Boop the snoot.

>>875645 It will be but a simple boop on its noggin! Do it.

Take a seat, invite the intruder to come out from under the bed.

Also, before we do that: Scan surroundings. Is this the only visible intruder?

feign ignorance, move to far side of furniture, lift cover, examine intruder from back side.

Preempt reclining sexy pose for the best first impression once you lift the bedskirt.

does rabbit wanna fug before bed

Lay in your bed. Call them out once you do.

>>875644
"I am going to bed. If I dutch oven you in the night, then you only have yourself to blame."

Dumb bunny be a scared bunny.

The question is:
A. Scared due to prank?
B. Scared due to Jimmy?
C. Scared due to reverends?

Find out reason first.

Oh for the love of-

Just ignore the fucking bunny. You NEED to rest. Her problems can wait until tomorrow morning.

Kick her out and go to sleep.

No, you don't care about someone wanting to kill her. She fucking deserves it. We're done with her bullshit and just need the rest.

"I'm too tired for this shit. If - if you can stay down there and not so much as squeak throughout the night, you can stay. Otherwise I'll throw you out."

Boop snoot. Tell them you're going to bed. Go to bed.

yall bein rude. Inquire ehat has her spooked. Offer her the inventation to stay here. Then pass the fuck out

>>875658
This

>>875644
Boop snoot.
Say you're going to bed, and they need to be quiet.

Boop snoot and tell her that the opposing side of the bed is more comfortable.

Under no circumstances should you boop the snoot.

You're tired. You want to sleep. If you give her any attention, she will forcibly pull you right into the mire of bullshit you've been trying to escape from. You remember what that's like? You remember your earlier analogy about choking in a room of filth?

Just ignore her and go to sleep. Maybe she'll leave us be in turn.

Kick the snoot.

Or just ignore it I guess. Either way, sleep.

"Why"

Powerbomb the bed.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, I got it. Pretend not to have noticed it, start doing stuff to make it uncomfortable, like farting in its general direction. Or loudly badmouthing Julia. Or other things, taking suggestions.

Initiate prank mode

>>875658
Yeah.

>>875644
Insert penis.

Lick it

Charlemagne 2018/03/28(Wed)13:03 No. 875712 ID: fb2d8a
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You: "Just go to sleep and stay quiet."

Julia:

You: "I don't want to talk to you."

Julia: "You're not still mad, are you?"

You: "Yeah, I mad."

Julia: "I heard you shagging that Chinese lady"

You: "Go back"

Julia: "Isn't she the doctor?"

You: "under the bed"

You're glad you decided against discussing the prank.

Julia: "I found your cardigan in here, so I figured this was-"

You: "falling asleep right now"

Julia:

Julia: "Can I sleep with you?"

OK before the war starts, I would like to suggest one thing: Conditional upon agreeing to anal. It would be the -- shall we say -- "fuck you fuck". It would break the curse of not-anal. And if the condom breaks it's no big deal.

>>875713
Insert penis.

Head to toe, back to back only. Any physical contact, kick to floor. She needs to be put in her place after all the shit she's pulled so far, but unless she has a history of acting with this kind of stuff to manipulate, she's clearly just scared right now and not after anything nefarious.

Possible issues: anyone (read: Marcie) coming to check on Chuck in the morning might get the wrong idea and it will be annoying to have to explain.

>>875713
Go with brain brain. Tell her to fuck off.

I don't think Chuck would ever say no to such a question. Either he's nice and he would help any girl any way he could. Or he's bad and he'll fuck her outright. In either case, the answer is a total yes.

So yes. Of course. Tell her to make herself comfortable.

Don't answer.

If she does, fine. Unless she wakes us, then she's out on her ass.
We gotta pick our battles.

>>875713
brain brain

"look do you even comprehend why I'm so pissed at you? like even before the booby traps and deciet you're out here peddling drugs to suicidally depressed girls and putting people at risk. my dick ain't overcoming that this time, you've got making uo to do."

then give her a purple nurple

>>875713
Tell her it's just sleep, you're exhausted.

>>875713
Don't let yourself get distracted from precious, precious sleep now.

>>875714
This sounds like a plan.

Toss her a pillow. You're going to bed. She can get situated on her own but you would prefer she didn't have an episode of roaming hands.

Don't stick your dick in the bunny. Sleeep.

>>875713
"I'm too tired to care if you crawl into bed, but if you pull anything that might prevent me from passing the fuck out I'm going to throw you out the window with the god damn monsters."

>>875737
"Except anal. I can make time for hate-fucking you right up the ass."

Sure, but you're doing all the work.

Also >>875714

>>875712
Why?

Also Chuck like come on dawg how quick's your refactory period

time for a hate fuck

"Sleep under the bed or on it, I don't give a fuck. Just shut up and don't bother me."

Go with dick brain. At least she'll fall asleep sooner and stop talking.

>>875713
Brain Brain
Remember the Lab.
Remember the drugs.
Remember Jimmy's somewhere in that house.

>>875743
It's still a porn quest, so naturally Chuck has an inhuman refractory period.

>>875748
Remember Rachel too.
No one ever remembers the best girl being hurt.

No. Bad bun. You don't have a water bottle to spray her with or a newspaper to smack her nose, so no dick it'll have to be. If you sleep with her it'll let her justify to herself that she must not be that bad of a person really.

Give her some pillows, but that's it.

In keeping with the Brain Brain
"You can sleep in this room, you can have a couple pillows. You can have a blanket. But you're on the damn floor."

Tell her that if by "with you" she means under the bed, then yes.

Sure, hatefuck her ass.

Fuck the bunny! Tell her it depends. Is she going to keep her hands to herself?

>>875713
Sure, why the fuck not.

Fuck the bunny.

>>875712
"No."

>>875713
Brain brain.

"Stop clinging on me. I'm not your friend anymore. Go back under the bed, shut the fuck up, let me sleep, and be gone by the time I wake up."

Compromise. Tell her she can sleep in this room but you're too mad to interact with her so she needs to stay quiet.

Fine, but we aint banging. Just sleeping, and i swear to god if you shoot up in here then you can go find your own room.

Brain brain.

"Just don't touch me."

lmaoooo!

Go with brain brain.

Lift blanket invitingly. Or don't.
Either case, before she starts talking again, tell her we'll talk about whatever it is tomorrow. Sleep now, in or under the bed.

It's brain brain time. All this character development cannot go to waste.

We don't insert dick into people we don't like and we're currently pretty mad at her.
Sh can stay, but we keep the bed.

Oooooh, Julia
I completely forgot about her

Go for platonic cuddles

Brain brain character development time. Invite Jimmy for a gangbang later.

>>875714
Anal always.

>>875803
This, sort of. If she won't shut up, make Jimmy your first go-to threat. It should give you some peace.

I don't see why brain-brain and dick-brain are at odds here.

Hatefucking is a thing. Take out that pent up frustration with a few "love" bites, some hair pulling, rough ass slapping, and a new white paintjob for her insides.

Counterpoints: junkie, STDs.

>>875802
>platonic cuddles
When has that ever worked in the history of ever?
Tell this scaly bitch to go that way immediately

>>875883
>Hatefucking is a thing.
Hatefucking is still a reward. The last thing we want is to reward her for her behavior.

insert boner in julia

My bet is on her meaning she wants to sleep in your bed tonight with you because she's scared of something, not that she wants to bang.

We've heard her talk before, I don't think she'd tiptoe around something like that. If she wanted sex, she'd be more likely to ask if you want to screw around, not if you she can sleep with you.

Go to sleep, tomorrows a big day, you'll need your rest

>>875887
When King David was really old they hired a woman to keep him warm at night, they did not have any marital type relations

>>875713
go dick go!

drag her into bed for aggressive, selfish angry-sex

i mean you haven't been given any other option

Brain brain, go to bed, sleep again for another day.

I'm flattered that you think that I can go again right after "shagging the chinese lady" but I'm all tapped out for the night and need to go into rest mode. Stress relieving services will be available again tomorrow after breakfast.

Hooray for sex brain!

(Angrily chatty sex brain.)

brain brain has to take priority for once

Angerfucking and passing out sounds like a good plan

>>875714
This

Please choose brain brain. Dear god.

Allow her access to mattress but wrap self completely in blanket. There must be a spare one in one of these cupboards, right?

no

>>876272
This

ask her what the heck she was doing hiding under your bed.

Brain Brain: Talk about your problems with your old friend

>let bun in bed
>wrap bun in burrito
>go to sleep

Put pillow between her and you

You can do all the bunny burrito and pillow wall shit after you get rough with her. Hump her so hard it makes a rabbit blush.

Nope.

NO, absolutely, positively not.
Do not give her the validation.

Fuck it, this could be the last night we're alive. Why not end it with a bang?

>>878225
We already did!

>>878234
And we actually liked that person!

>>878237
If something's worth doing it's worth overdoing!

>>878243
No, it is not.

Discussion thread if you want to argue about it.

I don't see the point of this argument.
Even if we don't fuck her, we'll just wake up with her sucking Chucks dick.

This house is infested, after all.

>>878284
Because that's rape and then she doesn't have a chance at forgiveness? This argument is important whether or not she decides to fuck things up.

>>878290
She's pretty much lost that chance as it is.

>>878290
That didn't stop Dog Mom or Dog Girl.

>>878440
Yeah but we didn't tell them no and then they did it anyway. If we tell Julia no, then it's that situation. Which is explicitly nonconsensual, which should be obvious.

I know the updates aren't coming a mile a minute, but please take it to the disthread.

dick her

I forget if I voted or not but yes, plow the rabbit hard enough that she has no energy to cause trouble

Hey Chuck, remember - if it weren't for one guy's illegal booze, this rabbit's actions could easily have led to Ramona's painful death by withdrawal symptoms.

>>878581
Ditto.

Analize the troublemaker until she's too tuckered out to cause problems.

>>878592
Same for dogdaughter. Consequentialism doesn't work here.

>>878595
Difference is that dogdaughter cared, apologised, and was seriously frightened for the consequences of her mistake. Bunnybitch doesn't give a fuck.

>>878611
So, are you judging them by the consequences of their actions, or by their intent?
Neither intended for their actions to cause harm, yet both did.
In fact, of the two dogdaughter's was the most direct cause of harm. Bunnyfriend's actions simply worsened the damage directly caused by dogdaughter.

I think you mean to say that bunnyfriend's actions were more irresponsible, even if they ultimately caused less harm.

>>878632
>So, are you judging them by the consequences of their actions, or by their intent?
Neither, really. I'm judging them by their willingness to own up and take personal responsibility.

Sally may have caused more harm, in the grand scheme of things, but she did what she did entirely out of love to someone else, and wishing better health and wellbeing for them. When showed how misguided this was, she instantly apologised, fully accepted guilt for what she did, and was ready to make things right. Julia by contrast may not have necessarily meant to do harm to anyone, but it's clear that she didn't mean any good to anyone either, or if she did, then it was in her own toxic and escapistic way. So far she hasn't done anything to claim responsibility - all we've gotten from her is accusations, shifting blame, and trying to change subject to our love lives.

It's painfully clear that Julia has zero consideration to other people, and even less realization that she might have done something wrong at some point in her life. She's neither apologising nor trying to turn her trainwreck of a life around in any way. Like I said before, she doesn't give a fuck, and so long as this continues to be the case she earns absolutely no sympathy from my end.

Assuming she doesn't want to talk and just wants some company, she can sleep in the bed but she may be big spoon at most, "no bunny fusiness".

If she asks why just say you are dead tired and concerned about the situation everyone is in.

Telling her she has to leave might make her act strangely later. She's unpredictable and seems a bit on the selfish side.

Thinking of it...
Bunnygirl was a shithead but no more a shithead than early-thread Chuck.

Though her actions where short-sighted, selfish, and life-threatening, she also didn't understand the world of Coxwette. To her she was still living in the same shitty world she always had been, just doing what she always did. The same world that Chuck was fleeing post bank-robbery.

Sure she seems to have manipulated Chuck in the past, but she has no power here. Chuck has friends, report, and knowledge here. He has a network of support, unique skills, and a decent amount of soft power. Julia is cowering under a fucking bed.

Fuck her or cuddle, it doesn't matter but we really shouldn't be pushing her away at this point. Doing so will only invite the same behavior we so detest.
People generally resort to crime when they feel desperate, and there's no better way to make someone feel desperate than to throw them somewhere dangerous and unknown alone.

Nothing like a little hard fuckin' to relieve some stress and punish a naughty bunny

For fuck's sake do not bone the trashperson that is the rabbit.

No boning the rabbit. Brain brain reigns.

>>878711
We had this conversation back when she showed up. Julia really is a whole lot worse Chuck's ever been, and we have yet zero evidence that any of this has changed.

>>879509
Ok. Even so, is the best course of action to ignore and/or avoid her completely?

In normal, everyday logic sure. That is probably the best option but were all locked in a single house in a small town.
The Julia issue isn't going to disappear if we just stop looking at it. It'll fester like a dirty wound until it cripples us and forces us to take action. Getting closer to her will give us the ability to mend that wound.

I'm no fan of Julia, I'm not personally on the fuck her train. But it would be a better option than shunning her completely. In that vein, it's something I can get behind.

If you're not willing to do it with her, then just default to what someone else said and allow her in the bed with strong restrictions. If she tries to get fresh with us she gets punted out.

Humping her seems like it might cause shit with Jimmy, which is a bad idea given that everyone's cooped up under one roof. Leave the bunny unfucked.

fuck the bunny

Allow into bed but nothing more. These circumstances demand the usage of Brain Brain.

Charlemagne 2018/04/21(Sat)10:58 No. 879802 ID: 9c3230
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You grab the opposite pillow and thrust it toward Julia's face.

You: "You can sleep on the bed"

You: "but no funny business."

You: "And don't wake me up."

She nods.

Julia: "Right. Of course."

Charlemagne 2018/04/21(Sat)10:58 No. 879803 ID: 9c3230
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It's probably about 1AM now. Julia's still awake, tossing around. You can hear her teeth chattering and feel her body shivering. You're too tired to raise a fuss about it, so you just roll over.

Charlemagne 2018/04/21(Sat)10:58 No. 879804 ID: 9c3230
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When the alarm clock rings and you finally sit up, you see that Julia has since left the room. Today should be busy, but you're still going to have to decide what you'd like to do.

What you'd like to do is Sophie.
What you have to do is coordinate defenses and a counterattack with Susanna, Layla and Ramona.

What you're going to do is Layla.

>>879808
doing Layla seems a top option, you maybe can even get a few words in about defenses

I'd check on Susanna to see if she's ok.

>>879804
Give Susanna a look to make sure she's doing all right. If she is, and you're not needed, having a word with Layla sounds good.

Check to see if marcie is healing alright

I could stand to be refreshed about the status of the basement.
What alls down there, and can we get to the catacombs through it?

Lets just be proactive, and bother folks who seem to need help, not the ones doing their own thing.

Do a turn around the manor, check on everyone, check if everyone is still there.

>>879803
>shivers
She's got withdrawl, maybe?

Go talk to Susanna.

Charlemagne 2018/04/21(Sat)19:17 No. 879885 ID: 9c3230
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You shower off and go to Susanna's room to check on her. The last you saw, she was pretty beat up. You knock, and she invites you in, which you're not used to. The modest bedroom is a step down not only from her office, but the lavish quarters she occupied there before.

You: "You're looking a lot better."

You: "How did you...?"

Susanna: "It does not take me long to heal from wounds like that. It's just painful."

You: "I was a little worried, but I owe you one. I guess the whole town does."

Susanna: "For what?"

She sighs.

Charlemagne 2018/04/21(Sat)19:18 No. 879886 ID: 9c3230
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Susanna: "I saved some people last night, but they are only trapped in this place because of me."

Susanna: "They'll probably never leave. Because of me."

Susanna: "Soon the food will be gone. I will have to watch these people I love slowly descend into madness."

Susanna: "This will be the end of Coxwette. And it's all my fault."

Charlemagne 2018/04/21(Sat)19:18 No. 879887 ID: 9c3230
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Susanna:

Susanna: "Chuck?"

I'm glad you're back to normal... Chuck. And you too, Susanna.
Let's move this interrogation to the bed.

"Nice ass"

There are way better things we could be doing instead of moping around and being depressed.

If we're doomed anyway, we might as well try any crazy idea to fix things that we can think of! And boy howdy do we have some crazy ideas.

We'll start with the sexy ones.

Ok guys.
Remember.
This time SEX FIRST
QUESTIONS LATER.
Capiche?

Explain as you nibble her butt that the house still has the ward or whatever that keeps the bastards out, and you'd bet all of the money it's in the safe behind that painting. You also don't doubt a sorceress with her talents could re-purpose it to work as the ward over the entire town did. It'll take some doing, but all is not lost. Dismiss all further concerns orally, but non verbally.

>>879904
No, no, no. Just let Chuck do his damn thing, Susanna needs stress relief. You can talk later.

Yes. An orgasm or three will cheer her up. See if you can knock her up. It'll be good science.

"There's a problem with this ass. It doesn't have a cock in it."

Proceed to give pep talk while eating ass, later making love. Ask no questions - just focus on cheering her up.

>>879904
I mean, she has Chuck on the case, it's basically already solved.

"I missed you"

>>879904
>wordswordswords
no

dick only

>>879900
This is a good Suggestion, I'll second this.

>>879922
Snanal time

>>879888
"You know what's mad? These CHEEKS"

>Soon the food will be gone.
Surrounding farmlands, infinite expanse of wilderness beyond that? There's gotta be some way to distract and/or immobilize the reverends long enough for basic hunter-gatherer work.

>>879888
it is time to raspberry that ass

Give her the best fucking rimming of her life.
She deserves it.

Show your appreciation.

Mrph mrph mrphrph mrph

Translation: Could you repeat that?

There's an easy way for her to make it up to you.

How?

Anal, basically.

Charlemagne 2018/04/22(Sun)09:54 No. 879984 ID: 9c3230
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Susanna: "I suppose... in a way, this is the closest Nelson's dream has ever come to being realized."

Susanna: "If only the circumstances were more ideal."

You: "Mmhm."

Susanna: "I don't know what to do. I still feel responsible for solving all of this."

You: "Mhm."

Charlemagne 2018/04/22(Sun)09:54 No. 879985 ID: 9c3230
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Susanna: "Nelson never told me all of the details about his spell."

Susanna: "It sure is hard being surrounded by all of his old things here"

You: "Mmhm."

Susanna: "What do you think? I'm not used to asking other people for help. It's just been me and me alone for longer than I can remember."

Susanna: "Now that I'm one of the people trapped here, it's like Ramona is the one with all of the power, and I can't see her every doing anything-"

Charlemagne 2018/04/22(Sun)09:54 No. 879986 ID: 9c3230
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Susanna: "Oooo"

Susanna: "Maybe-"

Susanna: "Maybe I don't need to do anything."

Susanna: "Aahh... ah"

Susanna: "This is all we need here. We're all living together, safe from the reverends"

Susanna: "As long as we have some food, we can live here eternally"

Susanna: "and finally realize Nelson's grand plan."

Susanna:

Susanna: "Yes, that's it."

Susanna: "Our story well never need to end."

Yeah Chuck! Just keep doing that.

Wait, what?

But that's boring. The Climax and resolution of a story is always the most satisfying. That feeling of blissful release it's something anyone and everyone can appreciate.

Keep work'n it Chuck. I suddenly get the feeling that obtaining snanal is very plot relevant in a cosmic sort of way.

Just let her keep thinking. Move from eating her ass to grinding against it. Massage her with your hands as you do to make sure those thinking juices keep flowing.

Push your tongue deeper in there. It seems she's not feeling it well enough.

Chuck your Chuck into the snanus.

put dick in snanus

Ask her what she is in the mood for first!

What food could you even have? The only thing I can think of is since Susanna doesn't need to eat and is able to heal her wounds, you could keep chopping off little bits of her tail or something and eat that. That's pretty gross, though.

Get up and start going at her with your dick, that'll free your mouth to talk. Not too much. Just say since everything's basically out already, she might as well talk to everyone, full disclosure on everything, and see what people think. Someone might come up with something, and it'd be good to know their feelings. Clear the air.

As for stories not needing an ending... tell her you're telling a nice little story with her butt, but you bet she'd like an ending some time, right?

>>879986
That's stupid.
What people need is freedom. To grow old and die, and see new places.
Susanna, Rita wants to go out and see the world. Who's to say there aren't others?
And just like the town's safety, this place isn't GOING to last forever. Something will happen, something will make it break.

What if someone ELSE pops off the train onto Coxwette?

We gotta do something. You know... like after I do you. Get those neurons firing... and maybe see a new vision like what happened LAST time we had sex.

Much as I'd like this never ending, people are going to start going stir crazy. You've got more access to Nelsons' stuff now right? Now you can figure out exactly what he's done.

Now see if you can't get her to talk about all she needs, with some feeling.

Ahahahaha...NO!

That would mean we fear them.
That would be their victory
But this town is ours.
It's our dream.
Our haven.
Those old nightmares will learn to yield and fuck off.
We are at home.

Pop in briefly.
Maybe, but people at least the choice to leave. If this situation can't be solved proper, then we need to find a workaround before people start resenting this place.

AAAnnd dive back in.

>>879986
Rita wants to leave. We need to find out how, so that people have that option if they want it.

>>879986
Come up for air.

"Hey! Harold Pal! We need to talk!"

I don't even think she believes this. A little bit of escapism before actually addressing the problems couldn't hurt.

Just keep eating her up. Let her work it out herself.

So this is why she abstained all those years, she can get quite distracted when she indulges.
Finish your business before moving on to other business, but when she's satisfied:

We can't reach the train station for food like this, I'm afraid. If you want to continue living in paradise, we have to kick the reverends out first.
"Can you help Ramona and me- or just me- go through his stuff for more clues?"

The reverends are too smart for that. They figured out how to break the seal on your building, and they'll find a way to smash this one too.

We do have a while before they figure it out, but we certainly don't have forever.

>>879986
Don't get carried away now, Snayor. Problem solving comes later.

No words. Replace tongue with dick. Work the snanus. That simple. Words can come after you both come.

Let's take care of the lovin' first. Then we can sit down and do some thinkin'.

dont give in to despair, ya know? You gotta hope to get out of here, and without hope, what do you have left? I don't think staying here is an option.

Snayor is going crazy. Fuck the crazy out of her.

Since Snayor is magic lady, amybe she could help with an indoor mystery like the ghost haunting the place. At the very least, we get someone out, even if that person
is a ghost

You gotta stick it waaaaay up her butt

Learn from your mistakes, Chuck-boy. First priority is booty. You can deal with her imminent decent into madness later.

Keep eating ass, but you could voice out a skeptical "Mmmm?" or something to let her know she's losing you.

You realize if we can't go outside and get more food, that we're going to run out of it eventually.

Stick your dick in her pussy and cum inside. She probably can use her magic as birth control.

Take off your belt, wrap it around her neck and pull as hard as you can. She's clearly going insane.

>>881692
she cant get preggo if I remember correctly.

Tell her she's right, she doesn't have to do anything. Because she has amazing abilities, but she's not the only one here. You might not be super powerful, but you saved Marcie's life just by calming her down and carrying her to safety. You saved Rita with your back, by taking three holes in it, and you saved Rachel with your weak little tummy, by shrugging off a nasty scrape when the razor wire cut through the blanket. And you're not the only one who's been saving people. Ramona's got the whole house protected somehow. Sophie's been patching people up, and Davey saved Ramona just by sharing his booze.

Things aren't okay. Things were never really okay. People were going crazy trapped in this little town, eternally. That ship in the bottle should've lasted forever, but it didn't, and neither will the Plath household.

But Susanna doesn't have to do anything, because there are people she can rely on, people who would genuinely like her, if she'd just stop trying to be an unassailable pillar and let them into her heart. You all have to do something, but Susanna's not the only one to share that burden, and Susanna's not always the one who'll have what it takes to save the day. She doesn't have Ramona's house. She wasn't pulling Marcie out of the freezer. Without weak little chumps like you, Susanna would still be out there fighting those things. Without all the ordinary people in Coxwette, Susanna would have nobody to fight for. She's got amazing abilities, and she can help so much, but sometimes she has to take a break and let someone else save the day, because there are things even she's not capable of doing. In particular, she hasn't got a dick with which to satisfy all the eligible females and homosexually inclined males in town, no matter how badass she is fighting reverends stark naked.

Say all this without removing your face from her ass, of course. Be sure to articulate your tongue, and use lots of pronounced lip movements.

She hasn't got a dick, right?

>>879986
"The reverends got through arbitrary barriers before, wouldn't be too long before they figured the house out too I'm sure.

Everything needs an end."

Punctuate that last bit by plunging her into the O-zone

Sadly, unlike you, we in the mortal coil don't have forever.

>>882892
naw like, we sorta do if that really is the plan. It's been addressed. Her magic keeping town and its folk static and untethered from time is one of the things that's making the place strange.

>>882947
It's not her magic. It's Nelson Plath's magic.

Inject baby gravy in her pussy.

Fuck her in the butt.

Sounds good, Chuck, you get to eat pussy for eternity.

Charlemagne 2018/05/13(Sun)23:32 No. 884231 ID: 9c3230
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You: "That's pretty messed up, actually."

Susanna: "What do you mean?"

You: "What if someone wants to leave?"

Susanna: "Who would want to leave? Do you realize what we have now?"

Susanna: "Eternity, and people to spend it with!"

You: "Rita wants to leave."

Susanna:

You: "And..."

You: "Me."

Charlemagne 2018/05/13(Sun)23:33 No. 884232 ID: 9c3230
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You gaze past her butt and see her looking back at you. It is oddly harrowing.

Susanna: "You?"

You: "I had a life before I came here."

You: "It wasn't much, but-"

Susanna: "That's why you're here."

Susanna: "To get away from that."

Susanna: "Now you can. We just have to find a solution to the Reverend problem."

You: "Like what?"

Susanna: "I'll think of something."

You:

Susanna's face become more worried.

Susanna: "I will."

You: "Get ready to explain that to the others, then."

Susanna: "It was never supposed to be like this. He wanted a place for people to live and be happy forever. You really don't understand."

Susanna: "Everyone was so cruel to us back then. They called us witches and wanted to kill us."

Susanna: "He just wanted a place to be safe."

She puts her head into the pillow.

Susanna: "It was never supposed to be this difficult."

>>884232
"That's showbiz, baby!"

Chuck how many more friends do you have who aren't now in the town, anyway?

All this talking is getting awkward. Slap dat ass.

>It was never supposed to be this difficult.
Congratulations, Ms. Mayor, you've discovered the difference between philosophy and engineering. Do you want your work to be easy, or do you want it to achieve lasting positive results?

Stooooopp da talk!

>>884232
"times have changed. people are still cruel sometimes, yeah, but in more oblique ways. livable cruelty."

I can see it going one of two ways.

Charlemagne stops eating ass, gets up and sits by her head, looks down at her, and sighs. He puts his hand on her head and tells her that almost nothing does go according to plan, and the important thing is to roll with the punches, so to speak.
Or
Charlemagne doubles down and eats her ass until she can't worry about her problems.

A group of people you can be happy with aren't all going to be the same. People who aren't the same aren't going to want the same things. And some of the things some people want aren't things they can find here.

It's a sweet idea, but despite all the "forever" it's not sustainable.

>>884232
"Susanna, darling. No plan survives first contact with the enemy. Moreso if that enemy is a bunch of hate fueled puritanical wood ghosts." Now stop indulging your rampant sex addiction chuck, you've got shit to do.

Best way to comfort the snake is to stick it in the snake booty.

Well of course it's not supposed to be like this, but it is. And even if the evil priest situation is handled, you can't go back to an eternity where nothing new can happen. Not now that there's an awareness of it, and you're not rewriting people again. Eternity has to be a choice or it's hell.

Say, "Well, let's not make this difficult, too," and finish what you're doing properly. Get some fingerwork in there. Talk when you're doing something that frees up your mouth more.

Ask if she's finished, and I don't mean talking.

Dang it, there is a time for eating ass and a time for conversation STOP MIXING THE TWO!!

>>884304
That is the talk of a weak ass-eater.

>>884232
Life is difficult, can't escape that ever until you die.

"This place was designed to take in broken people and turn them into background characters for a utopia of two. They all deserve better. You do, too."

>>884323
holy -fuck- if that isn't a line

continue eating ass but save this for the afterglow

>>884244
I say go for both of these. Reassure her and give her a lil kiss on the snoot, and then give her an ass eating she won't soon forget

>>884323
God damn, this.
Don't you think we deserve a choice of our own?

>>884304
Exactly! So shut your fucking mouth and put that tongue to a better use.

>>884304
Exactly! So shut your fucking mouth and put that tongue to a better use.

What's the point of having a safe place if it's a gilded cage? Sure, things can be awful out there, but they can always change. You can't spend your whole life doing the same thing in the same place with the same people. I mean, yes, you can, but you have to have a choice, at least.

Chuck, you lying piece of shit, there's no life you want to go back to. You want to move on to bigger and better things.

Speaking of bigger and better things, put your PENIS in her.

>>884659
Honestly last we checked he seemed willing to settle down. Happy to, even. If the priests never existed he might have by now.

We don't necessarily have to be able to go back to the normal world. Being able to explore more of... whatever world Coxwette exists in would be enough to make this place not feel like a prison.

Ask her if she ever played the Japanese VR game, Caligula.

Stick it in her Chuck and cum in her pussy. Maybe your swimmers can find her egg and knock her up.

>>885560
Impossible. Her abdomen is half gone, she's never going to get pregnant. It was probably impossible even before she got that wound since she's some kind of weird forest witch/dryad creature.

I see an ass without a dick in it, and a dick without an ass around it. This is an easily solvable problem.

Stick it in her pussy!

>>885582
We don't know that as it was never confirmed in comic if thats true.

>>885890
Well we know she's got a giant hole in her belly. The dryad/witch thing is confirmed too. So I don't know why you think "it was never confirmed".

>>885892
speaking of hole in her belly, we should stick our dick in it, not a lot of opportunities to fuck non-standard holes without being an amoral monster, might as well make the most of it.

>>885994
She doesn't have a hole in her stomach anymore, it healed up and it's just a large scar now.

>>886467
Right, right, but if we opened up the scar...

>>886472
Dude, there's no way in hell that guro stuff is happening. Just drop it.

>>886518
Ignore them. They only give a shit about boning everything and outvoting any suggestions about not-boning everything.

Here I figured they were just trolls.

>>886568
Same thing at this point.

>>885892
Didn't she say that she has no idea what she is or where she came from? Also, when the hell was it ever confirmed that she was a dryad?

>>886553
To be fair we are in the middle of a sex right now.

>>886596
This is a sex/planning session and you know it.

>>884232
just eat ass

>>886695
Agreed. There is also a matter of snanal which is probably critical to our mission somehow. Banging Susanna provided answers last time, after all. Perhaps a different point of entry will provide a different perspective.

Also conversation while performing oral sex of any kind is extremely counter-productive, as it interferes with both conversation and arousal (unless one of the people has a conversation-during-oral-fetish).

"Let me show you just how good a little bit of the 'outside' can be.... from the inside of your ass" in other words: "mmmmpf mf mmmph lph lmphphp plplplp pmphmp"

Cum inside her pussy.

give the snayor snanal.

talk about just how the heck all this coxmagic works after you clap those cheeks.

>>890310
I second it!

Charlemagne 2018/09/16(Sun)22:24 No. 902037 ID: 9c3230
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You have so many questions.





This place has made you neurotic and thoughtful, two things you’ve never been. It seems like such a long time since you arrived, making these habits feel old and rigid and matted with learned fear. You and the mayor have rolled around on the mattress for a while now. It has been exhausting in a relaxing way.

You hold your questions and relax your jaw. It’s time for this now. You yearn to reduce yourself to your basest impulses for a time as thinking and worrying have made your brain hot. You love to hear her sigh and feel her relax in your embrace.





You’ve always thought that eating ass was the most romantic thing you could do. You’re not getting anything out of this besides knowing that she is, but that alone is enough to turn you on. It is frank and unpretentious and unmentionable. You’ve arrived at a state of simple sensation, free of worries for a little while.

Charlemagne 2018/09/16(Sun)22:24 No. 902038 ID: 9c3230
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Susanna left the conversation on a sour note, but the two of you have made up for it with an abundance of giggles. The vindictive origin of your hunt for snanal seems so long ago. It doesn’t matter anymore. This isn’t vindication. It’s sweet and it’s warm.





Susanna: “I thought you’d be rougher.”

You: “Me too.”

Susanna: “What were we talking about…?”

You: “Anal, I think.”

Susanna: “No, that’s… ooo…”

Susanna: “You are an awful pest.”

Charlemagne 2018/09/16(Sun)22:25 No. 902039 ID: 9c3230
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You: “You didn’t look in my eyes this time.”

Susanna: “Do you want me to?”

Susanna: “I want to.”

You: “No. Not really.”

Susanna’s voice trails off a bit as if she is falling into a comfortable sleep.

Susanna: “Aww, why not?”

You: “It’s too intense.”

She giggles. You weren’t joking, but she giggles. You squeeze her hand for a second, and the end of her tail slaps lightly against the floor. She’s chill. She’s not so bad. More time passes just listening to your own breath.

Susanna:

Susanna: “Are they happy?”

You sit up just enough to look over at her.

Susanna: “Are, are they… are they happy, Chuck?”

You: “Who?”

Susanna: “The people of… Coxwette, are they happy?”

Content, perhaps. There's too little freedom for them to find true happiness.

On the whole, I'm afraid you've got a lot more sad than happy people. For the most part, those are the people that want to move on.
However, it might be easier to find a way to make this a place they want to be than to find a way to go elsewhere. After all, not everyone wants to leave.

>>902039
Ok let's assume she means before the reverends started showing up in broad daylight.
Sally: yeah, seemed like it.
Ramona: not really.
Naz: I think you made her happy.
Selma: probably?
Marcie: yes.
Penny: yes.
Lisa: Susanna would know better than you.
Rachel: dunno, kinda maybe?
Rita: not really, she wanted to leave.
Geoff: hard to say, since he's pining after Lisa.
Angela: seemed like it.
Ellen: helllll no
Layla: dunno
Sophie: yep!

So on average yes? Now that the reverends are here, nope. Everyone's scared and/or stressed out.

>>902039
"Most of 'em are.
The rest? Mostly people feeling trapped, or haunted by their own demons.
Nothing unsolvable, once they aren't being haunted by your demons, anyway."

Well I’m happier here than i was out there, but I don’t think I could stay here forever or at least not all the time. As for everyone else, it seems more or less split down the middle.
Some are doing great and love it here but others just can’t stand just being in this little town forever.

Yes and no. Some are. Some aren't. Some are content and some are feeling trapped. They're people, so they don't all want the same things, and they won't all be happy with those things.

You did an amazing job with this town. I think it made a bunch of people happy for a long time. Even if it couldn't last, I'm glad to have come here.

Marcie is happy. Because of course she is.
Penny and Sophie seem content enough.

Everyone else seems to be somewhere between terribly bored to mildly tormented.

Unless demons start running amok, days in Coxwette all seem to run together.
It's like there's no future here, only a never-ending present.

We need a goal. Something to look forward to, something to keep us going.

>>902039
some of them are happy, you think. but is it worth the price of freedom? you're used to being the master of your own fate, and while things are pretty cozy now, eventually you're going to want to move on to new things. it's just in your nature, you're a ramblin' cat.

besides, how much longer can that happiness last, with the reverends in the picture and getting bolder and bolder?

>>902039
Lisa is in a position where she is frequently disrespected
If Geoff's gay, he's been haunted by the reverends ever since he even slightly entertained it and got stabbed for it
Rita is an explorer trapped in this town
Too many young adults like Sally and Naz have great potential squandered in a tiny space, can't even go to college.
Sophie can't access modern medicine, and if she did Ramona might have had a chance to live. Sophie doesn't even know what a morning after pill is.

Some of them. I think for the people who find this place it's a refuge from the world and it's harshness and the mistakes we all made there. When you start here, when this is where your life begins? It's just a prison. No chance to find out who you are or decide if this place is your brand of heaven.

Charlemagne 2018/09/17(Mon)22:33 No. 902160 ID: 9c3230
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You: “A few of them are.”

Susanna: “Which ones?”

Susanna: “I don’t think they’ve told me how they feel.”

You: “Well, I guess…”

You: “Marcie, Sally, Naz, maybe a few others.”

You: “But”

Susanna: “What?”

You: “They’d be better off if they could leave.”

Susanna: “Did they say that?”

You: “Rita was pretty loud and clear about it.”

You: “Being trapped here is hell.”

Charlemagne 2018/09/17(Mon)22:34 No. 902161 ID: 9c3230
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Susanna groans and curls up.

Susanna: “This was never Nelson’s vision.”

Susanna: “It was supposed to be paradise.”

Susanna: “We…”

Charlemagne 2018/09/17(Mon)22:34 No. 902162 ID: 9c3230
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Susanna: “need to do something”

>>902162

We need to settle what's down that well, Susanna.

What can be done?
The town is locked outside of time and space, and there exists no means of undoing it without causing harm.
Erasing peoples' memories isn't a sustainable long-term plan. You'd have to tamper with their very personalities to make them compliant, but then they wouldn't be themselves anymore.
The reverends will never stop, never surrender, and never show mercy. They're vengeful, undead fiends driven by perverse religious fanaticism.
It seems like a closed loop of doom unless Susanna has some idea.

We need to bust down those catacombs to bust a cap in those reverends for good. Would Susanna be willing to join that expedition?

We have the advantage in numbers, but it's just not enough.
I need to impregnate everyone in this house. thereby accumulating enough sin to shut the monsters down for good, and enough population to save the town.

It'll probably work, maybe.

>>902162
You did a better job than just about anyone would have. But it's time to move forward. We need to get into that well and we need to get past that barrier.

susanna?

what's down in the catacombs?

Can't be a paradise if you can't leave.

What's in the catacombs?

>>902162
Alright, let's talk about the catacombs.

It was a paradise, until the reverends happened. What we need to do is find a way to get rid of them. Release the spell placed on their souls. This house contains some of Nelson's books. We should bring some of them to Susanna.

And yeah, the catacombs need to be discussed. Tho it's possible Susanna doesn't know what's down there either, as she said before, it's just screams. Either the screams or the Plath sigil preventing her from going down there.

Geeze chuck, put your arms around her and hold her close for a while.

What if it leads to an even better paradise?

Charlemagne 2018/09/25(Tue)23:01 No. 903294 ID: 9c3230
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You finish getting dressed.

You: “I know. It’s really hard to think of this place as paradise.”

You: “What’s in the catacombs, Susanna?”

Susanna: “I don’t know.”

You: “Don’t start stonewalling again.”

Susanna: “I’m serious.”

Susanna: “I’ve always been too afraid to go down there myself. I doubt I could even enter.”

Susanna: “As far as I know, it’s just a bunch of Plath ashes.”

You: “Is that why you wanted to cover it so badly?”

Susanna moves her hair out of her face.

Susanna: “Screams.”

You: “What does that mean? Rachel said that in her note.”

Susanna: “There are screams coming from there. Screams of suffering that sound like the people.”

You: “The… people.”

Susanna: “The people of Coxwette.”

Susanna: “I want it to stop. Every day, every night. Plugging it up barely helped.”

The old house creaks, and the both of you look up.

Susanna: “I am afraid of what you will do if you go down there.”

Susanna:

Susanna: “But I’m not in power anymore.”

Susanna stands up and walks to her washroom, leaving you alone at the door frame. It is mid-morning, and the house is alive with its many guests. You could go see just about any one of them.

Time to assemble a party and go do some cursebusting! Find out who's interested.

Your catacomb delving party's going to need some muscle. See if either Layla or Donna's interested.

Now that we've wasted energy and time banging someone, let's make sure that no one in the house has killed anyone else just yet.

I mean it, just do a quick sweep of the house and verify that no one's dead.

Visit Ramona and get her to work with Susanna to solve the issue of the reverends. I'm sure they can come up with something if they poll their hot waifu- I mean, the knowledge of Nelson Plath.

>>903350
I mean, there is a very real chance our former buddies are going to kill each other and possibly cause some serious collateral damage. We should probably nip that in the bud before moving forward with saving everyone.

I don't even remember what we were doing. Wasn't there some kind of party being planned?

Maybe check on Ellen and them?

We'll need Sally to open the door and Rachel for muscle. Go talk to them and see if they are willing to come. Layla's arm was ripped open during her defending of the town so she might be in need of rest.

Fuck everything. Get a sledgehammer and go out there. Go to the library, figure out where the hidden entrance is, and knock the fucking wall down. You could stay here forever and fuck your harem of women but you've already decided that's not your paradise, so it's time to find out the truth and maybe how to break the cycle.

Susanna is way more reasonable than i thought she'd be. she is ruled by fear.

Explore. See who you run into.

>>903526
A great answer as well.

Chapter 12 is inaccessible if I click it