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426929 No. 426929 ID: 55c4cf

[ For Quest Discussion please come to #lilac on irc.rizon.net ] 
 
Previous thread: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/286233.html
Discussion: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/27823.html
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No. 578922 ID: 6e85c8

use sick vidya skills to combine dodging and attacking with the jump kick from >>578912
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No. 578924 ID: 410c24

>>578912
Yeah, goats are good climbers. Force the fight into higher ground to win. Use that ramp.

Stay the hell away from the pool though, unless you want to lose.
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No. 579041 ID: f31369

climb and use your powerful aerial rag doll technique
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No. 580358 ID: 55c4cf
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580358

"It looks like the two are backing up and going in for a powerful blow. Stream Shark goes for a powerful bite! Vidya Goat uses the spirit of Battle Toads and bucks as hard as she can. The two's strikes collide. Vidya Goat's attack is so strong it negates Stream Shark's out--OH MY STARS."
[ Excited Announcer Yelling ]
"Vidya Goat has knocked Stream Shark out, what an upset! Stream Shark gets Third Place. This removes Whine Tasters from being able to win the Silly Animal Olympics. Vidya Goat faces Dick Duck in round two."
"No one here saw this coming, Stream Shark was heavily favored to win... We'll have a moment to recover during a word from our sponsors..."

What strategies should Vidya Goat explore for the Final Fight?
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No. 580362 ID: 9043e8

>>580358
Metro City is a rough place. Make sure you channel your inner Haggar on this one, Vidya Goat.
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No. 580368 ID: 189a54

>>580358
You just beat a freaking shark, this guy will be nothing! Taunt him into striking first, then counter the crap out of his beak-ass face with your hooves!
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No. 580369 ID: 6e85c8

kick dick duck in his duck dick
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No. 580386 ID: 37aa84

>>580369
Yes, kick him in his incredibly long dick.
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No. 580541 ID: 50338d

Kick out Stream Shark's teeth, and claim them for yourself (Don't worry, shark teeth grow back). Then equip the shark teeth as an improvised weapon (shark tooth studded collar? Closed in the battle toads box so it now has sharp edges?).
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No. 580546 ID: dc9b7e

its time to dick duck in his duck dick.

not dick penetration unless youre into that then go ahead
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No. 580692 ID: 052639

Go to the not-River City Ransom shops and eat all the food for the final battle.
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No. 580789 ID: 55c4cf
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580789

~And now, the Good Word from our sponsors~
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No. 581344 ID: 55c4cf
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581344

"Round 2 has started. One of them will get the Gold, and the Other is taking home the Silver. It seems that Vidya Goat has went straight in to kick Dick Duck in his Duck Dick."
Vidya Goat's reward for the aggressive slide kick is being bitten in the face. The Goat has somehow refused to let go of the video game. Their commitment is certainly admirable! The next move will very likely decide this immediately!"
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No. 581345 ID: 2fd516

Taking advantage of being bitten, jump up and do a SPINNING PILEDRIVER.
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No. 581358 ID: dc9b7e

it's time for Dick Duck Discus. spin 2 win !
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No. 581359 ID: a6dc3e

Grapple him with your strong goat legs and SUPLEX HIM
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No. 581360 ID: e1609c

>>581344
distract dick duck with a goat-knee to his grapes followed by >>581359
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No. 581481 ID: 50338d

Arm the battletoad's self-destruct, and then shove it down the duck's face.

He wants it so bad? Take it. Take it all the way. You can't handle it.
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No. 582156 ID: 55c4cf
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582156

The Announcers gasp and then go,
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH..."

Vidya Goat has been K.O.'d.
Two Hassle takes first for the final event.
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No. 582159 ID: a6dc3e

Nooooo...

Time to be salty
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No. 582169 ID: 052639

Well, we prevented Whine Tasters from getting the Gold. That's the only victory that Two Hassle acquired. Always Winners have Won.
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No. 582172 ID: dc9b7e

rip dont get ducked too hard or not hard enough
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No. 582196 ID: 50338d

Objection! Inappropriate touching! Dick duck has his bill in our butt! That duck is inappropriate touching a kid.

Lawyerdog, get in there and get the duck disqualified or penalized or thrown in pedo-jail for this stunt.
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No. 582198 ID: 41dddb

>>582196
MAXIMUM TRICKSY, WE MUST NOT LOSE
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No. 582363 ID: 55c4cf
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582363

The Award Ceremony for the Silly Animal Olympics has begun. The results have come in from the Head of the Olympic Committee. All Medals have been tallied up and Two Hassle has been awarded Grand Champion! Thanks for tuning in.
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No. 582364 ID: 6e85c8

>two hassle has 1 gold, 1 silver, and 3 that were either disqualified or participation
>Always Winners have 2 gold and 3 silver

SHENANIGANS ARE CLEARLY IN PLAY.

Lawyerdog: BE RIGHT FOR ONCE!
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No. 582365 ID: dc4b80

Prosecutor cat must have bribed the judges! Quick file a grievance with the Olympic committee. Also bite the crap out of him.
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No. 582367 ID: f31369

The indignity! The collusion! Get mad, get furious. Throw out accusations, start litigation against the comittee. Don't stand for it, go nuts. Go punch Dick Duck in his Duck Dick.
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No. 582369 ID: 2fd516

OBJECTION!
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No. 582414 ID: 1d2a43

Call shenanigans!
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No. 582416 ID: 052639

Petition the Head of the Olympic Committee.
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No. 596656 ID: 55c4cf
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596656

"Objection," Lawyer Dog starts to exclaim--

The Silly Animal Olympics are brought to you by our sponsors, like refreshing Ketza Cola™.

Do you need to get back on the pile?
Well don't just bow out, crack open a Ketza Cola™ and get right back in there.

Next up on TTV: 2 straight weeks of Unnatural Selection Reruns
Buckle Up!
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No. 596679 ID: 2fd516

>>596656
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
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No. 596728 ID: 61771b

>>596656
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Give Trophy ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
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No. 596731 ID: d90668

Aww man two weeks of reruns?
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No. 596749 ID: 8b533b

>>596731
No no, glass half full thoughts here. It's not two weeks of reruns, it's a two week marathon.
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No. 596774 ID: 808d25

Man fuck this where's the porn channel!
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No. 597228 ID: 55c4cf
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597228

Last time on Unnatural Selection...

Alison's long awaited marriage with Recluse was about to be finalized, but wait who is this objecting? It's...

Lawyer Dog!!!!

It appears the team captain will not let this episode continue. He earned his victory. It's time to get to the bottom of this!
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No. 597230 ID: 8b533b

>Alison
>Wedding
Of course there's an objection. She can't have any ending but a harem ending at this point. Too much hugging around with all of the everybody.
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No. 597232 ID: 436cdc

HELLS YEAH
==> Lawyerdog:
BE RIGHT FOR ONCE!

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No. 597237 ID: 052639

Interrogate Prosecutor Cat!
He is probably in on the debacle.
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No. 597240 ID: 915fb7

Object that not only Prosecutor Cat cheated, only you can marry Alison! It's in your fanfiction!
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No. 597263 ID: 4f004c

>>597228
Radmin's grin there. Must be nice to see Iso standing up for a change.
Then there's Duelist, looks like he was about to object, himself.
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No. 597372 ID: 55c4cf
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597372

Lawyer Dog has used his expert detective skills to determine that the head of the Olympic Committee is also the head of TTV.

He has arrived at the headquarters.
It's time.
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No. 597374 ID: dc9b7e

find the porn channel
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No. 597375 ID: 915fb7

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ RIOT! ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
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No. 597376 ID: d90668

While you are headed up to the executive offices make sure to stop by all your favorite shows and get there autographs.

Or just find out what the secret season premiers are going to be so you have blackmail material for later.
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No. 597377 ID: 8b533b

Bust in right through the front door.

Level 1, Fight!
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No. 597380 ID: 2fd516

Calmly walk in and present them with legal papers announcing your pending lawsuit.
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No. 597480 ID: f31369

Law riot
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No. 597481 ID: 37aa84

Cameos, cameos everywhere
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No. 611662 ID: 55c4cf
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611662

Lawyer Dog breaks inside the front Entrance of TGChan TV Tower!

The lobby is filled with Orion and Lagotrope characters, however! How will he ever make it through?!
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No. 611663 ID: 687279

Use your barks!
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No. 611668 ID: c9f2af

Distract the Orion characters by suggesting they have lewd secks with each other, as they will do so at the drop of a hat.

Depress the Lago characters to the point they can't fight by reminding them of how how much their update schedule has slowed.
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No. 611669 ID: 534cc4

>>611668
So much this.
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No. 611721 ID: dc9b7e

oh good. that means we found the porn channel ?
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No. 611733 ID: e4e292

Get a second player in here to help out, these situations are always so much easier with a partner, that way you don't get sent back to the last checkpoint if you lose too much health. I'd recommend Vidya Goat.
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No. 611737 ID: 76e97b

Pants them.
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No. 611747 ID: 7df277

Whip out your saxophone and seduce all of them at once with your smooth dulcet tones
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No. 611772 ID: 052639

That is too many characters to deal with, lame it out and get them off screen and progress.
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No. 611796 ID: b6981d

>>611662
Be right
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No. 611962 ID: efa783

Insert the konami code to cheat!
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No. 611966 ID: 534cc4

*Player two joins*
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No. 612087 ID: 55c4cf
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612087

Something about a Player 2? Selecting? Lawyer Dog does not know about that nonsense, he is a dog.

Lawyer Dog lets out a BARK!

With the mysterious PRESS START changing into SELECTING the field of enemies are all knocked down into a puff of convenient smoke so none of them need to be drawn. Panties flutter into the air.

Lawyer Dog doesn't know what that's about, he goes into the Elevator.
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No. 612088 ID: 687279

>>612087
Press the highest button. Then sniff all the things in the elevator while you wait.
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No. 612089 ID: efa783

Equip panties as headgear for maximum defense. Then proceed to elevator, top floor! To face the final boss!
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No. 612090 ID: dc9b7e

go to floor -1. its like world -1, not like that silly world (castle)-1
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No. 612093 ID: 052639

Press the BOSS button on the elevator.
Try not to think about cute boys.
Maybe put on a pair of panties on the way.
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No. 612120 ID: db83ac

Summon the "Quantum Stegosaurus"!
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No. 612465 ID: 55c4cf
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612465

GASP!

Lawyer Dog makes it to the top floor where the CEO of TTV awaits him.

"I have been expecting you Lawyer Dog. Surprised to see me? Well you shouldn't be. After you humiliated me in our fated court battle so long ago, my career was finished. So I found a place where I could be Wrong and Terrible all the time and still succeed: TGchan. You are here to correct the 'mistake', I assume. You will not leave here with the trophy. I have won THIS time, Lawyer Dog!"

"HOLD IT!" cries a familiar voice, could it finally be PLAYER 2?!
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No. 612466 ID: 687279

>>612465
Wait a goddamn minute is Player 2 Prosecutor Cat
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No. 612468 ID: 7df277

Clearly it's Fancy Fox, fashionably late as ever!
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No. 612478 ID: db2d60

Obviously it's Arby's Sandwich! Such a consummate athlete would never stand for such a desecration of the games!
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No. 612481 ID: ea0ad9

Player 2 must be Apples. I mean, who else can match Lawyerdog's enthusiasm?
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No. 612482 ID: 9b9ee7

>>612465
bark at player 2
bark at vGhost
bark at arby's
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No. 612483 ID: 052639

Bury him with his money.
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No. 612485 ID: efa783

Arby's Sandwich to the rescue!
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No. 612498 ID: 60a70e

If it's not Arby's Sandwich I'm rioting.
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No. 612844 ID: 55c4cf
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612844

Player 2 Joins The Game.

Oh no! vGhost has taken Lawyer Dog's chauffeur, Lobster Dog, hostage..

..and he has GUN!
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No. 612850 ID: efa783

Bark as loud as you can, defeat the evil!
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No. 612895 ID: 534cc4

Let him shoot the hostage, take him out.
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No. 612907 ID: dc9b7e

quick, draw your own gun on the smart board !
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No. 612924 ID: 185cb8

Silly, everyone knows guns don't work on ghosts!

Lobsterdog: Bite 'em.
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No. 612942 ID: 687279

>>612844
Tell him to take it easy, nobody needs to get shot here. What does he want? Just let the lobster go, man.
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No. 612979 ID: 76abe4

Lawyerdog should yell objection so hard to dazzle him and get the hostage back
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No. 612997 ID: 052639

Flip the desk.
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No. 613363 ID: 55c4cf
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613363

fGhost rushes forward and starts to wrestle the GUN in vGhost's hand!

Lawyer Dog BARKS a few times and tackles Lobster Dog away from vGhost to safety.
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No. 613367 ID: 687279

Alright lawyerdog get in there and bite his arm while fghost is keeping him busy!
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No. 613389 ID: dc9b7e

run circles around them !
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No. 613402 ID: a19cd5

BITE HIM
BITE HIM RIGHT IN HIS G H O S T B A L L S
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No. 613418 ID: 7df277

Convince everyone that all this violence is tearing us apart, and won't solve anything, then bite vGhost.
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No. 613432 ID: efa783

Keep tackling everyone in the room until they stop fighting.
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No. 613495 ID: 052639

Defenestration.
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No. 613507 ID: 55c4cf
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613507

fGhost and vGhost's intense struggle results with both the crooked CEO and his GUN crashing out the window.

"Fuck you..." cries vGhost as he hurtles down never to be seen again.

Lawyer Dog consoles Lobster Dog.

I guess there's not much more of Lawyer Dog's Olympic Based Challenge to be told.
Thank you Lawyer Dog, you saved the once again with the help of the Always Winners and everyone's pal, fGhost.
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No. 613511 ID: efa783

Good job, Lawyer Dog. You were right for once.
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No. 613518 ID: 185cb8

Don't forget to push whatever button in the evil boss's office that gets the network to fix their mistake, and take the trophy away from the cat and give it to you.
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No. 613526 ID: 501b50

Take over the network: Become the new CEO.
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No. 613575 ID: 60a70e

Change all quests to a feed of Arby's sandwich giving a rousing anti-tgchan speech.
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No. 613699 ID: 55c4cf
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613699

Everyone is back in their rightful place.
Good End Achieved!

Thank you for playing.
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No. 613784 ID: efa783

Good end. 10/10 would bark again
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