Cameos, cameos everywhere

吃鬼!DReamEr2eU 2014/12/14(Sun)12:11 No. 611662 ID: 55c4cf
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Lawyer Dog breaks inside the front Entrance of TGChan TV Tower!

The lobby is filled with Orion and Lagotrope characters, however! How will he ever make it through?!

Use your barks!

Distract the Orion characters by suggesting they have lewd secks with each other, as they will do so at the drop of a hat.

Depress the Lago characters to the point they can't fight by reminding them of how how much their update schedule has slowed.

>>611668
So much this.

oh good. that means we found the porn channel ?

Get a second player in here to help out, these situations are always so much easier with a partner, that way you don't get sent back to the last checkpoint if you lose too much health. I'd recommend Vidya Goat.

Pants them.

Whip out your saxophone and seduce all of them at once with your smooth dulcet tones

That is too many characters to deal with, lame it out and get them off screen and progress.

>>611662
Be right

Insert the konami code to cheat!

*Player two joins*

吃鬼!DReamEr2eU 2014/12/15(Mon)14:09 No. 612087 ID: 55c4cf
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Something about a Player 2? Selecting? Lawyer Dog does not know about that nonsense, he is a dog.

Lawyer Dog lets out a BARK!

With the mysterious PRESS START changing into SELECTING the field of enemies are all knocked down into a puff of convenient smoke so none of them need to be drawn. Panties flutter into the air.

Lawyer Dog doesn't know what that's about, he goes into the Elevator.

>>612087
Press the highest button. Then sniff all the things in the elevator while you wait.

Equip panties as headgear for maximum defense. Then proceed to elevator, top floor! To face the final boss!

go to floor -1. its like world -1, not like that silly world (castle)-1

Press the BOSS button on the elevator.
Try not to think about cute boys.
Maybe put on a pair of panties on the way.

Summon the "Quantum Stegosaurus"!

吃鬼!DReamEr2eU 2014/12/16(Tue)14:59 No. 612465 ID: 55c4cf
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GASP!

Lawyer Dog makes it to the top floor where the CEO of TTV awaits him.

"I have been expecting you Lawyer Dog. Surprised to see me? Well you shouldn't be. After you humiliated me in our fated court battle so long ago, my career was finished. So I found a place where I could be Wrong and Terrible all the time and still succeed: TGchan. You are here to correct the 'mistake', I assume. You will not leave here with the trophy. I have won THIS time, Lawyer Dog!"

"HOLD IT!" cries a familiar voice, could it finally be PLAYER 2?!

>>612465
Wait a goddamn minute is Player 2 Prosecutor Cat

Clearly it's Fancy Fox, fashionably late as ever!

Obviously it's Arby's Sandwich! Such a consummate athlete would never stand for such a desecration of the games!

Player 2 must be Apples. I mean, who else can match Lawyerdog's enthusiasm?

>>612465
bark at player 2
bark at vGhost
bark at arby's

Bury him with his money.

Arby's Sandwich to the rescue!

If it's not Arby's Sandwich I'm rioting.

吃鬼!DReamEr2eU 2014/12/17(Wed)23:56 No. 612844 ID: 55c4cf
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Player 2 Joins The Game.

Oh no! vGhost has taken Lawyer Dog's chauffeur, Lobster Dog, hostage..

..and he has GUN!

Bark as loud as you can, defeat the evil!

Let him shoot the hostage, take him out.

quick, draw your own gun on the smart board !

Silly, everyone knows guns don't work on ghosts!

Lobsterdog: Bite 'em.

>>612844
Tell him to take it easy, nobody needs to get shot here. What does he want? Just let the lobster go, man.

Lawyerdog should yell objection so hard to dazzle him and get the hostage back

Flip the desk.

吃鬼!DReamEr2eU 2014/12/19(Fri)22:31 No. 613363 ID: 55c4cf
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fGhost rushes forward and starts to wrestle the GUN in vGhost's hand!

Lawyer Dog BARKS a few times and tackles Lobster Dog away from vGhost to safety.

Alright lawyerdog get in there and bite his arm while fghost is keeping him busy!

run circles around them !

BITE HIM
BITE HIM RIGHT IN HIS G H O S T B A L L S

Convince everyone that all this violence is tearing us apart, and won't solve anything, then bite vGhost.

Keep tackling everyone in the room until they stop fighting.

Defenestration.

吃鬼!DReamEr2eU 2014/12/20(Sat)11:25 No. 613507 ID: 55c4cf
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fGhost and vGhost's intense struggle results with both the crooked CEO and his GUN crashing out the window.

"Fuck you..." cries vGhost as he hurtles down never to be seen again.

Lawyer Dog consoles Lobster Dog.

I guess there's not much more of Lawyer Dog's Olympic Based Challenge to be told.
Thank you Lawyer Dog, you saved the once again with the help of the Always Winners and everyone's pal, fGhost.

Good job, Lawyer Dog. You were right for once.

Don't forget to push whatever button in the evil boss's office that gets the network to fix their mistake, and take the trophy away from the cat and give it to you.

Take over the network: Become the new CEO.

Change all quests to a feed of Arby's sandwich giving a rousing anti-tgchan speech.

吃鬼!DReamEr2eU 2014/12/21(Sun)00:38 No. 613699 ID: 55c4cf
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Everyone is back in their rightful place.
Good End Achieved!

Thank you for playing.

Good end. 10/10 would bark again