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196517 No. 196517 ID: 6a5a08


Choose your destiny!
Expand all images
No. 196518 ID: c4c313

No. 196519 ID: c4c313

No, Red!
No. 196520 ID: c4c313

Wait wait, PINK
No. 196522 ID: c4c313

Ah, whatever!
No. 196524 ID: 903f16

Red looks more familiar, I'm gonna go with Red.
No. 196526 ID: 9c88ce

I'm going to choose pink it's different and because it has black in there.
No. 196528 ID: 266e3d


id go pink. it implies a female player. or a trap.
No. 196533 ID: 6a5a08
File 127708270498.jpg - (119.71KB , 720x720 , BelchUpchuck.jpg )

"I am Belch Upchuck! To catch them is my real test, and to train them is my cause! One day I will be the greatest Pokemon Master the world has ever known, and then I will rule the world with an iron fist... of JUSTICE!"
No. 196534 ID: d9ca51
File 127708297613.gif - (856.05KB , 300x169 , oscarsapplause.gif )

No. 196538 ID: 6a5a08
File 12770833682.jpg - (137.68KB , 720x720 , MeetYou.jpg )

"And you are my faithful Charmander companion, christened Pink."

You are now in direct control of you. That is, the Charmander.
No. 196542 ID: 8bdb6a

Our trainer is a dick. Let's set him on fire.
No. 196543 ID: a594b9

Hug trainer.
No. 196547 ID: d3dfb8

He named us pink.
No. 196550 ID: 6a5a08
File 127708467526.jpg - (133.94KB , 720x720 , Hugsforall.jpg )

You do not know Ember, so instead you jump up and hug Belch. He seems like a depressed uncreative nerd, no need to blame him for his nature.
No. 196551 ID: 4590c4

Hooray, we're one of the world's most vulnerable pokemons.

If that light on our tail goes out, we done.
No. 196552 ID: 903f16

Well we aren't going to get strong and evolve just by sitting around, lead him into grass and start a fight with any birds or rats you find.
No. 196553 ID: d3dfb8

He seems like a depressed uncreative nerd, use our tail to light him on fire.
No. 196554 ID: 4590c4

Make sure we dont fall. Dig those claws into his shirt.
No. 196579 ID: 6a5a08
File 127708740095.jpg - (119.78KB , 720x720 , AngerIssues.jpg )

Since attacking your Trainer would probably get you shipped off to some freaky unethical lab to be put down, or worse, experimented on, you go look for a poor innocent Wild Pokemon on which to take out your anger at being named Pink.

Finding a poor, innocent, unsuspecting Pikachu you prepare your favorite Scratching claw.
No. 196581 ID: a594b9

No. 196582 ID: 266e3d

lets pretend to not be a pyromaniac and go on adventure.

also attempt to not set patch of tall grass on fire in order to gain exp.
No. 196583 ID: 8bdb6a

Roll a seduction check.
No. 196584 ID: d3dfb8

Insert claw into wild Pickachu anus and roar "I AM PINK! FEAR ME! Uguu~"
No. 196585 ID: 266e3d

use ember on pikachu, then dig claws on his back.

when you discover he has thundershock, attempt to ground yourself with him.
No. 196590 ID: c4c313

Uh, but I am pink. Why would I have a problem with being called Pink? Also I need some fucking sunscreen since I'm some kind of weird albino.
No. 196591 ID: d3dfb8
File 127708892021.jpg - (269.16KB , 1024x768 , pink696.jpg )

Nuff said.
No. 196599 ID: 6a5a08
File 127708985320.jpg - (126.73KB , 720x720 , ConflictedEmotions.jpg )

You Scratch the Pikachu's face, then before it can counter, use Attract.

It forgets its thoughts of revenge and is just staring at you. Idiot.
Your Trainer seems to not know what to do, never having been in a battle before. Stupid human. Looks like you have to do everything yourself.

Also, due to being a Fire Type, you have natural resistance to the sun, and don't burn easily. Still, sunscreen is a good idea, have to point it out to Nerdchuck next time we stop by a PokeMart.
No. 196605 ID: 266e3d

wait he looks ripe for a pokeball! hug him and hope the trainer gets the right idea.
No. 196618 ID: 4590c4

Great. A trainer with no handling talents. Just wait 'till he decides to send us diving for pokemons. It'll be paradise.
No. 196619 ID: 0b2a05

Agreed. Hug the pikachu. Hope he gets the message.
No. 196655 ID: c4c313


How on earth did I learn Attract? Is my trainer loaded or something? That thing costs like 3000poké! At any rate it only works on opposite gendered pokémon so hugging him/her will ensure a long line of weird mutant ditto colored charmanders. Or pikachus if I'm a guy. er...


I think I'm just gonna bitch at my trainer until he throws a pokéball.
No. 196733 ID: 6a5a08

You hug the Pikachu. Pikachu's Static ability paralyzes you!
You bitch at Nerdchuck to use the Pokeball already before Attract wears off. He cannot understand your words, but he gets the point and throws the Pokeball.

[Please Roll a 1d100.
Anything above 40 is a catch. If more than one person rolls before the next update, I will sue the average- so if someone botches the roll you can still have a chance. At the same time, if someone rolls a good roll, you may not want to mess with it.]
No. 196734 ID: 6a5a08
File 127712543193.jpg - (179.60KB , 720x720 , Pokeball1.jpg )

[Image was forgotten]
No. 196740 ID: 903f16

rolled 100 = 100

Well hell, here goes nothing.
No. 196750 ID: 2acf2b

No. 196752 ID: 4590c4

rolled 17 = 17

No. 196753 ID: a594b9

What did you even roll for? 100 is the MAXIMUM.
No. 196759 ID: 4590c4

<.< Roll more! things can only be improved! We're still in 'no' but we can reach 'yes!'
No. 196760 ID: a594b9

WRONG. HIGH IS GOOD. Read more better.
No. 196763 ID: 2acf2b

rolled 84 = 84

Fool! We had natural 100...
No. 196764 ID: 903f16

This is what happens when people don't read the actual quest and just start rolling. Now we've wasted the natural 100 I rolled.
No. 196765 ID: a594b9

No. 196910 ID: 6a5a08
File 127715719933.jpg - (141.39KB , 720x720 , CaughtYellow.jpg )

"Yeah, I caught a Pikachu!"

Hmph. You do all the hard work, and publicly ruin your reputation by being dumb enough to hug a Pikachu, and getting paralyzed, yet you don't even get honorable mention in his victory shout. Well,a t least Nerdchuck had enough sense to heal you after. Maybe there's hope for him- but you doubt it.

Would you like to Nickname caught Pikachu?

"Yeah, I'll name him Yellow!"

Oh wonderful, another Pokemon to be made fun of for life because of this kid's names. You almost feel bad for it.

Alright, you should probably drag Nerdchuck back to town now, he's been lost for about an hour.

We can go through the Haunted Forest, or go back the way you came through the Rocky Pass.

Both you and the wounded Pikachu will be weak against Rock Types (you almost fainted on the way here), but if we run across a Mankey it'll be useful later.

The Forest has Ghost Types though, and you don't know any attack moves other than Scratch. Then again, they're rare, and the Grass and Bug Types are pretty weak, especially f you manage to level up and learn Ember.
No. 196916 ID: c5296f

Well hopefully yon trainer has the good sense to double back to the nearest center and heal yon new Pikachu, after which point the forest is more sensible, but odds are we don't get an actual vote on this.
No. 196922 ID: 4590c4

Forest. Yellow should know some shocky moves to protect from ghosts.
See if we can catch another yellow pokemon and see if nerdsward's brain snaps coming up with a name.
No. 196950 ID: c4c313

Forest. Running away from a minority of ghost types is better odds than running away from a majority of rock types. Plus Yellow shock etc.
No. 196996 ID: 421147

after pokecenter, lets try forest.

and not setting it on fire.
No. 197001 ID: 6a5a08
File 127717653414.jpg - (171.99KB , 720x720 , AWalkInthePark.jpg )

You're trying to get Nerdchuck back to town so you can go to the Pokemon Center. Anyhow, you go the the forest, taking care not to set anything aflame with your tail.

The Trainer gets nervous and scared and brings out Yellow so he can feel safer behind a solid wall of two Pokemon half his size.

You and Yellow chat while you walk, since Nerdchuck is so slow and paranoid. Yellow seems nice, if a bit naive. He also seems self-conscious about his height- he keeps walking on his tip toes to try and stand as tall as you. It's pretty funny.

Anyways, there's two paths up ahead, one goes left and one goes right. You can't recall which direction you're going, but you think it's probably North. Town is to the East, so which way should you go?
No. 197004 ID: 1a99f0

wait, if attraction worked, and the pikachu is a guy...that mean's we're a girl? or is the pikachu gay?

Anyway, if we're headed north and the town is east, right would lead us back to town.
No. 197006 ID: c5296f

... We're a shiny female starter? Guess it's a good thing we have an idiot for an owner and not some walkthrough fiend who'd try and use us to create some Poké-quisatch-haderach.

Leading him back to town is the thing to do though, what with the getting fully healed, so yeah, east.
No. 197028 ID: 4590c4

There isn't that much risk of starting a fire, unless we deliberately try to. Sure, we might smoulder live plants or singe the grass, but unless it's hot and dry and there's lots of dead branches out there shouldn't be much ignition material.
No. 197029 ID: 4590c4

Also, go Right. East is Right of North.
No. 197030 ID: 911d56

I'm not a breeder, so I dunno if you two are the same egg group or not.
However, you might be able to relieve some stress by beating the crap outta Yellow and making it look like kinky stuff, if ya know what I mean. He does look rather submissive to you, after all. (Do they make whips and fetish gear in poke-sizes, or do they just have to make do with their natural abilities?)
No. 197124 ID: 6a5a08
File 127721150932.jpg - (172.20KB , 720x720 , WhyDidtheTorchicStopAtTheCrossroads.jpg )

You arrive at another crossroads. Nerdchuck wants to go right, and stay on the edge of the forest, where there's less chance of a Ghost attacking you, or getting lost.

Yellow, on the other hand, thinks we should go the other way, since there's supposed to be some kind of treasure the Wild Pokemon were talking about and he wants to find it.

Well, searching for some lost treasure would be interesting, but Nerdchuck has a point for once. Yellow isn't fully healed, and we're out of potions, so if he gets K.O.'d you'll have no way to fight Ghost Pokemon.
No. 197128 ID: 0b2a05

...Would come back for it later, but doubting his ability to backtrack. If things REALLY get bad, one thing that he can likely do is run away. Go with yellow.
No. 197155 ID: c85d90


hey, nothing ventured, nothing gained. keep yellowchu in the middle case we get a attack.

No. 197159 ID: 77cfab


Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Plus do you really want to agree with nerdchuck?
No. 197182 ID: c4c313

Ha ha you guys are so fainted. That treasure better be a whole crate of Revives.
No. 197199 ID: ff6cf4

naw man, its treasure for pokemons.

its problaby a crate of doritos or maybe dr.pepper.
No. 197305 ID: 6a5a08
File 127724258837.jpg - (172.61KB , 720x720 , Justpassingby.jpg )

Your current inventory is as follows:

Belch Upchuck:
-One plain Pokeball
-Three Paralyz Heal
-Two Cans of PokeChow

Pink: No held item

Yellow: No held item

You decide to go with Yellows plan and have an ADVENTURE! As you walk down the path you and Yellow chat some more. Apparently the treasure is called the Silver Carapace, and that it grants whoever finds it one wish.

Soon you pass by an old abandoned shack. Yellow passes it by, saying it doesn't look like a place with treasure. However, your Woman's Intuition tells you that there's something valuable there.
Nerdchuck seems worried about it, but he's scared of everything in this forest.
No. 197317 ID: 1a99f0

into the shack, then.
No. 197321 ID: ff6cf4

resting spot is always good. scout the surroundings and get in.

remmeber to knock first.
No. 197327 ID: 903f16

>Apparently the treasure is called the Silver Carapace, and that it grants whoever finds it one wish.

Man that sounds way too good to be true, but we should investigate on the off chance it is. Look through the windows before you decide to enter though, it could be a trap.
No. 197356 ID: c4c313


Nah, the only thing one wish does in pokémon is heal you the next turn.


Resting spot? More like an ideal landscape for ghost pokémon to dwell! ...maybe if it was bigger than a shack. I guess it could hold one of them, just waiting to spring on you in surprise!
No. 197385 ID: 4590c4

what if its a house-sized ditto? o.o
No. 197584 ID: 6a5a08
File 127729858676.jpg - (346.00KB , 720x720 , WelcometotheGhostHouse.jpg )

You enter the old shack an- what the fuck! Someone wrote all over the place in red pen. You have a bad feeling about this.

It seems they left no surface unused, probably because their penmanship is terrible. In some spots it looks thinner, like they were running out of ink.

The three symbols on the wall look different from the rest, you think they may have been put there by a different person than the one with the pen.

The floor boards are cracked and creaky, and one is marked by a red X.
No. 197615 ID: a594b9

Checking under that x'd floorboard seems like the obvious thing to do.
No. 197623 ID: 732129


Gie Yellow a bitching tattoo on his chest with the paint pen.
No. 197653 ID: 4590c4

Looks like there's a pen in the corner. Draw upon thine self.
No. 197700 ID: 6a5a08
File 127732598035.jpg - (143.03KB , 720x720 , WerentThereThreeOfUs.jpg )

You pick up the pen, planning on drawing on yourself and Yellow for shits and giggles. Unfortunately, the pen is our of ink. As soon as you pick it up, the floorboard with the X on it drops down piece by piece, forming a staircase into a dark corridor.

The four brave adventurers gazes into the abyss of ter- wait, four?
No. 197703 ID: d3dfb8

Throw that fucker at pikajew
Static up in hurr.
No. 197708 ID: a594b9

Say hello to the GASTLY. Like, really. Talk to it.
No. 197719 ID: 1a99f0

awwwwww, can we keep him?
No. 197725 ID: 6a5a08
File 127732744185.jpg - (152.34KB , 720x720 , WildGastlyAppears.jpg )

Wild GASTLY Appears! Wild GASTLY has Preemptive Strike. Pink is forced into battle as the party leader.

Wild GASTLY uses SING!

[Roll 1d20, 10 or below causes Pink to fall asleep, 11 or above allows Pink to resist the effect]
No. 197728 ID: 5cc920

rolled 4 = 4

Let's do eeeet!!!!
No. 197729 ID: a594b9

rolled 20 = 20

No. 197733 ID: c5296f

I say take one for the team and growl until we go down, letting yellow finish it off without much problem.
No. 197745 ID: 6a5a08
File 127732904192.jpg - (158.96KB , 720x720 , PinkUsesGrowl.jpg )


Pink resists the sleep effect and uses GROWL!

Wild GASTLY's Attack decreases slightly.
No. 197747 ID: 6a5a08
File 127732913751.jpg - (165.50KB , 720x720 , GastlyusesLick.jpg )

Wild GASTLY uses LICK!

Pink takes minor damage.

[Roll 1d20, anything over 6 resists Paralysis]
No. 197748 ID: 1a99f0

No. 197754 ID: a594b9

rolled 3 = 3

Continue with the strategy.
No. 197757 ID: 5cc920

rolled 2 = 2

Resist, for great justice!
No. 197758 ID: 1a99f0

lol we're boned.
No. 197770 ID: 6a5a08
File 127733125518.jpg - (151.52KB , 720x720 , PinkParalyzed.jpg )

Pink is Paralyzed! She still, however, manages to use GROWL again.

Wild GHASTLY's Attack decreases slightly.
No. 197772 ID: 6a5a08
File 127733136910.jpg - (167.42KB , 720x720 , GastlyusesLickAgain.jpg )


Wild GASTLY uses LICK!

Pink takes minor damage.

[Roll 1d10 for Turn Paralysis, under 4 results in no action being taken (by Pink)]
No. 197777 ID: 0c4fcd

rolled 8 = 8

i had rolled a d10, ignore that.

also attract
No. 197778 ID: 0c4fcd

i mean a d20 >_< it was for the para resist.

can you use only 1 type of dice pleez?
No. 197784 ID: 1a99f0

doesn't attract only work on opposite sex pokemon?
No. 197786 ID: 6a5a08
File 127733272527.jpg - (158.44KB , 720x720 , QuestFailsAtGirlonGirl.jpg )

Pink uses ATTRACT!

Wild GASTLY is flattered, but she doesn't swing that way. Sorry!
No. 197787 ID: 6a5a08
File 127733279266.jpg - (167.61KB , 720x720 , GastlyusesLickAgainAgain.jpg )

Pink is really getting tired of being licked into submission...

[Roll 1d20 for Turn Paralysis]
No. 197788 ID: 5d84fb

rolled 18 = 18

shoot it with fire
No. 197789 ID: 7ecfef

>Ghastly uses Lick
>Ghastly doesn't swing that way
>I'm getting mixed signals here.

Can we heckle our trainer to just let us run from this fight?
No. 197790 ID: 6a5a08

[Forgot since changed dice for Copper: Also, anything over 12 is a resist]
No. 197791 ID: 0c4fcd

rolled 1 = 1

growl anyway.
No. 197793 ID: a594b9

That was a 1d10. DOES NOT COUNT.

Use Growl again.
No. 197794 ID: 0c4fcd

wait. that was a d10. damm my luck.

use growl.
No. 197797 ID: 0c4fcd

rolled 2 = 2

excuse my derp. sometimes i go hurr.
No. 197799 ID: 6a5a08
File 127733392626.jpg - (167.61KB , 720x720 , ThisSucks.jpg )

[Converted to d20, Copper's roll is a 2.]

Pink is paralyzed cannot move!

Wild GASTLY used LICK!

[Turn Paralysis Roll: 12/20 or over.
Fun Fact: The tongues of some Pokemon (such as Gastly's Evolution Chain) excrete a chemical which soaks into an enemy's skin, causing extreme discomfort, and possible Paralysis.]
No. 197800 ID: 5d84fb

rolled 20 = 20

just switch or run already, jeez.
No. 197805 ID: 0c4fcd

rolled 16 = 16

switch. yellow, HUGZ TIEM.
No. 197807 ID: a594b9

Why don't we use a Paralysis Heal instead?
No. 197810 ID: 6a5a08
File 127733530529.jpg - (159.14KB , 720x720 , YellowEntersBattle.jpg )

Pink switches with Yellow! You are now in control of Yellow.

No. 197811 ID: 6a5a08
File 127733538564.jpg - (160.18KB , 720x720 , GastlyUsesSing.jpg )

Wild GASTLY uses SING!

[Roll 1d20 for Sing resist, 11+ allows resist]
No. 197813 ID: 0c4fcd

rolled 11 = 11

dont fail me now dices!

No. 197819 ID: a594b9


No. 197890 ID: 6a5a08

rolled 1 = 1

No. 197891 ID: 5d84fb

hell yeah!
No. 197892 ID: 6a5a08

rolled 9 = 9

No. 197893 ID: 5d84fb

double hell yeah!
No. 197895 ID: 0c4fcd

what the poop?

aw man, we gon get licked.
No. 197896 ID: 6a5a08
File 127734579774.jpg - (175.75KB , 720x720 , AShockinglyBadPairofRolls.jpg )


Wild GASTLY takes moderate damage.

Wild GASTLY is Paralyzed!

Wild GASTLY is Paralyzed, it cannot move!

[Remind me never to make important rolls in other quests]
No. 197897 ID: 5d84fb

YES! spam thundershock until it's red or very low yellow.
No. 197899 ID: 0c4fcd

rolled 10 = 10

the consensus seem to be that certain skills are required to peform certain actions. if you dontt want to roll paralysis yourself, simply admit that every turn or so the paykeymoon gets paralised.

rinse and repeat. i think we can fit 2 more thundershocks
No. 197902 ID: 6a5a08

rolled 15 = 15

... I made a post about rolling and forgot to roll. Yeah, definitely best to not leave things to my brain.
No. 197908 ID: 6a5a08
File 127734717958.jpg - (176.17KB , 720x720 , YellowusesThundershock.jpg )


Wild GASTLY takes moderate damage.
No. 197909 ID: d3dfb8

No. 197911 ID: 6a5a08
File 127734737846.jpg - (181.41KB , 720x720 , GastlyusesLickonYellow.jpg )

Wild GASTLY uses LICK!

Yellow takes minor damage.

[Yellow is an Electric type. If I remember, that means he cannot be Paralyzed. Also, after taking 20 minutes to draw a Pikachu ear, and misspelling seventeen words (I counted) I believe this is a sign to take a break for the night... or at least until I can see.

No. 197914 ID: c4c313

One more should put Ghastly into the yellow. Then justice boy can throw a pokeball!

If this is anything like the game we should immediately abort mission, hoof it straight to a pokemon center, then hoof it on back where nothing will have developed or changed in our absence.

Nahh we'll probably just faint and DIE IN THE DARKNESSS
No. 197922 ID: a594b9

Electric type pokemon can get paralyzed too.

Status immunities are tied to type as follows:
Ice types can't be Frozen by Ice moves. Tri-attack works.
Fire types can't be Burned at all.
Poison types can't be Poisoned. Neither can Steel types.
Grass types are immune to Leech Seed. That can still be transferred to Grass types via Baton Pass though.
No. 197992 ID: c4c313

Just completely geek out over it:


Only 4 pokémon can have a natural immunity to paralysis. The games suck though pikchu can't be paralyzed because that would be lame.
No. 198173 ID: 6a5a08

rolled 18 = 18

[Oh well, now I know.]
No. 198176 ID: 6a5a08
File 127738948720.jpg - (176.41KB , 720x720 , WhyisntitcalledLightningshock.jpg )


Wild GASTLY takes moderate damage.
No. 198178 ID: 6a5a08
File 127738958330.jpg - (182.28KB , 720x720 , GastlyusesLickonYellow2.jpg )

Wild GASTLY uses LICK!

Yellow takes minor damage.

[Please roll 1d20 for Paralysis, 11/20 or more is resist]
No. 198181 ID: a594b9

rolled 11 = 11

Throw a ball at it!
No. 198182 ID: 732129

rolled 11 = 11


No. 198184 ID: 6a5a08
File 127739039355.jpg - (135.30KB , 720x720 , Justice-Boy.jpg )

Yellow resists Paralysis effect.

Justice Boy leaps heroically into the scene, throwing a Pokeball at the Wild GASTLY like only a true hero- or delusional nerd- could!

[Please roll 1d100 for catch, anything above 25 is a success]
No. 198185 ID: a594b9

rolled 11 = 11

No. 198186 ID: a594b9

Welp. Someone help me out here.
No. 198187 ID: 0b2a05

rolled 21 = 21

No. 198202 ID: 0d154c

I nearly screwed things up last time. I hope It works now. >.>
No. 198204 ID: 0d154c

rolled 73 = 73

e.e we're all going to die at this rate.
No. 198212 ID: a594b9

That'll do it. 105/3 > 25
No. 198213 ID: 6a5a08
File 127739450557.jpg - (343.91KB , 720x720 , PlumJoinedthe Party.jpg )

"Yeah, I caught a Gastly!"

Gastly was caught. Would you like to name caught Gastly?

"Of course! I'll name her Plum!"

As Nerdchuck goes about his little naming ceremony, you plan ahead. The tunnel is dark, but your tail flame should be able to provide light for the group. Plus, you're pretty sure Ghosts can see in the dark.

Nerdchuck has healed Paralysis from you and Plum, there is one Paralyz Heal left.

You are holding the Empty Red Pen. It has no effect, but can be turned in to the Recycling Police in town for 5 Poké.
No. 198214 ID: a594b9

Down we go~
No. 198225 ID: e7f7a0

investigate the hole?
No. 198272 ID: 6a5a08
File 127740401446.jpg - (157.58KB , 720x720 , NotAloneIntheNotDark.jpg )

Nerdchuck brings out Plum, and the party descends into the darkness. Almost immediately, Plum begins whistling a happy adventuring tune. Several crystals in the cave walls begin to glow, lighting your way.
No. 198276 ID: 6a5a08
File 127740420198.jpg - (87.44KB , 720x720 , ThreeKeys.jpg )

You arrive at a flat wall, a dead end. On the wall are three indentations, with one deeper indentation in each, indentations forming lines between them, and a shape in the middle.

You suspect these correspond with the symbols in the shack upstairs.
No. 198315 ID: a594b9

Oh, looks like we'd better go grab the symbols.
No. 198423 ID: 6a5a08
File 127741751451.jpg - (338.91KB , 720x720 , NotActuallyObjects.jpg )

You have Yellow stand on Nerdchuck's shoulders and try and take off one of the symbols. Yellow says he thinks it's just painted on, it's not actually a removable object.

Nerdchuck complains that Yellow is too heavy for his weak nerd muscles. Yellow seems to have become self-conscious about his weight.
No. 198424 ID: d98958

reassure yellow that he is okay and that nerd is just a nerd.
No. 198425 ID: a594b9

Why would a man be self-conscious about their weight? That's all muscle, baby.

Okay then... what's on the 4th wall?
No. 198435 ID: 6a5a08
File 127741883614.jpg - (123.90KB , 720x720 , Fourth Wall.jpg )

>what's on the 4th wall?

Hey! Whatever happened to privacy in one's own home?
No. 198457 ID: a594b9

What? Is that your house?

Ugh. Anyway, I don't know what to do. We don't have anything to put in those recesses. Let's start poking at them or something. Well, the writing says 'singing helps' so maybe if Plum sings, something will happen?
No. 198459 ID: d98958

shoot the one on the right with lightning?
No. 198463 ID: 6a5a08
File 127742207698.jpg - (173.24KB , 720x720 , Sing-Along.jpg )

You ask Plum to sing and she gladly does so. However, not much happens as a result, other than everyone feeling sleepy and relaxed. Also the lights come on downstairs again.

Your Woman's Intuition tells you that perhaps Professor Hangedorf in town will know something about the symbols and the cave, being a smart college-educated researcher and all.
No. 198465 ID: a594b9

Okay. Let's go back to town then. We need more pokeballs anyway.
No. 198488 ID: d3dfb8

cheer up yellow.
give him a kiss.
No. 198523 ID: 1a99f0

plus he has dorf in his name. That grants a +10 to cave knowledge. better go ask him.
No. 198533 ID: 6a5a08
File 127742830688.jpg - (177.06KB , 720x720 , Prepare for Trouble.jpg )

As the party approaches the exit from the forest into town, a tree falls in their path. Three figures jump on top of it from above.

"Halt and be silent!"

"Before we need to get violent."

"To bring the odd and uproarious!"

"To rise up the new empire, proud and glorious."

"To reveal the evils of the dark and blight!"

"And bring the world into the old light."



"A-13 extends its mighty arm!"

"Give up now, or face bodily harm."

No. 198536 ID: 1a99f0

oh god they're even worse.
No. 198538 ID: 1f8d38

Tell them that they are lame.

They won't understand, what with us being a charmander, but we'll feel better.
No. 198539 ID: a594b9

"Shouldn't you have more than one pokemon? Whatever LET'S FIGHT."
No. 198540 ID: d3dfb8

Have Plum sing then tie them up and loot their bodies. Leave them there for the rattatas to eat.
No. 198545 ID: 6a5a08

rolled 2 = 2

No. 198547 ID: 6a5a08

rolled 18 = 18

No. 198550 ID: 6a5a08
File 127742954247.jpg - (153.30KB , 720x720 , Sleeping.jpg )


Plum uses SING!

Bob has fallen asleep!
No. 198552 ID: 6a5a08
File 127742958498.jpg - (149.98KB , 720x720 , Normal-Ghost.jpg )

Bob uses TACKLE!

Does not effect Plum!
No. 198554 ID: d3dfb8

No. 198558 ID: 34470e

Wait, what? Doesn't any Pokemon have to wait until their next turn to have a chance of waking up?
No. 198560 ID: a594b9

No. 198585 ID: c4c313

No. 198587 ID: d3dfb8

No. 198725 ID: 6a5a08

rolled 5 = 5

I believe I've had a Pokemon wake up on the same turn it fell asleep at least twice. They weren't on my team, either.
No. 198726 ID: 6a5a08

rolled 20 = 20

No. 198727 ID: 6a5a08
File 127747292679.jpg - (159.60KB , 720x720 , ItTastesBad.jpg )

Plum uses LICK!

Bob takes minor damage. Bob is Paralyzed!


Plum does not know those moves.
No. 198728 ID: 6a5a08
File 12774730107.jpg - (158.26KB , 720x720 , String Shot.jpg )


Plum's speed decreased!
No. 198730 ID: a594b9

More licking! This fight is going to be easy. That Caterpie can't damage Plum at all.
No. 198767 ID: 6a5a08

rolled 18 = 18

No. 198768 ID: 6a5a08
File 127748674940.jpg - (187.38KB , 720x720 , ArtEnterstheBattle.jpg )

Bob switches out.

Art has entered the battle.

Plum uses LICK!

Art takes minor damage. "Don't do that."
No. 198770 ID: a594b9


Okay stop the fight, they're not playing by the rules. If they won't stop, use Sing.
No. 198780 ID: 6a5a08

rolled 19 = 19

No. 198784 ID: 6a5a08
File 127748903216.jpg - (173.34KB , 720x720 , Pursuit.jpg )

Plum uses SING!

The move failed. "Art does not sleep. Art waits."

Art uses PURSUIT!

It's super effective, Plum takes moderate damage.
No. 198804 ID: 1d80b3

keep licking!
No. 198824 ID: 903f16

Well that just made things more difficult. He's got a dark type move which can wreck plum if we leave him in there for too long, but since that dark type move he knows is pursuit we can't really risk switching out. Try Sing again and if we're successful this time switch out with pink.
No. 198850 ID: 6a5a08

rolled 2 = 2

No. 198854 ID: 6a5a08

rolled 14 = 14

No. 198855 ID: 6a5a08
File 12775002915.jpg - (170.08KB , 720x720 , Waiting.jpg )

Plum uses SING!

Art has fallen Asleep waiting.
No. 198856 ID: 6a5a08
File 127750034938.jpg - (158.07KB , 720x720 , Pinkentersbattle.jpg )

Plum switches out.

Pink has entered the battle!

Art is still Asleep waiting.
No. 198862 ID: c5296f

Well... this is a rather messed up development going against all known Pokémon law... scratch his eyes out and get the heck out of here ASAP?
No. 198870 ID: 6a5a08
File 127750164378.jpg - (144.20KB , 720x360 , NoRunning.jpg )

No. 198874 ID: d3dfb8

Rip his balls off
No. 198882 ID: c5296f

Yeah, that was scratch his eyes out and run in the sense of scratch until he faints, then flee what will likely be considered a crime scene after the fight.
No. 198883 ID: c029a6

lit his pants.
No. 198889 ID: 6a5a08

rolled 3 = 3

No. 198892 ID: 6a5a08
File 127750338737.jpg - (159.72KB , 720x720 , HeavySleeperImeanWaiter.jpg )

Pink uses SCRATCH!

Art takes minor damage.

Art is still Asleep waiting.
No. 198907 ID: c5296f

Keep it up?
No. 198908 ID: 6a5a08

rolled 17 = 17

No. 198917 ID: 6a5a08
File 12775064537.jpg - (160.32KB , 720x720 , PatienceRanOut.jpg )

Pink uses SCRATCH!

Art takes minor damage.

Art woke up got tired of waiting!
No. 198919 ID: 6a5a08
File 127750654859.jpg - (158.32KB , 720x720 , TheOneSportsDrinkToRuleTemAll.jpg )

Art uses GATORADE!

Art's Attack and Speed increase.
No. 198920 ID: 711ab4

ether use ember before you are supposed to or scratch some more.
No. 198922 ID: c5296f

Well, I'm guessing his stats are stupid high or laughable, either way growl is useless, and attract would just be creepy, so... keep on scratching?
No. 198933 ID: e0185f

Use ATTRACT. Creep him the eff out.
No. 198940 ID: a594b9

I like this idea.
No. 198947 ID: 6a5a08
File 127750865045.jpg - (162.42KB , 720x720 , BlahblahblahWittyTitleGoesHere.jpg )

Pink uses SCRATCH!

Art takes minor damage.

Art uses PURSUIT!

Pink takes moderate damage.

[Already drew the update when the Attract suggestions came in.]
No. 198958 ID: a594b9

Ok NOW use Attract.
No. 199191 ID: d3dfb8

No. 199345 ID: 6a5a08
File 127756432563.jpg - (160.17KB , 720x720 , FreeHugs.jpg )

Pink uses ATTRACT!

Art is not particularly attracted to Pink, but is somewhat amused, and admires her boldness. Attack decreased sharply.
No. 199346 ID: 6a5a08
File 127756444473.jpg - (161.79KB , 720x720 , ManlyPhysiqueIncreased.jpg )

Art uses BULK UP!

Art's Attack and Defense increase slightly.
No. 199375 ID: 903f16

Scratch again then, we can afford to take another hit. We've got a faster speed right?
No. 199380 ID: 0b2a05


Scratch. Take the hit.
No. 199386 ID: 6a5a08
File 127757410967.jpg - (160.81KB , 720x720 , AnotherWittyTitle.jpg )

Pink uses SCRATCH!

Art takes minor damage.

Art uses PURSUIT!

Pink takes minor damage.

[Currently Art is 1 speed level below Pink, another use of Gatorade would result in them being equal, and alternated turn orders.]
No. 199390 ID: 903f16

We can both take another hit from each other before going into the red, unless he decides to use gatorade. If he does we'll need to switch out with yellow. What happens if we hit zero here? Do we just faint?
No. 199391 ID: 0d154c

Hope we don't get stolen by this guy.

Then again.. consider current trainer.
No. 199397 ID: 903f16

That could be a pretty interesting turn for this to take. We become a member of their team and help them take over the world.
No. 199400 ID: a594b9

No switching. Only scratching.
No. 199423 ID: c4c313

Team A-13 or Belch Upchuck. Doesn't bother me. Either way we're taking over the world.
No. 199429 ID: 6a5a08
File 127758408874.jpg - (161.01KB , 720x720 , YouCanReallySeeHowLazyImGetting.jpg )

Pink uses SCRATCH!

Art takes minor damage.

Art uses PURSUIT!

Pink takes minor damage.
No. 199438 ID: a594b9

One more Scratch ought to do it.
No. 199443 ID: c4c313

Throw a pokeball!
No. 199497 ID: c5296f

Think this still qualifies as a trainer fight. If he goes down and the other guy starts fighting too though? He'll be by himself and probably ball-able.. creepy as that is.
No. 199559 ID: 6a5a08
File 127760096046.jpg - (115.79KB , 720x720 , ItsTrue.jpg )

Pink used SCRATCH!

Art fainted! "Ahl be bauch."

Pink gained a level! She is now level 6.
Plum gained a level! She is now level 5.
Stat points will be allocated after the battle, for now each Pokemon heals a small amount of HP. [Which will now be tracked, along with other stats, to make leveling up actually matter]

Paul is about to send out Bob, would you like to switch Pokemon?
No. 199562 ID: d4b8e9

yes. send out yellow.
No. 199568 ID: a594b9

Switch! I guess to yellow. No reason not to.
No. 199586 ID: 45be60

don't you get a free attack Bob the turn he comes out if you don't switch?
No. 199589 ID: a594b9

Yes, but Pink is currently beat up. Bob isn't particularly injured.
No. 199633 ID: 1a99f0

shouldn't we use plum? i don't think bob can hurt her.
No. 199652 ID: 6a5a08
File 12776134859.jpg - (148.70KB , 720x720 , TotallyFairFight.jpg )

Paul sends out Bob!

Belch sends out Yellow!
No. 199653 ID: a594b9

No. 199787 ID: 6a5a08

rolled 4 = 4

No. 199788 ID: 6a5a08
File 127765287045.jpg - (164.42KB , 720x720 , TimeforWeightedDice.jpg )


Bob takes 4 damage.

Bob is Paralyzed and cannot move.
No. 199797 ID: a594b9

MOAR thundershock!
No. 200112 ID: 6a5a08

rolled 10 = 10

No. 200114 ID: 6a5a08
File 127769834423.jpg - (163.85KB , 720x720 , One-Sided-Battle.jpg )


Bob takes 4 damage!

Bob is paralyzed and cannot move.
No. 200119 ID: 903f16

Keep shocking until the little bugger is knocked out.
No. 200121 ID: 6a5a08

rolled 1 = 1

No. 200122 ID: 6a5a08
File 127769897232.jpg - (163.47KB , 720x720 , 1HP-Remaining.jpg )


Bob takes 4 damage!

Bob still can't move.
No. 200123 ID: a594b9


Oh wait you don't have that. Use Thundershock.
No. 200128 ID: d3dfb8

Fuck that. Punch it.
No. 200131 ID: 0b2a05

Bitch slap it unconscious.
No. 200135 ID: 31cbfc

QUICK ATTACK it to hell if you got.
No. 200281 ID: 6a5a08
File 127773525132.jpg - (115.26KB , 720x720 , Victory.jpg )

[Since Yellow is first anyway, I won't bother rolling]


Bob takes four damage. Bob fainted!

Yellow gained a level!
Plum gained some experience.

Belch got 35 gp for winning!
No. 200283 ID: 6a5a08
File 127773540331.jpg - (96.63KB , 720x720 , Way Is Open.jpg )

The mysterious men of mystery run away, Paul struggling to carry his unconscious companion, and the way is now open.

Pink has leveled up, you have 2 stat points to distribute.
Yellow has leveled up, you have two stat points to distribute.
Plum has leveled up, you have two stat points to distribute.
No. 200484 ID: 0d154c

My suggestions
Yellow: speed and special attacks
Plum: speed and speed
Pink: Attack and Defense
No. 200769 ID: 6a5a08
File 127782365084.jpg - (172.63KB , 720x720 , Pi Town.jpg )

Home sweet home Pi Town, where the only important thing around is the reclusive old grinch living in that big building over there. He's the only reason this place is on any maps.

This place doesn't have a PokeMart, but there's a traveling salesman whose house is here. If he's home he'll probably sell you stuff. Belch lives in his Mom's basement, in the house next to the lab. To the North (left) is a pond where people go fishing sometimes. West (down) is Pi Forest, where we just came from. To the South (right) is the Rocky Pass we went through to get to the Plains of Perspiration to the Southwest, where we found Yellow. It's called that because it's so huge you'll have to run for an hour to get to the next town.

Finally, if you go East (up) long enough you'll get to the Perimeter Port, but the Pokemon in the wilderness between here and there are far to strong for your party right now.
No. 200781 ID: 0b2a05

Buy potions.
No. 200793 ID: 6a5a08
File 127782860642.jpg - (110.38KB , 720x720 , PiShop.jpg )

The group walks into the store, where the salesman is just finishing packing up. He hears you come in and practically jumps in the air.

"Customers, yatta! Welcome to the Shigeru Shop, what I can get for you?"

"Well, I could use some Potions," answers Belch, taking out his wallet.

"Potion is 20 gp, yes indeed! Friend, how many you want?"

[Current gp: 135]
No. 201069 ID: 903f16

Let's grab two potions. Ask him if he has any pokeballs and/or a fishing rod for sale.
No. 201353 ID: 0d154c

Is any significant recovery gained from resting? More potions is a must, but if we've got a chance to sleep it off in a nice, safe Mom's Basement, maybe we should.

Also, at least a couple more pokeballs should be purchased. Or found sitting out in the open, unclaimed for some reason.
No. 201381 ID: 6a5a08
File 127789844072.jpg - (105.83KB , 720x720 , Shopping.jpg )

You purchase two Potions for 40 gp, and have 95 gp remaining. Shigeru Shows you what he currently has in stock:

Status Heals- Status Heals for Burn, Paralysis, Freeze, Sleep, and Poison are all 10 gp

Potions- 20 gp

Pokeball- 50gp

Escape Rope- Allows the user to escape the dungeon, but can also be used for normal rope things. 40 gp

Mace- A must for all young people traveling alone! Also found to have the quality of repelling wild Pokemon. 30 gp
No. 201471 ID: 903f16

I'd say buy a single Pokeball and two Status Heals. Then maybe go back to the nerd's basement and see if he left anything useful behind.
No. 201486 ID: 1255d3

we still should have mace in case of crazy people
No. 201499 ID: 6a5a08
File 127793470823.jpg - (107.90KB , 720x720 , Shopping2.jpg )

Belch Purchases Two Antidotes, because you never specifies which Status Heal, and a Pokeball, but has not enough money for Mace. You have 75 gp remaining
No. 201501 ID: 6a5a08

No. 201502 ID: 6a5a08

Shut up, I know what I'm talking about.
No. 201504 ID: a594b9

Eh? Are Pink and Plum carrying items?
No. 201507 ID: 6a5a08

[Pink is carrying the Used Red Pen, which can be recycled for 5gp or refilled at a store for 5gp.
Plum is carrying the Cubical Shape of Infinite Regen, a popular item from Objects of Infinite Potential Inc.]
No. 201519 ID: a594b9

So that's why Plum had her HP back when we fought those guys. Share the love, Plum! Hand it over to Pink so she can heal.

Also turn in the pen for those 5 pokebux, and let's go talk to that professor guy. We should save our money for now.
No. 201528 ID: 6a5a08
File 127793700833.jpg - (105.05KB , 720x720 , The Lab.jpg )

You sell the pen and get the Cube from Plum, then head over to the professor's place. You find a note that says "Do not Disturb". Belch is about to leave, but you go in anyways.
No. 201833 ID: c4c313


Okay I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this professor probably has tons of technical machines all over the place.

...loot his lab

Hey, what's that little brown...thing drinking rum?
No. 201835 ID: 1a99f0

i believe that's spilt rum
No. 201843 ID: 102b5f

Unless it's a Diglett, drinking spilled rum from underground.
No. 201846 ID: 6a5a08
File 127801718022.jpg - (112.83KB , 720x720 , RumBottle.jpg )

Upon closer inspection, you find that the bottle of rum on the floor has a piece broken off of it. Apparently it was dropped.

You decide against robbing the professor when he's in the room, he comes from a long line of axe-murderers, thus explaining the fear he strikes into the townspeople.
No. 201859 ID: c4c313

Ha sorry I thought it was drinking the drink when it was the drink!

...lick the rum.
No. 201866 ID: 1a99f0

alcohol is a good aid for fire. We should take it. Also check the professor for consciousness.
No. 201952 ID: c4c313


By take I assume you mean drink, because it's spilled out all over the floor so you can't pick it up.
No. 201958 ID: 1a99f0

probly not all of it, based on the fact that it's only on it's side and the puddle isn't that big.
alternately we can just use it to light the building on fire.
No. 202106 ID: 0d154c

Pink is already carrying an item, a superior one at that. Help clean the floor, lick up rum.
No. 202186 ID: 6a5a08
File 12780837292.jpg - (50.41KB , 720x720 , Hazy.jpg )

You lick the spilt rum off of the floor for reasons unknown to you, then go shake the professor awake. Things seem a little hazy.

[Pink is now slightly under the influence of alcohol. While under said influence, her Woman's Intuition and her vision are blurred. Speed and Luck are decreased by one due to slowed reaction time and clumsiness, Defense and Special Defense are increased by one due to numbed pain.]
No. 202243 ID: 0d154c

Try and pick up the bottle and offer it to him. Was he the one that gave you to Belch?
No. 202288 ID: 6a5a08
File 127810532427.jpg - (52.26KB , 720x720 , TheProfessor.jpg )

Yeah, this is Professor Acken Hangedorf, he's in charge of handing out Pokemon to new trainers. You hand him the bottle, which he promptly checks for any remaining alcohol.

"Damn, none left. So, whadda you want, kid, and why should I give a shit? I already gave you yer Starter," grumbles the professor, "And talk quiet, the hangover's starting to set in."

Belch seems nervous, "Well, sir, I found this cave out in the forest, under some old shack. I thought you might know something about it, or the symbols there."

"Aye, I know the place yer talking about. There's an old legend about that cave, but I don't feel like explaining it to you. Go find a library," he waves his hand, shooing your group away, and continues inspecting the bottle for any more alcohol.
No. 202298 ID: 6a5a08
File 127810701194.jpg - (55.26KB , 720x720 , YouCantHideYourCryinEyes.jpg )

As you're leaving you look back and it seems the Professor is crying. You decide it's just the alcohol messing with you, Hangedorf was never a very emotional man.
No. 202303 ID: 7324e7

hi name is DORF, it is obvious the one thing he loves is alcohol.
No. 202315 ID: c4c313

Woo drunk off my ass it's party time! Go to the library. c:
No. 202369 ID: 0b2a05

...Hm, maybe hug him before leaving.
No. 202385 ID: 6a5a08
File 127812097455.jpg - (36.86KB , 720x720 , Map1.jpg )

Pi Town doesn't have a library, but Transversal Town to the Southwest has a large one. In fact, it's the largest in the region. It'll probably have the info you need.

After you're done in town, you can take either the Rocky Pass or the Haunted Forest route, then head over the plains into town.

You don't think Hangedorf likes hugs, the Squirtle tried to hug him once. He got locked in the Chamber of Boredom for a week with only crackers and water to eat. Still, you wonder what's bothering him.

Due to the influence of the alcohol, you conveniently cannot remember any more of the map than this.
No. 202396 ID: 903f16

Let's go with the Rocky Pass, hopefully we can get a Geodude to join the crew. Keep Plum out first though, Pink and Yellow are pretty much useless in terms of fighting rock types.
No. 202545 ID: 823f5d

>Professor Acken Hangedorf

No. 202658 ID: 6a5a08
File 127817048046.jpg - (101.16KB , 720x720 , RockyPass1.jpg )

And lo the party did forget all about visiting the home of Belch Upchuck, and braved the harrowing and dangerous Rocky Pass, boulders lining the sides of the path, from whence hordes of foul, merciless Rock types could leap at any second, and cut off all paths of escape. But, our brave heroes did venture forth nonetheless, in their quest to reach the library.
No. 202870 ID: 6a5a08
File 127821409632.jpg - (70.68KB , 720x720 , WhozzatPokeyman.jpg )

After walking for some time, you and the group reach an area where the rock to either side of you is carved into a path, with a stone stairway to a second level.

However, a mysterious figure sits in your path.
No. 202875 ID: c4c313

Man, you're a boring drunk, Pink. I guess it comes with the whole "being naturally on fire" territory.

You have some pokeballs, so all you have to do is get in one ambush, kidnap some hapless aron, and then bust tail for the pokemon center. With one of those on your team you would be more set to ...at least survive rocks. Really I'd avoid that pass until you have a water type on your team. BUT DID YOU LISTEN TO ME NOOOO wait yes you did at first.
No. 203044 ID: 6a5a08
File 127825663682.jpg - (73.32KB , 720x720 , AlfredssonMShineshell.jpg )

And lo, the figure revealed itself in a great flash of light. And when the light faded from the eyes of our confused heroes, there shined a shiny turtle in the middle of the road. and he said:

Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls!
No. 203049 ID: 732129


All too easy.
No. 203057 ID: 0b2a05

Throw a pokeball once you've weakened it with singing that song.
No. 203064 ID: 0b2a05

Actually no that's a bad idea.
No. 203066 ID: 6a5a08
File 127825912873.jpg - (210.43KB , 720x720 , TheBestSongInTheWorld.jpg )

Well, Pink and Plum, they looked at each other, and they each said "Okay."

And they played the first thing that came to their head, just so happened to be the best song in the world, it was the best song in the world!

"Look into my eyes and it's easy to see, one and one make two, two and one make three, it was destiny!

Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
and the grass doth grow, oooh!"

Needless to say, the beast was stunned. A whip-crack went his grumpy tail, and the beast was done. He asked them:

"Be ye angels?"

And they said:

"Nay, we are but MON!

Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahn,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

Ti Tuga digga tu Gi Friba fligugibu Uh Fligugigbu Uh Di Ei Friba Du Gi Fligu fligugigugi Flilibili Ah Fligu wene mamamana Sacrebleu!"

And the shiny turtle was dragged into a hole in the ground, flames pouring out onto the road, and it was over.

Yellow and Belch stared in awe, and Yellow fainted from the sheer might of the song that was just sung, and the birds in the sky were silent, and the very winds stood still in reverence.
No. 203145 ID: c4c313

You sure that was whiskey rum, Pink?
No. 203182 ID: d3dfb8

Jump on yellow.
Make Eggs.
No. 203211 ID: 6a5a08
File 127827439783.jpg - (70.89KB , 720x720 , OffToSeeTheLibrary.jpg )

You're pretty sure what you drank was rum. It said "RUM" on the bottle. You only licked some off the floor, and your tail fire helps burn it off, so you're really not that drunk anymore.

You're pretty sure you and Yellow are different Egg Groups, and therefore cannot produce eggs. Besides, that sort of thing is for the Daycare Center.

You hear something cracking, and begin to realize you are discussing with yourself the prospect of raping Yellow for babies. Pink are confused why you would want that, when we does not want the stress of children yet. And why did she call yourself Pink, you hate that name, she is confused.

Pink has begun to become self aware. You are no longer directly controlling Pink's impulses, but are speaking to her, however, she still sees you as part of her mind.

Pink is now referred to in third person.

Pink is now traveling, travel actions enabled, Yellow cannot be interacted with as he is unconscious.
No. 203225 ID: d3dfb8

Damn it DM you son of a bitch
No. 203241 ID: c4c313

Be the other girl.
No. 203249 ID: 6a5a08
File 127828175677.jpg - (68.95KB , 720x720 , ShiftInPerspective.jpg )

You have switched to Plum's perspective. Plum can see both the physical world and the Spirit World, allowing her to see or find things that the other party members cannot. However, in order to see the Physical World clearly further away from her bubble, Plum must focus on the thing she wants to see.

With practice, Plum can also gain the ability to see people's auras in the Spirit World.

Plum may also enter the Spirit World completely, but this is dangerous, as not all spirits are as benevolent as herself.

"Oh, somebody's here~ Who is it?"

Plum appears to be aware of your presence. Be careful: characters that are aware of your presence can expel you from their minds if they do not like you.
No. 203250 ID: 6c667f

oh hey. i suppose you could say we are friends of pink. we are a sort of dimensional symbiote, we need to be latched on to someone to see and hear and we offer advice and tactics in exchange.
No. 203253 ID: c4c313

In this case you could say we are Pink. Pink had a little identity crisis just now that knocked off this part of herself, so we can come visit you!

Are those red things in the distance the souls of birdflying pokémon? They aren't coming this way, are they?
No. 203269 ID: 6c667f

and what are those red things back there?
No. 203285 ID: 6a5a08
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"A part of Pink that was detached, and now you're some kind of symbiote? That's got to be the weirdest story I've heard in a while.

Those things are the spirits of Flying Types, and they seem to be vengeful spirits, from the color. Don't worry though, we're safe in the bubble, and they can't harm the others. At least, not here.
No. 203291 ID: 6c667f

it looks like one of us is confused about what we are and is just making things up. we were never an actual part of pink, we were just with her first.

anyway, what do you think of the others?
No. 203293 ID: c4c313


Oh, okay so they're only spirits, without bodies just yet. I was worried that a bunch of spearrows were coming this way or something. We're new to this, sorry.

I don't make the stories I just tell them. Pink really enjoys your singing!
No. 203297 ID: 6c667f

you may be new to this, but it makes sense to me.
No. 203322 ID: 6a5a08
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"You guys sound confused~

I'm not sure about everyone, they seem alright, I guess. I haven't known them very long. And we really shouldn't talk about them behind their backs, you know.

I'm glad somebody likes my singing. It got really lonely all alone in that shack with no audience. I kind of started to go crazy.

[Plum's approval of Pink increases by 2]
No. 203378 ID: 1e9d01

Oh, was it you that wrote all over the walls? Do you know anything about those symbols and what's in the basement?
No. 203381 ID: 9f4050

exactly how powerful are the malevolent spirits of the dead?
No. 203392 ID: c4c313


"we're safe in the bubble, and they can't harm the others. At least, not here."


Rest assured if this goes the way these things normally do, you'll go crazy again from all the people and pokémon you meet, and places you run into. It'll be fun!
No. 203396 ID: 9f4050

will you just stop talking. you are very bad at this.

plum, can you please ignore that one? even we think he is insane.
No. 203401 ID: c4c313


Then we're agreed it's unanimous!
No. 203434 ID: 6834bc

Then how about we talk about you for a bit?

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a Haunter? Is the idea of evolving something that excites you, or something that scares you?
No. 203437 ID: e4e9c3

Do not become Gengar. Gastlys are cute, and Haunters are badass, but Gengar just looks like a purple Clefable.
No. 203457 ID: c4c313
File 127830597724.jpg - (59.23KB , 800x600 , gengarsare.jpg )

No. 203458 ID: e4e9c3

Exactly! But they're neither cute nor badass, and therefore are not as awesome as Gastly/Haunter.
No. 203461 ID: 903f16

Don't listen to them, Gengar are awesome. They actually have limbs and they're pretty darn powerful.
No. 203462 ID: 9f4050

being cute is not all there is. besides, you are rather adorable so i doubt evolving will make you less so.
No. 203463 ID: f80af7

Oh f-
Reminds me of all the other 1st gen creepy shit.
No. 203610 ID: 6a5a08
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"Yeah, it was me. I had to write down what I was thinking, or I felt like I was going to explode! Of course, it's not much trouble to explode for me. I just float back together again after."

"Well, at least I won't be crazy alone now~"

"Honestly, I've always looked forward to being a Haunter. I mostly like the prospect of having hands, so I can hug people~

Without suffocating them in the noxious cloud of vaporous ectoplasm that is my body.

"Aw, thanks for saying so~"

[Fun Facts:
-When I first tried to draw a Haunter for that image, it looked like a cartoon Tozol head.
-This Quest is based off of a spontaneous two-person roleplay I accidentally started on Omegle while trying to troll people with Pokemon while they tried to hit on me.]
No. 204091 ID: 6a5a08
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And lo, the heroes did arrive without further incident in the town of Transversal, the place where roads meet. Here there lied the Library of Compact, said to be the place where all knowledge in the world is stored.

Here also lies the first Gym of the Logarithmn League, arena of the mighty Georgina, trainer of Grass Types.

Shigeru is here.
No. 204125 ID: e4e9c3

Grass types, you say?

Pink is a fire type, you say?

The grass types will die a horrible burning death, their skin cracking and boiling as their leaves wither and crisp, you say?


That said, lets head to the library.
No. 204142 ID: 6a5a08
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[The Party has entered the Library]

"It's a bit dark in here, I don't think the others will be able to see very far past the open door. I can see a small distance in the dark though.

There's a reception desk nearby, it looks like.

"Plum, who are you talking to?" asks Pink.

[This is a Dungeon, it is navigated from a top down view. In order for the others to see, Plum will need to find light sources for them, or you will need to bring a torch or flashlight.]
No. 204169 ID: e4e9c3

Go outside, find a stick, and make a torch!

Alturnitively, just scout ahead, and lead the rest through safety. Keep in mind that Pink's tail should provide some light.
No. 204170 ID: 1a99f0

can't pink make fire? fire is good for seeing.
No. 204216 ID: 6a5a08
File 127844542782.jpg - (38.07KB , 720x720 , Exploring.jpg )

"Oh, just talking to myself~"

"Whatever," says Pink, going over to light up the Reception desk so Belch can put his nerd skills to work on the computer. Meanwhile, I go to scout ahead. I find some aisles of bookshelves and start down one.

"So... what exactly are we looking for here anyways? I kinda forgot."
No. 204218 ID: 5e0fd0

A mystery dungeon you say?
Turn Belch into a pokemon.
No. 204242 ID: c4c313

Go Belchmon!

You're looking for TM Flash, so that Yellow can light up the library. But eventually you're looking for a legend about your old shack, and the mysterious cave underneath it.
No. 204259 ID: 6a5a08
File 127845318871.jpg - (70.98KB , 720x720 , Bookshelf.jpg )

"Okay, let's see what books we have here... Gardening and You, Fairy Tales, ah! Regional Myths and Legends. I think that's what we want. Thing is, I can't get it out both because I have no hands- mostly that- and also it's wedged in there pretty tight."
No. 204261 ID: 08aa7e

call out that you found it, if they can't find you then go to them and lead them over.
No. 204268 ID: 6a5a08
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The others come over.

"Now, how to get this thing off the shelf?"

On another note, Belch has discovered an unfinished game of solitaire on the computer, which he proceeded to lose. He doesn't know how to get the book out either though.
No. 204285 ID: 08aa7e

... wait! go to the other side and have someone push it out from the back!
No. 204288 ID: c4c313


This is mostly for the others but they can either reach over the top and pry it out from behind, or if it's wedged in the top too they can go to the edge of the shelf and pull out books one by one, until the books aren't pressed against each other enough to keep from pulling one out.

As for you, can't you just smoosh yourself into the book and read it that way?
No. 204298 ID: 6a5a08
File 127845688255.jpg - (38.53KB , 720x720 , ToldYouSo.jpg )

"Hey Pink, try pushing it out from the other side."

Pink goes around and I can hear her struggling on the other side, but the book doesn't budge.

Belch suggests the use of a crowbar.

"Best idea ever!"

I attempt to squeeze into the space between the books to get at the pages, but it appears that the books are actually fused together. And made of metal. No wonder we couldn't get it out!
No. 204300 ID: 08aa7e

...wat? look around some more, something weird is going on.
No. 204369 ID: 6a5a08
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Searching the rest of the Library, we find that all the books on the shelves are fake. Eventually we find an old wooden door marked "Authorized Employees Only". There is a purplish glow emanating from within. You can also hear some sort of terrified screams of unfathomable pain from the door.
No. 204371 ID: 1a99f0

go inside, obviously.
No. 204372 ID: 08aa7e

maybe you can find someone to help. and maybe an act of heroism will make belch less nerdy.
No. 204384 ID: 6a5a08
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We enter the door to find a crappy screamo band having a jam session, and they have purple lights put up everywhere. There is a door on the other side of the room.

The drummer doesn't sound too bad, but the other two kinda... suck. The singer tries to hard, and the guitarist isn't trying hard enough.
No. 204387 ID: 08aa7e

just go around them and check the next door.
No. 204389 ID: c4c313

No. 204396 ID: 2f1dab

Catch the drummer!
No. 204421 ID: 1a99f0

plum, singer
pink, drums
yellow, guitar
do it now.
No. 204540 ID: 6a5a08
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"As much as I'd love that, Yellow's still unconscious."

"Yeah, I don't think they've noticed us yet. Best to just go around."

We go on through the door and find the real bookshelves. I guess they don't trust people enough to leave them out there. So, do we read it here, or take it with us?
No. 204603 ID: f409cc

Flip through the book a little here to make sure its the one you need.

Also, try giving Yellow the Cube. Or just popping it into the pokeball with him to see if it wakes him up.
No. 204943 ID: 6a5a08
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And lo, the mighty heroes did read the book during a timeskip, magically gaining its knowledge without actually doing anything, because this is an RPG and that's how things work.
No. 204952 ID: c4c313
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No. 205165 ID: 6a5a08
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"Alright guys... girls? Anyways~
So, we basically confirmed my suspicions, there are three keys, each connected to the symbols. The cave supposedly contains some sort of powerful tool that was sued to make the world, and it'll grant peoples' wishes! The symbols are Land, Sea, and Sk-.

"Aha, what have we here? Intruders, in our employees only section?" interrupts a voice. We turn around to see... the crappy band whose names we do not know.

Who are apparently employees here.
Or something.

"Yeah guys, this is, like, employees only, you gotta leave," says the hairy guitarist.

The short drummer stares at us with those cold... lifeless... doll-like eyes.

The singer, obviously the leader, steps forward. He's a skinny blond... guy? And how in the world did he get his hair like that?
No. 205166 ID: 6a5a08

No. 205167 ID: c4c313


Yeah sure, no problem we're done here.

No. 205262 ID: 0b2a05

...already did what we came here for didn't we? Time to leave alright :3
No. 205341 ID: 6a5a08
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And lo, the trio of great adventurers did leave, because they were done there anyway and had no instruments.
No. 205345 ID: 903f16

Go to the center and get a quick heal going on first. Ask around about the local gym too, if it's at out level and what not. After that we may want to buy some poison and sleep stat healers and go clear the place out and get our first badge.
No. 205385 ID: 6a5a08
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We go heal up and get Yellow revived, then go in search of information regarding the Gym.

We walk into a house.

"Hey, can you tell u-" begins Belch, before he is cut off.

"O Hello random strangers I am unit500238, Generic Fisher Guy 1, welcome to my home thank you for coming in uninvited, here take this magical crappy fishing rod as a thank you for breaking into my house, have a nice day."

Obtained Old Rod!

"What an odd man."
No. 205391 ID: f06806

No. 205401 ID: 6a5a08
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"The town is... robots? You guys have wild imaginations~
Or girls.

After meeting with Generic Fisher Guy, we head to the store and Belch buys two Awakenings. We've got 5 gps left, and are pretty much broke, so we head to the Gym.

The Gym leader is on this stage and starts giving us her life story. I'll give you the short version:

She was an orphan, something something, loves plants, trained a lot, become the cannon fodder first Gym Leader. Or something like that.
No. 205440 ID: c4c313

She sounds tasty. Lick her.
No. 205472 ID: 6a5a08
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And then the world exploded, because it didn't provide enough lulz and also there is no more plot planned because I lost all my notes.
No. 205473 ID: a594b9

What the fuck? I think I hate you forever.
No. 205476 ID: 8e2486

well then make stuff up as you go along dumbass. now all your other quests are domed because everyone will just want to not bother caring because they know how you act. so ether keep going or go away.
No. 205478 ID: d3dfb8

... k
No. 205480 ID: 6a5a08

Relax, I'm looking for the notes. However, as everything I have ever owned is in a bunch of unmarked boxes, it could take some time. Or none at all.

I just wanted to have a sufficiently Pie Chart thread end.
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