>>604319
Maybe we could repair things after the fact, but erasing friends or loved ones of people we know would still make the mortal portion of our adventure awkward. (I mean, how can you hang out with Elanor if you know you erased her girlfriend, and she can't even remember her?). I'd prefer not to, but then again, it's not like we have any choice in who our competitors are.

Orion 2014/11/22(Sat)10:23 No. 604352 ID: 0eaf76
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>"Since we're at work now I don't now's the best time to talk about it..."

"Right, right."

>"But hey, if you have anything you want to talk about I'm always here!"

"Thanks, Ron..."

I really hope that crazy sheep treats her right... From the outside, the relationship looks a bit er...odd.

>What if one of them is a panty contestant?!

Seriously? I really don't think Eleanor would be one...maybe the sheep though...but I can't just go around assuming everyone wants to be a Panty God! Anyways, let's wrap up this shift quickly before I start assuming everyone's a serial killer.

>You return to work.

Orion 2014/11/22(Sat)10:24 No. 604353 ID: 0eaf76
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Phew! Another hour under my sleeve. I should be able to clock out now...but I still need to check in with Reina to see what's up. Did she overhear our conversation in the break room? My head would be on the wall if that happened...oh well! Time to face the thunder!

Orion 2014/11/22(Sat)10:24 No. 604354 ID: 0eaf76
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>"Hey Reina? You wanted me to come?"

"Yes. Please pay attention..."

Oh god. I'm terrified. What is she gonna say? That I'm a horrible employee? That she's attracted to me? That she hates my guts?

Better turn on my voice in case she actually does like me somehow...

>"I'm open to whatever you have to say to me..."

>You bat your eyelashes.

"We're going to be accepting a few new employees..."

>"Yeah?"

Orion 2014/11/22(Sat)10:24 No. 604355 ID: 0eaf76
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"Would you be open to training them? You'd have to put in extra hours and such, but if you're up for it I'll let you."

>"Wh--what?"

What the hell? If I'm already an irresponsible employee then why make MORE irresponsible employees?!

"I understand that your work ethic could use a bit of polishing but er...how do I put this..."

>"...?"

"The incoming crowd of newbies are either girls or homosexual guys. You're honestly quite the looker, if you think about it."

>"....Eh?"

Tell that to the hundreds of girls who've rejected me over the course of my life!

"Don't take these compliments personally. They don't include any of my personal opinions concerning you."

>>604355
"O... kay... then... Sure, I can do that."

>>604355
"I wanted to ask what you thought of me because I think you're amazing."

Say it, nerd.

Orion 2014/11/22(Sat)10:37 No. 604360 ID: 0eaf76
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>"Well what IS your opinion of me? Because I think you're pretty amazing~"

"..."

>"..."

"Are you expecting me to jump into your arms?"

>"Wh--! No! I was just--"

"I'll admit you're attractive, but you're also weak-minded and young."

>"Hey..."

"Anyways, do you accept the job?"

>"Sure..."

>Tell that to the hundreds of girls who've rejected me over the course of my life!
Tell that to the girls who have started falling over you since you met pantsu.

>>604355
*Teasing, with the voice* So... you're putting superficial appearance above performance? That isn't workplace discrimination, or sexual exploitation?

Assuming she's either into you, or is massively business serious, this should leave her flustered.

(Overall, this is good. Training new girls is an opportunity for panties!).

>>604360
Say that you're strong enough to ask her out on a date. Ask her out on a date. Slam your hands into the table and say 'I'M GOING OUT TO CATCH A PERVERT FOR THE WOMEN OF THE CITY' because you are. Be proactive. Prove your strength.

>>604360
Exactly how many newbies are there anyway? Anything we should know about them beforehand?

Also need to ask Pantsu if panties worn by males count.

>>604361
>>604362
I don't think we should do any of this. It has very real chances of backfiring horribly.

Let's just focus on the newbies. So many other opportunities for panties there - and odds are they also won't kill you by snu-snu.

Right on I think you are better off dropping the flirting route for now, it's kind of the opposite of the recommended hard to get course.
Just say yes to whatever she wants and get out of there before you manage to make this any more embarassing.

"Nah, that's a fair enough description of me."
Honestly think we should cut our losses for now, she knows we're interested and that's good enough for now.
Just work on the Weak-minded part and we'll be fine, just gotta get ourselves actually working for once.

God there is going to be so many points for this grab.

>>604362
I thought it was recommended we play hard to get, this seems a little forward to me.

Ask her what the real reason for this is. Whether or not the rookies may find us physically attractive sounds like it should be pretty low on criteria for this responsibility, I'm not saying no but I'd like to know the real reason.

Orion 2014/11/22(Sat)10:52 No. 604370 ID: 0eaf76
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>"But I'll have you know...I'm going to go out and catch the Panty Rogue running around town! And would a strong man ask you out on a date?!"

>You slam yours hands on his desk.

>"GO ON A DATE WITH ME!"

Orion 2014/11/22(Sat)10:53 No. 604371 ID: 0eaf76
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...Is what you'd LIKE to say...but it's best to just shut up and keep to yourself.

>"So how many newbies are there going to be?"

"About 4. Not very many. But we're understaffed here as it is so it's nice to have a few hands around."

>"Yeah! Sure! I'd love to! Heh...but why would you base this off looks? That's a low criteria..."

"Teenagers are motivated by love interests. Having an attractive man at work will probably cause them to try and work harder, therefore creating a better work environment."

>"Right...sounds good."

"Alright, you're free to clock out."

>You exit Reina's office.

Wow she's harsh...I think my ego lost a limb or something. I feel like I don't own a penis anymore.

She was a bit harsh yeah, but I wouldn't get too bent outta shape over it.
Just try and work on the areas she mentioned, and realize she IS still trusting you to train people. So she doesn't think you're COMPLETELY worthless.

>>604371
I think she enjoys cutting men down to size. Next time, play up the emasculation. We're approaching this the wrong way-- you shouldn't be flirty or proactive, you should be submissive and... well, a punching bag.

Chin up, Ron. This challenge will toughen you up, make you a better man. Also you're about to go hang out with some friends, won't that be nice?

Your ego could probably do with a little less weight anyway, it'll keep you in tip top shape when you go after those with more discerning tastes. Plus that just means it's more of an accomplishment when you do get a shot at her. You'll get your shot if we have anything to say about it, just don't think it'll be as easy as some of the women you've been encountering.

So anyway.

Let's go buy a whole lot of condoms, then look into this whole panty thief matter.

Look at the bright side, 1st she admitted you look good and 2nd 4 new people are coming one of them has to be a girl, that looks pretty promising. You are doing great, also we talked about you learning some self defense from that one girl, any thoughts on that?

>Wow she's harsh...I think my ego lost a limb or something. I feel like I don't own a penis anymore.
Well, she decided your work ethic wasn't worth anything, so she'd employ you as eye-candy.

Time to get your self esteem up. Time for a panty plot. Working on being a god is self affirming, manly work? (Even if you're stealing panties for a lesbian).

Well lets be frank here bud, this is probably the best things with Renia could be for now. Takes more than one day of flirting to get into most people's pants.

haha what
She straight up called you attractive.
A woman thinks you're eye candy for the customers, how does that hurt your ego?
A lion said that, it must mean your pretty attractive.
You could be a model!

You've always known you were a creep or slack off, but Emy's been thinking about you like you were an object since you've practically started. A friend drew porn of you and her.
You have a very unique position for a dude. You're actually an objectified dude! Like attractive ladies usually are, but as a dude man.
You're fucking rare. The fuck are you not ecstatic about women thinking about you like how you think about ladies. Do you NOT like the idea of women boning you in their minds and only caring about that? That they'd like to see you strip and motorboat your asscheeks or roll around in mud with another attractive dude?

>>604388
Yes, those things are awesome, but as a MAN and not a harlot, he realises that such position, while useful, leaves emptiness where the soul should...yeah, I can't finish this up with a straight face.

Stop being a moron and find solace in that you're actually an object of desire.

Go see jacob

Reina's the sort of lady who enjoys honestly, even if it means being blunt or harsh. May as well carry on with things.

>Teenagers are motivated by love interests. Having an attractive man at work will probably cause them to try and work harder, therefore creating a better work environment.

Become deluded and decide she is hinting at being your love interest in order to motivate you. She said you're young, so you probably basically count as a teenager for her anyway.

Orion 2014/11/22(Sat)19:39 No. 604458 ID: 0eaf76
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>You have a very unique position for a dude. You're actually an objectified dude! Like attractive ladies usually are, but as a dude man.
You're fucking rare. The fuck are you not ecstatic about women thinking about you like how you think about ladies. Do you NOT like the idea of women boning you in their minds and only caring about that? That they'd like to see you strip and motorboat your asscheeks or roll around in mud with another attractive dude?

Wait...is that what this all means? I'm something a girl would catcall walking down the street? That's...AWESOME. That's PERFECT for what I want to do. Bamboozle women into giving me their undies, while at the same time staying aloof and unattached! I CAN FUCK ANY GIRL I WANT TO.

>I CAN FUCK ANY GIRL I WANT TO.
Except for lesbians like Eleanor.

>I'm something a girl would catcall walking down the street?
And some dudes too.
Speaking of which, I might suggest experimenting with Jacob a bit.
He's pretty androgynous. Good start. You're in your college years, even if you aren't in college. You're supposed to fuck everything you can get your hands on.
Consider getting a little gay with your best male friend. And video tape it for Emy. Watch her just go fucking overdose with blushing.

>>604458

Focus on actually getting panties first. That's more important.

>>604458
Now don't go overboard with the whole anygirl I want talk. Reina herself pointed out your cute but that there's things she'd look for other than your looks, an overly big ego can do nothing but ruin you so cool it.

>I CAN FUCK ANY GIRL I WANT TO.
Um, not quite. You've certainly got better than average prospects, but let's dial down what's verging into rape-y thoughts, here.

But yeah, you've got a magic sexy voice and an adoring cultist. You're attached to that one, I'd think.

Orion 2014/11/22(Sat)20:14 No. 604465 ID: 0eaf76
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>You clock out of work.

Well, better go over to Jacob's house and see what all the fuss is about. But first! I'll stop at a convenience store and buy some condoms...you guys keep pestering me about that, so might as well, right? How expensive can they be?

$15? Yeesh...why don't they give these away for free? Whatever.

>You check out the condoms.

Orion 2014/11/22(Sat)20:14 No. 604466 ID: 0eaf76
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Alright, Jacob's house here I come...

>You arrive at Jacob's place.

>You ring the doorbell.

Any last words before I enter this bunny house of madness?

>get gay with Jacob.

I'll uh...keep that in mind.

>You knock on the door.

"Who is it?"

>"It's Ronald."

"Hold on..."

Orion 2014/11/22(Sat)20:15 No. 604467 ID: 0eaf76
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>The door opens.

Orion 2014/11/22(Sat)20:15 No. 604468 ID: 0eaf76
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>"Hi! I'm finally here--"

Orion 2014/11/22(Sat)20:16 No. 604470 ID: 0eaf76
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"Took you long enough, stupid!"

END OF CHAPTER 1

Oooh, boy shorts.
Oh wait, can't use those.
Damn.

>>604470
What, we had work. You never told us your friends little sister was hot. If only she didn't constantly beat the snot out of you and wasn't so young.

Damn, this bitch is rude as hell.

Is this how you show affection to everybody, or should I feel special?

>>604469
Holy shit! Uh, is your nose okay?

>knee to the face
>Took you long enough, stupid!
Geeze, I thought she had a crush on you. That visiting was a favor or something. Sure not acting like it.

>>604485
Love hurts?

USE THE VOICE

>>604472
>and wasn't so young.
Actually, she's old enough now. Just turned eighteen, Jacob said.