This is it, Geoff. Speak now or forever hold your dick at night alone, wondering what could have been.

fat

beaver

ass

Put a bone in the beaver. Either push Geoff or do it yourself. This is the time for fucking, not for fucking around.

"Well, there you go, Geoff."

No clipboard. Good. Have Geoff keep Lisa distracted while we speak with Naz.

Find a deck of cards and start dealing.

Thank Lisa for interrupting your awful run at strip poker.

"Sorry, I couldn't get the double date thing going, but Geoff here has agreed to go out with you so have a good time without me!"

Shove Geoff out the door towards Lisa.

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You grin and look between Geoff and Lisa.

You: “Lisaaaaa”

You: “You’re just in time for-”

Lisa: “Sorry! I”

Lisa: “I’m just here to tell you about”

Lisa: “Mayor Stark is having a town meeting in twenty minutes.”

She hands you a flier with the details.

Lisa: “On the library steps.”

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You: “Town meeting.”

You: “You were just here to tell us about a town meeting.”

You:

You: “Why’d you get all dressed up for that?”

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Lisa: “Dressed up?!”

Lisa: “Oh-ho I hadn’t even noticed!!”

Lisa: “I just threw something”

Lisa: “on”

Lisa: “Hi Geoff”

Lisa leaves.

>>784218
Geoff she is thirsty as fuck go get her now or so help me Harold Pal.

library steps? we'll have to probably wait until the meeting is over to start the catacombs invasion.

check the flier.

also, have Lisa read that note Rachel gave you.

>>784219
Yes.
>>784220
>>784221
Yes.

We have to unite these two losers in awkward lust,
but I don't have to like it.

Hmm. Susanna might have slipped into the low end of her immortal revenant witch elf crazy curve again. Might need to watch out for shenanigans.

Ask the gang you have with you if they remember Susanna ever calling a town meeting before. If so, what does she generally call them about? Also check the flyer because it might say.

Then clean up and go. And by "clean up" I mean "make sure anyone in want of an orgasm has had one". It only takes, what, five or ten minutes to walk to the library from here? One hopes?

Make plans to lewd Susanna during the meeting.

>>784223
All Geoff has to do is accept the setup. The real plan is to swoop in and nab both ladies by the end of the night.

Ask to borrow their shower before you leave for the meeting, don't want to lead the reverends straight to it with your musk.

>>784218
"Geoff, dude, she is clearly into you, grab that

fat


beaver



ass

at this meeting."

Elbow Geoff. I told you.

Yes! This just proves it man. You gotta give Geoff the pep talk of his life. And then when he ultimately fails because that's who he is, you can swoop in and get some beaver tail.

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You: “Eh heh heh”

You: “What’d I tell ya kiddo?”

Geoff: “Uh”

Geoff: “What do ya mean?”

You: “Lisa.”

You: “Re: wanting to jump your bones.”

Geoff: “But… she was just here to give us the flier.”

You: “The dress? The makeup?”

Geoff: “She said she didn’t notice!”

You're blinding yourself to the truth man. Good. That means more pussy for this pussycat.

>>784332
Time to make Geoff your protege, whether he wants to or not.

Kill Geoff

>>784332
Okay bro I'm gonna let you in on a secret here: women pay attention to their appearance. She dressed up for you.

He's so incompetent, I'm actually starting to feel like we should help him...

I just wish it wasn't PBA hanging in the balance.

OK, Geoff, WHAT do you want then?
Tell me?
I mean, besides sleep?
The mayor? Sally? Ramona? Layla? Me? Your Sister? That Old Cop? Penny? Angela? What?
If you're asexual, that's fine too, just learn to be honest with yourself. You don't have to tell me nothing, just that you'll get what you want Geoff, or at least try.

Don't let those Monster's get you man, live.

Kill Geoff, starting with his penis.

>>784332
Oh dear, nobody's ever had "The Talk" with Geoff. No time like the present, Chuck.

>>784340
This.
"Geoff you are a painfully oblivious nerd. Go talk to her and stop making excuses, LIVE LIFE, GO GO GO"
shove him out the door bodily, then stand proud in the doorway letting the breeze caress your still-unclothed genitalia

We need to kill him

You grab Geoff by the collar, look him right in the eye and tell him that you're a professional and if the doesn't fuck the goddamn beaver, you're going to punch him in the dick and dive in the beaver yourself.

>>784332
>She said she didn’t notice!
*facepalm*
"And you believed that?! She dressed up to look good for you! Take a hint already, man! Or do you need me to smack you upside the head to get the stupid out of you?!"

Why would she say hi specifically to you out of all of us here before leaving?

Are you fucking blind Geoff?!

Chuck, point out that she didn't just put that much effort in on accident. Putting on make up like that takes time and effort.

Step one: Clear throat
Step two: Smack him on the back of the head
Step three: Ask him if he is stupid.

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You: “Come on man.”

You: “Are you seriously that oblivious?”

You: “You need to man up and live your life or your dicks gonna be dry until you’re dead.”

You: “And you better believe I’ll be getting to that beaver ass first.”

You grab giggling Naz and Selma and head for the bedroom.

Naz: “Come on, go easy on him.”

Geoff:

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Geoff: “Chuck.”

You: “Yyyyyeeesss?”

>>784332
That's a fib Geoff. She doesn't want to admit it. You really think someone gets all dressed up and doesn't notice?

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DING

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END CHAPTER IX

Geoff can live this time

We got Geoff to man up. That's called success, Chuck.

Have a dream about Marcie.

THAT'S the spirit, Geoff!

>>784414
FINALLY!!! Geoff grew a pair!

Well played!

>>784415
more like perverse cowsquirl

yeah you were probably asking for that.

if still conscious, proceed to town meeting with ladies and geoff in tow

>>784414
Yeah, Chuck was asking for that, but this shows that Geoff is actually manning up! No pain, no gain, right? XD