Wait for that one to notice his pants are missing. You can use that commotion as a distraction for your theft.

Weird urges or not, clearly whatever is going on in that tent is the most exciting thing this town has going. I think you are obligated to stealthily snoop!

1/2 Story Seeker 2014/04/05(Sat)12:54 No. 569292 ID: d470e9
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>Hey, where's your racial sensitivity?
What?

I'm gonna steal it! I peer in after a moment passes, and they're completely gone! I move inside. Clearly, they have a well established trap door that I instantly find.

2/2 Story Seeker 2014/04/05(Sat)12:54 No. 569293 ID: d470e9
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Ah, it's a backdoor of a backdoor, I guess, as I am directly over the stolen bag, while they appear to celebrate their findings! The bag is quite heavy.

I may have a problem. I have lifted boulders nearly the size of me motivated by Ralex breathing fire down my neck - literally, I might add - but the most recent scenario of mass-exchanging with Muo has left me rather... thin! And this large bag feels as though it is full of water! I could only dream of it being full of heavy treasure. A shame that I cannot readily lift this, though, after all that time and pain spent in the time loop training to avoid embarrassment such as this.

look at treasure. then take some for yourself if you cant take it all.

Turn back into a slime and sneak into the water bag. Then you can absorb it and sneak off with there precious water. Or just absorb enough to bulk yourself up or whatever.

Shake the bag! Everyone knows you shake presents to see what's inside, and stealing things is like taking presents for yourself.

>>569293
Can't you just roll it?

>>569293
open the bag, loot the choicest bits. they might not even notice you took anything

Just open it up, take enough out so you can carry the sack and hide the rest somewhere close.

Well, if it's full of water, couldn't you just activate that slime form thing, absorb it, and essentially use it as extra muscle mass, or however slimes work, making it easier to carry? It'd free your arms up if nothing else.

1/2 Story Seeker 2014/04/06(Sun)09:32 No. 569402 ID: d470e9
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>Can't you just roll it?
I believe I hear the thieves at the exit, so I cannot simple roll this out.

>Shake the bag to guess what's inside
Hm... heavy, and smooth? Perhaps gold that has had silence casted on it? Perhaps a valuable, massive potion?

>Open the bag, take choice
Yes, this is no time to be greedy to take everything! I'll just open the bag and -

Violent water elemental!

2/2 Story Seeker 2014/04/06(Sun)09:32 No. 569403 ID: d470e9
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... with teleporting capabilities it's Muo.

I can sense the magic involved, though! Each time Muo is touched, nearby people who drank her water recently will be teleported. However, 'recently drank water' status is lost on a single teleport. That is the best I can think of it as!

Well, then, the easiest out is to get to Muo, get wet, and then touch her and random-teleport away with her. The theft has become sort of a bizarre game of keepaway.

Bonus points if you can get the other thieves teleported away to random places without Muo.

ask her to fix your size! then you will be way too buff to be beaten by these losers.

Well, you know what's up, they don't. Just rush over there, grab the bag, take a big ol' sip (bite?) of Muo and ditch these nasty kidnappers. Might take a few teleports to get back to everyone else though.

>take a big ol' sip (bite?) of Muo
Kiss.

Story Seeker 2014/04/07(Mon)19:01 No. 569609 ID: d470e9
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>Well, you know what's up, they don't.
Yes, although perhaps no, as they too are heading for Muo! They appear quite slow, though.

"Muo, come to me, and perhaps fix my size!" Although I do not mind being a nimble feather, there are certainly disadvantages.

Actually, I sounded quite hoarse there, like I could barely manage a whisper! This sun perhaps is the culprit, as I suddenly feel quite weak, feeble, and... old. Kis- I mean, drinking some of Muo's water might be more of a challenge after all!

get inside the bag with her

You still cut a handsome figure as an old bold. Ok, clearly Muo is fucking with you and everyone around you in an angry spurned lover being kicked back home kinda way. Maybe you can steal her core to make you two friends again. Cause the core is her heart analogue and stealing hearts was a good idea.

1/3 Story Seeker 2014/04/07(Mon)19:53 No. 569628 ID: d470e9
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>Get in the bag with her
>Continue mission: Steal heart
Yes, I did have a certain mission that I should continue! And a core is like a heart. Like everything including the heart. It will be the heist to quell this kleptomania of mine!

With a burst of speed that will leave me sore for days, I leap at Muo's bag before the rest get to her, a challenging task considering she is spewing water all around! I fumble around inside of the bag and Muo until I sense the core.

>"Story what are you doing?! No that'll screw us up you sort of ha-"

2/3 Story Seeker 2014/04/07(Mon)19:53 No. 569629 ID: d470e9
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Ah, got it! Which, for some reason, triggers my slime ability, and Muo's mass becomes rather attached to me. Perhaps I stole more than intended.

3/3 Story Seeker 2014/04/07(Mon)19:55 No. 569634 ID: d470e9
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Yep, I feel Muo's conscience inside of my own mass, or rather, our mass. It's... pretty simple!

So I guess that means I fused.

Yes that is correct, Story.

Ah, that must be Muo!

Yes that is still correct, we can read all of each other's thoughts.

I will have to employ the greatest of thought control, then.

Immediately start dwelling on every filthy and embarrassing thought you have ever had.

think as one
become mega slime

Story Seeker 2014/04/07(Mon)21:05 No. 569657 ID: d470e9
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>think as one
>become mega slime

>think as one
>become mega slime
think as one
become mega slime

>That's it, Story, let's work together to... uh...

...

>Story that is not a mega slime there is nothing mega slime about this!

"Sorry I was trying not to think about that stuff which reminded me of it so I wound up thinking about that stuff."


Empty your mind, think about the ocean or something. Meditate.

Crap don't start thinking about embarrassing childhood moments and concentrate.

No, Story, your perverted thoughts are how we're going to get out of this situation!
By...
Orgasm Slime Rocket. Once in the air, you'll see everything, including where the wagon it.

Just focus on the here and now. Try not to think about anything other than well, the immediate present.

It's kind of an improvisational thing that requires working together, and following the other person's lead. You've practiced a lot of things like that- dancing, singing, sword training, lovemaking, etc.

So get into the swing of it, and let her lead, until you're ready to make a move or two of your own.

Put all that gay stuff out of your mind Muoker, and think of all those shared experiences like hanging out with that Time Lord and giving massages to lizard people with yourself.

Anyway, I suppose drinking your own water doesn't really count, but if the thieves happen to have a sip, they'll teleport elsewhere and then you'll be free to wander back where you belong.

Alternatively, since you're an attractive lady and a charming bard, you could just pop out, make friends, and see if anyone knows how to get you back to their place.

Think a slew of the most erotic thoughts possible at Muo. Think of freaky slime sex.

>>569703
Let's not actively sabotage ourselves. Focus on escaping.

I love how your expression says you are not enjoying it at all. Ok, lets really get you free here. Take as much mass as you can and try to create a split from her core. Just gulp some air into your mass and try to position it between your two cores and then go from there.

Story Seeker 2014/04/14(Mon)20:32 No. 570742 ID: d470e9
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>Crap don't start thinking about embarrassing childhood moments and concentrate.
I'll definitely try not to think about... oh wait I don't have any of those!

Oh hey Muo you did it we're a mega slime. It's a little crowded.
>Yes.
Well, Miss Muo, I leave us in your capable, slimy hands!

Story you are messing up the boob symmetry of this megaslime. step up your boob game.

Being a two-headed giant seems to make all your troubles vanish! Who'd have thought ettins had something figured out?

Anyway, I suppose you can't drink yourself to teleport, so you're going to have to walk... I'd assume you have a good enough view with your spiffy new height that you can find your way back, and if you kinda scrunch up the sack here you can use it as an improvised set of boots and not track sand all over maybe.

In any case, I'd just head back to the wagon, make yourself comfortable, and act totally nonchalant about things. If anyone asks what's up with the size or the heads or the being a single superbeing, just stare blankly. Should be fun.

...so what would happen if you tried to turn back into yourself right now. Also last time you fused with Muo when you where tripping balls, didn't that make you pregnant? what happens now that you've done it again?

Hmm. So don't mess up this thing with Muo, but try and pay attention so it will make a good story later.

Start idly wondering to yourself if you should be providing backup music.

Story Seeker 2014/04/15(Tue)18:37 No. 570935 ID: d470e9
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>Provide music
Although I did not bring any instruments with me, I can combine some of my gelatinous mass to make noises, and bardic magic to make them sound like well fashioned instruments and less like I'm stepping around in goop!

>The boob symmetry is off
Hm.. I think I prefer them against my chest, rather than attached to! Therefore...

>Let Muo take over
A fine idea, as she is far more experienced than I at being a slime.

>Try and pay attention so it will make a good story later
A difficult task, while playing music. I will simply wait for Muo and I to separate, at which I will ask for how she got back to the wagon. I feel as though we are rolling quite a lot, so there must be something to it.

Eventually I feel Muo initiating a separation, and we are back in the wagon.

"Good job, Muo, that was a short trip! May I ask how you managed it?"
>"I rolled a bunch and I think we shouldn't go back to that town ever again."
"Might you spare any more details than that?"
>"N... no, that's really all that happened."

Hm, not much of a story sought, there. I suppose little to do but relax, as the wagon is already rolling.

well nothing else to do now and set back and relax tell we hit our next stop without a worry in the world..."did you just feel a kick coming from inside of you?

The first rule of story telling is to embellish what really happened. A giant singing slime rolling through a camp of crazed kleptomaniacs is a good story in itself.

Go talk to some of the others and find out what happened to them in town. Then you can string it all together and make a nice tale.

So wait, are you back to being two separate entities, or are you just back to being a two-headed megaslime?

Either way, you should probably avoid letting anyone take a sip out of you any time soon if the wagon's going to get moving again, and you should probably take a mental inventory. Still have the bag full of clothes, the Tom necklace, and a lifetime of weird adventurous memories?

Actually, being one combined superslime would be super convenient if you're visiting slime country. No need to make awkward introductions or find accommodations for solid people. Just tell all your old friends not to mind the second head you grew.

After fusing like that I wonder if you're still slime pregnant or maybe you passed it off to her or maybe it split so you're both half slime pregnant.

>I suppose little to do but relax
Relaxing sounds good. Who / what are your options?

Shove a hand in your gut and see if you can feel anything. If not, Muo is probably slime pregnant and you should let her know in private as soon as possible.

By the way, the whole pregnancy thing was a joke on Muo's part, but keep pretending you believe it to see if you can make her try to maintain the charade.

1/2 Story Seeker 2014/04/20(Sun)18:12 No. 571749 ID: d470e9
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>By the way, the whole pregnancy thing was a joke on Muo's part, but keep pretending you believe it to see if you can make her try to maintain the charade.
I have my suspicions. I must take everything she says with a pile of salt, nevertheless, it would be ungentlemanly of me to let a girl's harmless joke falter! Plus, if it is not a joke, all the more reason to play along.

Hopefully harmless.

>So wait, are you back to being two separate entities
Yes, we are back to normal! I also make myself a normal kobold once again.

>The first rule of story telling is to embellish what really happened.
Indeed! I will spend nights writing this tale to the point that while grounded in truth, the tale itself will be tall!

I began relaxing with Lachu and Morgana, however, our recent foray into our journey has made relaxation a most unrelaxing task! I am quite sure we are flipping, in fact. Worrisome.

2/2 Story Seeker 2014/04/20(Sun)18:13 No. 571750 ID: d470e9
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But after a brief flash of my rather short life behind me, the wagon gently settles onto solid rock. I do believe we have made it!

If I woke up here one morning, I may not even be able to tell the difference between this cave and my own, but simply knowing it is a new cave makes these rocks look quite new to me.

So are we just dropping off Muo here or are you leaving here as well?

Story Seeker Chapter 6 END Story Seeker 2014/04/20(Sun)20:51 No. 571772 ID: d470e9
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>So are we just dropping off Muo here or are you leaving here as well?
I believe that I am dropping Muo off!

Nevertheless, I do not wish to so quickly leave her when my travels outside of my own dim caverns are few.

"Hello, Muo!"
>"This is goodbye, huh?"
"Soon, perhaps, but I have a request for you and Durk! I am hoping that Durk was planning on staying a night here to rest before our trip back, and I would hope that you would show me around?"
>"Oh, yes!"
>"I'm told our various grandfather clocks have gotten damaged." says Durk. "We won't be going until those are repaired." I do wonder if those grandfather clocks are the source of what makes that wagon so strange. As far as I can tell, though, they are completely mundane!

>"I do have a request though." says Muo. "Let's bind again so that I can look different when I meet my slime buddies. It's important to me for some reason."
"Certainly!"

She pauses for a minute, and looks like she's talking to Tom, or dozing off into space. One or the other!
>"... oh yeah I just remembered a minute ago Story I set up a teleporter between your place and mine back at the last time loop when I was able to pick up enough loose mana from all thet spells being casted to make it! I completely forgot about that though so I guess we didn't actually have to make that journey. B-but you can still go backwards and go right back to your home if you want! And if you give me a little time I'll go to that mermaid country and explore the underside and make those detours you wanted to that I don't think Durk wanted to."
"... Yes, I believe I will accept this offer, if your teleportation works! I will get Lachu and Morgana after thanking Durk for his moment, as well as paying him the due amounts. I will still want that tour around your cave, mind you!"
>"Right!"