Fistbump Babrakus.

Muschio 2009/10/20(Tue)18:19 No. 67494 ID: b8d3e4
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Ah yes, Nino. The skulking salamander I saw in the High Roller's lounge. Thanks to the shard in Tislomer I've learned of his presence. I've also learned she believes I harbor a carnal desire for her. I could have lived the rest of my life without knowing that. I think I would have preferred it.

But what makes this more awkward is that she seems to be fostering some kind of relationship with the scoundrel.
Until I'm sure of how to proceed, I'll allow it to continue. Perhaps a false sense of security will lull him into lowering his defenses.

Oh, and as for Ashedel, she's out trying to find new recruits.
It's just as well. Her room isn't ready yet.

>>67494
Kinda what I'm thinking master, actually, maybe we can use this relationship to get Nino to join us. He's kind of a coward, but he shows potential as a recruit. We just need to let this relationship build, and then turn it in our favor.

Muschio 2009/10/20(Tue)18:30 No. 67511 ID: b8d3e4
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As long as I'm showing you around, this is my room.
The hidden folding bed is located on the left wall, while on the right, beside the desk, there is a secret emergency door connected to the Throne Room.

The room's rather small, but then, I don't need much space. I can use the Throne Room for audiences, the Meeting Hall for meetings. This is really just for me to work in secret on matters of planning.

>>67511
Excellent.

Well. Lets get planning. I propose our next move be to forge some alliances with the nearby locals.

Muschio 2009/10/20(Tue)18:37 No. 67518 ID: b8d3e4
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Well as long as I'm giving you the tour, you might as well see the antechamber. This is the only room left you haven't seen, I believe.

You'll notice two guard posts here, for... you know, when we eventually get some guards.
In emergencies, there is a trapdoor at the center of the room. Right now it just leads to a small holding room. Non-lethal, in case we need an interrogation.

Well, I think that wraps up the tour.

>>67511

What's with the new tapestry?

We've been everywhere in the immediate area except Iniziare Citta. Perhaps there lies an opportunity there. I doubt they'd consider an "alliance" with us, but maybe we could find some magic artifacts, or even Mannikins. Odds are well and good, but we need some minions that can project power.

Oh, nice M logo.

>>67518
Should we go check on Finesse, see if she's got anything new in the works, boss?

Muschio 2009/10/20(Tue)18:45 No. 67527 ID: b8d3e4
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>>67522
Oh yes, Finesse's room. I'll check in on her.

"Finesse, working on anything?"
>"Mechanisms, master. Like you asked.
>Why? Did you need me?"

>>67522
Indeed. She should have a more compelling outfit for us.

>>67527
"Nah, just micromanaging you. It's what bosses do. Make sure whatever you are working on can work in purple, and make it three inches longer."

>>67527
"I was just checking to see how you're doing. You like the new layout of The Vault?"

What's she wearing, boss? Looks like she's got a skirt on from this perspective, but I can't tell.

>>67527
>Do you need me?

Heheheh. Double meanings.

>>67521
You don't think it's a bit overly ostentatious?

"No, just checking in on the state of things for the orb, possibly probing for information to determine the next step."

Well things are looking good on the home front. We should work on expanding our territory now.

Oh did we ever make use of the Mimic or was that not compatible with the new portal system?

Muschio 2009/10/20(Tue)18:52 No. 67539 ID: b8d3e4
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>>67528
>>67532
Oh yes, that's right! Kingly robes, of course! Purple is a royal color, and I want it to drape to the floor as is custom.
"Make sure whatever you are working on can work in purple, and make it three inches longer."

>>67539
Boss, wth? I know your supposed to be the boss and all but treat your workers with a little respect, I mean they are working for you. I mean you could at least say please or something.

>>67539

...why is she looking guilty?

Glad to see you're still a total lovable idiot, Muschio.

>>67540
Say "PLEASE!" as loudly as possible for emphasis.

>>67539
Uh, might want to clarify that, boss. Innuendo senses tingling.

Also, seriously, why not try talking to Babrakus to get him to notice Tislomer? It would be a win win situation for you. Salamander Person + Kobold != Babies. Kobold + Kobold = Babies. Babies = free labor when they come of the appropriate age.

It's a bonus if 'bolds have litters. Which I think they do. It's a worthwhile investment.

>>67539
She's working on mechanisms. I don't think it matters if they're purple, and there may be problems if they're three inches longer.

How do we switch to Finesse? Her thought can be rather amusing right now xD

I think you'd better follow that up with an "Oh, MECHANISMS. I thought you said something else."
Then, of course, refuse to clarify what you thought she said, with a sheepish expression on your face.

Muschio 2009/10/20(Tue)19:01 No. 67552 ID: b8d3e4
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...wait a minute, Finesse isn't a tailor. Why would she be making me any kind of clothing? She must think I'm out of my mind.

>"...Y-...yes, Master."

Hm. Well, nevermind. She seems to know what I'm talking about after all.
Well, glad that's settled.

>>67544
We'd have to take care of baby bolds for a long time first though.

>>67552
oh jesus now she's gonna get mad at us for spoiling it.

>>67544
How do you know that, exactly? Weird combinations of species sometimes work.

On the other hand... they're both kindof dragonkin, right?

Muschio 2009/10/20(Tue)19:13 No. 67561 ID: b8d3e4
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WELL! I suppose that wraps that up.

To be honest, I finally feel like there's nothing that requires my immediate attention. I'm free to make plans. Perhaps business at Iniziare Citta would prove profitable. We need a blacksmith and some muscle, as well, since right now th-

...is that...?
... is someone knocking at the front door?

>>67561
Well get it.

>>67561
Answer it in your bathrobe.

>>67561
That would ......... Why are they knocking..............

This could go either way. Answer door with sword drawn.

Have one of the minions answer. It would set a bad precident to answer ourselves.

>>67561
Knocking, rapping, pounding at your chamber door?

Well? Go get it.

Answer with a "MMmmmmmmyyyeeeeeessss? Please do come in."

Muschio 2009/10/20(Tue)19:26 No. 67582 ID: b8d3e4
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It's one of the guards from my new ally's tower.
>"Lord Muschio."
I don't think I'll ever tire of hearing that.
>"Commander Coriander sends this message for you, sir."

A note? For me? From the Commander?

>>67579
Thank her and invite her in for tea/to sit down?
Or does she have to be right on her way?

After all, she's an ally! We can be hospitable to allies, right?

>>67579
Remember to thank him, then head inside for the message.
Offer him refreshments, or get a... You need a bitchboy, Muschio. Personal assistant, batman, something.

>>67582
in b4 exploding runes

>>67582
Thank her and ask how the Commander is doing.

Awesome. Read it right there. It's from Commander Coriander, so you know it's legit.

>>67582
Thank her, offer a spot of tea. Then take the opportunity to find out what Coriander has been up to since your "Diplomatic Mission."

>>67582
Well don't just stand there! It'd be slander not to take a gander at the note from Commander Coriander Salamander.

>>67582
Why does she look so angry? I hope nothing bad happened.

Shoot Note
Read Messenger

>>67592
She's an Orc. They're always disgruntled.

...or is she a Moblin?

Muschio 2009/10/20(Tue)19:43 No. 67602 ID: b8d3e4
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The letter reads:

>Dear Lord Malto
>Know that it is only because you have proved yourself such a gentleman that I make this request of you so early in our alliance.
>My most trusted assistant, a delicate young woman named Arabella, has contracted Nymph’s Jinx, a dangerous and potentially life-threatening ailment as a result of a hermit’s curse. The only known cure is something that, with a staff comprised entirely of the female gender, I cannot supply. Though it sounds crass, only the physical act of lovemaking can save her life.
>This is a matter of utmost importance and I know that I can rely on you to act discreetly and with respect.
>I will be sending Arabella along soon. When she arrives, know that her recovery is in your hands.
>Your Ally in need,
>Commander Coriander Salamander

>>67602
Goddamnit, second expulsion of tea from nostrils.

>>67602
Wat.

>>67602
this...this... THIS IS THE BEST LETTER EVER!

>>67602

A nymphoid running around your place.

Could be fun. Talk to uh...


uh...

Hmm...

HOT DAMN.

Run off, tell the minions to turn the throne room into a lover's suite. Immediately. We want candles burning and rose petals scattered by the time she arrives.

Nervously snicker. We're getting Babrakus laid tonight by two magnificent ladies. Unless you most certainly don't mind and don't think it will raise complications. But it really is never that easy, is it?

Hot damn.

... Ask if Finesse knows anything about this "Nymph's Jinx." You wouldn't want to catch something, now.

>>67602
Saving women with PURE MANLY SEX. Right up your alley!

Ah. What a bother. Have one of the minions do it. Probably a trap.

>>67582
Well, it is a request from your ally, which you can indulge with minimal inconvenience. Looks like your course of action is pretty clear-cut.

Muschio 2009/10/20(Tue)19:50 No. 67614 ID: b8d3e4
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Well, Nymph's Jinx IS a dangerous ailment. I've heard of it only in passing, but I've never witnessed a case in person.
I suppose it's my duty as a gentleman and a scholar to supply the cure to this poor young woman.

I wonder when she'll arrive!

Say that you understand and invite her to your room. Tell Finesse to hold all your appointments.

>>67614
Unless of course that's her before you right now. Then hot dickings may be a slight challenge.

>>67614
Um... ask if the messenger is Arabella.

welp

>>67618

.....Uh....Fuck.

Invite her in then restrain her.

...She might like that enough not to kill you when you start yelling for help.

>>67618
...hey, you said you like women with generous curves.

>>67618
You like curves, don't cha?

Go ask finesse for advice

Oh no, she's already come down with a fit of coughing. Quickly, get her to a bed at once.

You are obligated.

So Boss, what exactly does Nymph's Jinx do?

Also I wonder if it would be disrespectful to mention that there's more than one male available here, and that she can choose.

I believe this about as far as I can throw it. But invite her in after confirming her identity anyways.

>>67618

Well, for now let's just invite her in.

Pork the Orc. She's curvy and soft and delicious!

>>67640

...Invite her in.

DO IT YOU FAGGOT.

C'mon Muschio, Coriander's our most valuable ally and we can't lose her over something like this.

DO EEEET

>>67640
Keep it together, man!

Perhaps you should consult Babrakus.

>>67640
Boss, you said you like 'em big and round.
Also, her life's in danger. You can't turn her away, can you?

At least invite her in, it's not polite to keep her waiting outside.

>>67640
Just be on top if you are worried about her crushing you, ya big baby.

Just remember, Muschio...

Fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go 'round.

>>67640
ARE YOU A MAN OR NOT?

Do it.

>>67632
That would be crass. Especially considering the other male is a kobold. But more importantly, we should deal with it personally as a show of goodwill. It is a favor too our ally, of course.

>>67640

Be a gentleman!

Heh heh. After this, you'll be BEGGING for a flat chested girl. ANYTHING to escape from the memories of round, folded flesh.

Sacrifices must be made from time to time in the course of establishing one's power. It must be done.

>>67640
She's actually quite attractive, you know.
Well, there's no need to be rude about it. Invite her in! Make her comfortable, light a few candles...

>>67662
But where ever will we find a flat-chested girl?

Maybe Finesse knows...

>>67640
Lighten the awkwardness with a semantics question, ask her why she wrote that she'd send Arabella soon if she was going to send her to deliver the message.

Muschio 2009/10/20(Tue)20:11 No. 67679 ID: b8d3e4
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"...won't you... please... come in."

>>67679
With all due respect, Lord Muschio, I think you'll be the one coming in.

>>67676
you know, we're not actually aware that this is the case. We should make sure.

>>67679
I can't unsee the penis-note now.

This looks like a tough job, boss. Maybe we should go get Babrakus to help us out.