Smik 2016/04/13(Wed)18:11 No. 716338 ID: 3009b4
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Kitty is pretty sure this is inappropriate for children.

>>702055

Done.

So that takes care of one GOOMBA. What happened to the other one?

Did Spike just throw the other goomba into a burning otaku store?

I don't think they're edible anymore...

Smik 2016/06/02(Thu)22:46 No. 727543 ID: 3009b4
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>>701412

Meanwhile, FLYCATCHER in an effort to get the hell out of this quest spots a strange pulsing set of lights. He is mesmerized and as reaches out to touch it...

Smik 2016/06/02(Thu)22:53 No. 727544 ID: 3009b4
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MEGA WARP!

ADVANCE TWO LEVELS!

>>727544
What all comes with the level up?

>>727544
I think that means they get to skip two entire missions / mission stages.

... So where did you land again?

Smik 2016/06/02(Thu)23:44 No. 727551 ID: 3009b4
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Spike: Wait, so did we win? Did we defeat the Jay Leno/Skeletor hybrid?

Kitty: Do we care? It's just the Tonight Show.

Spike: What about the Statue of Liberty and New York?

Kitty: It's just New York. Tokyo gets destroyed all the time and it doesn't bother them.

Spike: But I care if it counts as us "running away" from Jay Leno.

Flycatcher: Does anyone care that we're in this void?

Kitty: Oooo! And I'm dressed in a fancy lab coat!

*** LEVEL THREE: STRANNER'S LAB (after the defeat of Jay Leno of LEvel One and Dr. Forrester of Level Two) ***

Spike: ... I would have liked to have seen that, too. But why's this all blank?

Kitty: Probably because we have never been in a lab or even seen Stranner before?

Spike: Ah, so this is one of those "get suggestions and then draw the lab and Stranner".

Kitty: I think Stranner should be a duck.

Spike: Why?

Kitty: 'Cause ducks are usually angry. Donald Duck is angry. Daffy Duck is angry. Howard the Duck is angry. Ducks are mad angry.

Spike: What if he doesn't wanna be a funny animal?

Kitty: Then he can be an Angry Bird.

****

I have never been in a real lab before! Rather than do something sensible like look up real labs in Google or talk to Stranner about it, you get to pick the LAB and what STRANNER looks like!

Then Spike and Kitty are going to run amuck in it.

The LAB is a doggy day care for LABradors in science coats, and Strainer is a mop with glasses stuck on it.

Go with a Fairy Brothel for a laboratory and Robin Williams as the head of Chimera Stranner's Tail Snake.

And the goat head is Janet from "Phillip Dollarfield doesn't care about saving the princess" quest. If there's a dragon head, it's now Deadpool's stern headvoice.

STRANNER is a reptile with porous skin, sort of a Latin lover by way of Caesar Romero

I think the fairiy and dog labs both have their charms.

Stranner is a golden LAB. His lab is filled to the brim with lazy students who copy the same wrong answers off of everyone.

The_Stranner 2016/06/06(Mon)17:40 No. 728191 ID: fd73fa
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Lab References Room 1: The main room where the most science happens.

The_Stranner 2016/06/06(Mon)17:40 No. 728192 ID: fd73fa
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Lab Reference Room 2: Space where machines will be resurrected.

The_Stranner 2016/06/06(Mon)17:42 No. 728194 ID: fd73fa
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Lab Reference Room 3: Tiny and overcrowded room where one should not sit on the floor.

Author Note: I'm totally OK with these references being in-quest.

Smik 2016/09/24(Sat)01:25 No. 749531 ID: dfc4c7
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>>727558

Faerie Lab Assistant: Hello, and welcome to the Faerie Bordello & Sexual Laboratories!

Kitty: Whoah shit Spike, I think we're going with a Kome suggestion!

Spike: When did you start swearing?

Kitty: I suggestively licked a penis-shaped mushroom, I'm totes done being kid friendly.

Kitty thinks for a moment.

Kitty: Wait, this workplace is not safe for work! This is a WNSFW environment! Can you handle it?

Spike: I don't know. Can you remember if I'm fixed?

Kitty: I think you're beyond fixing, Spike.

Spike: Oh, OK.

Kitty: Just check to see if you still have your balls.

Spike: I keep all my balls in my pockets.

Kitty: Your testicles, then. See if you still have your testicles.

Spike: I left all my testicles and quizzicles back in schoolicles.

Kitty: Hey Spike! You're either an idiot or an asshole, pick one!

Spike: I choose idiot 'cause I don't like swearing.

Kitty: Well at least it differentiates our characters somewhat. I can barely remember my character except I was a ninja/lawyer who became a hero because evil ninjas and lawyers tend to die real real fast. Also ninjas who wear bright red die fast too unless they're a hero.

Spike: You wore red?

Kitty: You forgot?

Spike: We haven't been drawn in colour this whole quest, what I remember is irrelevant. I can't even remember if I'm fixed.

Kitty: OK, I wore red. And I'm blonde. I was totally a cat lawyer ninja version of the chick robot in Ninja Warriors.


Faerie Lab Assistant: Look, I appreciate you padding things out so I can avoid work until my lunch break but you two are starting to bug me. What do you want?

Spike: We're just supposed to 'run amuck' and some guy named "Stranner" is supposed to be here.

Faerie Lab Assistant: Oh, OK well I can take you to him shortly.

Kitty: We're gonna fucking kill his boss too. Has he always run a faerie brothel sex lab?

Faerie Lab Assistant: No, not until Kome made the suggestion just now and he won't stop screaming about it.


Please suggest a stupidity:

1. Spike and Kitty go meet Stranner.
2. Spike and Kitty go meet Stranner's Boss.
3. Spike and Kitty mindlessly mess with the lab equipment until something happens.
4. Flycatcher does something.
5. The Faerie Lab Assistant does something.
6. Suggest your own stupidity.

>>749531
Spike and Kitty, build a better transistor!

... What? Oh, was I supposed to give you guys something insane to do? TOO BAD. I'm giving those suggestions to the others. You have the opportunity to stock up on research, so get to it.

Flycatcher, peel off all the motivational posters that are creeping you the @#$% out. Look for a secret doorway back to your quest so you can get to Chapter 4 already.

Faerie Lab Assistant, if you don't give us your name I'm going to call you Succuba Incarna. Now, where are your clone sisters and how do we put them in a science blender?

Spike and Kitty mindlessly mess with the lab equipment until something happens until they accidently create mutant space gerbils with rabies.

Two.

6. This is a Faerie Bordello & Sexual Laboratory. That's a pretty unique combination. Shouldn't you explore some of what this place... offers before you go messing it up, or blowing it up, or killing the man in charge?

You know, enjoy the level a bit! Don't just to clear it and set off the self destruct!

Bottle Succuba Incarna and use her as a light source.

Then do a 5 hit combo to the circuit breaker.

>>749531
Check if spike still has his balls, then somehow spawn phallic weaponry to fight the monsters. Or just to fuck around. Feel free to pick your interpretation of 'fuck around'.

Smik 2016/09/27(Tue)20:42 No. 750158 ID: dfc4c7
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>>749535
>Spike and Kitty, build a better transistor!

SPIKE has built the SONIC TRANSISTOR!

You mean... [A vibrator]?

It's a transistor that also doubles as some kind of audio-vibrato-physio-molecular transport device, made from various parts found in the lab, a dildo and a fleshlight.

A device capable of breaking down solid matter [A vibrator for virgins] and then projecting it through space [A cosmic vibrator] and, who knows, perhaps even time itself. [A vibrator for Dr. Who]

Spike however is both a terrible scientist and engineer. Not only does he not know how he built it, how it works, or why it works, but he'll never be able to duplicate his efforts and it works on principles that the rest of the world hasn't caught up to yet, so while the device is actually fully functional it's not only completely impractical but also likely fatal to anyone actually trying to use the dildo/fleshlight portions of the device.

Spike will keep it in hammerspace for now.

Ew.

... Wait a minute. Where's Kitty?

You should ask the fairy lab assistant how the bordello part of this works. Is it sciency?

>but also likely fatal to anyone actually trying to use the dildo/fleshlight portions of the device
Use it on Stranner's boss.

Smik 2016/10/02(Sun)01:54 No. 750721 ID: dfc4c7
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>You should ask the fairy lab assistant how the bordello part of this works. Is it sciency?

Kitty: Hey Succuba Incarna.

Faerie Lab Assistant: That's not my name.

Kitty: It is now.

Faerie Lab Assistant: No it's not it's Mary.

Kitty: Pffft.

Faerie Lab Assistant Who Claims to be Mary: It says right here on my ID Tag.

Kitty: That clearly wasn't shown before.

Mary: Tough titty, Kitty.

Kitty: I'll let that go on improve rhyming alone.

Mary: You were asking?

Kitty: Yeah. *Ahem* "how does the bordello part of this place work? Is it sciency?"

Mary: Well, there's two parts to the bordello. One is simple pay-to-lay with the standard options, and that's how we supplement our funding and research. However, we have no shortage of volunteers for those who are willing to partake in various sexual scientific research and development. We have a short video introduction if you're like to see it.

Kitty: Sure.

Mary pulls a remote out from the inside of her "lab coat" and a monitor drops down from the ceiling.

Mary: The series features a short introduction to Link and Zelda's "Studies in Elasticity (differences between faerie, elfin and human capacity, rates and durations stretching, Elena's Lecture on "Sexual Spectrums" (which covers fetishes, overlaps and possible causes and effects), and a short study on ass curvatures.

Kitty: Hey, the cross between porn music and bland scientific music is a nice OH WHAT THE FUCK?! Look lady, I can lick my own ass but that shit is going too far!

Mary: Hmmm, maybe I should skip ahead to Elena's lecture on sexual spectrums instead. Unless there is something specific you'd like to see the research data for?

We need intel on BOSS FIGHTS

Build a Chekov Weapon to beat each boss easily

Or get the blueprints and build along the way

Also, did Spike stick the transistor in someone yet? You should rein him in

>>750721
Just volunteer to be subjected to research already. Spike's distracted building something out of a pile of junk in the corner, go have some fun.

The brothel is clearly for fairy-human relations.
And we are some kinda cat-person ninja thing.

Would sensei approve of us shaming our chowder in so base a fashion? Anyway, pet the fairy.

>>750801
Meant "clowder".

Smik 2016/10/17(Mon)14:00 No. 753423 ID: dfc4c7
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Mary: This is a field study in which we determined if Bayonetta can take a full arm up her ass and began the field of elasticity-to-proportions mass ratios.

>>753423
I changed my mind

SHOOT THE BITCH IN THE FACE (nonlethal ammo only)

Since you likely don't have a gun stab her in the arm with random needle full of unknown chemicals.

>>753423
Well the fairy seems into large insertions, but kitty sure don't.

Remember what kind of show this is supposed to be and activate the network censors to protect yourself!

Welp, she's a horrible person and should probably join our party.

It's now time to mess with the lab equipment.

Smik 2016/12/08(Thu)23:52 No. 764699 ID: e136ae
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Spike: HAY KITTY! I found a student for my class!

Kitty: Sweetie, what have I told you about screwing with what little fragile continuity we have?

Spike: NOTHING this is my first time doing this!

Kitty: Take the cute little girl back to wherever you found her, asshole.

Spike: OK!

Smik 2016/12/08(Thu)23:54 No. 764700 ID: e136ae
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Mary: I have a terrifying feeling that I am two places at once.

Kitty: Just roll with it, kid -- I don't think this quest's going to make any more sense anytime soon.

Smik 2016/12/09(Fri)22:25 No. 764907 ID: e136ae
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Spike: I ACQUIRED A SNOOGIE-BOO KITTY!

Smik 2016/12/09(Fri)22:25 No. 764908 ID: e136ae
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Kitty: God dammit, Spike.

So, move on to the next room?

Smik 2016/12/10(Sat)00:13 No. 764918 ID: e136ae
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In a blaze of impressive pyrotechnics...

Stranner: No, that's just something that's gone terribly wrong in the lab again that I'll have to stay late to fix.

In a blaze of haphazard lab equipment and excessive overtime without any extra pay enters THE UNDERSTRANNER!

Stranner: What the hell has happened to the lab?

1. Spike: It was like that when we got here!
2. Kitty: It's a faerie science brothel.
3. Flycatcher: Don't look at me, I don't even work here.
4. Snoogie-Boo says something.
5. Have the narrator explain it.

The other guys tried to fix the corona discharge machine without actually having any clue how, and one of them nearly got fried messing with a high-voltage cable. After a lot of panic, the lab's been reduced to this and they've either started hiding or verbally panicking in Chinese once they see someone else.

Smik 2016/12/10(Sat)00:51 No. 764924 ID: e136ae
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>>764919
Kitty: Remarkable, it appears Snoogie-Boo also picks up suggestions. This could get awkward soon.

Smik 2016/12/10(Sat)00:51 No. 764926 ID: e136ae
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Stranner: ... so it's Tuesday.

Smik 2016/12/10(Sat)00:59 No. 764930 ID: e136ae
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Snoogie-Boo has more to say.

>>764930
To what?

>>764930
Wow, so you're doing what I told you I didn't want you to do... by broadcasting through your strawman monster that I didn't want you to do it.

>>764931
Presumably looking at the data on that Bayonetta field study. Spike, turn Snoogie-Boo around to look at something else.

>>764926
>its tuesday
Does this mean Bison will grace our village?

Smik 2016/12/10(Sat)12:39 No. 765003 ID: e136ae
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Kitty: So anyway, I'm pretty sure we're here to murder the hell out of your boss. Possibly to also pet faeries.

>>764967
>Presumably looking at the data on that Bayonetta field study. Spike, turn Snoogie-Boo around to look at something else.

Spike: I'll put him in a little carrier and keep him safe.

Snoogie-Boo: Wow, so you're doing what I told you I didn't want you to do... by broadcasting through your strawman monster that I didn't want you to do it.

Spike: Awww you're NOT made of straw widdle Snoogie-Boo! You made of fwuff and cootness and widdle fangs and widdle horns and you like widdle Fizzgig from "The Dark Crystal" and I wuv you!

Kitty: So anyway, we need intel on BOSS FIGHTS as Kome suggested. What can you tell us about your boss?

Stranner: He's a horrible little man?

Kitty: Any particular strengths or weaknesses? Bullet immunity, ninja training... giant laser pointed at the moon?

Stranner: No, he's just a horrible little man.

Kitty: Huh.

Spike: We can't just kill him out-right that'd be too easy, isn't that right Snoogie-Boo?

Kitty: You're just gonna keep gushing over that thing, aren't you? But Spike's right, there's no way we can do something like just walk up and cut his head off. It'd be too quick and there's no challenge to just offing some vile little man hiding behind his tenure in a simplistic way. We gotta get Bugs Bunny up in this bitch.

Mary, Naughty Science Faerie: Actually we have a...

Kitty: Shut your whore mouth.

Technically, I think a strawman has to use deliberately faulty arguments to misrepresent or slander a position. Obnoxiously repeating whatever someone else says verbatim is... uh, not so much a logical fallacy as playground taunting.

>there's no way we can do something like just walk up and cut his head off.
Especially if this is still an 80s cartoons, because you can only use the edges of your weapons against robots, clones, and other inhuman things.

...maybe we need to turn him into a robot so he's okay to murderize.

Smik 2016/12/10(Sat)13:22 No. 765009 ID: e136ae
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>>764982

Bison: DID SOMEONE SAY "TUESDAY"?

Smik 2016/12/10(Sat)13:22 No. 765010 ID: e136ae
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...

Smik 2016/12/10(Sat)13:22 No. 765011 ID: e136ae
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...?

Smik 2016/12/10(Sat)13:23 No. 765013 ID: e136ae
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...

Smik 2016/12/10(Sat)13:23 No. 765014 ID: e136ae
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...

Smik 2016/12/10(Sat)13:23 No. 765015 ID: e136ae
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!!!

Smik 2016/12/10(Sat)13:23 No. 765016 ID: e136ae
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Bison: OK BYE!!!

Well, that was delicious.

>>765016
YES
YES

Now that was a important moment in our lives.

Is that a Commissar pretending to be M.Bison or is that M.Bison as the new Commissar?

...what just happened?

>>765244
For us? The most important day of our lives.

For him? Just another tuesday.

its a reference to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlhOUyy4wbs

Smik 2016/12/21(Wed)23:45 No. 767497 ID: e136ae
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Kitty: Hey Stranner? Is your boss's name Chester by any chance?

Stranner: Why?

Kitty, what are you planning...

Smik 2016/12/21(Wed)23:50 No. 767499 ID: e136ae
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Kitty: Oh, just that there's a joke I could be making if it is. Merry Christmas, Stranner.

Stranner: Murder is probably the least appropriate Christmas gift ever.

Kitty: Are you a vegetarian?

Stranner: No.

Kitty: Meat's not murder?

Stranner: No.

Kitty: If we eat him afterwards it's not murder.

Stranner: Cannibalism is probably the least appropriate Christmas gift ever.

Kitty: It's not cannibalism for us, we're not human.


DECISION TIME!

1. Spare Stranner's boss because it's Christmas.

2. Roast Stranner's boss because it'd be a dark Christmas miracle.

3. Roast and then eat Stranner's boss because meat isn't murder and Spike and Kitty aren't human anyway. Stranner can have fried chicken instead.

4. This is terrible and I'm going to hell, you suggest something else.

Give him a chance to earn his life. By which I mean deport him somewhere in Africa or Asia where he won't be a problem for Stranner, at least for the next few months. If he survives and makes it back home he's earned it.

Kill Stranner before he can revive his boss, then use his corpse as a connection between the fireplace and all the explosives you can find, then take all the porn that is useless to you (none of your fetishes, poor quality, has no connection to science, cannot be sold for more than the medium it's painted on) and post it on the fireplace and walls, then place all the good porn and technology outside and have flycatcher guard it, then use their phones and any other Wi-Fi recording devices to stream the whole thing live, then chase out all the other employees at swordpoint, then light the fuse and make sure you insult them one last time before you dash straight to the exit!

Wait, his boss is name Chester... Don't worry about it, because he is actually Chester cheetah, and he'll taste like Cheetos.

Smik 2016/12/22(Thu)09:47 No. 767539 ID: e136ae
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>>767504
>Give him a chance to earn his life. By which I mean deport him somewhere in Africa or Asia where he won't be a problem for Stranner, at least for the next few months. If he survives and makes it back home he's earned it.

Spike: That sounds expensive. Maybe we could ask Santa for a favour?

>>767539
Nah just do something like Team Rocket blasting off and aim him in the direction of Asia/Africa. He'll be fiiiiiiine, cartoon physics demand it.

Smik 2016/12/22(Thu)09:53 No. 767546 ID: e136ae
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>>767505
>Kill Stranner before he can revive his boss, then use his corpse as a connection between the fireplace and all the explosives you can find, then take all the porn that is useless to you (none of your fetishes, poor quality, has no connection to science, cannot be sold for more than the medium it's painted on) and post it on the fireplace and walls, then place all the good porn and technology outside and have flycatcher guard it, then use their phones and any other Wi-Fi recording devices to stream the whole thing live, then chase out all the other employees at swordpoint, then light the fuse and make sure you insult them one last time before you dash straight to the exit!

Spike: ...

Kitty: ...

Spike: ...

Kitty: ... no sweetie, Stranner is an ally character who hates his boss. He can't revive him, he wouldn't revive him, and he's only marginally interested in eating his corpse.

Stranner: Marginally?

Smik 2016/12/22(Thu)10:00 No. 767548 ID: e136ae
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>>767523
>Wait, his boss is name Chester... Don't worry about it, because he is actually Chester cheetah, and he'll taste like Cheetos.

Kitty: No dear, "Chester" as in "Chester's nuts roasting on an open fire". Y'know, "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire", as in a Christmas song? It's a joke dear, a little 'ha ha' -- at least until I had to explain it.

>>767548
I got the joke, I was just making another joke.

Chester might already be dead if he has been suffocating in the present, and isn't struggling. Might as well roast him and get rid of the evidence.

Smik 2016/12/22(Thu)11:29 No. 767568 ID: e136ae
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>>767561
>I got the joke, I was just making another joke.

Kitty: You were? (oh dear). Sorry pumpkin, while on the Internet it's usually a good idea to err on the side of stupid. You know how it is.

>Chester might already be dead if he has been suffocating in the present, and isn't struggling. Might as well roast him and get rid of the evidence.

Spike: He's struggling. Is his name really Chester or are we just calling him that? We could call him Frank or Anthony and say it's a weiner roast.

Kitty: Sssh Spike, the adults are talking.

hm, what if we you guys just eat a body part off of him. Won't be murder that way.

Smik 2017/01/11(Wed)20:18 No. 771881 ID: e136ae
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UnderStranner: Well I was almost going to say to let him off easier but then I remembered the shady crap he pulls and the amount of abuse he gets away with.

Kitty: How about ...

UnderStranner: I'm not into cannibalism.

Kitty: SPIKE! LIGHT 'EM UP BUT SET THE TABLE FOR JUST 2! Wait..

Kitty: Flycatcher, how do you feel about eating...

Flycatcher: You're a terrible person, Kitty.

Kitty: YEAH JUST TWO, SPIKE!

Smik 2017/01/11(Wed)20:20 No. 771882 ID: e136ae
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Kitty: OK, what the hell are you doing?

Mary, the Sexy Science Fairy: It's for science.

Kitty: Recording some asshole getting roasted alive is for science.

Mary, the Sexy Science Fairy: It's someone's fetish, and in this lab that means it's FOR SCIENCE!

Kitty: Everything is someone's fetish.

Mary, the Sexy Science Fairy: AND THEREFORE EVERYTHING IS A SEXUAL SCIENCE!

Kitty: You're a terrible person.

Aw man, Mary is going to ruin the moment.

Alright, no burning. let him go.

Smik 2017/01/11(Wed)21:00 No. 771892 ID: e136ae
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There is a sizable explosion from the fireplace.

Smik 2017/01/11(Wed)21:11 No. 771894 ID: e136ae
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Spike: GUYS! I THINK STRANNER'S BOSS WAS FULL OF METHANE!

Kitty: ...

Mary: ...

Spike: BECAUSE HE WAS A TERRIBLE PERSON!

Kitty: ...

Mary: ...

Spike: YOU KNOW WHY? IT HAS TO DO WITH POO!

Mary: ...

Kitty: ... 'cause he was an asshole who was always so full of shit?

Spike: THAT IS RIGHT!

Kitty: Spike?

Spike: YES?

Kitty: I'm pretty sure the human body cannot compress methane that effectively to create such a massive explosion.

Spike: It's funnier than us roasting someone alive and then eating said person.

Kitty: True. Also the meat would be ruined if we roasted him whole and alive.

Mary: I'm sure this is still somebody's fetish. An explosion fetish.

Time to hide the evidence.

SELECT NEXT MISSION Smik 2017/03/03(Fri)19:41 No. 784688 ID: e136ae
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Congratulations! The current mission is considered "Close Enough"! You may now select your next mission:

SELECTION A: "SNOOGIE-BOO, WHERE ARE YOU!" in which we will do a stupid Scooby-Doo parody. While Spike & Snoogie Boo will replace Shaggy & Scooby, Kitty and two others will replace Daphne, Velma, Fred & Scrappy. And then you'll maybe solve a mystery. Maybe.

SELECTION B: Spike & Kitty's Extremely Trendy Dungeon Crawl, in which our crew will take on the roles of Fighter, Thief, Magic-User, Cleric, Bard & Snoogie-Boo and do a dungeon crawl in an very trendy, very exclusive dungeon and most likely irritate the very trendy, very exclusive dungeon master.

>>784688
Dungeon Crawl.

Smik 2017/03/03(Fri)22:49 No. 784739 ID: e136ae
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Please choose a class for SPIKE.

Available classes:
- Fighter
- Magic User
- Thief
- Cleric
- Bard

Third grade. Spike was held back a lot in school.

Smik 2017/03/03(Fri)23:05 No. 784745 ID: e136ae
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You have selected THIRD GRADE class.

Spike will be equipped with SCHOOL SUPPLIES, a SCHOOL UNIFORM, a BACKPACK, PACKED LUNCH and a HALL PASS.

Are you sure? (Y/N)

LOL no.

Express Class - Spike is now the inventory guy.

>>784747
Why not both?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRjUMEQJnWA

>>784747
Or maybe the Panda Express class. You are hungry for Chinese food.

Smik 2017/03/03(Fri)23:50 No. 784754 ID: e136ae
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You have selected THIRD GRADE PANDA EXPRESS CLASS.

Spike will be equipped with a COURIER'S PACK which may contain SCHOOL SUPPLIES, A PACKED LUNCH, PENCILS, CHINESE FOOD, 3RD GRADERS, a PANDA, or some combination thereof.

He also guaranteed to arrive the next business day or you will receive a full refund. This may be less than optimal for Chinese food delivery.


Are you sure? (Y/N)

Y, or N? I'll go with Q, thanks.

Smik 2017/03/04(Sat)12:22 No. 784815 ID: e136ae
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>>784764

You have chosen OPTION Q: LET QUICKMAN DECIDE!

Quickman: ... what the crap?

>QUICKMAN, please select a class for SPIKE.

Quickman: ... what the CRAP?!

>Also... ** QUICKMAN JOINS THE PARTY **

Quickman: WHAT THE CRAP?!

>Did you want to go back to the Megaman series?

Quickman: Hell no, Capcom's not given me work in years.

>QUICKMAN joins the lineup of OPTIONAL PARTY MEMBERS which also includes:

- BUFF FLYCATCHER
- SCIENCE ASS FAERIE (whose name is Mary)
- THE UNDERSTRANNER

(Required party members: Spike, Kitty, Snoogie-Boo)

>QUICKMAN, please select a class for SPIKE.

Quickman: Holy crap, what happened to this guy?

>QUEST happened to this guy. They first selected 3RD GRADER, then chose 3RD GRADE PANDA EXPRESS.

Quickman: What were the options?

>Fighter, magic-user, thief, cleric, bard.

Quickman: WHAT THE CRAP?!

>Apparently that's your catch phrase.

Quickman: Geez... umm... he doesn't look too smart, I think we better go with "fighter".

>3RD GRADER comes with a hall pass and packed lunch, you know.

Quickman: Can he take a hit?

>He can take all the hits, especially to the head.

Quickman: OK, yeah, fighter. Look, I think it'd be funny to slot him into another class too but I might have to work with this guy and I don't wanna hear whatever music or sermons he might come up with, and I sure as hell don't want him to play with magic.

SPIKE WILL BE A FIGHTER.

Smik 2017/03/04(Sat)12:42 No. 784820 ID: e136ae
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Please choose a class for KITTY.

Available classes:
- Magic User
- Thief
- Cleric
- Bard

Kitty: Ninja-lawyer.

>You stay out of this.

Kitty: Why am I in a bra & panties?

>Spike was in boxers.

Kitty: Striped panties. You're pandering, I'm not OK with this. My design's changed again.

>Tough.

Kitty: Spike's design didn't change.

>Spike is a zen-like idiot.

Kitty: ... actually that's fair enough.

>>784820
Well lawyers and ninjas are both sub-classifications of thieves, right? Slap some prestige classes on there and we've got what we want.

Smik 2017/03/04(Sat)13:14 No. 784827 ID: e136ae
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You have chosen the role of THIEF to fall to KITTY.

Kitty: Holy shit, something sensible.

Please choose 3 of the 4 remaining OPTIONAL PARTY MEMBERS to play the roles of CLERIC, BARD and MAGIC USER.

Your choices:
- PUMPED UP BATTLE FLYCATCHER
- SEXY ASS SCIENCE FAERIE MARIE
- THE TECHPRIEST/PROFESSIONAL LAB WRESTLER UNDERSTRANNER
- "What the Crap?!" QUICKMAN

Flycatcher: bard.

Quickman: cleric. He worships the archetypal speedster. Nice that he can cast haste, the actual speed dependency is a drawback, though.

Science fairy: Have her steal fighter from spike. Tiny fighter fairy and unpredictable idiot mage is clearly the better choice.

Flycatcher: BattleToadMage
Science Fairy: Bard (With Flashing Headlights as her special ability)
And trade the remaining two characters for a healing artifact:

Fountain of Healing Farts
Size: Small (Dwarf-sized)
Mobile: Yes
Sentient: No (activate with voice commands and contextual input)
Passive Ability: Heal 2HP / Turn
Overdrive: Heals 6HP to a single character, healing power -50% for 2 turns
Full Defense: User gains 105DR (Up to 90% of all damage will be negated, unless Damage Resistance is lowered to less than 90) and 5 Damage Threshold (Unit deducts 5 damage from all attacks, does not affect tactics or status effects)
Buildup: Healing Power -50% for two turns, Healing Power increases by 50% per turn for three turns.
Camping Skill: Can produce dense beef jerky with minor healing properties when fed with pure meat, or other such cooking items.

Cleric for Understranner? A techpriest is cleric-y and assuming it's DnD style clerics then that should be pretty decent combat-wise, which fits the wrestle-y bit.

Er, for the other two: Flycatcher as Magic user, and Mary as bard? (Although the other way round might be hilarious).