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600922 No. 600922 ID: 0eaf76

You're probably wondering why I'm standing in the middle of nowhere. With panties on my head. With a raging boner. With only my pajamas on.
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No. 604053 ID: ccea58

THIS IS A TRAP, SHE IS HERE TO STEAL YOUR CHANCE AT DIVINE GODHOOD
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No. 604054 ID: 0eaf76
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604054

>Stay chill.

>"Yes. Can I help you find something?"

:sheep: "Oh I was just looking for...ah! Eleanor!"

:pantyeleanor: "Huh? Clarissa? What are you doing here?"

:sheep: "I decided to drop by for a visit!"

>Clarissa plants a huge kiss on Eleanor's cheek.

:sheep: "Why aren't you returning my calls?"

:pantyeleanor: "I'm at work, silly..."

>"Uhh...so...is this your ah..."

If my suspicions are correct...

:pantyeleanor: "Yeah...this is my girlfriend...heh..."

:sheep: "Mmm, she's mine! Lay off her, horny dog-face!"

:pantyeleanor: "She uh...knows about you asking me out..."

>"Oh."
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No. 604055 ID: ccea58

Who would have guessed.
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No. 604056 ID: 6cb462

Whatever. Back to work.
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No. 604058 ID: 07a835

Tell her not to worry, you wouldn't dare interfere with such a happy couple.
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No. 604059 ID: eda819

>>604054
Give a reassuring smile and a thumbs up. Hey, she's all yours. I didn't know. I wouldn't dream of trying to steal someone else's girl. Bro code!
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No. 604060 ID: b8ceae

>>604054
"Ah. Ok, nice to meet you."
Well, if Eleanor is a lesbian then we can have Emy try to seduce her and her girlfriend, but that has a pretty low chance of success.
We can worry about that later.
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No. 604061 ID: 74b1ed

Apologize for that, try your damnedest to make things not awkward, and then get back to "playing hard to get".
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No. 604062 ID: a2f9bc

"Haha, thanks for rejecting me on my own merit instead of bringing your girlfriend into it that time. I'll cover for you if you need a minute."

Back to work.
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No. 604065 ID: 330ce5

What a cute couple, welp time to work hard but be cool and kinda be alittle cold to the boss. Like most cats you gotta wait for her to come to you.
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No. 604066 ID: a19cd5

>>604062
votin on this
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No. 604067 ID: 0eaf76
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604067

>"Well, you two have...fun? I'll get back to work."

That explains a lot. Didn't think my intuitions were going to be proven so quickly. Is Pantsu watching me? Is she reading my thoughts?

>"And don't worry about me stealing her, Clarissa. I gotta follow the bro-code."

:sheep: "Hmph!"

>Reina appears from around the corner!

:lionlady: "Ah, it's the sheep. Make it quick, Eleanor. You have work to do."

:sheep: "Hey! I'm the customer! If I wanna hang out with her then I can, right?"

:lionlady: "I'm sorry, but I can't let you do that."

:sheep: "What if I write a strongly worded review on Yelp? I'm sure that'll convince you to change your mind!"

:lionlady: "You're welcome to try."

>"Um guys..."

:sheep: "Why are you always picking on Eleanor, anyways? What's up your butt?"

:lionlady: "I'm not. She's very productive, I'm only making sure she stays on track."

:sheep: "On track of being lame!"

:lionlady: "Please calm down."

:sheep: "You calm down!"
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No. 604068 ID: ccea58

"Whats up your butt?" Well, it should be our dick.
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No. 604069 ID: bb78f2

Clarissa, would you like a drink?
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No. 604070 ID: eda819

>Is Pantsu watching me?
Well, yeah. The whole scoring system is based on how much you amuse her, so of course she's watching.

>what do
Ask Clarissa if she'd rather give her girlfriend what attention she can for a minute or two, or if she'd rather fight with her boss while leaving her alone with the horny dog-face.

Should get her to reevaluate priorities real quick.

Then go talk to Reina to buy them time.
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No. 604071 ID: 19ab17

>>604067

"Lady, no offense, but can you please relax? Would you like some coffee?"

USE THE VOICE. Also, showing some backbone might impress the boss.
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No. 604072 ID: 6cb462

I'm hoping Clarissa's fight isn't scaring the customers that were in line. its probably best to ignore the fight and try to keep the customers relaxed if that is the case.
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No. 604073 ID: eda819

>>604071
Voice would be a bad idea, I think, since the sheep seems to already dislike us over to girl-jealousy.
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No. 604075 ID: 07a835

>>604067
...Clarissa seems a bit possessive, doesn't she?

Reina is the boss here, she's supposed to deal with customers. Don't interfere directly. Instead, turn to Eleanor, maybe she can get Clarissa to back off?
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No. 604076 ID: 07a835

>>604073
On the other hand, if she gets really pissed off Reina could have a good reason to throw her out entirely and ban her from the shop...
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No. 604082 ID: eda819

>>604076
...do we want that though? That just seems mean, and I don't really see an advantage in it.
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No. 604090 ID: a2f9bc

"What would you like to drink, miss?"

If her argument is that she's a customer, she's gotta do the thing where money for goods is done.
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No. 604100 ID: fa680a

>>604069
>>604090
This seems like the best idea.
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No. 604123 ID: 74b1ed

Side with Renia.
Not like those two are exactly doing you any favors anyway.
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No. 604143 ID: 330ce5

Don't use your voice, that wouldn't help here. What will help is you being professional and assertive. Don't be out right mean but don't back down either and try to stay neutral if possible.
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No. 604167 ID: a19cd5

>Taking sides against our gay friend's GF
Let's try to avoid this. I vote we go with plan "So, what's your order?"
Redirect the situation.
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No. 604202 ID: 0eaf76
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604202

>"Hey! Ma'am! Would you like to order a drink or anything...?"

:sheep: "Eh? A drink?"

:pantyeleanor: "Yeah...yelling at my boss isn't going to make my day any easier..."

:sheep: "Nngh...sure. Gimme a caramel latte or somethin'. A large one!"

>You begin to prepare the drink.

:pantyeleanor: "You can text me from the seating area, okay?"

:sheep: "Whatever!"

Egh...that girl is kind of...bratty. Why is Eleanor going out with someone like her? I know PLENTY of girls who are way more mature and constrained, hell, I know plenty of guys who are way more mature than that.

:lionlady: "What a nuisance..."

:pantyeleanor: "I'm sorry, Reina...she can uh...be a handful..."

:lionlady: "Mmm, it's not your fault. By the way, Ronald--"

>"Yeah?"

:lionlady: "Before you leave to clock out, check in with me in my office. I have a few things to discuss with you."

>"Oh...alright?"

>Reina returns back to her area.

I wonder what she wants...

:pantyeleanor: "Jeez, I wish they would get along better..."
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No. 604203 ID: 508532

>>604202
Why do I think she might have an itch to scratch? I mean, that sort of a thing's been happening to you a lot lately, so better brace yourself.

Probably it's just some boring work stuff, though.
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No. 604211 ID: 07a835

>>604202
It won't happen until she learns not to be so possessive. She sees Reina as a threat because she's in control of your time.
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No. 604214 ID: a19cd5

>>604211
This. Gotta sit her down and talk to her about that, some time, eleanor.
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No. 604219 ID: 8436ae

>Egh...that girl is kind of...bratty. Why is Eleanor going out with someone like her?
Eh, give her the benefit of the doubt. This isn't her best moment, doesn't mean there isn't anything good about her. Maybe she just has problems with jealousy, or authority.
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No. 604220 ID: b2c9e1

By the way the next time pantsu shows up, I gots me a question...How long will the whole quest take? A month? a year? 10? FOREVER?
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No. 604231 ID: bb78f2

>>604202
...Hey Elenor, what are the chances that Reina overheard us? Does she have access to the security cameras? Are their security camera's in the break room?
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No. 604232 ID: 74b1ed

>>604220
I believe three days was the time allotted.
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No. 604233 ID: 07a835

>>604232
Three days until the first battle/test. An unknown time remains until we challenge Pantsu herself.
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No. 604278 ID: bd1075

Oh shit! What could Reina want?
Also, go ask Eleanor how long this has been going for.
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No. 604284 ID: b2c9e1

>>604278
Let's remain Casual, but respectful, Trying to act too polite will probably piss her off.
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No. 604292 ID: 0eaf76
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604292

>"I think your girlfriend is a bit too possessive...she dislikes Reina because that lion is hogging up all your time."

:pantyeleanor: "Yeah..."

>"Should you talk to her? Or...?"

:pantyeleanor: "She's not usually like this. She's just been on edge recently..."

>"Any reason why?"

:pantyeleanor: "Ahh, it's a long story~ I'm sure you don't want to get into it."
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No. 604293 ID: 07a835

>>604292
Well... maybe when you're not on the clock. Reina got mad when you spent too much time gabbing with Eleanor.

...unless there's not much work to do at the moment? Then I say sure, if she doesn't mind telling it.
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No. 604294 ID: eda819

>Ahh, it's a long story~ I'm sure you don't want to get into it.
Well, okay. If you decide you need to talk, or you need a hand, you know I'm around. Good luck.

News sidequest: figure out out how you can acquire panties helping out your lesbifriend.
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No. 604295 ID: 2f7128

>>604293
Agreed. If she wants to talk about it, or anything else weighing on her mind for that matter, she is always free to call/meet up to discuss. We're her good friend and that's what friends are for.

But now is not the time for that story.
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No. 604296 ID: b8ceae

>>604292
"I'd love to hear it, if you're ok with talking about it."

She's probably a contestant.
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No. 604303 ID: eda819

>She's probably a contestant.
Well, that would be unfortunate, as we'd effectively be forced to kill her when we beat her and she ceases to exist! (Man, this panty contest is kind of dark, in a way).
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No. 604309 ID: 538a0d

>>604292
i don't mind, but it sounds like you'd rather not share and that's ok
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No. 604318 ID: 37aa84

>>604292
Drops in at work to ask why you haven't been returning her calls, gets over protective of you with some guy she knows asked you out, starts trouble with other people who take up much of your time. I think I get the general gist, if you'd like to talk to me about it I'd be willing to listen but I'm not going to go digging into your personal business.
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No. 604319 ID: cfe8e5

>>604303
Well, on the other hand, the winner DOES become god. Can always just poof the people you killed back into existence.
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No. 604323 ID: bb78f2

>>604319
Would they really be them though? Or fake thems?
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No. 604325 ID: a7a6b0

>>604323
Of course they would be them. We're a god!
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No. 604326 ID: 37aa84

>>604325
We're the god of pantsu, resurrection sounds like it could be outside our jurisdiction.
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No. 604328 ID: a7a6b0

>>604326
I'd say the old contestants would kind of fall under us.
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No. 604350 ID: eda819

>>604319
Maybe we could repair things after the fact, but erasing friends or loved ones of people we know would still make the mortal portion of our adventure awkward. (I mean, how can you hang out with Elanor if you know you erased her girlfriend, and she can't even remember her?). I'd prefer not to, but then again, it's not like we have any choice in who our competitors are.
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No. 604352 ID: 0eaf76
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604352

>"Since we're at work now I don't now's the best time to talk about it..."

:pantyeleanor: "Right, right."

>"But hey, if you have anything you want to talk about I'm always here!"

:pantyeleanor: "Thanks, Ron..."

I really hope that crazy sheep treats her right... From the outside, the relationship looks a bit er...odd.

>What if one of them is a panty contestant?!

Seriously? I really don't think Eleanor would be one...maybe the sheep though...but I can't just go around assuming everyone wants to be a Panty God! Anyways, let's wrap up this shift quickly before I start assuming everyone's a serial killer.

>You return to work.
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No. 604353 ID: 0eaf76
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604353

Phew! Another hour under my sleeve. I should be able to clock out now...but I still need to check in with Reina to see what's up. Did she overhear our conversation in the break room? My head would be on the wall if that happened...oh well! Time to face the thunder!
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No. 604354 ID: 0eaf76
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604354

>"Hey Reina? You wanted me to come?"

:lionlady: "Yes. Please pay attention..."

Oh god. I'm terrified. What is she gonna say? That I'm a horrible employee? That she's attracted to me? That she hates my guts?

Better turn on my voice in case she actually does like me somehow...

>"I'm open to whatever you have to say to me..."

>You bat your eyelashes.

:lionlady: "We're going to be accepting a few new employees..."

>"Yeah?"
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No. 604355 ID: 0eaf76
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604355

:lionlady: "Would you be open to training them? You'd have to put in extra hours and such, but if you're up for it I'll let you."

>"Wh--what?"

What the hell? If I'm already an irresponsible employee then why make MORE irresponsible employees?!

:lionlady: "I understand that your work ethic could use a bit of polishing but er...how do I put this..."

>"...?"

:lionlady: "The incoming crowd of newbies are either girls or homosexual guys. You're honestly quite the looker, if you think about it."

>"....Eh?"

Tell that to the hundreds of girls who've rejected me over the course of my life!

:lionlady: "Don't take these compliments personally. They don't include any of my personal opinions concerning you."
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No. 604357 ID: b8ceae

>>604355
"O... kay... then... Sure, I can do that."
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No. 604358 ID: 4754ce

>>604355
"I wanted to ask what you thought of me because I think you're amazing."

Say it, nerd.
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No. 604360 ID: 0eaf76
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604360

>"Well what IS your opinion of me? Because I think you're pretty amazing~"

:lionlady: "..."

>"..."

:lionlady: "Are you expecting me to jump into your arms?"

>"Wh--! No! I was just--"

:lionlady: "I'll admit you're attractive, but you're also weak-minded and young."

>"Hey..."

:lionlady: "Anyways, do you accept the job?"

>"Sure..."
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No. 604361 ID: eda819

>Tell that to the hundreds of girls who've rejected me over the course of my life!
Tell that to the girls who have started falling over you since you met pantsu.

>>604355
*Teasing, with the voice* So... you're putting superficial appearance above performance? That isn't workplace discrimination, or sexual exploitation?

Assuming she's either into you, or is massively business serious, this should leave her flustered.

(Overall, this is good. Training new girls is an opportunity for panties!).
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No. 604362 ID: 4754ce

>>604360
Say that you're strong enough to ask her out on a date. Ask her out on a date. Slam your hands into the table and say 'I'M GOING OUT TO CATCH A PERVERT FOR THE WOMEN OF THE CITY' because you are. Be proactive. Prove your strength.
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No. 604363 ID: a7a6b0

>>604360
Exactly how many newbies are there anyway? Anything we should know about them beforehand?

Also need to ask Pantsu if panties worn by males count.
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No. 604364 ID: a7a6b0

>>604361
>>604362
I don't think we should do any of this. It has very real chances of backfiring horribly.

Let's just focus on the newbies. So many other opportunities for panties there - and odds are they also won't kill you by snu-snu.
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No. 604365 ID: 74b1ed

Right on I think you are better off dropping the flirting route for now, it's kind of the opposite of the recommended hard to get course.
Just say yes to whatever she wants and get out of there before you manage to make this any more embarassing.
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No. 604366 ID: a19cd5

"Nah, that's a fair enough description of me."
Honestly think we should cut our losses for now, she knows we're interested and that's good enough for now.
Just work on the Weak-minded part and we'll be fine, just gotta get ourselves actually working for once.

God there is going to be so many points for this grab.
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No. 604369 ID: 37aa84

>>604362
I thought it was recommended we play hard to get, this seems a little forward to me.

Ask her what the real reason for this is. Whether or not the rookies may find us physically attractive sounds like it should be pretty low on criteria for this responsibility, I'm not saying no but I'd like to know the real reason.
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No. 604370 ID: 0eaf76
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604370

>"But I'll have you know...I'm going to go out and catch the Panty Rogue running around town! And would a strong man ask you out on a date?!"

>You slam yours hands on his desk.

>"GO ON A DATE WITH ME!"
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No. 604371 ID: 0eaf76
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604371

...Is what you'd LIKE to say...but it's best to just shut up and keep to yourself.

>"So how many newbies are there going to be?"

:lionlady: "About 4. Not very many. But we're understaffed here as it is so it's nice to have a few hands around."

>"Yeah! Sure! I'd love to! Heh...but why would you base this off looks? That's a low criteria..."

:lionlady: "Teenagers are motivated by love interests. Having an attractive man at work will probably cause them to try and work harder, therefore creating a better work environment."

>"Right...sounds good."

:lionlady: "Alright, you're free to clock out."

>You exit Reina's office.

Wow she's harsh...I think my ego lost a limb or something. I feel like I don't own a penis anymore.
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No. 604373 ID: a19cd5

She was a bit harsh yeah, but I wouldn't get too bent outta shape over it.
Just try and work on the areas she mentioned, and realize she IS still trusting you to train people. So she doesn't think you're COMPLETELY worthless.
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No. 604377 ID: 07a835

>>604371
I think she enjoys cutting men down to size. Next time, play up the emasculation. We're approaching this the wrong way-- you shouldn't be flirty or proactive, you should be submissive and... well, a punching bag.

Chin up, Ron. This challenge will toughen you up, make you a better man. Also you're about to go hang out with some friends, won't that be nice?
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No. 604378 ID: 37aa84

Your ego could probably do with a little less weight anyway, it'll keep you in tip top shape when you go after those with more discerning tastes. Plus that just means it's more of an accomplishment when you do get a shot at her. You'll get your shot if we have anything to say about it, just don't think it'll be as easy as some of the women you've been encountering.
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No. 604380 ID: a7a6b0

So anyway.

Let's go buy a whole lot of condoms, then look into this whole panty thief matter.
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No. 604381 ID: 330ce5

Look at the bright side, 1st she admitted you look good and 2nd 4 new people are coming one of them has to be a girl, that looks pretty promising. You are doing great, also we talked about you learning some self defense from that one girl, any thoughts on that?
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No. 604385 ID: eda819

>Wow she's harsh...I think my ego lost a limb or something. I feel like I don't own a penis anymore.
Well, she decided your work ethic wasn't worth anything, so she'd employ you as eye-candy.

Time to get your self esteem up. Time for a panty plot. Working on being a god is self affirming, manly work? (Even if you're stealing panties for a lesbian).
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No. 604387 ID: 74b1ed

Well lets be frank here bud, this is probably the best things with Renia could be for now. Takes more than one day of flirting to get into most people's pants.
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No. 604388 ID: bb78f2

haha what
She straight up called you attractive.
A woman thinks you're eye candy for the customers, how does that hurt your ego?
A lion said that, it must mean your pretty attractive.
You could be a model!

You've always known you were a creep or slack off, but Emy's been thinking about you like you were an object since you've practically started. A friend drew porn of you and her.
You have a very unique position for a dude. You're actually an objectified dude! Like attractive ladies usually are, but as a dude man.
You're fucking rare. The fuck are you not ecstatic about women thinking about you like how you think about ladies. Do you NOT like the idea of women boning you in their minds and only caring about that? That they'd like to see you strip and motorboat your asscheeks or roll around in mud with another attractive dude?
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No. 604390 ID: ba8549

>>604388
Yes, those things are awesome, but as a MAN and not a harlot, he realises that such position, while useful, leaves emptiness where the soul should...yeah, I can't finish this up with a straight face.

Stop being a moron and find solace in that you're actually an object of desire.
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No. 604419 ID: 6cb462

Go see jacob
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No. 604428 ID: 4f004c

Reina's the sort of lady who enjoys honestly, even if it means being blunt or harsh. May as well carry on with things.
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No. 604441 ID: a2f9bc

>Teenagers are motivated by love interests. Having an attractive man at work will probably cause them to try and work harder, therefore creating a better work environment.

Become deluded and decide she is hinting at being your love interest in order to motivate you. She said you're young, so you probably basically count as a teenager for her anyway.
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No. 604458 ID: 0eaf76
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604458

>You have a very unique position for a dude. You're actually an objectified dude! Like attractive ladies usually are, but as a dude man.
You're fucking rare. The fuck are you not ecstatic about women thinking about you like how you think about ladies. Do you NOT like the idea of women boning you in their minds and only caring about that? That they'd like to see you strip and motorboat your asscheeks or roll around in mud with another attractive dude?

Wait...is that what this all means? I'm something a girl would catcall walking down the street? That's...AWESOME. That's PERFECT for what I want to do. Bamboozle women into giving me their undies, while at the same time staying aloof and unattached! I CAN FUCK ANY GIRL I WANT TO.
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No. 604459 ID: 4f004c

>I CAN FUCK ANY GIRL I WANT TO.
Except for lesbians like Eleanor.
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No. 604460 ID: bb78f2

>I'm something a girl would catcall walking down the street?
And some dudes too.
Speaking of which, I might suggest experimenting with Jacob a bit.
He's pretty androgynous. Good start. You're in your college years, even if you aren't in college. You're supposed to fuck everything you can get your hands on.
Consider getting a little gay with your best male friend. And video tape it for Emy. Watch her just go fucking overdose with blushing.
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No. 604462 ID: 7b4933

>>604458

Focus on actually getting panties first. That's more important.
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No. 604463 ID: 37aa84

>>604458
Now don't go overboard with the whole anygirl I want talk. Reina herself pointed out your cute but that there's things she'd look for other than your looks, an overly big ego can do nothing but ruin you so cool it.
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No. 604464 ID: eda819

>I CAN FUCK ANY GIRL I WANT TO.
Um, not quite. You've certainly got better than average prospects, but let's dial down what's verging into rape-y thoughts, here.

But yeah, you've got a magic sexy voice and an adoring cultist. You're attached to that one, I'd think.
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No. 604465 ID: 0eaf76
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604465

>You clock out of work.

Well, better go over to Jacob's house and see what all the fuss is about. But first! I'll stop at a convenience store and buy some condoms...you guys keep pestering me about that, so might as well, right? How expensive can they be?

$15? Yeesh...why don't they give these away for free? Whatever.

>You check out the condoms.
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No. 604466 ID: 0eaf76
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604466

Alright, Jacob's house here I come...

>You arrive at Jacob's place.

>You ring the doorbell.

Any last words before I enter this bunny house of madness?

>get gay with Jacob.

I'll uh...keep that in mind.

>You knock on the door.

"Who is it?"

>"It's Ronald."

"Hold on..."
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No. 604467 ID: 0eaf76
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604467

>The door opens.
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No. 604468 ID: 0eaf76
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604468

>"Hi! I'm finally here--"
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No. 604469 ID: 0eaf76
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604469

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No. 604470 ID: 0eaf76
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604470

"Took you long enough, stupid!"

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No. 604471 ID: bb78f2

Oooh, boy shorts.
Oh wait, can't use those.
Damn.
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No. 604472 ID: 37aa84

>>604470
What, we had work. You never told us your friends little sister was hot. If only she didn't constantly beat the snot out of you and wasn't so young.
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No. 604473 ID: ccea58

Damn, this bitch is rude as hell.
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No. 604476 ID: 6e79d4

Is this how you show affection to everybody, or should I feel special?
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No. 604483 ID: 07a835

>>604469
Holy shit! Uh, is your nose okay?
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No. 604485 ID: eda819

>knee to the face
>Took you long enough, stupid!
Geeze, I thought she had a crush on you. That visiting was a favor or something. Sure not acting like it.
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No. 604486 ID: 2f7128

>>604485
Love hurts?
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No. 604487 ID: 61958d

USE THE VOICE
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No. 604511 ID: 4f004c

>>604472
>and wasn't so young.
Actually, she's old enough now. Just turned eighteen, Jacob said.
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