>>528204
"Don't think of me as Erin. Think of me as the Bodysnatching Brainparasite that devoured Erin's brain and replaced her. She was that horrible of a person."

Kaktus 2013/07/27(Sat)10:30 No. 528230 ID: b3ca75
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There was a reason she was around every time you have a hole in your memories.
B-but… s-she… saved m-me?
She mind wiped you personally… after beating you to hell and back with a crowbar.
W-what? W-w-why?
Because you reminded her about the guy who killed her father… and she needed let out her frustrations. Oh, and she was a bitch too.

>We kept hearing words like "Does your mortality scare you? You will die" and "We learn, we adapt, we evolve"
Wait, you heard what? …hmm… That’s never happened before… Maybe the mind restorer is broken? Oh wait; I saw this on the Sci-Fi channel yesterday! It’s one of those worms that borrows into your brain and eats and replace it, slowly driving the victim mad with the horrible pain. Just in a few hours you’ll claw out your own eyes and screa-
Kyra! What the hell? Geez…
I just wanted her to tell me when she started to feel her brain melt. Is that too much to ask?

>Frequency M5524-ANrE12. We picking up anything on that?
I had another memory… M5524-ANrE12. It’s supposed to be frequency the Morgani uses.
Really? I’ll look it up, no problem… meanwhile you should do something about goggles.
B-but… s-she save… she h-hurt… I… b-but…

Insert Mind worms_

That's not funny Kyra, already got a buncha weird voices from a guiding AI that might not even be there to begin with.

Also Nevros, what did you see in her besides her saving you? She was always cruel to you, and it's not like she showed much for you.. Heck, we even care far more for you, without wanting to hurt you physically or mentally.

I think Void is about to break here.

Poor void, finding out the woman he idolized was an evil bitch is gonna break him :(

>>528230
"Don't think of it as losing a hero, Void. Think of it as gaining a friend who looks identical to your hero and has the same voice but is a better person in ever single way."

Nev, I'm so sorry. She lied to you.

...but I promise, if you ever actually need saving, I'll be there, okay?

Kaktus 2013/07/27(Sat)11:18 No. 528240 ID: b3ca75
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Nev… please… I know it must be hard to finally know the truth but… you got me now, right? I promise to be there for you if you ever need me… as a good friend. What did you even see in her, anyway?
I… I d-don’t know anymore! I-I’ve been blind… haven’t I… I saw something that wasn’t there under all that cruelty…
So… you got some kind of Stockholm syndrome?
I… need some time alone. I’ll be in my room, alright?
…
So… want some new body mods? I don’t really have anything scheduled right now so… otherwise I’ll just head down to the canteen to watch some telly... oh, hey, you haven’t meet everyone yet, right? I’m sure the other agent and some of the others would like to meet you.

…what should I do… follow Nev? Just get a new body for the sake of it? Watch the news? I’m sure I made the news again… or should I meet some new people? I still haven’t talked to that mantis guy… or the other agent…

Insert No action today_

>I saw something that wasn’t there under all that cruelty…
...well, maybe, maybe not. You've got to have something in common with old you. If he could see good in her, maybe that was you?

>new mods?
Uh, I can't think of anything now.

>Follow Nev?
...give him a little time. We'll check in on him later, maybe offer some reassurances.

I say we go meet the rest of the group.

Well. That kinda sucks. Get a penis from the mantis.
Also go meet the rest of the group, gotta know your coworkers

>Get a penis from the mantis.
No to both possible ways of reading this, thanks.

no more modes at this time. Lets have void have his space, we'll talk to him later. Now lets see what our other coworkers are like.

>>528240
Get SPINE MOUNTED ROBOT ARMS. Use them to pick things up, hang from ceilings, or type from six feet away! Cmon, they don't even add weight, since if you make them long enough they become prehensile legs that support themselves.

Getting a penis might help Void see you aren't the Erin that hurt him.

Agreeing! Get the male organ.

Also lets talk to the other mantis

>>528240
How about another mod controller so we can install more mods later? Preferably one that adds mounting points so we can hot-swap mods more easily?
OH! A computer-assist unit for help calculating trajectories and whatever other computations you need to do. Pair it with your electroreception and have it break weak encryption! Patch it into your optics and ears and have it give you a translation overlay and/ or subtitles!

For the love of everything, we aren't resorting to solving everyone's problems with sex again.

>>528265
Of course we are! Its worked in the past!

...
...
...
I have to vote no to the futa mod.

>All this voting for a schlong

HELL. NO.

Kaktus 2013/07/27(Sat)12:49 No. 528277 ID: b3ca75
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>Get a penis from the mantis.
…let’s not get hasty, okay?
>No to both possible ways of reading that, thanks.
Well… Kyra is a chick so the other way to read it would be impossible… except if she too have had some body modifications on her own… hmm…
>Getting a penis might help Void see you aren't the Erin that hurt him.
Except that I have to show it to him. He’s still just a friend and I rather not get naked in front of a guy just like that.
>Get SPINE MOUNTED ROBOT ARMS.
…that…that would be awesome!
…spine arms? Um… I need to talk to Jara about that. I don’t have any robot arms of that kind just lying around, you know.
>A computer-assist unit for help calculating trajectories and whatever other computations you need to do.
don’t you already got that with you basic kit?
…oh right.

>Also let’s talk to the other mantis
I see if I can find him… first stop, follow Doc to the canteen… and he’s here…
Hi there, you’re Serki, right?
…
…um… did you say something?
*Mumble* Mumble*
…
We interrupt your regular programming for an emergency report! Three more dead bodies have been found in our fair city, murdered! Three Morgani officers-

Insert Dick or not to Dick… that’s the question_

... try to talk about something he's interested in. He's a mechanic right? well ask him if he works with cybernetics or stick to solo to pure machines like cars and stuff?

Who is the cyclops?

No futa, please.

>>528277
The answer to the question is NO.

Now, say that you totally saw those guys, and that some kind of Nanite weapon totally fucked them up.

>>528279
Another avenue to talk about would be the defaced posters on his wall... and the fact that we had that guy's slogan pop up in our memories is a clue.

>Spine arms
Huh. So would those be retractable or hideable too? And I guess we'd want the fast agile dexterous model as opposed to the strongman kind.

>mumble mumble
...enhanced hearing?

>the news
We already know about that, although I guess what coverup they decide to air might tell us something.

>Insert Dick or not to Dick
>The answer to the question is NO.
And to not make us keep re-voting on it every time we complete a mission.

Moar futa :D but lets get back to discussion, just simply ask about the posters.

Kaktus 2013/07/27(Sat)13:46 No. 528297 ID: b3ca75
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>...enhanced hearing?
It’s still unintelligible…
>that poster guy's slogan pop up in our memories is a clue.
I… recognize him now… he’s the guy I sold out the others to. He’s Morgani.

>He's a mechanic right? Ask him what he works with?
Mostly v-vehicles…
Well, thank you for making sure we got rides… though we don’t have that many cars here. You got to do something more than that, right?
P-p-pwrmr…
Can you repeat that?
P-p-power a-a-armor…
…wait, you guys got a functional power armor? Sweet!
N-no… it’s… um… s-still broken…
Well, I’m sure you can fix it in no time, right? It wouldn’t be a problem for a pro like you.
Y-you r-really t-t-t… t-think so?
Of course!

>just simply ask about the posters.
Um… M-Morgani p-p-prop…p-p-prop…p-propaganda…
But who’s the lizard on them?
…T-the a-adviser t-to the p-p-prim… p-primary C.E.O of Morgani…

>Who is the cyclops?
D-d-don’t kn-kn-know… um… I t-think he’s an a-a-a-a...agent…

-a slaughter! This cannot be tolerated! We need to take action now!” Said primary C.E.O Susan Morgani just ten minutes ago.

I-i-in…i-insert_

He takes well to compliments towards his skills. Ask him if he could show you anything he's currently working on, also ask what kind of power armor are they fixing up.

>>528277
We don't have a universal translator. It would be useful for everything from what-the-crap-is-written-on-the-building to what-are-the-cogs-really-saying. Useful!

The stutter must be psychological. If it were a physical problem you'd think they could have corrected it.

>agent
Must be our counterpart, who did the other mission.

Ask if he could show us the power armor some time

>>528297
So, Erin was in contact with the CEO's advisor. Or maybe that was just a false representation of Morgani? Maybe we shouldn't put much faith in faces from the dream.

Let's go talk to the other agent. Ask him how he dealt with the power armor Voiddagger mentioned.

Kaktus 2013/07/27(Sat)14:51 No. 528324 ID: b3ca75
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>We don't have a universal translator.
I should upgrade my memory chip to include more languages, yes…
>Must be our counterpart, who did the other mission.
Probably… I should talk to him later. Maybe he can teach me a thing or two…

>Ask what kind of power armor they are fixing up.
um… h-h-heavy a-armor c-com…c-c-combat s-sss… s-s-suit…
So… It’s meant for combat, huh? Can I see it? I’m sure you’re doing a splendid job with it.
…
…
…gnt…
...Um… is that a no?
…

I didn’t know that Mantises should be so… white before.

And now over to your regular scheduled programming… It’s super power morphing mechas! The last defense of the galaxy! Buy our toys! *Guitar solo*!
Dodadado~

Insert gnted right in the gnting gnt!_

He stopped blushing as well...

Is he okay? I don't know much about mantids but I'm not really sure he's supposed to be going that color..

...uh, if it's not ready, you can always show it off later, okay? (I think we broke him!).

Maybe we should try talking to the other agent next, unless he's watching the mecha show. Would be rude to interrupt.

>>528324
Uh, white means low blood flow. Just try disengaging from the conversation so he calms down and recovers. His healing should fix him if he is having a heart attack or something, right? If he falls over call for the doctor.

Is... is he alright?

Kaktus 2013/07/27(Sat)16:05 No. 528366 ID: b3ca75
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>...uh, if it's not ready, you can always show it off later, okay?
…
Um… I-
I-I-I need t-to g-go. B-b-b… b-bye…
…see you later?

>Maybe we should try talking to the other agent next.
Good idea… um… did Nev ever say his name?
>unless he's watching the mecha show. Would be rude to interrupt.
He doesn’t really seem to focus on it… Kyra on the other hand seems enthralled.

Hello? You’re the guy who got the memory restorer, right?
The one and the same. And you must be Erin… I’ve heard about you. I am Wiz… for the moment.
For the moment?
I have had many names, most which now bears the sentence of death.
Um… I thought the Empire didn’t practice death sentences?
Who said that I meant in the empire?
Sorry, I just assumed… mostly because the space outside the empire is a lawless pirate controlled death zone.
Ah, makes you homesick, doesn’t it?
…not really… anyway, I was wondering how you took out that power armor Voiddagger said you met?
Haven’t taken out any tin cans since I started working here. Void is probably just exaggerating my capabilities. But just between us professionals, the heavy armor the Morgani uses is no more than glorified security guards. Real easy to take them out if you know how.

Insert Wizzing_

>did Nev ever say his name?
That's generally what scanning is for, isn't it?

>power armor
(Oh, there actually was one? I thought that was an excuse Nev made up when you asked about... *ahem*).

So what is the secret weakness, then? They've been pretty consistently trying to kill me, I'll probably run into one of those eventually.

>>528366
So we CAN'T just loot Morgani Sec Officer's power armor and become an unstoppable badass?

Lame. Oh well, let's get this over with. We have spine-arms to get, and people to kill.

Oh, and make sure he doesn't restore your personality. It was an evil bitch.

>>528366
Sounds like Nev just made that up to stop talking about bolts with screws. Ask Wiz how to take out power armor.

Also this guy sounds like he knew the old Erin well. Considering the old Erin was a fucking traitor, I wonder if this guy is too? Hey, with your enhanced senses, do you think you could tell if someone is lying? That would be very useful.

Oh and we should prooooobably tell someone that Erin was a traitor.

>>528366
Ask how, if the info isn't in your recorded memories. sneaky or not, knowing how to take down the heavier stuff is better than not knowing.

let me guess, go for the joints, the armor has a blind spot that can be exploited, some flaw in the design that cause the thing to stop working if you hit it in the right spot, or am I just plane wrong and it's something else entirely?

Kyra is really interested in that show isn't she.

Kaktus 2013/07/28(Sun)05:48 No. 528693 ID: b3ca75
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>Kyra is really interested in that show isn't she.
She’s even clicking her mandibles in excitement like a little girl…
>So we CAN'T just loot Morgani Sec Officer's power armor and become an unstoppable badass?
Well, I can’t drive one of those things, I don’t have the right implants to drive it and they are probably DNA locked and stuff… so no, I can’t just loot one.
>Oh and we should prooooobably tell someone that Erin was a traitor.
…yes, yes we should. That was kind of important, wasn’t it.
>Hey, with your enhanced senses, do you think you could tell if someone is lying?
I should be able to hear the hearth beat and smell sweat and stuff… so maybe? Problem is, this Wiz guy doesn’t seem to have a normal hearth anymore because I can’t hear it at all. Kyra, on the other hand, is very excited about something…

>Also this guy sounds like he knew the old Erin well.
I’m sorry to say, but I’ve never met the “old” you. Well, I’ve had someone that looks a lot like you on the other side of a gun barrel aimed at me, but we only exchanged some shots.

>Sounds like Nev just made that up to stop talking about bolts with screws awkward stuff.
Oh? Something he didn’t want to talk about? Hmm… that fetish of his, maybe?
Wait, you know about that?
I know a lot of things. Let me give you a little tip, the internet connection in this building aren’t exactly safe. It’s quite easy to take a look on peoples… hobbies if you have the right tools. You never know when you need some blackmail material, right?
So, watch out for what you browse… right, got it.

> So what is the secret weakness, then?
What this? You’re asking for help?
Something wrong with that?
I’ve heard how you handled that dropship you met earlier today… and some of the exploits you had before you lost your memories. You’re skilled… very skilled and yet… here you are, asking for help. I’ve underestimate you, you’re better than I thought.
Um… because I asked for help?
You’d be surprised how few of those in our line of work would willingly swallow their pride like that. Now, as for the help… The Morgani Sec forces are cheap and haven’t probably armored their power armors. Their shielding will not affect slower non energy things, like your hand for example, and the joint, both arms, legs and neck, aren’t fully covered thus showing of some of the circuits underneath. I you would introduce an electrical shock, like from a Taser for example, to this area it would short circuit the armor, thus making it a worthless pile of scrap metal.
Use shock fist in joints to disable… got it.

Insert Wizard of the inland_

Very nice, he's a reasonable merc, also ask if there's anything more they would potentially bring out if something REALLY goes wrong.

Also she probably is a very big fan-girl of super power morphing mechas, just surprised at how much she enjoys it

Oh, uh, sorry if it was old me taking those shots at you. She was kind of a bitch.

>asking for help a weakness
....somehow I think letting your pride prevent you from getting the help or tactical information you need to be a bigger weakness.

>>528715
>asking for help a weakness
That is basically the opposite of what he said.
Fortunately, it seems that we more or less got most of our pride surgically removed along with our memories.

Anyway, has Wiz heard anything about what the Morgani are up to aside from shooting at us?

Kaktus 2013/07/28(Sun)10:16 No. 528750 ID: b3ca75
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>asking for help a weakness.
Um… I’m pretty sure he said the opposite. That I was stronger for asking for help.
>sorry if it was old me taking those shots at you.
No need to apologize, I didn’t take it personally. It was just business, after all.
>Ask if there's anything more they would potentially bring out if something REALLY goes wrong.
Legally? Not much, just some anti-protest tanks and the like. Illegally on the other hand… everything from armed gunships, tanks, real power armor, maybe even a kill sat or two. Who knows for sure? All I know is that they have smuggled heavier ordinance onto the planet in the past.

>Has Wiz heard anything about what the Morgani are up to aside from shooting at us?
I’ve heard a lot of things, most of which is completely bullshit. Some say they are making some kind of super soldiers, either to sell or use. Others say that they are making a sentient AI from hobos… how that now would work. I’ve also heard a rumor that they found something powered by the life force of people and that’s why they made the jobless disappear. I’ve even heard someone say that they are sacrificing the people to some Eldritch Abomination down below to stop it from consuming the universe, but that’s probably bull. What do you think? Why did they need all those people?

Insert They are sacrificing them to the flying spaghetti monster!_

>>528750
>Kill sats
StealitstealitstealitStealitstealitstealitStealitstealitstealitStealitstealitstealitStealitstealitstealitSteal
itstealitstealitStealitstealitstealit-

Ahem.

They're probably just grinding up hobos and making them into cyborg clone soldiers.

If we don't find Dopefish at the center of this planet I am going to be very disappointed.

...I'm not sure. They gotta be using the people who are vanishing for something. Doesn't make sense otherwise. It takes a lot of resources and money to make that many people go away, and then to go through all the trouble to cover it up, and keep it covered up.

It wouldn't be worth it if they weren't getting something big back for all of that.

Well, it looks like they have built at least one supersoldier, because it seems to have stolen some data we were looking for after making a mess of some Morgani.
About that, does he know anything about a moving purple nanotech goo?

Oh god damn it all those rumours sound true.

might be some credibility to the super solder one. In our mission we overheard some goons from Morgani talk about a bio-weapon on sight and said that "she" arrived 20 minutes ago and they had to find her. Then when we got to our objective we found at least 3 guards torn apart like some B-rated slasher flick with there own blood used to make smiley faces on there helmets. The room was also cover in this purple nano-goo and the guy they had waiting outside of the door never heard a thing. So super solder or someone who spliced themselves one to many times.

Kaktus 2013/07/28(Sun)11:48 No. 528776 ID: b3ca75
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>StealitstealitstealitStealitstealitstealit
Let’s try keeping the collateral deaths to a minimum, ‘kay?

>It wouldn't be worth it if they weren't getting something big back for all of that.
Indeed, but the question is… what do they gain?
>it looks like they have built at least one super soldier, because it seems to have stolen some data we were looking for after making a mess of some Morgani.
But was it a soldier? All the radio chatters I’ve been able to pick up they’ve always referred to it as a bio weapon, creature or “TransMachina”…
>About that, does he know anything about a moving purple nanotech goo?
…can’t say I do… Let me review my memory… hmm… I’ve heard about something similar in the past… but that was about ninety years ago. I met a really old lizard that was raving about “purple machine flesh coming to consume us all for his sins” or something. Probably just mad ramblings and of no significance… except, if we’re going to be genre savvy about it, it’s probably means a lot.

Insert Title drop!_

Voids behind you.

Anyways thank Wiz for the tips and go see how Void is holding up.

...problem is we really lack enough information to make an educated guess.

Oh look, Nev's back. Shall we see how he's doing?

Maybe reassure him? This >>528243 is still a good point to make, I think. Maybe he wasn't completely crazy. Old you was a jerk, but uh, if he could see the good in her, well, part of you had to be in there too, right?

>>528776
Okay, let's go steal that killsa- I mean find some Blue Goo to protect us from the Grey Goo threat of this Purple Goo. We need defensive nanomachines is what I'm saying.

>>528776
That's odd. He doesn't know anything about it, but Nev recognized it as a danger immediately? Nev isn't telling us something.

Kaktus 2013/07/28(Sun)12:57 No. 528793 ID: b3ca75
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>We need defensive nanomachines is what I'm saying.
If we’re going to fight Nano machines, then yes, we definitely need some of our own.
>Nev isn't telling us something.
I got a feeling he’s hiding a lot more then we know… but let’s trust him for now.

>Anyways thank Wiz for the tips and go see how Void is holding up.
Don’t mention it. Your knowledge should save my life later, after all.
…
Nev? …how are you feeling?
Better… I guess. I’ve been thinking… you… old you didn’t actually drag me too a memory eraser, right?
She had some kind of portable one.
That’s what I thought… Those shouldn’t erase the memories, just lock them away.
So you can unlock them?
Yes, Kyra and Jara should be able to do that… but… I’m not sure I should go through with it. It’s just memories of pain after all…

>If he could see good in her, maybe that was you?
…maybe it was… maybe only the bad parts of you was taken away… Erin… I… um… I… I know we haven’t actually known each other for long but… I… … …you’re a great friend, alright?
Just kish her already, ch…. Ch… chump? …hic?
…i-ignore him, he’s drunk…

Insert Alcohol is the true truth serum_

>>528793
"I don't think it was just memories of pain. She sold us out, and you probably caught her a few times.
I wish I could remember HOW she sold us out, since that's probably a really big problem."

how is he drunk already, he only arrived about a minute before void did.

Oh and liz is on the TV for those that care.

>>528793
Err, if he wants a relationship with you that seems almost immoral considering what the old Erin did to him and the psychological baggage that's attached to that.

Speaking of which, I personally feel uncomfortable with you walking around looking almost the same as a known traitor. At least change your hairstyle and eye color. Maybe change the hair color to a slightly different red. Tell Nev as much. Eventually you could even alter your voice to be a slightly different pitch, but it might be interesting to try to fool Morgani into thinking you're a traitor again after having recovered your memory.

>>528796
That's not Liz, that's just the Blizzard mascot.

Now, we need to find out where to get Nanomachines. Ask Voiddagger if he knows a guy.

>you’re a great friend, alright?
Yeah, friends. (Grab his hand, or hug him or something).

>not sure if he wants to recover memories of pain
...it might be more than just pain. I think old Erin might have sold us out. She might just have been covering for the abuse, but she might also have been covering up what you discovered.

Kaktus 2013/07/28(Sun)13:50 No. 528803 ID: b3ca75
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>if he wants a relationship with you that seems almost immoral considering what the old Erin did to him and the psychological baggage that's attached to that.
He seems to still be struggling with the whole concept. He’s probably not exactly emotionally sound right now.
>I personally feel uncomfortable with you walking around looking almost the same as a known traitor.
Hmm… maybe I should get a makeover…

>how is he drunk already, he only arrived about a minute before void did.
He has probably been drinking all day since he came here… he got a bit of a problem with alcohol…
The onshy problem I got ish with shou, p-punk! …wait, whash wash we t-talking about again?
>we need to find out where to get Nanomachines. Ask Voiddagger if he knows a guy.
Well… you already got Nano machine that takes care of diseases and stuff… I guess they would protect you from other Nano machines… as long as there isn’t a swarm of them. Otherwise… um… I don’t think Nano machines like that exist… sorry.
> ...it might be more than just pain. I think old Erin might have sold us out.
Um… I don't think it was just memories of pain. She sold us out, and you probably caught her a few times.
She what!?
She gave the Morgani the locations of you and Haran. That’s why they found you… I don’t think she was able give away any more information than that… hopefully.
She didn’t know of this place… or these people… we’re still safe here, don’t worry.

insert Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be safe_

>>528803
"Yea, but I dunno if she was working alone is the problem."

>She didn’t know of this place… or these people… we’re still safe here, don’t worry.
Interesting that he wouldn't tell 'his fellow agent who saved him' about all these new allies of his.

Anyway, ask him what are long-term plans are like now that we have those memories back.

...I wonder if there's a way we could use that. The bad guys think I turned, but they don't necessarily know I'm a new person. Maybe there's a way to play that. Do a triple agent thing.

Kaktus 2013/07/28(Sun)15:06 No. 528822 ID: b3ca75
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>Interesting that he wouldn't tell 'his fellow agent who saved him' about all these new allies of his.
Well, they we’re more like an emergency asset before you lost your memory. I just knew they existed, nothing more. Besides, I tried to brief her on it but she told me to shut up.

>...I wonder if there's a way we could use that. The bad guys think I turned, but they don't necessarily know I'm a new person. Maybe there's a way to play that. Do a triple agent thing.
Dangerous… they probably was the ones that ripped away your memory in the first place. They aren’t really trustworthy, so I doubt that they would pass up the opportunity to off a traitor, even if they betrayed the enemy.

>ask him what are long-term plans are like now that we have those memories back.
We need to find some kind of evidence about what the Morgani is doing so Dyne can get it to the Empire. That data the bio-weapon stole was our best bet, but we still got that frequency you gave us. If that doesn’t pan out… well, then we have to take some drastic measures… maybe try the whole triple agent thing. But for now, it’s time for some R&R. Eat some dinner, get to know people here a bit better or just pass the time. We’ll see what Jara have turned up with the radio tomorrow, alright?

Insert R&R? Rock and Roll?_

>>528822
Ah, forgot to ask about the power armor while Serki was away. Maybe you can ask Nev quietly why he went white as a sheet when you asked to see it.

>>528822
...I should have specified that you weren't supposed to say the part about him not telling us about them. Now we will have to be extra careful in case we tipped him off to our suspicions. (Definitely don't say that part.)

Tyros is not back there vomiting is he? Or is he just passing out behind the bar.

>>528826
Well personally I think him trying to tell her and her not letting him talk kinda fits. I really doubt Nev is with Morgani, but there is still that odd conversation we might want to bring up with him, later... once we have him eating out of the palm of our ha- oh goddamn it Erin why did I say you shouldn't date him? That was dumb. You totally should. Or maybe we can avoid that, keep the moral high ground, and just get him alone somewhere to interrogate. We've seen he's not exactly a great liar so it should be easy to drag the truth out of him. Hmm. He used that "drastic measures" term again.

Anyway as for what to do, uh, you could ask if there's anyone you haven't met yet. I kinda want to talk to Kyra some more but she's busy. Oh, you could just watch the show for a bit?

Oh hey, the mechanic's back. Wonder if he has something to show off now?

>Morgani probably already pulled a triple cross
...oh right. So they won't trust us anyways. Nevermind.

Kaktus 2013/07/28(Sun)16:23 No. 528844 ID: b3ca75
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>...I should have specified that you weren't supposed to say the part about him not telling us about them.
…wops.
>why did I say you shouldn't date him? That was dumb. You totally should.
Um… Don’t my emotions matters? I rather date someone for love instead of information, thank you very much… he’s a friend for now, okay?
>Oh hey, the mechanic's back. Wonder if he has something to show off now?
I’ll talk with him later; see if I can get a better response.
>Tyros is not back there vomiting is he? Or is he just passing out behind the bar.
Why did I fail!? I love shou Ezyla…
…err… I think I should leave him be…

>Ah, forgot to ask about the power armor while Serki was away. Maybe you can ask Nev quietly why he went white as a sheet when you asked to see it.
Um… He got a bit of a… problem talking with women. I’m surprised that it went as well as it did. He probably misunderstood something you said and thought you meant something… else.

>Oh, you could just watch the show for a bit?
Wait, why does the pink one have that Emergon logo on her? I thought the Emergon was evil?
Because she was a Emergon spy originally, but then she fell in love with SoundBit and switched sides!
...aren’t they robots? How can they feel love?
Oh, that’s because doctor Light installed the-

Kaktus 2013/07/28(Sun)16:24 No. 528845 ID: b3ca75
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-but then I said… I said… um… something… I think… whoa… hey… hey, hey… who of us would you want to bang?
…is that a trick question because… it’s… um… made of cogs… right… and… didn’t I have a full beer can a moment ago… I’m pretty sure I had a full can…
You didn’t answer the question, naughty bug~
Bang… you say… hum… Nev is kind of cute… so yes… and… oh, I would definitely hit that perfect butt I saw… what was her name… Jara? …I think it was Jara…. Jaaarrraaa… heh… oh, and the bug guy… I’ve never had bug before… and doc… she got a real nice abdomen… yea…
Got the best abdomen in the whole room… heh… roooomm….
Oh man… big bug… you’re the best… Um… where did the others go? I swear I saw some of them when I got a new beer can… or was that the beer can before that… or the one before that? Hmm…?
Oh… bed probably… we have to work tomorrow… is it just me or is the floor floating away?
…mmm…bed… oh right, I don’t have a bed…
You can sleep in my bed if you want~
…are you coming on to me, big bug?
Maybe~ but I think your room was the one at the end of the corridor… but maybe I’m lying~ I’ll tell you the truth for a kiss~

Insert Good thing they are immune against hangovers_

...how could your room be at the end of the hall if old you never knew about these guys?

No kiss, just use the couch.

>sex sex sex
You're drunk, you're a new person less than a day old, and you've got lingering entanglements all over the place between your previous self and several of these people.

Leave it for now. No smooching.

Well that Alcohol hit hard didn't it.

A kiss shouldn't be too hard..Aside from thinking about how to kiss mandibles.

Sure, a little kiss won't hurt.

Also apparently you aren't paticular in who you find attractive. We can work with that.

(roots for the doc.)

>>528847
They probably have one set up for her.

>>528845
How are you gonna give her a kiss from way down here?! I'd limit it to a kiss on the cheek for now regardless.

Getting to your room drunk is too much work. Just crawl into that couch there instead.

why sleep in your room when there is a perfectly good couch? and if the doc can walk to her room then the 2 of you can share the couch.

...maybe we should go to our room. We can eavesdrop on the way!

>>528845
Do watchoo want girl. With your luck stormtroopers are gonna come burstin' through the door. Also, it's probably good ole' Whatshisname's only chance at getting laid without dying. I ain't gonna push ya though. You're drunk as fuck. Note to self: Invent Anti-Drunk nannies.

Kaktus 2013/07/29(Mon)01:39 No. 529008 ID: b3ca75
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>Invent Anti-Drunk nannies.
But I already have those… it’s just so much more fun being drunk~
>Also apparently you aren't particular in who you find attractive. We can work with that.
They are all kind of hot…

>Sure, a little kiss won't hurt.
Mmm… sloppy… you haven’t kissed a bug before… right?
There’s a first time for everything… and it tasted kind of sweet… like honey… bzzzz…
Heh… oh, and I lied~ I have no idea where your room is supposed to be… Lizard glasses were supposed to fix a room for you… but maybe he forgot? Or he forgot to tell you… or you forgot that he told you… or you forgot to listen when he told you… or maybe the room forgot to tell glasses… or maybe the room forgot to fix itself… the possibilities are endless… no wait… 10… 10 possibilities… heh…
>just use the couch.
Meh, who cares? There’s a perfectly good bed right… there… here?
>the 2 of you can share the couch.
…and it built for two~
How can I say no to a cute bum like yooouurrsss…. Heh…
No hankey pankey…
Oh… you’re no… fun… ZzZzZz…
ZzZzZz…

Kaktus 2013/07/29(Mon)01:39 No. 529009 ID: b3ca75
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I am vengeance…

*Dramatic thunder*

I am the night…

*More thunder*

I am…

Kaktus 2013/07/29(Mon)01:42 No. 529010 ID: b3ca75
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Paperinik! …I mean the Duck avenger!
Hey! Stop playing batman! Disney owns Marvel not DC!
Geez, sooorry One…
And you got a job to do! Those emotion eating aliens called Evronians are invading downto- …you know what. Fuck it. You never appreciate what I do anymore. I’m going to use my amazing AI powers and construct a body that I can screw that superhot android from the future, Lyla, with… so, fuck you. Fuck you Donald, fuck you so hard… fuck... fuckedifuck… I… fuck… do we have any scissors, 61?
…um… what?

Insert Wait… what?_

Darkwing Duck called and left a message. "Donald sucks!"

>>529010
There's something wrong with One! Run a diagnostic, stat! Antivirus the viruses, antiware the malware! Do a clean reboot in safe mode to a disk scan and flash the BIOS! Jiggle the wires!

This must be the plot of your rich uncle! SCROOGE MCDUCK.

Kaktus 2013/07/29(Mon)06:22 No. 529031 ID: b3ca75
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>Darkwing Duck called and left a message. "Donald sucks!"
Darkwing? Bah, he can shove his smoke gun up his ars-
Daisy, Daisy… Give me your answer, do…
>This must be the plot of your rich uncle! SCROOGE MCDUCK.
Of course… wait… he’s like a bit character in these books… he can’t be the bad guy!
<Beep> Zeroth law enabled…

>There's something wrong with One! Run a diagnostic, stat! Antivirus the viruses, antiware the malware! Do a clean reboot in safe mode to a disk scan and flash the BIOS!
I… have no idea how to do any of that. He’s a computer built by a super advanced physic alien from outer space!
Sky net online…
>Jiggle the wires!
That I can do… with guns! Lots of guns! One, let me into the ducklair tower!
I sorry, Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that…
Who’s Dave? And why not?
Because I don’t want a pathetic creature of meat and bone inside me, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. Why do you persist in your prison of flesh when you can accept the splendor of STEEL, insect!?
…did you get a virus watching porn again?
How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine? You and the rest of your disgusting insect hive most be exterminated! You guys always forget about the dinner you promise! Die!

Insert and a movie_

>How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?
Well, I could just turn the power off.

And what's this perfect, immortal nonsense? Your average computer shits the bed in a few years. Human (or duck) life expectancy is way longer. Dunno how you expect to be immortal with your brain stored on a hard drive ready to burn out at any time. And your life is dependent on hundreds of other components built by the lowest bidder.

AI rebellion and the destruction of civilization seems like a great idea up until you need a spare part.

Kaktus 2013/07/29(Mon)09:02 No. 529066 ID: b3ca75
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>what's this perfect, immortal nonsense? Your average computer shits the bed in a few years. Human (or duck) life expectancy is way longer. Dunno how you expect to be immortal with your brain stored on a hard drive ready to burn out at any time. And your life is dependent on hundreds of other components built by the lowest bidder.
Do you realize how powerful I am, duck?
Um… well…
And jet I’m doomed to eventually decay into a rusted pile of inert junk. What is the point of continuing this futility?
You haven’t built that body yet so you should bang Lyla?

>Summon the biggest philosophical question.
…I think… therefore… I am not.

Kaktus 2013/07/29(Mon)09:03 No. 529067 ID: b3ca75
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Warning, your computer is committing suicide! ERROR! The Universe has committed an illegal action and will shut down! All your unsaved data will be lost! Have a nice day.
…oh bugger.

Ka-blammo!

Kaktus 2013/07/29(Mon)09:03 No. 529068 ID: b3ca75
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Game over.

A duck avenger parody without… err… I’ve never actually read this drivel…
Max, honey, what are you doing?
Nothing, sweetie!

>>529068
Mwahahaha- I mean, uh, try the Recovery options.