Mission Accomplished, Madame Murder.

Pose like a pretty lady.

Drugtest Officer Faggot over there. He doesn't look cool to drive.

>>368654
Dude needs a piss test.

Turn up some funky fresh beats on that sweet ass boombox and cruise down the street looking for that fat kid.

Yes, lure that lawbreaker with the tunes coming from that hot piece of ass in your hands.

Officer Murder!!AwZwHkBGWx 2011/11/29(Tue)00:24 No. 368669 ID: 2f02b8
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>>368655
>>368656

No! The time for all that candy-assing is over. It's time to bring this little scumbag down.

>>368657
>>368658

That's a good idea. Officer Faggot, piss into this. I'll process it when we get back to the station.

>"Eh...?"


Click!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itvJybdcYbI

Yes... The sexy serenade of the siren's call from that bombastic badonkadonk will surely draw the attentions of that reprehensible renegade.

Let that righteous rhythm flow!

Doolbag Doolbag!!AwZwHkBGWx 2011/11/29(Tue)00:50 No. 368677 ID: 2f02b8
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>"Well, mister Doolbag. Your efforts here have been most efective. You are a fine inferno-summoner. I should ask your help once again, should I require it."

I doubt it, half the city is burnt. I am gonna be in big trouble when granny finds out. The air smells like drugs too, interestingly.

>"Hm, yes. So it does. Well, I am feeling a little strange now, so I would like to take my leave of you. Here are three pounds, to help you buy another music maker."

Well, I kinda wanted my old... actually, nevermind. Thanks.

>"One more question before I take my leave, and that is, do you want to take our companions with you?"

>"Don't we have a say in that?"

>"Silence, MacDeath! No, you will do as I say."

Hmmm...

yesssss

Pilfer them all so they may partake in the party that will pointedly produce from the purchase or procurement of your Positively Pulchritudinous Posterior.

>>368677
Three pounds of what? Also no they have brought you trouble with The Law and you don't want to bring them down with you heroic sacrifice!

Give them posters to remember you by.

>>368677
Sure, they have been quite the friendly people, certainly better than that hobo.

I would very much like to have a professional bear accompany me at all times. But you should let them decide for themselves.

pose as a team

>>368679
Precisely.

Doolbag!!AwZwHkBGWx 2011/12/13(Tue)22:45 No. 372238 ID: 30b781
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Well, I don't see the harm in bringing them along. I hope you guys like brussel sprouts, because that's what we'll probably be having for dinner.

We pose as a team, but the others are generally disenchanted and don't put much effort in, making it all seem a bit awkward.

Doolbag!!AwZwHkBGWx 2011/12/13(Tue)22:45 No. 372239 ID: 30b781
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>"Hey man!"

Oh wow, some drugged strangers.

>"You don't look affected! Maybe you can help us. We have a real problem here, like, since that music came along, we have been hitting some real pr... pro... professors?"

He's staring at the ground, I don't understand.

Oh wait no, this gold bar is coming over to talk.

Doolbag!!AwZwHkBGWx 2011/12/13(Tue)22:46 No. 372240 ID: 30b781
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>"Excuse me, I know this seems sudden, but you have to help us! Ever since that music came into the city, our tribe has been hit by storms of insufferable rage. None of you are affected by the smoke! I'm not either, but I don't have any limbs, so I can't do anything."

What's this about music?

>"Well, there's a big truck that drives through the city ruins, and it plays songs. Sometimes it plays different songs, and other times it plays the same song twice. When our villagers hear the songs, sometimes they go crazy! We have to kick them out, and they form feral tribes around."

I really don't get it. What am I doing?

>"Stop the music, please! I can't offer much as a reward, except my gratitude."



Gee... do I wanna help the gold bar?

oh my god, ham warrior. I KNEW HE WAS REAL- well for a pork-toon-venture.

kick the long haired hippie then help them out.

>>372238
Yeah you should probably help them, this music player might be the fabled boombox.

Doolbag!!AwZwHkBGWx 2011/12/29(Thu)21:38 No. 376119 ID: 3d1c2e
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Sure! I'll help out! Where do I begin?

>"Anywhere."

Great.

Doolbag!!AwZwHkBGWx 2011/12/29(Thu)21:38 No. 376120 ID: 3d1c2e
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Well, looking around, I can hear some music, but I can't see where it's coming from.

Can you see it?

hm not really no but why not mosey on to the scene of the crime for a fix like a good deeply disturbed arsonist

>>376120
The police APC behind you appear to be sending out sonic waves of some kind.

Doolbag!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/01/14(Sat)00:42 No. 379717 ID: 841075
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You're being ridiculous. I don't see anything...

Help me out here.

activate vision modes

MacDeath MacDeath!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/02/11(Sat)20:30 No. 385952 ID: fbaece
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>activate vision modes.

Doolbag doesn't have any vision modes, but I just so happen to have purchased these fine x-ray glasses. They may look like simple, cardboard glasses with a spiral pattern drawn on them, but they are certainly not as mundane as that. Nope.

Looking around, I can't see the source of the music, but I can certainly hear it. It's awful.

Hmm... wait.

MacDeath!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/02/11(Sat)20:32 No. 385955 ID: fbaece
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There are some drugged individuals coming this way. They are obviously those enraged outcasts that the gold bar spoke of.

They do not look friendly, and I am not the fighter I once was.

SING, SING LIKE THE WIND!!! THAT IS THE ONLY WAY TO COUNTER THE RAGE MUSIC!!!

Bear: Wield MacDeath like a polearm, then engage these outcasts.

Bear Bear!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/02/12(Sun)00:11 No. 386000 ID: fbaece
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>Wield MacDeath like a polearm, then engage these outcasts.

Argh! While this is really an awful thing to do, I don't wanna be harmed by these guys, y'know?

I'm sorry MacDeath!

I have never fought using a skeleton before.

Shove Macdeath down his throat, MacDeath can pilot him from the inside.

>>386000
Stab McDeath through his soft gut, then McDeath can claw his way out by starting to spin at high speeds.

Realize that you could have simply breathed fire on all of them and proceed to do so.

light macdeath on fire too so he can become ghost rider

Bear!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/02/12(Sun)15:22 No. 386071 ID: c7f6d1
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>>386002
>>386026

Oh my god this is an awful idea, but it might work. I stab MacDeath into the soft gut of the morbidly obese man.

There's a sick, slithering noise as he is absorbed into the man, before the sound of bones being pushed out of joint, as he crawls around within. In a few moments, MacDeath finds his way home, and has successfully possessed the morbidly obese man!

This is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life. I think I'm gonna puke. Oh yeah, I am totally going to use my fire breath as a weapon now. Actually I normally use it to cook sausages and reheat leftovers.

Watch out for those other two guys.

puke fire

>>386071
Time to set the other two on fire, then high five McDeath over his new body.

Bear!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/02/25(Sat)18:02 No. 388893 ID: 598206
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MacDeath seems a lot less fragile surrounded by half a metre of lard. It's time to get cooking.

MacDeath and I begin fighting the savages.

Doolbag Doolbag!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/02/25(Sat)18:03 No. 388896 ID: 598206
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Hm, seems to be a ruckus going on over there with Bear and MacDeath. I wonder what that's about. Still no sign of that vehicle, but I can hear the music, it sounds like it's getting closer.

Bear Bear!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/02/25(Sat)18:05 No. 388898 ID: 598206
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The noise from our fighting seems to have attracted the attention of more savages. This is totally legal, right? To beat these guys up like this? I mean, they aren't in control of themselves. It's like pushing over a sleepwalker or something.

sorry for all the character swaps, hopefully it isn't too confusing

Doolbag Doolbag!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/02/25(Sat)18:06 No. 388899 ID: 598206
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Hm! They look like they can handle themselves. If I went over to help them, I would probably get in the way.

The music sounds really, really close now.

>>388899
Doolbag, good buddy, i think that your sweet ass boombox is inside the innards of what might be a vehicle.... maybe something with killer treads and is in the tank shape. If you are to get your muzak back to your residence you will need to seek out this vehicle. Make sure to look everywhere, even behind, but always make sure that you are attentive to your surroundings. Now be the man and search like the dickins.

Doolbag!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/02/26(Sun)04:35 No. 389031 ID: b772aa
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Aaaaah! Help!

PLAY DEAD NETS DONT TRY TO EAT DEAD PEOPLE

waggle harder !!

duck

Chapter 1 End Doolbag!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/02/28(Tue)00:24 No. 389385 ID: 5e4719
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Oh no, it's that cop again! I've been arrested!

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Doolbag's Mission - To be continued...