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55639 No. 55639 ID: fb5d8e

Man.. I feel terrible. I kissed a demon... Ate horrible food.. I didn't sleep a wink.
Well, no rest for the wicked.
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No. 55640 ID: 2dd482

wow we're continuing on with the current arc instead of time skipping.

Okay. We need to find some dirt on her; merely breaking her heart isn't going to work. If she IS the most respected/popular/liked, you'll just lose even more of your status if you hurt her while she's still at the top of the pile.
No. 55641 ID: 43d730

Also, ensure you are protected from backlash.
If you break her wrong, the results would be severe.
This is why I would suggest a slight amount of smear on her; implications of unwarranted violence on her part, etc. Then, in the aftermath, be seen taking a few hits, but not attacking.
No. 55642 ID: bffa2a

Today you're going swimming with her, getting beaten by a girl and touching hot wet semi-naked bodies together. Don't pee in the pool out of fear.
No. 55643 ID: 2cbe3e

How did Alex become the most feared person in school anyhow. What did she do?
No. 55645 ID: fb5d8e
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Well, just incase you're BLIND and didn't see Alex's intimidating mien then knowing she is the best in everything should be enough to make you scared. I'm humanly the best, so if she's better it means she's inhumanly the best.

Finding dirt on her to make her look like the villain when breaking up does seem like the best way to go. Well thought of.
If I can have some witnesses of her hitting me... Then after I can reveal everything else I know to rub salt in the woun--

>"Good morning, B."

--HOLY GOD-- AAHH!! God, I almost threw up!
No. 55646 ID: 2dd482

You know, for a guy with a strong, independent, no nonsense, uncompromising woman for a mom, you sure are sexist.

"Oh! you startled me. How are you today my lovely?"
No. 55647 ID: d1210a

She seems fine with casual, in-formalized diction, and you seem to dislike her enough that brusque conversation may be needed.

Just say hey, what's up? It's not like you need to worry about your image with her beside you.
No. 55648 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Oh! You startled me. What's up, my lovely?"
>"Heh.. heh.. I can't stop thinking about yesterday.."

Image or no image, this is a monster.
And shall we please not bring my family situation into this? I'm sure I'm independent enough by now.
No. 55649 ID: 1689ab

Aw. How cute. The teenager thinks he's independent.

"Neither can I. I'm just... I'm really happy." Look down and blush a little. "I'm really looking forward to today as well. Can I walk you to class? Carry your books? Anything at all~?"
No. 55650 ID: 1689ab

Also, you both appear to be wearing the same clothes. Be careful with that. People might start talking...
No. 55651 ID: 632862

You know, with your parents out of the picture, you could take her home and have no interruptions... You'd be able to do whatever comes naturally.
No. 55652 ID: fb5d8e
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Yes.. Perhaps I can invite her over to my house after we go swimming.

>"Neither can I. I'm just... I'm really happy. I'm really looking forward to today as well. Can I walk you to class? Carry your books? Anything at all~?"
>"But.. it'd be so embarrassing~"

Ha, look how in love the wench is.
No. 55653 ID: d1210a

Someone has a crowd now, it seems.
No. 55654 ID: 2cbe3e


Shrug. "Well, I wouldn't want to embarrass you." Smile and take her hand as you walk to class. "You know, my parents are out of town if you'd like to come over later. We can watch a movie and I can cook dinner or something."
No. 55655 ID: 1689ab

Oh yeah, she's really got that 'in love' glow about her. So soft and feminine. It looks great on her, doesnt it?

"Nonsense. It would by honor, nay! My privilige to assist you in any way possible."

Make sure you bow like the gentleman you are.
No. 55656 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Well, I wouldn't want to embarrass you. You know, my parents are out of town if you'd like to come over later. We can watch a movie and I can cook dinner or something."
>"R-really? That'd be lovely.."

Yep, she's like warm butter. I got this all under control.
Will there be anything else for today, or shall I just keep my sweettalk going for the rest of the classes?
No. 55659 ID: 2cbe3e


Don't wanna overdo it. Leave her be for the most part during class. After school is when the interesting stuff starts to happen.

Gotta get psyched for that swimming
No. 55660 ID: fb5d8e
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Alright! With her shyness it was no trouble keeping today's tension low.
No. 55663 ID: fb5d8e
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She's such a regular here that I was allowed in with her without a fuss. She told me to meet her in pool 3A.
But first--A quite important decision to make.
What should I wear?
Long or short?
Both have their advantages.
No. 55665 ID: ed8d8a

short is for competition, or showing off your junk. are you competing today?
No. 55666 ID: 2cbe3e


Long. Short may make it seem like you're trying to compete a bit too much. You want the challenge to seem casual.
No. 55670 ID: bd2eec

She might take it as if you are trying to, y'know,...Seduce her by wearing the short swimtrunks. If only kinda. Cause they cling.
No. 55673 ID: d1210a

Most competitive male swimmers wear short ones, so she should be used to them. But don't act completely serious, this is just a fun bout between two individuals.
No. 55674 ID: 192956

you guys are thnking about fooling her with long?
Short better for speed and it will show off your package.
No. 55675 ID: 2dd482

As a swimmer she'll respect and understand short.

As a girl with a serious crush on you she'd be thrown off her game by short.

Go with short.
No. 55676 ID: 748287

HA! HAHAHAHAHA! Are you dense? Are you some kind of moron? Do you even know how to swim? Jesus fucking christ, you can't race in trunks. The speeds you'll be needing to go will pull them right off of you. It'll be like swimming with a parachute if for some miracle they manage to stay on. Unless that's a jammer (ie, skin tight) go with the fucking RACING suit. You know, the skin tight one that doesnt DRAG A SHITTON OF WATER BEHIND YOU.

You know, unless you wan't to lose of course.
No. 55678 ID: fb5d8e
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Yes, the short one is much more professional. I simply brought the other one along just in case.

>"Hey, I'm ready."
>"O-oh, B.."
No. 55679 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Uhm.. Sh.. Should we do some stretches first..?"
No. 55680 ID: 748287

You know... too late now, but you probably could have gotten away with wearing the trunks overtop the race suit... then you can warm up in trunks and take it off when racing.

umm... you have goggles right? You really have no chance without goggles. A cap might help too.
No. 55681 ID: 748287


No. 55682 ID: 2cbe3e


"Sure, sounds like a plan. You look nice."
No. 55683 ID: 2dd482

geeze what a total soft-body. I'm beginning to suspect we have an unreliable narrator here.

Do some stretches. Try not to pull a muscle.
No. 55684 ID: d1210a

Hmm. Well, limber up, offer to do stretches together.
No. 55685 ID: bffa2a


Yes. You should stretch before competition to avoid cramps. Are you sure about this male superiority business? She has more muscles than most antique statues. If you feel so superior mayby you would like to make a wager with her?
No. 55692 ID: fb5d8e
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Enough already! I've already said she's better than me. I am not as unprofessional as to not be aware of this. But just more reason to beat her. Like you said, I have to keep challenging her or I'll never surpass her.

>"Sure, sounds like a plan. You look nice."
>"Y-you too."
>"Hmm.. How about we do a little race?"
>"Huh? Alright.."
>"And shall we place a little wager on it?"
>"...Like what?"
No. 55695 ID: bffa2a

Loser must do anything the winner desires for the rest of the day.
No. 55696 ID: 034a30

Wager a shopping trip. Whoever loses has to wear whatever outfit the winner chooses.
No. 55699 ID: 5b76f8
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No. 55702 ID: bffa2a


Hmmmm, make-up goal could be achieved. We could find out how he would look in a dress and lipstick. A trip to hairstylist might be good too.

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I say he? I meant she. I have the utmost confidence that you will win.
No. 55703 ID: e3f578

"We play a little game of poker if I win, something a little bit more home to me. If you win, hell, you choose." I get your not going to do a sexual suggestion thing, but if you do win, we can understand if she's a good bluffer or not.

This way, she can't refuse to reveal her stratagem.
No. 55704 ID: fb5d8e
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>"How about the winner recieves oral sex from the loser?"
>"..wh-- .. wha.. wha..."
>"Just kidding! Hehe!"
>"..O-oh.. heh.."

Perfect! I completely destroyed her focus! I should try using this strategy more often.

>"How about the winner gets to dress up the loser? We'll have a shopping trip."

What other strategies can I apply during the race itself?
No. 55706 ID: d1210a

Well, I personally say just swim your absolute best, because she is probably enough better than you that trying shenanigans in the water might screw you over.
No. 55707 ID: bffa2a


You got no chance during the race. If you really want to win you should apply some persuasion right before. Hopefully she'll be intrigued enough to throw the race and not let her competitive spirit take control. I would suggest somehow letting her in to the fact that you really desire to see her in a dress, and it would be really hot. Such a shame to hide such a beautiful body.

A very bad example:
"I think you would look very beautiful in a dress. You have such a well toned body and you should flaunt it. If I win, I'll show you just how beautiful you are. And you are beautiful"
No. 55708 ID: bffa2a

Replace one beautiful with pretty and give her a peck to melt that ice cold athlete heart. Also, do try your best. If she sees you half assing it she will never throw the competition. If she will at all.
No. 55717 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I think you would look very pretty in a dress. You have such a well toned body and you should flaunt it. If I win, I'll show you just how beautiful you are. ..And you are beautiful."
>"O.. Okay.."
No. 55719 ID: bffa2a


Atta boy. Now watch as she blows you right out of the water. You'll look very pretty in dress. Just like dad.
No. 55723 ID: fb5d8e
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No. 55724 ID: fb5d8e
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Is she messing with me?! Is she waiting?! What the heck??!
No. 55725 ID: 8ce2bf

Start drowning right now.
No. 55726 ID: 978b45
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No. 55727 ID: f98e0b

She is letting you win because she wants to look pretty

also she wants you to eat her out
No. 55729 ID: bffa2a


Also stop right before the end and swim over to her side. Take her in your arms and say "Want to call it a draw? Let's both play together."

This will ensure that you will get to your goal of gooshing her up for boys. I'm sure she'll just enjoy making you more sporty or manly. No need to worry.
No. 55732 ID: 4553b2
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No. 55735 ID: 6508df

I think she wants a draw, or for you to win. She wants to be pretty for you.
No. 55736 ID: 1afd58

She stopped because her bra is floating RIGHT THERE IN THE WATER
No. 55737 ID: fb5d8e
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Hm. Well, it's good that I can dress her up, but I hate winning like this. A tie will be a good decision. We will have a true challenge another time.

>"Hey.. Want to call it a draw? Let's both play together."
>"...s... s.. s-sure.. o-okay.. .. ... r-right now?.."
No. 55739 ID: 5b76f8
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No. 55740 ID: e8d8be


Didn't her suit have straps? Is she nude?
No. 55744 ID: 6756f8

Have delicious spontaneous sex. It is the only option.
No. 55746 ID: bffa2a


Hehheheh.. awwww. Oh, right. *krhm*

"Heh, I would really like that but don't you think it's a bit public? ... Ohhh, you mean if we should hit the shops now. Yes, we have much to do before nightfall. You'll be the prettiest girl in the whole town."
No. 55749 ID: fc854e

It does work, if you mean what I think you mean, but it's probably not the wisest move at this particular moment. Not that it wouldn't work, but we're kind of in public, and as such might run afoul of certain laws.
No. 55751 ID: fb5d8e
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...Yes. She did indeed lose her top.

No. 55752 ID: 4553b2

Go retrieve it, you bastard.
No. 55753 ID: bffa2a


EYES UP! Say or stammer out >>55746
No. 55754 ID: 1afd58

Stop staring you dumbass. Go get the thing for her.
No. 55762 ID: fb5d8e
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>"AaaaAAAAHH!! Ah, I'm sorry! Let me go get it for you!"


>"Th-thank you. I didn't know we were going to race.. I w-would've put on my swimsuit.."
No. 55764 ID: dab28e

Compliment her swimming.

And don't worry, you're not the one who's trying to get into the olympics.
No. 55765 ID: bffa2a


You've got to work on your wandering eyes.

"I'm sorry, it was a silly idea. I didin't expect to win but I really wanted to. feel embarassed. Do you want to call it off?"
No. 55769 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I'm sorry, it was a silly idea. I didin't expect to win--You're an amazing swimmer--but I really wanted to... D-do you want to call it off?"
>"But.. Wh-why do you want to compete with me?"
No. 55772 ID: 1afd58

No. 55776 ID: 8ce2bf

No. 55777 ID: 6508df


"I fancied myself a fast swimmer. I figured if in the unlikely situation I won I'd get to see you in a dress, and even if I lost I'd get to spend more time with you. Win-win."
No. 55792 ID: bffa2a


"I really, really like you. But you have to understand that before you I was always the best. And now that I've met my match in everything I feel a little inadequate. I'm just not used at being the second. I'm very competitive. And I really wanted to see you in a dress."
No. 55796 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I really, really like you. But you have to understand that before you I was always the best. And now that I've met my match in everything I feel a little inadequate. I'm just not used at being the second. I'm very competitive. I figured if in the unlikely situation I won I'd get to see you in a dress, and even if I lost I'd get to spend more time with you."

..That was getting a little too close to the truth.

>"Uhm.. Y.. You're number one to me.."

No. 55801 ID: 8ce2bf

She means she wants you to pee yourself
No. 55804 ID: 978b45

I guess she genuinely likes you.
No. 55807 ID: f98e0b

No. 55808 ID: bffa2a


She means she loves you. And she would never delibaretely hurt you. You should hug her back.

"You mean it?"
No. 55812 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Do you mean it?"
>"Y-yeah.. I'll.. I'll love you no matter what you achieve."

...Wait a minute. Apart from being number two I have nothing attractive about me. All I have are achievements I worked very hard to get--grades, fitness, social status..
She has no reason to love me if she doesn't care about those things!
No. 55813 ID: e3f578

Your beautiful lies Bernard,, thats why she loves you.

Your oh so beautiful lies...
No. 55814 ID: f98e0b

Maybe she just likes you as a person
No. 55815 ID: 84ae51

Tell her, not us.

"Apart from being number two I have nothing attractive about me. All I have are achievements I worked very hard to get--grades, fitness, social status...
You have no reason to love me if you don't care about those things!"
No. 55819 ID: fb5d8e
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Haha! I can't tell her that! That's like I'm just telling her "Hey, I'm lying to everyone to get popular!". Yes, lying.
She just loves my lies. Ofcourse, ofcourse.
Ha, that was confusing. I almost thought I'm worth something myself.

>"..B? Bernard? Are you okay?"

Haha, no! There's a monster clinging to my back! Hahaha!
I feel horrible.
No. 55820 ID: fc854e

Clearly, it is a trap. She's lying for her own personal gain.
No. 55821 ID: f44349

>I feel horrible.
Do you really?
You keep saying things like that...
Who're you trying to convince, us... or YOU?
No. 55822 ID: f98e0b

you are starting to realize

she's not that baaaad...
No. 55826 ID: bffa2a


Bernard, you dipshit. She loves you, she cares about you. She dosen't care about anything else but the fact that you care for her and love her in return. And she's been doing that for you all this time and I guarantee she will even after you tell her. Don't hurt her now or it will become true. You'll be the monster.

Ask her.
No. 55828 ID: 632862

>Ha, that was confusing. I almost thought I'm worth something myself.

Damn it, don't make me feel sorry for you, you jerk!
No. 55832 ID: 137d04


"I'm fine." Turn to face her. "Thank you. I was a bit... Flustered. I think I'll love you no matter what as well." kiss her
No. 55837 ID: c79435

Agreed, introspective moments aren´ ment to be had when there´s a girl clinging to your back, (allegedly) ugly or not.

Not that she´s ugly, but those eyes... Brrrr.
No. 55844 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I'm fine... Thank you. I was a bit... Flustered. I think I'll love you no matter what as wel-- ..?"
>"You're not as convincing as usual. What's goin' on?"
No. 55845 ID: 84ae51

The hell you can't. Did the cane surpass Ray Charles? Did Ben Franklin's spectacles eclipse him? An object used to prop oneself up does not make you weaker. Despite her appearances, she is a woman - she is capable of sorting through these emotions you're battling, whether you admit to having them or not.

Take her strength and make it your own. Use her love to fix yourself - true confidence will only serve to propel you further. It is your lack of self worth that's made you falter this much. You have asked us to fix this - well stop dawdling and /fix it/.
No. 55846 ID: 099247


Uh... I think this is the part where we bail, lads.
No. 55847 ID: bffa2a

Bernarrrrd >>55815
No. 55848 ID: 1029ae

No. 55849 ID: 6faa8c

"I'm not used to this sort of thing..."
No. 55852 ID: 1029ae

You gotta admit though, she looks MUCH cuter with her hair down.
No. 55853 ID: e3f578

"What you said made me think about myself a little is all. But that's all. I was just distracted."
No. 55854 ID: 61b521

well, obviously the thing that's up is we just met her like, two days ago or something. it's all going a little fast for you- but you can take it.
No. 55855 ID: bffa2a

Let her help you.
No. 55857 ID: c79435

Silence. Refuse to speak. Tell her to not worry, and bail.
We need to proccess the situation, he´s on to us.
No. 55858 ID: c79435

She. Typos.
No. 55859 ID: 1029ae

No. 55860 ID: 61b521

actually, I have a better idea than what I previously posted.

if you ACTUALLY fall in love with her, the amount of lies and interplay falls by an exponential amount. it would fix all your problems!

and also, being tied closely to the number one would bump yourself up to her level over time, and possibly above (depending on your and her motivation levels)
No. 55862 ID: 137d04

"It was just a bit sudden. I'm not as sure of my feelings."
No. 55863 ID: bffa2a


Ugh. Worst option ever.
No. 55865 ID: fc854e

"I was just thinking. I don't even know what I'm doing."
Be the tender guy.
No. 55866 ID: 84ae51

"Not this" isn't against the rules, is it?

Because, uh, not this.
No. 55867 ID: fb5d8e
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>"What you said made me think about myself a little is all. But that's all. I was just distracted."

Oh yes, with love I can make her crawl as I use her as a springboard for my own ambitions.

>"What did you think about?"

I will be number one again time.

>"It's nothing, don't worry."

It's flawless.

>"Hey.. Look at me."


>"What's up, B?"



>"Apart from being number two I have nothing attractive about me. All I have are achievements I worked very hard to get--grades, fitness, social status... You have no reason to love me if you don't care about those things."

>"Social status... Are ya admitting that ya were just puttin' up an act to be popular?
No. 55868 ID: 6faa8c

Well? Tell her the truth, bro. Be true to yourself.
No. 55870 ID: 61b521

>social status

well, being friends with EVERYONE in the school takes some time. it's very hard work.
No. 55871 ID: 1029ae

Don't tell Bernie to do that while he's in his Keikaku Dori mood! He will not be able to focus and he'll lose his cool and cry! Then he'll find out how depressing his life is and cry some more and become depressed and eat and grow fat and die of a heart attack! Is that what you want to do? Do you want to kill Bernard? You sick fuck!
No. 55872 ID: e3f578

"No, to mean something. Anything at all would do." Make sure you grin you devilish bastard. "At first all that effort was all that could possibly mean anything. Now, you seem to have convinced me otherwise."

Congratulations, now you've made her feel like she's helped some damaged boy feel like he means something. But your not damaged, your perfect. You've thought she was number one because of her athletic and academic prowess. But now you realize you have something she hasn't got, something she can possibly never get.


Your athletic, Smart, and charismatic. She only has two of those qualities. How can you possibly be number 2.
No. 55873 ID: c79435

Or at least, damage control. Something like "Just cant see what you see in me."

Which sort of is the truth, eh?
No. 55874 ID: bffa2a

"Everything I've ever done has been to achieve my goals. My life, my self esteem, it's all based on what people think of me, how I do at school. I have no friends, just people who look up to me. And then you come along and reveal it all for a lie. You don't care about my achievements, but you don't know me, I am worth nothing. Why would you do this to me?"
No. 55878 ID: 137d04

"Maybe it is a bit of an act. Doesn't everyone put on a bit of an act in public though?"
No. 55879 ID: 1029ae

'e 'e 'e 'e
No. 55880 ID: 19233e

There is an aspect of yourself that can be admired. Your ability to work hard. Also making yourself vulnerable to her works.

Say "I've always acted to make myself popular, but when I'm around you I don't want to act, I want to be the type of person how deserves your love"
No. 55886 ID: fb5d8e
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Yes, yes, let's do this..

>"No... to mean something. Anything at all would do. I've always acted to make myself 'someone', but when I'm around you I don't want to act. At first all that effort was all that could possibly mean anything... Now you have convinced me otherwise. I want to be the type of person how deserves your love."
>"Then... Then will ya tell me how much you've been decievin' me up till now?"
No. 55888 ID: 476456

Not all that much really.
No. 55889 ID: 1029ae

I TOLD you to kiss her asshat. Anyway, let's play it cool. Don't answer her, slowly reach up and brush her hair down so that it frames her face and kiss her.
No. 55890 ID: c79435

Hook and sinker. Might as well have barged into her trap from the beginning
No. 55891 ID: 1029ae

Well, to give us some credit, we suspected it.
No. 55892 ID: f44349

Whatever you do don't panic and blurt out something like:
No. 55894 ID: bffa2a


Please Bernard. Please tell me all your negative feelings so far has just been a reflection of yourself on her. That all your loathing has just been projected on her because she showed what your world really is. And that in our efforts you at some point saw your folly before this moment.
No. 55895 ID: 1029ae

Find the way she's grabbing your hair and being in control strangely arousing and have an unwarranted erection. It'll work out if she feels it under the water, promise.
No. 55896 ID: 1029ae

Hmm. No line quite yet? That means we're good. WE might be barely swimming, but she has nothing to reel us in by. LET'S DO THIS SHIT.
No. 55897 ID: c79435

Yeah well, to tell the truth? I was one of those telling to not open up. I don´ care if she had a trap set, I just didn´ wanted us to get caught.

Now we´ll be forever number two in her eyes.

... might not be a bad thing, you know. Its a much less paranoid place to be.
No. 55898 ID: b1e366

Realize neither of you have noses. Scream in horror at the realization.
No. 55899 ID: 95484a

You gotta give her something, at least. Admit the food was pretty bad.
No. 55900 ID: 1029ae

You are now manually noseless.
No. 55901 ID: 84ae51

Agreed. Use humor to diffuse the situation a little - not too much, but it will help spin it in your favor.

Alternatively sexually charging the situation is a good deviatory option. Even if this is a "trap", screaming and flailing away isn't the way to make it through unscathed.
No. 55902 ID: 978b45

You told the truth earlier with "And now that I've met my match in everything I feel a little inadequate."

Tell her that you sought her out because you felt a little jealous of how much better she is at things that she does, how easy it seems for her. But then you learned so much more about her that it's different now.
No. 55905 ID: fc854e

"less and less the more I talk to you"
No. 55910 ID: fb5d8e
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Ha ha ha! What? Traps? Projecting self-loathing onto Alex, just because she doesn't conform to my standards?! No, that is ridiculious! I'm the number one! I'm the most valueable person alive, more capable and more charismatic than both my mothers. Alex is just a minor setback, you see. I have nothing to come clean about!
I AM--
No. 55911 ID: fb5d8e
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--number one...
No. 55912 ID: fb5d8e
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..Bah.. What a horrible display....

>"..Hey, B.. Do ya still want me to come over?"
No. 55913 ID: 476456

Go get some coffee with her instead.
No. 55914 ID: 19233e


Show her how independent and house proud you are.
No. 55916 ID: bffa2a


Yes, it's just an empty house. All alone again. Time to do something honest together. Something simple. Like watching a movie and eating popcorn. It's a start.
No. 55917 ID: c79435

Never thought being Patrick and little sis´ son could screw someone up.

All that I care knowing now is, how can he hear us?
No. 55919 ID: ed8d8a

Yes please. Maybe you can even get a taste of what it actually feels like to have a friend and not a minion.
No. 55920 ID: 1e1932


Go ahead. It beats being all by yourself.
No. 55922 ID: fb5d8e
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>".. Yeah.."

Alright, let's regroup. Whatever just happened can't be undone. What is the plan from here on?
No. 55923 ID: 19233e

Get her something to eat, suggest watching a movie on TV. Something romoantic.
No. 55924 ID: 1e512e

>What is the plan from here on?

Honesty seems like a good start.
No. 55925 ID: 1e1932


Ask her why she wears such baggy clothing wherever she goes. Is it for comfort, or because she just likes how she looks in it?
No. 55926 ID: 2dd482

wait.. what the hell is that o the left of the note? Some kind of naked statuette?
No. 55927 ID: bffa2a


No plans, no plots. Clean slate. Now you just spend time together in each others company. It has been a heavy day for the both of you. Watch a movie together, eat snacks and enjoy being close to someone for once. Tomorrow will be another day and where you go from there is up to you two.
No. 55928 ID: 34e41d

Offer a drink, talk about which movie to watch, which food to eat... get to know her.

To know her weaknesses if you have to keep lying to yourself.
No. 55929 ID: 276781

Show her your Orb. (Of Infinite Psyche.)
No. 55937 ID: 1029ae

Reaver, we really need to know our orb status. Do we have one?
No. 55939 ID: 1689ab

Repeat that you're sorry about earlier. A simple emotional confusion caused by some recent stress.

Give her a tour. Make her comfortable.
No. 55946 ID: fb5d8e
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>Welcome to the Ghosthouse.
>Where the champagne flows as the bass gets harder.
>Now, our first topic; Rally points.
>Rally points?
>Rally points. Newly build rally points.
No. 55949 ID: 1689ab

What are you doing all the way over there like some kind of girl? Get over there and show her your moves. Jesus christ, you're just like Patricia on her first date with Janine. Man up and be a man.
No. 55950 ID: 19233e

Schoot over to her. You look like your frightened of her.
No. 55955 ID: 1e1932


Get on over there and give her a cuddle. Don't be a pussy.
No. 55957 ID: 632862

He is frightened of her.
No. 55958 ID: 9e9b47


Lean closer, not all the way in. Ask her what she likes to read.

I assume you read?
No. 55959 ID: c79435

Tell her the truth, that you still wanna see her in a dress u.u

Try to make it sound funny.
No. 55968 ID: 2dd482

Boooring! Just look at her, she's falling asleep. Get her a drink or something.
No. 55978 ID: fb5d8e
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I don't know what you guys are thinking, but it has just been exposed that I had been lying to her all the time. Hopefully she didn't figure out the details, but I doubt it's appropriate to act all lovely dovey right now.

With everything having been lies there isn't really anything to base a relationship on right now.
No. 55979 ID: 1e1932


Perhaps an apology is in order?
No. 55980 ID: 1689ab

Tell her... tell her you'd like to try again. From the begining.
No. 55981 ID: 034a30

Admit to being intimidated by her in the beginning, and hoping to find a weakness, but growing to care for her the more you examined her.
No. 55986 ID: 1689ab

Explain everything. Tell her that you never really thought you would fall for her... but you have... and you dont know what to do...
No. 55987 ID: fb5d8e
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>"...I.. I apologize for deceiving you like I did."
>"Ah-- We gonna talk. Alright."
>"..Alright. I was intimidated by you and I was just dating you to find a weakness.. but the more I examined you, the more I grew fond of you. I'd like to try again.. from the beginning."
>"...Are ya even capable of not lying?"
>"Or don't ya even know what you're feeling yourself?"
No. 55988 ID: 1e1932


"You read me like a map."
No. 55990 ID: 034a30

"I really don't know."
No. 55991 ID: 15f6d6

Throw a fit liek a spoiled child.
No. 55993 ID: 19233e

I've made a life of lieing not just to others but to myself. I'm realizing how hollow and empty that has made me. No true friends just minions. No true achievements just victories over rivals.
No. 55994 ID: b9b950

B, look at her. Try to forget your thoughts for a moment and examine her expression and mannerisms. Does she seem at all different from when you first talked to her?
No. 55997 ID: 9e9b47

I don't know what I'm thinking anymore. Since I met you... I don't know. Something's changed.
No. 56001 ID: b9b950

I'm sure if she gets a nice makeover she'll look much more pleasing.
No. 56004 ID: fb5d8e
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>"You read me like a map."
>"Do I?"

Does she look different? No, when I look at her...

>"I don't know what I'm thinking anymore. Since I met you... I don't know. Something's changed."
>"What has changed?"

..the figure of a man..

>"..I really don't know."

..the face of a demon..

>"..Oh come on already! Look at me 'n tell me honestly what you see!"
No. 56005 ID: fb5d8e
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..and two eyes that look straight through me.
No. 56006 ID: b9b950

Reaver, start the next part pronto or I will die of withdrawl but not before I judo-chop you in the manbits. D:
No. 56007 ID: 2dd482

Might as well come totally clean and just confess you're inherit self-loathing spawned from a resentment of your 'dad' and mom's nature causes you to see the world through a delusional state with you at it's head as the most supreme being. The pressure of having parents that head a super successful multi-national corporation forces you to apply so much subconscious pressure onto yourself in order to achieve the same level of success they have. Deep inside you're just a scared little boy that knows he's got nothing going for himself. Everything you have is a lie.
No. 56011 ID: b9b950

Hug her and cry.
No. 56139 ID: fb5d8e
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>"...I see a mirror..."
No. 56142 ID: fb5d8e
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>"...and it hurts."
No. 56143 ID: 8e02fe


Let it out, Boss. Let it all out.
No. 56150 ID: 192956

See doesn't crying make you feel better
Look at the brightside your plan may have not worked, but at the very least you have someone who you can show weakness too and not worry about them using it against you.
No. 56159 ID: f78140

everybody love catharsis
No. 56160 ID: f21281

I thought she kneed him in the balls for a moment there.
No. 56162 ID: 1afd58

haha dude look
She likes you already, and you just showed that you can be man enough to cry.
If you want in that vagina, you're already there.

No. 56167 ID: 5b76f8
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No. 56175 ID: 1afd58

I would never submit to a female.

No. 56176 ID: bd2eec

Just hug her.
Let all this pain out.
No. 56183 ID: 80fd5d

Once more, our guidance works.

Once more, in a completely unpredicted way.
No. 56186 ID: fb5d8e
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>".. Oh, B.. I thought I could play along with your game and give ya a taste of your own medicine.. but now you confront me with a crying heap of good intentions turned awry.. ..What am I gonna do now?"
No. 56188 ID: fc854e

"...kiss me?"
No. 56189 ID: 1afd58

H-have sex with me?

Right here on the couch? Unprotected sex?
No. 56192 ID: d1210a

"I don't know, I've never had a real relationship."
No. 56193 ID: af9412
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No. 56197 ID: bd2eec

"S-so you knew? I'm n-not very s-surprised, at least now...But just...."
"Just stay with me."
then kiss de girl
No. 56200 ID: 85bd8e

"I don't know..." and put your face in her boobs
No. 56201 ID: f21281

How does Finesse know what modern technology is.
No. 56205 ID: eb4cba


"...Do you want some food? I'll make dinner and we can really talk."
No. 56207 ID: eb4cba

Also, just ask how she feels about us now.
No. 56209 ID: fb5d8e
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>"S-so you knew?"
>"..I'm not very surprised, at least now...But... just.."
>"Just stay with me. ..."
>"... ..Give me one good reason to stay with you."
No. 56213 ID: 57abe0

-unzip pants-
No. 56214 ID: 1afd58

No. 56215 ID: 192956

Don't give her one she's probably already made up her mind one way or another.
No. 56216 ID: 1afd58

No. 56217 ID: 840797


"I...I love you.."
No. 56218 ID: 7c3156

I need your help.
No. 56219 ID: e3f578

"I... need my medicine and I'm very ill."
No. 56220 ID: eb4cba

Well... You're kind of my only real friend, if nothing else.
No. 56225 ID: 80fd5d

There are no good reasons, you know. That request is empty.

Telling you love her is too corny. Anything else, too empty. I guess the only thing you can claim, is that you´re coming clean. Ask her to give you a bit of credit.

Ah, and the kiss. The one in her room didn´ count.

And food, if you don´ dig her parents´ cousine, show some of yours! Although I still think that was just an act...
No. 56229 ID: bd2eec

"...You saw. Intelligently looked right through the bullshit and lies that the rest don't and can't. And now you see me at my weakest moment. And you even comfort me during it."

"The reason?"

"I think...No, I know...I've fallen for you."
No. 56232 ID: 80fd5d

Good one, but cut the fallen for you thing, it doesn´ becons you man
No. 56238 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I.. I love you."
>"I need you!"
>"..Y-you're my only friend.."
>"You're seeing me a-at my weakest moment.."
>"Be sensible, B. How can I love a dude who doesn't love himself? Let me go, I'm goin' home."
No. 56240 ID: d99784

No. 56244 ID: 192956

Let her go...man talk about irony.
No. 56245 ID: 80fd5d

Goddamit I WARNED you!
No. 56247 ID: 476456

Yeah take some time to pull yourself together.

maybe cry in the mirror while putting on your mother's clothes.
No. 56249 ID: 782100

Curl up. Let go. This started out in hopelessness, and every step we've made since then was a step away from peace. Accept that nothing matters.
No. 56254 ID: fc854e

let her go.

Then go cut yourself.
No. 56260 ID: af3e6d

Let her go... For now.

The first step is acknowledging you have a problem. Now we can set out to fix it. Pull yourself together, and if you really do like her, prove that you're worth her. Prove it to her, and to yourself.
No. 56261 ID: 4566d5

"Before you leave, please just answer one question: even though this was all an illusion, did you ever, once, feel you could love me?"

"I need to know that there is something real, somewhere, something..not covered in lies, please?"
No. 56280 ID: 840797

Become Pre-Romanticar Fiftyeight
No. 56289 ID: d035e1

You're a perfect... failure. Sudicide is your own answer. Being so AWESOME and not AWESOME enough to get yourself a girlfriend. Seriously, just cut away.

You fail.
No. 56290 ID: bd2eec

Well, let her go but catch her hand. Stop crying and wipe those tears away.

"You're right. I don't. I could give some sad speech about my life, but it doesn't matter right now. What does is you helped me so much in this little bit of timet. Thank you. I hope, at least, we can at least be friends."
No. 56293 ID: 840797

Take on the name 1213 and become a shambling nihilistic mute who covers himself in unnecessary amount of bandages and belts. Do not allow people to become close to you. Become what you were meant to be. The New Prince.
No. 56296 ID: af9412
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You have problem, yes?
You see girl. You scared, girl is better. You work hard, bring girl down. No good. Why? You love girl. Girl has weak point, yes. But you no strike them. You no attack. Why? You love girl.
You low? No. You still strong. Why you cry? Because first time, you see more than blood. You see love. World is big. World open up, like door. That girl, she is door.
Girl say you no love you. True? Yes. But big question is why. You no love you because you not see love. You not see girl is door. But now? Now you see love. So you no hate you. You hate OLD you. DEAD you. You that is gone now. You become new you. Because of girl. Girl made new and better you. You that loves. You that sees. You love you? No. Because you did not see. Because you did not love. But girl changed this.
Now you can see. And love. Not just you. And not just her. What you love is new world. New you. New everything.
What you love is what girl made and what you made. Not alone. Together.
That is the true love.

You see?
Tell her this.
No. 56298 ID: 6a6a5e

No. 56302 ID: 7c3156

Was ever real for you?

I started this as a lie and discovered a truth about myself. Was it always a lie to you?
No. 56304 ID: f98e0b

Say that to her, but with mildly less mangled english
(no disrespect Godfather Babrakus)
No. 56306 ID: b1e366
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T-try giving her sock, then... r-rub noses.
No. 56308 ID: 8ce2bf

Prove to her that you can love yourself. Masturbate.
No. 56311 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Wait--! I.. I do love myself! I love-- You've changed me, Alex.. You've made me into a new person--One that I can love."
>"That's alot different than what you just said.."
>"Alex.. I... I've become a person we made. Not alone, but together. That's why--Ah-?"
No. 56313 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Then tell me: Why exactly do ya love yourself?"
No. 56315 ID: 197650

"my fabulous haircut"
No. 56319 ID: 40dc56
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You do what you think is right, Bernard! I'll still support you!
No. 56321 ID: 728150

This is pathetic. Just stop. Cut your losses and let her leave. You failed. You let the mask slip and this is what happened.

Remember this feeling Bernard. This is what happens when you let someone close. This is what happens when you stop pretending.
No. 56323 ID: 476456

"because i still have the chance to fix my mistakes"
No. 56327 ID: 95484a

"I don't know yet. But now, for the first time, I feel like I could find out."
No. 56331 ID: f98e0b

Because I am determined to be the best I can be.
And you're the best I can get.
No. 56334 ID: 197650
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"Because I 'ave a fabulous haircut, and people what love me, mah ducky."
"I 'ave a chance to make what I've done wrong right, thanks to you."
No. 56337 ID: c5d8ba

I concur. Continue being a pathetic wretch or let her go and take revenge. After all, she did this to you, are you not angry? You should be. Say nothing, let only anger remain.
No. 56341 ID: 782100

Because you're almost as good as her.
No. 56342 ID: 7c3156

I love myself because I realized my flaws. I love that I am starting to grow from a self obsessed child self into a mature adult that can love and be loved. I'm not there yet but I'm walking that path.
No. 56345 ID: af9412
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>"Then tell me: Why exactly do ya love yourself?"
"Because for the first time ever, I see there's more to life than just the race for fame and superficial success I previously found myself mired in. I see a sunrise before me, casting a beautiful light over a fantastic world that holds more than just this crawl for academia. And at last capable of seeing these things, I feel a power inside me unlike any other -- the power to become a part of this brave new world before me, to finally leave behind the lies of my old life and embrace something greater.
I see the world opening up before me, filling me with hope, and the knowledge that I can truly make a difference.
And I think you see it too.

I will gladly take the first step, but I know that if you are by my side, a still more glorious dawn awaits.
Come with me."
No. 56346 ID: b1e366
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I don't know. Just stick it in her pooper.
No. 56350 ID: d035e1

A horde of nerds gaves relationship advice based of what they've seen in the romantic movies.

This will surely end up good.
No. 56351 ID: 6faa8c
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"Why would I not love myself? I'm capable enough to be the best. And I can do it again. This time, I want you beside me."
No. 56352 ID: fc854e

ITT: avatarfagging. Cut that shit out, guys.
No. 56353 ID: 5696d4
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>Why exactly do you love yourself?

I love myself because I cannot love others if I don't, silly.
No. 56354 ID: f98e0b

No. 56358 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Because I am determined to be the best I can be."

No. 56361 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Took ya long enough."
No. 56365 ID: f98e0b

Find the condoms
No. 56366 ID: 6a6a5e

Fuck the condoms.
No. 56370 ID: b1e366

Fuck the Alex
No. 56371 ID: 6faa8c

Get to your bedroom
No. 56372 ID: f98e0b

No. 56375 ID: 6a6a5e

No condoms
No relocating
Missionary position
Final Destination
No. 56376 ID: 192956

inb4 Janine walking in
No. 56379 ID: af9412
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"Took ya long enough," she whispered softly, placing her hands firmly around Bernard's head and leaning in for a deep kiss.
Passion surged as Bernard felt her hot breath against his mouth, his own arms moving around her beautiful frame as if of their own volition. He pressed his lips to hers and
No. 56381 ID: f21281

Dammit Finesse, go take that in private.
No. 56387 ID: 80fd5d

Shhh I wanna hear the ending
No. 56392 ID: 1689ab

prepare to recieve her hot hot seed. caue either way you look at it, you're on bottom, champ.
No. 56394 ID: d035e1

The ending?

She's his sister. Or rather his transgendered brother adopted by a foster family.

They have a lot of gay sex together and nosebleed a lot.

The End.
No. 56397 ID: c5d8ba
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I want to be... the very best.
No. 56399 ID: fb5d8e
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>" ( Let's do it.. ) "
>" ( Right here? ) "
>" ( Yeah.. ) "
>" ( What about protection? ) "
>" ( Forget about that.. ) "
>" ( ..Y-you want it so bad? ) "
>" ( Yes.. ) "
>" ( But then.. what about all those times ya looked at me like I'm the most ugly thing on the planet? ) "
No. 56402 ID: 6faa8c

(I was an idiot then. I see you now for what you really are.)
No. 56403 ID: 6a6a5e

I don't care. I love you.
No. 56407 ID: 5d39a6


Hold it RIGHT THERE. You're in the house of Janine. They have GOT to have condoms in their room. Don't be stupid, kid.
No. 56408 ID: af9412

>" ( What about protection? ) "
>" ( Forget about that.. ) "
No love is that urgent. You guys have all the time in the world now.
If you don't have any condoms then find some other way to satisfy your lust. There are plenty.
If you do, put one on. You just made a big speech about self-improvement and being the best, don't fuck it up right off the bat!
If you're gonna be a gentleman, act like one starting now!
No. 56409 ID: 80fd5d

This. Not the time to reason. If must say something, say this.

She isn´ ugly, you were just jealous of her, most likely.

But... those eyes..
No. 56414 ID: 80fd5d

He´s plotting O.o
he´s trying to get her pregnant to ruin her career!

Thats the Bernard we know!
No. 56416 ID: 192956

I am glad I am not the only one who saw that.
He clearly is a tactical genious
No. 56422 ID: 5d39a6

I am glad we can finally play an evil character who isn't some kind of evil overlord or later becomes a good guy. Your everyday life-ruining fucking assholes deserving only death need representation, too.
No. 56424 ID: e3f578

For gods sakes Bernard, if your planning that of all things, you'll have child support payments and your parents won't help at all.

For petes sake, this better be real or your really an idiot. Or you have an STD and you want to give it to her, then maybe your the monster/villain you wanted to be. Just... not pregnancy of all things.
No. 56432 ID: 728150

If you put it up her butt, there is no need for protection.
No. 56562 ID: fb5d8e
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>" ( I was an idiot then. I see you now for what you really are. ) "
>" ... ( Let's go to your bedroom.. )"
No. 56564 ID: fb5d8e
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No. 56566 ID: fb5d8e
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..Huh?.. The phone..?
No. 56570 ID: 4e8aad


Don't pick it up.
Pick it up.
No. 56571 ID: 192956

Answer the phone then offer to make the woman breakfast.
No. 56572 ID: f98e0b

Morning Bernard

How was it?
No. 56576 ID: fb5d8e
File 125462229917.png - (45.78KB , 800x600 , 136.png )

Oh.. Good morning.
Uh-- Yeah. Right, ofcourse. Let me answer the phone and I'll make Alex some breakfast.

..I really prefer not to discuss how last night was. That would be most.. embarrassing.

>"[Awake yet, Bernard? This is your mother speaking. Don't tell me you just got out of bed. Have you finished all your chores? Just because I'm in China does not mean I turn forgetful. I also have not forgotten about the reports coming up. Can I look forward to you being number one as usual?]"
No. 56577 ID: 192956

Tell her you've met your "match" and hang up.
No. 56578 ID: 6faa8c

Man, no wonder you're like what you were...
No. 56580 ID: 728150

I'm surprised you even have to ask. As a matter of fact, I'm finding new areas to excel in every day. Things will be well taken care of here, mother. How are things in China?

No. 56583 ID: 5d39a6

"Actually, mother... for once, no. And there is incredible, wonderful, amazing news I have to give you that will explain why!"
No. 56604 ID: 34e41d

I wonder how she'd react to being told she's been an awful mother.
No. 56605 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Actually, mother... for once, no."
>"[..What? Explain yourself.]"
>"I'm no longer going to try to number one."
>"[Then what ARE you going to do?]"
No. 56606 ID: 4553b2

"Be happy."

Hang up.
No. 56607 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I'm simply going to be the best I can be."
No. 56608 ID: 34e41d

"You should try it, feels great."
No. 56610 ID: fb5d8e
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>"But, you know.. I still don't understand how you can find all that energy to be better than me."
>"Heh.. Neither can I, B."
No. 56612 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I guess it's just something outside of our control."
>"Hoooy, Alex. Oy, Bernard, you better not be hogging all of her attention."
>"Welcome home, Alex-- Oh, Bernard! How lovely of you to join her. We heard your parents are out of the country. Please visit us as much as you like! Young boys need to eat healthy to grow up healthy. Isn't that right, Richard?"
>"Yes. Please, we insist."
No. 56614 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Th-thank you. I certainly shall."
No. 56629 ID: 632862

I liked this a lot. Wonderful payoff, Reaver.
No. 56637 ID: af9412
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"Bernard, can you and Alex help me with something a moment?" her mother asked, leading him away from the group.
"S-sure," he stuttered with a smile, scratching the back of his neck and waving to Alex's father, who began to set the table for dinner.

The three of them made their way to Alex's bedroom, and once inside, Bernard jumped slightly at a loud clicking sound. Spinning around, he saw Alex with her back to the now-closed door, a strange, crooked smile over her face. Before he could say a word, Alex's mother spoke again.
"My, he's cute. I see why you must like him so much, honey."
"You should see him in bed," Alex whispered with a grin. Bernard's confusion slowly was slowly turning to fear.
"Well, let's not waste any more time," her mother grinned, as she quickly removed her
No. 56639 ID: f21281

No. 56640 ID: 8e02fe


Dammit, Finesse!

...Don't just stop there!
No. 56643 ID: 6faa8c

No. 56655 ID: f6b265
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"Tsk tsk.. already exhausted? To think you were the number one in athletics without any stamina" teases Alex.. Bernard lay, legs spread wide, on the bed, without a scrap of clothing on him save the leather straps tying his wrists over head to the bed post..

"What do you expect, he's as tight as your father was.." coos Alex's mother..

"Whatever.. Let's take off the training wheels B.. I wanna hear more of your screams" mutters Alex, reaching for the drawer, fishing about for a larger
No. 56657 ID: 40dc56
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"I like you a lot." Said Bernard giving Alex a freshly picked flower from his backyard.

Alex blushed shyly as she took the flower. "I like you a lot too, B."
No. 56658 ID: af9412
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"o burnared yur swo hat an manlee "an sed alecks
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an thin dthay hasdded secks
No. 56666 ID: 43d730
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>The last fifty posts or so
No. 56668 ID: 8e02fe


I d'awww'd. <3
No. 56678 ID: 5d39a6
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Should anyone find my this data logbook, please disregard file 004283. As a matter of fact, please destroy the file before proceeding to the analysis of the remainder of my logs.
No. 56711 ID: b1e366
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"Oh god, stop..." Bernard groaned through clenched teeth, the burning sensation of being stretched beyond his limits blurring the lines of pleasure and pain as he squirmed against Alex's powerful grip. "Don't worry, B. I'll break ya in nice and slow." She grinned, eyes sparkling with mischief as she reached under the bed and produced an even larger
No. 56719 ID: 5696d4
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Then they forgot the condoms and had babies.


And oh yeah, Alex had her
No. 56729 ID: 4553b2
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Female Alex analyzed his prone form, anticipating Male Bernard's hesitation as she lay the vibrating sexual pleasure device against his anal opening. Bernard's muscles performed contractions and became tense from fear. Alex expressed coyness as she inserted the vibrating pleasure device into the opening which she had previously lined it up against. He audibly released a sudden gust of air from his lungs as new feelings of pain and tension entered his tender anus. Alex slowly and methodically forced the vibrating pleasure device further, choosing to feign ignorance regarding Bernard's repeated pleas for respite. His anus repeatedly attempted to expel the intrusive pleasure device, but its many contractions only served to heighten the senses of pain and, subconsciously, pleasure, that he felt. After obtaining the optimal length of 7 inches inside of his anus, she activated the vibrating pleasure device's vibration function, causing Bernard to wildly convulse underneath him. Mechanically, Alex commenced
No. 56735 ID: 9e9b47
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And then so Bernard was all like "yeah let's fuck!" and Alex was like "Alright stud, I'm totally wet for you!" Then the two made out with their tongues, and Bernard got a handful of tit as he
No. 56773 ID: 4553b2
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Bernard held her close to him, sobbing gently. He was nearing the end of his crying outburst, Alex knew, and she was there for him. Slowly, B raised his head to look up at her, and she wiped away the tears on his cheeks, smiling. "Its okay." She said. "Its okay." B smiled, and somehow knew she was right.

What came next, neither of them truly anticipated. He kissed her, she kissed him, their hands started to feel around. Before either of them knew it, they were tearing at each other's clothing, sending it scattered across the room. They took a moment to take in each other's naked forms, then did what came natural.

She took his hand in hers, and began breaking his fingers, one by one. Moaning, he leaned in to hug her, and starting biting into her neck. She whimpered as she punched him repeatedly in the stomach, her blows beginning to grow weaker from blood loss. Bernard's penis, now fully erect from arousal, found its way to her gaping neck wound, and he began to rub his throbbing manhood up and down the wound's entryway. She moaned feebly with pleasure, as he slowly forced his way into
No. 56836 ID: 35cea2
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What the heck has Io been writing on my computer? These are the strangest research documents I've seen in my life...
No. 56839 ID: af3e6d

Goddammit you guys. I'm away for one night and all the quest characters read fapfics. I'm not sure whether I love or hate you all.
No. 56840 ID: fb5d8e
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No. 56843 ID: 82920c

you know you love it.
No. 57044 ID: 41f1b5
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>"needs moar pooper... Yes I know I am late and I hope it makes you anger"

No. 57122 ID: 4553b2

>all the quest characters read fapfics
...No, they're writing them, not reading.
No. 60092 ID: 18212a
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