Smik 2016/12/10(Sat)12:39 No. 765003 ID: e136ae
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Kitty: So anyway, I'm pretty sure we're here to murder the hell out of your boss. Possibly to also pet faeries.

>>764967
>Presumably looking at the data on that Bayonetta field study. Spike, turn Snoogie-Boo around to look at something else.

Spike: I'll put him in a little carrier and keep him safe.

Snoogie-Boo: Wow, so you're doing what I told you I didn't want you to do... by broadcasting through your strawman monster that I didn't want you to do it.

Spike: Awww you're NOT made of straw widdle Snoogie-Boo! You made of fwuff and cootness and widdle fangs and widdle horns and you like widdle Fizzgig from "The Dark Crystal" and I wuv you!

Kitty: So anyway, we need intel on BOSS FIGHTS as Kome suggested. What can you tell us about your boss?

Stranner: He's a horrible little man?

Kitty: Any particular strengths or weaknesses? Bullet immunity, ninja training... giant laser pointed at the moon?

Stranner: No, he's just a horrible little man.

Kitty: Huh.

Spike: We can't just kill him out-right that'd be too easy, isn't that right Snoogie-Boo?

Kitty: You're just gonna keep gushing over that thing, aren't you? But Spike's right, there's no way we can do something like just walk up and cut his head off. It'd be too quick and there's no challenge to just offing some vile little man hiding behind his tenure in a simplistic way. We gotta get Bugs Bunny up in this bitch.

Mary, Naughty Science Faerie: Actually we have a...

Kitty: Shut your whore mouth.

Technically, I think a strawman has to use deliberately faulty arguments to misrepresent or slander a position. Obnoxiously repeating whatever someone else says verbatim is... uh, not so much a logical fallacy as playground taunting.

>there's no way we can do something like just walk up and cut his head off.
Especially if this is still an 80s cartoons, because you can only use the edges of your weapons against robots, clones, and other inhuman things.

...maybe we need to turn him into a robot so he's okay to murderize.

Smik 2016/12/10(Sat)13:22 No. 765009 ID: e136ae
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>>764982

Bison: DID SOMEONE SAY "TUESDAY"?

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...

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...?

Smik 2016/12/10(Sat)13:23 No. 765013 ID: e136ae
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...

Smik 2016/12/10(Sat)13:23 No. 765014 ID: e136ae
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...

Smik 2016/12/10(Sat)13:23 No. 765015 ID: e136ae
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!!!

Smik 2016/12/10(Sat)13:23 No. 765016 ID: e136ae
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Bison: OK BYE!!!

Well, that was delicious.

>>765016
YES
YES

Now that was a important moment in our lives.

Is that a Commissar pretending to be M.Bison or is that M.Bison as the new Commissar?

...what just happened?

>>765244
For us? The most important day of our lives.

For him? Just another tuesday.

its a reference to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlhOUyy4wbs

Smik 2016/12/21(Wed)23:45 No. 767497 ID: e136ae
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Kitty: Hey Stranner? Is your boss's name Chester by any chance?

Stranner: Why?

Kitty, what are you planning...

Smik 2016/12/21(Wed)23:50 No. 767499 ID: e136ae
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Kitty: Oh, just that there's a joke I could be making if it is. Merry Christmas, Stranner.

Stranner: Murder is probably the least appropriate Christmas gift ever.

Kitty: Are you a vegetarian?

Stranner: No.

Kitty: Meat's not murder?

Stranner: No.

Kitty: If we eat him afterwards it's not murder.

Stranner: Cannibalism is probably the least appropriate Christmas gift ever.

Kitty: It's not cannibalism for us, we're not human.


DECISION TIME!

1. Spare Stranner's boss because it's Christmas.

2. Roast Stranner's boss because it'd be a dark Christmas miracle.

3. Roast and then eat Stranner's boss because meat isn't murder and Spike and Kitty aren't human anyway. Stranner can have fried chicken instead.

4. This is terrible and I'm going to hell, you suggest something else.

Give him a chance to earn his life. By which I mean deport him somewhere in Africa or Asia where he won't be a problem for Stranner, at least for the next few months. If he survives and makes it back home he's earned it.

Kill Stranner before he can revive his boss, then use his corpse as a connection between the fireplace and all the explosives you can find, then take all the porn that is useless to you (none of your fetishes, poor quality, has no connection to science, cannot be sold for more than the medium it's painted on) and post it on the fireplace and walls, then place all the good porn and technology outside and have flycatcher guard it, then use their phones and any other Wi-Fi recording devices to stream the whole thing live, then chase out all the other employees at swordpoint, then light the fuse and make sure you insult them one last time before you dash straight to the exit!

Wait, his boss is name Chester... Don't worry about it, because he is actually Chester cheetah, and he'll taste like Cheetos.

Smik 2016/12/22(Thu)09:47 No. 767539 ID: e136ae
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>>767504
>Give him a chance to earn his life. By which I mean deport him somewhere in Africa or Asia where he won't be a problem for Stranner, at least for the next few months. If he survives and makes it back home he's earned it.

Spike: That sounds expensive. Maybe we could ask Santa for a favour?

>>767539
Nah just do something like Team Rocket blasting off and aim him in the direction of Asia/Africa. He'll be fiiiiiiine, cartoon physics demand it.

Smik 2016/12/22(Thu)09:53 No. 767546 ID: e136ae
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>>767505
>Kill Stranner before he can revive his boss, then use his corpse as a connection between the fireplace and all the explosives you can find, then take all the porn that is useless to you (none of your fetishes, poor quality, has no connection to science, cannot be sold for more than the medium it's painted on) and post it on the fireplace and walls, then place all the good porn and technology outside and have flycatcher guard it, then use their phones and any other Wi-Fi recording devices to stream the whole thing live, then chase out all the other employees at swordpoint, then light the fuse and make sure you insult them one last time before you dash straight to the exit!

Spike: ...

Kitty: ...

Spike: ...

Kitty: ... no sweetie, Stranner is an ally character who hates his boss. He can't revive him, he wouldn't revive him, and he's only marginally interested in eating his corpse.

Stranner: Marginally?

Smik 2016/12/22(Thu)10:00 No. 767548 ID: e136ae
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>>767523
>Wait, his boss is name Chester... Don't worry about it, because he is actually Chester cheetah, and he'll taste like Cheetos.

Kitty: No dear, "Chester" as in "Chester's nuts roasting on an open fire". Y'know, "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire", as in a Christmas song? It's a joke dear, a little 'ha ha' -- at least until I had to explain it.

>>767548
I got the joke, I was just making another joke.

Chester might already be dead if he has been suffocating in the present, and isn't struggling. Might as well roast him and get rid of the evidence.

Smik 2016/12/22(Thu)11:29 No. 767568 ID: e136ae
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>>767561
>I got the joke, I was just making another joke.

Kitty: You were? (oh dear). Sorry pumpkin, while on the Internet it's usually a good idea to err on the side of stupid. You know how it is.

>Chester might already be dead if he has been suffocating in the present, and isn't struggling. Might as well roast him and get rid of the evidence.

Spike: He's struggling. Is his name really Chester or are we just calling him that? We could call him Frank or Anthony and say it's a weiner roast.

Kitty: Sssh Spike, the adults are talking.

hm, what if we you guys just eat a body part off of him. Won't be murder that way.

Smik 2017/01/11(Wed)20:18 No. 771881 ID: e136ae
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UnderStranner: Well I was almost going to say to let him off easier but then I remembered the shady crap he pulls and the amount of abuse he gets away with.

Kitty: How about ...

UnderStranner: I'm not into cannibalism.

Kitty: SPIKE! LIGHT 'EM UP BUT SET THE TABLE FOR JUST 2! Wait..

Kitty: Flycatcher, how do you feel about eating...

Flycatcher: You're a terrible person, Kitty.

Kitty: YEAH JUST TWO, SPIKE!

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Kitty: OK, what the hell are you doing?

Mary, the Sexy Science Fairy: It's for science.

Kitty: Recording some asshole getting roasted alive is for science.

Mary, the Sexy Science Fairy: It's someone's fetish, and in this lab that means it's FOR SCIENCE!

Kitty: Everything is someone's fetish.

Mary, the Sexy Science Fairy: AND THEREFORE EVERYTHING IS A SEXUAL SCIENCE!

Kitty: You're a terrible person.

Aw man, Mary is going to ruin the moment.

Alright, no burning. let him go.

Smik 2017/01/11(Wed)21:00 No. 771892 ID: e136ae
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There is a sizable explosion from the fireplace.

Smik 2017/01/11(Wed)21:11 No. 771894 ID: e136ae
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Spike: GUYS! I THINK STRANNER'S BOSS WAS FULL OF METHANE!

Kitty: ...

Mary: ...

Spike: BECAUSE HE WAS A TERRIBLE PERSON!

Kitty: ...

Mary: ...

Spike: YOU KNOW WHY? IT HAS TO DO WITH POO!

Mary: ...

Kitty: ... 'cause he was an asshole who was always so full of shit?

Spike: THAT IS RIGHT!

Kitty: Spike?

Spike: YES?

Kitty: I'm pretty sure the human body cannot compress methane that effectively to create such a massive explosion.

Spike: It's funnier than us roasting someone alive and then eating said person.

Kitty: True. Also the meat would be ruined if we roasted him whole and alive.

Mary: I'm sure this is still somebody's fetish. An explosion fetish.

Time to hide the evidence.

SELECT NEXT MISSION Smik 2017/03/03(Fri)19:41 No. 784688 ID: e136ae
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Congratulations! The current mission is considered "Close Enough"! You may now select your next mission:

SELECTION A: "SNOOGIE-BOO, WHERE ARE YOU!" in which we will do a stupid Scooby-Doo parody. While Spike & Snoogie Boo will replace Shaggy & Scooby, Kitty and two others will replace Daphne, Velma, Fred & Scrappy. And then you'll maybe solve a mystery. Maybe.

SELECTION B: Spike & Kitty's Extremely Trendy Dungeon Crawl, in which our crew will take on the roles of Fighter, Thief, Magic-User, Cleric, Bard & Snoogie-Boo and do a dungeon crawl in an very trendy, very exclusive dungeon and most likely irritate the very trendy, very exclusive dungeon master.

>>784688
Dungeon Crawl.

Smik 2017/03/03(Fri)22:49 No. 784739 ID: e136ae
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Please choose a class for SPIKE.

Available classes:
- Fighter
- Magic User
- Thief
- Cleric
- Bard

Third grade. Spike was held back a lot in school.

Smik 2017/03/03(Fri)23:05 No. 784745 ID: e136ae
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You have selected THIRD GRADE class.

Spike will be equipped with SCHOOL SUPPLIES, a SCHOOL UNIFORM, a BACKPACK, PACKED LUNCH and a HALL PASS.

Are you sure? (Y/N)

LOL no.

Express Class - Spike is now the inventory guy.

>>784747
Why not both?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRjUMEQJnWA

>>784747
Or maybe the Panda Express class. You are hungry for Chinese food.

Smik 2017/03/03(Fri)23:50 No. 784754 ID: e136ae
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You have selected THIRD GRADE PANDA EXPRESS CLASS.

Spike will be equipped with a COURIER'S PACK which may contain SCHOOL SUPPLIES, A PACKED LUNCH, PENCILS, CHINESE FOOD, 3RD GRADERS, a PANDA, or some combination thereof.

He also guaranteed to arrive the next business day or you will receive a full refund. This may be less than optimal for Chinese food delivery.


Are you sure? (Y/N)

Y, or N? I'll go with Q, thanks.

Smik 2017/03/04(Sat)12:22 No. 784815 ID: e136ae
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>>784764

You have chosen OPTION Q: LET QUICKMAN DECIDE!

Quickman: ... what the crap?

>QUICKMAN, please select a class for SPIKE.

Quickman: ... what the CRAP?!

>Also... ** QUICKMAN JOINS THE PARTY **

Quickman: WHAT THE CRAP?!

>Did you want to go back to the Megaman series?

Quickman: Hell no, Capcom's not given me work in years.

>QUICKMAN joins the lineup of OPTIONAL PARTY MEMBERS which also includes:

- BUFF FLYCATCHER
- SCIENCE ASS FAERIE (whose name is Mary)
- THE UNDERSTRANNER

(Required party members: Spike, Kitty, Snoogie-Boo)

>QUICKMAN, please select a class for SPIKE.

Quickman: Holy crap, what happened to this guy?

>QUEST happened to this guy. They first selected 3RD GRADER, then chose 3RD GRADE PANDA EXPRESS.

Quickman: What were the options?

>Fighter, magic-user, thief, cleric, bard.

Quickman: WHAT THE CRAP?!

>Apparently that's your catch phrase.

Quickman: Geez... umm... he doesn't look too smart, I think we better go with "fighter".

>3RD GRADER comes with a hall pass and packed lunch, you know.

Quickman: Can he take a hit?

>He can take all the hits, especially to the head.

Quickman: OK, yeah, fighter. Look, I think it'd be funny to slot him into another class too but I might have to work with this guy and I don't wanna hear whatever music or sermons he might come up with, and I sure as hell don't want him to play with magic.

SPIKE WILL BE A FIGHTER.

Smik 2017/03/04(Sat)12:42 No. 784820 ID: e136ae
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Please choose a class for KITTY.

Available classes:
- Magic User
- Thief
- Cleric
- Bard

Kitty: Ninja-lawyer.

>You stay out of this.

Kitty: Why am I in a bra & panties?

>Spike was in boxers.

Kitty: Striped panties. You're pandering, I'm not OK with this. My design's changed again.

>Tough.

Kitty: Spike's design didn't change.

>Spike is a zen-like idiot.

Kitty: ... actually that's fair enough.

>>784820
Well lawyers and ninjas are both sub-classifications of thieves, right? Slap some prestige classes on there and we've got what we want.

Smik 2017/03/04(Sat)13:14 No. 784827 ID: e136ae
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You have chosen the role of THIEF to fall to KITTY.

Kitty: Holy shit, something sensible.

Please choose 3 of the 4 remaining OPTIONAL PARTY MEMBERS to play the roles of CLERIC, BARD and MAGIC USER.

Your choices:
- PUMPED UP BATTLE FLYCATCHER
- SEXY ASS SCIENCE FAERIE MARIE
- THE TECHPRIEST/PROFESSIONAL LAB WRESTLER UNDERSTRANNER
- "What the Crap?!" QUICKMAN

Flycatcher: bard.

Quickman: cleric. He worships the archetypal speedster. Nice that he can cast haste, the actual speed dependency is a drawback, though.

Science fairy: Have her steal fighter from spike. Tiny fighter fairy and unpredictable idiot mage is clearly the better choice.

Flycatcher: BattleToadMage
Science Fairy: Bard (With Flashing Headlights as her special ability)
And trade the remaining two characters for a healing artifact:

Fountain of Healing Farts
Size: Small (Dwarf-sized)
Mobile: Yes
Sentient: No (activate with voice commands and contextual input)
Passive Ability: Heal 2HP / Turn
Overdrive: Heals 6HP to a single character, healing power -50% for 2 turns
Full Defense: User gains 105DR (Up to 90% of all damage will be negated, unless Damage Resistance is lowered to less than 90) and 5 Damage Threshold (Unit deducts 5 damage from all attacks, does not affect tactics or status effects)
Buildup: Healing Power -50% for two turns, Healing Power increases by 50% per turn for three turns.
Camping Skill: Can produce dense beef jerky with minor healing properties when fed with pure meat, or other such cooking items.

Cleric for Understranner? A techpriest is cleric-y and assuming it's DnD style clerics then that should be pretty decent combat-wise, which fits the wrestle-y bit.

Er, for the other two: Flycatcher as Magic user, and Mary as bard? (Although the other way round might be hilarious).