>>56399
Ah-ah-ah!

Hold it RIGHT THERE. You're in the house of Janine. They have GOT to have condoms in their room. Don't be stupid, kid.

>>56399
>" ( What about protection? ) "
>" ( Forget about that.. ) "
HOLD UP.
No love is that urgent. You guys have all the time in the world now.
If you don't have any condoms then find some other way to satisfy your lust. There are plenty.
If you do, put one on. You just made a big speech about self-improvement and being the best, don't fuck it up right off the bat!
If you're gonna be a gentleman, act like one starting now!

>>56403
This. Not the time to reason. If must say something, say this.

She isn´ ugly, you were just jealous of her, most likely.

But... those eyes..

>>56408
He´s plotting O.o
he´s trying to get her pregnant to ruin her career!

Thats the Bernard we know!

>>56414
I am glad I am not the only one who saw that.
He clearly is a tactical genious

>>56414
I am glad we can finally play an evil character who isn't some kind of evil overlord or later becomes a good guy. Your everyday life-ruining fucking assholes deserving only death need representation, too.

For gods sakes Bernard, if your planning that of all things, you'll have child support payments and your parents won't help at all.

For petes sake, this better be real or your really an idiot. Or you have an STD and you want to give it to her, then maybe your the monster/villain you wanted to be. Just... not pregnancy of all things.

If you put it up her butt, there is no need for protection.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/03(Sat)18:53 No. 56562 ID: fb5d8e
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>" ( I was an idiot then. I see you now for what you really are. ) "
>" ... ( Let's go to your bedroom.. )"

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/03(Sat)18:57 No. 56564 ID: fb5d8e
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..

...

....
>RIIINNG RIIIINNNGGGG

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/03(Sat)18:58 No. 56566 ID: fb5d8e
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>RIIINNG RIIIINNG
>RIIIINNGGG RIIINNNGGG

..Huh?.. The phone..?

>>56566

Don't pick it up.
Pick it up.

>>56566
Answer the phone then offer to make the woman breakfast.

Morning Bernard

How was it?

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/03(Sat)19:11 No. 56576 ID: fb5d8e
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Oh.. Good morning.
Uh-- Yeah. Right, ofcourse. Let me answer the phone and I'll make Alex some breakfast.

..I really prefer not to discuss how last night was. That would be most.. embarrassing.

>"Hello?"
>"[Awake yet, Bernard? This is your mother speaking. Don't tell me you just got out of bed. Have you finished all your chores? Just because I'm in China does not mean I turn forgetful. I also have not forgotten about the reports coming up. Can I look forward to you being number one as usual?]"

>>56576
Tell her you've met your "match" and hang up.

>>56576
Man, no wonder you're like what you were...

I'm surprised you even have to ask. As a matter of fact, I'm finding new areas to excel in every day. Things will be well taken care of here, mother. How are things in China?

Etc.

>>56576
"Actually, mother... for once, no. And there is incredible, wonderful, amazing news I have to give you that will explain why!"

I wonder how she'd react to being told she's been an awful mother.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/03(Sat)19:55 No. 56605 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Actually, mother... for once, no."
>"[..What? Explain yourself.]"
>"I'm no longer going to try to number one."
>"[Then what ARE you going to do?]"

"Be happy."

Hang up.

The Romanticar Underground - End of Part 4 Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/03(Sat)19:57 No. 56607 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I'm simply going to be the best I can be."

>>56606
"You should try it, feels great."

The Romanticar Underground - Epilogue Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/03(Sat)20:03 No. 56610 ID: fb5d8e
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>"But, you know.. I still don't understand how you can find all that energy to be better than me."
>"Heh.. Neither can I, B."

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/03(Sat)20:18 No. 56612 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I guess it's just something outside of our control."
>"Hoooy, Alex. Oy, Bernard, you better not be hogging all of her attention."
>"Welcome home, Alex-- Oh, Bernard! How lovely of you to join her. We heard your parents are out of the country. Please visit us as much as you like! Young boys need to eat healthy to grow up healthy. Isn't that right, Richard?"
>"Yes. Please, we insist."

The Romanticar Underground - THE END Reaver 2009/10/03(Sat)20:20 No. 56614 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Th-thank you. I certainly shall."

I liked this a lot. Wonderful payoff, Reaver.

Finesse 2009/10/03(Sat)20:52 No. 56637 ID: af9412
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"Bernard, can you and Alex help me with something a moment?" her mother asked, leading him away from the group.
"S-sure," he stuttered with a smile, scratching the back of his neck and waving to Alex's father, who began to set the table for dinner.

The three of them made their way to Alex's bedroom, and once inside, Bernard jumped slightly at a loud clicking sound. Spinning around, he saw Alex with her back to the now-closed door, a strange, crooked smile over her face. Before he could say a word, Alex's mother spoke again.
"My, he's cute. I see why you must like him so much, honey."
"You should see him in bed," Alex whispered with a grin. Bernard's confusion slowly was slowly turning to fear.
"Well, let's not waste any more time," her mother grinned, as she quickly removed her

>>56637
GO TO BED FINESSE.

>>56637

Dammit, Finesse!

...Don't just stop there!

>>56637
DAMNIT DON'T STOP THERE FFFFFF

Meshia 2009/10/03(Sat)21:55 No. 56655 ID: f6b265
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>>56637

"Tsk tsk.. already exhausted? To think you were the number one in athletics without any stamina" teases Alex.. Bernard lay, legs spread wide, on the bed, without a scrap of clothing on him save the leather straps tying his wrists over head to the bed post..

"What do you expect, he's as tight as your father was.." coos Alex's mother..

"Whatever.. Let's take off the training wheels B.. I wanna hear more of your screams" mutters Alex, reaching for the drawer, fishing about for a larger

fGhost!ExGQrDul2E 2009/10/03(Sat)22:04 No. 56657 ID: 40dc56
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"I like you a lot." Said Bernard giving Alex a freshly picked flower from his backyard.

Alex blushed shyly as she took the flower. "I like you a lot too, B."

Tislomer 2009/10/03(Sat)22:08 No. 56658 ID: af9412
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Suggestion 2009/10/03(Sat)22:17 No. 56666 ID: 43d730
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>The last fifty posts or so

>>56657

I d'awww'd. <3

Escavel 2009/10/03(Sat)22:37 No. 56678 ID: 5d39a6
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Should anyone find my this data logbook, please disregard file 004283. As a matter of fact, please destroy the file before proceeding to the analysis of the remainder of my logs.

Atu 2009/10/03(Sat)23:07 No. 56711 ID: b1e366
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"Oh god, stop..." Bernard groaned through clenched teeth, the burning sensation of being stretched beyond his limits blurring the lines of pleasure and pain as he squirmed against Alex's powerful grip. "Don't worry, B. I'll break ya in nice and slow." She grinned, eyes sparkling with mischief as she reached under the bed and produced an even larger

Sanya 2009/10/03(Sat)23:19 No. 56719 ID: 5696d4
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Then they forgot the condoms and had babies.

THE END.

And oh yeah, Alex had her

Suggestion 2009/10/03(Sat)23:42 No. 56729 ID: 4553b2
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Female Alex analyzed his prone form, anticipating Male Bernard's hesitation as she lay the vibrating sexual pleasure device against his anal opening. Bernard's muscles performed contractions and became tense from fear. Alex expressed coyness as she inserted the vibrating pleasure device into the opening which she had previously lined it up against. He audibly released a sudden gust of air from his lungs as new feelings of pain and tension entered his tender anus. Alex slowly and methodically forced the vibrating pleasure device further, choosing to feign ignorance regarding Bernard's repeated pleas for respite. His anus repeatedly attempted to expel the intrusive pleasure device, but its many contractions only served to heighten the senses of pain and, subconsciously, pleasure, that he felt. After obtaining the optimal length of 7 inches inside of his anus, she activated the vibrating pleasure device's vibration function, causing Bernard to wildly convulse underneath him. Mechanically, Alex commenced

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/10/03(Sat)23:49 No. 56735 ID: 9e9b47
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And then so Bernard was all like "yeah let's fuck!" and Alex was like "Alright stud, I'm totally wet for you!" Then the two made out with their tongues, and Bernard got a handful of tit as he

Rastin!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/10/04(Sun)00:52 No. 56773 ID: 4553b2
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Bernard held her close to him, sobbing gently. He was nearing the end of his crying outburst, Alex knew, and she was there for him. Slowly, B raised his head to look up at her, and she wiped away the tears on his cheeks, smiling. "Its okay." She said. "Its okay." B smiled, and somehow knew she was right.

What came next, neither of them truly anticipated. He kissed her, she kissed him, their hands started to feel around. Before either of them knew it, they were tearing at each other's clothing, sending it scattered across the room. They took a moment to take in each other's naked forms, then did what came natural.

She took his hand in hers, and began breaking his fingers, one by one. Moaning, he leaned in to hug her, and starting biting into her neck. She whimpered as she punched him repeatedly in the stomach, her blows beginning to grow weaker from blood loss. Bernard's penis, now fully erect from arousal, found its way to her gaping neck wound, and he began to rub his throbbing manhood up and down the wound's entryway. She moaned feebly with pleasure, as he slowly forced his way into

Ed Pastry 2009/10/04(Sun)06:25 No. 56836 ID: 35cea2
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What the heck has Io been writing on my computer? These are the strangest research documents I've seen in my life...

Goddammit you guys. I'm away for one night and all the quest characters read fapfics. I'm not sure whether I love or hate you all.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/04(Sun)07:28 No. 56840 ID: fb5d8e
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...

>>56840
you know you love it.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/10/04(Sun)13:39 No. 57044 ID: 41f1b5
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>"needs moar pooper... Yes I know I am late and I hope it makes you anger"

~pissface

>>56839
>all the quest characters read fapfics
>read
...No, they're writing them, not reading.

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/10/07(Wed)18:34 No. 60092 ID: 18212a
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DON'T LOOK AT MEEEE