>>97090
I like this, he would provide a semi-legit way to unload ore, goods and such.

Besides, we could eventually bring the rest of his family into the deal Deep Ones/Innsmouth style. They can be the public arm of the fortress. Slowly building up ties with them, maken' em gobleny.

Soon we have a family that can't get rid of us without exposing themselves. I mean we already know they must be just a bit xenophillous to have Zapave in among their ranks.

3 generations down the road and they don't have a member without a just little bit of gobbo in em and they can go about the public business and trade the Fortress needs.

>>97100
That's a very good idea, now Tura has a social AND a business reason to talk to Zepave.

Our friend is also important to us though. If we leave our companion helpless in her hour of need, we would never have faithful companions who can trust us in the future.

>>97218
Yeah and this is OUR time of need. This is what we came here for. We can take care of her silly phobia after we do this, which is far more important.

Tura 2009/12/24(Thu)14:04 No. 97689 ID: 4ce1b0
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I just have to wait for Orian to finish up and I can go meet my father... I don't even know what to do when I do.

That's good, the more awkward you are the smoother this will be probably! Don't plan on doing anything, just wing it.

>>97689
shoo that cat a way and hug Nezu. Ask for her advice.

>>96802
Why so adorable, Tura?

>>97689
Preferably, when you inform him, get him alone so that there aren't any bystanders to overhear. Don't just walk up to him and go "HIZEPAVEYOURMYDADDYOMGGIMMEHUGSANDCANDY" or anything like that, you might wind up having a bad time, mmmkay?

Oh yeah, see if you can get a hood again to hide your face until you're both alone.

Tura 2009/12/24(Thu)17:25 No. 97800 ID: 4ce1b0
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>>97693
Ah... I have a daddy? I don't know if I can do this. This isn't turning out like I thought it would.

>>97800
Okay, Tura. Hunny bunny? I'm going to say this once. Your dad might take this the wrong way. He might even flip his lid. On top of that, your in a place, surrounded by people, who might flip a lid, if they found out exactly WHAT you are.

Your going to have to come to terms with that, like, now.

Are you trying to be an elf?
Or are you a gobbo?
Or just yourself, and the unique creature you are?

Choose one please.

>>97800
You can do this Tura, we have faith in you. Everything will work out alright. Rest up until Orian comes back.

>>97800
You can survive, You are quick on your feet and you take the best of both sides of the family. Even if you fail utterly here, you can survive.

>>97800

You have NOT come this far to give up now.

You don't need to think, just listen to us. Unlike your father, we'll never leave you.

NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER!

>>97820
That isn't true, nor is it even a good thing to imply. Our job is usually to place people in a situation where they don't need us anymore.

>>97800
Just curious, how did you think it would go?

Tura listen to me, you need to do this it doesn't matter how he takes it or how it all unravels all you need to know is if you don't do this you will never get closure you will be left with this hole in your heart for as long as you live. If you meet him at the very least you tried.

Tura 2009/12/24(Thu)19:45 No. 97835 ID: 4ce1b0
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"Sorry to keep you waiting. Would you like to go now?"

>>97835
Time to swallow that fear, and walk the walk.

Tura 2009/12/24(Thu)20:17 No. 97843 ID: 4ce1b0
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"I know you think my father is a hero, but there's no need to be nervous. He's not actually all that imposing."

Oh gods. This is it. Time to think of something to say.

>>97843
Best to cut to the heart of the matter, right? Yell out "Goblinfucker!"

Ask your maybe-brother to look at your face.

"clearly you can see i'm a half elf, what would you say if i was looking for my father."

>>97844
>>97845
Erhh how bout not

Tell him you have a message from the past... the echos of fate have some questions for him.

>>97843
"You can't hide from your past anymore, Zepave."

Jesus, just say "hi dad".

>>97851

This. Just be straight up.

ffs, cut the melodrama guys. Lets see him before we start concocting cliche speeches or potentially destroying peoples lives.

Elves are lords of subtlety.

One. Make sure he's looking at you.
Two. Give a smile.
Three. Remove hood. Say nothing.
Four. Adjust smile based upon reaction. He'll be able to connect the dots on his own.
Five. ?????
Six. PROFIT!!

>>97857
Actually, change my vote to this. Let's just see the guy before we say anything. For all we know we won't have to say anything.

Just by virtue of our existence we’re going to ruin this guy's life. The only real question is HOW we are going to end up wrecking deadbeat dad's happiness. He's not the homeless hopeless wanderer we were expecting, and we’re hardly in a karmicly vindictive mood, but he did leave mom to raise us by her lonely lonesome, the bastard. Let’s just let him choose how to walk into this mess. He did start it, after all.

>>97859
Secondan.

>>97859
This, definitely. I can't think of a better way to do it.

>>97859
This, but maybe drop a hint or two without being too anvilicious.

>>97862
To be fair he probably didn't even think a half elf-half goblin possible.

Just explain how your mother (make sure to tell him her name) recently told you the story of how she met you 20 years ago and how you wouldn't be alive if it it wasn't for him, and feeling like roaming the world a bit you decided to go meet him. Also mom says he should come visit sometime.

Perhaps reveal face, smile at dad, and if he does not get it, tell him about >>97872

Enter, see what the rest of his family is like. At some point pull him aside and reveal yourself. Tell him mom says hi. Also if he tries saying something along the lines of, "Why would you bring this back on my." retort with a simple, "I just wanted to see my father." Then proceed as is necessary.

>>97823
And get them dates. Never forget that.

neverneverneverneverne

>>97872
Thinking about it, "Mom misses you" does not outright say that he's the dad in that relationship. To a third party, its pretty ambiguous. He’s not likely to say "Oh! My long lost unexpected daughter!” either because of the shock or the fear, so you should see how long you can draw that out.

"She says things haven't been as exciting since then."

"She kinda wonders why you never write."

This could easily go on for days as he stews in his own juices.

>>97876
Let's remember that we don't 'want' to piss him off. That kind of prolonged treatment could wear on him and cause him to despise us.

We just want him to feel guilty, and knowing Zepave, that won't be anywhere near hard.

>>97878
Well mom did kinda say...

>"Just remember to kick him right in the nuts for leaving me to raise his bastard child alone for almost twenty years!"

...But yeah, I don't think she was being malicious or anything though.

>>97879
Save that for the private meeting.
Then be apologetic.

>>97843

Remember to keep at least one hand on your weapon.

You have a weapon, right?

Let's get a look at him first. If it's all cool, then just say "Hi Dad.."

Tura 2009/12/25(Fri)09:12 No. 98009 ID: 4ce1b0
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We go inside, go down the hall and open a door and... This is it? He's just an elf... writing.

"Father, I'm home"

"Ah, good. Smooth sailing I take it?"

"I would say so, but your guest might disagree. Someone from your adventuring days has come to meet you."

Oh damn, this is it. He's right there. Uh... I don't think I can make words good right now.

>>98009
"Hey dad, wanna fuck?"

>>98009
Then don't say anything. Just walk up and give him a hug.

Eh... could you leave please? What I have to tell him. is private...

Just ask Orian if he could leave, it'll be easier to talk when you're alone.

>>98011

I'll support "Hey dad, wanna fuck?"

We know he's into kinky stuff like interracial, so why not incest?

Just say "hello, may I speak to you?"

Not 'hello dad', not "yo pops", not "oh why did didn't you ever come see me whyyyy?"

Just a simple 'hello...

And yes. He's a man.
Behind every story, hero, villain, sidekick, monster, thats.. all there is.

A man, writing.

Just a "Hello i'm Tura... Koz's daughter" should be enough.

If he doesn't remember you can be more specific. "From 20 years ago, in that cave with that big cockroach monaster".

>>98024

Supporting this. While taking off hood, smile at daddy.

As well, ask our dear brother to step out since our village sent us here to discuss a secret matter that the leaders of the village think only few should hear.

>>98024
Yeah, this.

>>98024
I support this.

>>98024
>why didn't I think of this dammit

I support this. It lets him know everything he needs to know, while sounding perfectly normal.

I AM TURA! ONE SUAVE MOTHER'S DAUGHTER! HELLO FATHER!

>>98053
Do it. Seconded. This. etc.

Tura 2009/12/25(Fri)18:34 No. 98163 ID: 4ce1b0
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"H-hello, I'm Tura."

"Hello, Tura. I didn't think I did anything important enough during my expeditions to warrant a visit, especially after so long, but this is a pleasant surprise."

"Well, I- ah... I'm Koz's daughter."

>>98163
Fairly direct, best you can do. Await reaction.

Stand proud, you're totally awesome and you know it. Tell him with your body language! Tell him how awesome you are!

>>98163
Sounds good, lets see how he reacts.

>>98163
"She misses you."

Lets see if he reacts.

Shake his hand. Lets be polite.

>>98169
This sounds appropriate.

Tura 2009/12/25(Fri)18:46 No. 98171 ID: 4ce1b0
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...

>>98171
Cry loudly and proudly~

Get your hood up so you can dramatically lower it.

Delicious awkward silence.

"May I speak with you alone, please?"

>>98171
You have some questions to ask, and you just wanted to see him.

>>98172
Nah we gotta play this cool.

>>98171
Rage.
"KOZ!THE GOBLIN YOU FUCKED, SLEPT WITH, PORKED, BOINKED, AND HAD INTERCOURSE WITH!"

NOW say she misses you.

Shake his hand!

>>98177
His face says he remembers. I think.

>>98183
Yeah, no need to rage, we just need to hope he doesn't freak out and hide behind a desk or something.

In before Atu has been following us the whole time and she jumps out and bites him

>>98171
"She misses you."

>>98171
1. Shake hand.
2. Wave hand in front of his face.
3. See if Studly McElf-You-Have-An-Incest-Flavored-Crush-On can help.
4. Flash him.
5. Knee->Groin.

I believe it is time for >>97876

>>"She says things haven't been as exciting since then."

>>"She kinda wonders why you never write."

>>This could easily go on for days as he stews in his own juices.

>>98220
6. ???
7. Profit!

Tura 2009/12/25(Fri)20:12 No. 98268 ID: 4ce1b0
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"She misses you... and I missed you!"

>>98172
I'll do this for a while now, I guess... I can't think of anything else.

Keep doing that. Possibly grab his ass, it'll prove to him 100% you are who you say you are.

>>98268
Cry it out girl~

>>98268
Well, after you're done, explain that he has to come visit. He owes it to you and Koz. Moving to a village closer to the Tower would be ideal.

We'll wait until later to kick him in the balls. Like, when you're not likely to get in trouble for it, and he's not likely to run away.

>>98268
I suppose that will do, we can't keep a stiff upper lip all the time, and he is your father.

d'awww

>>98268
Inb4xenophobichalf-brother

>>98312
Yeah, did we forget to shoo him? That may have been a good idea.

Inb4 zepaves wife appears

Man, he changed. He's not freaking out or anything.

>>98328
Wife? It's an elf, man! Wives! Wives!

Fade to black now?

Tura 2009/12/26(Sat)05:55 No. 98447 ID: 4ce1b0
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I guess I have lots of time to figure this out. I'll just let everyone recover from the shock.

I wonder if I should still kick him in the nuts?

>>98447
Yes. Duh?

>>98447
Yes, but in private, and be apologetic after.

>>98447
Maybe, maybe not... regardless, that can wait.

Ask your father if your brother is adopted. That could really help some of the confusing feelings you've been having.