>>453965
Talky one is Estonian.

Any reasons not to put out?

I for one hate his attitude.

Insult his religion.

>>453965

Initiate self-destruct.

I'm of the opinion that everything should be divided among everyone.

> not fetish porn
> perfectly normal porn
Hey! What's wrong with having some fetishes? I resent that!

You take charge right now young lady! Think of the pride of your squadron. Sex him up so hard he cant walk straight for a week.

"you mean YOU haven't put out.also it's pretty cramped in here"

>>454010
Dis.

the guy looks quite young, which makes the fact he ran alone into a alerted, heavily armed Rape cave, emerging unharmed having rescued two hostages even more impressive.
having someone like that onside would be very useful, however even if you want to sleep with him he is in dire need of foreplay lessons...
Showing of porn and random gropege dose not set the mood..

Clarisse de la Yxessértsnies 2012/09/13(Thu)13:45 No. 454299 ID: 4183c9
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"Mh hf pf!"

>You take charge right now young lady!
>Sex him up so hard
Actually, how exactly should one do this?

[Insert Suggestion]

>>454299
Be On Top.
Ride him until all that's left is a crater.

>>454299
You broke his arm! Or it was broken. Either way, give him a hand job and call it a day.

he dies of crush pelvis.

He's already erect so the process is fairly simple. Remove clothing articles, insert. Grinding with clothing articles intact is also acceptable however as it certainly will not remove his erection, and may activate the other guy in the room for double your pleasure, double your fun.

Just think of him like that airplane you ...smashed into pieces no never mind.

Snoo Snoo

>>454299
just suffocate him with your breasts, oxygen starvation will convince him he's having a good time.

>>454299
make sure not to suffocate him

ride him like a mechanical bull

Is this still in the same tent? Can you hang up a divider for privacy or something unless the other two want to join in?

Teach Rashid how to please a beautiful woman as you make him submit to your whims. Whisper in his ear telling him he is your toy and unleash your inner seductress. Make sure you let him know what to do and praise when appropriate. Bang his brains out.

Before doing anything, make him put a condom on, 'cause you are damn well not going to risk getting pregnant by this horny twit. And if there are no condoms, well, there's more than one way to satisfy the guy.

Clarisse de la Yxessértsnies 2012/09/15(Sat)16:43 No. 455008 ID: 4183c9
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>"ワウ、私たちはベッドの上でどうするつもりですか？"

>"私の腰は自分自身で動いている！"

>Before doing anything, make him put a condom on
Oops.

>"そんなことをしたら、私は妊娠してやる！"

>"ああくそ、今私は結婚できない！私は今、ビンゴクラブですりガラスの吸殻の販売を開始する必要があります。"

[Insert Suggestion]

Reveal to us your secret for vanishing clothing. Alternatively give us a look at his face, that we can gauge his imminent demise of head asplodey.

>>455008

Guess you could always hope for coitus interruptus.

These guys seem like nerds. With the promise of potentially more sex in the future you could have them do all manner of tasks for you. Like get you out of this hellhole for instance.

In either case, enjoy yourself. You might be dead tomorrow.

>>455008

Change it up. Let him ride you.

When done cuddle up for some sleep with your gun close by. Ask if Rashid liked it.

>>455008
Might as well try and enjoy it. Bonus points if you leave an ass-shaped bruise on his pelvis.

You had a stressful couple of days. Blow off some steam and have fun. Make him work at pleasing you.

>>455678
Dis.

>>455008
Do go the full mile with the boy.

It would be un-ladylike and unbecoming of one's place to not service entirely this man/boy who one has struck a fair deal with.

Clarisse de la Yxessértsnies 2012/09/22(Sat)12:20 No. 456826 ID: 4183c9
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>Let him ride you.
OK.

>"私は非常に多くのおいしいコックでレイプされています！"

>enjoy
OK.

>It would be un-ladylike and unbecoming of one's place to not FUCK TILL YOU DROP
OK.

>"あなたはすぐに停止しない場合、私はあまりにも多くのオーガズムから死んでやる！"

>more sex
Yes.

[Insert Suggestion]

>>456826
weren't there other people in the tent

Niiiiice.

>>456826

Quite an energetic young man.

rolled 7 = 7

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>>456826
Roll to resist debilitating dignity loss.

rolled 6 = 6

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>>456826
Rolling to see if your anus survived this furious pounding.

>inb4critfail

>>457245
>>457322
Stop.
Rolling.

rolled 9 = 9

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>>457334
Roll to see if we stop rolling.

Biiiiiiig Finish.

>>456826
This might be a good time to actually ask how old he is.

>>457773

Shhh, no time for tears, only dreams now.

rolled 9 = 9

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Rolling for tears.

rolled 9 = 9

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Rolling for dreams.

>>457370 >>458116 >>458121
This is getting ridiculous.

rolled 16 = 16

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Rolling for anal circumference

rolled 7 = 7

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Rolling for orgasm intensity

Suggestion 2012/09/26(Wed)06:51 No. 458144 ID: 32f0e3
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Stop that, this is becoming far too silly, far too silly indeed.

Clarisse de la Yxessértsnies 2012/09/26(Wed)10:57 No. 458174 ID: 4183c9
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>Roll
He came inside.

[Insert Suggestion]

rolled 16, 16 = 32

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>>458174
If you say so.
What are you rolling for? Pregnancy?

Shoulda taken it in the ass

Nothing an after-morning pill can't fix.

>>458184
I'm not sure whether to be pleased or horrified at this roll.

>What are you rolling for? Pregnancy?
Well that, and disease. We don't know where he's been.

Actually, we do know where he's been. The rape cave. Doesn't exactly help.

>>458184

ULTIMATE PREGNANCY

Whoa, who says that means he's done?

>>458395
Who says we're done?

Suggestion 2012/10/05(Fri)05:27 No. 460469 ID: 692e3d
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Congrats!

>>460469
This quest hasn't earned that award. As well, that's not even hard to get, because Pink Dragon was pretty great.

Suggestion 2012/10/06(Sat)12:30 No. 460738 ID: 26a7c1
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>>460469
>read an SDF quest
>don't expect some sex

Clarisse de la Yxessértsnies 2012/12/08(Sat)14:43 No. 477300 ID: 4183c9
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>Who says we're done?
"EVERYONE!"

Clarisse de la Yxessértsnies 2012/12/08(Sat)14:45 No. 477301 ID: 4183c9
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And because one doesn't disagree with Gary Oldman, it is morning and a sandstorm is over.

"Hey, listen, what if, what if you don't leave, but you stay here and marry me? No, wait, don't go, listen, it'll be great, you put out, and I provide you with more Belgian sea shells than you ever thought possible. Sounds great, right? Please don't go."

[Insert Suggestion]

>>460469
What's the matter, this quest got too real for you?

>>477301
Offer him a position as your bitch.

>>477301
Hard to tell if he is helping or hindering the act of getting dressed.

Check on prince. If you can lead him home, maybe his extra-grateful and wealthy parents will help You get home. Or a new plane. Or your old plane, after those crazy desert-dwellers traded and modified it a dozen times, each turning it into something less useful than before.

>>477363
That. Also, Rashid seems pretty handy with an AK47. Use your feminine wiles to get him to come with.

You didn't spend years training to be the best pilot of wherever just to give it up to be a brat's wife.

Clearly, he must join you on your adventure.

Thank him for the offer, but say you're quite determined to return to your service as a pilot. I mean you're decorated and pretty famous. Why doesn't HE come with you back to your motherland. Then you could either keep him as a minion or hook him up with some other girl that would appreciate a mysterious dark-skinned boy who is good with guns, outdoor survival and animals. Explain that you're a mean bitch anyway and you'd utterly destroy him out of frustration within a month if you had to stay here.

Also ask him where the damn belgian seashells were last night?! He's got the order completely wrong here.

Clarisse de la Yxessértsnies 2012/12/09(Sun)12:43 No. 477489 ID: 4183c9
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>Offer him a position as your bitch.
>he must join you
"D-do I get to have sex with you? All day every day?"

[Insert Suggestion]

Sex will be had and it will involve him.

Now kissth

Maybe, if you feel like it. The pants in this relationship will be worn by you now.

>>477497
And only you. We only have the one pair, after all.

Ask for a leash and collar for him afterwards. If he protests, show off your assets and ask him if he wants to have sex with you or not.

Once it's on, tell him to get you a strap-on/feeldoe(s). If he protests, jerk him around a bit.

>>477513
Best plan.

implement a reward system.

Clarisse de la Yxessértsnies 2012/12/10(Mon)18:24 No. 477740 ID: 4183c9
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So now one has an AK-47 with a dick, on a reward system. One could do worse, as far as crashlandings in the middle of a desert go. Hopefully he will calm down after a while - he has been a little overexcited all the way to a Foreign Legion fort and it is getting a bit old.

A last thing to do before being in a homestretch is to do something about this girl. A Foreign Legion fort conveniently has a supposedly important job for her, if one would choose to leave her here.
All a prince had to say about it was "rohkesti rind" whatever that means, Rashid is currently unusable, and a girl herself is not saying anything, so one has to make a call.

[Insert Suggestion]

>>477740
He seems to want to see boobs. Kiss a girl and expose both of yourselves. Molest her while you're at it.

Or just tweak his nipple and proceed to the fort.

>>477740
She doesn't seem very useful. And she never speaks.

Therefor, she is probably the most important or useless character in the story and you definitely should bring her along.

No reward yet? Guess it's kind of hard to cash it in here. Either way make sure you give the prince a card with your name and address on it and see if you can get him to write one for you. Ruffle his hair, shake his hand and give him a hug before you split up.

Inspect the girl closer before you make a decision. She's strangely passive. Is she deaf, blind, mute, bored or a tiny camel dressed up as a woman?

If she's Muslim then she's out of her social element here: She's not supposed to reveal her body (or possibly even her face) to anybody but close family and other women. Perhaps she would talk to you if there were no men around.
If she doesn't speak any languages that you speak you'll just have to come up with more creative ways of communicating with a rather attractive and well-endowed woman.

Kill her.

>>477740
>So now one has an AK-47 with a dick, on a reward system.
This is how religions start.

Clarisse de la Yxessértsnies 2012/12/12(Wed)16:57 No. 478253 ID: 4183c9
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>Molest her to communicate.
Nope, no reaction whatsoever.

Sergent-chef of Legion offered lots valuables for a negro girl. He seems very eager to keep her at a fort.
One is very eager to leave for home already, so one should decide quickly what to do with an unresponsive negro girl.

[Insert Suggestion]

>>478253
...Huh. Is she a robot? I think she's a robot.

Go further and see if she responds at all. Seriously, at all.

If she does, sell her. If not, keep her, sexbots are convenient. She will be the reward system.

>>478253
sell her

It might be one of those advanced sex-dolls. Sell it in exchange for a new aeroplane.

I say keep her.

What? Valuables you say? Go for it then. They seem legit. You already have to manage Rashid and she is a mystery you just don't really need to delve further into.

lets... not begin slave trading, especially with young possibly catatonic women rescued from rape caves...

>>478253
I don't like her. I say sell her.

If you do sell her, make sure to do so only after bedding her. Gotta make sure you don't sell defective merchandise. You probably don't want these guys pissed at you.

>>478253

She's a robot.

Seriously, make sure she's not a robot. Robots are kind of a big deal.

Clarisse de la Yxessértsnies 2013/01/14(Mon)14:33 No. 485237 ID: 4183c9
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Robot or not, a negro girl fetches a nice price. One is sure she'll be happy doing whatever it is she'll be doing at a fort.
It is an easy trip to an airport for a plane to Suurrindland.

Clarisse de la Yxessértsnies 2013/01/14(Mon)14:34 No. 485238 ID: 4183c9
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And then one is even more decorated.

>>485238

Who gave that baby a rifle?!

An End Clarisse de la Yxessértsnies 2013/01/14(Mon)14:38 No. 485240 ID: 4183c9
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But one is a pilot and cannot stay grounded for long.

And that is a different adventure.

[Buy the DLC]

>>485239
The royal armorer obviously, duh.

Congratulations on your victory.

man, I like that royal family.

Well done!