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543827 No. 543827 ID: d38f67

Some time later preceding the events of last time

>"Well, that was fun. Story, are you ready to go on a journey to sell all these rare gems before the time lord goes and changes his mind? Muo will go too, of course."
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No. 561658 ID: 9ddf68

ignore it for now and worry about it if you start felling kicking, then run to Muo for help.

Till then let's see who that one goblin chick we met back in the last town is doing, didn't she get a whiff of the same stuff we did?
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No. 561675 ID: 57a559

>>561653
Go flirt with some dwarves
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No. 561705 ID: 4a75fa

Hmm. Maybe you need to get some clothes?

Or have you done any road-trip songs yet?
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No. 561715 ID: a90328

Whatever Muo's going on about, it seems like it's one of those things you can't really do anything about one way or another, so you might as well put it out of your mind and focus on damage control and sight-seeing.

Why not try and handle everything at once? Take these lovely ladies you seem to have accidentally abducted from Ladytown out to see the wonders of the dwarven city. Do some flirting, take in the sights, and if you can find Durk there, explain the whole ix-nay on the illusions-ay bit to him... assuming you don't run into him in a bar where he'd start loudly shouting about it or something.
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No. 561984 ID: d470e9
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561984

>Start knitting a cute set of clothes for your soon to be slime baby/clone?
I have no capabilities to do so, but it just so happens that I have a certain someone to employ for this! I get tailor on the job.

>Take the accidental abductees out on a trip
The better sorts of ideas I've had all day! I have hardly spoken to them, and they mostly keep to themselves. So after I find myself my old clothes or what could passf or them, I bring them out of the wagon and into the wilderness to show them the sights, whatever they might be.

The kobold has since calmed down from her position, perhaps merely due to unfamiliar surroundings being an effective pacifier.

Upon returning to the wagon, we continue our conversations of idle nothing's, but Durk comes back in a rush and hauls us off after a brief confirmation that everyone is on the wagon.
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No. 561987 ID: d470e9
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561987

With that, we're off through the desert!

>Or have you done any road-trip songs yet?
I have not, come to think! I have kept my barding to the matter of storytelling. I can't believe that I've neglected such an important step, and so...

Wait a second I thought I knew how to sing but come to think of it I've never sung before.
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No. 561990 ID: a87e3a

>>561987
Oh my god ask if anyone here can teach you how to sing!
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No. 561998 ID: 4a75fa

>I thought I knew how to sing but come to think of it I've never sung before.
Never? In your life? You sure? Almost everyone sings, at the very least, when they're children. It's usually part of the games you play, or what you're taught.
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No. 562010 ID: a90328

Just ask around- "Hey, anyone know any good proper traveling songs?"

I suppose you could also kill some time by seeing if your latest lady friend wants to conduct some sort of scientific study of how the same person handles in bed as each sex... that did eventually straighten itself out, right?

Also hey! Do you still have that mermaid scale? Did you ever work out if there's anything interesting more interesting about it than if you just kinda yanked a scale off your own tail? And speaking of interesting recent acquisitions, did you swipe Tom away from Muo while tripping out? Did she get him back? Is yon divine amulet just kinda lying around on the floor getting stepped on?
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No. 562328 ID: a7868d

What, are you kidding? I know it's not ideal but you've never participated in your tribes campfire songs? Well, chants is a better way to describe it, but still, music.
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No. 562586 ID: d470e9
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562586

>Amulet?
Tom's amulet remains with Muo!

>Mermaid scale?
I keep it to myself, while its powers, if any, remain a mystery!

>Never? In your life? You sure? Almost everyone sings, at the very least, when they're children.
Perhaps in some parts of the world, but I was rather out of place from my kobold homes exactly because they were often far too serious for my well being!

>Ask if anyone here can teach you how to sing!
I move to ask Durk, and he redirects me to the talents of... gnollflakse? Well, far be it from me to judge by looks.

"Excuse, me, gnollflakes?"
>"Mmmyep?"
"I have it on some authority that you are well versed in the ways of singing. Might I gain lessons from you?"
>"Wha? No, I have no idea what your talking about. I know a lot of songs, actually, but I mean listen to my voice, it's all... Ahhhhhhh- wait a second that sounded not that bad."
"Perhaps you don't give yourself enough credit! You sound lovely, and so my inquiry for learning still stands, if you would spare me some tutilage?"
>"... what?"
"Please teach me some songs, as well as your singing technique!"
>"Oh. Okay, sure. What kind of songs do you want to learn?"
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No. 562589 ID: a87e3a

Marching songs, campfire songs, lively songs about romance and adventure, sad songs about loss and death. That sort of stuff.
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No. 562591 ID: f44ca3

Whatever you got.
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No. 562594 ID: 26e322

>>562586
Traveling songs!
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No. 562599 ID: e31bf1

what kind of songs do you got?
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No. 562633 ID: c8b45b

Something easy and catchy that other people can easily sing along.
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No. 564222 ID: d470e9
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564222

"Whatever you have!"

She whistles.

>"That's... a lot of songs. It'll cost ya 10 gp per song."
"Sold!"

And so she teaches me the ways of singing! Most of her songs seem to be about ravaging the countryside and burning down villages, but there's enough catch, simple, and most importantly, more heartwarming songs to merit what mere weeks ago was a month's wage, now spent like nothing. The world of the rich is a different world indeed! It is quite fun as well, if not in small part due to how much she appears to enjoy it herself.
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No. 564223 ID: d470e9
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564223

We continue like this well into the trip. Soon, though, gnoll flakes hits a wrong note quite, well, unflatteringly.

>"Ah? Oh... uh... excuse me."

She tries again, but appears to have lost her capability.

>"Um... I'm singing about as well as I thought I could before you asked. And it's awful!"
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No. 564235 ID: f44ca3

Tell her its ok there has been a lot of chaos magic in the air lately. Might be a good time to take a break and check in with Muo and find out what she broke this time.
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No. 564244 ID: 4a75fa

Okay, people's abilities are definitely random swapping without warning now. They don't even need to take a drink to trigger!

>what say
...maybe it's just the desert air getting to her? Maybe her voice needs a rest! Thank her for the songs she managed to teach you before that.

Then, uh, try to do something without thinking about it. Just something that comes naturally. What is it? (Trying to figure out what ability story has now).
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No. 564262 ID: d2995c

Do you still know how to sing from what she taught? Maybe the singing advice that she gave you before would work for her now.
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No. 564289 ID: 116d88

That's weird. Let her rest her voice for a bit. And hey, did you just wander into a new town? That means new women to hit on and friends to make right? Have yourself a look around!
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No. 566572 ID: d470e9
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566572

>Find out what you're good at right now
Unfortunately, I do not seem to have the magic powers that Durk uses to see everyone's skills!

>Do you still know how to sing from what she taught?
Although I have only practiced for so long, it does appear I have retained what I have learned.

"Well, don't be so hurried to fret! It could be simple desert air, or singing for too long. Thank you for the lesson, and I'm sure you'll be as good as ever!"

Hm, I wish I could say that with more confidence! Perhaps with all of this evidence of skill swapping, gnollflakes may not have been the original singer. Which raises the question of who was! After Muo's chaos wears off, I will have to investigate this.

>Did you just wander into a new town?
So it does! I will have to take a look around, I believe these are kobolds that have taken to the desert. I admit, the heat does feel nice, but I do wonder how they get their water.

>Check in on Muo
But first, this!

"Hello, Muo, Lachu! How are the both of you?"
>"Awful!" says Lachu.
>"I was just about to go to you! Tailor forgot how to tailor." Muo says.
"Ah, not a worry! Skills seem to go in and out, but they will revert to their original point at any time! In the meanwhile, we may simply enjoy having a taste of being skilled at a wide plethora of skills."
>"But I wanna tailor!"
"And I remind you things will change back to how they were! Isn't that right, Muo?"
>"Ah... yeah, probably."
"Say, do either of you know how to sing, by chance?"
>"Oh... I think I do!" Lachu says. "Wait, no I don't. Wait, yes I do. No..."
....
>"I know how to sing now. Not anymore." Muo has the same dilemma, it seems.
"Ah, I think I hav- and it's gone. In fact, I am getting a headache from the skills that I seem to be gaining and losing. I think I may take a trip to town to rest!"

Granted, it appears to be a simple trade outpost full of people on business, and hardly looks accomodating to the wandering tourist. Then again, there must be an Inn or a tavern around here, if I so wish to join.
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No. 566577 ID: f44ca3

In times like these its best to just go with the flow. Tom might be having Muo chaos the trip up but it usually ends up with nothing bad happening permanently. So go enjoy the sights and check out this desert town.
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No. 566578 ID: 9ddf68

I say find somewhere to drink and get drunk, that should keep the headache down until morning.
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No. 566581 ID: 9b786b

>>566572
Jeez, the skills are fluctuating so quickly now that everyone may as well be unskilled at everything. Be wary of being bad at talking or fucking. But let's go anyway, ask someone how they get their water.
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No. 566589 ID: a97618

Head on out. Let's check out the place, soak up some sun, and see what desert bolds are like.
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No. 566632 ID: d470e9
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566632

Durk comes by before I manage to leave.

>"Don't go into any shops."
"Although I have neither qualms nor plans to do this, might I ask why I shouldn't enter any shops?"
>"You've got klepotomania, according to our doc. Don't tell me you don't, don't go into shops."
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No. 566635 ID: d470e9
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566635

A strange person, but I wasn't lying about qualms or plans, so I will still do as he asks! I bask in the sun for a moment before heading into a dusty little bar and getting myself a little bit of liquor.

Although the drink I get appears to have nothing wrong with it, I suddenly seem to be interested in the drink that my nearby patron appears to be in possession of.

"Say, how does this town get its water?" I ask said patron.
>"Trade, a nearby oasis, and the fact that this place isn't too far off from the desert's edge."
"I cannot also help but notice that people wear a lot of clothes, here! Doesn't it get far too hot for that?"
>"The clothes fend off the sun."
"I was under the experience that clothing collected the sun."
>"Only if you wear the clothes for winter. You're an underground one, aren't you."
"I am."

He's looking away quite a bit, and I cannot resist the temptation to sneak a drink while he peers somewhere else!
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No. 566636 ID: f44ca3

Woops there goes the Kleptomania. Try to hold back if you can and if you have to go stealing things make sure its not something like another guys drink. I mean in the desert water is sort of important and people will take badly to you sneaking sips.
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No. 566643 ID: a97618

>lost of clothes?
Insulation goes both ways, Story. It's hard for heat to get though clothes, in or out.

>I cannot resist the temptation to sneak a drink
Oh c'mon, you really want his backwash?
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No. 566649 ID: 57a559

>>566635
Tell him the story about how Durk exactly said "You have kleptomania" and you were all like that's weird and then cursed with kleptomania. Maybe start with the beginning.
Are you sure this person is a guy instead of a girl that trims her eyelashes?
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No. 566658 ID: e1609c

>>566635
Now now, be a gentleman! Offer him A CONTEST for that drink of his.
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No. 566722 ID: 116d88

Could politely ask for a taste. Also, aren't kobolds cold blooded? Direct sunlight and heat good for you, no real upper limit? Is there a too much of a good thing factor here? Make sure to spend a lot of time outside when you inevitably loose you shirt like you always do, put this to the test.
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No. 566773 ID: a7868d

Well what better chance to practice your thiefly wits than when you are possessed by kleptomania. The most dashing and daring bards eventually need to life a purse or casually plant an object in the course of an adventurous day.

I think we've avoided this kind of thing until now because you are a kobold, and we didn't want you to fall into the stereotypes.
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No. 566775 ID: 9b786b

You could swap drinks with him.
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No. 566866 ID: cf16c8

If you can't avoid stealing things you should stick to things they wouldn't notice missing. They're wearing so much clothing they probably wouldn't notice some of it missing. Even if they do notice they probably wouldn't suspect a thief because who in the world would go around taking the clothes off people's backs.
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No. 566873 ID: 937723

Steal his/her heart.
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No. 567296 ID: a7868d

If you are gonna be a thief better make it big. Steal the show by stealing the heart of the governors wife and then steal his jewels before stealing an exit.
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No. 567386 ID: 9ec1aa

>>566873
Do it
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No. 568097 ID: d470e9
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568097

>Insulayshin
Can't say I'm familiar with it! Regardless of the hardships of our cave life, the climate was always generous, or at least tolerable.

>Steal his/her heart
A guy, but I feel I must steal something, and that sounds like it must be the target!

"You're familiar with underground kobolds?"
>"That they're helpless above ground."
"Perhaps, but it is true we deal with the cold more often than the heat! And we have our own ways of dealing with that."

Normally I am not quite as forward, but the booze heats my stomach as well as my advances! I shoot a wink his way.


>"I don't swing that way. My tab, barkeep, I've got an appointment."

Come to think of it, I am not typically one for my own kind, as well! Perhaps this sudden case of kleptomaina, that I try to avoid due to racial stereotyping, came back in force. It is just as well that I failed in my endeavor, here, as he gets up to leave!
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No. 568099 ID: d470e9
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568099

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No. 568101 ID: d470e9
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568101

But I am a better thief than I ever admit, and my ecstacy at this successful heist is only matched by my shame!

Alas, I was not joking to myself about this urge to take what is not mine coming in force, as I desire more.
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No. 568107 ID: ffa549

>>568101
Well, it doesn't look like there's anyone else to steal from. And stealing from the bar would just turn into a holdup, which isn't really your style.

You need to get out there and find yourself an appropriate target for these urges.
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No. 568110 ID: 57a559

>>568101
Is the barkeep a woman?
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No. 568112 ID: 53ba34

follow them!
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No. 568117 ID: d470e9
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568117

>Is the barkeep a female?
He is not!

>You need to get out there and find yourself an appropriate target for these urges.
I decide to do this by following the patron of the bar for a possible target. Although I lose sight of him for a moment, I see him and two others nabbing a bag of no doubt ill-gotten goods away! Perhaps I can steal from the stealers!

They shuffle themselves into one of the nearby tents that looks like it's been up for quite a long time.
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No. 568124 ID: 2c6ff1

>>568117
Oh man steal whatever that thing is they're carrying!
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No. 568147 ID: 9ddf68

hmm, sneak along the edge of the tent and peek through into the tent put lifting a piece of the tent up slight so you can pear inside.
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No. 568152 ID: 66c5cb

Hey, where's your racial sensitivity? Not all kobolds are kleptomaniacs. Those guys could be transporting the fruits of hard labor.
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No. 568155 ID: ffa549

Wait for that one to notice his pants are missing. You can use that commotion as a distraction for your theft.
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No. 568201 ID: 116d88

Weird urges or not, clearly whatever is going on in that tent is the most exciting thing this town has going. I think you are obligated to stealthily snoop!
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No. 569292 ID: d470e9
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569292

>Hey, where's your racial sensitivity?
What?

I'm gonna steal it! I peer in after a moment passes, and they're completely gone! I move inside. Clearly, they have a well established trap door that I instantly find.
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No. 569293 ID: d470e9
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569293

Ah, it's a backdoor of a backdoor, I guess, as I am directly over the stolen bag, while they appear to celebrate their findings! The bag is quite heavy.

I may have a problem. I have lifted boulders nearly the size of me motivated by Ralex breathing fire down my neck - literally, I might add - but the most recent scenario of mass-exchanging with Muo has left me rather... thin! And this large bag feels as though it is full of water! I could only dream of it being full of heavy treasure. A shame that I cannot readily lift this, though, after all that time and pain spent in the time loop training to avoid embarrassment such as this.
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No. 569296 ID: 53ba34

look at treasure. then take some for yourself if you cant take it all.
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No. 569300 ID: 876044

Turn back into a slime and sneak into the water bag. Then you can absorb it and sneak off with there precious water. Or just absorb enough to bulk yourself up or whatever.
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No. 569311 ID: ffa549

Shake the bag! Everyone knows you shake presents to see what's inside, and stealing things is like taking presents for yourself.
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No. 569316 ID: 2c6ff1

>>569293
Can't you just roll it?
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No. 569350 ID: 38df1a

>>569293
open the bag, loot the choicest bits. they might not even notice you took anything
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No. 569363 ID: 256d52

Just open it up, take enough out so you can carry the sack and hide the rest somewhere close.
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No. 569377 ID: 116d88

Well, if it's full of water, couldn't you just activate that slime form thing, absorb it, and essentially use it as extra muscle mass, or however slimes work, making it easier to carry? It'd free your arms up if nothing else.
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No. 569402 ID: d470e9
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569402

>Can't you just roll it?
I believe I hear the thieves at the exit, so I cannot simple roll this out.

>Shake the bag to guess what's inside
Hm... heavy, and smooth? Perhaps gold that has had silence casted on it? Perhaps a valuable, massive potion?

>Open the bag, take choice
Yes, this is no time to be greedy to take everything! I'll just open the bag and -

Violent water elemental!
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No. 569403 ID: d470e9
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569403

... with teleporting capabilities it's Muo.

I can sense the magic involved, though! Each time Muo is touched, nearby people who drank her water recently will be teleported. However, 'recently drank water' status is lost on a single teleport. That is the best I can think of it as!
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No. 569412 ID: ffa549

Well, then, the easiest out is to get to Muo, get wet, and then touch her and random-teleport away with her. The theft has become sort of a bizarre game of keepaway.

Bonus points if you can get the other thieves teleported away to random places without Muo.
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No. 569414 ID: 53ba34

ask her to fix your size! then you will be way too buff to be beaten by these losers.
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No. 569505 ID: 116d88

Well, you know what's up, they don't. Just rush over there, grab the bag, take a big ol' sip (bite?) of Muo and ditch these nasty kidnappers. Might take a few teleports to get back to everyone else though.
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No. 569521 ID: 256d52

>take a big ol' sip (bite?) of Muo
Kiss.
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No. 569609 ID: d470e9
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569609

>Well, you know what's up, they don't.
Yes, although perhaps no, as they too are heading for Muo! They appear quite slow, though.

"Muo, come to me, and perhaps fix my size!" Although I do not mind being a nimble feather, there are certainly disadvantages.

Actually, I sounded quite hoarse there, like I could barely manage a whisper! This sun perhaps is the culprit, as I suddenly feel quite weak, feeble, and... old. Kis- I mean, drinking some of Muo's water might be more of a challenge after all!
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No. 569612 ID: 53ba34

get inside the bag with her
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No. 569614 ID: a7868d

You still cut a handsome figure as an old bold. Ok, clearly Muo is fucking with you and everyone around you in an angry spurned lover being kicked back home kinda way. Maybe you can steal her core to make you two friends again. Cause the core is her heart analogue and stealing hearts was a good idea.
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No. 569628 ID: d470e9
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569628

>Get in the bag with her
>Continue mission: Steal heart
Yes, I did have a certain mission that I should continue! And a core is like a heart. Like everything including the heart. It will be the heist to quell this kleptomania of mine!

With a burst of speed that will leave me sore for days, I leap at Muo's bag before the rest get to her, a challenging task considering she is spewing water all around! I fumble around inside of the bag and Muo until I sense the core.

>"Story what are you doing?! No that'll screw us up you sort of ha-"
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No. 569629 ID: d470e9
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569629

Ah, got it! Which, for some reason, triggers my slime ability, and Muo's mass becomes rather attached to me. Perhaps I stole more than intended.
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No. 569634 ID: d470e9
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569634

Yep, I feel Muo's conscience inside of my own mass, or rather, our mass. It's... pretty simple!

So I guess that means I fused.

Yes that is correct, Story.

Ah, that must be Muo!

Yes that is still correct, we can read all of each other's thoughts.

I will have to employ the greatest of thought control, then.
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No. 569638 ID: 876044

Immediately start dwelling on every filthy and embarrassing thought you have ever had.
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No. 569640 ID: 53ba34

think as one
become mega slime
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No. 569657 ID: d470e9
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569657

>think as one
>become mega slime

>think as one
>become mega slime
think as one
become mega slime


>That's it, Story, let's work together to... uh...

...

>Story that is not a mega slime there is nothing mega slime about this!
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No. 569658 ID: 2c6ff1

"Sorry I was trying not to think about that stuff which reminded me of it so I wound up thinking about that stuff."


Empty your mind, think about the ocean or something. Meditate.
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No. 569659 ID: 876044

Crap don't start thinking about embarrassing childhood moments and concentrate.
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No. 569665 ID: 57a559

No, Story, your perverted thoughts are how we're going to get out of this situation!
By...
Orgasm Slime Rocket. Once in the air, you'll see everything, including where the wagon it.
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No. 569668 ID: ffa549

Just focus on the here and now. Try not to think about anything other than well, the immediate present.

It's kind of an improvisational thing that requires working together, and following the other person's lead. You've practiced a lot of things like that- dancing, singing, sword training, lovemaking, etc.

So get into the swing of it, and let her lead, until you're ready to make a move or two of your own.
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No. 569675 ID: 116d88

Put all that gay stuff out of your mind Muoker, and think of all those shared experiences like hanging out with that Time Lord and giving massages to lizard people with yourself.

Anyway, I suppose drinking your own water doesn't really count, but if the thieves happen to have a sip, they'll teleport elsewhere and then you'll be free to wander back where you belong.

Alternatively, since you're an attractive lady and a charming bard, you could just pop out, make friends, and see if anyone knows how to get you back to their place.
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No. 569703 ID: a7868d

Think a slew of the most erotic thoughts possible at Muo. Think of freaky slime sex.
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No. 569708 ID: 0ee153

>>569703
Let's not actively sabotage ourselves. Focus on escaping.
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No. 569927 ID: a7868d

I love how your expression says you are not enjoying it at all. Ok, lets really get you free here. Take as much mass as you can and try to create a split from her core. Just gulp some air into your mass and try to position it between your two cores and then go from there.
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No. 570742 ID: d470e9
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570742

>Crap don't start thinking about embarrassing childhood moments and concentrate.
I'll definitely try not to think about... oh wait I don't have any of those!

Oh hey Muo you did it we're a mega slime. It's a little crowded.
>Yes.
Well, Miss Muo, I leave us in your capable, slimy hands!
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No. 570744 ID: f996af

Story you are messing up the boob symmetry of this megaslime. step up your boob game.
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No. 570746 ID: fce6ce

Being a two-headed giant seems to make all your troubles vanish! Who'd have thought ettins had something figured out?

Anyway, I suppose you can't drink yourself to teleport, so you're going to have to walk... I'd assume you have a good enough view with your spiffy new height that you can find your way back, and if you kinda scrunch up the sack here you can use it as an improvised set of boots and not track sand all over maybe.

In any case, I'd just head back to the wagon, make yourself comfortable, and act totally nonchalant about things. If anyone asks what's up with the size or the heads or the being a single superbeing, just stare blankly. Should be fun.
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No. 570776 ID: 9ddf68

...so what would happen if you tried to turn back into yourself right now. Also last time you fused with Muo when you where tripping balls, didn't that make you pregnant? what happens now that you've done it again?
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No. 570780 ID: 75b8af

Hmm. So don't mess up this thing with Muo, but try and pay attention so it will make a good story later.

Start idly wondering to yourself if you should be providing backup music.
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No. 570935 ID: d470e9
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>Provide music
Although I did not bring any instruments with me, I can combine some of my gelatinous mass to make noises, and bardic magic to make them sound like well fashioned instruments and less like I'm stepping around in goop!

>The boob symmetry is off
Hm.. I think I prefer them against my chest, rather than attached to! Therefore...

>Let Muo take over
A fine idea, as she is far more experienced than I at being a slime.

>Try and pay attention so it will make a good story later
A difficult task, while playing music. I will simply wait for Muo and I to separate, at which I will ask for how she got back to the wagon. I feel as though we are rolling quite a lot, so there must be something to it.

Eventually I feel Muo initiating a separation, and we are back in the wagon.

"Good job, Muo, that was a short trip! May I ask how you managed it?"
>"I rolled a bunch and I think we shouldn't go back to that town ever again."
"Might you spare any more details than that?"
>"N... no, that's really all that happened."

Hm, not much of a story sought, there. I suppose little to do but relax, as the wagon is already rolling.
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No. 570939 ID: 9ddf68

well nothing else to do now and set back and relax tell we hit our next stop without a worry in the world..."did you just feel a kick coming from inside of you?
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No. 570961 ID: 99624f

The first rule of story telling is to embellish what really happened. A giant singing slime rolling through a camp of crazed kleptomaniacs is a good story in itself.

Go talk to some of the others and find out what happened to them in town. Then you can string it all together and make a nice tale.
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No. 570973 ID: fce6ce

So wait, are you back to being two separate entities, or are you just back to being a two-headed megaslime?

Either way, you should probably avoid letting anyone take a sip out of you any time soon if the wagon's going to get moving again, and you should probably take a mental inventory. Still have the bag full of clothes, the Tom necklace, and a lifetime of weird adventurous memories?

Actually, being one combined superslime would be super convenient if you're visiting slime country. No need to make awkward introductions or find accommodations for solid people. Just tell all your old friends not to mind the second head you grew.
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No. 571003 ID: a2f9bc

After fusing like that I wonder if you're still slime pregnant or maybe you passed it off to her or maybe it split so you're both half slime pregnant.
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No. 571022 ID: 824f43

>I suppose little to do but relax
Relaxing sounds good. Who / what are your options?
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No. 571023 ID: 0ee153

Shove a hand in your gut and see if you can feel anything. If not, Muo is probably slime pregnant and you should let her know in private as soon as possible.

By the way, the whole pregnancy thing was a joke on Muo's part, but keep pretending you believe it to see if you can make her try to maintain the charade.
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>By the way, the whole pregnancy thing was a joke on Muo's part, but keep pretending you believe it to see if you can make her try to maintain the charade.
I have my suspicions. I must take everything she says with a pile of salt, nevertheless, it would be ungentlemanly of me to let a girl's harmless joke falter! Plus, if it is not a joke, all the more reason to play along.

Hopefully harmless.

>So wait, are you back to being two separate entities
Yes, we are back to normal! I also make myself a normal kobold once again.

>The first rule of story telling is to embellish what really happened.
Indeed! I will spend nights writing this tale to the point that while grounded in truth, the tale itself will be tall!

I began relaxing with Lachu and Morgana, however, our recent foray into our journey has made relaxation a most unrelaxing task! I am quite sure we are flipping, in fact. Worrisome.
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But after a brief flash of my rather short life behind me, the wagon gently settles onto solid rock. I do believe we have made it!

If I woke up here one morning, I may not even be able to tell the difference between this cave and my own, but simply knowing it is a new cave makes these rocks look quite new to me.
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No. 571768 ID: 99624f

So are we just dropping off Muo here or are you leaving here as well?
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No. 571772 ID: d470e9
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>So are we just dropping off Muo here or are you leaving here as well?
I believe that I am dropping Muo off!

Nevertheless, I do not wish to so quickly leave her when my travels outside of my own dim caverns are few.

"Hello, Muo!"
>"This is goodbye, huh?"
"Soon, perhaps, but I have a request for you and Durk! I am hoping that Durk was planning on staying a night here to rest before our trip back, and I would hope that you would show me around?"
>"Oh, yes!"
>"I'm told our various grandfather clocks have gotten damaged." says Durk. "We won't be going until those are repaired." I do wonder if those grandfather clocks are the source of what makes that wagon so strange. As far as I can tell, though, they are completely mundane!

>"I do have a request though." says Muo. "Let's bind again so that I can look different when I meet my slime buddies. It's important to me for some reason."
"Certainly!"

She pauses for a minute, and looks like she's talking to Tom, or dozing off into space. One or the other!
>"... oh yeah I just remembered a minute ago Story I set up a teleporter between your place and mine back at the last time loop when I was able to pick up enough loose mana from all thet spells being casted to make it! I completely forgot about that though so I guess we didn't actually have to make that journey. B-but you can still go backwards and go right back to your home if you want! And if you give me a little time I'll go to that mermaid country and explore the underside and make those detours you wanted to that I don't think Durk wanted to."
"... Yes, I believe I will accept this offer, if your teleportation works! I will get Lachu and Morgana after thanking Durk for his moment, as well as paying him the due amounts. I will still want that tour around your cave, mind you!"
>"Right!"
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