>>735735
Solid Snake/Big Boss dick joke here

A weapon to surpass etc

Charlemagne 2016/07/14(Thu)18:49 No. 735869 ID: 163674
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You get down on the floor and finish what you started. Naz rests her legs on your shoulders and coos. Selma seems to have disappeared from the room, but you assume that she went on Monster Watch.

>>735869
Ask her if this was her first time, and how she liked it.

>>735874
We already messed this up, now we have to potentally hear about an ex? Mrgrrgrr.

All I wanted was one lousy, mousy creampie.

>>735869
>selma seems to have disappeared from the room
Ah fuck

Charlemagne 2016/07/14(Thu)19:33 No. 735884 ID: 163674
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You: “So, what did you think?”

Naz: “It was kind of-”

Without giving her time to finish the thought, you go for the clit. She shivers from deep inside and goes ‘zzzzz’.

You: “Kind of what?”

Naz: “Nnn… kind of…”







Naz: “Kind of…”

Charlemagne 2016/07/14(Thu)19:33 No. 735885 ID: 163674
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Naz: “A prank.”

>>735886
God damn it Naz. Didn't you say this kind of stuff was off-limits?

use MANLY PHYSIQUE to flex neck so hard.

>>735886
Let yourself fall backwards before she can close the clasp. She's not going to be strong enough to hold you up.

Quick, flick your tail up behind to press between Selma's legs and push your hips back. I'm pretty sure she's wearing the same "oversized shirt and nothing else" sleepwear Naz is, and even if she's got some underwear on, if she's as warmed up as she seemed to be it'll give her a shock.

Then you take the chance to twist, grab her and pin her to the ground.

Sexy-like.

PRANK REVERSAL.

>>735892
As long as we nut in somebody.

But are cat tails fully prehensile?

See, now this is why we have trust issues with you, Naz.

Quickly yank your head backward out of the collar before she can clasp it, and tuck backwards under Selma's arm to avoid a headlock. Then initiate grapple.

Dang it Selma you had all that time to get in on this and now is when you show up?

Charlemagne 2016/07/14(Thu)20:19 No. 735910 ID: 163674
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Your tail isn’t really strong or dexterous enough to effectively assail Selma, so you spin around and pin her to the carpet. You intend it to be innocent, but it comes out a little more testosterone-y than that. You hope you didn’t frighten her.

You: “What the fuck is this?!”

Selma is unshaken.

Selma: “That is one of Naz’s many collars.”

She managed to close the clasp, so you reach up to open it again.

You: “I hope you realize how fast I’m going to take this thing-”

Charlemagne 2016/07/14(Thu)20:20 No. 735911 ID: 163674
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*click*

You: “Off”

Naz: “There we go.”

You:

Naz: “Well come on, pussy. It’s time for bed, isn’t it?”

a) [take the collar off]
b) [play along]
c) “I’m going to throttle both of you.”
d) >_

>>735892
I'm with this guy, nobody puts "The Legend" in Bondage.
Supplex this squirrely tailed bitch.

B MAYBE THIS IS THE COOL KIND OF PRANK

Play along.

As a POWER BOTTOM!

B. Don't ruin the fun now.

The safe word is banana.

D. No, fuck this. We are tired, but we are not going to be a sub to our natural prey. We're fucking this squirrel, and Naz is gonna watch.

"Heh. Naaaaz Naz Naz. I was just in the middle of doing something nice for you, too. Have you no appreciation for the sacred art of cunnilingus? Did you even want to orgasm?" If it's in reach, now would be a good moment to painfully flick her clit.

Kick Naz's legs out from under her, spin around so she looses grasp of the leash. Keep moving so Selma can't grab it either. Get it off you, then tell them in as threatening a tone as you can go because damnit...

"AINT NO ONE CAN CHAIN DOWN THE LEGEND!"

A and D
Take it off and turn the tables by leashing Naz and making her OUR sub!

B, since it could end up being fun if you played along, and they'd most likely take it off later anyway. Besides, it matches the "pussy" on your chest.

D. The collar comes off one way or another. I mean, I have no problem how this is going BUT only if it's brought up ahead of time. It doesn't fly with me when your all having a good time, then someone goes and does something without consent.

D) Just Grab Naz's arm and stand up. Swing her around so shes looking you in the eye.

"Really."

This situation calls for a series of elaborate suplexes and maybe a penis frenzy.

>>735911
BBBBBBBB

>>735911
If you face her, her yanking on the collar won't choke you.
I might suggest standing up and turning around all masculine-like and putting a hand on her hip and the other in the hand holding the collar. Then say something dumb, like "Do you really want to dance this dance?"

D. Calmly reel in the leash or take the collar off and hand it to Selma.

Tell Naz that's not how this works. If she wants to be the boss she has to put it on you. No getting her minions to do it. So right now Selma decided to stop watching and start touching so she gets the leash. And no instantly handing you over either.

SUBMIT

>>735948
>>735949

Hey, we are NO ONE'S bitch. And I doubt Selma would really know what to do with Chuck anyway.

Hey remember how Chuck is a fugitive? What are the chances that our resident controller of information found this out?

Think about it... She technically did finish you off and so she didn't interrupt the sex with it, so it's all fine and dandy. Just play along. But be grumpy about it.

We are no ones bitch!

Unless we get anal.

>>735958
Let's just not... Okay, I'm okay with anal, as long as we aren't on the recieving end (I mean fuck, we're on the run so we can AVOID prison and anal)

B.

The safe word is graaaackguuurthhh

>>735957
This is so far into not ok, it's thermonuclear.

Take the collar off

Fuck that. A.

B.

AC. It's getting too hot in here.

This can't possibly be the first time you're put in a collar.

B

No one wants to make sure monster watch is going fine then?

>>735911
A this is not what i'm into.
then C on a sexual way

A
Don't be surprised when the collar won't come off. They wouldn't be so cocky if they didn't know they already won.

Then b. Play along. We've been playing it cool so far; I see no reason to stop now.

B, this is absurd, but lets not cause a ruckus and get kicked out while there's possibly a eldritch horror wearing a bed-sheet outside.

Pranks are great and all but they stop being fun if you have to keep your guard up around some one literally all the time.

B, how could you NOT go along with something like that at this point?

Nah, fuck this. You agreed this sort of thing was off-limits and if she can't stop constantly shitting on any time you spend together there's no point doing anything with her.

>>735920
A and this.

Her prank involved actually getting eaten out? Talk about commitment to a bit.

>>735911
"I'll play along for now but collars ain't something you spring on a guy without warning."

>>735911
A and D: "Seriously, girls, this is NOT appropriate right now. I thought I was being garroted on top of possibly seeing the thing that nearly KILLED ME before earlier, so stop it! I am NOT up for this shit now."

>>735911
B

B and C

Charlemagne 2016/07/15(Fri)19:10 No. 736066 ID: 163674
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You pull off the collar and throw it against the wall, leash attached.

CRACK

You: “NO, fuck this shit.”

You: “You think you’re being cute or something with your retarded pranks”

You: “You’re not making anyone laugh, you’re just being a cunt”

Naz: “Come on dude, I was just trying to have a little fun-”

Charlemagne 2016/07/15(Fri)19:10 No. 736067 ID: 163674
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You: “No dude. If you wanna have fun, go play on the trains tracks. Don’t ever fuck with me again.”

Charlemagne 2016/07/15(Fri)19:11 No. 736068 ID: 163674
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Naz turns her back.

Naz: “Hm. Yeah”

Naz: “Selma, uh, where are my glasses”

Selma:

Selma: “Living room. I’ll…”

Selma slips by you.

Charlemagne 2016/07/15(Fri)19:11 No. 736069 ID: 163674
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You: “Ok, well. Thanks for the blowjob.”

a) [leave the apartment]
b) [go sleep in the living room]
c) >_

Well, that went pear shaped fast!
Now we have to go sleep in the living room!
Hope the posters responsible for this are proud of themselves.

Oh my god.... Why did this have to happen on my birthday of all days.

>>736070
You clearly don't understand the importance of consent in a sexual situation, do you?
Suddenly collaring and leashing someone after you both agreed you weren't doing that kind of stuff and without their permission AND expecting them to go with it just because they are kind of a horndog is super not okay. Just cause he's a guy, the whole consent thing doesn't not suddenly stop being a thing.

B
While I feel like Chuck could have handled that better, his reaction is understandable.

We can't leave everyone here alone though, or afford going out alone either. Leaving puts everyone else including ourselves at a higher risk of getting hurt or worse.

B, this can blow over, they prank dood, we know that, they did it at the wrong time but don't let this soil everything shit

>>736069
B.
We're mad, but not suicidal or angry enough to risk people getting hurt.

Hey Chuck.

How about you calm your tits now that the collar is off.

If you actually like Naz, apologize for the outburst. Tell her you didn't mean to call her a cunt, even if she was acting like one. Explain to her that doing that sort of thing without getting consent is not fun, and not everyone shares the same fetishes.

Naz hides behind pranks because of her own issues. She made a transgression but she's probably just too socially awkward to know better. You just did the emotional equivalent of reacting to inappropriate rough housing by shanking her.

Besides -- she controls the town's Internet. You might have stopped that little poster from getting around but she could easily dig up the dirt on you. Don't leave her so hurt she does something you'll regret.

Oh right, forgot to vote.
B.

B. Simmer the hell down.

>>736075
This. B.

>>736069
Choice B. Then apologize for calling her a cunt. Not for the outburst, because Chuck is perfectly justified for getting angry for the sudden collaring, as it was not only a breach in trust but there's also the matter of the undead monster outside thus safety is of big concern.

>>736082
This.
then B

Damn not cool bro. Poor Naz.

Don't apologize for anything. If you didn't mean what you said, then you wouldn't have said it. She crossed a line tonight and SHOULD feel bad about it.

I'm going to agree with Smik here. After that doing B is the most sound.

>>736082
Agreed.

C, wake up from the terrible nightmare you're having... please?

B. We really cant leave what with monsters...

don't say sorry right away, let her stew on it for a bit.

>>736103
Let's leave the apology for tomorrow morning she does need to know that her pranks can go to far and hurt people. but Chuck did blow up there too.

Go sit on the couch and take some deep breaths.

Where exactly in choice A did it say "Flip off Naz and tell her to kill herself"?

>>736069
jesus christ this is not what i wanted at all fuck

C, apologize for being a bit more of a douche than you needed to be, then go to bed on the couch.

>>736082
Rather than just straight up apologizing, shave "Cunt" into your chest hairs under the word "pussy". Because that's what you're being, Charles. Once you do that, then you can apologize.

You blew it.
You intentionally blew it
.

ok holy shit chuck, did anyone ever tell you you have a vulnerability issue?
you completely exploded over this. you need to apologize, while still explaining that what she did was not cool and she always needs to ask before pulling that sort of stuff in bed.

C: Go outside with the rest of the monsters, Chuck

Chuck did nothing wrong. But could have handled that better.

B.go fall asleep on Lisa.

>>736138
Want to add that I think we should have a heart 2heart at some point, and I still want to do the porno.

Jesus Christ overreact much!
But then again we don't know what kind of past experiences hes had with collars.

(B) Lets calm down and maybe tomorrow we can patch things up.
We'll apologize for exploding and hopefully she will realize she went over a line and apologize for that.

And then you can shave EATER onto your chest to seal the deal.

Once you calm down, explain that there's a mysterious someone out there who was watching us, and you don't just go slipping things around peoples' necks from behind without permission.

Woah.
>>736137
Probably a good idea.
Don't bother trying to apologize until your bloods cooled. Could be a few minutes. Could be a few days.
Best thing now is to separate and cool off.

Don't you have to be at work in a few hours?

B. Leaving is no good.

Fuck apologizing tho, you done nothing to apologize for.

Charlemagne 2016/07/16(Sat)09:18 No. 736162 ID: 163674
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You walk out into the living room and collapse on one of the mattresses with a pillow.

Lisa: “Chuck.”

Lisa: “What was all that yelling?”

You grunt and wave your hand.

Geoff: “What the heck, man”

Lisa: “Is everyone alright?”

You: “Yes. Go to bed.”

You close your eyes and curl up, your mind swirling with clouds of anger and unease. To hell with the monster watch, to hell with Lisa and Geoff, and to hell with Naz. As you fall asleep, your last thoughts are of the bitter smell of Bourbon and a touch of Marcie’s sweet smile.


END CHAPTER IV

Sleep tight Chuck!

>>736162
Goodnight Chuck, and good riddance.