>>199365
I say you start a biopsy on that dragon to find a way to create a mighty robodragon.
Or you do something with that dragon's brain so it attacks those who sent it.

Send Sister a gift basket with a well thought out apology letter. Nothing says, "Sorry for gassing you with deadly neurotoxins" like a basket of fruit and muffins.

>>199401
the dead dragon's heart would probably be better, dragon heart is often a super powerful magic thing, and getting them is near impossible.

>>199407

Oooh let's combine the two. Dragon heart and blood in one gift basket, fresh kiwi and blueberry muffins in the other!

>>199408
If they have magical uses then sure, do this.

Tory 2010/06/27(Sun)05:49 No. 199773 ID: 70b509
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I will take the heart before Doc can take it!
U


Uuuurgh.
This smells really bad!
This is so goddamn revolting.

Tory 2010/06/27(Sun)05:50 No. 199774 ID: 70b509
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Okay. Apology-mine planted. It still smell pretty horrible.

I am going to ask about what kind of cybernetics do the bandits want.

>>199774
Talk with them one on one. That way you should get more honest requests.

Also ask the bandits a bit about this world in general. They might be able to point out some weaknesses we can exploit during our plans.

As a trial give one bandit a predator stealth-coating and a completely silent muzzle-flare less gun that fires poison darts or a non-visible spectrum laser. He'll be a good magic killing assassin as he can walk around and kill people all unnoticed.

Tory 2010/06/27(Sun)13:38 No. 199863 ID: d869d5
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Well, I am going to start from human first. He's tough- and strong-looking fella. Doc said that he hasn't finished documenting stuff and info about anatomy of other races in this world, it is better that I start making him more awesome.

Ok. He wants stronger body and muscles, steel fists and a bigger dick.

Tory 2010/06/27(Sun)13:38 No. 199864 ID: d869d5
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Wait what.

>>199864
Can you even do that last thing?

body and fists you can do but that last thing i think only doc can do if he wants to stay using it.

tell him sure you can do the last one but it would stop working right because the sensitivity would go down due to the nerves being warped. should make him rethink it.

>>199864
God damn it. I knew you should have told them about no cyborg dicks and that you don't do that kind of plastic surgery. Eugh, just tell him that you can make him stronger relatively quickly and easily but that it will take some time to gather the stuff you need to make dick growth pills.

Don't know if you should actually make those pills or not. Some placebo pills might actually be good enough, he might think his dick got bigger even if there wasn't any change.

Oh really? Well I don't see why he wants a bigger dick if we're going to turn him into some steel fisted battle monster. Girls (or guys) might just you know, NOT dig that.

How about giving him stronger and faster muscles together with some effective body armour. Then give him vibrating hands that either shred through foes at 'high' power mode or pleasure the ladies like no one else can at 'low' power mode...

>>199864
ok, how about you scratch the idea of personalized body upgrades and just mass produce body upgrades? maybe even some power armor?

Hey, why not give him a bigger dick? What's the problem with that?

Hell, ask if he wants two dicks. You could make a second from cloned tissue and autoplant it on him.

>>199871

Trust me, there's always going to be someone into it. Go read Appleseed.

>>199864

Fine, make his dick into a drill.

>>199997
I do not think that is what he wants!

>>200062
It is, he just doesn't realize it yet.

>>200064
i can actualy see that.

"hello miss granite block, i never noticed you here in the middle of all this brittle cave walls... wanna go for a dance and make some pebbles tonight?"

Tory 2010/06/28(Mon)05:48 No. 200235 ID: 027c59
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Yeah.


Yeah.
I can do everything else expect the dick-thingy.
I'll just install drill.
A huge drill.
Drill that can pierce anything.

Now, I think I had drills here somewhere...

Tory 2010/06/28(Mon)05:51 No. 200238 ID: 027c59
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Now, be a good orb and help me to design him properly!

>>200238
Umm, maybe you should just let him keep his dick. We do want to convince the others to undergo the surgery as well after all, and huge drilldick might make them harder to convince and might upset the guy a bit.

I won't make you endure any of my sucky drawings. Just stick with his requests and don't make him look too freakish.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/06/28(Mon)08:00 No. 200293 ID: 6a5a08
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I left him his dick un-mechanical, but everything else is mechanically augmented.

i was kinda joking. you really should stand up against any kind of faggotry.

what is next, the females will ask for machine gun tits and anti-gravity propelant to prevent rugs?

id suggest making a power armor because its themost likely to please even his capitalist sense. actual replacing his little me for something may lead to a uprise.

...suggest those upgrades for pain later. this should be fun.

>>200302

Machine-gun tits sound awesome!

Tory, just refer your cyborg to the Doctor for the penis enhancement.

Can't you just have him use armored clothes instead of an exoskeleton? With an enhanced musculature and skeleton he'd be able to carry a helluva lot, and the armored garments would be much easier to replace if they take battle damage.

The drill thing was a joke and is a terrible but hilarious idea. Unless he actually wants a drilldo or a laserdick or something.

Tory 2010/06/28(Mon)10:35 No. 200335 ID: d0f4d1
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It was bigger than I remembered...
Yeah, I think Doc should do the dick-thingy. Or just ditch his request.

Exoskeleton and clothes sounds good. I shall work on them. Soon.

Now, I wonder where the handbag has disappeared.

>>200335
That's a good question. Send a camera drone into her cave to check on her. Don't go there in person until you know why she's not responding.

>>200375
Sounds like a good plan.

Tory 2010/06/28(Mon)13:51 No. 200414 ID: d0f4d1
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Copter-camera awaaaaay~

Uh oh.
It sure is messy here. And the hoard is gone. And there are sticks.

>>200414
Did someone just steal your dragon? What the fuck! It was hard fucking work to get her to obey.

Did you install any tracking device in the communicator you gave her? We have to find her again, she's your fucking property after all.

finish looking around a bit then get the sticks, they are a clue.

Tory 2010/06/28(Mon)14:50 No. 200441 ID: d0f4d1
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Oh.
It seems that Ceisyoli has been captured or killed.
Fuuuuck.

>>200441
There's no body. She hasn't been killed. See if you can find some tracks.

Damn it, heroes attacked Handbag! No one abuses our minions, except for Sister!

Create an device to track the traces of heat left by them to wherever they took Handbag. She's a dragon, she ought to create a very bright heat trail.

if she is still alive and we do get her back her loyalty will hit max.

>>200441
The fuck! Nobody abducts your minions and gets away with it. Scour the cave for clues or traces.

And ask the Organist and Doc for help as well, and if all else fails, ask Sister.

Tory 2010/06/29(Tue)08:50 No. 200784 ID: 09dcf3
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Footprints, used ammunition, blood, slightly torn flags of this kingdom. I also saw a coin which is currency in this nation.

Those bastards!

>>200784
looks like it is time to do what has to be done and defeat the enemies!

Send in an elite remote controlled ninja bot to bust Handbag outta wherever they're keeping her. It's discreet, plausible, and less likely to fail like the last time we charged face first into a party of Heroes. Then again, apparently, Handbag killed some Heroes, so they'd be weaker now.

>>200784
Ok, now it's time to take off the silk gloves and show these fucks true terror. Megamanta project has to go into overdrive, and set up a VR training programme on commando tactics with advanced weapons for the bandits, and ask Doc for some sturdy zombies that can be aidropped.

We're gonna raid their fucking capitol like nobody else has ever done it in this miserable fucking world. Bomb the fucker, aidrop zombies down onto the chaotic burning streets and send in the bandit/commandos to take their royal family hostage. We release the royal family intact in return for the dragon, her hoard and a shitload of extra metals we can use in our work.

>>200784
Follow footprints.

Tory 2010/06/29(Tue)12:39 No. 200863 ID: 5cd0d5
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Yes! I need to show those fucks who what it means to mess with me!

I'l l --- tho ---

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T o ?? 2010/06/29(Tue)12:40 No. 200864 ID: 5cd0d5
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Thanks for playing, I'll continue soon!

Tory? Tory??

TORRRRRYYYYYYYY!

Damn it, our Orb is defective!