Well we might still have to deal with the people that were on the dragon's back. Arm yourself and go check for survivors along with Doc. He'll probably be interested in the dragon remains anyway. Where IS Ceisyoli?

It might be worth setting up some kind of anti-air and fast target tracking defense like missiles or a laser. If they come with more dragons we might have issues. Ask Helena how likely we are to encounter a lot more dragons. They could seriously threaten our Megamanta project.

This cyborg conversion thing might have some merit. Get together with Doc and see if it would be possible to mass convert people into cyborg slaves. If we arm cyborgs with armored shields and non-lethal weapons like knockout gas launchers then we can use them to steadily capture more people to convert into an ever-growing army.

>>196837
DRAGON ZOMBIE YEEEAAAAH

Go talk to Handbag.

>>196879

Or they could possibly accelerate the megamanta project! Cyborg enhancements combined with mind control device combined with DRAGON equals mega dragon manta!

Drink the blood of the dead dragon to gain unfathomable power!

>Drink the blood of the dead dragon to gain

Coppery taste in mouth and the runs!
Actually bottle the stuff and ask what applications it might have. Maybe your cyclops knows.

Tory 2010/06/23(Wed)05:44 No. 197579 ID: feb2ec
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Oh boy oh boy oh boy! Dragon parts might be useful!

Tory 2010/06/23(Wed)05:45 No. 197581 ID: feb2ec
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..
Oh fuck.

>>197581
Close the door again!

Go get some muscle and guns and robots and zombies and KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM

ACTIVATE THE FLYING NINJA ZOMBIE CYBORG MONKEYS!

>>197581
Well that's a bunch of amazingly resistant bastards. Ask them what the fuck they want while pressing the silent alarm.

Hey, these guys don't look very Hero-ey. Maybe they're here to join the Collective of Evil? Or they might be neutral mercenaries who were hired to kill you. Then they can be Hero-Level, but not necessarily look like Heroes. It's useful.

If they're mercs we may be able to get them off our backs with money.

Oh man I got the perfect response here.

"No solicitors! Didn't you see the signs?"

Tory 2010/06/23(Wed)09:17 No. 197627 ID: be0fb8
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"No solicitors! Didn't you see the signs? What is your business any"

Tory 2010/06/23(Wed)09:20 No. 197628 ID: be0fb8
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>"I got him! Your evil schemes stop here!"

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU

>>197628
You did press the button right?

Anyway, time to get out whatever hidden weapon you have hidden up those sleeves and unleash some pain. Then extract that pointy thing from, hmm that one might actually have missed everything vital. So get off, then run off and lure them into a diabolical trap, once they have met their slow and painful death hand over their remains to Doc.

If you don't have any secret weapon prepared for such an occasion as this then just spit in his eyes as a distraction, pull yourself off the pointy thing and run the fuck away.

FLEE! Send in something that can kill them, shut the fuck out of that door, and get yourself patched up!

Tory 2010/06/23(Wed)10:29 No. 197639 ID: be0fb8
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>"You thought your actions would go unnoticed?! You have burned down Karo, sold weapons to bandits and stolen land! Your head has a hefty reward!"

Fuck them! Luckily I did call some backup!
"KILL. THEM. ALL!"

Oh fuck. It did not hit any vital organs I guess, but it is bleeding and it is painful!

>"Hey! He is escaping!"

Okay, I made it to the elevator.

Go down! Left! Right! Then down again! Void engine deviiiice

>>197639
How the hell did they find out? They couldn't have. We've been betrayed! But by whom? ...I think our dragon's been compromised.

If we can fend these guys off (and I'm sure we will) then we've got to go talk to her and find out if I'm right.

Get to Doc, have him fix that hole in you, and watch the fight via remote camera. Send in more robots if necessary.

>>197639
Yeah getting to Doc and some medical aid is probably a good idea. And they probably interogated some of the bandits that didn't make it back to your tower.

You know you should probably set yourself up with some medical nanites. You seem to be getting stabbed or dismembered an awful lot. Something to sped up the recovery process or atleast make the injuries less possibly fatal would probably be good.

Oh, and try to keep one or two of them alive for some highly unethical cyborg conversion experiments.

More robots is always the answer.

okay, don't think these are heroes, that spear would of made your entire gut explode if he was strong enough.

Tory 2010/06/24(Thu)03:29 No. 198096 ID: 6a1a26
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Being at Doc's.
He says that for this wound the best method is using the regenation-liquid. I hate it. It smells bad, it hurts like hell. And it is not even fast!

Tory 2010/06/24(Thu)03:32 No. 198099 ID: 6a1a26
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It takes around 3 hours to work. After that, my insides should be healed. I wish it could be faster. Then again, Doc said that it would cause cancer if it was any faster.
So, what now?

Got anything that can mimic a maiden in distress?
Lure good guys to fake maiden, detonate fake maiden.

Go put on some body armor. Even an ancient 10-layer kevlar vest should have stopped that spear.

>>198099
Gather up your trusty bandit companions and your dragon. Then it's time to go do gooder hunting. Take a few alive for some unethical experiments. And then gather up that dead dragon outside and see if Doc can do anything with the corpse.

>>198099
get someone to get health potions from town. If they got wizards and paladins, they got health potions. Faster, and major healing in a bottle.
As for good guys: an ambush trap. Hire a girl, pay her to fake maidenship, spread a rumor.
Have ambush set.
Also- ambush should be in another castle. Keep your noterity low for a while. Make it seem you had nothing to do with it.

Tory 2010/06/24(Thu)08:03 No. 198194 ID: dcab77
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Sure, I'll group them. I have no idea where the dragon is but, but I can arm bandits with some awesome weapons.

Oh fuck the elevator is being used.

Call in some Robots! Make sure one brings you an automatic firearm (or at least some sort of firearm) as well, in case you have to fight.

>>198194
Access the elevator controls and wait until they're a few floors up then MAKE THEM PLUMMET TO THEIR DOOM!

>>198194
Shut down the elevator and flood the shaft with knock out gas.

Make sure the intruders are the ones on the elevator before you do anything that can't be undone.

Tory 2010/06/24(Thu)09:24 No. 198226 ID: 3ea5b8
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Well, I can use saw to drop the elevator. It should kill them. If it doesn't, they have to use fucking stairs.

The elevator is probably being used by heroes or Sister of Pain.

Would some intruders know how to operate an elevator? Would they even have gotten past your backup guard?

How about you arm yourself and hide. It could just be Sister of Pain and Ceisyoli returning from a shopping trip.

>>198226
Go with the knockout gas in the elevator shaft. That will possibly piss off sister less than being dropped down an elevator shaft.

If that's not possible then prepare a hot lead welcome for whoever it is.

Tory 2010/06/24(Thu)12:15 No. 198304 ID: 2ef532
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Okay.

Tory 2010/06/24(Thu)12:18 No. 198309 ID: 2ef532
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I flooded them with neurotoxins provided by Doc. The intruders have been dealt with. Or then I have just annoyed Sister of Pain. Now what should we do?

>>198309
Well first off you should avoid getting gassed by your own neurotoxins.

Second, we need to find out what happened to Handbag.

>>198309
Avoid getting gased yourself. Verify that they are dealt with. If they are then lock them up securely for future experimentation and interogation, then find handbag and ask her what was up with that dragon.

If they're not dealt with then they're still running around and you need to track them down and take them out.

Well check what was in the elevator. I bet you just killed some tower resident.

Either way get Doc to come help you loot the dragon we shot down.

Tory 2010/06/25(Fri)03:39 No. 198713 ID: 4f9fb6
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I better shut the elevator then. It seems that the elevator wasn't going to stop on this floo
>"T O R Y!!!"

Uh oh.

>>198713
Oh, seems like it was Sister. Leave a note saying you're sorry and then get the fuck out of there before she gets there, you need your limbs attached right now.

Find and arm the bandits, then go hunting for the intruders. Can't have a bunch of primitives running around free in here, they might damage the equipment or something.

"Sorry,I'm a bit jumpy right now with all the people trying to kill me and such."

"The Orb made me do it!" then drop us on the ground and run. She'll probably pick us up, and then we may be able to reason with her, since she doesn't seem to want to reason with you.

And if not, you have an excuse for all the stupid stuff you did to make her hate you, so everyone's happy either way!

>>198847

I think Sister is Genre Savvy. She's just as likely to kick the orb down the elevator shaft as pick it up.

Tory 2010/06/26(Sat)10:02 No. 199365 ID: 2516eb
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Yup-
They are dead.
Dead. Very dead. Guards got them good.
I don't know if even Doc can re-animate these.

So, now I just have to avoid Sister. I think it's the time to plan those cyborg-conversions for the bandits.

What about the dead dragon?

>>199365
Make sure you do them as they want at first, and don't activate the loyalty chip until they have all gone through the surgery.

And you should see about building them a helicopter. That way you would be able to send them out further looking for more bodies to use in your experiments and raids for materials. That and a gunship, like say a hind helicopter or something similar, should make sure that no village or small town will be able to resist them.

>>199372
no, only acivate if they try to betray you. if they are working good anyway then it would be counter productive.

>>199365
I say you start a biopsy on that dragon to find a way to create a mighty robodragon.
Or you do something with that dragon's brain so it attacks those who sent it.

Send Sister a gift basket with a well thought out apology letter. Nothing says, "Sorry for gassing you with deadly neurotoxins" like a basket of fruit and muffins.

>>199401
the dead dragon's heart would probably be better, dragon heart is often a super powerful magic thing, and getting them is near impossible.

>>199407

Oooh let's combine the two. Dragon heart and blood in one gift basket, fresh kiwi and blueberry muffins in the other!

>>199408
If they have magical uses then sure, do this.

Tory 2010/06/27(Sun)05:49 No. 199773 ID: 70b509
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I will take the heart before Doc can take it!
U


Uuuurgh.
This smells really bad!
This is so goddamn revolting.

Tory 2010/06/27(Sun)05:50 No. 199774 ID: 70b509
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Okay. Apology-mine planted. It still smell pretty horrible.

I am going to ask about what kind of cybernetics do the bandits want.

>>199774
Talk with them one on one. That way you should get more honest requests.

Also ask the bandits a bit about this world in general. They might be able to point out some weaknesses we can exploit during our plans.

As a trial give one bandit a predator stealth-coating and a completely silent muzzle-flare less gun that fires poison darts or a non-visible spectrum laser. He'll be a good magic killing assassin as he can walk around and kill people all unnoticed.

Tory 2010/06/27(Sun)13:38 No. 199863 ID: d869d5
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Well, I am going to start from human first. He's tough- and strong-looking fella. Doc said that he hasn't finished documenting stuff and info about anatomy of other races in this world, it is better that I start making him more awesome.

Ok. He wants stronger body and muscles, steel fists and a bigger dick.

Tory 2010/06/27(Sun)13:38 No. 199864 ID: d869d5
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Wait what.

>>199864
Can you even do that last thing?

body and fists you can do but that last thing i think only doc can do if he wants to stay using it.

tell him sure you can do the last one but it would stop working right because the sensitivity would go down due to the nerves being warped. should make him rethink it.

>>199864
God damn it. I knew you should have told them about no cyborg dicks and that you don't do that kind of plastic surgery. Eugh, just tell him that you can make him stronger relatively quickly and easily but that it will take some time to gather the stuff you need to make dick growth pills.

Don't know if you should actually make those pills or not. Some placebo pills might actually be good enough, he might think his dick got bigger even if there wasn't any change.

Oh really? Well I don't see why he wants a bigger dick if we're going to turn him into some steel fisted battle monster. Girls (or guys) might just you know, NOT dig that.

How about giving him stronger and faster muscles together with some effective body armour. Then give him vibrating hands that either shred through foes at 'high' power mode or pleasure the ladies like no one else can at 'low' power mode...

>>199864
ok, how about you scratch the idea of personalized body upgrades and just mass produce body upgrades? maybe even some power armor?

Hey, why not give him a bigger dick? What's the problem with that?

Hell, ask if he wants two dicks. You could make a second from cloned tissue and autoplant it on him.

>>199871

Trust me, there's always going to be someone into it. Go read Appleseed.

>>199864

Fine, make his dick into a drill.

>>199997
I do not think that is what he wants!

>>200062
It is, he just doesn't realize it yet.

>>200064
i can actualy see that.

"hello miss granite block, i never noticed you here in the middle of all this brittle cave walls... wanna go for a dance and make some pebbles tonight?"

Tory 2010/06/28(Mon)05:48 No. 200235 ID: 027c59
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Yeah.


Yeah.
I can do everything else expect the dick-thingy.
I'll just install drill.
A huge drill.
Drill that can pierce anything.

Now, I think I had drills here somewhere...

Tory 2010/06/28(Mon)05:51 No. 200238 ID: 027c59
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Now, be a good orb and help me to design him properly!

>>200238
Umm, maybe you should just let him keep his dick. We do want to convince the others to undergo the surgery as well after all, and huge drilldick might make them harder to convince and might upset the guy a bit.

I won't make you endure any of my sucky drawings. Just stick with his requests and don't make him look too freakish.

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/06/28(Mon)08:00 No. 200293 ID: 6a5a08
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I left him his dick un-mechanical, but everything else is mechanically augmented.

i was kinda joking. you really should stand up against any kind of faggotry.

what is next, the females will ask for machine gun tits and anti-gravity propelant to prevent rugs?

id suggest making a power armor because its themost likely to please even his capitalist sense. actual replacing his little me for something may lead to a uprise.

...suggest those upgrades for pain later. this should be fun.

>>200302

Machine-gun tits sound awesome!

Tory, just refer your cyborg to the Doctor for the penis enhancement.

Can't you just have him use armored clothes instead of an exoskeleton? With an enhanced musculature and skeleton he'd be able to carry a helluva lot, and the armored garments would be much easier to replace if they take battle damage.

The drill thing was a joke and is a terrible but hilarious idea. Unless he actually wants a drilldo or a laserdick or something.

Tory 2010/06/28(Mon)10:35 No. 200335 ID: d0f4d1
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It was bigger than I remembered...
Yeah, I think Doc should do the dick-thingy. Or just ditch his request.

Exoskeleton and clothes sounds good. I shall work on them. Soon.

Now, I wonder where the handbag has disappeared.

>>200335
That's a good question. Send a camera drone into her cave to check on her. Don't go there in person until you know why she's not responding.

>>200375
Sounds like a good plan.

Tory 2010/06/28(Mon)13:51 No. 200414 ID: d0f4d1
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Copter-camera awaaaaay~

Uh oh.
It sure is messy here. And the hoard is gone. And there are sticks.

>>200414
Did someone just steal your dragon? What the fuck! It was hard fucking work to get her to obey.

Did you install any tracking device in the communicator you gave her? We have to find her again, she's your fucking property after all.

finish looking around a bit then get the sticks, they are a clue.

Tory 2010/06/28(Mon)14:50 No. 200441 ID: d0f4d1
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Oh.
It seems that Ceisyoli has been captured or killed.
Fuuuuck.

>>200441
There's no body. She hasn't been killed. See if you can find some tracks.

Damn it, heroes attacked Handbag! No one abuses our minions, except for Sister!

Create an device to track the traces of heat left by them to wherever they took Handbag. She's a dragon, she ought to create a very bright heat trail.

if she is still alive and we do get her back her loyalty will hit max.

>>200441
The fuck! Nobody abducts your minions and gets away with it. Scour the cave for clues or traces.

And ask the Organist and Doc for help as well, and if all else fails, ask Sister.

Tory 2010/06/29(Tue)08:50 No. 200784 ID: 09dcf3
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Footprints, used ammunition, blood, slightly torn flags of this kingdom. I also saw a coin which is currency in this nation.

Those bastards!

>>200784
looks like it is time to do what has to be done and defeat the enemies!

Send in an elite remote controlled ninja bot to bust Handbag outta wherever they're keeping her. It's discreet, plausible, and less likely to fail like the last time we charged face first into a party of Heroes. Then again, apparently, Handbag killed some Heroes, so they'd be weaker now.

>>200784
Ok, now it's time to take off the silk gloves and show these fucks true terror. Megamanta project has to go into overdrive, and set up a VR training programme on commando tactics with advanced weapons for the bandits, and ask Doc for some sturdy zombies that can be aidropped.

We're gonna raid their fucking capitol like nobody else has ever done it in this miserable fucking world. Bomb the fucker, aidrop zombies down onto the chaotic burning streets and send in the bandit/commandos to take their royal family hostage. We release the royal family intact in return for the dragon, her hoard and a shitload of extra metals we can use in our work.

>>200784
Follow footprints.

Tory 2010/06/29(Tue)12:39 No. 200863 ID: 5cd0d5
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Yes! I need to show those fucks who what it means to mess with me!

I'l l --- tho ---

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T o ?? 2010/06/29(Tue)12:40 No. 200864 ID: 5cd0d5
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[ Connection lost ]

Thanks for playing, I'll continue soon!

Tory? Tory??

TORRRRRYYYYYYYY!

Damn it, our Orb is defective!