>>501347
Okay. Uh. I think you might be cursed. I mean, how did you even do that? Aren't you supposed to need good coordination and balance as a fighter? Try to salvage your dignity by calmly picking the assorted fallen stuff off you and setting them back on the table.

Then just grab an actual chair and sit normally and talk normally with Blackadder and don't try anything fancy while you're as nervous as you are. Things will improve, unless you are really cursed.

Like, you can ask how he enjoyed his food.

Calm down, take a deep breath and try again, just don't think of this as getting a boyfriend, date, or anything that would make you nervous, just pretend that he is just another student at the school that you are trying to get to know. If you need a reason why just pretend your going to go on a mission together soon and you want to find out just what kind of person he is, hell that could be another topic to talk about as well. He's a solder and has to have some combat experience, ask him what his weapon of choice is then maybe talk about yours and go form there.

Kaktus 2013/03/20(Wed)16:35 No. 501359 ID: b3ca75
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>how did you even do that?
I’m nervous and there were a plate where I put my hand, okay? Those things are slippery!
>You know how to control yourself, or else you'd get killed in battle.
I’d rather meet an army of the undead than this…
…Okay, I can do this… deep breath…

haha… sorry for… the plates…um…
No problem…
um… did you like the food?
Yeah, sure. It was good, I guess…
…
…so…
You are a soldier, right? What weapon do you use? Have you seen a lot of combat?
Well… I use a sword but… I’m technically not a soldier. The Empire doesn’t let… um… p-people like me become s-soldiers. I’m actually Dylon’s aide…
People like you?
Oh, y-you know… *Cough*mumble*Cough*

Insert buy some cough medicine_

Wow you two are so adorably awkward. You're going to have to ask him to repeat that.

Girls, eunuchs, gays, lizards, Blackadders, robots?

>>501359
Lizards? Are they racist?

don't presser him if he doesn't want to talk about it. Just tell him a bit about yourself and ask maybe what he does then it must be important if he gets to work with Dylon directly right? (Dylon is a general or something right?)

Kaktus 2013/03/20(Wed)17:13 No. 501381 ID: b3ca75
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What did you say? They don’t let “what” become soldiers?
…well…
Lizards? Are they racists?
no…
Is it because you are an eunuch?
What? No!
Because you like boys?
No!
Because you are a robot?
Heh, no, that’s not it…
Well, is it because you are a Blackadder?
No… um… I… I’m a… a c-cross dresser…
So… you like to wear dresses?
It’s the opposite! I don’t like to wear dresses! They don’t let people like us two become a low ranking soldier.
Um… what?

-but won’t the Nitros Brio destroy it in the end?
That’s the best part. By combining the fnord with the illuminated-

Insert Sweet Polly Oliver_

Blackadder is female? Whoa.

>>501381
Oh god. Blackadder is a girl?! I thought red markings meant they were male lizards!

Well, now you have no reason to be nervous. Unless you like girls.

Have Blackladder clarify what she means by that, If she is a girl just say something like that is stupid the empire shouldn't be sexist pigs if they are all about equal rights and freedoms, DO NOT show any embarrassment. Blackladder has no idea that you are flirting right now, just thinks your making friendly conversion, this well only become awkward as fuck if you let it.

Kaktus 2013/03/20(Wed)17:39 No. 501404 ID: b3ca75
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>Unless you like girls.
I d-don’t? At least I think I don’t. For some reason I find her attractive, okay? Maybe because I still see her as a guy or something…

You’re a woman?
…yes. Yes I am. My name is Loretta…
But you have those red markings…
It’s paint…
And the smell…
Perfume…
But… why won’t the empire let you become a soldier? I thought they were mantis based and was all for woman rights.
That’s kind of the thing. The value females higher and thus they can only become officers and the like in the army. I haven’t gone to officer school so…
Oh…
At least I got to work with one of the Empress sons… I’m sorry… I shouldn’t have led you on like that…
…it’s okay…
…I guess this the last time we’ll talk then…
What? No! I can still be your friend and… um…

Stupid sexy blackadder… I don’t like girls like that, dammit!

Insert It’s like she’s wearing a big bulky armor_

So what blackladder is a chick. Doesn't mean anything really and no I'm not saying that you should keep flirting with her if you don't want to, just keep talking. this doesn't mean we still can't get a friend out of this and ask her why didn't she go to officer school unless she doesn't want to talk about it.

Now the part of the show where we continue to press upon your initial attraction to Blackadder despite your sexual preferences ultimately causing you sexual confusion and grief because, like lizard wizards, our goal is getting you laid with or without morals.

Hey, you can now non-awkwardly suggest things to do later! Like, say, cause Claire to go insane from how many dresses you put on her, or showing her around the academy.

>>501155
Also, apparently Dylon thinks Blackadder is a guy.

>>501404
Ask her if you can maybe hang out again later. Maybe see her in regular clothing so you can get a better idea if you're attracted to her body or just the way she presents herself?

Okay, look, I have no idea where this is going anymore, but I would at least like to get to know you better, alright?

Kaktus 2013/03/21(Thu)01:51 No. 501507 ID: b3ca75
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Let’s focus on something else, okay? You do seem like nice guy… err… girl so maybe we can hang out later? You know, drive Claire insane from how many dresses we put on her or showing you around the school?
That would be nice…
By the way, didn’t Dylon call you a he? Does he think you are a guy?
...I don’t know. He knows I’m a woman so either it’s out of respect or he thinks I’ve already gone over the threshold to becoming a man... with m-me… um… h-having the right e-equipment…
…wait, equipment?
I’m p-post op.
You’re beyond what?
I’m t-transsexual… I-I’ve had a-an operation… d-down there…
…

Insert Blackadder is gender confused! Blackadder hurts herself in the confusion!_

>>501507
Whoa I was not expecting that! Also whoa I didn't know you guys had the tech for that! Though... wouldn't a belt of gender change have been easier? Do you guys not have powerful enchanted items like that anymore?

Anyway, I don't get why Blackadder is referring to themselves as a woman. Reassure uh... him/her. Ask what pronoun they prefer, anyway.

At least you can be more secure in your sexual orientation, since... well, blackadder IS basically a guy.

Well, congrats. After that string of revelations one after another, I think you're too busy being confused about your own feels to worry about being nervous.

...any other bombshells to drop?

Wow everyone in this damn school has secrets it seems. If you don't thinks it to awkward ask what made her want ...uh to join the other team?

have blackadder follow you to somewhere private so you can see how well the surgery went

Kaktus 2013/03/21(Thu)12:06 No. 501554 ID: b3ca75
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>wouldn't a belt of gender change have been easier?
Belt of gender change? Who would make an extremely powerful artifact do something like that? Actually, I don’t want to know.
>At least you can be more secure in your sexual orientation, since... well, blackadder IS basically a guy.
Sexual confusion… rising… urge to get laid… the same…
>have blackadder follow you to somewhere private so you can see how well the surgery went.
…I’m not going to check out his… hers… um… junk, okay? That should at least wait for after a date or something.
>...any other bombshells to drop?
…soylent green is lizards!

So… Loretta, was it? Can I call you Lola? Wait, should I use male or female pronouns?
Y-you can call me Loren… and I r-rather you use he and him…
Well then, Loren, I have to ask… um… w-why did y-you…?
J-join the o-other team? I… well… I a-always been a g-guy, really…
Wait, didn’t you say yo-
I mean on the inside! I was a guy in a girl’s body, okay?
Oh, sorry… wait… if you are mentally a guy and have a… thing down there and yet you referred to yourself as a woman?
I-I’ve still got operations to do… like the facial markings and crest and… and… all my hormones are kind of confused and… … …I needed to tell you that I actually am… was… was a woman once…
…You know what. Let’s leave all this for now. It’s a party, after all, so relax… eat some food… mmm… like these yellow balls things, they are really delicious. Where were they at the buffet table? I didn’t see them there.
Wait, y-you’re actually eating those? Um… Sam brought them as a joke and… you shouldn’t really…
Mmm, what’s in them? Honey?
W-well… it’s honey surrounding a… you know… um… when male mantises get really excited… and there isn’t a woman and… um… they eat those in the southern part of the empire and...*mumble*
The center is really salty and good, mmm.

Insert you should buy Lola a Cola_

>>501554
haha you just ate bug jizz

I would drop that right now and wash your mouth out with some punch or cake or something. As for why, well hey at least you don't have to worry about having mantis babies right?

Let's go back to the buffet table to get something to drink.

Kaktus 2013/03/21(Thu)13:21 No. 501561 ID: b3ca75
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>haha you just ate bug jizz
Is this…
yeah…
…are you sure…
yes…
…
…um… maybe you should drink some punch?
…I’m… I’m going to be in the bathroom for a while…

[You now have control over Claire!]

I have to say, you can really dance Dylon.
Well, I’ve had lessons…
What did you think of my dance?
You did step on my claw…
To be fair, you stepped on my too… um, feet that is, not claws.
You stepped on my claws to. Face it, Claire, you aren’t the best of dancers.
Shush you… Hey, were was Thanra going in such a hurry… and why is Blacknagger under the table?
She probably just needed to go to the bathroom… hey, Claire… um… are you ready for that surprise Waran and I was supposed to prepare?
Oh? A surprise? I’m intrigued~
Oh right, got some last minute stuff to do first, see you there.
I am a man… I am a man…

Insert Floor, meet shame. Shame, meet floor_

yeah sure head on over to that surprise if you want but maybe see if blackladder is alright I know the guy has been a bit of an ass in the past but I really don't think anyone wants to see someone else having a mental breakdown right now, I mean this is a party kinda.

Excuse yourself to the bathroom to check on Thanra quick. We got suddenly cut off from her due to an embarrassing incident and it may be good to make sure she isn't taking it too hard.

>>501561
Things seem to be going really well for you and your harem, Claire. Everyone's getting along. I wouldn't worry about Thanra, she ate one of those yellow mantis-jizz balls without knowing what it was and is probably washing her mouth out right now and/or puking.

Thanra and Blackadder are... getting closer, I think. Things will go a bit smoother between them, now. Ask Dylon if he wouldn't go try to help Blackadder off the floor there, though. Things got a bit extra-awkward and he could probably use some reassurance from a friend.

So. What do we do now? Ask how well they got along with Dylon. I don't expect them to invite him along for tonight's stuff, of course, as that's moving way too fast. That can wait for after a formal date with Dylon and the rest.

If we have time to stop by the library for a couple minutes I'm a little concerned about that goo I saw over the bookcase holding the focus crystal/Vessel candidate. It might've been a security system to keep people from taking the gem, or it might've been an interloper about to steal it. Either way, aren't we supposed to use the Vessel somehow to contact Liz?

Kaktus 2013/03/21(Thu)15:37 No. 501585 ID: b3ca75
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>see if blackladder is alright.
Um… should blackadder really be under the table mumbling to himself?
Oh, he’s been talking about his… um… problem again. Don’t worry; I know how to handle it. Go have fun you three. …and take pictures, okay?
In your dreams, tin can.
I’ll meet you in a second, Ren. I’m just going to the ladies room real quick.

>check on Thanra in the bathroom.
Thanra? You okay in there?
must brush harder… must be clean… must brush harder… must be clean…
Oh, you’re just brushing your teeth, eh? Never mind then, sorry I disturbed you.

>Ask how well they got along with Dylon.
Actually, before we get to my room, what do you think of Dylon?
Well, he’s nice, I guess? We’re supposed to meet up later to discuss some ethical dilemmas and stuff… wait, are you asking because you’re going to put him in the… um… harem?
Well, maybe~ If everyone likes him, sure. Though I’m probably going to have a date with him first…

>Surprise
W-well… um… t-this is i-it…
You remembered the liquid chocolate, right?
O-of course… um… e-except it w-was k-kind of h-hard to get a l-lot of it… so… um… let’s j-just go i-inside, alright?
Is that Barry white I’m hearing?

Kaktus 2013/03/21(Thu)15:37 No. 501586 ID: b3ca75
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My darling I, can't get enough of your love babe…

Why, h-hello there~
Oh my~
Well, now I wish I had some bleach…
Dude! You’re ruining it! So… um… so… h-how do we do this? I’ve n-never been with more than one at the time…
D-don’t ask me! You got more experience than me!
How can I have more- I’ve only done it once. Wait… you’re a virgin!?
…um… m-maybe?
Nice start, but you crashed and burned before you even left the airfield…

Insert Belly flop 3000_

Wait so Renault is actually a virgin? So that dream where Thanra was going to sacrifice the three of them and Ren was the only one not to actually say they weren't...How did your subconscious know he was a virgin?

>>501586
First, lock the door.

Second, foreplay is important so you guys should get comfortable (which means Ren needs to take off his armor) and get on the bed, then break the ice with some casual physical affection. A massage, maybe. Kissing, feeling up, that sorta thing. Explore eachothers bodies- Ren will learn some things about Mantids, I expect, and you will learn things about humans. Things will just naturally develop from there, I expect, but don't rush. Everyone should get in the mood.

There are a bunch of ways you can approach a threeway. Since both the dudes in this context are straight, and without much sexual experience amongst those present there isn't a good chance that anal will work out for you, you can either have them take turns with you, or have one working you down below while you service the other orally. You can figure that out for yourself. I don't even know how Mantis anatomy works.

Anyway we're probably going to lose time again, and possibly see this turn into another one of your weird dreams. You can try to turn us off manually to get privacy, too, or pass us off to Thanra, maybe?

So this basically means you get to take charge not bad

Oh uh, and... just in case... ask the book if there's anything you need to worry about as a Lich regarding sex.

Whatever you end up doing, you had better be doing it with that door locked and bolted beyond any hope of entry.

Kaktus 2013/03/22(Fri)02:33 No. 501694 ID: b3ca75
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>you had better be doing it with that door locked and bolted beyond any hope of entry.
Door locked, bolted and blocked. No one is coming in here tonight.
>How did your subconscious know he was a virgin?
…I don’t know… Maybe I just assumed? He was kind of a jerk first time I met him…
>ask the book if there's anything you need to worry about as a Lich regarding sex.
:Antonidas: As you haven’t a disease filled rotting body like most liches the only thing you need to worry about is the implied necrophilia you are about to do. Also, please don’t ask me for any tips about that subject…

>foreplay.
Let’s start with Waran helping me out of my dress while Ren discards his armor. Then we can just explore each other’s bodies for a while… I’m sure we got a lot to learn~

Kaktus 2013/03/22(Fri)02:33 No. 501695 ID: b3ca75
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[Warning! Freaky bug sex ahead! Abandon hope all ye who enter here!]

>Explore!
[Claire learned some human anatomy! Renault learned some Mantis anatomy! Critical chance increased against targets!]

>have one working you down below while you service the other orally.
Renault and Waran uses Spit Roast on Claire! It’s super pleasurable!

Klrrick’clarkclak!
ClreenCLAck!
YAAAY!

Kaktus 2013/03/22(Fri)02:34 No. 501696 ID: b3ca75
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Meanwhile, at the plot…

I don’t know… Maybe I should check up on sis…
She will be fine, she only need some time to clean he- wait, what happen here?
Oh no! Someone spilled a bunch of paint in the corridor!
…I’m pretty sure that’s blood…
Even worse!

[You now have control over Thanros!]

Insert Goddammit, Nappa!_

Ah fuck. TO the library!

>>501696
God. Dammit.

Oh hey Thanros. I suggest entering the library armed and fully alert, because shit has gone down and there is something very important in there probably.

Actually no get some fucking guards!

This is terrible. Dead bodies go in the crypt, books go in the library. We must correct this filing error.

>>501705
lol.

One of you should get help from Dylon and his crew.

Also, I think I recognize the dean's arm there.

Kaktus 2013/03/22(Fri)08:20 No. 501713 ID: b3ca75
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>This is terrible. Dead bodies go in the crypt, books go in the library. We must correct this filing error.
It would be forgivable if it wasn’t for the terrible feng shui they got in here. I mean, that severed arm should be laying in the north eastern directions and the blood… gods, the blood is all the wrong color! I should really have a stern talking to whoever designed this bloodbath!

>get some fucking guards!
>Ah fuck. TO the library!
[The two redshirted guards named Soon and Will die have joined the party.]

Two meat shields? Was that the best you should do?
The third is on her way getting more redshirts.
…We’re right here, you know…

Insert Predator_

Contact! Multiple cloaked undead!

One directly in front of Balros, one on top of the bookshelf 1 meter south and 2 east of Thanros (or two shelves forward, and on the right, from the direction he's facing), and one coming around the corner of the next row of shelves, where the blood trail goes around a corner.

...also the gem is missing, dangit.

You should probably follow the red blood trail first after killing the cloakers. The dean might still be in a state where we can help him, and whatever bled the green stuff seems to injured to get away very quickly.

Ok you've got three screamers in this room with you and all of them right where >>501720 said they would be. So have fun and kill some more undead, I mean you've done it before.

Kaktus 2013/03/22(Fri)11:06 No. 501730 ID: b3ca75
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>Contact! Multiple cloaked undead!
Invisible undeads! Honey, in front of you! Redshirts, take the one coming down the corridor!
Honey?

Thanros use triple shot on Screamer 1 for 45(weak point) damage(Magic nexus)!
Balros Cleaves Screamer 2 for 36(WP) damage(Magic nexus)!
Soon attacks Screamer 3 for 14 damage(Head)!
Will attacks Screamer 3 for 28(WP) damage(Magic nexus)!
Screamer 1-3 have been slain!

How did you know they were there?
I got Claire’s voices in my head for some reason.
Oh, okay… I guess…

>the gem is missing, dangit.
Um… what gem? Actually, why are you even in my head? Is Claire busy?

Kaktus 2013/03/22(Fri)11:06 No. 501731 ID: b3ca75
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>You should probably follow the red blood trail first after killing the cloakers.
Redshirts, follow the green trail. Love muffin and I will follow the red one.
We got names you know…

You are weak, old man. I can’t understand why the master fears you.
…h-heh, y-you really think t-this is the end of m-me?

Insert I’m sure this is just some misunderstanding_

Darn is Dylon Bore wormed, is it another mimic, or has Dylon just been playing us this whole time? Better get in there and make sure the Dean doesn't bite it.

>Um… what gem?
It was on a bookshelf. With a "do not remove or terriblebad things will happen" label. And now it's gone. We kind of suspect that's important.

>Claire busy?
That's one way of putting it. And we tend to go where the action is. And this is seems to be the happening place!

>fight scene
Welp, he's either been playing us as some kind of Xanatos gambit, or he's borewormed, or both.

Aim to maim, please, not kill. We'd like Dylon alive, if possible.

...wait, how did he slice of the dean's arm with a stabbing weapon? That sword shouldn't even have an edge!

I thought that was Folkon but eh whatever see if you two can't sneak attack this guy before he knows you where there.

don't worry, the dean will get better soon

Kaktus 2013/03/22(Fri)11:49 No. 501736 ID: b3ca75
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>don't worry, the dean will get better soon.
Are you sure? He looks kind of half dead already…
>...wait, how did he slice of the dean's arm with a stabbing weapon?
It looks like it was torn off, not sliced. Besides, his blade is only bloody on the tip… probably from when he stabbed the dean through the back.

>Aim to maim, please, not kill. We'd like Dylon alive, if possible.

Thanros attacks Dylon for 16 damage(arm)!

What!? Who the fuck are you!? Never mind, enough of this!

Dylon uses Escape! Dylon is teleported away!

…H-h-heh… escaping as s-soon as it get r-rough, ‘ey?
Are you okay, Dean!?
D-do I look okay?
Um… we followed the green junk but we were too late. The death knights that left that trail was able to teleport away with some kind of gem.
…f-fools…

Insert RUN COWARD!_

Ask the dean wtf just happened here and if that really was Dylon, also help the dean up and see if he turns into a mimic or not. don't think he well but hey it never hurt us in the past to be paranoid

What we need is a buckler shield that blocks teleport.

HE UNLIVES
HE HUNGERS
HE IS DEANISTAR!

>>501736
I don't want to believe that's Dylon. He did say that he had a bunch of brothers, and Folken might look/sound just like him. Also, he didn't recognize you.

We'll have Renault use Detect Undead on him tomorrow to see if that wounded arm is visible.

Also ask the Dean if that gem was the Vessel. It's not, right? Right?

>He looks kind of half dead already…
That's half more than he needs. He'll be fine.

So... how bad is it, Dean? Bad guys gnabbed what is probably the vessel, and half killed you. Now what?

Kaktus 2013/03/22(Fri)12:17 No. 501746 ID: b3ca75
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>see if he turns into a mimic.
He’s as solid as anyone else.

Dean, what happen? Why did they attack you? Was that really Dylon!?
…B-beware… he lives… he… hungers…
What?
…fake… ves…s… book… d-desk… Clai…ir…e…

Dean has been slain!

…he’s gone?

Insert I HUNGER_

Something about a fake vessel I hope that's what the Death Knights ran off with. Check the book on that table I think he wanted Claire to have it.

Well, grab that book on the desk there (is it open to anything important?) and then we need to get to Claire.

>…he’s gone?
Maybe?

don't worry he'll bonce back, now lets look at that desk up there and look at the book on it, in fact take everything off the desk and bring it all to claire and maybe see if you can't get into the dean's room/office and see if there are any books on his personal desk that might be the vessel. Oh and if you're wondering what the vessel is, it's basically something or in some cases someone who has the ability to house unimaginable amounts of magic inside of itself/themselves and in some cases actually re-wright reality as we know it. not that big a deal really.

>>501746
No. The Dean can resurrect. Unless he decided today was a good day to die. Considering how little he fought back apparently (or maybe that "Dylon" was stronger than he looked?) that might've been the case. We'll see.

Grab the book on the desk. And that other thing on the desk, maybe, unless it's completely uninteresting. It kindof looks like a plate.

Kaktus 2013/03/22(Fri)12:50 No. 501755 ID: b3ca75
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>don't worry he'll bounce back.
What!? How!? He got an arm torn off, a hole through his body the size of a fist and his hearth have stopped. He’s dead!
>The Dean can resurrect.
…He can? How?

>Well, grab that book on the desk there.
“How to read Necronica, the language of the Dead. For dummies.”
There is a note here with Claire written on it and… a bunch of gibberish I don’t understand.
>And that other thing on the desk, maybe, unless it's completely uninteresting. It kind of looks like a plate.
…It’s a pillow…

I’m going over to Claire for a moment…
I’ll stay here until help arrive.
Don’t worry, they will bring the best healers they got when they get here.

--------------

>then we need to get to Claire.
Let’s get this to Claire, th-

OH YES, RENAULT! RIGHT TH- MFFF!

…maybe this can wait to tomorrow?
You there… Thanros, right!? Are you okay? I heard of the attack.
I told you, sir, the library is on the second floor… not the first… you wanted to sneak by Claire’s room, didn’t you?
Shush, you…

Insert Now he’s here to fuck us_

The picture of the Dean is now blank. Good thing too I never liked it, so creepy the way it seemed to look at you. Make some distracting small talk with Dylon to give Claire some time to finish up they probably won't be much longer.

...hey Dylon, how many of your siblings wear the exact same style armor as you, wield the same style sword, enjoy torturing old mean and praising the master, run like cowards and have access to teleportation?

Also, do a mimic check and examine his arm for arrow damage.

>He’s dead!
He was already dead.

The big question is if the kindly ancient lich you have a dean is going to reform sane or not.

>>501755
Uh, yeah, let's wait until tomorrow to hand that over. She's gonna be busy for a while. I thought we timeskipped until after she was done but I guess not!

Go over and ask to see Dylon's arm. The one the other Dylon got shot in. If it's uninjured then I guess there are two folks that look like Dylon, and we'll have to set up a passcode.

>>501758
Can we not reveal the Dean's true nature to him, please? He doesn't need to know.

Yeah after we make sure it isn't Dylon that attacked the dean just tell him that someone who wore the same armor as him was just found killing the dean of the school in the library who you then shot in the arm and now we are at the moment right before the shit hits the fan, also I'm glad to see that Blackladder has come back to the land of the sane.

Kaktus 2013/03/22(Fri)13:47 No. 501775 ID: b3ca75
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>give Claire some time to finish up they probably won't be much longer.
mmm… you really made me feel alive again… wanna go a second round? …heh, thought so… mmm… let Waran be below this time…

…Well, she needs a lot more time… let’s postpone this to tomorrow…
Why are you listening at the door? Is something happening in there?
Oh, Waran! Give me your eggs!
…let’s go somewhere a bit more… private, shall we?
…agreed.

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>do a mimic check and examine his arm for arrow damage.
Nope, nothing.

What are you doing?
Checking you out.
Well, aren’t you a bit forward, heh? But you’ll have to talk to Claire to see if it’s okay for us to… mmm… we are kind of dating, after all~
W-what!? No! I was checking for damage! We were attacked by someone who looked like you, used the same weapon and ran away like a coward.
Ah, Folken, eh? We better start using a pass phrase then, right? Learn, adapt, evolve should still work.
…um… sure? …how do you know it was Folken just like that?
He always was a coward, that one.

Insert Angst angst angst_

going to tell him that his bother also just killed the Dean or you just going to let him figure that one out for himself?

Anyways ask him about his bother, it would be nice to know what to expect when we have to fight this guy.

>>501775
Well, they're going to find out that they have a fake vessel pretty quick. I think we should post a lot more guards at the library.

Kaktus 2013/03/22(Fri)15:07 No. 501795 ID: b3ca75
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Oh yeah… your brother kind of offed the dean…
I wouldn’t call him brother anymore. My real brother is probably already dead and they are using his dead husk as a puppet to do their bidding.
Well, tell me about him. We need to know more if we are going to fighting him again soon.
He’s… pragmatic, brutal and merciless. He was trained to crush our enemies while I was trained to be more… diplomatic. I do not know how much of him have changed, but I’ll trust he’s still a coward. If he doesn’t have any minions to throw at his enemies he will run.
…right… hey, maybe we should set up some guards in the liberty… maybe he’ll come back?
Good idea, I’ll talk to the guild and put my own best men on the job, do not worry. Now, it’s the middle of the night, I’d suggest that you’ll get a good night sleep.
…yeah, you’re right… Goodnight, Dylon.
Goodnight…

Kaktus 2013/03/22(Fri)15:09 No. 501799 ID: b3ca75
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Meanwhile in the hall of… um… marvel, baby?

I, Magneto, Master of magnetism have finally completed the construction of the ultimate weapon.

Kaktus 2013/03/22(Fri)15:10 No. 501800 ID: b3ca75
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The Curly mustache! Now, what will I, Mag-fucking-neto, Master of magnetism use this amazing weapon of mass destruction for?

Insert Welcome to die!_

Rub it in Xavior's un-facial-hair-protected Face!

Not literally.

You must close the mortgage on Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters and tie Jean Grey to a train track to finally do away with the X-Men.

use it for Scoops. Scoops Haagen-daz

Just use your powers to rip the iron out of the blood of all your opponents. Or hell, to rip all the charged ions in them out. No more of this throwing metal around crap. By all rights, you should be able to slat any opponent you want as soon as you become aware of them.

show the younger generation what true style is all about and forever erase all girly men like those in twilight from the the face of this world.

Everything

Kaktus 2013/03/22(Fri)16:32 No. 501821 ID: b3ca75
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>use it for Scoops. Scoops Haagen-daz.
Hmm… the ice cream keep getting stuck in my curly mustache… there must have been a design error somewhere…
>No more of this throwing metal around crap.
B-but I like throwing things… It’s my favorite hobby besides chess.
>show the younger generation what true style is all about and forever erase all girly men like those in twilight from the face of this world.
Not even a mustache of this magnitude has a chance against the hordes of Yaoi Fangirls out there. They are legion. They are the swarm!

>Rub it in Xavior's un-facial-hair-protected Face!
Hey, Xavier~ look what I got…
A mustache? What diabolical plan have you plotted now? And why do you never call?
Um… well… the mustache… you see…
You forgot about me because of a mustache!?
I was going to come over to fight you… and buy flowers…
You don’t love me like you used to do! I even dressed up as Picard for you!

Insert Foe Yay_

Why would dressing up as Picard impress you? He knows you prefer Kirk. It isn't your guys' anniversary or something is it?

I don't call because you have your damn number set up through the school's number so I have to go through 4 hours of 'if you would like to talk to your student press 1' and 'please keep holding, your call is important to us' well it plays crappy elevator music. I know you're a telepath but for gods sake get a cell phone.

>I even dressed up as Picard for you!
Okay, seriously? That's true love right there. You apologize to that beautiful bald man and make everything better.

Kaktus 2013/03/22(Fri)17:49 No. 501849 ID: b3ca75
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I’m… I’m sorry, I’ve tried to call but I always get stuck in the schools answering machine. I know you are a telepath but please, get a cellphone so people can reach you.
…You’re right… I’m sorry… I overreacted. I should really got one of those new iPhones the kids are talking about…
I should help you pick one out…
…thank you… Max. I love you…
I love you to Charles… but you know I prefer Kirk over Picard.
WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
Um… I like Kirk more?
How… how dare you? …This relationship is over. I never want to see you again, Magneto. Goodbye.
But- I-
Leave!
…I’m not going to just let you end it like this… I’ll win you back, you’ll see. YOU’LL SEE!

Dammit… how do I win him back? How do I use my curly mustache to win back my true love?

Insert Go team Spock_

Okay, I'm not exactly sure how this became Doki Doki Patrick Stewart-san~ Quest, but I am seriously loving every minute of this.
>How do I use my curly mustache to win back my true love?
Use it to get a role in one of his theater productions. It was his first love, and through it you shall win him back. There's totally an awesome Shakespearean role that's suited to your awesome mustache, right? They'll have to cast you!

Mold a giant metal statue of him and use it to destroy New York.

>>501855
Shit like this happens at the end of every thread. It normally ends in failing to summon the biggest fish.

Only the biggest fish can win Xavier back. And only curly mustaches can act as the proper fishing line to summon the biggest fish. Do so.

The Biggest Fish wouldn't be enough.
You must summon a bigger fish.

with your mustache of awesome start the best barbershop quartet the world has ever known.

>>501861
It's not the traditional thread-end zaniness that caught me off guard, it's the fact we somehow ended up going visual novel (on Patrick Stewart!) this time rather than going on a crazed murder spree.

You have a mustache, unlock it's full powers and win him back with its magnificence!

Kaktus 2013/03/23(Sat)04:16 No. 501901 ID: b3ca75
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>Use it to get a role in one of his theater productions.
To be or not to be… that is the question.
Yo, mon, follow the script!
err… do I ha-
:DudePIX: ya, mon.
*Cough* Hey, yo, dawg! I was think’n about whether I should off myself.
Who dares bring bad hamlet into my lair!? You must die!

Xavier mind flays racist stereotype for 1 million damage(Mehehe)!
Producer has been slain!

Max! I thought you we’re better than this!
Um… well… This was only to get you attention! Now that I have it, watch me destroy New York with this giant metal statue of Picard!
…you did the same thing last year…
I did? I mean, I’m going to start the best barbershop quartet in the world for you!
You can’t sing, Max…
Dammit!

>You have a mustache, unlock it's full powers and win him back with its magnificence!
There’s only one thing left to do…

>Summon the biggest mustache!
Yeeeessssss…

Kaktus 2013/03/23(Sat)04:17 No. 501902 ID: b3ca75
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Warning, mustache mass exceeds that of normal values! ERROR! The Universe has committed an illegal action and will shut down! All your unsaved date will be lost! Have a nice day.

I love you, Xavier! I love you like I love my dreidel! …because I’m Jewi-

BOOM!

Kaktus 2013/03/23(Sat)04:17 No. 501903 ID: b3ca75
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Game over

A x-men parody and not even a mention of wolverine? What is this shit!?

>not even a mention of wolverine?
These's some slashes in the game over screen. That's close enough.

Not put on your Risa shorts, and kiss and make up already!