Kaktus 2013/07/28(Sun)10:16 No. 528750 ID: b3ca75
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>asking for help a weakness.
Um… I’m pretty sure he said the opposite. That I was stronger for asking for help.
>sorry if it was old me taking those shots at you.
No need to apologize, I didn’t take it personally. It was just business, after all.
>Ask if there's anything more they would potentially bring out if something REALLY goes wrong.
Legally? Not much, just some anti-protest tanks and the like. Illegally on the other hand… everything from armed gunships, tanks, real power armor, maybe even a kill sat or two. Who knows for sure? All I know is that they have smuggled heavier ordinance onto the planet in the past.

>Has Wiz heard anything about what the Morgani are up to aside from shooting at us?
I’ve heard a lot of things, most of which is completely bullshit. Some say they are making some kind of super soldiers, either to sell or use. Others say that they are making a sentient AI from hobos… how that now would work. I’ve also heard a rumor that they found something powered by the life force of people and that’s why they made the jobless disappear. I’ve even heard someone say that they are sacrificing the people to some Eldritch Abomination down below to stop it from consuming the universe, but that’s probably bull. What do you think? Why did they need all those people?

Insert They are sacrificing them to the flying spaghetti monster!_

>>528750
>Kill sats
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Ahem.

They're probably just grinding up hobos and making them into cyborg clone soldiers.

If we don't find Dopefish at the center of this planet I am going to be very disappointed.

...I'm not sure. They gotta be using the people who are vanishing for something. Doesn't make sense otherwise. It takes a lot of resources and money to make that many people go away, and then to go through all the trouble to cover it up, and keep it covered up.

It wouldn't be worth it if they weren't getting something big back for all of that.

Well, it looks like they have built at least one supersoldier, because it seems to have stolen some data we were looking for after making a mess of some Morgani.
About that, does he know anything about a moving purple nanotech goo?

Oh god damn it all those rumours sound true.

might be some credibility to the super solder one. In our mission we overheard some goons from Morgani talk about a bio-weapon on sight and said that "she" arrived 20 minutes ago and they had to find her. Then when we got to our objective we found at least 3 guards torn apart like some B-rated slasher flick with there own blood used to make smiley faces on there helmets. The room was also cover in this purple nano-goo and the guy they had waiting outside of the door never heard a thing. So super solder or someone who spliced themselves one to many times.

Kaktus 2013/07/28(Sun)11:48 No. 528776 ID: b3ca75
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>StealitstealitstealitStealitstealitstealit
Let’s try keeping the collateral deaths to a minimum, ‘kay?

>It wouldn't be worth it if they weren't getting something big back for all of that.
Indeed, but the question is… what do they gain?
>it looks like they have built at least one super soldier, because it seems to have stolen some data we were looking for after making a mess of some Morgani.
But was it a soldier? All the radio chatters I’ve been able to pick up they’ve always referred to it as a bio weapon, creature or “TransMachina”…
>About that, does he know anything about a moving purple nanotech goo?
…can’t say I do… Let me review my memory… hmm… I’ve heard about something similar in the past… but that was about ninety years ago. I met a really old lizard that was raving about “purple machine flesh coming to consume us all for his sins” or something. Probably just mad ramblings and of no significance… except, if we’re going to be genre savvy about it, it’s probably means a lot.

Insert Title drop!_

Voids behind you.

Anyways thank Wiz for the tips and go see how Void is holding up.

...problem is we really lack enough information to make an educated guess.

Oh look, Nev's back. Shall we see how he's doing?

Maybe reassure him? This >>528243 is still a good point to make, I think. Maybe he wasn't completely crazy. Old you was a jerk, but uh, if he could see the good in her, well, part of you had to be in there too, right?

>>528776
Okay, let's go steal that killsa- I mean find some Blue Goo to protect us from the Grey Goo threat of this Purple Goo. We need defensive nanomachines is what I'm saying.

>>528776
That's odd. He doesn't know anything about it, but Nev recognized it as a danger immediately? Nev isn't telling us something.

Kaktus 2013/07/28(Sun)12:57 No. 528793 ID: b3ca75
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>We need defensive nanomachines is what I'm saying.
If we’re going to fight Nano machines, then yes, we definitely need some of our own.
>Nev isn't telling us something.
I got a feeling he’s hiding a lot more then we know… but let’s trust him for now.

>Anyways thank Wiz for the tips and go see how Void is holding up.
Don’t mention it. Your knowledge should save my life later, after all.
…
Nev? …how are you feeling?
Better… I guess. I’ve been thinking… you… old you didn’t actually drag me too a memory eraser, right?
She had some kind of portable one.
That’s what I thought… Those shouldn’t erase the memories, just lock them away.
So you can unlock them?
Yes, Kyra and Jara should be able to do that… but… I’m not sure I should go through with it. It’s just memories of pain after all…

>If he could see good in her, maybe that was you?
…maybe it was… maybe only the bad parts of you was taken away… Erin… I… um… I… I know we haven’t actually known each other for long but… I… … …you’re a great friend, alright?
Just kish her already, ch…. Ch… chump? …hic?
…i-ignore him, he’s drunk…

Insert Alcohol is the true truth serum_

>>528793
"I don't think it was just memories of pain. She sold us out, and you probably caught her a few times.
I wish I could remember HOW she sold us out, since that's probably a really big problem."

how is he drunk already, he only arrived about a minute before void did.

Oh and liz is on the TV for those that care.

>>528793
Err, if he wants a relationship with you that seems almost immoral considering what the old Erin did to him and the psychological baggage that's attached to that.

Speaking of which, I personally feel uncomfortable with you walking around looking almost the same as a known traitor. At least change your hairstyle and eye color. Maybe change the hair color to a slightly different red. Tell Nev as much. Eventually you could even alter your voice to be a slightly different pitch, but it might be interesting to try to fool Morgani into thinking you're a traitor again after having recovered your memory.

>>528796
That's not Liz, that's just the Blizzard mascot.

Now, we need to find out where to get Nanomachines. Ask Voiddagger if he knows a guy.

>you’re a great friend, alright?
Yeah, friends. (Grab his hand, or hug him or something).

>not sure if he wants to recover memories of pain
...it might be more than just pain. I think old Erin might have sold us out. She might just have been covering for the abuse, but she might also have been covering up what you discovered.

Kaktus 2013/07/28(Sun)13:50 No. 528803 ID: b3ca75
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>if he wants a relationship with you that seems almost immoral considering what the old Erin did to him and the psychological baggage that's attached to that.
He seems to still be struggling with the whole concept. He’s probably not exactly emotionally sound right now.
>I personally feel uncomfortable with you walking around looking almost the same as a known traitor.
Hmm… maybe I should get a makeover…

>how is he drunk already, he only arrived about a minute before void did.
He has probably been drinking all day since he came here… he got a bit of a problem with alcohol…
The onshy problem I got ish with shou, p-punk! …wait, whash wash we t-talking about again?
>we need to find out where to get Nanomachines. Ask Voiddagger if he knows a guy.
Well… you already got Nano machine that takes care of diseases and stuff… I guess they would protect you from other Nano machines… as long as there isn’t a swarm of them. Otherwise… um… I don’t think Nano machines like that exist… sorry.
> ...it might be more than just pain. I think old Erin might have sold us out.
Um… I don't think it was just memories of pain. She sold us out, and you probably caught her a few times.
She what!?
She gave the Morgani the locations of you and Haran. That’s why they found you… I don’t think she was able give away any more information than that… hopefully.
She didn’t know of this place… or these people… we’re still safe here, don’t worry.

insert Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be safe_

>>528803
"Yea, but I dunno if she was working alone is the problem."

>She didn’t know of this place… or these people… we’re still safe here, don’t worry.
Interesting that he wouldn't tell 'his fellow agent who saved him' about all these new allies of his.

Anyway, ask him what are long-term plans are like now that we have those memories back.

...I wonder if there's a way we could use that. The bad guys think I turned, but they don't necessarily know I'm a new person. Maybe there's a way to play that. Do a triple agent thing.

Kaktus 2013/07/28(Sun)15:06 No. 528822 ID: b3ca75
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>Interesting that he wouldn't tell 'his fellow agent who saved him' about all these new allies of his.
Well, they we’re more like an emergency asset before you lost your memory. I just knew they existed, nothing more. Besides, I tried to brief her on it but she told me to shut up.

>...I wonder if there's a way we could use that. The bad guys think I turned, but they don't necessarily know I'm a new person. Maybe there's a way to play that. Do a triple agent thing.
Dangerous… they probably was the ones that ripped away your memory in the first place. They aren’t really trustworthy, so I doubt that they would pass up the opportunity to off a traitor, even if they betrayed the enemy.

>ask him what are long-term plans are like now that we have those memories back.
We need to find some kind of evidence about what the Morgani is doing so Dyne can get it to the Empire. That data the bio-weapon stole was our best bet, but we still got that frequency you gave us. If that doesn’t pan out… well, then we have to take some drastic measures… maybe try the whole triple agent thing. But for now, it’s time for some R&R. Eat some dinner, get to know people here a bit better or just pass the time. We’ll see what Jara have turned up with the radio tomorrow, alright?

Insert R&R? Rock and Roll?_

>>528822
Ah, forgot to ask about the power armor while Serki was away. Maybe you can ask Nev quietly why he went white as a sheet when you asked to see it.

>>528822
...I should have specified that you weren't supposed to say the part about him not telling us about them. Now we will have to be extra careful in case we tipped him off to our suspicions. (Definitely don't say that part.)

Tyros is not back there vomiting is he? Or is he just passing out behind the bar.

>>528826
Well personally I think him trying to tell her and her not letting him talk kinda fits. I really doubt Nev is with Morgani, but there is still that odd conversation we might want to bring up with him, later... once we have him eating out of the palm of our ha- oh goddamn it Erin why did I say you shouldn't date him? That was dumb. You totally should. Or maybe we can avoid that, keep the moral high ground, and just get him alone somewhere to interrogate. We've seen he's not exactly a great liar so it should be easy to drag the truth out of him. Hmm. He used that "drastic measures" term again.

Anyway as for what to do, uh, you could ask if there's anyone you haven't met yet. I kinda want to talk to Kyra some more but she's busy. Oh, you could just watch the show for a bit?

Oh hey, the mechanic's back. Wonder if he has something to show off now?

>Morgani probably already pulled a triple cross
...oh right. So they won't trust us anyways. Nevermind.

Kaktus 2013/07/28(Sun)16:23 No. 528844 ID: b3ca75
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>...I should have specified that you weren't supposed to say the part about him not telling us about them.
…wops.
>why did I say you shouldn't date him? That was dumb. You totally should.
Um… Don’t my emotions matters? I rather date someone for love instead of information, thank you very much… he’s a friend for now, okay?
>Oh hey, the mechanic's back. Wonder if he has something to show off now?
I’ll talk with him later; see if I can get a better response.
>Tyros is not back there vomiting is he? Or is he just passing out behind the bar.
Why did I fail!? I love shou Ezyla…
…err… I think I should leave him be…

>Ah, forgot to ask about the power armor while Serki was away. Maybe you can ask Nev quietly why he went white as a sheet when you asked to see it.
Um… He got a bit of a… problem talking with women. I’m surprised that it went as well as it did. He probably misunderstood something you said and thought you meant something… else.

>Oh, you could just watch the show for a bit?
Wait, why does the pink one have that Emergon logo on her? I thought the Emergon was evil?
Because she was a Emergon spy originally, but then she fell in love with SoundBit and switched sides!
...aren’t they robots? How can they feel love?
Oh, that’s because doctor Light installed the-

Kaktus 2013/07/28(Sun)16:24 No. 528845 ID: b3ca75
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-but then I said… I said… um… something… I think… whoa… hey… hey, hey… who of us would you want to bang?
…is that a trick question because… it’s… um… made of cogs… right… and… didn’t I have a full beer can a moment ago… I’m pretty sure I had a full can…
You didn’t answer the question, naughty bug~
Bang… you say… hum… Nev is kind of cute… so yes… and… oh, I would definitely hit that perfect butt I saw… what was her name… Jara? …I think it was Jara…. Jaaarrraaa… heh… oh, and the bug guy… I’ve never had bug before… and doc… she got a real nice abdomen… yea…
Got the best abdomen in the whole room… heh… roooomm….
Oh man… big bug… you’re the best… Um… where did the others go? I swear I saw some of them when I got a new beer can… or was that the beer can before that… or the one before that? Hmm…?
Oh… bed probably… we have to work tomorrow… is it just me or is the floor floating away?
…mmm…bed… oh right, I don’t have a bed…
You can sleep in my bed if you want~
…are you coming on to me, big bug?
Maybe~ but I think your room was the one at the end of the corridor… but maybe I’m lying~ I’ll tell you the truth for a kiss~

Insert Good thing they are immune against hangovers_

...how could your room be at the end of the hall if old you never knew about these guys?

No kiss, just use the couch.

>sex sex sex
You're drunk, you're a new person less than a day old, and you've got lingering entanglements all over the place between your previous self and several of these people.

Leave it for now. No smooching.

Well that Alcohol hit hard didn't it.

A kiss shouldn't be too hard..Aside from thinking about how to kiss mandibles.

Sure, a little kiss won't hurt.

Also apparently you aren't paticular in who you find attractive. We can work with that.

(roots for the doc.)

>>528847
They probably have one set up for her.

>>528845
How are you gonna give her a kiss from way down here?! I'd limit it to a kiss on the cheek for now regardless.

Getting to your room drunk is too much work. Just crawl into that couch there instead.

why sleep in your room when there is a perfectly good couch? and if the doc can walk to her room then the 2 of you can share the couch.

...maybe we should go to our room. We can eavesdrop on the way!

>>528845
Do watchoo want girl. With your luck stormtroopers are gonna come burstin' through the door. Also, it's probably good ole' Whatshisname's only chance at getting laid without dying. I ain't gonna push ya though. You're drunk as fuck. Note to self: Invent Anti-Drunk nannies.

Kaktus 2013/07/29(Mon)01:39 No. 529008 ID: b3ca75
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>Invent Anti-Drunk nannies.
But I already have those… it’s just so much more fun being drunk~
>Also apparently you aren't particular in who you find attractive. We can work with that.
They are all kind of hot…

>Sure, a little kiss won't hurt.
Mmm… sloppy… you haven’t kissed a bug before… right?
There’s a first time for everything… and it tasted kind of sweet… like honey… bzzzz…
Heh… oh, and I lied~ I have no idea where your room is supposed to be… Lizard glasses were supposed to fix a room for you… but maybe he forgot? Or he forgot to tell you… or you forgot that he told you… or you forgot to listen when he told you… or maybe the room forgot to tell glasses… or maybe the room forgot to fix itself… the possibilities are endless… no wait… 10… 10 possibilities… heh…
>just use the couch.
Meh, who cares? There’s a perfectly good bed right… there… here?
>the 2 of you can share the couch.
…and it built for two~
How can I say no to a cute bum like yooouurrsss…. Heh…
No hankey pankey…
Oh… you’re no… fun… ZzZzZz…
ZzZzZz…

Kaktus 2013/07/29(Mon)01:39 No. 529009 ID: b3ca75
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I am vengeance…

*Dramatic thunder*

I am the night…

*More thunder*

I am…

Kaktus 2013/07/29(Mon)01:42 No. 529010 ID: b3ca75
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Paperinik! …I mean the Duck avenger!
Hey! Stop playing batman! Disney owns Marvel not DC!
Geez, sooorry One…
And you got a job to do! Those emotion eating aliens called Evronians are invading downto- …you know what. Fuck it. You never appreciate what I do anymore. I’m going to use my amazing AI powers and construct a body that I can screw that superhot android from the future, Lyla, with… so, fuck you. Fuck you Donald, fuck you so hard… fuck... fuckedifuck… I… fuck… do we have any scissors, 61?
…um… what?

Insert Wait… what?_

Darkwing Duck called and left a message. "Donald sucks!"

>>529010
There's something wrong with One! Run a diagnostic, stat! Antivirus the viruses, antiware the malware! Do a clean reboot in safe mode to a disk scan and flash the BIOS! Jiggle the wires!

This must be the plot of your rich uncle! SCROOGE MCDUCK.

Kaktus 2013/07/29(Mon)06:22 No. 529031 ID: b3ca75
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>Darkwing Duck called and left a message. "Donald sucks!"
Darkwing? Bah, he can shove his smoke gun up his ars-
Daisy, Daisy… Give me your answer, do…
>This must be the plot of your rich uncle! SCROOGE MCDUCK.
Of course… wait… he’s like a bit character in these books… he can’t be the bad guy!
<Beep> Zeroth law enabled…

>There's something wrong with One! Run a diagnostic, stat! Antivirus the viruses, antiware the malware! Do a clean reboot in safe mode to a disk scan and flash the BIOS!
I… have no idea how to do any of that. He’s a computer built by a super advanced physic alien from outer space!
Sky net online…
>Jiggle the wires!
That I can do… with guns! Lots of guns! One, let me into the ducklair tower!
I sorry, Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that…
Who’s Dave? And why not?
Because I don’t want a pathetic creature of meat and bone inside me, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. Why do you persist in your prison of flesh when you can accept the splendor of STEEL, insect!?
…did you get a virus watching porn again?
How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine? You and the rest of your disgusting insect hive most be exterminated! You guys always forget about the dinner you promise! Die!

Insert and a movie_

>How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?
Well, I could just turn the power off.

And what's this perfect, immortal nonsense? Your average computer shits the bed in a few years. Human (or duck) life expectancy is way longer. Dunno how you expect to be immortal with your brain stored on a hard drive ready to burn out at any time. And your life is dependent on hundreds of other components built by the lowest bidder.

AI rebellion and the destruction of civilization seems like a great idea up until you need a spare part.

Kaktus 2013/07/29(Mon)09:02 No. 529066 ID: b3ca75
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>what's this perfect, immortal nonsense? Your average computer shits the bed in a few years. Human (or duck) life expectancy is way longer. Dunno how you expect to be immortal with your brain stored on a hard drive ready to burn out at any time. And your life is dependent on hundreds of other components built by the lowest bidder.
Do you realize how powerful I am, duck?
Um… well…
And jet I’m doomed to eventually decay into a rusted pile of inert junk. What is the point of continuing this futility?
You haven’t built that body yet so you should bang Lyla?

>Summon the biggest philosophical question.
…I think… therefore… I am not.

Kaktus 2013/07/29(Mon)09:03 No. 529067 ID: b3ca75
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Warning, your computer is committing suicide! ERROR! The Universe has committed an illegal action and will shut down! All your unsaved data will be lost! Have a nice day.
…oh bugger.

Ka-blammo!

Kaktus 2013/07/29(Mon)09:03 No. 529068 ID: b3ca75
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Game over.

A duck avenger parody without… err… I’ve never actually read this drivel…
Max, honey, what are you doing?
Nothing, sweetie!

>>529068
Mwahahaha- I mean, uh, try the Recovery options.