let her go.

Then go cut yourself.

>>56238
Let her go... For now.

The first step is acknowledging you have a problem. Now we can set out to fix it. Pull yourself together, and if you really do like her, prove that you're worth her. Prove it to her, and to yourself.

>>56238
"Before you leave, please just answer one question: even though this was all an illusion, did you ever, once, feel you could love me?"

"I need to know that there is something real, somewhere, something..not covered in lies, please?"

Become Pre-Romanticar Fiftyeight

You're a perfect... failure. Sudicide is your own answer. Being so AWESOME and not AWESOME enough to get yourself a girlfriend. Seriously, just cut away.

You fail.

Well, let her go but catch her hand. Stop crying and wipe those tears away.

"You're right. I don't. I could give some sad speech about my life, but it doesn't matter right now. What does is you helped me so much in this little bit of timet. Thank you. I hope, at least, we can at least be friends."

Take on the name 1213 and become a shambling nihilistic mute who covers himself in unnecessary amount of bandages and belts. Do not allow people to become close to you. Become what you were meant to be. The New Prince.

Babrakus 2009/10/03(Sat)16:45 No. 56296 ID: af9412
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Ey.
You have problem, yes?
You see girl. You scared, girl is better. You work hard, bring girl down. No good. Why? You love girl. Girl has weak point, yes. But you no strike them. You no attack. Why? You love girl.
You low? No. You still strong. Why you cry? Because first time, you see more than blood. You see love. World is big. World open up, like door. That girl, she is door.
Girl say you no love you. True? Yes. But big question is why. You no love you because you not see love. You not see girl is door. But now? Now you see love. So you no hate you. You hate OLD you. DEAD you. You that is gone now. You become new you. Because of girl. Girl made new and better you. You that loves. You that sees. You love you? No. Because you did not see. Because you did not love. But girl changed this.
Now you can see. And love. Not just you. And not just her. What you love is new world. New you. New everything.
What you love is what girl made and what you made. Not alone. Together.
That is the true love.

You see?
Tell her this.

>>56296
epic

Was ever real for you?

I started this as a lie and discovered a truth about myself. Was it always a lie to you?

>>56296
...
beautiful.
Say that to her, but with mildly less mangled english
(no disrespect Godfather Babrakus)

Jakus 2009/10/03(Sat)16:57 No. 56306 ID: b1e366
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T-try giving her sock, then... r-rub noses.

Prove to her that you can love yourself. Masturbate.

Bernard!FPjw2BiG.. 2009/10/03(Sat)17:04 No. 56311 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Wait--! I.. I do love myself! I love-- You've changed me, Alex.. You've made me into a new person--One that I can love."
>"That's alot different than what you just said.."
>"Alex.. I... I've become a person we made. Not alone, but together. That's why--Ah-?"

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/03(Sat)17:05 No. 56313 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Then tell me: Why exactly do ya love yourself?"

"my fabulous haircut"

fGhost!ExGQrDul2E 2009/10/03(Sat)17:08 No. 56319 ID: 40dc56
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You do what you think is right, Bernard! I'll still support you!

This is pathetic. Just stop. Cut your losses and let her leave. You failed. You let the mask slip and this is what happened.

Remember this feeling Bernard. This is what happens when you let someone close. This is what happens when you stop pretending.

"because i still have the chance to fix my mistakes"

>>56313
"I don't know yet. But now, for the first time, I feel like I could find out."

Because I am determined to be the best I can be.
And you're the best I can get.

Velesnor 2009/10/03(Sat)17:16 No. 56334 ID: 197650
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"Because I 'ave a fabulous haircut, and people what love me, mah ducky."
"I 'ave a chance to make what I've done wrong right, thanks to you."

>>56321
I concur. Continue being a pathetic wretch or let her go and take revenge. After all, she did this to you, are you not angry? You should be. Say nothing, let only anger remain.

>>56313
Because you're almost as good as her.

I love myself because I realized my flaws. I love that I am starting to grow from a self obsessed child self into a mature adult that can love and be loved. I'm not there yet but I'm walking that path.

Finesse 2009/10/03(Sat)17:22 No. 56345 ID: af9412
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>>56313
>"Then tell me: Why exactly do ya love yourself?"
"Because for the first time ever, I see there's more to life than just the race for fame and superficial success I previously found myself mired in. I see a sunrise before me, casting a beautiful light over a fantastic world that holds more than just this crawl for academia. And at last capable of seeing these things, I feel a power inside me unlike any other -- the power to become a part of this brave new world before me, to finally leave behind the lies of my old life and embrace something greater.
I see the world opening up before me, filling me with hope, and the knowledge that I can truly make a difference.
And I think you see it too.

I will gladly take the first step, but I know that if you are by my side, a still more glorious dawn awaits.
Come with me."

Gnoll!1u4YNSY0gk 2009/10/03(Sat)17:24 No. 56346 ID: b1e366
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I don't know. Just stick it in her pooper.

A horde of nerds gaves relationship advice based of what they've seen in the romantic movies.

This will surely end up good.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/10/03(Sat)17:27 No. 56351 ID: 6faa8c
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"Why would I not love myself? I'm capable enough to be the best. And I can do it again. This time, I want you beside me."

ITT: avatarfagging. Cut that shit out, guys.

Sanya 2009/10/03(Sat)17:32 No. 56353 ID: 5696d4
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>Why exactly do you love yourself?

I love myself because I cannot love others if I don't, silly.

OH OH I KNOW
TELL HER IT'S NOT LOVE IT'S LUST

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/03(Sat)17:38 No. 56358 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Because I am determined to be the best I can be."

>animated

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/03(Sat)17:39 No. 56361 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Took ya long enough."

Find the condoms

Fuck the condoms.

Fuck the Alex

>>56361
Get to your bedroom

IN HER POOPER

No condoms
No relocating
Missionary position
Final Destination

>>56361
inb4 Janine walking in

Finesse 2009/10/03(Sat)17:48 No. 56379 ID: af9412
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"Took ya long enough," she whispered softly, placing her hands firmly around Bernard's head and leaning in for a deep kiss.
Passion surged as Bernard felt her hot breath against his mouth, his own arms moving around her beautiful frame as if of their own volition. He pressed his lips to hers and

>>56379
Dammit Finesse, go take that in private.

>>56381
Shhh I wanna hear the ending

prepare to recieve her hot hot seed. caue either way you look at it, you're on bottom, champ.

The ending?

She's his sister. Or rather his transgendered brother adopted by a foster family.

They have a lot of gay sex together and nosebleed a lot.

The End.

Suggestion 2009/10/03(Sat)18:07 No. 56397 ID: c5d8ba
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I want to be... the very best.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/03(Sat)18:08 No. 56399 ID: fb5d8e
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>" ( Let's do it.. ) "
>" ( Right here? ) "
>" ( Yeah.. ) "
>" ( What about protection? ) "
>" ( Forget about that.. ) "
>" ( ..Y-you want it so bad? ) "
>" ( Yes.. ) "
>" ( But then.. what about all those times ya looked at me like I'm the most ugly thing on the planet? ) "

>>56399
(I was an idiot then. I see you now for what you really are.)

>>56399
I don't care. I love you.

>>56399
Ah-ah-ah!

Hold it RIGHT THERE. You're in the house of Janine. They have GOT to have condoms in their room. Don't be stupid, kid.

>>56399
>" ( What about protection? ) "
>" ( Forget about that.. ) "
HOLD UP.
No love is that urgent. You guys have all the time in the world now.
If you don't have any condoms then find some other way to satisfy your lust. There are plenty.
If you do, put one on. You just made a big speech about self-improvement and being the best, don't fuck it up right off the bat!
If you're gonna be a gentleman, act like one starting now!

>>56403
This. Not the time to reason. If must say something, say this.

She isn´ ugly, you were just jealous of her, most likely.

But... those eyes..

>>56408
He´s plotting O.o
he´s trying to get her pregnant to ruin her career!

Thats the Bernard we know!

>>56414
I am glad I am not the only one who saw that.
He clearly is a tactical genious

>>56414
I am glad we can finally play an evil character who isn't some kind of evil overlord or later becomes a good guy. Your everyday life-ruining fucking assholes deserving only death need representation, too.

For gods sakes Bernard, if your planning that of all things, you'll have child support payments and your parents won't help at all.

For petes sake, this better be real or your really an idiot. Or you have an STD and you want to give it to her, then maybe your the monster/villain you wanted to be. Just... not pregnancy of all things.

If you put it up her butt, there is no need for protection.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/03(Sat)18:53 No. 56562 ID: fb5d8e
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>" ( I was an idiot then. I see you now for what you really are. ) "
>" ... ( Let's go to your bedroom.. )"

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/03(Sat)18:57 No. 56564 ID: fb5d8e
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..

...

....
>RIIINNG RIIIINNNGGGG

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/03(Sat)18:58 No. 56566 ID: fb5d8e
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>RIIINNG RIIIINNG
>RIIIINNGGG RIIINNNGGG

..Huh?.. The phone..?

>>56566

Don't pick it up.
Pick it up.

>>56566
Answer the phone then offer to make the woman breakfast.

Morning Bernard

How was it?

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/03(Sat)19:11 No. 56576 ID: fb5d8e
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Oh.. Good morning.
Uh-- Yeah. Right, ofcourse. Let me answer the phone and I'll make Alex some breakfast.

..I really prefer not to discuss how last night was. That would be most.. embarrassing.

>"Hello?"
>"[Awake yet, Bernard? This is your mother speaking. Don't tell me you just got out of bed. Have you finished all your chores? Just because I'm in China does not mean I turn forgetful. I also have not forgotten about the reports coming up. Can I look forward to you being number one as usual?]"

>>56576
Tell her you've met your "match" and hang up.

>>56576
Man, no wonder you're like what you were...

I'm surprised you even have to ask. As a matter of fact, I'm finding new areas to excel in every day. Things will be well taken care of here, mother. How are things in China?

Etc.

>>56576
"Actually, mother... for once, no. And there is incredible, wonderful, amazing news I have to give you that will explain why!"

I wonder how she'd react to being told she's been an awful mother.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/03(Sat)19:55 No. 56605 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Actually, mother... for once, no."
>"[..What? Explain yourself.]"
>"I'm no longer going to try to number one."
>"[Then what ARE you going to do?]"

"Be happy."

Hang up.

The Romanticar Underground - End of Part 4 Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/03(Sat)19:57 No. 56607 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I'm simply going to be the best I can be."

>>56606
"You should try it, feels great."

The Romanticar Underground - Epilogue Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/03(Sat)20:03 No. 56610 ID: fb5d8e
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>"But, you know.. I still don't understand how you can find all that energy to be better than me."
>"Heh.. Neither can I, B."

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/03(Sat)20:18 No. 56612 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I guess it's just something outside of our control."
>"Hoooy, Alex. Oy, Bernard, you better not be hogging all of her attention."
>"Welcome home, Alex-- Oh, Bernard! How lovely of you to join her. We heard your parents are out of the country. Please visit us as much as you like! Young boys need to eat healthy to grow up healthy. Isn't that right, Richard?"
>"Yes. Please, we insist."

The Romanticar Underground - THE END Reaver 2009/10/03(Sat)20:20 No. 56614 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Th-thank you. I certainly shall."

I liked this a lot. Wonderful payoff, Reaver.

Finesse 2009/10/03(Sat)20:52 No. 56637 ID: af9412
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"Bernard, can you and Alex help me with something a moment?" her mother asked, leading him away from the group.
"S-sure," he stuttered with a smile, scratching the back of his neck and waving to Alex's father, who began to set the table for dinner.

The three of them made their way to Alex's bedroom, and once inside, Bernard jumped slightly at a loud clicking sound. Spinning around, he saw Alex with her back to the now-closed door, a strange, crooked smile over her face. Before he could say a word, Alex's mother spoke again.
"My, he's cute. I see why you must like him so much, honey."
"You should see him in bed," Alex whispered with a grin. Bernard's confusion slowly was slowly turning to fear.
"Well, let's not waste any more time," her mother grinned, as she quickly removed her

>>56637
GO TO BED FINESSE.

>>56637

Dammit, Finesse!

...Don't just stop there!

>>56637
DAMNIT DON'T STOP THERE FFFFFF

Meshia 2009/10/03(Sat)21:55 No. 56655 ID: f6b265
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>>56637

"Tsk tsk.. already exhausted? To think you were the number one in athletics without any stamina" teases Alex.. Bernard lay, legs spread wide, on the bed, without a scrap of clothing on him save the leather straps tying his wrists over head to the bed post..

"What do you expect, he's as tight as your father was.." coos Alex's mother..

"Whatever.. Let's take off the training wheels B.. I wanna hear more of your screams" mutters Alex, reaching for the drawer, fishing about for a larger

fGhost!ExGQrDul2E 2009/10/03(Sat)22:04 No. 56657 ID: 40dc56
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"I like you a lot." Said Bernard giving Alex a freshly picked flower from his backyard.

Alex blushed shyly as she took the flower. "I like you a lot too, B."

Tislomer 2009/10/03(Sat)22:08 No. 56658 ID: af9412
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"o burnared yur swo hat an manlee "an sed alecks
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an thin dthay hasdded secks

Suggestion 2009/10/03(Sat)22:17 No. 56666 ID: 43d730
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>The last fifty posts or so

>>56657

I d'awww'd. <3

Escavel 2009/10/03(Sat)22:37 No. 56678 ID: 5d39a6
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Should anyone find my this data logbook, please disregard file 004283. As a matter of fact, please destroy the file before proceeding to the analysis of the remainder of my logs.

Atu 2009/10/03(Sat)23:07 No. 56711 ID: b1e366
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"Oh god, stop..." Bernard groaned through clenched teeth, the burning sensation of being stretched beyond his limits blurring the lines of pleasure and pain as he squirmed against Alex's powerful grip. "Don't worry, B. I'll break ya in nice and slow." She grinned, eyes sparkling with mischief as she reached under the bed and produced an even larger

Sanya 2009/10/03(Sat)23:19 No. 56719 ID: 5696d4
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Then they forgot the condoms and had babies.

THE END.

And oh yeah, Alex had her

Suggestion 2009/10/03(Sat)23:42 No. 56729 ID: 4553b2
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Female Alex analyzed his prone form, anticipating Male Bernard's hesitation as she lay the vibrating sexual pleasure device against his anal opening. Bernard's muscles performed contractions and became tense from fear. Alex expressed coyness as she inserted the vibrating pleasure device into the opening which she had previously lined it up against. He audibly released a sudden gust of air from his lungs as new feelings of pain and tension entered his tender anus. Alex slowly and methodically forced the vibrating pleasure device further, choosing to feign ignorance regarding Bernard's repeated pleas for respite. His anus repeatedly attempted to expel the intrusive pleasure device, but its many contractions only served to heighten the senses of pain and, subconsciously, pleasure, that he felt. After obtaining the optimal length of 7 inches inside of his anus, she activated the vibrating pleasure device's vibration function, causing Bernard to wildly convulse underneath him. Mechanically, Alex commenced

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/10/03(Sat)23:49 No. 56735 ID: 9e9b47
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And then so Bernard was all like "yeah let's fuck!" and Alex was like "Alright stud, I'm totally wet for you!" Then the two made out with their tongues, and Bernard got a handful of tit as he

Rastin!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/10/04(Sun)00:52 No. 56773 ID: 4553b2
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Bernard held her close to him, sobbing gently. He was nearing the end of his crying outburst, Alex knew, and she was there for him. Slowly, B raised his head to look up at her, and she wiped away the tears on his cheeks, smiling. "Its okay." She said. "Its okay." B smiled, and somehow knew she was right.

What came next, neither of them truly anticipated. He kissed her, she kissed him, their hands started to feel around. Before either of them knew it, they were tearing at each other's clothing, sending it scattered across the room. They took a moment to take in each other's naked forms, then did what came natural.

She took his hand in hers, and began breaking his fingers, one by one. Moaning, he leaned in to hug her, and starting biting into her neck. She whimpered as she punched him repeatedly in the stomach, her blows beginning to grow weaker from blood loss. Bernard's penis, now fully erect from arousal, found its way to her gaping neck wound, and he began to rub his throbbing manhood up and down the wound's entryway. She moaned feebly with pleasure, as he slowly forced his way into

Ed Pastry 2009/10/04(Sun)06:25 No. 56836 ID: 35cea2
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What the heck has Io been writing on my computer? These are the strangest research documents I've seen in my life...

Goddammit you guys. I'm away for one night and all the quest characters read fapfics. I'm not sure whether I love or hate you all.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/04(Sun)07:28 No. 56840 ID: fb5d8e
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...

>>56840
you know you love it.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/10/04(Sun)13:39 No. 57044 ID: 41f1b5
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>"needs moar pooper... Yes I know I am late and I hope it makes you anger"

~pissface

>>56839
>all the quest characters read fapfics
>read
...No, they're writing them, not reading.

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/10/07(Wed)18:34 No. 60092 ID: 18212a
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DON'T LOOK AT MEEEE