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768999 No. 768999 ID: 05758b

CHAPTER 1 :: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/692327.html
CHAPTER 2 :: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/696969.html
CHAPTER 3 :: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/715522.html
CHAPTER 4 :: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/727645.html
CHAPTER 5 :: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/736166.html
CHAPTER 6 :: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/743488.html
CHAPTER 7 :: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/754011.html
CHAPTER 8 :: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/759736.html

WIKI :: http://tgchan.org/wiki/A_Little_Town_Called_Coxwette
DISCUSSION :: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/103517.html

It’s still the weekend, maybe. You have spent innumerable hours slowly encroaching upon a small light at the end of a long tunnel. The darkness enveloping your body has gradually blossomed into shapes and fractal patterns of infuriating complexity and detail. You are surrounding by familiar minds, all floating around in the same blissful confusion.

Your ears are filled with pleasant crackling, like a fire in a peaceful living room. Small holes have appeared in your vision, revealing nothing behind them. Not black or white, just nothing. A calming figure is standing inside of you.
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No. 783845 ID: 91ee5f

No. 783850 ID: 9876c4

Tell him we'll try to keep it down, and we need to talk to him in a minute. But hint that there's some good news.
No. 783853 ID: 9876c4

Which I think is mostly A.
No. 783854 ID: 493949

"I know how hard it can get, trust me, but luckily we can rely on our friends and neighbors to help relieve us of-

Oh wait your not talking about your dick are you? Welll maybe a little quality time with Lisa, me, and maybe Rita would help you relax, what do you think?"
No. 783867 ID: aebfae

A and then C. The other two option would be inappropriate, as B's too rude and D is a certifiable mood killer.
No. 783869 ID: 0555b9

A only. No sharing! Save the foursomes for your date with Rita.
No. 783872 ID: 9f3729

C for definite
No. 783874 ID: 8d4593

No. 783891 ID: e1be6f

C dah
Time to test for gayness!
If no or bi tell him about Lisa.
No. 783893 ID: 4063a3
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You: “Speaking of hard

You: “Lisa’s totally a slut for your dick”

Geoff: “Uh”

Geoff: “What?”

You: “Like, she wants to get on your dick. I don’t know how much clearer I can be.”

Selma gasps.

Selma: “Seriously? Woo”

Selma: “That’s cute.”

Geoff: “She told you that?”

You: “Yep. Today actually.”

Geoff: “She used those words?”

You: “Oh yeah, dude. Word for word.”

Geoff: “Well… I guess we got along pretty well at the Bocce tournament. And she does have a cute smile…”

No. 783894 ID: 4063a3
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You: “Smile, sure. Yeah. But have you seen her tits?”

Selma: “Do it Geoff”

Selma wraps her tail around your back. It feels like a snake that is also a pillow.

Selma: “I made out with her, she’s good to go.”

Geoff: “I… don’t know if it’s really… good to be talking about her like that.

a) “What are you gonna do? Fight me?”
b) “Sure it is. Bitches love that.”
c) “Yeah, maybe you’re right.”
d) >_

No. 783896 ID: 4fe424

"If you don't want to jam your bone in the beaver, I will (later)."
No. 783898 ID: 188451

Eh, whatever. Up to him I guess. Respect isn't so much your deal(all i wanted was a loving cat couple. Rip ship), but he can handle women his own way. They might make a cute couple.
Mention that you were trying to set up a double date with him, lisa, and rita. Would he be up for it?
No. 783899 ID: a363ac

"Sooooooooooooo Geoff... you want to take a practice run for the Beaver on this squirrel with me?
No. 783901 ID: bb78f2

D) Hey man, how about you, me, your Sister and Lisa get together sometime then? Will that ease you into it? Don't act too certain you'll get laid or you'll blow it though, just confident enough she thinks your hotter.
No. 783910 ID: 9876c4

Hooray for pillowsnek

Don't want an argument now, so C. Give him just enough rope.
Let's let his sister be a surprise, though.
No. 783924 ID: 4063a3
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You: “Tell ya what. We’ll go on a double date.”

You lie down on your back and proceed to use Selma’s tail as a pillow.

Selma: “Oh fuck”

Selma: “I’d kill to see that.”

Selma: “Who would you take Chuck?”

You: “Fuck I don’t”

You grit your teeth, and an orgasm sneaks up on you. Somehow. It’s two rodents worth of juzz so it’s not exactly a small one

You: “I don’t know. How about Rita?”

No. 783925 ID: 4063a3
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Geoff: “My sister?”

Geoff: “That sounds pretty awkward. I don’t think”

Geoff: “No that’s a bad idea.”

You: “I’ll figure something out”

You: “I see you thinking about it though.”

Geoff: “Thinking about what?”

You: “fat”

You: “beaver”

You: “ass”


Geoff: “What if those things are still out there?”

Geoff: “This sounds unsafe dude.”

Geoff: “That thing would have killed me if I didn’t get away.”

No. 783926 ID: f6ba27

Don't jizz yet wait for Naz
No. 783927 ID: a363ac

Fuck it dude! Live life don't be held back by stupid staby sheet-men you see what I have accomplished! I am drowning in the pussy!
No. 783929 ID: 398fe1

Geoff just stay indoors after dark and if someone knocks on the door see who it is before opening it. Hey if you're lucky you'll WANT to be staying indoors after dark if you know what I mean.
No. 783932 ID: 4fe424

Yeah but what if they go for Lisa when she's violating herself because you weren't there pounding the beaver.
No. 783933 ID: 9876c4

Fat beaver ass is mos def out there. In both senses.
Anyway, it's not like they can be everywhere at once.
Let's go somewhere outside town.

Really, I just want to see what he says to that idea.
No. 783937 ID: 398fe1

Hmmm... potential fourth wheels aside from Rita are Layla, Penny(though it's weird taking her out on a date to her own cafe), Marcie, Rachel, Ellen, and Angela.

Maybe we should try for Ellen.
No. 783945 ID: 211d83

Don't worry about those things. We are going to figure out a way of dealing with them before they can hurt anyone else.

If you want to help out I am going to try and put a team together.
No. 783954 ID: 652cc3

Just let him get killed. Token gays always get killed first anyway.
No. 783958 ID: 65ec8d

Kinda unclear on whether you're saying you just had a surprise orgasm or if you're saying it's about to hit you. I'll assume you did already.

"We're gonna deal with that. Until then, can't live your life in fear. Right, Selma? Take over talking to Geoff for me a minute."

Then eat out that squirrel. Gotta make sure the ladies want to come back. Besides, you've got a reputation to maintain.
No. 783961 ID: 9876c4

>Shoots, eats, and leaves

That's some kinda backwards-ass panda bear logic.
No. 783963 ID: 65ec8d


Who said anything about leaving? Naz said she was taking "a break". We'll have a go with her again - don't want to confirm Selma's worry about "stealing". Maybe spin things into both the girls being involved.
No. 784032 ID: 064dbf

"Chicks don't like it when you cower inside your house Geoff. You got grab life by the tits and make it your bitch. Go get some of dat phat beaver poon."

And then proceed to take control of Selma and give her a good hard fuck until she melts into a drooling, spasming mess.
No. 784041 ID: 398fe1

If anybody's gonna get Chuck's round two it better be Geoff.
No. 784055 ID: 9145ba

They're out there and we're in here. Fucking both your roomies. (Chuck did you put a condom on yet or at least pull out). It won't be outdoors, you pussy.
No. 784120 ID: 5ae784

Is chuck a chad?
No. 784185 ID: 4063a3
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Naz walks up the hallway and looks past Geoff.

Naz: “Wow, you fucked Selma?”

Selma climbs off of you and nods.

Naz: “Ok, well, I heard you talking about Lisa. She’s actually at the door right now.”


What did she get another clipboard?
No. 784186 ID: a363ac

Go Geoff woo that beaver!
No. 784187 ID: 9f3729

check if you have energy for more, if Y it is time to dole out more
@ geoff:
"You're up dude!"
No. 784188 ID: 595d54

Go make sure she doesn't have a clipboard to get in the way of Geoff busting ropes.
No. 784189 ID: 143250

Ask Naz if Lisa had a clipboard with her. If she did, we should hide from her, and have Geoff distract her while you talk about the catacombs with Naz. If not, maybe help plan a date with Geoff and Lisa.
No. 784190 ID: a523fb

make sure it's not a freakin ZOMBIE
No. 784191 ID: 398fe1

So I'm guessing Lisa wants to talk to you? Go answer the door. Wipe that jizz off your dick and get some pants on first.
No. 784192 ID: a363ac

Before saying this make sure that Naz actually SAW Lisa and its not a imitator reverand at the door
No. 784193 ID: 143250

We should be able to see if it is Lisa at the door if we look out Naz's window. Plus, we can find out if Lisa has a clipboard that way.
No. 784194 ID: 0555b9

Did you check the peephole Naz? You confirmed by more than just voice, right? It's almost too convenient for Geoff.
No. 784198 ID: 9876c4

All paranoia to the side, it's broad daylight and not your house.

Go have Geoff answer the door, hide in lesser rodent pile.
No. 784199 ID: 398fe1

I for one believe in reasonable caution and support getting a visual on whoever's at the door before opening it.
No. 784200 ID: 143250

it's been confirmed by Rachel that they attack in daylight.
No. 784202 ID: 4063a3
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You: “Those things, or at least one of them, can imitate people’s voices. Did you see Lisa?”

Naz: “I actually have a hard time reaching the peephole.”

Naz: “I could have grabbed the stepstool, but”

Naz: “I didn’t want to disturb my sweet sheet habit.”

You look through the hole, Geoff waiting by your side. Yeah, it’s her.
No. 784203 ID: 4063a3
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Lisa: “Hi”
No. 784204 ID: a363ac

Go my son. Fulfill your destiny.
No. 784205 ID: 5f2b81

Damn son. She looks good. Let her in.
No. 784206 ID: b15da4

This is it, Geoff. Speak now or forever hold your dick at night alone, wondering what could have been.



No. 784207 ID: 4fe424

Put a bone in the beaver. Either push Geoff or do it yourself. This is the time for fucking, not for fucking around.
No. 784209 ID: 65ec8d

"Well, there you go, Geoff."
No. 784211 ID: 143250

No clipboard. Good. Have Geoff keep Lisa distracted while we speak with Naz.
No. 784212 ID: 9876c4

Find a deck of cards and start dealing.

Thank Lisa for interrupting your awful run at strip poker.
No. 784215 ID: 91ee5f

"Sorry, I couldn't get the double date thing going, but Geoff here has agreed to go out with you so have a good time without me!"

Shove Geoff out the door towards Lisa.
No. 784216 ID: 4063a3
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You grin and look between Geoff and Lisa.

You: “Lisaaaaa”

You: “You’re just in time for-”

Lisa: “Sorry! I”

Lisa: “I’m just here to tell you about”

Lisa: “Mayor Stark is having a town meeting in twenty minutes.”

She hands you a flier with the details.

Lisa: “On the library steps.”
No. 784217 ID: 4063a3
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You: “Town meeting.”

You: “You were just here to tell us about a town meeting.”


You: “Why’d you get all dressed up for that?”
No. 784218 ID: 4063a3
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Lisa: “Dressed up?!”

Lisa: “Oh-ho I hadn’t even noticed!!”

Lisa: “I just threw something”

Lisa: “on”

Lisa: “Hi Geoff”

Lisa leaves.
No. 784219 ID: a363ac

Geoff she is thirsty as fuck go get her now or so help me Harold Pal.
No. 784220 ID: 143250

library steps? we'll have to probably wait until the meeting is over to start the catacombs invasion.

check the flier.
No. 784221 ID: 143250

also, have Lisa read that note Rachel gave you.
No. 784222 ID: 7b7ab3

No. 784223 ID: 9876c4

We have to unite these two losers in awkward lust,
but I don't have to like it.
No. 784224 ID: 65ec8d

Hmm. Susanna might have slipped into the low end of her immortal revenant witch elf crazy curve again. Might need to watch out for shenanigans.

Ask the gang you have with you if they remember Susanna ever calling a town meeting before. If so, what does she generally call them about? Also check the flyer because it might say.

Then clean up and go. And by "clean up" I mean "make sure anyone in want of an orgasm has had one". It only takes, what, five or ten minutes to walk to the library from here? One hopes?
No. 784226 ID: e136ae

Make plans to lewd Susanna during the meeting.
No. 784249 ID: 9145ba

All Geoff has to do is accept the setup. The real plan is to swoop in and nab both ladies by the end of the night.

Ask to borrow their shower before you leave for the meeting, don't want to lead the reverends straight to it with your musk.
No. 784293 ID: aebfae

"Geoff, dude, she is clearly into you, grab that




at this meeting."
No. 784310 ID: 3abd97

Elbow Geoff. I told you.
No. 784331 ID: 064dbf

Yes! This just proves it man. You gotta give Geoff the pep talk of his life. And then when he ultimately fails because that's who he is, you can swoop in and get some beaver tail.
No. 784332 ID: 4063a3
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You: “Eh heh heh”

You: “What’d I tell ya kiddo?”

Geoff: “Uh”

Geoff: “What do ya mean?”

You: “Lisa.”

You: “Re: wanting to jump your bones.”

Geoff: “But… she was just here to give us the flier.”

You: “The dress? The makeup?”

Geoff: “She said she didn’t notice!”
No. 784334 ID: 9145ba

You're blinding yourself to the truth man. Good. That means more pussy for this pussycat.
No. 784335 ID: 2cab9c

Time to make Geoff your protege, whether he wants to or not.
No. 784339 ID: f6ba27

Kill Geoff
No. 784340 ID: 398fe1

Okay bro I'm gonna let you in on a secret here: women pay attention to their appearance. She dressed up for you.
No. 784341 ID: 9876c4

He's so incompetent, I'm actually starting to feel like we should help him...

I just wish it wasn't PBA hanging in the balance.
No. 784343 ID: bb78f2

OK, Geoff, WHAT do you want then?
Tell me?
I mean, besides sleep?
The mayor? Sally? Ramona? Layla? Me? Your Sister? That Old Cop? Penny? Angela? What?
If you're asexual, that's fine too, just learn to be honest with yourself. You don't have to tell me nothing, just that you'll get what you want Geoff, or at least try.

Don't let those Monster's get you man, live.
No. 784344 ID: 00e23d

Kill Geoff, starting with his penis.
No. 784346 ID: e136ae

Oh dear, nobody's ever had "The Talk" with Geoff. No time like the present, Chuck.
No. 784352 ID: 9f3729

"Geoff you are a painfully oblivious nerd. Go talk to her and stop making excuses, LIVE LIFE, GO GO GO"
shove him out the door bodily, then stand proud in the doorway letting the breeze caress your still-unclothed genitalia
No. 784382 ID: f6ba27

We need to kill him
No. 784386 ID: 4fe424

You grab Geoff by the collar, look him right in the eye and tell him that you're a professional and if the doesn't fuck the goddamn beaver, you're going to punch him in the dick and dive in the beaver yourself.
No. 784387 ID: 91ee5f

>She said she didn’t notice!
"And you believed that?! She dressed up to look good for you! Take a hint already, man! Or do you need me to smack you upside the head to get the stupid out of you?!"
No. 784388 ID: 143250

Why would she say hi specifically to you out of all of us here before leaving?
No. 784409 ID: 064dbf

Are you fucking blind Geoff?!

Chuck, point out that she didn't just put that much effort in on accident. Putting on make up like that takes time and effort.
No. 784410 ID: 32d29a

Step one: Clear throat
Step two: Smack him on the back of the head
Step three: Ask him if he is stupid.
No. 784411 ID: 4063a3
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You: “Come on man.”

You: “Are you seriously that oblivious?”

You: “You need to man up and live your life or your dicks gonna be dry until you’re dead.”

You: “And you better believe I’ll be getting to that beaver ass first.”

You grab giggling Naz and Selma and head for the bedroom.

Naz: “Come on, go easy on him.”

No. 784412 ID: 4063a3
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Geoff: “Chuck.”

You: “Yyyyyeeesss?”
No. 784413 ID: 3abd97

That's a fib Geoff. She doesn't want to admit it. You really think someone gets all dressed up and doesn't notice?
No. 784414 ID: 4063a3
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No. 784415 ID: 4063a3
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No. 784416 ID: f6ba27

Geoff can live this time
No. 784419 ID: 3abd97

We got Geoff to man up. That's called success, Chuck.
No. 784421 ID: 143250

Have a dream about Marcie.
No. 784430 ID: e646e7

THAT'S the spirit, Geoff!
No. 784438 ID: 91ee5f

FINALLY!!! Geoff grew a pair!
No. 784439 ID: eb3cf7

Well played!
No. 784441 ID: fa73ea

more like perverse cowsquirl
No. 784482 ID: b8d5aa

yeah you were probably asking for that.

if still conscious, proceed to town meeting with ladies and geoff in tow
No. 784496 ID: aebfae

Yeah, Chuck was asking for that, but this shows that Geoff is actually manning up! No pain, no gain, right? XD
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