>>371457
That's better than you think. Bodies are heavy, and they'd have to shove him out of the way to open the door. So just having him lying right in front of it will help a good amount.

Though I guess if they made a concerted effort they could push him out of the way anyway.

You ever tried to open a door with a thick rug on the other side?
It gets stuck.
Bodies ought to be even worse.

>>371457
It's good enough for now. The longer this takes the longer you're out of Vodka, so we better get this done as fast as possible. Now toss in those moltovs and then prepare to fuck them up as they try to get out.

But what if it opens inwards instead of outwards?

>>371488
Then they trip over the body and we add to the pile by shooting them.

Trout 2011/12/11(Sun)18:45 No. 371501 ID: 9c7c3b
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Okay, am throwing molotov!

Trout 2011/12/11(Sun)18:47 No. 371503 ID: 9c7c3b
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>"Oh Scheiße!"
>"AUUUGH IT BURNS! V-VERDAMMT NOCH MAL!"
>"Jakob!"
>"Nein!"
>"Out ze door, now!"
>"Zomeone get a blanket! Or zome vater!"

They are coming through! What should I be doing now?

Receive them with a gracious welcome! By "welcome" I mean "give them additional holes". You have another molotov? Use it.

Save the other molotov for in case they manage to put the first one out. And keep your rifle pointed at the door.

>>371503
Give them a lemon grenade through the door and then let venerable comrade Mosin Nagant tell them of the historical dialectic, the one that says that their asses are getting handed to them.

They will put out the fire and then come out. Sneak in through chimney and take them by surprise!

deploy glorious Nagant.

Other molotov through the other window now that they're distracted.

Heh heh heh. We're gonna burn down a house. With lemons. Good old Cave would be so proud.

Actually, if they're trying to exit the house through the door, it seems like an invitation to chuch a grenade in there. For scienceMotherland. You monster.

Lemonade in the door.

Trout 2011/12/12(Mon)21:27 No. 371948 ID: 9c7c3b
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>grenade through the door
>"Scheiße! Hey, I zhink ze door's jammed-- Iz- iz that a lemon--"

Trout 2011/12/12(Mon)21:27 No. 371949 ID: 9c7c3b
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>THOOM

Trout 2011/12/12(Mon)21:27 No. 371950 ID: 9c7c3b
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>"Scheiße! What the--"
>"Lieber Gott! Christoff just exploded!"
>"Get away from ze vindows! Zomeone is out there!"
>"B-but ze building is burning down!"
>"Juzt ze four of uz left! Jakob can't move!"
>"Augh! Zis-*cough* fucking smoke!"

Hohoho. Their house's burning down. Really, not much left to do but to wait to shoot anyone who comes out. If they con't come out, they burn anyway.

Though better not to get too complacent. Check for possible exits and find ways to make them unusable.

yeah, pull a Virginia Tech on 'em

>>372060

too soon, man.

>>371975
You know what's the very last thing the enemy would expect now? For you to jump into the building with them and start fighting with your bayonet.

Trout 2011/12/13(Tue)21:11 No. 372192 ID: 9c7c3b
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>You know what's the very last thing the enemy would expect now? For you to jump into the building with them and start fighting with your bayonet.

Trout 2011/12/13(Tue)21:11 No. 372193 ID: 9c7c3b
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This is best plan!

>>372193

Ignore your strange, bent leg and grab handfuls of broken glass to throw into eyes of fascist pigs.

Ask for vodka. Kill them in case of negative response.

>>372193
Heh! Can work with that. Seconding the throwing broken glass into their eyes motion. They won't expect that either.

>>372193
It is time to show them why they should not mess with the Motherland! Show the the shiny steel of your bayonett while you drive it into them!

Trout 2011/12/14(Wed)18:12 No. 372400 ID: 9c7c3b
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>grab handfuls of broken glass to throw into eyes of fascist pigs.
Это хорошо! It is good thing that I am knowing how to handle broken glass!

Trout 2011/12/14(Wed)18:13 No. 372401 ID: 9c7c3b
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>"äh-- Zhere is zomeone in here!"
>"Was?"

>>372401
He looks like one of the pig dog facists, go rub his face into the broken glass of defeat!

>>372401
combine nazi eyes with glass.

>>372440
While doing a traditional Russian folk dance to demonstrate your cultural superiority. Bonus points for singing!

First, hire an orchestra. Then get Michal Giacchino to write a score. Then, without saying a word, combine the nazi eyeballs with the glass you have. Make sure there's a lot of hot bass and string action going while you're doing this. Then, make a serious face.
Smash cut to commercial, 113 episodes later, you're rolling in the money.
Bam, Happy end. +100 Quest points.

Trout 2011/12/15(Thu)20:55 No. 372768 ID: 9c7c3b
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>combine nazi eyes with glass.
Done!
>"AAAAARRUGHUGH!"
please to be stopping screaming.
>"Fick!"
>"Shoot him! Shoot him!"

>>372768
Do a combat roll back out of the door while laughing, then give them another of lives lemons.

use nazi as soviet shield!

Don't forget to look around for any vodka the fascists might have hidden here.

Trout 2011/12/16(Fri)20:51 No. 372949 ID: 9c7c3b
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>use nazi as soviet shield!
Nazi pig is having lot of "shielding"! Other Nazi only fired three shots, but Nazi took two! Is not moving as much now!

Throw nazi at nazi, shoot gun at gunazi.

Put your elbows on his shoulder and grab his head by the rear ends of the jaw. Then pluck his head off. Follow this with a menacing glare at the others.

I advise retreat. You will have to ready your gun before you can fire it and there's one coming up behind you.

>>372949
Retreat out of the doorway and then throw in another lemon grenade.

Trout 2011/12/17(Sat)21:46 No. 373210 ID: 9c7c3b
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>retreat
Is done! I do not think they are following me out!

>"Fick! Oh, fick!"
>"Vhat did you do?!
>"I didn't mean to do zat!"
>"It doezn't matter now! Help me get Jakob through zis window! Before zis smoke gets us!"
>"B-but zhere could be others out zhere!"

Now that Nazi mentions, smoke is getting thicker! Is worse here than in there! I think fire is spreading, too!

>ready your gun
What weapon am I to be using?

>>373210
Give them another grenade to distract them, then escape through the window you entered, go around the building and take up position at the window they're planning to escape from. Shoot them down while they're escaping with trusty comrade Mosin Nagant.

Whoa whoa whoa. Comrade have you forgotten the command of comrade Stalin? Did he command for you, in the name of the defense of the motherland from the fascist horde, to retreat when only out numbered by 2 or 3 nazis? Where his words "only a few steps backwards, comrade"?
USE ALL OF YOUR WEAPONS.

>>373276
Actually retreat was a completely viable and oft used tactic in Russian warfare.

>>373250
Second.

>>373338
Comrade Commissar and Comrade Minister of Propaganda would like to have a word with you in the ditch behind the house.

its times like these when i begin to wonder, "where the hell is the rest of my team?". anyway, another vote for >>373250, its not retreating, its "tactical remaneuvering".

Trout 2011/12/19(Mon)00:06 No. 373492 ID: 9c7c3b
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>Give them another grenade

>"ff- GRENADE!"
>"SH--"
THOOM
>"Meier! F-fick..."
>[small]"He-he-- ach mein Gott--"

Trout 2011/12/19(Mon)00:06 No. 373493 ID: 9c7c3b
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OW! I did not stick landing!

Trout 2011/12/19(Mon)00:07 No. 373495 ID: 9c7c3b
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Okay! Am here! Nazis are not out of building yet but will be soon! I think fattest Nazi landed on grenade for them, too!

Am having Venerable Mosin-Nagant with five rounds! I am thinking I need to time shots perfectly, or Nazis will either stay in building or run away!

One's poking his face through the window. Nail that mug.

>>373495
One of them is looking outside to see if it's safe. Didn't you get two firebombs? If so then throw one of them so it lands right outside of the window to make an exit less likely. Otherwise I guess you will have to try to shoot him, the angle is kind of bad though.

shoot that dude without even looking at him.

>>373526
Nah, throw that firebomb AT the window, so it hits the wall right under it.
That makes the window on fire as the flames climb upward.

Trout 2011/12/21(Wed)18:29 No. 374104 ID: 9c7c3b
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> throw that firebomb AT the window
>"SCHEIßE SCHEIßE SCHEIßE SCHEIßE!"
>"Wir sind gefickt!"

Was good throw! I am now out of firebombs, and building is burning slow! I am thinking we are almost finished here!

>>374104
Yeah they seem rather fucked. Just wait until it looks like they're all dead and then go and cash in on your glorious vodka.

Trout 2011/12/23(Fri)00:08 No. 374520 ID: 9c7c3b
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>Just wait until it looks like they're all dead
Okay! I have not seen good fire since neighbor's grain house is burned down! Хорошая шоу!

Wait, I think I am seeing something! Is--

Trout 2011/12/23(Fri)00:08 No. 374522 ID: 9c7c3b
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>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>>374522
SHIT RUUUUUNNNN

Scream 'NAZI ZOMBIES' and run around him.

He just wants a hug. Hug him.

grab arms, fall back, plant foot in gut, flip him.

HUGS!

Knee to the groin. KNEE TO THE GROIN! Knee jerk reaction to knee him in the groin!

>>374559

Yes! Knee to the groin!

>>374522
Front kick to the gut! Then pin him to the ground with your bayonett and go claim your vodka!

jump and spin backwards mid-air, kicking him under the chin before landing safely.

Grab the collar of his shirt and the waist of his pants and use his momentum to throw him over you as you duck underneath him.

Dispense thorough clobbering with the venerable yet sturdy Mosin-Nagant.

Trout 2011/12/23(Fri)20:36 No. 374826 ID: 9c7c3b
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>flip him.
>use his momentum to throw him over you as you duck underneath him.
OKAY-OW!
>"AAAAAAAAAAAA-WHUH"

Trout 2011/12/23(Fri)20:37 No. 374827 ID: 9c7c3b
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Ничего себе... Was very frightening. Burning Nazi was able to be landing hit on my face!

Nazi looks like is stunned by impact with ground! Also put out most of fire! I still have problem, Nazi is still moving!

Make with stabbings.

Stabby stabby kill kill kill

Kick his head in.

Don't waste time getting up or turning over, squiggle on your back to him and grab his head. Then do an upside-down-on-your-back neck choke.

>>374827
Stab the everliving fuck out of him!

Trout 2011/12/23(Fri)23:36 No. 374883 ID: 9c7c3b
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>Make with stabbings.
Звучит хорошо! I am taking bayonet and moving to stab him before he moves. Flames have stopped, it seems Nazi wi-- oh

Don't be where he's pointing that. By grappling if needed.

>>374883
Knock it out of the way before he can shoot, try to dodge out of the line of fire while knocking it away. Then proceed with the stabbings.

Are you left-handed?

>>374883
Lord Monogut: Shoot gun out of hand.

Fall into him, locking his gun arm between your body and your left arm. Then grab his face and claw his eyes out.

>>374883
Michal Giacchino didn't survive the fire, did he...
*sigh* Fine, we'll go with Danny Elfman.
Anyway, freeze stock-still. Both of you should be breathing heavily. Then stab while pushing the gun away-
*Cheerful orchastra sound*
No, no, Danny, dramatic, not whimsical!
Hold on, OP. This might take a while...

Trout 2011/12/26(Mon)22:50 No. 375341 ID: 9c7c3b
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>Knock it out of the way before he can shoot

Trout 2011/12/26(Mon)22:51 No. 375342 ID: 9c7c3b
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>Then proceed with the stabbings.

Trout 2011/12/26(Mon)22:52 No. 375344 ID: 9c7c3b
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…was very close.

meh.


vodka time!

So are we done here?

>>375344
Seen closer. But now it's time for your heroic reward! VODKA!!! Run into the bar and demand it from him in a high voice!

At least he didn't shoot your ear off.

Well better go round up the rest of the bodies and make sure they're dead too then.

There's one more nazi pig in there, be careful.

>>375373
>>375378
They're all dead and there is nothing to worry about. No way any of them are going to come back in the form of some sort of Super Nazi cyborg creation that can dual wield MG-42s and will hunt us to the edges of the world. That could never ever happen in a thousand years.

Trout 2011/12/27(Tue)01:19 No. 375393 ID: 9c7c3b
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>So are we done here?
да, I am thinking so.

>Well better go round up the rest of the bodies and make sure they're dead too then.
Entire building is in flames. No Nazis got out.

>Vodka
да!

>"Ah, there you are, comrade. I was beginning to worry. I am seeing smoke from here, so I am assuming you are successful. Vodka is in back, through door, but before you drink it all, can you give me a hand with loading jeep?"

Sure thing, comrade!

Trout 2011/12/27(Tue)01:19 No. 375394 ID: 9c7c3b
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>Later.
До свидания! Having good luck! Many thanks for vodka!

Trout 2011/12/27(Tue)01:20 No. 375395 ID: 9c7c3b
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Хорошо! Today was very eventful! I am almost surprised nothing has gone wrong!

да, nothing has gone wrong at all.

Joke's on the Nazis, their deathweapon was looking for a jeep.