Kaktus 2013/03/22(Fri)11:06 No. 501731 ID: b3ca75
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>You should probably follow the red blood trail first after killing the cloakers.
Redshirts, follow the green trail. Love muffin and I will follow the red one.
We got names you know…

You are weak, old man. I can’t understand why the master fears you.
…h-heh, y-you really think t-this is the end of m-me?

Insert I’m sure this is just some misunderstanding_

Darn is Dylon Bore wormed, is it another mimic, or has Dylon just been playing us this whole time? Better get in there and make sure the Dean doesn't bite it.

>Um… what gem?
It was on a bookshelf. With a "do not remove or terriblebad things will happen" label. And now it's gone. We kind of suspect that's important.

>Claire busy?
That's one way of putting it. And we tend to go where the action is. And this is seems to be the happening place!

>fight scene
Welp, he's either been playing us as some kind of Xanatos gambit, or he's borewormed, or both.

Aim to maim, please, not kill. We'd like Dylon alive, if possible.

...wait, how did he slice of the dean's arm with a stabbing weapon? That sword shouldn't even have an edge!

I thought that was Folkon but eh whatever see if you two can't sneak attack this guy before he knows you where there.

don't worry, the dean will get better soon

Kaktus 2013/03/22(Fri)11:49 No. 501736 ID: b3ca75
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>don't worry, the dean will get better soon.
Are you sure? He looks kind of half dead already…
>...wait, how did he slice of the dean's arm with a stabbing weapon?
It looks like it was torn off, not sliced. Besides, his blade is only bloody on the tip… probably from when he stabbed the dean through the back.

>Aim to maim, please, not kill. We'd like Dylon alive, if possible.

Thanros attacks Dylon for 16 damage(arm)!

What!? Who the fuck are you!? Never mind, enough of this!

Dylon uses Escape! Dylon is teleported away!

…H-h-heh… escaping as s-soon as it get r-rough, ‘ey?
Are you okay, Dean!?
D-do I look okay?
Um… we followed the green junk but we were too late. The death knights that left that trail was able to teleport away with some kind of gem.
…f-fools…

Insert RUN COWARD!_

Ask the dean wtf just happened here and if that really was Dylon, also help the dean up and see if he turns into a mimic or not. don't think he well but hey it never hurt us in the past to be paranoid

What we need is a buckler shield that blocks teleport.

HE UNLIVES
HE HUNGERS
HE IS DEANISTAR!

>>501736
I don't want to believe that's Dylon. He did say that he had a bunch of brothers, and Folken might look/sound just like him. Also, he didn't recognize you.

We'll have Renault use Detect Undead on him tomorrow to see if that wounded arm is visible.

Also ask the Dean if that gem was the Vessel. It's not, right? Right?

>He looks kind of half dead already…
That's half more than he needs. He'll be fine.

So... how bad is it, Dean? Bad guys gnabbed what is probably the vessel, and half killed you. Now what?

Kaktus 2013/03/22(Fri)12:17 No. 501746 ID: b3ca75
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>see if he turns into a mimic.
He’s as solid as anyone else.

Dean, what happen? Why did they attack you? Was that really Dylon!?
…B-beware… he lives… he… hungers…
What?
…fake… ves…s… book… d-desk… Clai…ir…e…

Dean has been slain!

…he’s gone?

Insert I HUNGER_

Something about a fake vessel I hope that's what the Death Knights ran off with. Check the book on that table I think he wanted Claire to have it.

Well, grab that book on the desk there (is it open to anything important?) and then we need to get to Claire.

>…he’s gone?
Maybe?

don't worry he'll bonce back, now lets look at that desk up there and look at the book on it, in fact take everything off the desk and bring it all to claire and maybe see if you can't get into the dean's room/office and see if there are any books on his personal desk that might be the vessel. Oh and if you're wondering what the vessel is, it's basically something or in some cases someone who has the ability to house unimaginable amounts of magic inside of itself/themselves and in some cases actually re-wright reality as we know it. not that big a deal really.

>>501746
No. The Dean can resurrect. Unless he decided today was a good day to die. Considering how little he fought back apparently (or maybe that "Dylon" was stronger than he looked?) that might've been the case. We'll see.

Grab the book on the desk. And that other thing on the desk, maybe, unless it's completely uninteresting. It kindof looks like a plate.

Kaktus 2013/03/22(Fri)12:50 No. 501755 ID: b3ca75
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>don't worry he'll bounce back.
What!? How!? He got an arm torn off, a hole through his body the size of a fist and his hearth have stopped. He’s dead!
>The Dean can resurrect.
…He can? How?

>Well, grab that book on the desk there.
“How to read Necronica, the language of the Dead. For dummies.”
There is a note here with Claire written on it and… a bunch of gibberish I don’t understand.
>And that other thing on the desk, maybe, unless it's completely uninteresting. It kind of looks like a plate.
…It’s a pillow…

I’m going over to Claire for a moment…
I’ll stay here until help arrive.
Don’t worry, they will bring the best healers they got when they get here.

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>then we need to get to Claire.
Let’s get this to Claire, th-

OH YES, RENAULT! RIGHT TH- MFFF!

…maybe this can wait to tomorrow?
You there… Thanros, right!? Are you okay? I heard of the attack.
I told you, sir, the library is on the second floor… not the first… you wanted to sneak by Claire’s room, didn’t you?
Shush, you…

Insert Now he’s here to fuck us_

The picture of the Dean is now blank. Good thing too I never liked it, so creepy the way it seemed to look at you. Make some distracting small talk with Dylon to give Claire some time to finish up they probably won't be much longer.

...hey Dylon, how many of your siblings wear the exact same style armor as you, wield the same style sword, enjoy torturing old mean and praising the master, run like cowards and have access to teleportation?

Also, do a mimic check and examine his arm for arrow damage.

>He’s dead!
He was already dead.

The big question is if the kindly ancient lich you have a dean is going to reform sane or not.

>>501755
Uh, yeah, let's wait until tomorrow to hand that over. She's gonna be busy for a while. I thought we timeskipped until after she was done but I guess not!

Go over and ask to see Dylon's arm. The one the other Dylon got shot in. If it's uninjured then I guess there are two folks that look like Dylon, and we'll have to set up a passcode.

>>501758
Can we not reveal the Dean's true nature to him, please? He doesn't need to know.

Yeah after we make sure it isn't Dylon that attacked the dean just tell him that someone who wore the same armor as him was just found killing the dean of the school in the library who you then shot in the arm and now we are at the moment right before the shit hits the fan, also I'm glad to see that Blackladder has come back to the land of the sane.

Kaktus 2013/03/22(Fri)13:47 No. 501775 ID: b3ca75
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>give Claire some time to finish up they probably won't be much longer.
mmm… you really made me feel alive again… wanna go a second round? …heh, thought so… mmm… let Waran be below this time…

…Well, she needs a lot more time… let’s postpone this to tomorrow…
Why are you listening at the door? Is something happening in there?
Oh, Waran! Give me your eggs!
…let’s go somewhere a bit more… private, shall we?
…agreed.

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>do a mimic check and examine his arm for arrow damage.
Nope, nothing.

What are you doing?
Checking you out.
Well, aren’t you a bit forward, heh? But you’ll have to talk to Claire to see if it’s okay for us to… mmm… we are kind of dating, after all~
W-what!? No! I was checking for damage! We were attacked by someone who looked like you, used the same weapon and ran away like a coward.
Ah, Folken, eh? We better start using a pass phrase then, right? Learn, adapt, evolve should still work.
…um… sure? …how do you know it was Folken just like that?
He always was a coward, that one.

Insert Angst angst angst_

going to tell him that his bother also just killed the Dean or you just going to let him figure that one out for himself?

Anyways ask him about his bother, it would be nice to know what to expect when we have to fight this guy.

>>501775
Well, they're going to find out that they have a fake vessel pretty quick. I think we should post a lot more guards at the library.

Kaktus 2013/03/22(Fri)15:07 No. 501795 ID: b3ca75
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Oh yeah… your brother kind of offed the dean…
I wouldn’t call him brother anymore. My real brother is probably already dead and they are using his dead husk as a puppet to do their bidding.
Well, tell me about him. We need to know more if we are going to fighting him again soon.
He’s… pragmatic, brutal and merciless. He was trained to crush our enemies while I was trained to be more… diplomatic. I do not know how much of him have changed, but I’ll trust he’s still a coward. If he doesn’t have any minions to throw at his enemies he will run.
…right… hey, maybe we should set up some guards in the liberty… maybe he’ll come back?
Good idea, I’ll talk to the guild and put my own best men on the job, do not worry. Now, it’s the middle of the night, I’d suggest that you’ll get a good night sleep.
…yeah, you’re right… Goodnight, Dylon.
Goodnight…

Kaktus 2013/03/22(Fri)15:09 No. 501799 ID: b3ca75
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Meanwhile in the hall of… um… marvel, baby?

I, Magneto, Master of magnetism have finally completed the construction of the ultimate weapon.

Kaktus 2013/03/22(Fri)15:10 No. 501800 ID: b3ca75
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The Curly mustache! Now, what will I, Mag-fucking-neto, Master of magnetism use this amazing weapon of mass destruction for?

Insert Welcome to die!_

Rub it in Xavior's un-facial-hair-protected Face!

Not literally.

You must close the mortgage on Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters and tie Jean Grey to a train track to finally do away with the X-Men.

use it for Scoops. Scoops Haagen-daz

Just use your powers to rip the iron out of the blood of all your opponents. Or hell, to rip all the charged ions in them out. No more of this throwing metal around crap. By all rights, you should be able to slat any opponent you want as soon as you become aware of them.

show the younger generation what true style is all about and forever erase all girly men like those in twilight from the the face of this world.

Everything

Kaktus 2013/03/22(Fri)16:32 No. 501821 ID: b3ca75
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>use it for Scoops. Scoops Haagen-daz.
Hmm… the ice cream keep getting stuck in my curly mustache… there must have been a design error somewhere…
>No more of this throwing metal around crap.
B-but I like throwing things… It’s my favorite hobby besides chess.
>show the younger generation what true style is all about and forever erase all girly men like those in twilight from the face of this world.
Not even a mustache of this magnitude has a chance against the hordes of Yaoi Fangirls out there. They are legion. They are the swarm!

>Rub it in Xavior's un-facial-hair-protected Face!
Hey, Xavier~ look what I got…
A mustache? What diabolical plan have you plotted now? And why do you never call?
Um… well… the mustache… you see…
You forgot about me because of a mustache!?
I was going to come over to fight you… and buy flowers…
You don’t love me like you used to do! I even dressed up as Picard for you!

Insert Foe Yay_

Why would dressing up as Picard impress you? He knows you prefer Kirk. It isn't your guys' anniversary or something is it?

I don't call because you have your damn number set up through the school's number so I have to go through 4 hours of 'if you would like to talk to your student press 1' and 'please keep holding, your call is important to us' well it plays crappy elevator music. I know you're a telepath but for gods sake get a cell phone.

>I even dressed up as Picard for you!
Okay, seriously? That's true love right there. You apologize to that beautiful bald man and make everything better.

Kaktus 2013/03/22(Fri)17:49 No. 501849 ID: b3ca75
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I’m… I’m sorry, I’ve tried to call but I always get stuck in the schools answering machine. I know you are a telepath but please, get a cellphone so people can reach you.
…You’re right… I’m sorry… I overreacted. I should really got one of those new iPhones the kids are talking about…
I should help you pick one out…
…thank you… Max. I love you…
I love you to Charles… but you know I prefer Kirk over Picard.
WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
Um… I like Kirk more?
How… how dare you? …This relationship is over. I never want to see you again, Magneto. Goodbye.
But- I-
Leave!
…I’m not going to just let you end it like this… I’ll win you back, you’ll see. YOU’LL SEE!

Dammit… how do I win him back? How do I use my curly mustache to win back my true love?

Insert Go team Spock_

Okay, I'm not exactly sure how this became Doki Doki Patrick Stewart-san~ Quest, but I am seriously loving every minute of this.
>How do I use my curly mustache to win back my true love?
Use it to get a role in one of his theater productions. It was his first love, and through it you shall win him back. There's totally an awesome Shakespearean role that's suited to your awesome mustache, right? They'll have to cast you!

Mold a giant metal statue of him and use it to destroy New York.

>>501855
Shit like this happens at the end of every thread. It normally ends in failing to summon the biggest fish.

Only the biggest fish can win Xavier back. And only curly mustaches can act as the proper fishing line to summon the biggest fish. Do so.

The Biggest Fish wouldn't be enough.
You must summon a bigger fish.

with your mustache of awesome start the best barbershop quartet the world has ever known.

>>501861
It's not the traditional thread-end zaniness that caught me off guard, it's the fact we somehow ended up going visual novel (on Patrick Stewart!) this time rather than going on a crazed murder spree.

You have a mustache, unlock it's full powers and win him back with its magnificence!

Kaktus 2013/03/23(Sat)04:16 No. 501901 ID: b3ca75
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>Use it to get a role in one of his theater productions.
To be or not to be… that is the question.
Yo, mon, follow the script!
err… do I ha-
:DudePIX: ya, mon.
*Cough* Hey, yo, dawg! I was think’n about whether I should off myself.
Who dares bring bad hamlet into my lair!? You must die!

Xavier mind flays racist stereotype for 1 million damage(Mehehe)!
Producer has been slain!

Max! I thought you we’re better than this!
Um… well… This was only to get you attention! Now that I have it, watch me destroy New York with this giant metal statue of Picard!
…you did the same thing last year…
I did? I mean, I’m going to start the best barbershop quartet in the world for you!
You can’t sing, Max…
Dammit!

>You have a mustache, unlock it's full powers and win him back with its magnificence!
There’s only one thing left to do…

>Summon the biggest mustache!
Yeeeessssss…

Kaktus 2013/03/23(Sat)04:17 No. 501902 ID: b3ca75
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Warning, mustache mass exceeds that of normal values! ERROR! The Universe has committed an illegal action and will shut down! All your unsaved date will be lost! Have a nice day.

I love you, Xavier! I love you like I love my dreidel! …because I’m Jewi-

BOOM!

Kaktus 2013/03/23(Sat)04:17 No. 501903 ID: b3ca75
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Game over

A x-men parody and not even a mention of wolverine? What is this shit!?

>not even a mention of wolverine?
These's some slashes in the game over screen. That's close enough.

Not put on your Risa shorts, and kiss and make up already!