Tory 2010/06/15(Tue)13:19 No. 194153 ID: 63f46a
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"I am temptation, paladin corrupting."
>"I am a god, free from mortal flawsssh."
"I uhh.."
>"Losshing your footing already?"

"I am sience god dispruving

>>194155
No you're not. Dissproving a god beyond all dissbelief is impossible.

>>194153
"I am courage, which can topple the gods themselves."

"I am global extinction. Belief removing, god killing"

>>194158
We're with the forces of evil now, chum. Don't go for the dramatic, moral lines, go for cold and logical.

>>194153
I am Ragnarok, war amongst gods.

Tory 2010/06/15(Tue)14:03 No. 194168 ID: 63f46a
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"I am Ragnarok, war amongst gods."
>"I am human, sshurvivor."

i am dragon, human eating.

will force her to lose or say what can beat her

>>194170
Hyessss, delicious. You are a genious, good sir.

Tory 2010/06/15(Tue)14:19 No. 194177 ID: 63f46a
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"I am a dragon, human eating!"
She pauses. I think I have won!
>"Haha! I am void, all devouring."

>>194177
FUCK

Wait a second, you know a little about the Void right? Is it all devouring?

I guess you could try: "I am me. I control the power of the void for my own ends."
or
"I am a void generator. Harnessing the void for power."

I am the proud owner of a void generator, using your power for my own ends and capable of destroying everything in an instant. Now do what I say or reality goes boom.

Oh wait it's called a VOID-reactor, not generator.

>>194177
Or you could just rip off dream and go "HOPE HURF DURF"... But yeah, the void generator or "I am me" sounds freaking awesome.

We need this to be final, not "me" and not the generator since both can be destroyed in theory.

"I am science, harnessing power from the Void itself to reshape reality."

>>194189
i like this one.

Tory 2010/06/15(Tue)15:04 No. 194193 ID: 63f46a
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"I am science, harnessing power from the Void itself to reshape reality."
>"Haha, do you really believe that void can be controlled? A flag cannot tame the wind, and a waterwheel cannot defeat the river. Prove it to me that this science can! Show me!"
Eh.
Fuck.
>"I do believe you are now my property."
Better flee. Any witty retort or escape-plans?

Take her to the Void Reactor and break the fabric of space-time, then I'll shoot a lightning bolt through the opening in the Void, turning her to dust! Or, ya know, at least doing some damage. Then I can close the opening before the Void eats you. I think.

why flee? go ahead and show her the void generator.

>>194193
"With enough power and the right materials, a waterwheel CAN defeat the river, big enough flag and, again, the right materials and you can remove the entire atmosphere! There is nothing that science cannot do in it's limitless potential. And with my invention, the void will be harnessed for it's power. Come, le tme show you."

>>194193
"I possess a void generator, it creates power, it's how I got here. Your assumption that it doesn't means nothing when I can prove otherwise. In fact, it sounds like you are losing by default... you wouldn't surrender to me if I had simply denied something you said out of ignorance, would you!?!"

If you can't go claim your device maybe you could simply tell her how it works, describe the nature of the void as she cannot.

This is where we make the bet.

Tory 2010/06/15(Tue)15:29 No. 194213 ID: 63f46a
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"With enough power and the right materials, a waterwheel CAN defeat the river, big enough flag and, again, the right materials and you can remove the entire atmosphere! There is nothing that science cannot do in it's limitless potential. And with my invention, the void will be harnessed for it's power. Come, let me show you."
Dragon falls silent.

>"You... Actually have a machine that harnessshes void?"
"Yes."
>"..."
>"Ssshow me then."

Tory 2010/06/15(Tue)15:32 No. 194220 ID: 63f46a
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>"Ssho, thisssh isssh the your machine?"
"Yes it is."
>"I can shenshe the void..."
"So do I win? You are mine to command now?"
>"What is your command?"

>>194220
I...
Did we...
We didn't really plan for this, did we?

Well, do we have a room to keep the dragon in? I'm assuming we will be taking her on our fantastic adventure of evil.

Tory 2010/06/15(Tue)15:48 No. 194233 ID: 63f46a
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Well. That was actually very unexpected. I had even made many awesome escape-plans and even programmed tower to transport at voice-command incase I get injured so badly that I can't move!
Okay, there are many pros in this situation:

+ Shitloads of money. Well, I own her hoard now.
+ A dragon that does whatever you want!
And the cons.
- Where the fuck do I keep her? Or do I just leave her to her caverns?
- A dragon in your tower. I have no idea what kind of things could happen.
- Sister does not like the dragon.

So, what now?

Rand 2010/06/15(Tue)15:50 No. 194235 ID: 63f46a
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I apologize for these horrible updates.

>>194233
Do we have a pressing use for her right now? If not, give her passive orders, to keep watch and report anything unusual that doesn't come from us. Command her to return to her own home and return tomorrow for further instructions, as you have much to plan and do.

You have access to her hoard, but going off and grabbing everything isn't really useful right now. We can get an inventory of what she possesses, perhaps there are items of magical power that may be of some use. Other than that if she gets to keep sleeping on her coins or whatever she does it'll keep her temperament all the better.

>>194233
CHILL THE FUCK OUT.
Sister does not like dragon, problem, need sollution. She doesn't like you, either, but tolerates you, why does she tolerate you?
Find out, make it apply to dragon if possible and if you decide to bring dragon. If you do decide to bring dragon, find way to transport her. Make some sort of addition to the tower? A soort of dragon roost, maybe? How big is the tower, approximately? Can you make a small alternate dimension, in the style of the TARDIS? Is Sister going to mind something like that? How does doc feel about this?

Holy fuck we got a dragon. Awesome. We can totally make this work.

Most evil masterminds start with low-level minions like budget ninjas or faceless mooks. No, we've got a dragon. Nowhere to go but up!

>>194243
You mean down.

>>194235
You mean awesome.

Yeah, passive orders and maybe some information about the nature of the void sounds good, she seems like she would know a lot about that kinda stuff. don't loot her hoard that would be mean.

Build a Dragon Roost on top of the tower, then move her hoard there and allow her to live in that room. This will be sure to increase your approval rating with her!

Then send Sister mutant flesh-eating flowers, and pathetic rodents with which to feed them. This'll be sure to increase your approval rating with her!

Send Doc some cool new sadistic surgeon tools. This'll be sure to increase your approval rating with him!

Have jam session with Organist, This'll be sure to increase your approval rating with him!

Happy teammates of evil are good teammates of evil.

>>194233
Time to expand your tower with a dragon pen. Every proper tower needs one. Then I guess you should figure out what she can do and how to best deploy her.

And by "good" I of course mean loyal and easy to manipulate.

Well I think we should keep plotting as usual. Come up with evil plans, build some stuff and terrorize the people of this world.

Keep our new dragon in reserve, like if the locals get uppity then we go "AHA, BUT I ALSO HAVE A DRAGON!".

Ceysoli probably knows a lot about this world as well. We can bounce world-domination plans off her. What would it take to make an orbital sattelite beam cannon? I don't think this puny world would have any way to oppose us if we can strike them from space!

>>194233
"For now, relax. Can't burn the world in a day.
Well, not with the current tech, anyways."

Tory 2010/06/16(Wed)02:35 No. 194547 ID: 63f46a
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I made a room for the dragon. She knows less about void than I do, but she knows something simple like "void can devour all mass" and "gazing into the void hurts your eyes."
Anyway, my tower is 58 metres tall and it has 14 floors. It is kinda stuffed already. Zombies, bots and all kinds of junk take up space.
No, I cannot create pocket-dimensions. Yet.

I also finished the defence-systems. I could not repair shields yet because I lack materials. I haven't had time to study void.

>>194547
Time to talk with the dragon. See what she's good at and ask her about what sort of resistance you're likely to encounter. From there we can figure out how to take over this pitiful world.

Oh, and can you figure out any way to make your tower airborne? Either as a flying island thingy or a giant doom zeppelin thingy.

Tory 2010/06/16(Wed)09:23 No. 194590 ID: 63f46a
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She tells me that there are many different heroes around the world that might come to slay her. She tells me that current events might interest some people. Kings and such are not interested to send army to fight a dragon.

As I read, magic is not that common and there are forces that exterminate magic-users.

And no, I think that making tower airborne might interfere with tower's transportation device.

>>194590
It sounds like we're pretty safe for now.

I think it's time we picked a target for our first attack. Also, bigger guns. Possibly a large missile. Napalm?

>>194591

You should still abduct a librarian and pump her for intelligence too. You'll want to take over the governments, either overtly or covertly, and that will require knowing who is in power, where, and which allies they have.

Outright capitulation through show of force is nice, but if there is one dragon on this world there are probably others. We would do well to learn about them, and take pains to not attract their attention until we're ready to fight them. Hence, taking over the government instead of just outright extermination or enslavement of the entire population.

>>194590
Awww, but nothing says doom like a floating fortress hiding the sun. Oh well, I guess we can work around that somehow. Still, I think the idea of airbased forces this time around might hold quite a bit of merit. If magic is rare they should have great difficulty in taking down airborne enemies. And with Sister, Doc and the Organist in the tower it should be safe for you and the dragon to go out and have some fun.

So, any way you can make a fucking awesome zeppeline that won't catch fire and break down if someone sneezes at it?

Tory 2010/06/16(Wed)12:40 No. 194621 ID: 63f46a
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Librarian is dead. Well, probably undead, since I haven't asked Doc about her.
The heroes have been operated by Doc. From what Doc told me, zombies can gain some of their memories and consciousness back. From what he told, that has happened only twice. He left other on my home world, burned second to death.

Well, I don't have very big weapons currently.

Tory 2010/06/16(Wed)12:42 No. 194623 ID: 63f46a
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Building a bomb won't be hard task. Well, it depends how complicated bomb is. I might be able to make small fission-bomb. I have made bombs before, but not alone and without supervision.
Also, I have some plans that I made during the project in New Soviet Union. Most of my plans are still there. They might have even built few of them!

>>194623
That one looks promising. What is the scale for it? If it's a fighter craft can you make it drone operated and build a floating kind of mothership for it?

Mneme!CRITTerXzI 2010/06/16(Wed)15:10 No. 194658 ID: c4c313
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>>194623

obviously it's a flying time machine.

HOLDING OUT ON US HUH???

A flying machine of war? That'd certainly give us a military advantage. Not sure if this world would be able to counter it using anything but dragons and we now have one of those.

What are we going to achieve using one of these? Really we want to create an effect that will let us take over this world entirely. If we can enslave the populace of this town and get them to work in factories making loyal robot armies and more air vehicles then we can keep conquering indefinitely.

Tory 2010/06/17(Thu)11:17 No. 194963 ID: 63f46a
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Well, it was supposed to be pretty big. Bombing cities and stuff. The vulcans were extremely large. ( I had to keep one in my goddamn room because it needed some modifications! It was a pain in the ass. )
Megamanta was canned because we came up with even more awesome design ( not to mention the production costs would have been very high ). I could not get blueprints of it. Too bad.
I probably cannot replicate Megamanta with my current resources.

So. Making robots and weapons sounds like a good plan. However, with my current funds and materials, I am really not going anywhere soon.

>>194963
Maybe you can miniaturize it. Turn it into a flying drone.

>>194963
Resource collecting bots. Or raiding shit for raw material. That's your priority right now. If someone decides to attack you all you have to do is stall until you can port out.

Ask the dragon if there is anything she lacks or wants improved about herself. Some lightweight body armor would be a good start. Does the dragon have any hands? Night vision or thermal goggles would be a great help if she doesn't have that kind of vision anyway. As far as orders go "Be a dragon. Add to your hoard, kill and maim, destroy towns, spread fear and panic as you see fit. The only job I will charge you with is defense of the tower. Don't sacrifice your life to protect it or be reckless about it. Do a decent job.". Ask her about her goals and ambitions. Make a nest up on top of the tower so she can keep a lookout and be imposing. Give it a roof if she wants one. A little radar tracker to alert her of approaching things even outside visual range or in bad weather. Some sort of remote she can use to direct a sniper turret to fire on someone she is talking to. It would be best if it were discrete so not to tip off people that they are about to be shot.

Razor wire fence around the entire property. Create it just inside sniper range so you can shoot someone standing next to it. Put a gate in front with a bell and a picture of a dragon next to it. Shape the bell holder like a dragon too. Have ... Smokey answer the calls. She can do whatever she wants to them unless they offer you something like tribute or surrender. The bell doesn't do anything other than ring. An electronic sensor picks up the ring and triggers an alert in each person's post. The dragon statue eyes are steroscopic cameras that produce an image of whoever is standing in front of it.

It would be cool to make a steam powered automaton. That would impress the locals. You could use it as a messenger. Electronic stuff powers vision, speaking, and other stuff like that. All the motion is done via steam pistons using an ultra-compact heat source. Primary weapon would be eye lasers (solid beam). Secondary would be electrocution hands. You could put a portal in it's chest and have it open up and appear to have a mad scientist's lab inside it. That would fuck with them so hard.

Shit, totally forgot. If it takes too much energy to create matter out of nothing how about breaking apart atoms and reassembling them into the desired element? Literally turning lead into gold with a byproduct of a few neutrons, protons, and electrons.

Tory 2010/06/17(Thu)13:38 No. 194999 ID: 63f46a
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Okay. I made a fence. It is not very great, but atleast it warns people to stay the fuck away.
I also let the dragon do what dragon does like you said. She left the tower and proceeded to lie on her hoard.
The turrets lock on anyone who isn't one of us. Zombies have been marked with chips, so they won't be killed if they wander outside ( unless I want to ).

Automaton would be cool. I cannot do portals yet, but I might trick them with awesome lasers. I'll put in on the to-do-list.

Now to the problem. Getting resources is hard. We practically burned the town near us. No money or resources from there. Creating matter out of energy or matter is extremely hard, and I have not developed such machines to accomplish such.

Tory 2010/06/17(Thu)13:40 No. 195001 ID: 63f46a
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I also got rough map from the Dragon.

>>195001
Well you're on a mountain. Check it for minerals and if there is, force the zombies to work in the mines until you get materials for building mine bots.

Aside from that you could raid that town to the west. Atleast if it's in flying range for the dragon and she can carry enough to make it worth it. If she doesn't have a good enough carrying capacity we're gonna have to think up another way.

>>195001

Try to find useful things to dig from the earth

>>195001
There is that town to the south-southeast... we could rob them, maybe.

Tory 2010/06/18(Fri)01:10 No. 195241 ID: 63f46a
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Okay, I made a device to check if there are any valuable resources in the mountain. It should take two or three days.
Raid a town? Sounds awesome! How will I do it without getting too much attention?

>>195241

Find an extant group of bandits or highwaymen and make them do it for you.

>>195253
That's a great idea. Just supply them with advanced weapons in exchange for a large cut of what they get from the town. Expect them to betray you, and kill them before they can manage to do it. Easy peasy!

>>195253
>>195256
That actually sounds like a pretty damn good idea. Just hook them up with a couple of AK-47s and they should be able to get a rather large haul of loot.

Hire bandits. Don't waste resources arming them if you know how to make them invisible. Temporarily, one would hope.

Hey hold it!!! Don't give the denizens of this world things that can be used against you. AK-47s are too easy to replicate.

Anything we use or give out should depend on microchips, preferably ones that we can shut down from a distance if we have to.

This could in fact be a good long-term plan. If we can secretly deal arms to opposing nations then they will raze each other to the ground. When the time is right or if they turn on us then we send out the disabling signal, leaving the nations mostly unarmed so we can sweep in and clean up what's left.

Tory 2010/06/18(Fri)06:27 No. 195317 ID: 63f46a
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>rumble rumble rumble

Tory 2010/06/18(Fri)06:28 No. 195318 ID: 63f46a
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"Hey! Are you interested in an offer that you can't possibly deny?"

Tory 2010/06/18(Fri)06:29 No. 195319 ID: 63f46a
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They led me to their leader.
>"Speak quickly or I'll have you killed."
So, what should I say?

>>195313
Yes they're easy to replicate. But without proper tactics or training they're not likely to be very effective with them. And they still wouldn't have tanks or air support. A couple of gunships and they would be massacred.

>>195319
Tell him that you're offering to arm him with superior weapons and intel on juicy targets for a cut of their earnings from the looting of said targets. Give him a simple handgun as an example of what you have to offer.

>>195320

Maybe give them a grenade of some kind instead of a handgun. That's a one-time use sort of thing.

>>195319

Ask him if he'd like to be the most powerful dude this side of Timbuktu.

I still do not want to teach these people about things like rifled barrels, easy to maintain repeat-fire weaponry and cased ammunition. You'll make guerrilla warfare possible if a man can hide in a jungle for half a year and pop out from ambush with the firepower to kill 50 people in minutes.

Regarding the situation at hand:

"Pray tell me, what is your greatest motivation in life? Money? Power? Revenge? I can provide you with all of these at levels you can probably not even imagine! As long as you have no qualms about the means you use to acquire them..."

I say we offer him something like ultrasonic weapons that disable anyone who isn't wearing the correct earplugs, alternatively microwave weapons that cause extreme pain or boil peoples blood in their veins. Both are invisible, not affected by most armor and completely unfathomable to the people of this society. If we're lucky our opponents will believe we're using sorcery and magic against them!

Also would Doc be able to restore this guys lost eye?(if it is actually lost) That could be another bargaining chip that no one else can provide.

Tory 2010/06/18(Fri)12:28 No. 195369 ID: 63f46a
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>"Speak."
"Pray tell me, what is your greatest motivation in life? Money? Power? Revenge? I can provide you with all of these at levels you can probably not even imagine! As long as you have no qualms about the means you use to acquire them..."
>"Go on."
"Allow me to introduce myself. I am Tory Sinclair, expert at making weapons! I have an offer that will benefit us both."
>"I already have weapons."
"Nonono, those weapons suck ass. I can make you weapons that are much more powerful! I can make you bombs that destroy large areas. I can even make you some vehicles to move loot and such around."
>"And what do you want?"
"I want you to raid town of Argot."
>"And?"

Yeah, how much should I ask for?

>>195369
I wanna say 60 or 70 percent of the loot. Start at 70; he's gonna try to talk you down.

Tory 2010/06/18(Fri)14:32 No. 195448 ID: 63f46a
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"70% of the loot's value."
>"50."
"65."
>"50. Do not try my patience."
"O. k. a. y. How about 60% and we fix that yey of yours?"
>"Can you do such things without magi?"
"Of course we can."
...
Ah this is boring. Why did I not send someone else instead.
...
>"We have a deal Tory. When do we receive this new weaponry?"
"When it's done. Just give me some information of your buddies and we'll be done."
>"Very well."

I think now is a good time if you want to ask her anything specific.

Ask if she prefers area effect, accuracy, speed, power, etc. That way we know what to focus on.

>>195473
This. Also, if you're going to sell to the other side, you had better make sure you either use someone else or disguise yourself thoroughly while using a different name and voice - not to mention changing any symbols or whatnot that could prove the weapons came from the same source.

Oh yeah - >>195313 's thing about microchips is awesome and you should totally do that.

Ask how many fighters she intends to field, and ask her to lend you one of her armorers (or her quartermaster, if they don't have a dedicated armorer) so that you can train him in how to maintain the new weapons.

Ask her what the maximum load her men can be expected to fight with is, so that you don't pick weapons that are too heavy for them. Ask how many officers she intends to have fight, and ask for their sizing so that you can provide kevlar armor for them.

>>195488

Oh, and invite her to come with you to meet the doctor. He'll need to have a look at her eye.

Sheesh, what's with you guys and being good an honest?

We're an evil genius, for Lenin's sake! Just kill them when they're done!

>>195582

We can keep using this group. Training takes time, and having a small corp of foot soldiers is always useful.

>>195583
These guys are bandits, though. There's no reason for them to be loyal.

Betray them before they betray us, I say.

>>195585
Bandits are usually bandits because they have no other way to earn a living. They can transition to being soldiers for Sinclair, if he deals fairly with them. And it's always useful to have a corp of soldiers if you're bent on world domination.

I really think we should plan assuming that these guys WILL betray us. Install remote self-destructs or remote disabling components in the weapons. It's not much of a bother and I'm sure it'll come in handy somehow.

Also ask the bandits to bring back a heartless, immoral person with a knack for formal negotiations. That's right, kidnap us a lawyer. We need a savvy pawn to do the front man talking and brokering in the future. Someone who won't be detected as evil, but who would gladly bend and twist every imaginable rule in the pursuit of money.

>>195599

So how about we plan for the worst, but keep up our end of the deal so that if they don't turn traitor we can keep them happy and working for us?

Tory 2010/06/19(Sat)05:48 No. 195771 ID: 63f46a
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Okay, there are around 64 of them, and they want some weapons that are not loud. The leader also wants eye fixed. Well-

So, what now? What kind of silent weapons should we make?

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/06/19(Sat)05:56 No. 195772 ID: 6a5a08
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Submachine Guns with suppressors. Don't forget ammunition.

And if Doc can't fix the eye, we could always make a mechanical one.

>>195771

When you fix the eye, try to put a bomb in there that you can detonate by remote control. I don't know if you can make explosives that small, but it'd be good to stop these guys mouthing off if you can press a button and blow the leader's head off.

>>195776
That is a fantastic idea.

>>195771
Silent weapons... laser guns are silent. Or other energy weapons.

Tory 2010/06/19(Sat)07:59 No. 195783 ID: 63f46a
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Ah, bomb in the eye-socket sounds like a good idea! For weapons, I can make some rifles. Bots can easily handle assembling them. As for lasers , powerful lasers require fuel-tank which are pretty big. I'll stick them to vehicles.

So. Now that bots are making rifles, what should I do?

>>195783
You should start working on a refinery to make the loot you get into useful parts that the bots can assemble into better weaponry. And maybe see if you can build something that would be useful for the dragon.

Yeah, something useful...

Like Ear Swords!

Tory 2010/06/19(Sat)14:24 No. 195886 ID: 63f46a
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Okay, back at the tower.
I made a small bot for Handbag! It has a small turret and with it we can communicate from distances. Cool eh?

Tory 2010/06/19(Sat)14:24 No. 195887 ID: 63f46a
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Now, what to do..?
What to do...
Do...

Tory 2010/06/19(Sat)14:25 No. 195888 ID: 63f46a
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Fuck yes! Brilliant!

To r y 2010/06/19(Sat)14:27 No. 195892 ID: 63f46a
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This should wo... rk... o... ni... ly...

Suggestion 2010/06/19(Sat)14:28 No. 195894 ID: 63f46a
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( Paused, making new thread soon. )

Whee!

>>195894
You lied! Telling us that it isn't feasible to make the tower fly.