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>flying on a gigantic police tyrannosaurus Rex
Holy shit, that would be [i]so awesome.[i] I'd be like, "Hey Hitler, meet my dinosaur" and he'd be like "Oh nein now I am dead." And then everyone would call me a hero and all the women would be throwing themselves at my feet. Yeaaaah, that'd be cool.
Wait, wait, am I riding ON it or IN it? I mean, I'm IN the plane, so wouldn't that mean that the T-Rex ATE me? Because I'm inside of it? Damn it.
>Привет, красивая
Uh, okay, if you say so. I'm terrible at speaking anything that isn't English, so I'm pretty sure I mangled it. Yeah, I don't think he understood a single thing I said.
Also, I never liked doing squats. I guess you could say that I don't do squat. Ahaha.
>Realize how heavy your BAR is
Oh damn, you're right! I'm not going to like carrying this thing around! This is gonna suck! Stupid commies and brits making me carry all the heavy stuff...
>And the chicks are gonna think you're trying to compensate.
GODDAMNIT
>ask if one can get some good old cola here and where all of the babes are at.
Hey! Man, I'm jonesing for some cola! Anyone got some? And where are all the babes, man? Italy's got those nude beaches, right? When are we stoppin' by one of those?
The old fat Brit's giving me a funny look.
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