Just say "hello, may I speak to you?"

Not 'hello dad', not "yo pops", not "oh why did didn't you ever come see me whyyyy?"

Just a simple 'hello...

And yes. He's a man.
Behind every story, hero, villain, sidekick, monster, thats.. all there is.

A man, writing.

Just a "Hello i'm Tura... Koz's daughter" should be enough.

If he doesn't remember you can be more specific. "From 20 years ago, in that cave with that big cockroach monaster".

>>98024

Supporting this. While taking off hood, smile at daddy.

As well, ask our dear brother to step out since our village sent us here to discuss a secret matter that the leaders of the village think only few should hear.

>>98024
Yeah, this.

>>98024
I support this.

>>98024
>why didn't I think of this dammit

I support this. It lets him know everything he needs to know, while sounding perfectly normal.

I AM TURA! ONE SUAVE MOTHER'S DAUGHTER! HELLO FATHER!

>>98053
Do it. Seconded. This. etc.

Tura 2009/12/25(Fri)18:34 No. 98163 ID: 4ce1b0
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"H-hello, I'm Tura."

"Hello, Tura. I didn't think I did anything important enough during my expeditions to warrant a visit, especially after so long, but this is a pleasant surprise."

"Well, I- ah... I'm Koz's daughter."

>>98163
Fairly direct, best you can do. Await reaction.

Stand proud, you're totally awesome and you know it. Tell him with your body language! Tell him how awesome you are!

>>98163
Sounds good, lets see how he reacts.

>>98163
"She misses you."

Lets see if he reacts.

Shake his hand. Lets be polite.

>>98169
This sounds appropriate.

Tura 2009/12/25(Fri)18:46 No. 98171 ID: 4ce1b0
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...

>>98171
Cry loudly and proudly~

Get your hood up so you can dramatically lower it.

Delicious awkward silence.

"May I speak with you alone, please?"

>>98171
You have some questions to ask, and you just wanted to see him.

>>98172
Nah we gotta play this cool.

>>98171
Rage.
"KOZ!THE GOBLIN YOU FUCKED, SLEPT WITH, PORKED, BOINKED, AND HAD INTERCOURSE WITH!"

NOW say she misses you.

Shake his hand!

>>98177
His face says he remembers. I think.

>>98183
Yeah, no need to rage, we just need to hope he doesn't freak out and hide behind a desk or something.

In before Atu has been following us the whole time and she jumps out and bites him

>>98171
"She misses you."

>>98171
1. Shake hand.
2. Wave hand in front of his face.
3. See if Studly McElf-You-Have-An-Incest-Flavored-Crush-On can help.
4. Flash him.
5. Knee->Groin.

I believe it is time for >>97876

>>"She says things haven't been as exciting since then."

>>"She kinda wonders why you never write."

>>This could easily go on for days as he stews in his own juices.

>>98220
6. ???
7. Profit!

Tura 2009/12/25(Fri)20:12 No. 98268 ID: 4ce1b0
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"She misses you... and I missed you!"

>>98172
I'll do this for a while now, I guess... I can't think of anything else.

Keep doing that. Possibly grab his ass, it'll prove to him 100% you are who you say you are.

>>98268
Cry it out girl~

>>98268
Well, after you're done, explain that he has to come visit. He owes it to you and Koz. Moving to a village closer to the Tower would be ideal.

We'll wait until later to kick him in the balls. Like, when you're not likely to get in trouble for it, and he's not likely to run away.

>>98268
I suppose that will do, we can't keep a stiff upper lip all the time, and he is your father.

d'awww

>>98268
Inb4xenophobichalf-brother

>>98312
Yeah, did we forget to shoo him? That may have been a good idea.

Inb4 zepaves wife appears

Man, he changed. He's not freaking out or anything.

>>98328
Wife? It's an elf, man! Wives! Wives!

Fade to black now?

Tura 2009/12/26(Sat)05:55 No. 98447 ID: 4ce1b0
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I guess I have lots of time to figure this out. I'll just let everyone recover from the shock.

I wonder if I should still kick him in the nuts?

>>98447
Yes. Duh?

>>98447
Yes, but in private, and be apologetic after.

>>98447
Maybe, maybe not... regardless, that can wait.

Ask your father if your brother is adopted. That could really help some of the confusing feelings you've been having.