use sick vidya skills to combine dodging and attacking with the jump kick from >>578912

>>578912
Yeah, goats are good climbers. Force the fight into higher ground to win. Use that ramp.

Stay the hell away from the pool though, unless you want to lose.

climb and use your powerful aerial rag doll technique

吃鬼!DReamEr2eU 2014/06/23(Mon)11:38 No. 580358 ID: 55c4cf
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"It looks like the two are backing up and going in for a powerful blow. Stream Shark goes for a powerful bite! Vidya Goat uses the spirit of Battle Toads and bucks as hard as she can. The two's strikes collide. Vidya Goat's attack is so strong it negates Stream Shark's out--OH MY STARS."
[ Excited Announcer Yelling ]
"Vidya Goat has knocked Stream Shark out, what an upset! Stream Shark gets Third Place. This removes Whine Tasters from being able to win the Silly Animal Olympics. Vidya Goat faces Dick Duck in round two."
"No one here saw this coming, Stream Shark was heavily favored to win... We'll have a moment to recover during a word from our sponsors..."

What strategies should Vidya Goat explore for the Final Fight?

>>580358
Metro City is a rough place. Make sure you channel your inner Haggar on this one, Vidya Goat.

>>580358
You just beat a freaking shark, this guy will be nothing! Taunt him into striking first, then counter the crap out of his beak-ass face with your hooves!

kick dick duck in his duck dick

>>580369
Yes, kick him in his incredibly long dick.

Kick out Stream Shark's teeth, and claim them for yourself (Don't worry, shark teeth grow back). Then equip the shark teeth as an improvised weapon (shark tooth studded collar? Closed in the battle toads box so it now has sharp edges?).

its time to dick duck in his duck dick.

not dick penetration unless youre into that then go ahead

Go to the not-River City Ransom shops and eat all the food for the final battle.

吃鬼!DReamEr2eU 2014/06/24(Tue)15:29 No. 580789 ID: 55c4cf
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~And now, the Good Word from our sponsors~

吃鬼!DReamEr2eU 2014/06/26(Thu)16:25 No. 581344 ID: 55c4cf
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"Round 2 has started. One of them will get the Gold, and the Other is taking home the Silver. It seems that Vidya Goat has went straight in to kick Dick Duck in his Duck Dick."
Vidya Goat's reward for the aggressive slide kick is being bitten in the face. The Goat has somehow refused to let go of the video game. Their commitment is certainly admirable! The next move will very likely decide this immediately!"

Taking advantage of being bitten, jump up and do a SPINNING PILEDRIVER.

it's time for Dick Duck Discus. spin 2 win !

Grapple him with your strong goat legs and SUPLEX HIM

>>581344
distract dick duck with a goat-knee to his grapes followed by >>581359

Arm the battletoad's self-destruct, and then shove it down the duck's face.

He wants it so bad? Take it. Take it all the way. You can't handle it.

吃鬼!DReamEr2eU 2014/06/30(Mon)17:15 No. 582156 ID: 55c4cf
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The Announcers gasp and then go,
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH..."

Vidya Goat has been K.O.'d.
Two Hassle takes first for the final event.

Nooooo...

Time to be salty

Well, we prevented Whine Tasters from getting the Gold. That's the only victory that Two Hassle acquired. Always Winners have Won.

rip dont get ducked too hard or not hard enough

Objection! Inappropriate touching! Dick duck has his bill in our butt! That duck is inappropriate touching a kid.

Lawyerdog, get in there and get the duck disqualified or penalized or thrown in pedo-jail for this stunt.

>>582196
MAXIMUM TRICKSY, WE MUST NOT LOSE

吃鬼!DReamEr2eU 2014/07/01(Tue)18:47 No. 582363 ID: 55c4cf
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The Award Ceremony for the Silly Animal Olympics has begun. The results have come in from the Head of the Olympic Committee. All Medals have been tallied up and Two Hassle has been awarded Grand Champion! Thanks for tuning in.

>two hassle has 1 gold, 1 silver, and 3 that were either disqualified or participation
>Always Winners have 2 gold and 3 silver

SHENANIGANS ARE CLEARLY IN PLAY.

Lawyerdog: BE RIGHT FOR ONCE!

Prosecutor cat must have bribed the judges! Quick file a grievance with the Olympic committee. Also bite the crap out of him.

The indignity! The collusion! Get mad, get furious. Throw out accusations, start litigation against the comittee. Don't stand for it, go nuts. Go punch Dick Duck in his Duck Dick.

OBJECTION!

Call shenanigans!

Petition the Head of the Olympic Committee.

吃鬼!DReamEr2eU 2014/10/01(Wed)07:03 No. 596656 ID: 55c4cf
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"Objection," Lawyer Dog starts to exclaim--

The Silly Animal Olympics are brought to you by our sponsors, like refreshing Ketza Cola™.

Do you need to get back on the pile?
Well don't just bow out, crack open a Ketza Cola™ and get right back in there.

Next up on TTV: 2 straight weeks of Unnatural Selection Reruns
Buckle Up!

>>596656
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

>>596656
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Give Trophy ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Aww man two weeks of reruns?

>>596731
No no, glass half full thoughts here. It's not two weeks of reruns, it's a two week marathon.

Man fuck this where's the porn channel!

吃鬼!DReamEr2eU 2014/10/04(Sat)01:03 No. 597228 ID: 55c4cf
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Last time on Unnatural Selection...

Alison's long awaited marriage with Recluse was about to be finalized, but wait who is this objecting? It's...

Lawyer Dog!!!!

It appears the team captain will not let this episode continue. He earned his victory. It's time to get to the bottom of this!

>Alison
>Wedding
Of course there's an objection. She can't have any ending but a harem ending at this point. Too much hugging around with all of the everybody.

HELLS YEAH
==> Lawyerdog:
BE RIGHT FOR ONCE!

Interrogate Prosecutor Cat!
He is probably in on the debacle.

Object that not only Prosecutor Cat cheated, only you can marry Alison! It's in your fanfiction!

>>597228
Radmin's grin there. Must be nice to see Iso standing up for a change.
Then there's Duelist, looks like he was about to object, himself.

吃鬼!DReamEr2eU 2014/10/05(Sun)12:05 No. 597372 ID: 55c4cf
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Lawyer Dog has used his expert detective skills to determine that the head of the Olympic Committee is also the head of TTV.

He has arrived at the headquarters.
It's time.

find the porn channel

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT! ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

While you are headed up to the executive offices make sure to stop by all your favorite shows and get there autographs.

Or just find out what the secret season premiers are going to be so you have blackmail material for later.

Bust in right through the front door.

Level 1, Fight!

Calmly walk in and present them with legal papers announcing your pending lawsuit.

Law riot

Cameos, cameos everywhere

吃鬼!DReamEr2eU 2014/12/14(Sun)12:11 No. 611662 ID: 55c4cf
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Lawyer Dog breaks inside the front Entrance of TGChan TV Tower!

The lobby is filled with Orion and Lagotrope characters, however! How will he ever make it through?!

Use your barks!

Distract the Orion characters by suggesting they have lewd secks with each other, as they will do so at the drop of a hat.

Depress the Lago characters to the point they can't fight by reminding them of how how much their update schedule has slowed.

>>611668
So much this.

oh good. that means we found the porn channel ?

Get a second player in here to help out, these situations are always so much easier with a partner, that way you don't get sent back to the last checkpoint if you lose too much health. I'd recommend Vidya Goat.

Pants them.

Whip out your saxophone and seduce all of them at once with your smooth dulcet tones

That is too many characters to deal with, lame it out and get them off screen and progress.

>>611662
Be right

Insert the konami code to cheat!

*Player two joins*

吃鬼!DReamEr2eU 2014/12/15(Mon)14:09 No. 612087 ID: 55c4cf
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Something about a Player 2? Selecting? Lawyer Dog does not know about that nonsense, he is a dog.

Lawyer Dog lets out a BARK!

With the mysterious PRESS START changing into SELECTING the field of enemies are all knocked down into a puff of convenient smoke so none of them need to be drawn. Panties flutter into the air.

Lawyer Dog doesn't know what that's about, he goes into the Elevator.

>>612087
Press the highest button. Then sniff all the things in the elevator while you wait.

Equip panties as headgear for maximum defense. Then proceed to elevator, top floor! To face the final boss!

go to floor -1. its like world -1, not like that silly world (castle)-1

Press the BOSS button on the elevator.
Try not to think about cute boys.
Maybe put on a pair of panties on the way.

Summon the "Quantum Stegosaurus"!

吃鬼!DReamEr2eU 2014/12/16(Tue)14:59 No. 612465 ID: 55c4cf
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GASP!

Lawyer Dog makes it to the top floor where the CEO of TTV awaits him.

"I have been expecting you Lawyer Dog. Surprised to see me? Well you shouldn't be. After you humiliated me in our fated court battle so long ago, my career was finished. So I found a place where I could be Wrong and Terrible all the time and still succeed: TGchan. You are here to correct the 'mistake', I assume. You will not leave here with the trophy. I have won THIS time, Lawyer Dog!"

"HOLD IT!" cries a familiar voice, could it finally be PLAYER 2?!

>>612465
Wait a goddamn minute is Player 2 Prosecutor Cat

Clearly it's Fancy Fox, fashionably late as ever!

Obviously it's Arby's Sandwich! Such a consummate athlete would never stand for such a desecration of the games!

Player 2 must be Apples. I mean, who else can match Lawyerdog's enthusiasm?

>>612465
bark at player 2
bark at vGhost
bark at arby's

Bury him with his money.

Arby's Sandwich to the rescue!

If it's not Arby's Sandwich I'm rioting.

吃鬼!DReamEr2eU 2014/12/17(Wed)23:56 No. 612844 ID: 55c4cf
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Player 2 Joins The Game.

Oh no! vGhost has taken Lawyer Dog's chauffeur, Lobster Dog, hostage..

..and he has GUN!

Bark as loud as you can, defeat the evil!

Let him shoot the hostage, take him out.

quick, draw your own gun on the smart board !

Silly, everyone knows guns don't work on ghosts!

Lobsterdog: Bite 'em.

>>612844
Tell him to take it easy, nobody needs to get shot here. What does he want? Just let the lobster go, man.

Lawyerdog should yell objection so hard to dazzle him and get the hostage back

Flip the desk.

吃鬼!DReamEr2eU 2014/12/19(Fri)22:31 No. 613363 ID: 55c4cf
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fGhost rushes forward and starts to wrestle the GUN in vGhost's hand!

Lawyer Dog BARKS a few times and tackles Lobster Dog away from vGhost to safety.

Alright lawyerdog get in there and bite his arm while fghost is keeping him busy!

run circles around them !

BITE HIM
BITE HIM RIGHT IN HIS G H O S T B A L L S

Convince everyone that all this violence is tearing us apart, and won't solve anything, then bite vGhost.

Keep tackling everyone in the room until they stop fighting.

Defenestration.

吃鬼!DReamEr2eU 2014/12/20(Sat)11:25 No. 613507 ID: 55c4cf
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fGhost and vGhost's intense struggle results with both the crooked CEO and his GUN crashing out the window.

"Fuck you..." cries vGhost as he hurtles down never to be seen again.

Lawyer Dog consoles Lobster Dog.

I guess there's not much more of Lawyer Dog's Olympic Based Challenge to be told.
Thank you Lawyer Dog, you saved the once again with the help of the Always Winners and everyone's pal, fGhost.

Good job, Lawyer Dog. You were right for once.

Don't forget to push whatever button in the evil boss's office that gets the network to fix their mistake, and take the trophy away from the cat and give it to you.

Take over the network: Become the new CEO.

Change all quests to a feed of Arby's sandwich giving a rousing anti-tgchan speech.

吃鬼!DReamEr2eU 2014/12/21(Sun)00:38 No. 613699 ID: 55c4cf
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Everyone is back in their rightful place.
Good End Achieved!

Thank you for playing.

Good end. 10/10 would bark again