Which relates to everything ever.
Nothing is absolutely safe. Get used to it.

Second thing to learn about safety:
The more blind faith you have in anything, the more it's gonna hurt when lack of maintenance causes an intricate and devastating malfunction.
KISS - Keep It Simple And Safe, (brought to you by NASA, the people who turned the Cold War into an expensive existential crisis)

Third thing to learn about safety:
Be efficient, be polite, have a plan to kill everybody you meet.

Ugh, cant be safe here. Gotta cell phone?

SAFETY FIRST; YOUR BUDDY BUNNY CHERUB SCOUT GUIDE SAYS:

IMPORTANT: Make sure you never step too close to the edge of the platform.

STEP 1: If you have a phone, call your parent or legal guardian and update them on your current status.

STEP 2: If there's a snack machine, and you have the means to use it, do that; don't let yourself go hungry!

STEP 3: If there's a station attendant, talk to them and ascertain if there's a waiting room you can sleep in.

STEP 4: If there isn't an official safe place to stay nearby, but you know an address in the city you can get in contact with, see about securing public transportation there.

IMPORTANT: Even if these last two steps don't pan out, remember this helpful Don't Panic™ tip: The process of ascertaining your surroundings can potentially reveal new solutions you otherwise wouldn't have noticed!

In descending order of importance, according to viability:
1. Phone somebody.
2. Find attendant.
3. Do you know an address or phone number?
4. Cops will (theoretically) take care of you until your guardian can be found (and reprimanded).

>>933965
support you know what you are doing

1/4 FUN 2019/05/26(Sun)18:29 No. 934112 ID: f7fe08
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Taking some quick bites out of some of our precious snack stash, we wander around the station to see if we can find any sort of attendant who can help, without much luck…

2/4 FUN 2019/05/26(Sun)18:30 No. 934113 ID: f7fe08
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Out of any other options, we decide to call our mom only to be greeted by a familiar yet dispassionate voice.

3/4 FUN 2019/05/26(Sun)18:30 No. 934114 ID: f7fe08
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“Hello. you’ve reached the number of Dr. McCarthy I’m sorry but I’m unable to answer the phone at the moment, but please leave your name, number and a brief message after the tone and I’ll make sure to contact you as soon as possible...”

4/4 FUN 2019/05/26(Sun)18:31 No. 934115 ID: f7fe08
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*beeeeep*

Aw, that's sad. :(

At least find some place nearby that's out of the rain. It's not safe to catch a cold.

"nobody came to pick me up"

so do you know where she lives? Cause at this point you might need to start hoofing it.

Time to go indoors.

>>934115
welp, time to raise hell until someone finds us. Got a lighter? Arson usually works!

>>934118
yeah!! :(

crude. And it's raining too. but at least it isn't thunder and lightning... yet.

guess we'll call the police or something. Is this considered an emergency enough to call 911?

BUDDY BUNNY SAYS:
If you find yourself lost in the city under hostile conditions, remember your BDSM:

Bearings: Are you truly lost? Hopefully not. Any good scout should at least be able to examine their surroundings and observe identifying landmarks such as street signs and government buildings. Train and bus stations might even provide a map of the immediate area.

Direction: Do you have a particular destination in mind? If you can ascertain how to move yourself to your ultimate goal, and it seems feasible to do either on foot or preferably with public transportation - Remember your travel money! - then you should see about reaching there under your own power. Don’t forget to use your umbrella.

Shelter: If you can’t reach your intended destination, your next priority should be protection from the elements and personal security. If you’re expecting somebody, you shouldn’t move too far - if you’re at a train station, for instance, see if there’s a sitting room connected off the platform; these are designed for hapless passengers caught out in the rain like yourself.

Mr. Neighborhood Officer: If even basic shelter that makes you feel safe can’t be found, try determining the location of a police kiosk or station. Even if it turns out you aren’t allowed to stay the night there, your friendly neighborhood officers should be able to help out with your predicament. (You can even stop your search if you find a patrol car. If an officer isn’t already present within, they’re likely in a nearby eatery.)

>>934130
I hate that you managed to make that acronym make sense in that way.

Rats make great insanity buffers when you need someone to talk to. Try talking to one! Ask for local landmarks and discuss your plans. They also provide emergency supplies! Just remember that your Strange Meat Pyramid needs a solid foundation. Ensure at least two of: Freshly harvested, cooked black, eject stomach contents.

Follow the instructions and say your name, your phone's number and that you're still waiting at [name of this station] at [this time,] Rosey never showed up to pick you up, you need a pickup soon and you love her (your mom.)

Alright, first, find shelter out of the rain, preferably still up on station platform. If this is a mass transit station then you'll want to stay up here to possibly take a train to nearer your mom's place. If you go to street level then you'd have to pay to get back up to the platform and you don't have any money, right?

Next, do you know where your mom's place is? What about her work place? Do you know the general layout of this city? If no to all those, then you'll need a phone book and a city map. Hopefully your mom is listed in there, either her home or her workplace. A phone book should be any phone booths or you could borrow one from a store owner. It may even have a city map printed in it as well. The station may have a city map too, or at least a transit map.

A phone book will also list the police station addresses and phone numbers as well as the city emergency and non-emergency numbers. This isn't a 911 level situation, so don't call that (yet.) One option would be calling the nearest police station or the police non-emergency number and explaining your situation and asking for help.

A second option, if you can't walk to your mom's place or use mass transit to get close enough to walk, is to call a taxi. It's not a good option 'cause I presume you don't have money and the cabbie will be expecting to be paid once you reach your destination and be angry if you don't. If you're lucky your mom will be there to pay. If not then the cabbie will either lock the car doors on you and trap you, chase you down, or sic the cops on you. For now record the number of a couple taxi companies for possible use later.

Honestly I think you'd want to call the police next, as long as they aren't corrupt you can count on them to at least get you out of the rain, and help you contact whomever. You might even get a meal outta it. Child Abandonment is a crime and it ain't safe for you to be out here alone.

Time to give up and head back.

Or start walking towards the people who don't care, your choice.

>>934130
i just love it, it just works

Try to not cry. You are a big girl, so you should not cry.

"I'm Dead." *click*

Our thematic sense tells us your mom will be no help.

Our Safety Sense should tell us that we shouldn't stand around in the rain, without appropriate rain attire.

I suggest running and screeming.
Make you're situation obviouse so the right people can help you.
"HELP! LOST, DEFENCELESS CHILD ON THE LOOSE! I AM LOST AND UNACCOMPANIED BY ANY ADULT! NOR IS ANYBODY AWARE OF MY CURRENT WHERABOUTS!"

Also, keep BDSM in mind.

>>934290
What's the worst that can happen?

Let's find out.

1/3 FUN 2019/05/30(Thu)01:13 No. 934420 ID: 6be6a5
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Before leaving a quick message for our absent mother, with BDSM in mind we desperately make our way through the storm crying aimlessly into rain hoping anyone other than overly curious rats would hear our pleas.

2/3 FUN 2019/05/30(Thu)01:13 No. 934421 ID: 6be6a5
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Soaked to the bone, and assaulted with the stench of dirty wet fur. We find refuge in one of the station’s stair cases. Now would be a good time to call the police.

3/3 FUN 2019/05/30(Thu)01:14 No. 934422 ID: 6be6a5
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But wait what was that? Something down there very un- rodent like just moved! But back in the rain, it sounds like someone is coming. Maybe our cries weren’t in vain?

Who's that up the stairs?
There's a lot of rats around. Maybe the thing at the bottom of the stairs is their mama. You don't want to disturb a mother ROUS.

Check up the stairs. If it's danger, retreat into the loving arms of all your rodent friends and run underground. The rats will protect you.

>>934422
is that a slime?

Children should not talk to strangers. Call the police to let them know where you are.

>>934447
This. Inform the police you're a kid left alone in the station as your pickup didn't come.

Stay put, continue the call.

>Now would be a good time to call the police.

How'd you get Sting's home number, anyway?

It doesn't sound like this is the sort of station to have an attendant. Be wary of strangers and continue calling the police: "Hello? I'm at {STATION NAME}. My name is {NAME} and I came on the {ETA} train. Someone was supposed to pick me up but it's really late now and it's really scary around where I am."

Other than this, as long as the un-ratlike being is posing a clear and present danger, you should be safe on the stairs; it works for the rats. Remember not to let any of them get too close in the meantime (and don't touch any surfaces here except for your soles, just to be safe). If they are a clear and present danger, you have a head start on them; remember not to just blindly run, though! Splatty Patty doesn't look where she's going and takes a dive off a raised walkway.

Remember, Shelter! The rain will make you cold and then you will get sick and die. Go into the station. Summon your rodent minions to run with you and distract/confuse the thing on the stairs until you have passed it.

Oh shit, what if this is the start of the zombie apocalypse?

>zombie apocalypse
What? A world with zombies and blobs? How would that even- *flashback to Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead* -carry on...
The art is amazing, evocative like crazy.

Get a good look before you back away. Might be someone who's fallen down, and a safety scout ought to help people like that, right?

Call the police, ask for help, but also ask for the recommended way to call a taxi.

>>934484
I'm waiting for the quest to go Don't Starve: 1980

>>934462
*isn't posing a clear and present danger

Whoops.

>>934422
Call the Police immediately and politely request an escort.

1/2 FUN 2019/05/31(Fri)21:36 No. 934587 ID: f7fe08
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We dial for the police while cautiously creeping our way down the rat’s stairwell. Putting us closer to investigate whatever that thing at the bottom is and to put some distance between us and the stranger outside.

Our mysterious rat infested blob emits high pitched noises of pleasure???? As we approach it.

2/2 FUN 2019/05/31(Fri)21:38 No. 934588 ID: f7fe08
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Amidst our discovery a voice rings in our ear “Hello. You’ve reached the CCPD...”

Well first off tell them where you are. Then explain you were supposed to be picked up at the train station but nobody came and ask if they can send a car to pick you up?

Is that a gun? Well you're on the phone with the police, maybe you should describe what you're seeing.

"CCPD? My Safety Scout'Structor is on the ground and covered in rats. Also, there is a gun. Why is my Safety Scout'Structor issued a gun."

This looks like a dart gun. It's possible she was tranqed.

Is that the Rosey you remember? And what's that toy gun for?
>kill
...No kill?

Watch out these rats are packing heat and they already have a victim!

>>934588
State your name, then calmly and clearly inform the officer that you are an unattended minor requesting an escort, then tell them where to find you.

>>934588
One thing at a time. Turn around to make sure you have an eye on that stranger, and then tell the police you found an unconscious lady and you're all by yourself. Don't wanna get grabbed from behind.

... I think I see what happened here. She doesn't seem distressed, so either she tranq'd herself with improper gun safety or just overslept.

"Hello? I'm at {STATION} and my name is {NAME}. I arrived on the {Time} train and a senior Cherub Safety scout was supposed to pick me up, but it's nighttime out now. Actually, I think I just found her at the bottom of the station stairs. She looks unconscious and surrounded by rats? A possible cause might be what appears to be a tranquilizer gun on the ground next to her. Please advise." Try shooing the rats while keeping an eye out behind you, but don't get too aggressive lest they attack. If you're successful, try gently shaking her.

)loot safety gun
)loot safety hat
)loot safety lady
)loot rat
)loot rat
)loot red thing
)enter subway

>>934588
That's Rosey laying there, isn't it?

>>934631
Yes

Before anything else, say your location. Emergency Call Operatores are trained to send police as sson as they get an address.

Then, "I found a dead body and im being followed!" *click*

Acquire Gun, acquire hat.
Take cover behind the body and prepare to shoot. In self defence of course.

>>934631
Perform safety dance.

(You can dance if you want to)

>>934588
"Hello? I'm at {STATION} and my name is {NAME}. I arrived on the {Time} train and a senior Cherub Safety scout was supposed to pick me up, but it's nighttime out now. Actually, I think I just found her at the bottom of the station stairs. She looks unconscious and surrounded by rats? A possible cause might be what appears to be a tranquilizer gun on the ground next to her. Please advise." Try shooing the rats while keeping an eye out behind you, but don't get too aggressive lest they attack. If you're successful, try gently shaking her.
yeah this is kind of perfect

Lets not hurt the rats. Rats are a safety scout's best friend.

Just ask safety scout ubermensch Frau Von Raus.

1/2 FUN 2019/06/04(Tue)05:43 No. 934822 ID: f7fe08
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Like a true safety scout we hastily hurry to tactfully revive our seemingly fallen comrade. Unsure about the situation at hand we alert the CCPD of our situation/location, and arm ourselves with her tranquilizer gun

But more importantly we take her hat

2/2 FUN 2019/06/04(Tue)05:47 No. 934823 ID: f7fe08
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dreary from her rest the girl rises from her slumber.

"Hey wh-"

" RAT RAT RAT!!! NO NO NO NO SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT EW EW EW EW EW! EW! EW! EW SHIT SHIT!!! "

"Did you take my hat?!"

Make sure you tell the nice dispatch attendant that it's a false alarm and not to send anybody.

"You still have a rat on your head." Reequip your own hat and hand Rosey's stuff back to her. "You dropped these. Senior scout Rosey, I presume?" Don't forget to put on your best 'not amused' pout so that she hopefully gets the message you're too polite to say out loud.

"There was a rat under your hat. Do you want it* back?"
*: attempt to convey the impression that "it" refers to the rat instead of the hat.

Look her in the eyes.
Totally deadpan:
"No."

>>934823
there's still a rat on your head you know

You already have something equipped in your head region!

>>934828
Why deny, when we could deflect?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjrWEoZdsaA

>Did you take my hat?
"If I did, then what's that on your head:P
Sooo... Can we go to camp now?"

"Of course not, can't you feel that it's still there?"

Anyway we gotta find out if she's our contact. Grill her for info.

1/3 FUN 2019/06/07(Fri)03:27 No. 935041 ID: f7fe08
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Uh uh…Hat? What? This is obviously our hat. Can’t she feel her's on her head? Besides! We got a couple questions for her! Is she Rosey? And why didn’t she pick us up we waited all day for her, and would like to go to camp now.

2/3 FUN 2019/06/07(Fri)03:33 No. 935043 ID: f7fe08
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"Really…? Your hat huh? And that’s probably your tranquilizer too, right? Anyways…"

"Yea I’m Rosey-er...Rose just Rose. Don’t call me Rosey that’s really annoying. We can go to your camp soon, But there’s something I gotta take care of first. I was in the middle of something really important you know."

3/3 FUN 2019/06/07(Fri)03:37 No. 935044 ID: f7fe08
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"Although i am a bit sick of all these nasty rats tho."

Would these rats have anything to do with the reason you're here?
If not, you should probably head further into the station so you don't have to bother with the vermimancer at the top of the stairs.

"There's one on your head." Give the nice senior officer her stuff back. "Um... What were you in the middle of? Resting to save your strength? For the record, I was supposed to be picked up hours ago."

... Who's that at the top of those stairs? Maybe point it out to her if they seem suspicious.

Point out the rat on her had and once she's done freaking out about it, give her back her tranquilizer gun. Make her ask for the hat.

You're still on the phone, by the way. You should probably tell them nevermind, you found an adult.

Just want to say the art in this is delightful. Its amazing you are doing each panel so quickly

>>935051
Support

The rats seem friendly enough if they were just hanging out and not eating you, considering how long you must have been napping. Anyway, do your thing and let's go, I'm tired.

Do mention that the police are probably on their way. And/or call them back and call them off or something.

>>935044
The rats are our friends. Ask her what she's doing since we spent an entire day waiting for her and LITERALLY SPENT AN ENTIRE DAY WAITING WHAT THE HELL WE ARE A SMALL CHILD.

"Fear not these delightful creatures. They are mine, and I... their God-, Queen! Kneel before our glorious presence that I might gift mercy upon your pitiful hide!"

1/5 FUN 2019/06/13(Thu)11:30 No. 935625 ID: f7fe08
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We hand Rose back her tranquilizer gun. Trying our best not to sound too aggravated with her, we restate the fact that we’ve been waiting ALL DAY IN THE RAIN!! for her to pick us up.

“I KNOW!” Rose nearly hisses at us before calming herself.

2/5 FUN 2019/06/13(Thu)11:38 No. 935626 ID: f7fe08
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“I was on my way to get you ON TIME!...But everyone at the station had to be evacuated when some sort of creature began attacking passengers."

"So as a CCPD ranger I went to go take a quick peak. When i found the thing it was a little bit too much for me to take on my own so i had to run. Those little creeps are probably just scouting til their boss shows up again."

Rose explains

So wait, the station was evacuated, and you stood there alone all that time with a monster on the loose? Weird that it didn't attack you.

...so who's that at the top of the stairs then? Maybe we should get going.

3/5 FUN 2019/06/13(Thu)11:46 No. 935628 ID: f7fe08
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Boss? "Like that thing up there?"
We ask

"HOLY FUCK! That's a lot of rats!"
Rose exclaims

"Y-yea, exactly like that. Lets get outta' here."
Rose stammers before making a hasty retreat further into the tunnels.

4/5 FUN 2019/06/13(Thu)11:54 No. 935629 ID: f7fe08
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"Shit shit shit, why can't I just have a normal summer like everyone else...shit!"
Rose fumes under her breath. Before regaining her fragile composure.

"Ok kid, you want camp? Camp starts now. We gotta capture whatever it is causing this. But i got 2 rules; Rule 1, Don't die. I'll get in trouble if you do. Rule 2, Don't let me die, cause if you do i'll come back and kill you. Then you'd be breaking Rule 1."

5/5 FUN 2019/06/13(Thu)12:00 No. 935630 ID: f7fe08
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"So?"
Rose says flinging the contents of her coat open.

"what type of badge you want to earn today? Marksmanship? Martial Arts? or how about Physical Fitness?"
She says while advertising the various pieces of equipment on her

Pick sword, ditch wand
Let's learn Martial Arts. I want to know kung fu!

Alright sure martial arts. Seems like a good way to take out a swarm.

1.Grab rats
2. Shoot rats
3.Run from...rats?


Gee I wonder. Plus we've already got the gun.

Marksmanship - We need to take out the swarm without exhausting ourselves. Shoot the leaders and the pack will lose cohesion, which means less rats will be obsessed with you.

>>935630
Physical Fitness its not the best idea to run into danger its better to run away

Marksmanship

Marksmanship! Pew pew!

>>935630
Martial Arts.
I get the vague feeling there is a tiny violent beast shackled within us and I wish to unleash it.

>>935630
4. Animal Befriending

"Depends; is that the only gun, and do you think we'd be better off if you had it as opposed to using your hands? I think I'm best built for marksmanship out of those three, so I might want that badge, but if you're specialized as some expert markswoman and there's no spare, I'll gladly take martial arts instead."

>>935630
Pop pop.

Democracy Badge! Nobody is safe in a war-zone so safety must begin with the stable transition of power to those most worthy. Clearly we need to sway the rats into overthrowing their corrupt dictator and engaging in diplomacy with the neighbouring governments, especially ours! Start by introducing them to the concept of trade-unions. Nothing says determined, industrious, and talented populace at the bottom of the class-struggle quite like the humble rat. I fancy that they are always on-call, have no minimum wage, no job security, and no health-care, it should be the easiest of sales!

Or martial arts. Martial arts is always fun.

>>935697
>>935745
Let us charge into battle with an army of loyal( and adorable) rats! Our enemies will learn to fear our friends and us by extension!

But if we can’t do that then i choose marksmanship to hold us over until we may claim our rightful place as queen of the rats.

>>935630
Physical Fitness

The other two comes from this. Besides no one wants to be obese.

>Besides no one wants to be obese.
The rats do. That's their endgame.

...Why must we capture it? The right move here would be to call the authorities about a severe rat infestation, and leave so that they may handle the rats and capture it. They're likely better equipped for this.

Unless, of course, the rats and that leader did something to Rose while she was sleeping. After all, it is odd that she did not mention how she fell asleep. And now she's pushing you to the rats by suggesting using a tranq with less ammo than there are rats or martial arts designed for combating humans, not rats.

Is she offering you a weapon?

Surely she doesn't have a small girl sized club in that jacket, which would be the ideal weapon for dealing with rats.

... she's not offering you the tranq gun is she?

Martial Arts!

Marksmanship

Martial arts

Marksmanship is good, but if we run out of bullets, we're basically defenseless.

Kung Fu is all about self defense and safety, let's go chop some boards in half with our bare hands!

Do a Karate Dance to show skill and preparedness to get the Martial Arts Badge.

1/3 FUN 2019/06/19(Wed)10:55 No. 936392 ID: f7fe08
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“Authorities? I guess I’m the authorities now, huh?”

Rose briefly ponders before reaching into her pockets

“Now you take this and protect yourself with your “””” martial art skills ”””” while find a way to take out these things’ boss. Consider this your first camp activity“

Rose says pulling out what appears to be a tiny bag with a glove attached to it.

2/3 FUN 2019/06/19(Wed)10:56 No. 936396 ID: f7fe08
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“Try not to lick it, scratch your nose, touch anything electronic, or get wet…ter. You might fry yourself.”

She explains half-jokingly.

With a quick flip of a switch followed by a loud beep the device powers sending a quick jolt through our body.

3/3 FUN 2019/06/19(Wed)10:57 No. 936397 ID: f7fe08
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The power..…Power LITERALLY surges from our fun-sized fingertips throughout our body. But the sound of a million tiny feet storming our way cuts our power daydream short. Now we have to come up with a plan. Should we go hide and let Rose handle the problem, join her in the fight, or support from afar?

>>936397
DENJI PUNCH!
Let's fight!

You'll need a way to make that into an area of effect weapon by lighting up a third rail or something, shocking rats one at a time is not feasible.

Locate fire-hose. Improvise flame- thunder-thrower.

This is a sewer and you have a giant electric glove.

Problem is, there are either few acceptable conductive zones, or you're currently in one. Look around and see if you can release a valve to spray water at the rats (and not yourself or Rose). Follow up with a thundershock at the puddles.

Support from afar. Throw electrified rats into the mob to spread the shock! (which practically just means picking on stragglers without getting overwhelmed, but if she thinks she's doing something then more power to her, pun intended.)

>>936408
You could do a lot of damage with a wet floor and a tire or Rubberized bench to stand on, actually.

Individual zaps isn't terribly efficient though.

Almost forgot, remember to turn it to the correct voltage first.

When someone hands you a shock glove, you find something you can punch with it.

Take the lead as if nothing was the matter with you being handed a dangerous weapon and asked to fight organized rats. Pretend you are a super hero and raise your gloved fist to the air in a heroic pose.

Unfortunately a glove makes for a bad ranged weapon, so direct fighting it is. Though there's a lot of potential to shocking puddles and staying back, it's the boss we need to confront and take down. So identifying the boss is the first step. After that we need to get the boss down to us, preferably with a few good shocks in to weaken them. Rose should be the final blow with the tranq.

>>936397
Uhm, well. The rats honestly seem to like you so.... maybe we can just move away from them calmly?

>>936528
I agree with this. I still don't see the rats as an enemy.

hide

>>936542
They are probably an unwilling tool of the true enemy, if anything. The less rats are harmed trying to take out the boss, the better.

I just noticed the voltage range on this thing.

55000V is not incapacitating. It'd kill and cook anyone hit with it.

>>936676
Voltage isn't what's lethal in electricity. Someone with a pacemaker or heart condition would be in danger but otherwise it's amps that do damage.

Do you know how electricity works?

Current (measured in amps) is voltage divided by resistance. Human body is estimated to have about about 100000 ohms of resistance if you haven't broken the skin, and 100 mA of current is enough to be fatal to people. That 550 mA would be pretty much guaranteed fatal.

Your first deadly weapon! Do NOT shock yourself with it.

That is a perfectly standard taser voltage. Tasers use 50,000 volts to arc and make initial contact, then drop to a less fatal level once the circuit is closed. Whether the glove does that by default remains to be seen.

Feild Medic! Let's be a Field Medic!
According to the Jeniva Convention, you cannot shoot a field medic.

Let's work as support/heals/recovery.

Healing Hand - Recovery move
Buddhist Palm Strike - Defense/Attack move

>>936803
>you cannot shoot a field medic.
This usually isn't a problem when fighting Rodentia, who are not signatories anyway.

>>936805
Especially American rodents, who didn't bother to rat-ify them.

>American rodents
A... merry... can? Of what nature be this tin and by what circumstance does it come to such gaiety?

1/4 FUN 2019/06/25(Tue)01:33 No. 937173 ID: f7fe08
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Despite our burning desire to rough-house some rodents, it’s probably best if we stay back like Rose said. Although that doesn’t mean we can’t still help her.

2/4 FUN 2019/06/25(Tue)01:42 No. 937174 ID: f7fe08
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"b-b-b-big... tha-that's a big..."

Rose wheezes between panicked breaths. Frozen in fear on the verge of fainting she stands bug eyed as the grotesque duo (and posse) creep towards their newfound meals.

3/4 FUN 2019/06/25(Tue)01:44 No. 937175 ID: f7fe08
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There’s no time to waste gotta find something…anything we can use to help and quick! Before Rose and more importantly our martial arts badge! become a-

4/4 FUN 2019/06/25(Tue)01:46 No. 937176 ID: f7fe08
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*brrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!* *brrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!* *brrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!*

Our phone obnoxiously wails.

Hold up a finger and ask them to wait while you get this.

Wait the rat steed reacted to the call. Start waving it from side to side, see if it follows the sound or is repelled by it. Either way you could use that to get it into place for whatever plan is chosen.

That said, the phone won't ring forever so you should probably answer it this time. If we want to use it for a trap, we can have Rose call it when we have a plan after the call.

Oh, and the psychic rat on top is the target, of course. Maybe Rose would feel better if she knew that all you have to do is take out one tiny little rat and it'll be over! (Lying to calm people down is a great rescue skill to have!)

if fight brakes out, use pipes and other water making objects to make puddles, use shock glove to shock everything in puddles, make sure both you and rose are not in puddles that you are shocking.

Can we turn that sprinkler on? We can't reach, but maybe theres a fire alarm somewhere.

We probably can talk and look at the same time.

Answer phone, then pull fire alarm.

>>937183
>>937193
I hate to rain on your idea but sprinklers are not linked up to pull stations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-ylvugYc0w

>>937174
that weird brainy rat on top of the big scary rat is obviously the real boss.
shoulda gone for marksmanship.

>>937200
What? I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the fire alarm.

>>937212
Probably.

although sometimes it's da giant rat that makes all of da rules.

>>937212
This is only the first enemy. Surely there'll be more punch-weak enemies eventually.

>Rat King and his midget friend
I'm going to call them Oliver and Wilbur.
DO NOT KILL WILBUR FIRST, there's a nonzero chance that Oliver will go berserk and thrash at the nearest non-rat he can find, which could include you.

>What do
Looks like Oliver is attracted to your phone. Throw it into the swarm to buy yourself some time.

>>937174
Lets see if we can talk with them they have not been hostile yet and that rat looks smart

>Oliver
Not Pinky?

That big rat has an ear tag, these aren't just mutant rats, these are manufactured mutant rats.

>>937232
What ever happens we dont initiate the hostility they have not been agressive to us

1/2 FUN 2019/06/30(Sun)05:01 No. 937716 ID: f7fe08
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Trying our best not to appear hostile we take a break from our rodent themed chaos to answer the phone for a quick second; we’re greeted with a familiar yet distorted voice.

“Sw̴e̸e̷t̴i̷e̷ ̶i̸s̴ ̵t̴h̵a̶t̷ ̷y̴o̵u̷?̴ ̷i̶ ̶g̸o̸t̴ ̷y̸o̶u̷r̶ ̶c̶a̵l̶l̴ ̶e̵a̸r̴l̴i̵e̵r̵ ̵a̸r̷e̴ ̶y̷o̵u̸ ̴o̴k̷!̷?̸ ̴w̵h̶e̴r̶e̸'̶s̴ ̵R̶o̷s̸e̶y̵?”

2/2 FUN 2019/06/30(Sun)05:06 No. 937717 ID: f7fe08
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What sounds like a mini firework show interrupts our call and leaves us phone-less.

And that little light show has only made the situation worse, now the rats seem aggressively riled by our phone's explosion.

>>937717
Now that's what I call a "burner". Is there a smoke detector? Hold the fire up to one and make sure to stay out of the water somehow.

Hurl burner phone at brain rat.

>>937718
Seems like the best option

Throw your Galaxy S5 at the big guy.

Get ready to strike at the Brain Rat, but only if they make a hostile action against us.

What if it's not the fire or the explosion, but the radio waves that are agitating the rats? Brain rat is communicating with the rats somehow, so the cell signal may be messing whatever it is up, and vice versa for the phone static.

Either way, using the fire to set off the sprinklers will make the zappy glove way more powerful.

Gee Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?

>>937718
Why stay out of the water? It is not as though she are not already being electrocuted. You can even see her hair-bones.

>>937717
"Yo, sorry, zappymitts got my phone. Lil guy with the big brain up there, you're not about to go hostile right? This ain't gonna be some x-files monster of the week nonsense, is it?"

>>937716
also wow, we're durable. Did we really not feel any of that?

KUNG FU HUCK THE PHONE AT THE BRAIN RAT!!

>>937716
Out of curiosity, do you have hair bones?

>>937776
(I kinda hope this 'oddly durable' thing remains a thing even if just for a joke.)

1/5 FUN 2019/07/12(Fri)18:32 No. 938938 ID: f7fe08
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Gotta use the phone to get the sprinklers onnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.....Annnnnnd…Uh-oh!

5/5 FUN 2019/07/12(Fri)18:41 No. 938944 ID: f7fe08
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Well that went sour fast. We can’t see anything and it sounds like something heavy quickly skittered away. Whatever it is we chuck our phone in its direction as a last ditch effort. In return we’re greeted with a satisfyingly meaty thud, and the cry of whatever we hit.

But our tiny victory is cut short by the feeling of something pinching us something…everywhere feels like our skin is being pinched and prodded by tiny claws and teeth.

Gotta do something fast about or vision problem.

Tell Rose she has to get off the ground.
With the floor all wet, we can use the electricity in the glove to fry all the rats at once.

Look around for something metal to arc electricity off of. If that electricity's doing its job, biting you hurts them more than it hurts you.

If I'm reading your tech right, the rats can't bite you without zapping themselves to death, but they CAN bite you. And now they can push heavy stuff on top of you. Make yourself as low priority as you can.

Also why is Rose not using her other gear?

Aim for the largest set of eyes, jump at them, pull them out, and eat them. That is how you gain the Field Rations badge!

Thunderpunch the ground! Make sure you are not on the ground when you Thunderpunch it!

>5 Gif FUN update
Are you...Quest Jesus?

Safety lighter in one hand (you do have one of those right?), puddle punch in the other!

>>938945
>>939001
>>939024
Yeah, might want to warn Rosa before you do this.

1/3 FUN 2019/07/23(Tue)00:17 No. 940102 ID: f7fe08
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Only one way out of this it seems. Before making our move we warn Rose to get herself off the ground.

"Wait wait wait what are you!-"

2/3 FUN 2019/07/23(Tue)00:20 No. 940104 ID: f7fe08
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"Are you trying to get me killed?!"
Rose screams in terror.

3/3 FUN 2019/07/23(Tue)00:26 No. 940105 ID: f7fe08
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In almost an instant it seems over with. But there's one more loose end. The thing on the ground in front of us.

The thing responsible for us not being at camp, for us and our snacks being soaked, and for our phone being blown up.

What do we do to this thing?

Get a sock out of your case, put rat in sock, tie sock closed. When safe to do so, one must acquire evidence of any potential toxins or diseases that victims may have been exposed to. It facilitates an accurate diagnosis by medical professionals!

Also perform first-aid on the other rat-friends.

Crush that rat under your heel.

EXTERMINATE.

Finishing Move: Third Rail

Zap the brain rat a few more times to make sure it's unconscious. Then find something to restrain the rat, keep its jaws from closing, etc.

Don't kill it yet. Let the scientists study it and find new methods of dealing with these brain rats.

You're a SCOUT. Scouts pioneer for new information to make the rest of their country a safer place. That includes research of beasts and fauna.

>>940106
I think we should do this.

These gifs are still amazing.

I feel a bit bad about killing a helpless creature, even if it is a psychic mutant rat that tried to have us nibbled to death. Maybe I'm just too soft though.

>>940105
befriend Brain!

Brain rat is now your trophy. I thought it was bigger than you though.

Maybe Rose has a cage for it or something?

>>940131
I agree, we should befriend Brain. Keep in mind that this may make you a very violent Pinky.

>>940105
In regards to matters of safety...well, it would be both safe to exterminate this thing, AND capture it to investigate the source of the malady that caused it in the first place.

...damnit, we're a Safety Scout! We must be safe! And just leaving a potential issue to fester is Not Safe.

...But violence is fun!

Gah, capture it for now. Like the above poster said, we'll be the very violent Pinky to his Brain. Sort of.

Also, is a Disthread possible?

>>940105
are we even sure it was trying to kill us but it looks smart lets not kill it it could possibly be talked too like ask where it came from?

>>940143
Offer your non gloved hand as a peace offering.

>>940105
Secure the offending rodent for future study.

Ask Rose really fast: “Kill or capture?!” She’s the expert. Also, when able, give her a look that says we’re ignoring the fact that she was well along hightailing it out of there and abandoning us down here if she’s good with ignoring how our reckless snap decision would have ended with her electrocuted if she hadn’t been doing that.

Surely a well equipped lady like Rose will have a cage or something to put it in.

Capture Rat. No sense doing something you can't undo, and also you can spook Rose with it if she gets more annoying. Remember to turn down/off your glove so nobody gets hurt.

Give it a snack and cuddles. We killed all of its family and friends, so now we're responsible for his safety.

Keep it warm and safe until it's time for our vivisection badge.

Keep the rat. Might be better/cleaner to give him as a cat snack than killing him now.

>>940105
grab rat
grab hat
put rat on your head
put hat un your headrat

>>940372
Did you SEE what happened to the last person to have that thing on their head? The impossible length? The numerous limbs? The clearly-spontaneously-generated ear-tag? Do you seriously want that?!?
Because that all sounds awesome. +1!

>>940105
Pick up the creature. Analyze it for emotional state, possible intention and threat.

If it becomes hostile, destroy it utterly. Otherwise resume journey home with suspect acquired. We must know why it was engaging in hostile activities.

1/3 FUN 2019/07/30(Tue)11:03 No. 940929 ID: f7fe08
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“Th-That actually worked…I thought we…um good job.”

Rose mumbles stupefied, before noticing our interest in the brainy rat.

2/3 FUN 2019/07/30(Tue)11:08 No. 940931 ID: f7fe08
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“You want to keep it?! But its! It tried to-! Whatever I don’t care I just want to go home…”

“First things first, give me that glove I don’t want you shocking yourself (or me, mostly me), we can put that brain rat in this hat.”

She sighs while carefully scooping the rat into our “””borrowed””” hat.

"Don't tell anyone I let you keep that."

3/3 FUN 2019/07/30(Tue)11:18 No. 940932 ID: f7fe08
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With our newly acquired psychic rat in hand we make our way back toward the exit, hopefully we can make it to camp

“Lets get going, maybe we can catch a bus back ho-“Rose urges, before losing her train of thought upon seeing a woman atop stairs.

“Hello? Is everything alright?” she calls out before approaching us with a flurry of questions.
“Are you the ones who called? Is this your phone…Are you the ones who threw it at me?” she continues sounding mildly annoyed, eyeing our rat hat suspiciously.

"Call? I didn't call anyone..." Rose, responds shifting her gaze over to us.

"Then it was probably you then, is everything alright?" The woman says switching her attention to us.

>>940932
"yeah, we handled it mostly. you should call in humane animal services though, that was a LOT of rats swarming us and those guys can bite through concrete."

Sorry, didn't see you in the dark...
It's okay now. The rats aren't bothering us, and we have adult supervision now. Are you the police?

"Did you notice a giant mouse with a thousand legs?"

Hmm, go to the safety of a proper authority figure, or go with Ms Irresponsible here and have some great and possibly violent adventures.

Honestly it's not even a choice, despite a rocky start it's clear this woman is going to let you play with dangerous toys and do things other adults would balk at. You aren't dumb, you'll come out ok. Downplay it, say you found your ride they were just really, really, really, really really late.

"Just take me home. Please."

"It's about time you showed up! Do you know how many times I could have DIED?! You are a very irresponsible- er-- what are you? A cop? A nurse?"

>>940932
Relay to her us being lost, and the whole fuck ton of rats.

1/4 FUN 2019/08/05(Mon)20:07 No. 941516 ID: a34b8a
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We explain everything to the woman especially the rat problem we faced during our ti-

“Rats?” she interrupts us mid-sentence

“Never mind that’s not important right now, I’m with the CCPD and you girls look like you’ve had a rough night, There’s bandages and disinfectant in my car.” She says gesturing us to come with her.

“Lets go.” Rose softly urges us following the woman’s invitation.

2/4 FUN 2019/08/05(Mon)20:18 No. 941517 ID: a34b8a
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https://youtu.be/ISaxBVtc4eU

“First things first. Please make sure to clean your hands, you have no idea where those rats could have been”

The woman instructs us struggling to talk over the car's radio with her monotone voice.

"Guessing by your clothing you're a cherub scout? and you're her guardian angel?" She asks gesturing toward the two of us.

3/4 FUN 2019/08/05(Mon)20:38 No. 941518 ID: a34b8a
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"Y-yes ma'am...I was going to pick her up but got a little sidetracked." Rose whimpers in response.

"Well cadet, uhmm."
"Rose...ma'am."

"Well Cadet Rose we all make mistakes, but be sure nothing like this ever happens again." The woman poorly disguising the malice in her voice.

In almost in instant the stern angry woman before us converts into a cheery almost mother-like figure in her demeanor as she switches her attention to us.

"I'm just relived both of you are ok, this isn't exactly the nicest city." She continues

4/4 FUN 2019/08/05(Mon)20:45 No. 941519 ID: a34b8a
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"You've been awfully quiet since we left the metro, sweetie, I don't think I caught your name, what was it again?"
She asks

"You two are probably getting tired of me asking all these questions, you probably have a couple of your own, right?"

(Oh yeah forgot to say our mom's last name has already been confirmed to be McCarthy so that's our last name too.)

Bonnie. I feel it fits her hair.

Wammy Tiles
Cleopatra McCarthy

I like Bonnie

>>941519
Bonita McCarthy, but everyone calls us Bonnie for short.

>>941519
Can we get another phone? We were on the phone with mother when this all went bad and she is probably very worried still.

How about Maxxie McCarthy?

What's up with the rats being so aggressive?

Bonnie McCarthy sounds pretty good.

Lily.
So, what are we going to do at safety camp? Are we gonna fight more rat kings? Do bad people make the monsters or are they just a force of nature? When's lunch?

Bonnie.

Is this a common occurrence for a safety scout? I had assumed it was like, emt training.

Why does the CCPD travel around in a Hummer Limo? Police should be in police cars!

Martha Mcarthay

1/7 FUN 2019/08/19(Mon)05:36 No. 943024 ID: a34b8a
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As we tell the woman our name her once stone faced expression, explodes almost cartoonishly with shock and jubilation.

2/7 FUN 2019/08/19(Mon)05:41 No. 943025 ID: a34b8a
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“McCarthy?!” She loudly interrupts

“You must be Latoy-uhhm…Vermillion’s girl! Last I saw you, you were just a little baby.” she nearly hollers in excitement before regaining her veil of stoicism.

“I didn’t know you were coming here.” She finishes before inquiring about our other questions.

3/7 FUN 2019/08/19(Mon)05:48 No. 943026 ID: a34b8a
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>What’s up with the rats being so aggressive.
>Is this a common occurrence for a safety scout? I had assumed it was like, emt training.
>Are we gonna fight more rat kings?
>So, what are we going to do at safety camp?

“Our job here at the CCPD is to keep the city’s peoples and its properties safe. While that does often include medical aid, it also includes rescue, protection and rehabilitation. But your job as a safety scout is to learn and have fun, you don't need to worry about anything else.”

4/7 FUN 2019/08/19(Mon)05:50 No. 943027 ID: a34b8a
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>Do bad people make the monsters or are they just a force of nature?

“Bad people don’t make monsters, Cerebrum city is a city of unshackled science and [i]unfortunately[i/] accidents often happen. Those rats probably got their disgusting little paws in something dangerous.”

5/7 FUN 2019/08/19(Mon)05:57 No. 943028 ID: a34b8a
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>Why does the CCPD travel around in a Hummer Limo?

“They don’t. This is only reserved for special occasions, or me . Any other work that we do is often accompanied by the appropriate vehicle, be it land air or sea.

6/7 FUN 2019/08/19(Mon)06:07 No. 943030 ID: a34b8a
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A million more questions rattle around in our head but before we have time to ask. The woman's "assistant", nearly shoves us out of the elevator.

"I apologize about the sudden departure,but i'm running a bit late for an important meeting. It was a pleasure meeting you Cadet....Rosie, and Bonnie. I hope you enjoy your stay here with us."

she says struggling to speak through the closing elevator doors before leaving the two of us in an almost silent lobby.

7/7 FUN 2019/08/19(Mon)06:11 No. 943032 ID: a34b8a
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Aside from the snoring from whomever is "manning" the front desk the place seems almost abandoned

"So...Welcome to camp kid." Rose Says cautiously

"It's still a bit early, do you still wanna call your mom? Sleep? or how about Breakfast?"

"Yes."

"Is it morning already? Uh... I want to get this little guy processed. Make sure it's safe to keep him. I don't wanna wake up absorbed or something. Maybe call my mom to let her know I'm okay. Then sleep."

Mom needs to be told I'm not dead because that's apparently a possibility and then I should probably sleep. Long, cold, wet night after all.

>Bad people don’t make monsters
That is the most ridiculous thing I've read this week. Keep yourself alert for more bull.

>What do
Call your mother and ask her why CCPD is so weird.
Then order a fritatta with lots of veggies and a milkshake with fruits. And maybe one fried chicken strip for dessert.

Consume the Breakfast! For it is the most important of all activities!

Inquire about rat food and a leash for our little friend, (Proposed name) Rat-Thoney Bighead.

>>943032
Yes.
To all.
Give food and phone, then direct to bed.

Holy dang, this place is a fortress.

Let's sleep first and then have a rousing breakfast of fruits and pancakes.

>>943049
Thats a cute name and a leash would be good

I think the front desk lady has sleeping covered. Let's call mom.

FUN 2019/08/30(Fri)08:00 No. 943856 ID: 965b25
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Lets call our mom first, she’s probably worried to death about us.

“alright” Rose agrees
“we can use the phone right here, I’m sure sleeping beauty wouldn’t mind.” She says gesturing to the front desk’s phone.

While waiting for the phone to ring we ask Rose about our rat friend Rat-thoney.
“You named it?! (I was kind of hoping you’d forget about it and throw it away or something…)” Rose responds

“You just can’t walk around with that thing on a leash like a dog! Animals aren’t really allowed here, I can get you a cage, and you can keep it in your room or something but you can’t tell ANYONE about this, or we’ll both get into trouble.”

After a handful of slow rings from the phone we’re greeted with a familiar yet stern “HELLO?” immediately after we echo the greeting, the voice on the other end of the phone immediately erupts into a flurry.

“BABY!?! IS THAT YOU?! OH LORD. THANK GOD YOU’RE OKAY! WHAT HAPPENED?! WHERES ROSIE?! WHERE ARE YOU?! I THOUGHT I TOLD HER TO PICK YOU UP!!! THAT STRINGBEANED PEA BRAINED BIMBO! SHE LEFT YOU THERE DIDN’T SHE?! DO I NEED TO COME DOWN THERE AND SNAP SOME WHORE’S SPINES!!! THOSE PUSSY FOOTING WORTHLESS SACKS OF SHIT!! I KNEW THEY COULDN’T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!!! IM GONNA GO DOWN THERE AND RIP THE NAPPY ASS WIGS OUTTA EVERYONE OF THOSE BITCHES SKULLS I’M GOING TO…”

“what’s she saying?” Rose ask

"She's relieved at my safety."

>>943856
"Ya know, fussing over me, worried about my safety, the usual mom thing."

>>943856
"Nothing unusual. Say, you guys have good health insurance, right?"

Your mom's reaction is... weirdly appropriate.

But hang up and let her simmer down, or let Rose take the call.

"Mom, mom! Yes, it's me, I'm fine! Rosie's here, we're at headquarters now. Rosie got attacked by a monster down in the station underground and couldn't contact anyone for help, so that's why she was so late, but it's fine! She made it, eventually!"

"She was worried."

Let her vent for a bit and break in with an "I'm okay." Tell her about the monster attack that Rose was "busying delaying" but she got to you on time to help you stop the attack.

>>943856
"She's glad I'm safe."

Can't even be mad, that's probably how my mom would act in similar situations, too. Good to know she loves you and it was all just unfortunate coincidence.

“I’m fine, I found rose napping nearby and I’ll make sure to whip her into shape don’t you worry. She’ll be a true CCPD ranger by the time I’m done with her!”

>>943856
"Mom. Did you check the caller ID to see where I'm calling from?"

"Don't worry, I'm fine. Rose was late due to having to deal with a situation."

"Also, sorry about the dropped call earlier. My phone exploded because I forgot to take off the AED gauntlet. But the fire did help me set off the water sprinklers, so that's good!"

Give Rose the phone.

>>944109
this one. God, PLEASE this one

After hearing your mom call Rose a whore, ask mom what a "whore" is.

>>944219
OOF. Yeah, this might be a good way to snap her out of her tirade, make her realize just what exactly has been coming out of her mouth and into her daughter's ears.

1/2 FUN 2019/09/05(Thu)17:34 No. 944414 ID: 965b25
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"She's happy i'm safe." we tell Rose waiting for our mom to simmer down a bit.

Seems like she's a bit quieter now maybe we can tell h-

2/2 FUN 2019/09/05(Thu)17:46 No. 944417 ID: 965b25
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"...She's probably little busy..." Rose comments

"We still got time for some food or a nap if you'd prefer."
She adds.

Both options seem enticing we haven't had any sleep all night or a real meal other than our snacks at the station.

Things are starting to look up from the chaos last night. We even got to learn a new word. "whore" we're not entirely sure what it means but mom said it so it's probably a good one!

Despite all these positive things we can't shake the feeling that something is going to disrupt our newfound tranquility.

Oho, why not whore ourselves to some pancakes?

Sleep first, food later.

Drink a supplement milkshake, sleep, then pancakes.

Whore down some pancakes!

Pancakes are best eaten AFTER you wake from sleep.

Sleep first.

>>944417
Get some sleep first. We’re exhausted.

Before we go to bed, though, ask Rose what “Whore” means.

>>944442
Also, love how Mom’s icon is vibrating in rage and motherly concern.

Hey rose, is there some kinda bunker here or nearby?
Just askin for a friend.
You’re that friend.
Get to safety.

>>944417
Oh, boy.
Ok, so, we need a plan to handle mom. The first thing she should see upon arriving is her daughter, so sleep is going to have to wait a bit longer. The priority is calming her down and reassuring her that everything is alright and that she doesn't need to maim or murder anyone on her daughter's behalf.
Rose should be singularly absent when that meeting occurs. She's liable to suffer an ignominious, painful fate otherwise.

That line implies that we do have some time. Being awake and alert is more important than eating a big meal. Ask Rosa where the vending machines are and be prepared to eat and walk as soon as your nap is over with.

>>944417

Power nap, then a wagon fulla pamcakes.

Food first. It's important!

After a night like this, the only thing you should be eating before bed is t̺̙͈̟̼̪͞h҉̘͕̮̪̝̩͜e̟̮͓͖̩͇̮ ̵̳̥̤͇̥̠̤f̰̺̮̜̘͚̙l͓̻̹̺̣̺͘͜e̮̣̝͙̕s͎̮̣̜͡ͅh̴̺̞͖̲͚̰̙̠̀ ̘͉̩̲̮̦̦o͏͇͍̗̦͓̫́f̧̳̬̘ ̢̳̝̥̜̰̣̰̬f̡̺̬̣͍̘̗̕a̕͏̵̠͖̺̖l̸҉̦͓̦̱̩̠̰l̰͈͔͜e̸͏͎̟͙̞͇̣ͅn҉̶̱̦͇ ̦̤̞͡͝a̦͞n̡̻̦̭̖g͓̀͢͜e̴̦̮̟l̡̝̝͟͞s̖̪͡͝


go to bed

1/7 FUN 2019/09/17(Tue)19:36 No. 945279 ID: 469be6
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We tell Rose that a little bit of shut eye would be nice; we can always get something to eat later.
“Right” she agrees
“I’m pooped too…”

Rose leads us down the hall to what seems to be our room.

“Get into your pj’s” she says while reluctantly taking Rat-Thoney away, only to return with a cage soon after.

“Remember our deal right? You don’t let A N Y O N E know about last night or your little pet, and you get to keep him. Just put keep it under your bed or something” She preaches before handing us our rat friend.


“If you need anything my room is directly across the hall…goodnight kiddo’ see you in a couple hours.”

2/7 FUN 2019/09/17(Tue)19:37 No. 945280 ID: 469be6
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WAIT WAIT WAIT!
There’s something we HAVE to know!

What does “w h o r e” mean? We heard our mom say it over the phone when talking about Rose.