>>337695

>>337646
To take his place in the demon hierarchy.

>>337695
>>337673
He's the demon of lust, so he has to bestow a lust-related curse, but I really like the legs thing. The curse gives her legs and turns her into a stereotypical lusty xenophillic quest character.

>>337703
What if they were the sexiest legs ever?

ÑotAuthor 2011/08/07(Sun)15:40 No. 337790 ID: ce4a4d
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Scalene waited impatiently through the absurdly long curse, wondering when the demon would finally make up its mind and expire!

as the artist I would like downvote legs because snake takes 5 seconds to draw, ha


Also,
>>337699 is what I would like to change my vote to encompass

>>337699
This, clearly. And no legs.

Failing that, I'd at least like to spend my vote downvoting legs, because it's freaking Scalene.

>>337790
THEN I'M UPVOTING LEGS

Everyone will think all that tail is slightly phallic.

>>337699
Do it! Oh and something about becoming both simultaneously a Were-Lust Demon and not.

hey you kill it your bought it. guess we are the new demon of lust.

>>337873
>were-lust demon
This sounds like loads of shenanigans.
DO EET.
also more author plot devices!

she was not only cursed with legs, but EIGHT OF THEM

[1/1] Author !TEEDashxDA 2011/08/09(Tue)18:39 No. 338417 ID: c891d3
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... causing Scalene to become the Demon of Lust herself!

She suddenly felt much... hornier.

The naga wondered what being a Demon of Lust entailed, exactly... and for that matter where she should go to find the next demon.

>>338417
Being a Demon of Lust means that she can no longer gain sustenance from any method but inspiring lust in others. When she does so, she instinctively nibbles off bits of their soul, which sustain her and make her stronger.

If she doesn't inspire any lust and devour souls thereby, she'll eventually wither away and die. On the other hand, if she gorges herself, she'll get all kinds of nifty lust-based magical powers.

Lust demons aren't allowed to wear equipment or clothes, but they are magically attractive to anything, regardless of their normal tastes in species or gender. They can exert a degree of control over the people who they seduce. Also, they get invited to the annual demon lord picnic!

Scalene found the demon's invitation on a table nearby, and decided to go in his stead to find the rest of the demon lords.

Being the Demon of Lust means she now feeds off of others experiencing lust nearby, and has some control over those who are motivated by lust.

It also attracts the occasional inconvenient adventurer who seeks to 'vanquish the evil' (whether this is a euphemism depending on the adventurer), and sometimes attracts worshipers who tend to be kind of creepy.

>>338426
This, because it has the most potential for hilarity.

People naturally give off small pieces of their life force when they are aroused. Luckily for them, it regenerates when they return to a resting state. Unfortunately, Scalene is a demon of lust, and is thus in a state of permanent sexual arousal, constantly losing energy. With her new demonic powers, she can absorb some of the energies of other people she arouses. If she actually sexually gratifies somebody, however, she can take as much of their life force as she wants, up to and including all of it. (Killing them)

>>338424
Also the thing about the picnic.

Scalene decided to check on the spider demon, since technically it should be her minion now.

It explained things like >>338421 and >>338426 to her, and also explained that in the future she should perhaps learn to control automatically shapeshifting into the object of desire for nearby people.

She hadn't even noticed that the prior demon's curse of eight legs had been fulfilled in a manner he(?) probably hadn't expected!

[1/1] animated! Author !TEEDashxDA 2011/08/13(Sat)13:41 No. 339654 ID: c891d3
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It occurred to Scalene that, while she might not herself understand the ramifications of her curse, the spider in the other room, being a servant of the prior lust demon, probably would.

She headed back through the cave and asked the spider what she had turned into.

"If you've taken his powers... you'll be able to sustain yourself on the lust of others, and control them through their lust. To help you in this, you will be magically attractive to everything. You can no longer wear clothing or equipment and may attract worshippers. Would-be adventurers may come to try to 'vanquish' you, as well. And of course you're invited to the annual picnic of the demons, which will be quite soon..."

It was quite a bit to take in at once. The naga wasn't sure how she should feel about all this...

"... oh, and you can alter your form to whatever is the ideal of anyone around you ... you seem to know how to do that already, though~"

scalane asked "if i kill all the demons and get ALL of their powers, would i win?"

>>339657
Yeah that's a pretty good question. Have to figure out if we can get the awesomest powers by doing some demon carnage.

During the subsequent sloppy spider makeouts Scalene developed a plan to defeat the other demons and return to her normal not slutty at all world where maracas have not yet been invented.

She changed back in fright from realizing that she was a spider, and after gathering herself decided that the best way to take out the demons would be to go to the picnic and turn them against each other. She also felt a little uneasy about the whole shape-shifting thing. She was already both normally and magically attractive, and was worried about what she might change into. What if the person turned out to be attracted to men and made her change genders? What if they liked something really weird, or some kind of form she would be helpless in? A demon could easily be attracted to helpless young girls. Or worse yet, what if they didn't like long tails? Scalene decided that she should be more careful about transforming from now on and figure out how to not automatically do it.

>>339686

This, barely. She could feel a tugging at her spirit in the spider's presence, and it took a constant force of will to maintain her natural form beneath the strangely pleasant warmth of the minor devil's lusty gaze.

Before going to the picnic, she thought perhaps she should visit the nymph again to let her know about the situation and perhaps pick up some tips on handling the demons.

"Scalene, what happened to you? What happened to your clothes?"

Her what?

>>339686

Scalene cannot change back due to fright from realizing that she was a spider, because Scalene already had sex with a spider without being frightened at all.

>>339747

Better.

>>339759
Except she never had sex with one.

>>339766
Yes she did. You just havent read the quest.

>>339794
What the hell do maracas have to do with sex?

>>339811

uh, everything? stop being such a virgin, dude.

anyway Scalene decided to attend the picnic.

>>339759
(The point isn't that she's startled at spiders, she's startled that she's turned into one spontaneously.)

Catch it in a pokeball.

[1/2] Author !TEEDashxDA 2011/08/15(Mon)19:46 No. 340496 ID: c891d3
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Scalene quickly reverted to her normal form, finding it quite uncomfortable being a spider. Even then, she felt a tugging at her... spirit? while she remained near the spider. She would have to be careful with this new ability.

"Sso... if I killed all the demonss... and got all their powerss..."

"I think you would become the most powerful... but I don't know."

The naga made up her mind to go to the picnic and try to turn the demons against each other to defeat them.

[2/2] Author !TEEDashxDA 2011/08/15(Mon)19:47 No. 340497 ID: c891d3
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Before she went to the picnic, though, Scalene decided to visit the nymph, seeing as it was on the way out of the cave anyway.

"Scalene, what happened to you? What happened to your clothes?"

The naga wasn't sure how to respond...

explain that killing these demons is complicated stuff.

Scalene explained in interpretive dance about how she killed the demon of Lust and got cursed with his powers. The Nymph understood perfectly, but still didn't understand why Scalene's not wearing her clothes anymore.

Scalene didn't understand that herself.

"What happened to YOUR clothes?"

And then Scalene had stolen her clothes.

>>340503

funny story about that, turns out if you kill a demon lord you get there job.

>>340503

But to prevent the nymph from getting upset, she apologized, and said she had been cursed by the dying words of one of the demons and stole any clothes she saw against her will. She then gave her a hug and apologized again to the now very embarassed nymph.

Clothessss? Didn't ring a bell. Instead, her mind was filled with hazy images of a dashingly handsome tozvryxien, the nymph's true object of desire.

"Well, we can at least dress you NOW. I have a spare outfit that might fit you."

...which promptly caught fire when Scalene took it.

>>340497
The Nymph was unaware that it was naked day. How embarrassed she would be when she realized! Scalene helpfully began taking the nymphs clothes off.

>>340497
Tell her to look over there and then steal her clothes, then ask her what happened to her clothes.

>>340503
Yes, this. And if she calls you out on it or gets upset, respond with >>340510
Resulting in a big awkward (sexy) naked snake hug.

>>340503

[1/1] Author !TEEDashxDA 2011/08/25(Thu)20:22 No. 342985 ID: 3bd8ec
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Scalene explained what had transpired and how she had found herself transformed into a new Demon of Lust upon vanquishing the old. The nymph accepted this, but still questioned why this meant the naga wasn't wearing anything.

While trying to think of an answer, Scalene saw for a moment the hazy images of a handsome creature similar to her own subject of affection, which she knew must be the nymph's true desire ... and suddenly found herself holding the nymph's clothes, which immediately caught fire

"What on earth are you doing, you daft snake?!"

She explains that this is part of the curse, and she can't help it. The curse destroys all clothes in her possession and forces her to do the same with any clothes she sees. She then proceeded to hug the nymph as a sign of apology.(The second part wasn't actually true, Scalene had just decided that if she wasn't allowed to wear clothes nobody was.)

>>342986
Scalene hugged the nymph and told her the curse destroys clothes, including those of people nearby, saying she was sorry. The nymph enjoyed the sexy naked snake hug FAR more than she was comfortable admitting, though her expression gave her away.

Scalene was tired of this shit. Time to beat up the demons and return to normal land. Scalene wondered what the hell she must be smoking right now and if the doobies have any more.

>>342985
"I HAVE NO IDEA HOW DID THIS GET HERE I AM NOT GOOD WITH DEMON!"

Then Scaline explains that she can't afford even a single outfit that would cover more than the tiniest sliver of her body.
To make these things it up to the nymph, Scaline offers to use her powers to hook her up with her true desire (but not mentioning she'll have to share because of lust, demon, and lust demon).

>>342985
Explain that you just wanted to kill the demons, and then stuff was all like "No Scalene, you are the demons!" and then you were a demon. But that isn't going to stop your plan to rid the world of demons by killing them all, so that's why you're going to the big demon meeting, but you were feeling exposed and wanted some clothes to cover yourself.

[1/1] Author !TEEDashxDA 2011/08/31(Wed)04:38 No. 344198 ID: 3bd8ec
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"I'm ssorry. I don't know what came over me. I think it'ss part of the cursse..." Scalene said rather sheepishly. Before the nymph could reply, the naga gave her a hug as some sort of apology. Oddly, the nymph seemed to accept this, apparently rather enjoying the hug.

"I sstill need to get rid of the other demons, but if you wanted, I could try to help you find your true dessire," Scalene told the nymph, figuring her powers would let her do this but not exactly clear on how. The nymph...

kissed her as she transformed.

Andthentheyfucked.jpg

The nymph thought about it, but realized what she meant. She couldn't fall in love with some kind of artificial illusion of the naga, it just wouldn't be right, and she would be longing for it forever afterward. "Besides," she realized, "I think I'm in love with her by herself" Though she did not intend it, she accidentally spoke her last thought aloud in her flustered state, and the two of them both turned bright red.

Kissed her and said "No, Scalene, you are my true desire." And the image in Scalene's mind changed into a very familiar naga, and she found she could not transform.

just as Scalene was starting to wonder if maybe she had gone to far, the nymph kissed her passionately. after a very enjoyably hour or two, while Scalene and the nymph were cuddling Scalene realized her form hadn't changed.

...was not a direct player character?

Scalene thought about this. How much of this was her? How much was her new instincts fighting for control? Was the nymph - whose name she couldn't remember - merely being affected by Scalene's aura? Was she actually still hungry?

Then the nymph kissed her.

Several hours later, feeling psychically bloated and gazing at the desiccated nymph and the rapturous smile still fixed upon her face, Scalene wondered if this had been a bad idea

The nymph began doing things with Scalene. Things involving Scrabble and candles. This inevitably lead to yet more pages of the story being mysteriously misplaced by the author.

>>344198
>the nymph...

...whose name was Mara, realized that she had no real reason to be attracted to the naga, who she had known for about five minutes now and who had mostly been causing problems for her ever since she showed up.

"Turn off your lust," she growled. "You have demons to kill and I'm not that kind of nymph."

Scalene blushed and hastily ended the hug.

>>344442
Agreed.

>>344442
Sounds just about right.

Not realizing she was under the effects of Scalene's "lust field" she kissed the snake. "I love you, Scalene..." Unfortunately for her, Scalene didn't realize that her transformed state was affecting her too. She kissed the nymph back as her demon instincts took over. And then they had sex.

the nymph realized what was going on here and promptly stabbed Scalene with a dagger she was hiding. author gets to decide where she was hiding it.

[1/2] Special thanks to Cockhole for filling in for Ñ on this update! Author !TEEDashxDA 2011/09/10(Sat)16:24 No. 347399 ID: 3bd8ec
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Overwhelmed by the powers the lust demon had granted the naga, the nymph, Mara responded to Scalene's offer with a passionate kiss. Scalene was surprised by this, but instincts she was not fully aware of led her to return the nymph's gesture. They stayed there for a moment, until...

Until...

[2/2] Typo !TEEDashxDA 2011/09/10(Sat)16:24 No. 347401 ID: 3bd8ec
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Mara abruptly stopped.

"Turn off your lust," she growled. "You have demons to kill and I'm not that kind of nymph. You've given me enough trouble for one day already."

"Ssorry," Scalene responded, releasing the hug and feeling altogether rather sheepish. Was it really going to be this hard to control herself from now on?

Mara had a point, though. Scalene still needed to take care of the other demons, lest... something... happen to reality as they knew it. Where would she go from here?

turn off your beard and it's a deal

>>347401
Uhh, Scalene decided to go to see her good friend Joe the Tozel, who used to work at the biggest library in the world, before he read all the books there and went blind. Joe is very smart, and would likely be able to help her find the other demons.

I vote that the other devils, rather than the boring standard set, include devils such as the devils of:
Grievous Bodily Harm
Cruelty To Animals
Really Cool People
Things Not Working Properly Even When You've Given Them A Good Thumping.

>>347410
I second this.

Woah, look at that beard. You better not mess with this chick.

>>347402
This.

The demonic picnic invitation was sent by magic, and it provided the magic to attend. All Scalene needed to do was tear the letter in two, and a temporary portal would be opened.

So after inviting the nymph along (Mara refused to come and hang out with even MORE weird demons, even if there were deviled eggs involved), that's what she did.

>>347410

I insist on a demon of sloth.

>>347466
Scalene decided that she was going to go off to see the demons at their picnic, since she was now one of them. It may be too difficult to kill them all together, but she would still get to meet them all and learn their secrets. She said goodbye to Mara (who had spontaneously gone back to normal again without her noticing) and used the magical invitation to travel to the picnic, which was conveniently today!

EveryZig 2011/09/11(Sun)10:04 No. 347602 ID: b6edd6
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>>347581
What about a demon of Sloths?

>>347602
>>347581
A demon of laziness, who is a sloth that never does anything. The picnic's at his forest because he can't be bothered to go anywhere.

The Seventh demon was the Demon of Terrible Quest Suggestions, though nobody knew what that meant.

and how about a demon of sleaze? we can make him sleazy enough to even turn off Sca's demonic lust.

>>347599
This.

[1/2] Author !TEEDashxDA 2011/09/19(Mon)21:14 No. 350583 ID: 3bd8ec
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Scalene procured her invitation to the picnic and read it a little more carefully. She noted that the event was, in fact, today, and that it was imbued with magic that would transport her there immediately if she tore the paper in half.

Scalene took a deep breath and ripped the invitation in two.

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"The other devils will have a gathering today. I can't challenge them all at once, but I'll try to learn their ssecretss sso I can go after them one by one," the naga told Mara.
"Hurry up, then," the nymph replied.

Scalene entered the portal and felt a dizzying sensation as she was transported to...

Needed: a location for the picnic, and six devils/demons - what they're the demon of and what they look like.

Demons of sex, boinking, orgies, bad food, tentacle monsters and cord tangling.

Demons of bad hair, barbershop quartets, juggling, brevity, square dancing, and beat poetry.

>>350584
location: sex mall
Demons: >>350585 >>350589

The devils of:
1. Sloths (and also Sloth)
2. Sleaze
(3 was Lust)
4. Grievous Bodily Harm
5. Cruelty To Animals
6. Really Cool People
7. Things Not Working Properly Even When You've Given Them A Good Thumping.
8. Numerical Inconsistencies

were meeting in THE PICNIC GROUND OF NO RETURN

>>350593
My own version

The devils of:
1. Sloths (and also Sloth)
2. Garden Gnomes
(3 was Lust)
4. Grievous Bodily Harm
5. Missing Socks and Various Other Small Things
6. Really Cool People
7. Things Not Working Properly Even When You've Given Them A Good Thumping.
8. Numerical Inconsistencies

I need physical appearances too, guys!

Elephant Guy 2011/09/20(Tue)01:04 No. 350645 ID: c44e0c
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this is a demon of sloth.

the demon of sleaze could be a hobo.

>>350593
I vote for this. The demon of SLOTH(S) was a GROUND SLOTH, because he was so lazy he couldn't climb trees. He was also too lazy to go to the picnic, so it was at his place, the ELEMENTAL PLANE OF BEDS. He had the power to MAKE PEOPLE DO THINGS FOR HIM. The demon of SLEAZE was in fact a HUMAN LAWYER. He had the power to SUE PEOPLE WHO SLIGHTED HIM FOR WHATEVER HE WANTED. The demon of lust was SEXY SNAKE, we know her already. The demon of GRIEVOUS BODILY HARM was a humanoid creature MADE OF BROKEN GLASS. It had the power to MAKE PEOPLE SCARED as well as the power to GIVE DEADLY HUGS. The demon of MISSING SOCKS AND VARIOUS OTHER SMALL THINGS was a small imp, with the power to PICKPOCKET OR GENERALLY STEAL OBJECTS AT RANGE. Because of this ability she was a FRIEND OF THE OLD DEMON OF LUST, for whom she often stole articles of clothing. The demon of REALLY COOL PEOPLE was just a REGULAR OLD ROCK, that had the power to make EVERYBODY PERCEIVE IT AS A REALLY COOL GUY. The demon of THINGS NOT WORKING PROPERLY EVEN WHEN YOU'VE GIVEN THEM A GOOD THUMPING was a GIANT CENTIPEDE that had the ability to CLIMB INTO MACHINES AND CONTROL THEM. She was a big prankster. The demon of NUMERICAL INCONSISTENCIES was... IMPOSSIBLE TO LOOK AT. It just... wasn't there. It is a thing that shouldn't exist, a hole in the world. It had the power to do whatever it wanted WITHOUT BEING SEEN OR PERCEIVED. This made it THE MOST DANGEROUS DEMON.

>>350680
The demon of Really Cool People -> a rock with Kamina Sunglasses

The demon of Numerological Inconsistencies -> (Usually) a six legged quadruped, with the power to retroactively change the numbers of things. These three demons are very powerful, as both of them are said to be able to multiply or un-multiply itself at will, though nobody has ever witnessed the four of them doing such a thing.

I support both centipedes and kamina suunglasses.

>>350611
I don't~

This year it had been the (prior) Demon of Lust's turn to pick the venue, and where else would he/she/it have chosen but the lustiest mall in the multiverse?

There was a lovely greenhouse with some very... exotic plants, and that was the space the 7 8 had rented out for the occasion.

Chaos demon. Serpentine, way too many saturated and varied colours, covered in spines and two big eyes with several pupils of all the colours of the acid trip- I mean, rainbow.

Fancies itself a trickster. Not really very tricksy. More of the kind of demon who thinks blowing into a paper bag and smashing it counts as a legitimate trickster prank.

[1/1] Author !TEEDashxDA 2011/10/01(Sat)21:52 No. 354817 ID: c891d3
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Scalene was transported to the sex mall, a dimension outside of space and time where anything can be gotten for the right price. As all of the demons were known to have enemies, the "picnic" was not being conducted in the open, but rather in a greenhouse with some... very exotic plants.

The naga discovered that she was the last of the demons to arrive, and found herself being glared at by the seven creatures sitting around the table. A small quadrupedal mammal with an inconsistent number of legs sitting to Scalene's left finally broke the silence her appearance seemed to have caused.

"I suppose you're the new Demon of Lust?"

"Y-yess."

"Well, now that we're all present, let us go around the table and introduce ourselves, as it would seem that five of our number have been replaced since our last meeting."

As if on cue, the slothlike creature on Scalene's right began to speak.

Time to flesh out the demons a little bit! Scalene's going to have to track them down one by one, so for each of them we'll need things like where they normally hang out and what their abilities and weaknesses are. To break things up, First two demons are the Demon of Sloth, an extremely lazy slothlike creature, and the Demon of Sleaze, a sue-happy human lawyer.

>>354817
They're already in the demon of sloth's home. He's just that lazy that he sat there until everyone else scheduled the thing in his home so he wouldn't have to move.

"I'm the demon of sloth." And then he yawned. Everyone waited for him to continue, but he just closed his eyes and started to snore.

"Hiiiii.", the giant sloth said, "Iiiii'm the deeemooon of sloooth. Iiiii liiiveee aaacroooss theee haaall aaat theee Maaatreeess Deeepooot. Caaan sooomeeebooodyyy geeet meee aaa saaandwiiich?" His eyes flash for a moment and the lawyer next to him snarls and grudgingly passes him the sandwich sitting within arm's reach of the sloth. "Do that again and I'll sue you, sloth." He looks at the rest of the demons. "I'm the demon of sleaze. My name, likeness, and self are all registered copyrights of myself under paradimensional copyright law paragraph thirteen. Don't try anything or I'll sue you for everything you've got, up to and including your soul."

>>354913
This. Also:

"While we're having this wonderful discussion, I should, as per paragraph 4 of section 29 of the recently accepted introduction procedures, state that my current address of residence is the Interplanar Bureau of Affairs, building 19, penthouse suite. No solicitors."

Typo !TEEDashxDA 2012/01/01(Sun)07:44 No. 376767 ID: c891d3
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Sure enough, the giant sloth on Scalene's right was, in fact, the Demon of Sloth.

"Hi," he droned in a low, gratingly slow voice. "I'm the Demon of Sloth." He paused to yawn very deliberately. "I live across the hall at the Mattress Depot. Can somebody get me a sandwich?"

No one responds. The sloth lolls his head back and forth, looking around the table, before settling on the demon to his right. The sloth's eyes flash, and the man grudgingly passes the nearest sandwich over.

This demon, having the physical appearance of an extremely annoyed lawyer, was the next to speak. "I am the Demon of Sleaze. My name, likeness, and self have all been registered to myself under paradimensional copyright law, paragraph thirteen. As per paragraph 4 of section 29 of the recently accepted introduction procedures, I should state that my current address of residence is the Interplanar Bureau of Affairs, building 19, penthouse suite. No solicitors. Don't try anything funny, or I'll sue you for everything you've got. Including your soul."

He turned his glare to the sloth. "And that goes double for you. Don't do that again."

Sorry for the delay! Our next pair of demons are the Demon of Grievous Bodily Harm, a humanoid creature made entirely of broken glass, and the Demon of Things Not Working Properly Even When You've Given Them A Good Thumping, a giant centipede capable of controlling machinery with a penchant for pranks. And one of them should probably introduce the Demon of Really Cool People, the rock placed on the table between them.

>>376767

To begin, Scalene played bad music and taught the demon of sloth to jazzercise.

>>376767
The Demon of Grievous Bodily Harm slowly walked over to Scalene and said "Hi" in a voice that sounded like grinding glass. He then offered his hand. Scalene just gave him a pointed look, and the Demon of Sleaze chuckled before saying "Seriously Grieves, does that ever work?".