wow we're continuing on with the current arc instead of time skipping.

Okay. We need to find some dirt on her; merely breaking her heart isn't going to work. If she IS the most respected/popular/liked, you'll just lose even more of your status if you hurt her while she's still at the top of the pile.

>>55640
Also, ensure you are protected from backlash.
If you break her wrong, the results would be severe.
This is why I would suggest a slight amount of smear on her; implications of unwarranted violence on her part, etc. Then, in the aftermath, be seen taking a few hits, but not attacking.

Today you're going swimming with her, getting beaten by a girl and touching hot wet semi-naked bodies together. Don't pee in the pool out of fear.

How did Alex become the most feared person in school anyhow. What did she do?

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/02(Fri)10:17 No. 55645 ID: fb5d8e
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Well, just incase you're BLIND and didn't see Alex's intimidating mien then knowing she is the best in everything should be enough to make you scared. I'm humanly the best, so if she's better it means she's inhumanly the best.

Finding dirt on her to make her look like the villain when breaking up does seem like the best way to go. Well thought of.
If I can have some witnesses of her hitting me... Then after I can reveal everything else I know to rub salt in the woun--

>"Good morning, B."

--HOLY GOD-- AAHH!! God, I almost threw up!

>>55645
You know, for a guy with a strong, independent, no nonsense, uncompromising woman for a mom, you sure are sexist.

"Oh! you startled me. How are you today my lovely?"

>>55645
She seems fine with casual, in-formalized diction, and you seem to dislike her enough that brusque conversation may be needed.

Just say hey, what's up? It's not like you need to worry about your image with her beside you.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/02(Fri)10:39 No. 55648 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Oh! You startled me. What's up, my lovely?"
>"Heh.. heh.. I can't stop thinking about yesterday.."

Image or no image, this is a monster.
And shall we please not bring my family situation into this? I'm sure I'm independent enough by now.

Aw. How cute. The teenager thinks he's independent.

"Neither can I. I'm just... I'm really happy." Look down and blush a little. "I'm really looking forward to today as well. Can I walk you to class? Carry your books? Anything at all~?"

Also, you both appear to be wearing the same clothes. Be careful with that. People might start talking...

>>55648
You know, with your parents out of the picture, you could take her home and have no interruptions... You'd be able to do whatever comes naturally.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/02(Fri)10:58 No. 55652 ID: fb5d8e
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Yes.. Perhaps I can invite her over to my house after we go swimming.

>"Neither can I. I'm just... I'm really happy. I'm really looking forward to today as well. Can I walk you to class? Carry your books? Anything at all~?"
>"But.. it'd be so embarrassing~"

Ha, look how in love the wench is.

>>55652
Someone has a crowd now, it seems.

>>55652

Shrug. "Well, I wouldn't want to embarrass you." Smile and take her hand as you walk to class. "You know, my parents are out of town if you'd like to come over later. We can watch a movie and I can cook dinner or something."

Oh yeah, she's really got that 'in love' glow about her. So soft and feminine. It looks great on her, doesnt it?

"Nonsense. It would by honor, nay! My privilige to assist you in any way possible."

Make sure you bow like the gentleman you are.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/02(Fri)11:17 No. 55656 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Well, I wouldn't want to embarrass you. You know, my parents are out of town if you'd like to come over later. We can watch a movie and I can cook dinner or something."
>"R-really? That'd be lovely.."

Yep, she's like warm butter. I got this all under control.
Will there be anything else for today, or shall I just keep my sweettalk going for the rest of the classes?

>>55656

Don't wanna overdo it. Leave her be for the most part during class. After school is when the interesting stuff starts to happen.

Gotta get psyched for that swimming

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/02(Fri)11:35 No. 55660 ID: fb5d8e
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Alright! With her shyness it was no trouble keeping today's tension low.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/02(Fri)11:37 No. 55663 ID: fb5d8e
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She's such a regular here that I was allowed in with her without a fuss. She told me to meet her in pool 3A.
But first--A quite important decision to make.
What should I wear?
Long or short?
Both have their advantages.

>>55663
short is for competition, or showing off your junk. are you competing today?

>>55663

Long. Short may make it seem like you're trying to compete a bit too much. You want the challenge to seem casual.

>>55663
Long.
She might take it as if you are trying to, y'know,...Seduce her by wearing the short swimtrunks. If only kinda. Cause they cling.

Most competitive male swimmers wear short ones, so she should be used to them. But don't act completely serious, this is just a fun bout between two individuals.

>>55663
you guys are thnking about fooling her with long?
Short better for speed and it will show off your package.

As a swimmer she'll respect and understand short.

As a girl with a serious crush on you she'd be thrown off her game by short.

Go with short.

HA! HAHAHAHAHA! Are you dense? Are you some kind of moron? Do you even know how to swim? Jesus fucking christ, you can't race in trunks. The speeds you'll be needing to go will pull them right off of you. It'll be like swimming with a parachute if for some miracle they manage to stay on. Unless that's a jammer (ie, skin tight) go with the fucking RACING suit. You know, the skin tight one that doesnt DRAG A SHITTON OF WATER BEHIND YOU.

You know, unless you wan't to lose of course.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/02(Fri)12:12 No. 55678 ID: fb5d8e
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Yes, the short one is much more professional. I simply brought the other one along just in case.

>"Hey, I'm ready."
>"O-oh, B.."

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/02(Fri)12:13 No. 55679 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Uhm.. Sh.. Should we do some stretches first..?"

You know... too late now, but you probably could have gotten away with wearing the trunks overtop the race suit... then you can warm up in trunks and take it off when racing.

umm... you have goggles right? You really have no chance without goggles. A cap might help too.

Yes.

'Stretching'

>>55679

"Sure, sounds like a plan. You look nice."

>>55678
geeze what a total soft-body. I'm beginning to suspect we have an unreliable narrator here.

Do some stretches. Try not to pull a muscle.

>>55678
Hmm. Well, limber up, offer to do stretches together.

>>55679

Yes. You should stretch before competition to avoid cramps. Are you sure about this male superiority business? She has more muscles than most antique statues. If you feel so superior mayby you would like to make a wager with her?

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/02(Fri)12:48 No. 55692 ID: fb5d8e
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Enough already! I've already said she's better than me. I am not as unprofessional as to not be aware of this. But just more reason to beat her. Like you said, I have to keep challenging her or I'll never surpass her.

>"Sure, sounds like a plan. You look nice."
>"Y-you too."
>"Hmm.. How about we do a little race?"
>"Huh? Alright.."
>"And shall we place a little wager on it?"
>"...Like what?"

Loser must do anything the winner desires for the rest of the day.

>>55692
Wager a shopping trip. Whoever loses has to wear whatever outfit the winner chooses.

Suggestion 2009/10/02(Fri)13:04 No. 55699 ID: 5b76f8
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>>55692

>>55696

Hmmmm, make-up goal could be achieved. We could find out how he would look in a dress and lipstick. A trip to hairstylist might be good too.

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I say he? I meant she. I have the utmost confidence that you will win.

"We play a little game of poker if I win, something a little bit more home to me. If you win, hell, you choose." I get your not going to do a sexual suggestion thing, but if you do win, we can understand if she's a good bluffer or not.

This way, she can't refuse to reveal her stratagem.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/02(Fri)13:16 No. 55704 ID: fb5d8e
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>"How about the winner recieves oral sex from the loser?"
>"..wh-- .. wha.. wha..."
>"Just kidding! Hehe!"
>"..O-oh.. heh.."

Perfect! I completely destroyed her focus! I should try using this strategy more often.

>"How about the winner gets to dress up the loser? We'll have a shopping trip."
>"O-okay."

What other strategies can I apply during the race itself?

>>55704
Well, I personally say just swim your absolute best, because she is probably enough better than you that trying shenanigans in the water might screw you over.

>>55704

You got no chance during the race. If you really want to win you should apply some persuasion right before. Hopefully she'll be intrigued enough to throw the race and not let her competitive spirit take control. I would suggest somehow letting her in to the fact that you really desire to see her in a dress, and it would be really hot. Such a shame to hide such a beautiful body.

A very bad example:
"I think you would look very beautiful in a dress. You have such a well toned body and you should flaunt it. If I win, I'll show you just how beautiful you are. And you are beautiful"

Replace one beautiful with pretty and give her a peck to melt that ice cold athlete heart. Also, do try your best. If she sees you half assing it she will never throw the competition. If she will at all.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/02(Fri)14:03 No. 55717 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I think you would look very pretty in a dress. You have such a well toned body and you should flaunt it. If I win, I'll show you just how beautiful you are. ..And you are beautiful."
>"O.. Okay.."

>>55717

Atta boy. Now watch as she blows you right out of the water. You'll look very pretty in dress. Just like dad.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/02(Fri)14:13 No. 55723 ID: fb5d8e
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...AAHH----

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/02(Fri)14:14 No. 55724 ID: fb5d8e
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SHE JUST STOPPED RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE END!
Is she messing with me?! Is she waiting?! What the heck??!

Start drowning right now.

She is letting you win because she wants to look pretty

also she wants you to eat her out

>>55724

Also stop right before the end and swim over to her side. Take her in your arms and say "Want to call it a draw? Let's both play together."

This will ensure that you will get to your goal of gooshing her up for boys. I'm sure she'll just enjoy making you more sporty or manly. No need to worry.

Suggestion 2009/10/02(Fri)14:27 No. 55732 ID: 4553b2
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YOU CALL THAT SWIMMING? GET GOING. FASTER. FASTER! USE YOUR ARMS! KICK! KIIIICK!

I think she wants a draw, or for you to win. She wants to be pretty for you.

>>55724
She stopped because her bra is floating RIGHT THERE IN THE WATER

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/02(Fri)14:35 No. 55737 ID: fb5d8e
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Hm. Well, it's good that I can dress her up, but I hate winning like this. A tie will be a good decision. We will have a true challenge another time.

>"Hey.. Want to call it a draw? Let's both play together."
>"...s... s.. s-sure.. o-okay.. .. ... r-right now?.."

Suggestion 2009/10/02(Fri)14:37 No. 55739 ID: 5b76f8
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>>55737

>>55737

Didn't her suit have straps? Is she nude?

Have delicious spontaneous sex. It is the only option.

>>55737

Hehheheh.. awwww. Oh, right. *krhm*

"Heh, I would really like that but don't you think it's a bit public? ... Ohhh, you mean if we should hit the shops now. Yes, we have much to do before nightfall. You'll be the prettiest girl in the whole town."

>>55739
It does work, if you mean what I think you mean, but it's probably not the wisest move at this particular moment. Not that it wouldn't work, but we're kind of in public, and as such might run afoul of certain laws.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/02(Fri)14:51 No. 55751 ID: fb5d8e
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...Yes. She did indeed lose her top.

..Uh..

>>55751
Go retrieve it, you bastard.

>>55751

EYES UP! Say or stammer out >>55746

>>55751
Stop staring you dumbass. Go get the thing for her.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/02(Fri)15:03 No. 55762 ID: fb5d8e
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>"AaaaAAAAHH!! Ah, I'm sorry! Let me go get it for you!"

...

>"Th-thank you. I didn't know we were going to race.. I w-would've put on my swimsuit.."

Compliment her swimming.

And don't worry, you're not the one who's trying to get into the olympics.

>>55762

You've got to work on your wandering eyes.

"I'm sorry, it was a silly idea. I didin't expect to win but I really wanted to. feel embarassed. Do you want to call it off?"

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/02(Fri)15:24 No. 55769 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I'm sorry, it was a silly idea. I didin't expect to win--You're an amazing swimmer--but I really wanted to... D-do you want to call it off?"
>"But.. Wh-why do you want to compete with me?"

>>55769
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU

BECAUSE MY DICK IS SMALL AND I'M TRYING TO COMPENSATE

>>55769

"I fancied myself a fast swimmer. I figured if in the unlikely situation I won I'd get to see you in a dress, and even if I lost I'd get to spend more time with you. Win-win."

>>55769

"I really, really like you. But you have to understand that before you I was always the best. And now that I've met my match in everything I feel a little inadequate. I'm just not used at being the second. I'm very competitive. And I really wanted to see you in a dress."

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/02(Fri)15:42 No. 55796 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I really, really like you. But you have to understand that before you I was always the best. And now that I've met my match in everything I feel a little inadequate. I'm just not used at being the second. I'm very competitive. I figured if in the unlikely situation I won I'd get to see you in a dress, and even if I lost I'd get to spend more time with you."

..That was getting a little too close to the truth.

>"Uhm.. Y.. You're number one to me.."

..Huh?

>>55796
She means she wants you to pee yourself
FOR NO REASON!

I guess she genuinely likes you.

>>55796
handjob?

>>55796

She means she loves you. And she would never delibaretely hurt you. You should hug her back.

"You mean it?"

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/02(Fri)16:04 No. 55812 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Do you mean it?"
>"Y-yeah.. I'll.. I'll love you no matter what you achieve."

...Wait a minute. Apart from being number two I have nothing attractive about me. All I have are achievements I worked very hard to get--grades, fitness, social status..
She has no reason to love me if she doesn't care about those things!

Your beautiful lies Bernard,, thats why she loves you.

Your oh so beautiful lies...

Maybe she just likes you as a person

>>55812
Tell her, not us.

"Apart from being number two I have nothing attractive about me. All I have are achievements I worked very hard to get--grades, fitness, social status...
You have no reason to love me if you don't care about those things!"

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/02(Fri)16:13 No. 55819 ID: fb5d8e
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Haha! I can't tell her that! That's like I'm just telling her "Hey, I'm lying to everyone to get popular!". Yes, lying.
She just loves my lies. Ofcourse, ofcourse.
Ha, that was confusing. I almost thought I'm worth something myself.

>"..B? Bernard? Are you okay?"

Haha, no! There's a monster clinging to my back! Hahaha!
I feel horrible.

Clearly, it is a trap. She's lying for her own personal gain.

>>55819
>I feel horrible.
Do you really?
You keep saying things like that...
Who're you trying to convince, us... or YOU?

>>55819
you are starting to realize

she's not that baaaad...

>>55819

Bernard, you dipshit. She loves you, she cares about you. She dosen't care about anything else but the fact that you care for her and love her in return. And she's been doing that for you all this time and I guarantee she will even after you tell her. Don't hurt her now or it will become true. You'll be the monster.

Ask her.

>Ha, that was confusing. I almost thought I'm worth something myself.

Damn it, don't make me feel sorry for you, you jerk!

>>55819

"I'm fine." Turn to face her. "Thank you. I was a bit... Flustered. I think I'll love you no matter what as well." kiss her

>>55832
Agreed, introspective moments aren´ ment to be had when there´s a girl clinging to your back, (allegedly) ugly or not.

Not that she´s ugly, but those eyes... Brrrr.

Bernard!FPjw2BiG.. 2009/10/02(Fri)16:41 No. 55844 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I'm fine... Thank you. I was a bit... Flustered. I think I'll love you no matter what as wel-- ..?"
>"You're not as convincing as usual. What's goin' on?"

>>55819
The hell you can't. Did the cane surpass Ray Charles? Did Ben Franklin's spectacles eclipse him? An object used to prop oneself up does not make you weaker. Despite her appearances, she is a woman - she is capable of sorting through these emotions you're battling, whether you admit to having them or not.

Take her strength and make it your own. Use her love to fix yourself - true confidence will only serve to propel you further. It is your lack of self worth that's made you falter this much. You have asked us to fix this - well stop dawdling and /fix it/.

>>55844

Uh... I think this is the part where we bail, lads.

Bernarrrrd >>55815

OH FUCK, OH FUCK- BAIL OUT! KISS HER NOW YOU FOOL, SHE'S ONTO US.

>>55844
"I'm not used to this sort of thing..."

You gotta admit though, she looks MUCH cuter with her hair down.

"What you said made me think about myself a little is all. But that's all. I was just distracted."

>>55844
well, obviously the thing that's up is we just met her like, two days ago or something. it's all going a little fast for you- but you can take it.

Let her help you.

>>55844
Silence. Refuse to speak. Tell her to not worry, and bail.
We need to proccess the situation, he´s on to us.

>>55857
She. Typos.

SHE IS A WOMAN YOU GIRLY FAGGOT
SHE IS BETTER THAN YOU AT EVERYTHING, BUT SHE IS STILL FLAWED WITH THE LIMITATION OF ALL WOMEN
KNOCK HER UP AND DON'T LET HER DO SHIT WHILE SHE'S PREGNANT YOU FARRTSNIFFING PANSIE, IT WILL RUIN HER FOREVER
GRANTED YOUR DICK IS PROBABLY SO TINY AND UNMANLY THAT HER MONSTERCUNT WILL CRUSH IT BEYOND REPAIR ASSUMING YOU CAN STILL GET IT UP

actually, I have a better idea than what I previously posted.

if you ACTUALLY fall in love with her, the amount of lies and interplay falls by an exponential amount. it would fix all your problems!

and also, being tied closely to the number one would bump yourself up to her level over time, and possibly above (depending on your and her motivation levels)

"It was just a bit sudden. I'm not as sure of my feelings."

>>55862

Ugh. Worst option ever.

>>55844
"I was just thinking. I don't even know what I'm doing."
Be the tender guy.

>>55862
"Not this" isn't against the rules, is it?

Because, uh, not this.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/02(Fri)17:06 No. 55867 ID: fb5d8e
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>"What you said made me think about myself a little is all. But that's all. I was just distracted."

Oh yes, with love I can make her crawl as I use her as a springboard for my own ambitions.

>"What did you think about?"

I will be number one again time.

>"It's nothing, don't worry."

It's flawless.

>"Hey.. Look at me."



>"..."



>"What's up, B?"

>"..."

>"..."

>"Apart from being number two I have nothing attractive about me. All I have are achievements I worked very hard to get--grades, fitness, social status... You have no reason to love me if you don't care about those things."

>"Social status... Are ya admitting that ya were just puttin' up an act to be popular?

>>55867
Well? Tell her the truth, bro. Be true to yourself.

>>55867
>social status

well, being friends with EVERYONE in the school takes some time. it's very hard work.

>>55868
Don't tell Bernie to do that while he's in his Keikaku Dori mood! He will not be able to focus and he'll lose his cool and cry! Then he'll find out how depressing his life is and cry some more and become depressed and eat and grow fat and die of a heart attack! Is that what you want to do? Do you want to kill Bernard? You sick fuck!

"No, to mean something. Anything at all would do." Make sure you grin you devilish bastard. "At first all that effort was all that could possibly mean anything. Now, you seem to have convinced me otherwise."

Congratulations, now you've made her feel like she's helped some damaged boy feel like he means something. But your not damaged, your perfect. You've thought she was number one because of her athletic and academic prowess. But now you realize you have something she hasn't got, something she can possibly never get.

Charisma.

Your athletic, Smart, and charismatic. She only has two of those qualities. How can you possibly be number 2.

>>55868
Or at least, damage control. Something like "Just cant see what you see in me."

Which sort of is the truth, eh?

"Everything I've ever done has been to achieve my goals. My life, my self esteem, it's all based on what people think of me, how I do at school. I have no friends, just people who look up to me. And then you come along and reveal it all for a lie. You don't care about my achievements, but you don't know me, I am worth nothing. Why would you do this to me?"

"Maybe it is a bit of an act. Doesn't everyone put on a bit of an act in public though?"

>>55872
'e 'e 'e 'e

There is an aspect of yourself that can be admired. Your ability to work hard. Also making yourself vulnerable to her works.

Say "I've always acted to make myself popular, but when I'm around you I don't want to act, I want to be the type of person how deserves your love"

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/02(Fri)17:45 No. 55886 ID: fb5d8e
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Yes, yes, let's do this..

>"No... to mean something. Anything at all would do. I've always acted to make myself 'someone', but when I'm around you I don't want to act. At first all that effort was all that could possibly mean anything... Now you have convinced me otherwise. I want to be the type of person how deserves your love."
>"Then... Then will ya tell me how much you've been decievin' me up till now?"

Not all that much really.

I TOLD you to kiss her asshat. Anyway, let's play it cool. Don't answer her, slowly reach up and brush her hair down so that it frames her face and kiss her.

>>55886
Hook and sinker. Might as well have barged into her trap from the beginning

>>55890
Well, to give us some credit, we suspected it.

>>55886
Whatever you do don't panic and blurt out something like:
"THE WHOLE THING! I DIDN'T LIKE YOU AT ALL I JUST WANTED TO GET CLOSE TO YOU TO SEE HOW YOU WERE SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME!
BUT NOW I AM SO CONFUSED!"

OH GOD.. NOW IT'S TIME TO BAIL OUT.

Please Bernard. Please tell me all your negative feelings so far has just been a reflection of yourself on her. That all your loathing has just been projected on her because she showed what your world really is. And that in our efforts you at some point saw your folly before this moment.

Find the way she's grabbing your hair and being in control strangely arousing and have an unwarranted erection. It'll work out if she feels it under the water, promise.

>>55890
Hmm. No line quite yet? That means we're good. WE might be barely swimming, but she has nothing to reel us in by. LET'S DO THIS SHIT.

>>55891
Yeah well, to tell the truth? I was one of those telling to not open up. I don´ care if she had a trap set, I just didn´ wanted us to get caught.

Now we´ll be forever number two in her eyes.

... might not be a bad thing, you know. Its a much less paranoid place to be.

Realize neither of you have noses. Scream in horror at the realization.

>>55886
You gotta give her something, at least. Admit the food was pretty bad.

>>55898
You are now manually noseless.

>>55899
Agreed. Use humor to diffuse the situation a little - not too much, but it will help spin it in your favor.

Alternatively sexually charging the situation is a good deviatory option. Even if this is a "trap", screaming and flailing away isn't the way to make it through unscathed.

>>55886
You told the truth earlier with "And now that I've met my match in everything I feel a little inadequate."

Tell her that you sought her out because you felt a little jealous of how much better she is at things that she does, how easy it seems for her. But then you learned so much more about her that it's different now.

"less and less the more I talk to you"

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/02(Fri)18:28 No. 55910 ID: fb5d8e
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Ha ha ha! What? Traps? Projecting self-loathing onto Alex, just because she doesn't conform to my standards?! No, that is ridiculious! I'm the number one! I'm the most valueable person alive, more capable and more charismatic than both my mothers. Alex is just a minor setback, you see. I have nothing to come clean about!
NOTHING! YOU ARE ALL CONFUSED YOURSELVES! YOU AND ALEX ARE RUINING EVERYTHING!!
I AM--

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/02(Fri)18:28 No. 55911 ID: fb5d8e
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--number one...

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/02(Fri)18:28 No. 55912 ID: fb5d8e
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...

..

..Bah.. What a horrible display....

>"..Hey, B.. Do ya still want me to come over?"

Go get some coffee with her instead.

Yes.

Show her how independent and house proud you are.

>>55912

Yes, it's just an empty house. All alone again. Time to do something honest together. Something simple. Like watching a movie and eating popcorn. It's a start.

>>55910
Never thought being Patrick and little sis´ son could screw someone up.

All that I care knowing now is, how can he hear us?

>>55916
Yes please. Maybe you can even get a taste of what it actually feels like to have a friend and not a minion.

>>55912

Go ahead. It beats being all by yourself.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/02(Fri)18:59 No. 55922 ID: fb5d8e
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>".. Yeah.."

Alright, let's regroup. Whatever just happened can't be undone. What is the plan from here on?

Get her something to eat, suggest watching a movie on TV. Something romoantic.

>What is the plan from here on?

Honesty seems like a good start.

>>55922

Ask her why she wears such baggy clothing wherever she goes. Is it for comfort, or because she just likes how she looks in it?

>>55922
wait.. what the hell is that o the left of the note? Some kind of naked statuette?

>>55922

No plans, no plots. Clean slate. Now you just spend time together in each others company. It has been a heavy day for the both of you. Watch a movie together, eat snacks and enjoy being close to someone for once. Tomorrow will be another day and where you go from there is up to you two.

Offer a drink, talk about which movie to watch, which food to eat... get to know her.

To know her weaknesses if you have to keep lying to yourself.

>>55922
Show her your Orb. (Of Infinite Psyche.)

Reaver, we really need to know our orb status. Do we have one?

Repeat that you're sorry about earlier. A simple emotional confusion caused by some recent stress.

Give her a tour. Make her comfortable.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/02(Fri)19:50 No. 55946 ID: fb5d8e
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>Welcome to the Ghosthouse.
>Where the champagne flows as the bass gets harder.
>Now, our first topic; Rally points.
>Rally points?
>Rally points. Newly build rally points.

What are you doing all the way over there like some kind of girl? Get over there and show her your moves. Jesus christ, you're just like Patricia on her first date with Janine. Man up and be a man.

Schoot over to her. You look like your frightened of her.

>>55946

Get on over there and give her a cuddle. Don't be a pussy.

He is frightened of her.

>>55946

Lean closer, not all the way in. Ask her what she likes to read.

I assume you read?

Tell her the truth, that you still wanna see her in a dress u.u

Try to make it sound funny.

>>55946
Boooring! Just look at her, she's falling asleep. Get her a drink or something.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/02(Fri)20:34 No. 55978 ID: fb5d8e
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I don't know what you guys are thinking, but it has just been exposed that I had been lying to her all the time. Hopefully she didn't figure out the details, but I doubt it's appropriate to act all lovely dovey right now.

With everything having been lies there isn't really anything to base a relationship on right now.

>>55978

Perhaps an apology is in order?

Tell her... tell her you'd like to try again. From the begining.

>>55978
Admit to being intimidated by her in the beginning, and hoping to find a weakness, but growing to care for her the more you examined her.

Explain everything. Tell her that you never really thought you would fall for her... but you have... and you dont know what to do...

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/02(Fri)20:57 No. 55987 ID: fb5d8e
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>"...I.. I apologize for deceiving you like I did."
>"Ah-- We gonna talk. Alright."
>"..Alright. I was intimidated by you and I was just dating you to find a weakness.. but the more I examined you, the more I grew fond of you. I'd like to try again.. from the beginning."
>"...Are ya even capable of not lying?"
>"..."
>"Or don't ya even know what you're feeling yourself?"

>>55987

"You read me like a map."

>>55987
"I really don't know."

Throw a fit liek a spoiled child.

I've made a life of lieing not just to others but to myself. I'm realizing how hollow and empty that has made me. No true friends just minions. No true achievements just victories over rivals.

B, look at her. Try to forget your thoughts for a moment and examine her expression and mannerisms. Does she seem at all different from when you first talked to her?

I don't know what I'm thinking anymore. Since I met you... I don't know. Something's changed.

I'm sure if she gets a nice makeover she'll look much more pleasing.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/02(Fri)21:33 No. 56004 ID: fb5d8e
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>"You read me like a map."
>"Do I?"

Does she look different? No, when I look at her...

>"I don't know what I'm thinking anymore. Since I met you... I don't know. Something's changed."
>"What has changed?"

..the figure of a man..

>"..I really don't know."

..the face of a demon..

>"..Oh come on already! Look at me 'n tell me honestly what you see!"

The Romanticar Underground - End of part 3 Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/02(Fri)21:34 No. 56005 ID: fb5d8e
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..and two eyes that look straight through me.

Reaver, start the next part pronto or I will die of withdrawl but not before I judo-chop you in the manbits. D:

Might as well come totally clean and just confess you're inherit self-loathing spawned from a resentment of your 'dad' and mom's nature causes you to see the world through a delusional state with you at it's head as the most supreme being. The pressure of having parents that head a super successful multi-national corporation forces you to apply so much subconscious pressure onto yourself in order to achieve the same level of success they have. Deep inside you're just a scared little boy that knows he's got nothing going for himself. Everything you have is a lie.

Hug her and cry.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/03(Sat)13:48 No. 56139 ID: fb5d8e
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>"...I see a mirror..."

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/03(Sat)13:49 No. 56142 ID: fb5d8e
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>"...and it hurts."

>>56139

Let it out, Boss. Let it all out.

>>56142
See doesn't crying make you feel better
Look at the brightside your plan may have not worked, but at the very least you have someone who you can show weakness too and not worry about them using it against you.

>>56150
everybody love catharsis

>>56142
I thought she kneed him in the balls for a moment there.

>>56142
haha dude look
She likes you already, and you just showed that you can be man enough to cry.
If you want in that vagina, you're already there.

Seriously.

Sir Double-Faggot!!EuZJL3Mwtj 2009/10/03(Sat)14:42 No. 56167 ID: 5b76f8
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>>56142

>>56167
I would never submit to a female.

STAY STRONG BERNARD.

>>56142
Thattaboy.
Just hug her.
Let all this pain out.

Once more, our guidance works.

Once more, in a completely unpredicted way.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/03(Sat)15:18 No. 56186 ID: fb5d8e
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..

...

>".. Oh, B.. I thought I could play along with your game and give ya a taste of your own medicine.. but now you confront me with a crying heap of good intentions turned awry.. ..What am I gonna do now?"

>>56186
"...kiss me?"

H-have sex with me?

Right here on the couch? Unprotected sex?

>>56186
"I don't know, I've never had a real relationship."

Suggestion 2009/10/03(Sat)15:23 No. 56193 ID: af9412
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>>56189

>>56186
"S-so you knew? I'm n-not very s-surprised, at least now...But just...."
"Just stay with me."
then kiss de girl

>>56186
"I don't know..." and put your face in her boobs

>>56193
How does Finesse know what modern technology is.

>>56186

"...Do you want some food? I'll make dinner and we can really talk."

Also, just ask how she feels about us now.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/03(Sat)15:44 No. 56209 ID: fb5d8e
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>"S-so you knew?"
>"Yep."
>"..I'm not very surprised, at least now...But... just.."
>"..."
>"Just stay with me. ..."
>"... ..Give me one good reason to stay with you."

>>56209
-unzip pants-
THIS!

>>56209
KISS HER DAMNIT

>>56209
Don't give her one she's probably already made up her mind one way or another.

>>56209
KISS HER DAMNIT

>>56209

"I...I love you.."

I need your help.

"I... need my medicine and I'm very ill."

Well... You're kind of my only real friend, if nothing else.

There are no good reasons, you know. That request is empty.

Telling you love her is too corny. Anything else, too empty. I guess the only thing you can claim, is that you´re coming clean. Ask her to give you a bit of credit.

Ah, and the kiss. The one in her room didn´ count.

And food, if you don´ dig her parents´ cousine, show some of yours! Although I still think that was just an act...

>>56209
"...You saw. Intelligently looked right through the bullshit and lies that the rest don't and can't. And now you see me at my weakest moment. And you even comfort me during it."

"The reason?"

"I think...No, I know...I've fallen for you."

>>56229
Good one, but cut the fallen for you thing, it doesn´ becons you man

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/03(Sat)16:12 No. 56238 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I.. I love you."
>"..."
>"I need you!"
>"..."
>"..Y-you're my only friend.."
>"..."
>"You're seeing me a-at my weakest moment.."
>"Be sensible, B. How can I love a dude who doesn't love himself? Let me go, I'm goin' home."

>>56238
BERNARD rape ALEX.

>>56238
Let her go...man talk about irony.

>>56238
Goddamit I WARNED you!

Yeah take some time to pull yourself together.

maybe cry in the mirror while putting on your mother's clothes.

>>56238
Curl up. Let go. This started out in hopelessness, and every step we've made since then was a step away from peace. Accept that nothing matters.

let her go.

Then go cut yourself.

>>56238
Let her go... For now.

The first step is acknowledging you have a problem. Now we can set out to fix it. Pull yourself together, and if you really do like her, prove that you're worth her. Prove it to her, and to yourself.

>>56238
"Before you leave, please just answer one question: even though this was all an illusion, did you ever, once, feel you could love me?"

"I need to know that there is something real, somewhere, something..not covered in lies, please?"

Become Pre-Romanticar Fiftyeight

You're a perfect... failure. Sudicide is your own answer. Being so AWESOME and not AWESOME enough to get yourself a girlfriend. Seriously, just cut away.

You fail.

Well, let her go but catch her hand. Stop crying and wipe those tears away.

"You're right. I don't. I could give some sad speech about my life, but it doesn't matter right now. What does is you helped me so much in this little bit of timet. Thank you. I hope, at least, we can at least be friends."

Take on the name 1213 and become a shambling nihilistic mute who covers himself in unnecessary amount of bandages and belts. Do not allow people to become close to you. Become what you were meant to be. The New Prince.

Babrakus 2009/10/03(Sat)16:45 No. 56296 ID: af9412
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Ey.
You have problem, yes?
You see girl. You scared, girl is better. You work hard, bring girl down. No good. Why? You love girl. Girl has weak point, yes. But you no strike them. You no attack. Why? You love girl.
You low? No. You still strong. Why you cry? Because first time, you see more than blood. You see love. World is big. World open up, like door. That girl, she is door.
Girl say you no love you. True? Yes. But big question is why. You no love you because you not see love. You not see girl is door. But now? Now you see love. So you no hate you. You hate OLD you. DEAD you. You that is gone now. You become new you. Because of girl. Girl made new and better you. You that loves. You that sees. You love you? No. Because you did not see. Because you did not love. But girl changed this.
Now you can see. And love. Not just you. And not just her. What you love is new world. New you. New everything.
What you love is what girl made and what you made. Not alone. Together.
That is the true love.

You see?
Tell her this.

>>56296
epic

Was ever real for you?

I started this as a lie and discovered a truth about myself. Was it always a lie to you?

>>56296
...
beautiful.
Say that to her, but with mildly less mangled english
(no disrespect Godfather Babrakus)

Jakus 2009/10/03(Sat)16:57 No. 56306 ID: b1e366
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T-try giving her sock, then... r-rub noses.

Prove to her that you can love yourself. Masturbate.

Bernard!FPjw2BiG.. 2009/10/03(Sat)17:04 No. 56311 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Wait--! I.. I do love myself! I love-- You've changed me, Alex.. You've made me into a new person--One that I can love."
>"That's alot different than what you just said.."
>"Alex.. I... I've become a person we made. Not alone, but together. That's why--Ah-?"

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/03(Sat)17:05 No. 56313 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Then tell me: Why exactly do ya love yourself?"

"my fabulous haircut"

fGhost!ExGQrDul2E 2009/10/03(Sat)17:08 No. 56319 ID: 40dc56
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You do what you think is right, Bernard! I'll still support you!

This is pathetic. Just stop. Cut your losses and let her leave. You failed. You let the mask slip and this is what happened.

Remember this feeling Bernard. This is what happens when you let someone close. This is what happens when you stop pretending.

"because i still have the chance to fix my mistakes"

>>56313
"I don't know yet. But now, for the first time, I feel like I could find out."

Because I am determined to be the best I can be.
And you're the best I can get.

Velesnor 2009/10/03(Sat)17:16 No. 56334 ID: 197650
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"Because I 'ave a fabulous haircut, and people what love me, mah ducky."
"I 'ave a chance to make what I've done wrong right, thanks to you."

>>56321
I concur. Continue being a pathetic wretch or let her go and take revenge. After all, she did this to you, are you not angry? You should be. Say nothing, let only anger remain.

>>56313
Because you're almost as good as her.

I love myself because I realized my flaws. I love that I am starting to grow from a self obsessed child self into a mature adult that can love and be loved. I'm not there yet but I'm walking that path.

Finesse 2009/10/03(Sat)17:22 No. 56345 ID: af9412
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>>56313
>"Then tell me: Why exactly do ya love yourself?"
"Because for the first time ever, I see there's more to life than just the race for fame and superficial success I previously found myself mired in. I see a sunrise before me, casting a beautiful light over a fantastic world that holds more than just this crawl for academia. And at last capable of seeing these things, I feel a power inside me unlike any other -- the power to become a part of this brave new world before me, to finally leave behind the lies of my old life and embrace something greater.
I see the world opening up before me, filling me with hope, and the knowledge that I can truly make a difference.
And I think you see it too.

I will gladly take the first step, but I know that if you are by my side, a still more glorious dawn awaits.
Come with me."

Gnoll!1u4YNSY0gk 2009/10/03(Sat)17:24 No. 56346 ID: b1e366
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I don't know. Just stick it in her pooper.

A horde of nerds gaves relationship advice based of what they've seen in the romantic movies.

This will surely end up good.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/10/03(Sat)17:27 No. 56351 ID: 6faa8c
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"Why would I not love myself? I'm capable enough to be the best. And I can do it again. This time, I want you beside me."

ITT: avatarfagging. Cut that shit out, guys.

Sanya 2009/10/03(Sat)17:32 No. 56353 ID: 5696d4
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>Why exactly do you love yourself?

I love myself because I cannot love others if I don't, silly.

OH OH I KNOW
TELL HER IT'S NOT LOVE IT'S LUST

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/03(Sat)17:38 No. 56358 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Because I am determined to be the best I can be."

>animated

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/03(Sat)17:39 No. 56361 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Took ya long enough."

Find the condoms

Fuck the condoms.

Fuck the Alex

>>56361
Get to your bedroom

IN HER POOPER

No condoms
No relocating
Missionary position
Final Destination

>>56361
inb4 Janine walking in

Finesse 2009/10/03(Sat)17:48 No. 56379 ID: af9412
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"Took ya long enough," she whispered softly, placing her hands firmly around Bernard's head and leaning in for a deep kiss.
Passion surged as Bernard felt her hot breath against his mouth, his own arms moving around her beautiful frame as if of their own volition. He pressed his lips to hers and

>>56379
Dammit Finesse, go take that in private.

>>56381
Shhh I wanna hear the ending

prepare to recieve her hot hot seed. caue either way you look at it, you're on bottom, champ.

The ending?

She's his sister. Or rather his transgendered brother adopted by a foster family.

They have a lot of gay sex together and nosebleed a lot.

The End.

Suggestion 2009/10/03(Sat)18:07 No. 56397 ID: c5d8ba
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I want to be... the very best.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/03(Sat)18:08 No. 56399 ID: fb5d8e
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>" ( Let's do it.. ) "
>" ( Right here? ) "
>" ( Yeah.. ) "
>" ( What about protection? ) "
>" ( Forget about that.. ) "
>" ( ..Y-you want it so bad? ) "
>" ( Yes.. ) "
>" ( But then.. what about all those times ya looked at me like I'm the most ugly thing on the planet? ) "

>>56399
(I was an idiot then. I see you now for what you really are.)

>>56399
I don't care. I love you.

>>56399
Ah-ah-ah!

Hold it RIGHT THERE. You're in the house of Janine. They have GOT to have condoms in their room. Don't be stupid, kid.

>>56399
>" ( What about protection? ) "
>" ( Forget about that.. ) "
HOLD UP.
No love is that urgent. You guys have all the time in the world now.
If you don't have any condoms then find some other way to satisfy your lust. There are plenty.
If you do, put one on. You just made a big speech about self-improvement and being the best, don't fuck it up right off the bat!
If you're gonna be a gentleman, act like one starting now!

>>56403
This. Not the time to reason. If must say something, say this.

She isn´ ugly, you were just jealous of her, most likely.

But... those eyes..

>>56408
He´s plotting O.o
he´s trying to get her pregnant to ruin her career!

Thats the Bernard we know!

>>56414
I am glad I am not the only one who saw that.
He clearly is a tactical genious

>>56414
I am glad we can finally play an evil character who isn't some kind of evil overlord or later becomes a good guy. Your everyday life-ruining fucking assholes deserving only death need representation, too.

For gods sakes Bernard, if your planning that of all things, you'll have child support payments and your parents won't help at all.

For petes sake, this better be real or your really an idiot. Or you have an STD and you want to give it to her, then maybe your the monster/villain you wanted to be. Just... not pregnancy of all things.

If you put it up her butt, there is no need for protection.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/03(Sat)18:53 No. 56562 ID: fb5d8e
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>" ( I was an idiot then. I see you now for what you really are. ) "
>" ... ( Let's go to your bedroom.. )"

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/03(Sat)18:57 No. 56564 ID: fb5d8e
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..

...

....
>RIIINNG RIIIINNNGGGG

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/03(Sat)18:58 No. 56566 ID: fb5d8e
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>RIIINNG RIIIINNG
>RIIIINNGGG RIIINNNGGG

..Huh?.. The phone..?

>>56566

Don't pick it up.
Pick it up.

>>56566
Answer the phone then offer to make the woman breakfast.

Morning Bernard

How was it?

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/03(Sat)19:11 No. 56576 ID: fb5d8e
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Oh.. Good morning.
Uh-- Yeah. Right, ofcourse. Let me answer the phone and I'll make Alex some breakfast.

..I really prefer not to discuss how last night was. That would be most.. embarrassing.

>"Hello?"
>"[Awake yet, Bernard? This is your mother speaking. Don't tell me you just got out of bed. Have you finished all your chores? Just because I'm in China does not mean I turn forgetful. I also have not forgotten about the reports coming up. Can I look forward to you being number one as usual?]"

>>56576
Tell her you've met your "match" and hang up.

>>56576
Man, no wonder you're like what you were...