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365508 No. 365508 ID: c7b6c2

Здравствуйте! I am great Soviet hero! I am defending Stalingrad from fascist Germans!
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No. 373492 ID: 9c7c3b
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373492

>Give them another grenade

>"ff- GRENADE!"
>"SH--"
THOOM
>"Meier! F-fick..."
>[small]"He-he-- ach mein Gott--"
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No. 373493 ID: 9c7c3b
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373493

OW! I did not stick landing!
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No. 373495 ID: 9c7c3b
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373495

Okay! Am here! Nazis are not out of building yet but will be soon! I think fattest Nazi landed on grenade for them, too!

Am having Venerable Mosin-Nagant with five rounds! I am thinking I need to time shots perfectly, or Nazis will either stay in building or run away!
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No. 373499 ID: 1854db

One's poking his face through the window. Nail that mug.
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No. 373526 ID: c2c011

>>373495
One of them is looking outside to see if it's safe. Didn't you get two firebombs? If so then throw one of them so it lands right outside of the window to make an exit less likely. Otherwise I guess you will have to try to shoot him, the angle is kind of bad though.
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No. 373540 ID: 0583a2

shoot that dude without even looking at him.
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No. 373657 ID: 84b916

>>373526
Nah, throw that firebomb AT the window, so it hits the wall right under it.
That makes the window on fire as the flames climb upward.
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No. 374104 ID: 9c7c3b
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374104

> throw that firebomb AT the window
>"SCHEIßE SCHEIßE SCHEIßE SCHEIßE!"
>"Wir sind gefickt!"

Was good throw! I am now out of firebombs, and building is burning slow! I am thinking we are almost finished here!
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No. 374175 ID: c2c011

>>374104
Yeah they seem rather fucked. Just wait until it looks like they're all dead and then go and cash in on your glorious vodka.
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No. 374520 ID: 9c7c3b
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374520

>Just wait until it looks like they're all dead
Okay! I have not seen good fire since neighbor's grain house is burned down! Хорошая шоу!

Wait, I think I am seeing something! Is--
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No. 374522 ID: 9c7c3b
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374522

>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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No. 374525 ID: 1854db

>>374522
SHIT RUUUUUNNNN
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No. 374528 ID: 6a5a08

Scream 'NAZI ZOMBIES' and run around him.
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No. 374548 ID: f208e4

He just wants a hug. Hug him.
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No. 374555 ID: 453e62

grab arms, fall back, plant foot in gut, flip him.
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No. 374556 ID: 7c31d2

HUGS!
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No. 374559 ID: f31dfc

Knee to the groin. KNEE TO THE GROIN! Knee jerk reaction to knee him in the groin!
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No. 374567 ID: 4534ab

>>374559

Yes! Knee to the groin!
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No. 374597 ID: c2c011

>>374522
Front kick to the gut! Then pin him to the ground with your bayonett and go claim your vodka!
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No. 374600 ID: 437934

jump and spin backwards mid-air, kicking him under the chin before landing safely.
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No. 374627 ID: f46f0d

Grab the collar of his shirt and the waist of his pants and use his momentum to throw him over you as you duck underneath him.
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No. 374628 ID: d3ba29

Dispense thorough clobbering with the venerable yet sturdy Mosin-Nagant.
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No. 374826 ID: 9c7c3b
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374826

>flip him.
>use his momentum to throw him over you as you duck underneath him.
OKAY-OW!
>"AAAAAAAAAAAA-WHUH"
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No. 374827 ID: 9c7c3b
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374827

Ничего себе... Was very frightening. Burning Nazi was able to be landing hit on my face!

Nazi looks like is stunned by impact with ground! Also put out most of fire! I still have problem, Nazi is still moving!
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No. 374836 ID: 1854db

Make with stabbings.
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No. 374837 ID: 6a5a08

Stabby stabby kill kill kill
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No. 374859 ID: 32e092

Kick his head in.
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No. 374870 ID: c7dc56

Don't waste time getting up or turning over, squiggle on your back to him and grab his head. Then do an upside-down-on-your-back neck choke.
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No. 374872 ID: c2c011

>>374827
Stab the everliving fuck out of him!
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No. 374883 ID: 9c7c3b
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374883

>Make with stabbings.
Звучит хорошо! I am taking bayonet and moving to stab him before he moves. Flames have stopped, it seems Nazi wi-- oh
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No. 374913 ID: 1854db

Don't be where he's pointing that. By grappling if needed.
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No. 374914 ID: c2c011

>>374883
Knock it out of the way before he can shoot, try to dodge out of the line of fire while knocking it away. Then proceed with the stabbings.
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No. 374920 ID: 385f21

Are you left-handed?
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No. 374927 ID: 0d7a83

>>374883
Lord Monogut: Shoot gun out of hand.
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No. 374967 ID: c7dc56

Fall into him, locking his gun arm between your body and your left arm. Then grab his face and claw his eyes out.
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No. 374994 ID: 1413e6

>>374883
Michal Giacchino didn't survive the fire, did he...
*sigh* Fine, we'll go with Danny Elfman.
Anyway, freeze stock-still. Both of you should be breathing heavily. Then stab while pushing the gun away-
*Cheerful orchastra sound*
No, no, Danny, dramatic, not whimsical!
Hold on, OP. This might take a while...
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No. 375341 ID: 9c7c3b
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375341

>Knock it out of the way before he can shoot
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No. 375342 ID: 9c7c3b
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375342

>Then proceed with the stabbings.
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No. 375344 ID: 9c7c3b
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375344

…was very close.
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No. 375345 ID: 437934

meh.


vodka time!
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No. 375346 ID: be1879

So are we done here?
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No. 375358 ID: c2c011

>>375344
Seen closer. But now it's time for your heroic reward! VODKA!!! Run into the bar and demand it from him in a high voice!
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No. 375359 ID: 1854db

At least he didn't shoot your ear off.
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No. 375373 ID: c7dc56

Well better go round up the rest of the bodies and make sure they're dead too then.
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No. 375378 ID: 6af537

There's one more nazi pig in there, be careful.
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No. 375382 ID: c2c011

>>375373
>>375378
They're all dead and there is nothing to worry about. No way any of them are going to come back in the form of some sort of Super Nazi cyborg creation that can dual wield MG-42s and will hunt us to the edges of the world. That could never ever happen in a thousand years.
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No. 375393 ID: 9c7c3b
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375393

>So are we done here?
да, I am thinking so.

>Well better go round up the rest of the bodies and make sure they're dead too then.
Entire building is in flames. No Nazis got out.

>Vodka
да!

>"Ah, there you are, comrade. I was beginning to worry. I am seeing smoke from here, so I am assuming you are successful. Vodka is in back, through door, but before you drink it all, can you give me a hand with loading jeep?"

Sure thing, comrade!
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No. 375394 ID: 9c7c3b
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375394

>Later.
До свидания! Having good luck! Many thanks for vodka!
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No. 375395 ID: 9c7c3b
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375395

Хорошо! Today was very eventful! I am almost surprised nothing has gone wrong!

да, nothing has gone wrong at all.
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No. 375450 ID: 6a5a08

Joke's on the Nazis, their deathweapon was looking for a jeep.
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