Charlemagne 2016/06/03(Fri)19:45 No. 727646 ID: 163674
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WHACK!

Naz: “hahaha, suck my dick Selma”

Selma: “god damn it”

Charlemagne 2016/06/03(Fri)19:45 No. 727647 ID: 163674
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Two hours have passed since Selma and Naz returned with the snacks. Apparently when they said “Bocce Tournament”, they meant… bocce tournament. You are sleepy and bored, and about the last thing that you want to do is play bocce. So far, no one else has showed up yet, but the event has just now officially started. You think it’s time you got up and did something, so you you…

a) try to fuck Naz
b) try to talk to Geoff about his scars
c) just leave
d) other >_

B.

Practical priorities.

>>727647
A! Definitely A!

B first, A later. I just think it's very unfortunate that you are not stirred by ball sports.

Yeah, wait til Geoff has a moment to talk and then inquire about the scars. However, if you want to score some extra brownie points with Naz when you try and make your move, you should try playing some bocce. There may even be a joke about how well she "fondels those balls."

+bonus points, try and turn this boring ass tournament into a small orgy, you fuck Naz, Geoff can fuck Selma (I guess).

B."So Geoff, you seemed to have a semi break down when you saw my wounds. What happened to you that ended up with you getting those scares?"

How has Geoff not volunteered this info already, he seemed awful upset by it last time. It's not like we don't care.

Anyway. A. Isn't it about time for Naz to check her email?
Lets let Selma think we're trying to get her off the hook.

Stay and try to get some info on Geoff's scars. Maybe play some Bocce as well just so Naz doesn't feel too bad about nobody showing up to play.

>>727647
B
keep A in the back of mind

>>727669
This.

>>727647
D. get quick nap by drawing eyes on our eyelids.

D. try to fuck Geoff

A, though I suspect it's not gonna be possible. Maybe it would have been before the tournament started, but she'll be expected to play so there's like no time she can be away.

D) WE'RE GOING STREAKING!!!

>>727674
this and talk about the scars!

Why Geoff when Naz is right here?

Yeah, try to get some quality time with Geoff. I mean, you've been with girls since you got to Coxwette, and you're already doing that porno with Naz, but this might be your only chance to get to bang with Geoff. (No homo)

>>727685
We should totally whack Bocce sticks with Geoff, if ya know what I mean. :^)

While I don't mind the Geoffsquad scargazing and enjoying the scenery, there has been a long mousehunt to get us to this point.

>>727647
B
we will do A later.
naz is caught up in this and no one wants to drop hobby's you really get into because of a bored lover.

D) Go invite Angela to liven up the party.

B.
>>727699
Also a good idea.

Break down in despair, curl up on sofa and weep softly.

or just try talk to Geoff, I wanna know if he got attacked by the same thing and if it spouted biblical nonsense at him too.

>>727647
Start with B, a more pressing matter. We can do A later.

d) enjoy the ancient and noble sport of bocce.

Trying to get your balls close to your target as possible is what you're all about!

>>727726

B.

Let Naz know that the party really isnt your style and politely excuse yourself, but not before alluding to the railing she's going to get in the near future.

Head back to Plath House, maybe you'll catch Sally before she retires for the night.

We must give Geoff the D. This could be our only chance.

If we end up deciding to cut our losses, could we get some bobby pins from Selma?

Charlemagne 2016/06/04(Sat)13:01 No. 727784 ID: 163674
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You: “Geoff, right?”

Geoff: “Yeah…”

You lower your voice, seeing that the match between Selma and Naz has grown rather heated.

You: “Can I talk to you?”

Geoff: “I mean, we’re talking right now”

You: “I mean alone. In the bedroom or something”

Geoff:





Geoff: “Heh, yeah, definitely”

Charlemagne 2016/06/04(Sat)13:01 No. 727785 ID: 163674
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You sneak out of the living room and down the short hallway to one of the two bedrooms in the unit. Even these apartments look kind of antiquated, but not run down from use.

You: “I wanted to ask you about the scars you showed me”

Geoff: “Oh…”

Geoff: “You wouldn’t believe me if I told you what happened”

You: “I think you would be surprised.”

Geoff: “Well honestly I don’t really remember much about what happened.”

Geoff: “It was very surreal and sometimes I’m not sure if it happened at all. Do you know what I mean?”

He sighs and wrings his hands a bit.

Geoff: “It was about a year ago. I was walking by the tracks north of town”

You: “Were you trying to leave?”

Geoff: “No, I… I thought some walking would…”

Geoff: “You know, tone up my glutes a little bit”

Geoff: “Sometimes I go out running with Layla, but she stayed home. That woman is an Amazon, I can barely keep up with her, man”

Geoff: “Anyway, there was someone out there. It was raining and I didn’t have my glasses on, so I didn’t get a great look”

Geoff: “He was wearing a-”

You: “White sheet?”

Charlemagne 2016/06/04(Sat)13:01 No. 727786 ID: 163674
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Geoff: “…yeah. Like literally a Scooby-Doo-ass ghost, man”

Geoff: “but I could tell underneath that he was some kind of bird”

Geoff: “He asked me why I had rejected the grace of God or something like that”

Geoff: “And that’s all I remember.”

You break into a cold sweat.

Geoff: “Something scared the guy away and I woke up bleeding a little bit from my side. Otherwise I was pretty much fine”

Okay, now since we led the poor dear along this far already we should really decide whether we want him too

Okay, well. Least we know we weren't hallucinating things.

Back out of the bedroom, to try and come back with Naz.

>>727788
This, we've been leading her on too long to decide we want Geoff now. Even if we bed him, he'll have to be second.

We aren't bedding Geoff. but before we go grab Naz for a bit of fun, ask Geoff when that attack happened, I would like to get an idea of how long that thing has been wandering the woods outside of town.

>>727786

fuck geoff come on let's get a little homogay going

No to Geoffsex. Not now, not ever.

>>727797
You guys are lame.

inspect his scars...closer

>Geoff: “Oh…”
sounds like he was expecting something else, maybe perhaps
>>727794
if we aren't getting it from somewhere else we might as well get it from him, Naz isn't our girlfriend we a free bird man, but if there is a chance with Naz tonight go with that he can be the backup if this evening goes 'dry'.

Tell him he's not crazy and you saw something like that too, in the forest, which also stabbed you. Least you can do to assuage his sense of possibly failing sanity.

He was so excited when we invited him to the bedroom. We wouldn't want to leave a cute guy disappointed would we?

Bone Geoff. Do it. Maybe not now, but at LEAST add him to the to-do list.

Tell geoff how cute he is and perhaps kiss him?

Don't bone him now, with Naz and Selma right in the other room. Leave that stuff for another time. But flirt a little, let him know you're interested, maybe invite him to meet you for coffee sometime.
Tell him about your own scars, draw the parallels. It's something you have in common that connects you to the bizarre things going on right now, so it'll be good to stay in touch regularly.

As for Naz, we already have a future appointment to have gratuitous sex with her, so I don't see why we should be in such a hurry to bed her now.
We're not "leading her on", nor are we in a closed relationship with her. How about we don't act like a desperate, sexually-frustrated virgin, damn.

I have a feeling our brave protagonist isn't exactly into Geoff to begin with, unless he's said he's into that and I missed it.

Also confirm that you had a similar experience, but maybe don't mention what was under the sheet.

>>727816
Maybe invite him hang out and share your story sometime. Also, since he may or may not have been injected with monster goo, you should probably find out if there were any lingering effects: nausea, headaches, lycanthropy, priapism...

>>727818
Chuck is into whatever we say he's into
Now is a bad time for it, but boning geoff is on the list of things to do.
For now, just go "Hey dude Same thing happened to me but I pulled the sheet off and it was this fucked up fleshy thing, I got patched up after the farmer scared it off with his shotgun."

>>727820
Not necessarily, Chuck is into what the author has already established he's into, we are just thoughts in his head that give suggestions to. And I believe he will be quite confused as why he is suddenly having gay thoughts. I don't know it's certainly never been established that he is bisexual before so let's see how he reacts first before we plan any man-on-man action.

>>727824
True in the story itself, but the author's said we can lewd the dudes in the disthread. On the other hand, I'm not interested in Geoff and I'm a bit tired of every sexual protagonist being bi or open to radically different things just to convenience tgchan's varying desires.

>>727786
"I ran into a cat corpse-thing in a white sheet, out in the woods. Called me the devil and jabbed these freaky proboscis in me."

"Farmer Davey showed up and shot it before it could keep attacking. Just scared the thing off, didn't even kill it. Naz is helping me contact a paranormal investigator about it."

You're all talking like Geoff and Naz are exclusive options. I'm sure Chuck has the fortitude for a three way.

Selma doesn't need to feel left out either. She likes to watch.

>>727827
I'm pretty much in this camp, I admit.
That, and the chemistry just frankly isn't there.

Come on Chuck, throw Geoff a bone here!

>>727831
This.

Seriously. Save your moves for Naz.

>>727786
I said christ's name in vain in front of him.
Ramona said the Starks summoned them to kill Nelson Plath.
beneath the sheet is a monster who looks dehydrated so bad it suck in its eyeballs

>>727836
I'm pretty sure she said it was the Plaths who summoned the demons, to retaliate for the Starks killing Nelson in a play for control of the town.

>>727837
No wait you were right, I misread the syntax.

>>727828
Three way sounds like it could work out, but we shouldn't interrupt Naz's game out there for sex...yet.

>>727841
Yeah, let her enjoy her hobby. Don't want Chuck to look clingy and desperate.

Maybe Chuck should participate too.

He did do that little tail wag when you said alone.

I think for now we should just continue discussing the monster, but based on Chucks wide variety of people he tries to get with, I don't think him and Geoff is such a far fetched idea, although ultimately it's Chucks decision on weather or not he actually likes Geoff. Even if we wanted it, we can't force him one way or another.
Just keep discussing the monster and your scars, and maybe keep the prospect of boning Geoff in the back of your mind and see where it takes you.

Thank Geoff for his time and go lewd naz

Charlemagne 2016/06/04(Sat)21:03 No. 727859 ID: 163674
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You: “I had a kind of similar experience, but it was Davey who scared it away-”

Geoff: “The farmer?”

You: “Yeah, that’s where I was when it happened. That’s how I got… you know, hurt. Like you said, I’m pretty much fine otherwise.”

You feel someone watching you, so you turn around.

Selma: “Hi”

Selma: “Just pretend I’m not here if you were going to-”

You: “We’re not going to do anything. I just wanted to talk to Geoff about something.”

You: “Weren’t you just playing bocce?”

Selma: “Yeah, and it was a ridiculous upset. I won and Naz has to do my laundry all next week.”

Geoff: “Brutal.”

It looks like you'll have to catch Geoff alone another time. You definitely want as much information as you can on the bizarre anomaly in the woods.

Selma: “So what do you want to do? Sorry this has been so lame, it’s never really that great…”

"I know a few party games to spice up the night~"

This is a class-B Nerd Gathering. Clearly you want to play Dungeons and Dragons.

Ask Selma for a few Bobby pins, and go see how Naz is doing.
Maybe she could check her email, because this demon stuff seems kind of important.

Guys. GUYS!

Play Royal Interrogator! You know, from that weird online quest?

We'll talk with Geoff another time. Go get Naz, we can maybe start to have a bit more fun, maybe even have a REAL party game.

Charlemagne 2016/06/04(Sat)22:17 No. 727876 ID: 163674
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You: “We just need to get wrapped up in a REAL party game. Know what I mean?”

Selma: “Hm, not really?”

Naz is sitting out in the living room looking pretty salty about having to live with the consequences of her bet.

You: “Are you gonna live, Naz?”

Naz: “Oh yeah, you win some and you lose some.”

Naz: “A little extra laundry never hurt anyone.”

You lean over to Selma.

You: “You really trust Naz with your laundry? You’re going to find a rubber snake in your pants or something.”

Selma: “I look forward to seeing what she comes up with this time.”

You: “Naz, did you hear back from that person you emailed?”

Naz: “Haven’t checked. Probably not.”

You: “You wanna check?”

Naz: “I’ll check in the morning. I don’t feel like going all the way to the lab tonight.”

You: “You mean you don’t have a computer here? You write all that filthy stuff at work?”

Naz: “Ye”


a) talk about the monster
b) talk about lewds >_
c) start a party game >_
d) other >_

>>727876
B. Why not get awkward and sexual around here?

C.

GUYS YOUR TOWN HAS MONSTERS AND GHOSTS AND MAYBE A VAMPIRE
WE AREN'T REALLY SURE WHAT THE MAYOR'S DEAL IS

>>727876
C.

Let's have some real fun up in 'ere.

A,C,B seems like the best progression.

Lewd party games.

C, but jokingly imply that the games might turn out to be quite lewd.

Lewd party games!

Charlemagne 2016/06/04(Sat)22:45 No. 727885 ID: 163674
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You: “You guys want to play a real party game?”

All three of them look at you at once.

Naz: “…what kind of game?”


a) spin the bottle
b) seven minutes in heaven
c) truth or dare
d) other >_

>>727885
D: cards against... humanity? furries? what would that even be called in this universe

truth or dare, we can learn info and get the lewds

d) Draw dinosaurs and dickbutt on their backs.

>>727885

spin the bottle of course what kind of casuals are you guys

>>727885
D. Twister.

Well there's truth or dare, but there's also strip twister, everytime you fail to move or you fall, remove a piece of clothing.

Truth or dare sounds like a great way to get information. Both useful and juicy stuff.

C) Potentially, but not explicitly, lewd. The perfect game for such an occasion.

>>727890
Seconded.

C. Let's get psychological up in this bitch.

D) Five-Finger Fillet OR Chubby Bunny

Do c. Learn more about the town while doing it.

>>727885
C

C

C

ROYAL INTERROGATOR FROM ENEMY QUEST.

D) The glove game.
Eeny, meeny, miney, moe, I wonder where my glove will go? How far can I go in?

oh alright C) Truth or Dare

D) Strip poker, obviously.

D.

two words

strip.
poker.

Strip Poker Best Poker.

Dare or Truth.

>>727912
ITS TRUTH OR DARE BUT BETTER

>>727919
Strip POKER!!!

Strip poker!

>>727919
do we even have a deck?
if not, c

Charlemagne 2016/06/05(Sun)13:59 No. 727957 ID: 163674
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You: “Let’s play Truth or Dare.”

You: “I assume you all know the rules. I’ll go first.”



>Naz
>Selma
>Geoff

Selma, truth or dare!

Geoff

Truth- U gay?
Dare- Kiss me.

>>727961
This!

>>727961
Get's to the heart of things, I like it, thirded

>>727961
Fourth'd. Let's get gay up in here!

Dare Naz to take off her glasses.

Naz

>>727961

this strikes me as a frankly terrible idea, I am in full support of it

>>727961

aw yeah
quest is getting good

Charlemagne 2016/06/05(Sun)14:48 No. 727974 ID: 163674
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You: “Geoff. Truth or dare.”

Geoff looks at you like



Geoff: “Dare”

Geoff: “No, wait”

Geoff: “Truth.”

Naz and Selma cringe.

Naz: “Truth? Come on, no one does truth on the first round”

Selma: “This is a slaughter, I can’t watch”

You: “Ok. Truth. Geoff, are you-”

Knock KNOCK KNOCK


There’s someone at the door.

Well? Go answer it.

You guys order a pizza or something?

Don't let the obvious serial killer in

>>727974

ask them if they ordered extra sausage

Charlemagne 2016/06/05(Sun)15:05 No. 727985 ID: 163674
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You: “Did you guys order a pizza?”

Naz: “Nope”

It’s probably just another party guest. Why are you so worked up? It’s not like it’s a monster or something. You stall a little bit.

You: “When you order a pizza, who makes it? Penny or Marcie?”

The three others talk amongst themselves.

Geoff: “That’s a really good question actually”

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

You: “Somebody gonna get that?”

Selma: “You’re the only one not in pajamas, Chuck.”

There’s no peephole on the door.

a) ignore and wait for it to go away
b) get the door
c) other >_

>>727985

Just check the door you big baby maybe angela heard you were playing truth or dare and wants to join in

C) Look through the peephole before opening.

>>727985
Ask who it is, wimp!
But yes, get the door.

Come on Chuck, don't be a pussy cat. Open the door.

It's probably just a prank, brah. Think of where you are.

But considering recent events, be prepared to break a face just in case.

Stand closer to the side of the door, and use your foot as a makeshift doorstop, so if it does happen to be a monster, you haven't opened the door much, and are in a better position to slam it shut.

Charlemagne 2016/06/05(Sun)15:11 No. 727992 ID: 163674
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You get up and answer the door.

>>727993

What's the password?

>>727993
"oh hey it's you, what's up"

Name and phone number. Need to check if you're on the list.

Oh hey, bit late for doing rounds isn't it?

She's been possessed by the vampire to give you the succ!

Charlemagne 2016/06/05(Sun)15:25 No. 728003 ID: 163674
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You: “Oh, hey Lisa. What’s the password?”

Lisa:

Lisa: “Password?”

Lisa: “I didn’t know there was supposed to be a password.”

You watch her wig out for a moment.

You: “I’m just yankin’ you. There’s no password.”

Lisa: “Oh! Right…”

Lisa: “Hello, sir. I received notice that there is a social event tonight at this residence and I wish to attend.”

You: “Splendid my good lady. Shall I alert the servants of your arrival?”

Lisa: “U-uh…”

She flips through a few more pages, and you start laughing at her.

You still technically haven't used your turn. Ask Lisa truth or dare just to see how she responds.

It's like she is reading all of this via script... Weird. Honestly, if she is going to be playing this game she needs to loosen up a little. Although we could use this our advantage, wait until she picks truth and "So Lisa, tell me what do you think of your boss/mayor?"

Truth- How old is the Mayor?
Dare- Kiss Geoff (we can see which way he swings from his reaction)

>>728009
Kiss Selma might be funnier, but I'll go with this.

>>728011
Dare her to kiss selma.

>>728014
Bonus points if she slips her the tongue across her braces

Make sure to go as far off the rails of whatever notes she has written down as possible.

Everyone has to get into pajamas now. You get a spare set of Geoff's, and Lisa gets a spare set of Selma's.

>>728003
Okay, cool down, no need to mock her too hard.

>>728021
Even I find that a bit weird.

Is it traditional to let people you just met wear your clothes?

Let her in and suggest she join the current dress code if she wishes to.

Charlemagne 2016/06/05(Sun)17:17 No. 728033 ID: 163674
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You: “Ok, Lisa, truth or dare.”



Geoff looks highly relieved.

You: “Don’t worry. You’ll get yours soon enough, Geoff.”

Charlemagne 2016/06/05(Sun)17:18 No. 728034 ID: 163674
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Lisa sits down on the couch, but only after she is invited to.

Lisa: “Oh, I probably shouldn’t, sir.”

Lisa: “What kind of party is this, anyway?”

You: “Oh you know, a fun party with bocce.”

Lisa: “Are there going to be any… uh, er… adult situations?”

>>728034
"It is literally illegal for a government official to ask that."

Let's do the Lisa-Selma thing.
(Or learn about the mayor/catacombs)

>>728034
Do you want there to be?

>>728034
That depends, do you want there to be any?

Unfortunately, you cannot GUARANTEE there will, but she asks nicely, I'm sure we can arrange some.

Maybe, maybe not. And put the clipboard down, your not working right now, or are you?

Don't answer that, just repeat "truth or dare"

>>728034
That's up to you, Lisa.
This party wasn't advertised as an orgy. So if you see someone your interested in, you have to ask and hope they align with your sexual orientation in some way and is also interested in doing that tonight.

Wait, Lisa, is having an Orgy illegal in this town? I know Susan's all about the censorship, but that seems a bit too controlling.

BTW, Geoff looks more disappointed than relieved.

Well, it's not my party to decide that.

Wait a moment. She might be bugged. This could be a setup done by the mayor to stop adult fun from happening.

>>728054
Yeah, let's not be super blatant. Let's try to change the subject.

"You look kind of nervous. Not much experience with parties?
Don't worry, everyone's here to have a good time. You don't have to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable."

>>728041
This is probably the correct approach, as much as I'd like to make her sweat more.

Jesus, dem hips.

If subtlety is needed we can just shrug. Implies that nothing was decided beforehand.

>>728034
Adult situations are not planned as part of the Bocce Tournament.

I don't think there are any planned, but you never know with truth or dare

>>728034
she's a mole for the mayor
the mayor sent here there to spy on the party to make sure no one is being morally obtuse in her quaint little town, she even has a script right in front of her telling her what to say and ask.

say this
"do you want some... adult situations and company, or are you here under the mayors orders to find out if this is an orgy or something. you're wound tighter than a spring loaded jack in the box"

Are you propositioning us?

That wasn't the plan but, Since You Showed up...

Then lick the clipboard.

>>728089
Hm, maybe the direct approach would be best here. If she is a spy and we call her out on it she might crack and run off.

>>728106
If she's not we may lose our beavering license. Which would be sad. And depending on how the game goes, she might 'forget' to report it.

I'm still not completely sure she's a plant, Lisa just might be supremely awkward when not on duty.

>>728089
this with some of this
>>728035

Emphasis on illegal, snake mayor can't be asking her poor flunkies to do morally dodgy shit like that. That's NO GOOOD

Guys, she's super bugged/a plant. She's just horrible at it and you're overthinking it.

Be subtle, imply nothing. Laugh and play it off like, "Pft, what, were you hoping for some?"

>>728114
this

"We're all adults, aren't we?"

Now man its just a wholesome game of Bocce. Balls, holes, balls slipping through holes, balls smacking into other balls.

Should say: You're not wearing a wire are you? Maybe an underwire?

>>728125
This

>>728037
voting for this one

I think she's wearing a wire... She got some hips on her don't she?

She is definitely a spy sent by the mayor. Tread lightly chuck.

Truth- Do you have a wire?
Dare- Kiss Selma (because yes)

>>728035
lmao

You guys are fun.

>>728041
Actually, changing my vote to this.

Truth - Are you spying on us for the mayor?
Dare - Throw your clipboard in the trash. This is a get-together, not a stuffy board meeting!

>>728203
My votes for this as well.

adult situations? you'll have to tell us what you mean by that.

in explicit detail.

no, more explicit than that, i don't quite get it.

maybe you could demonstrate?

"We are adults and this is a situation"

Charlemagne 2016/06/06(Mon)21:08 No. 728239 ID: 163674
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You look directly into Lisa’s eyes. She does not break eye contact at all, even as you are sorely tempted to yourself. That beaver is thicker than a large-print dictionary

You: “There are exactly two reasons why you would be asking us that question.”

You: “One: you’re spying on us for the mayor”

Naz: “Stop the presses!”

You: “Or two: you are sitting there hoping for some adult situations.”

You: “So. Truth o-”

Lisa: “Dare.”


>_

Dunk that clipboard, it is Casual Friday in the office today! Despite the calendar saying Sunday.

I feel like the clipboard is a package deal. Without Lisa, the clipboard is useless. without the clipboard, Lisa is useless.

I still believe that having her kiss Selma would be high-larious.

>>728239
Dare her to kiss Geoff.

3 dare ideas:
1. Get rid of your clipboard, seriously, throw it out the window and forget about for tonight.
2. I dare you to tell us the truth about if you are spying for the mayor.
3. Make out with Selma.

>>728239
well. that was really quick.
I say we make her take selma to a closet for "7 minute in heaven"

ALSO, here is a house rule, if one fails to follow on a dare or won't answer a truth question (or if they lie and someone knows they did) remove a piece of clothing as penalty.

>>728246
Absolutely not. they'll just talk about sweaters.

the entire point is watching the awkward.

Wouldn't it be better for her to kiss Naz or Geoff?

I mean don't we want to see that more?

Dare her to join the underwear dress code. Cant rush into things just yet, need to play it cool.

>>728239
I dare you to get rid of your clipboard.
Because I haven't seen her with out it. And i think it would be easier to get her to do something lewd with out it.and a dare kiss is a little fast for the first dare.

>>728251
Yes, do this. Also, make sure she loses the pants too, since it is an underpants partt.

>>728249
Here's my rationale on that.
Naz is into all kinds of crazy shit. She'll probably pounce on Lisa just to weird her out.
Geoff is actually kinda cute, and Lisa might enjoy that. Not a good dare.

We just got started, so the goal is funny and not dirty.

>>728251
Agreed.

Get rid of the clipboard. destroy it.

Dare her to join our casual dress code. If she's wearing a wire, then we'll know. If she wants group sexy times, then we're just steering her in the right direction.

I'm liking the 7 minutes in heaven with Selma Naz or Geoff Ideas. Granted, they'll need to volunteer.

However. She has to leave the clipboard.

Once shes in, we can snoop through the clipboard, and if she is spying, open the door before 7 minutes is up, and snap an incriminating photo.

Dare her to have some 7 minuets in heaven with you.

We must bang the beaver

I think we should have her get rid of her clipboard, she's not a bad person and she will fail immediately without her script

Keep the clipboard, but burn/eat/trash the papers.

>>728239
Its a bit unreasonable to ask her to destroy the clipboard, but something simpler, with more mischief potential: have her wear a blindfold for a little while?

>>728239
Set the clipboard aside for the night. No picking it up until morning.

clipboards are now BANNED from this household

>>728331
I dare you you to take off your... clipboard.

She'll get all flustered thinking you're about to lewdly make her take clothes off, then more flustered at the thought of giving up her clipboard.

>>728330
I like this one, and think it will pass muster.

>for a little while
Like, say, until the end of the game?

1. Conform to the dress code. Underwear up

Or

2. Lose the clipboard. Fuck authority. Just for a night.

>>728337
I highly endorse this idea.

>>728239
dare you to give me your clipboard, which i will then read out loud all the notes you've taken

>>728362

Hey guys, what's our objective?
Because I want to have sex with everyone here. I mean, maybe Selma can stand and watch instead, but definitely everyone else.
In a row.
Then at the same time.

But yeah, this >>728337 is rich. We need to start off slow yet bring lewdity into everyone's mind. Let them get accustomed to it.

>>728555
I think the objective is all of what you said and also not getting murdered by demons or vampires. Maybe vampires.

>>728555
Lay low from the law?
Have lots of sex? With Everyone?
Solve the many mysteries around town?
I think were just playing by ear here.
But I suppose with the multitude of things to do and the various hints that Coxwette offers chuck life things he's never had before, we could like, discuss an objective in the dis thread.

If your just talking about the party, then id say neutralize and or lay beaver. Then everyone else.
And Selma is Perfectly lay-able. All you need is a paper bag.

Group sex is lame, and Chuck is already tired.
I'm trying to advance the plot, while making the rest of the characters uncomfortable in a comic manner.

I'd also like to play the game without lying, but Chuck has some secrets that outweigh that rule. We should do dares when possible, though.

Not getting the murder end is good, too.

>Hey guys, what's our objective?
To prank Naz.

We're gonna let her think we're here to nail her, then turn her down at the last minute and make her wait for the porno shoot.

>>728640
That would break the rules: nobody's feelings get hurt either.

BUILD A DAM FOR LISA USING YOUR FINEST WOOD!

I don't want to sleep with anyone at this party.

>>728667
I see where you were going with that and sadly you didnt do a good job
we should probably try to dam up lisa's flowing stream with our HARD wood, we don't want her to
get bored and clip out on us.

hurr hurr

Charlemagne 2016/06/09(Thu)20:28 No. 728679 ID: 163674
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>dare her to tell the truth
You robbed a bank and you wouldn’t even stoop this low

>build a dam with your finest wood
That sounds like a lot of work, and you don’t know where you would-

wait

god damn it… marcie…



You snag the clipboard out of Lisa’s hands.

You: “I dare you to put away the clipboard for the entire night.”

Lisa: “Wait, please, give it back! Please!”

You: “Relax. I’m not going to read your little party script. I’m just gonna lock it away for a little while.”

Lisa: “Please give it back, sir. Another dare.”

a) “Why do you want it so badly?”
b) “Fine, you can have it back if you take off your shirt. It’s underwear only, afterall.”
c) “Alright. You can have it back if you kiss Selma.”
d) lock up the clipboard
e) read the papers
f) other >_

Lock up the clipboard. Do it in a safe location that isn't here, assuring her that you're putting it in a safe, private location where no one can accidentally run across it or read it.

Then read it on purpose.

>>728679
B and after she blushes and stutters
F: DOUBLE-DOG DARE MODE ENGAGED: SUFFER THE CURSE

>>728679
C, but cut some slack and allow cheek kisses. A journey starts with a single step, after all.

I feel like A or E isn't terribly ethical. The first because it's a Truth, the second because it's clearly important to her. Best to just be impartial, and stick it in a cabinet.

I want C cause it's funny. It hits two players in the awkwards, Does nothing whatsoever for Geoff, and would Probably bring Naz's mood up a notch.

here, we'll just set it up on the mantel, right where you can see it, no worries. it's not going anywhere.

or option C

>>728679
I'll go with B.

D) Lock it away, then put the keys in your pants.

>>728684
Second.

C, and do not give it back.

d

>>728690
>>728686
We can maybe establish that it's hers, no problem, without immediately returning it.

For all we know, it's god-tier ToD strategies.

>>728679
B or A

B

>>728679
e.
we wanted to read them anyway as part of the dare

don't go making promises we have no intention of keeping with the poor girl.

whats on that clipboard could be the entire secrets of the town.... or it could be a bunch of pages with nothing but penises drawn all over it made by an extremely bored secretary desperate for some dicking

B.

>>728697
if it is dicks i vote we lie to everyone else and say its just some boring secretary math, and day schedules for the mayor and hand it back but wink at her when you hand it over

C 4 great justice.

>>728679
b) “Fine, you can have it back if you take off your shirt. It’s underwear only, afterall

b

Nope. Doesn't work like that. Though I suppose I could give it back if...

Then read everything aloud.

>>728679
"Either put the clipboard away or wear ONLY the clipboard."

I think she'd do it. Alternatively, go with B. Put in the skirt in there too.

>>728718
This.

D and E!

B. Gotta ease her into this.

>>728718
this seems like a good solution
voting 4 it

>>728718
Absolute madman. I love it!

>>728718
Seconded, thirded, home run'd!

Charlemagne 2016/06/10(Fri)22:17 No. 728806 ID: 163674
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You: “Ok, dare: give up the clipboard, or take off your shirt. One or the other!”

Lisa: “But… but…”

Lisa: “It’s a dress!”

You: “Oof. Well, it is an underwear party.”

Lisa: “Nnnn…”

She looks at the clipboard, flipping through to the back page and reading a few lines.

Lisa: “Ok. Ok… fine. But I get to keep the clipboard.”

You: “A deal’s a deal. I won’t go back on it.”

Lisa take a deep breath.

Lisa: “Can I do it in the bathroom?”

You look at Naz, Selma, and Geoff, who all nod after some council.

Naz: “Second door on the left down the hall.”

Lisa goes there briefly, taking the clipboard with her.

Charlemagne 2016/06/10(Fri)22:17 No. 728807 ID: 163674
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She walks out a few moments later.

Lisa: “Please at least don’t look at me. Please, this is humiliating enough.”

You: “Hell, that’s not what I wanted out of this dare.”

Lisa: “How could that not be what you want?”

You: “By the end of the night, I want you to be completely comfortable. Think you can do that?”

Lisa: “No, sir…”

Some alcohol would make this so much easier. This was basically the reason alcoholic drinks were invented!

Naz: “You sure?”

Naz: “because if I had tits like that I’d be naked all the time”

Selma: “Right?? I’m glad someone said it”

Geoff: “Ditto”

>>728807
They are nice tits, I agree. The room has reached a consensus, Lisa. Also it's your turn. Pick somebody.

>>728807
Nice. Now its her turn to pick a truth or dare, as per the hallowed rules of the game.

>>728809
This. Let's make her more comfortable by putting her in charge of a truth or dare.

She actually is pretty fucking hot.

"I'm with Naz here, you are really cute. And, it's your turn to call someone out on a truth or dare."

It is indeed Lisa's turn.

Reminder that it is safer to take dares from perceptive types (Lisa, maybe Selma) Because truths could incriminate us, or we could get caught in a lie. I read Naz or Geoff as more likely to ask us embarrassing things.

Charlemagne 2016/06/10(Fri)23:48 No. 728833 ID: 163674
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You take a moment to read the room to formulate your strategy. Dares from Lisa for sure. You wouldn't take a dare from Naz if your life depended on it, so truth from her. Geoff and Selma are more-or-less wildcards. Tough game...



Lisa: “Sir I am… super mega uncomfortable right now. Also cold.”

Naz: “Well, I know what’ll warm you up! Taking your turn.”

Lisa: “My… turn?”

Selma: “It’s your turn to ask someone.”

Lisa: “Oh…”

Lisa: “Ok, uh… Selma. Truth or dare.”

Selma: “Dare. Duh.”

Lisa: “Oh… well, I, uh… I dare you to uh”

Lisa: “take off your glasses”

Selma: “That’s it?”

Selma: “You’re not going to make me shave an arm or anything?”

Lisa: “Nope just the glasses”

Selma: “Wow, you’re easy. Alright, here goes.”

She was Anime all along.

Sugoi.

Daaaaaamn.... I can't help but wonder what will happen when her braces come off, talk about a case of an ugly duckling.

Alright selmas turn.

"Have you ever tried contacts?"

>>728834
>squirrel
>juicy almond eyes
now we just need to find where the REST of her nuts are

Sugoi indeed

Jeepers Creepers, where'd ya get those peepers?
Jeepers Creepers, where'd ya get those eyes?
Gosh all git up, how'd they get so lit up?
Gosh all git up, how'd they get that size?

>>728834
Now she just needs to not have her teeth bared in a grimace all day long.

"Wow, you have some really pretty eyes"

Alternatively: "Wow how fuckin' foggy are those glasses like do you ever even clean them"

Tease her about her surprisingly pretty eyes and remind her of her turn.

This whole time, Selma was secretly a teen move protagonist.

"Well now, two dares to take something off and both times we got to see something beautiful. Great start."

>>728834
dang selma, we need to find you better glasses.
or contact lenses or something.

>>728834
"Daaamn, those eyes girl, you must be part fox!"

>>728910
the perfect blend of cheese right here, everything else is subpar

The Ass of Hat 2016/06/11(Sat)15:19 No. 728948 ID: f4ef5d

The kawaii increases. Are we sure Jeff isn't a Bishōnen

commence facefuck overload

>>729019
Seconded. With your dick in her mouth, you wont see the teeth, but you WILL see the eyes.

>>729020
just picture her gazing up at you with your balls against her chin, your pubes stuck in her braces...

Charlemagne 2016/06/11(Sat)21:41 No. 729031 ID: 163674
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As much as you’d love to see those enormous peepers looking up between your legs, you just can’t think about getting your dick so close to all that mouth-metal.

You: “Ever thought about getting contacts, Selma?”

Selma: “Nope. Why would I?”

You: “Your eyes are beautiful.”

Selma: “So?”

Selma: “I like my glasses. If other people don’t, well, they can kiss my ass.”

Selma: “Naz. Truth or dare.”

Naz: “Dare.”

Selma: “Ok. I dare you to take off YOUR glasses for the rest of the game.”

Charlemagne 2016/06/11(Sat)21:41 No. 729032 ID: 163674
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Naz takes off her glasses.

You: “Wait, how’s that even a dare? It’s the same as what Lisa just said.”

Selma: “Because”

Selma: “Unlike me, Naz can’t see ANYTHING without her glasses.”

Naz: “Selma can you see this just fine”

Naz sighs.

Naz: “Chuck, truth or dare?”

> T
> D

Let's keep the dare train going!

Also, Naz, maybe you're see better if you open your eyes for once.

Dare!

>>729032
let's live dangerous and take a dare from naz
this can only end well

>>729032
WE AIN'T NO PUSSY

I mean, aside from being a cat.
Dare.

>>729032
Dare! Could either end very well or very horribly. We're talking chocolate pudding level stuff here.

I though my we said no dares from Naz? Eh, fuck it, Dare.

Truth first. You are an expert at truths. A single lie has never escaped your lips.

>>729032
you've already made someone here unhappy, might as well let the pain train keep going with no survivors. dare.

Dare

Charlemagne 2016/06/11(Sat)22:06 No. 729044 ID: 163674
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You: “Dare.”

Naz: “Eeee heee heee hee heeee”

Naz: “You will regret this”

Naz takes out a die.

Naz: “I dare you to roll this d6. The number you get is the apartment number you must go to, in your underwear, knock on the door, and ask if they want Chuck for dinner tonight.”

Selma and Geoff wail, and Lisa gasps.



1: Rita
2: Angela
3: Rachel
4: Naz
5: Layla
6: Ellen




Accept dare? y/n >_

>>729044
AIN'T NO BITCH.

rolled 3 = 3

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>>729044
You realize, of course, you won't be able to see this going down.

Do it.

>>729044
Y, THIS IS SMALLTIME.