>>342985
Explain that you just wanted to kill the demons, and then stuff was all like "No Scalene, you are the demons!" and then you were a demon. But that isn't going to stop your plan to rid the world of demons by killing them all, so that's why you're going to the big demon meeting, but you were feeling exposed and wanted some clothes to cover yourself.

[1/1] Author !TEEDashxDA 2011/08/31(Wed)04:38 No. 344198 ID: 3bd8ec
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"I'm ssorry. I don't know what came over me. I think it'ss part of the cursse..." Scalene said rather sheepishly. Before the nymph could reply, the naga gave her a hug as some sort of apology. Oddly, the nymph seemed to accept this, apparently rather enjoying the hug.

"I sstill need to get rid of the other demons, but if you wanted, I could try to help you find your true dessire," Scalene told the nymph, figuring her powers would let her do this but not exactly clear on how. The nymph...

kissed her as she transformed.

Andthentheyfucked.jpg

The nymph thought about it, but realized what she meant. She couldn't fall in love with some kind of artificial illusion of the naga, it just wouldn't be right, and she would be longing for it forever afterward. "Besides," she realized, "I think I'm in love with her by herself" Though she did not intend it, she accidentally spoke her last thought aloud in her flustered state, and the two of them both turned bright red.

Kissed her and said "No, Scalene, you are my true desire." And the image in Scalene's mind changed into a very familiar naga, and she found she could not transform.

just as Scalene was starting to wonder if maybe she had gone to far, the nymph kissed her passionately. after a very enjoyably hour or two, while Scalene and the nymph were cuddling Scalene realized her form hadn't changed.

...was not a direct player character?

Scalene thought about this. How much of this was her? How much was her new instincts fighting for control? Was the nymph - whose name she couldn't remember - merely being affected by Scalene's aura? Was she actually still hungry?

Then the nymph kissed her.

Several hours later, feeling psychically bloated and gazing at the desiccated nymph and the rapturous smile still fixed upon her face, Scalene wondered if this had been a bad idea

The nymph began doing things with Scalene. Things involving Scrabble and candles. This inevitably lead to yet more pages of the story being mysteriously misplaced by the author.

>>344198
>the nymph...

...whose name was Mara, realized that she had no real reason to be attracted to the naga, who she had known for about five minutes now and who had mostly been causing problems for her ever since she showed up.

"Turn off your lust," she growled. "You have demons to kill and I'm not that kind of nymph."

Scalene blushed and hastily ended the hug.

>>344442
Agreed.

>>344442
Sounds just about right.

Not realizing she was under the effects of Scalene's "lust field" she kissed the snake. "I love you, Scalene..." Unfortunately for her, Scalene didn't realize that her transformed state was affecting her too. She kissed the nymph back as her demon instincts took over. And then they had sex.

the nymph realized what was going on here and promptly stabbed Scalene with a dagger she was hiding. author gets to decide where she was hiding it.

[1/2] Special thanks to Cockhole for filling in for Ñ on this update! Author !TEEDashxDA 2011/09/10(Sat)16:24 No. 347399 ID: 3bd8ec
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Overwhelmed by the powers the lust demon had granted the naga, the nymph, Mara responded to Scalene's offer with a passionate kiss. Scalene was surprised by this, but instincts she was not fully aware of led her to return the nymph's gesture. They stayed there for a moment, until...

Until...

[2/2] Typo !TEEDashxDA 2011/09/10(Sat)16:24 No. 347401 ID: 3bd8ec
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Mara abruptly stopped.

"Turn off your lust," she growled. "You have demons to kill and I'm not that kind of nymph. You've given me enough trouble for one day already."

"Ssorry," Scalene responded, releasing the hug and feeling altogether rather sheepish. Was it really going to be this hard to control herself from now on?

Mara had a point, though. Scalene still needed to take care of the other demons, lest... something... happen to reality as they knew it. Where would she go from here?

turn off your beard and it's a deal

>>347401
Uhh, Scalene decided to go to see her good friend Joe the Tozel, who used to work at the biggest library in the world, before he read all the books there and went blind. Joe is very smart, and would likely be able to help her find the other demons.

I vote that the other devils, rather than the boring standard set, include devils such as the devils of:
Grievous Bodily Harm
Cruelty To Animals
Really Cool People
Things Not Working Properly Even When You've Given Them A Good Thumping.

>>347410
I second this.

Woah, look at that beard. You better not mess with this chick.

>>347402
This.

The demonic picnic invitation was sent by magic, and it provided the magic to attend. All Scalene needed to do was tear the letter in two, and a temporary portal would be opened.

So after inviting the nymph along (Mara refused to come and hang out with even MORE weird demons, even if there were deviled eggs involved), that's what she did.

>>347410

I insist on a demon of sloth.

>>347466
Scalene decided that she was going to go off to see the demons at their picnic, since she was now one of them. It may be too difficult to kill them all together, but she would still get to meet them all and learn their secrets. She said goodbye to Mara (who had spontaneously gone back to normal again without her noticing) and used the magical invitation to travel to the picnic, which was conveniently today!

EveryZig 2011/09/11(Sun)10:04 No. 347602 ID: b6edd6
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>>347581
What about a demon of Sloths?

>>347602
>>347581
A demon of laziness, who is a sloth that never does anything. The picnic's at his forest because he can't be bothered to go anywhere.

The Seventh demon was the Demon of Terrible Quest Suggestions, though nobody knew what that meant.

and how about a demon of sleaze? we can make him sleazy enough to even turn off Sca's demonic lust.

>>347599
This.

[1/2] Author !TEEDashxDA 2011/09/19(Mon)21:14 No. 350583 ID: 3bd8ec
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Scalene procured her invitation to the picnic and read it a little more carefully. She noted that the event was, in fact, today, and that it was imbued with magic that would transport her there immediately if she tore the paper in half.

Scalene took a deep breath and ripped the invitation in two.

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"The other devils will have a gathering today. I can't challenge them all at once, but I'll try to learn their ssecretss sso I can go after them one by one," the naga told Mara.
"Hurry up, then," the nymph replied.

Scalene entered the portal and felt a dizzying sensation as she was transported to...

Needed: a location for the picnic, and six devils/demons - what they're the demon of and what they look like.

Demons of sex, boinking, orgies, bad food, tentacle monsters and cord tangling.

Demons of bad hair, barbershop quartets, juggling, brevity, square dancing, and beat poetry.

>>350584
location: sex mall
Demons: >>350585 >>350589

The devils of:
1. Sloths (and also Sloth)
2. Sleaze
(3 was Lust)
4. Grievous Bodily Harm
5. Cruelty To Animals
6. Really Cool People
7. Things Not Working Properly Even When You've Given Them A Good Thumping.
8. Numerical Inconsistencies

were meeting in THE PICNIC GROUND OF NO RETURN

>>350593
My own version

The devils of:
1. Sloths (and also Sloth)
2. Garden Gnomes
(3 was Lust)
4. Grievous Bodily Harm
5. Missing Socks and Various Other Small Things
6. Really Cool People
7. Things Not Working Properly Even When You've Given Them A Good Thumping.
8. Numerical Inconsistencies

I need physical appearances too, guys!

Elephant Guy 2011/09/20(Tue)01:04 No. 350645 ID: c44e0c
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this is a demon of sloth.

the demon of sleaze could be a hobo.

>>350593
I vote for this. The demon of SLOTH(S) was a GROUND SLOTH, because he was so lazy he couldn't climb trees. He was also too lazy to go to the picnic, so it was at his place, the ELEMENTAL PLANE OF BEDS. He had the power to MAKE PEOPLE DO THINGS FOR HIM. The demon of SLEAZE was in fact a HUMAN LAWYER. He had the power to SUE PEOPLE WHO SLIGHTED HIM FOR WHATEVER HE WANTED. The demon of lust was SEXY SNAKE, we know her already. The demon of GRIEVOUS BODILY HARM was a humanoid creature MADE OF BROKEN GLASS. It had the power to MAKE PEOPLE SCARED as well as the power to GIVE DEADLY HUGS. The demon of MISSING SOCKS AND VARIOUS OTHER SMALL THINGS was a small imp, with the power to PICKPOCKET OR GENERALLY STEAL OBJECTS AT RANGE. Because of this ability she was a FRIEND OF THE OLD DEMON OF LUST, for whom she often stole articles of clothing. The demon of REALLY COOL PEOPLE was just a REGULAR OLD ROCK, that had the power to make EVERYBODY PERCEIVE IT AS A REALLY COOL GUY. The demon of THINGS NOT WORKING PROPERLY EVEN WHEN YOU'VE GIVEN THEM A GOOD THUMPING was a GIANT CENTIPEDE that had the ability to CLIMB INTO MACHINES AND CONTROL THEM. She was a big prankster. The demon of NUMERICAL INCONSISTENCIES was... IMPOSSIBLE TO LOOK AT. It just... wasn't there. It is a thing that shouldn't exist, a hole in the world. It had the power to do whatever it wanted WITHOUT BEING SEEN OR PERCEIVED. This made it THE MOST DANGEROUS DEMON.

>>350680
The demon of Really Cool People -> a rock with Kamina Sunglasses

The demon of Numerological Inconsistencies -> (Usually) a six legged quadruped, with the power to retroactively change the numbers of things. These three demons are very powerful, as both of them are said to be able to multiply or un-multiply itself at will, though nobody has ever witnessed the four of them doing such a thing.

I support both centipedes and kamina suunglasses.

>>350611
I don't~

This year it had been the (prior) Demon of Lust's turn to pick the venue, and where else would he/she/it have chosen but the lustiest mall in the multiverse?

There was a lovely greenhouse with some very... exotic plants, and that was the space the 7 8 had rented out for the occasion.

Chaos demon. Serpentine, way too many saturated and varied colours, covered in spines and two big eyes with several pupils of all the colours of the acid trip- I mean, rainbow.

Fancies itself a trickster. Not really very tricksy. More of the kind of demon who thinks blowing into a paper bag and smashing it counts as a legitimate trickster prank.

[1/1] Author !TEEDashxDA 2011/10/01(Sat)21:52 No. 354817 ID: c891d3
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Scalene was transported to the sex mall, a dimension outside of space and time where anything can be gotten for the right price. As all of the demons were known to have enemies, the "picnic" was not being conducted in the open, but rather in a greenhouse with some... very exotic plants.

The naga discovered that she was the last of the demons to arrive, and found herself being glared at by the seven creatures sitting around the table. A small quadrupedal mammal with an inconsistent number of legs sitting to Scalene's left finally broke the silence her appearance seemed to have caused.

"I suppose you're the new Demon of Lust?"

"Y-yess."

"Well, now that we're all present, let us go around the table and introduce ourselves, as it would seem that five of our number have been replaced since our last meeting."

As if on cue, the slothlike creature on Scalene's right began to speak.

Time to flesh out the demons a little bit! Scalene's going to have to track them down one by one, so for each of them we'll need things like where they normally hang out and what their abilities and weaknesses are. To break things up, First two demons are the Demon of Sloth, an extremely lazy slothlike creature, and the Demon of Sleaze, a sue-happy human lawyer.

>>354817
They're already in the demon of sloth's home. He's just that lazy that he sat there until everyone else scheduled the thing in his home so he wouldn't have to move.

"I'm the demon of sloth." And then he yawned. Everyone waited for him to continue, but he just closed his eyes and started to snore.

"Hiiiii.", the giant sloth said, "Iiiii'm the deeemooon of sloooth. Iiiii liiiveee aaacroooss theee haaall aaat theee Maaatreeess Deeepooot. Caaan sooomeeebooodyyy geeet meee aaa saaandwiiich?" His eyes flash for a moment and the lawyer next to him snarls and grudgingly passes him the sandwich sitting within arm's reach of the sloth. "Do that again and I'll sue you, sloth." He looks at the rest of the demons. "I'm the demon of sleaze. My name, likeness, and self are all registered copyrights of myself under paradimensional copyright law paragraph thirteen. Don't try anything or I'll sue you for everything you've got, up to and including your soul."

>>354913
This. Also:

"While we're having this wonderful discussion, I should, as per paragraph 4 of section 29 of the recently accepted introduction procedures, state that my current address of residence is the Interplanar Bureau of Affairs, building 19, penthouse suite. No solicitors."

Typo !TEEDashxDA 2012/01/01(Sun)07:44 No. 376767 ID: c891d3
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Sure enough, the giant sloth on Scalene's right was, in fact, the Demon of Sloth.

"Hi," he droned in a low, gratingly slow voice. "I'm the Demon of Sloth." He paused to yawn very deliberately. "I live across the hall at the Mattress Depot. Can somebody get me a sandwich?"

No one responds. The sloth lolls his head back and forth, looking around the table, before settling on the demon to his right. The sloth's eyes flash, and the man grudgingly passes the nearest sandwich over.

This demon, having the physical appearance of an extremely annoyed lawyer, was the next to speak. "I am the Demon of Sleaze. My name, likeness, and self have all been registered to myself under paradimensional copyright law, paragraph thirteen. As per paragraph 4 of section 29 of the recently accepted introduction procedures, I should state that my current address of residence is the Interplanar Bureau of Affairs, building 19, penthouse suite. No solicitors. Don't try anything funny, or I'll sue you for everything you've got. Including your soul."

He turned his glare to the sloth. "And that goes double for you. Don't do that again."

Sorry for the delay! Our next pair of demons are the Demon of Grievous Bodily Harm, a humanoid creature made entirely of broken glass, and the Demon of Things Not Working Properly Even When You've Given Them A Good Thumping, a giant centipede capable of controlling machinery with a penchant for pranks. And one of them should probably introduce the Demon of Really Cool People, the rock placed on the table between them.

>>376767

To begin, Scalene played bad music and taught the demon of sloth to jazzercise.

>>376767
The Demon of Grievous Bodily Harm slowly walked over to Scalene and said "Hi" in a voice that sounded like grinding glass. He then offered his hand. Scalene just gave him a pointed look, and the Demon of Sleaze chuckled before saying "Seriously Grieves, does that ever work?".