>>67592
She's an Orc. They're always disgruntled.

...or is she a Moblin?

Muschio 2009/10/20(Tue)19:43 No. 67602 ID: b8d3e4
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The letter reads:

>Dear Lord Malto
>Know that it is only because you have proved yourself such a gentleman that I make this request of you so early in our alliance.
>My most trusted assistant, a delicate young woman named Arabella, has contracted Nymph’s Jinx, a dangerous and potentially life-threatening ailment as a result of a hermit’s curse. The only known cure is something that, with a staff comprised entirely of the female gender, I cannot supply. Though it sounds crass, only the physical act of lovemaking can save her life.
>This is a matter of utmost importance and I know that I can rely on you to act discreetly and with respect.
>I will be sending Arabella along soon. When she arrives, know that her recovery is in your hands.
>Your Ally in need,
>Commander Coriander Salamander

>>67602
Goddamnit, second expulsion of tea from nostrils.

>>67602
Wat.

>>67602
this...this... THIS IS THE BEST LETTER EVER!

>>67602

A nymphoid running around your place.

Could be fun. Talk to uh...


uh...

Hmm...

HOT DAMN.

Run off, tell the minions to turn the throne room into a lover's suite. Immediately. We want candles burning and rose petals scattered by the time she arrives.

Nervously snicker. We're getting Babrakus laid tonight by two magnificent ladies. Unless you most certainly don't mind and don't think it will raise complications. But it really is never that easy, is it?

Hot damn.

... Ask if Finesse knows anything about this "Nymph's Jinx." You wouldn't want to catch something, now.

>>67602
Saving women with PURE MANLY SEX. Right up your alley!

Ah. What a bother. Have one of the minions do it. Probably a trap.

>>67582
Well, it is a request from your ally, which you can indulge with minimal inconvenience. Looks like your course of action is pretty clear-cut.

Muschio 2009/10/20(Tue)19:50 No. 67614 ID: b8d3e4
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Well, Nymph's Jinx IS a dangerous ailment. I've heard of it only in passing, but I've never witnessed a case in person.
I suppose it's my duty as a gentleman and a scholar to supply the cure to this poor young woman.

I wonder when she'll arrive!

Say that you understand and invite her to your room. Tell Finesse to hold all your appointments.

>>67614
Unless of course that's her before you right now. Then hot dickings may be a slight challenge.

>>67614
Um... ask if the messenger is Arabella.

welp

>>67618

.....Uh....Fuck.

Invite her in then restrain her.

...She might like that enough not to kill you when you start yelling for help.

>>67618
...hey, you said you like women with generous curves.

>>67618
You like curves, don't cha?

Go ask finesse for advice

Oh no, she's already come down with a fit of coughing. Quickly, get her to a bed at once.

You are obligated.

So Boss, what exactly does Nymph's Jinx do?

Also I wonder if it would be disrespectful to mention that there's more than one male available here, and that she can choose.

I believe this about as far as I can throw it. But invite her in after confirming her identity anyways.

>>67618

Well, for now let's just invite her in.

Pork the Orc. She's curvy and soft and delicious!

>>67640

...Invite her in.

DO IT YOU FAGGOT.

C'mon Muschio, Coriander's our most valuable ally and we can't lose her over something like this.

DO EEEET

>>67640
Keep it together, man!

Perhaps you should consult Babrakus.

>>67640
Boss, you said you like 'em big and round.
Also, her life's in danger. You can't turn her away, can you?

At least invite her in, it's not polite to keep her waiting outside.

>>67640
Just be on top if you are worried about her crushing you, ya big baby.

Just remember, Muschio...

Fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go 'round.

>>67640
ARE YOU A MAN OR NOT?

Do it.

>>67632
That would be crass. Especially considering the other male is a kobold. But more importantly, we should deal with it personally as a show of goodwill. It is a favor too our ally, of course.

>>67640

Be a gentleman!

Heh heh. After this, you'll be BEGGING for a flat chested girl. ANYTHING to escape from the memories of round, folded flesh.

Sacrifices must be made from time to time in the course of establishing one's power. It must be done.

>>67640
She's actually quite attractive, you know.
Well, there's no need to be rude about it. Invite her in! Make her comfortable, light a few candles...

>>67662
But where ever will we find a flat-chested girl?

Maybe Finesse knows...

>>67640
Lighten the awkwardness with a semantics question, ask her why she wrote that she'd send Arabella soon if she was going to send her to deliver the message.

Muschio 2009/10/20(Tue)20:11 No. 67679 ID: b8d3e4
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"...won't you... please... come in."

>>67679
With all due respect, Lord Muschio, I think you'll be the one coming in.

>>67676
you know, we're not actually aware that this is the case. We should make sure.

>>67679
I can't unsee the penis-note now.

This looks like a tough job, boss. Maybe we should go get Babrakus to help us out.