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155423 No. 155423 ID: 717301

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No. 155426 ID: 717301
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Somethan intrestan.

Ther's a weird thing an a fun thing aout there. I gotta get auway from this womaoun.
No. 155429 ID: 15f6d6

Get out?
No. 155430 ID: 37ab54
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go for the fun thing! Weird is dumb.
No. 155435 ID: 632862

Investigate weird thing.
No. 155442 ID: 490a07

Weird thang.
No. 155454 ID: 717301
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Nyah, here's the weird thing. Daown in the valley. It's asleep I think.
No. 155457 ID: 15f6d6

go lick it
No. 155458 ID: 490a07

Lick that turd.
No. 155460 ID: bf49dc

Go back and wake one of the people up, they might get a kick out of seeing it.
No. 155470 ID: ded270

Lick it.
No. 155473 ID: 11a8c6

Its too far. Wake up the woman so she can take you to it.
No. 155474 ID: 1ac39d

lvl 35 yowl tech: bunch o cats in a dryer
No. 155475 ID: 8ecfd4

Go and examine brave feline.
No. 155478 ID: 717301
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Nyao, I lick it some, nothing happens.

>>155460 >>155473
No! That Waowman will carry me aroaound moar.
No. 155487 ID: 8ecfd4

Hmmm, paw it then. If there still isn't any reaction then scratch it.
No. 155489 ID: bf49dc

Just stop at pawing. Get a better look at all sides of it.
No. 155491 ID: 632862

Take a look at it from all sides. Then climb on top of it.
No. 155492 ID: ded270

Eat it whole to gain its power.
No. 155518 ID: 5eabae

Hiss at it.
No. 155755 ID: 8e5181


Ooo'ooo! It's Mothra! Find the little faeries and eat them before it's too late! If can't find them, then scratch it.
No. 155861 ID: 4cd839

It's an Ohmu, isn't it?
No. 155964 ID: 5b6805

poor thing. a white cat. If the owner wakes up and she's anywhere in sight, there is no escape.

Show us the fun thing. Weird thing's just a big lump.
No. 156027 ID: 717301
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Poawing at it doesn't do anything.
There's some places I couwld go ounder the thing, but I'll look at the fun foarst. Nao.
No. 156028 ID: 8ecfd4

That thing looks like it could be fun. Go closer and examine it.
No. 156029 ID: fa2d07

That looks mighty fun for sure.
How does it smell like?
Also see if there's a tractor unit, on the left end of it.
No. 156030 ID: e2020c


Go sniff about it closer.
No. 156044 ID: 717301
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Smaolls like bloaud. Some dead kowbolds inside, and some tear-up stuff.
No. 156045 ID: fa2d07

Check the inside I guess.
Be careful 'bout the tear-up stuff.
No. 156054 ID: 717301
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Mya, a seat! Gotta claw this up first. Dangly bits look fun.
No. 156055 ID: 1ac39d

sorry, those are bad dangly bits. they will cause pain if you bat them.
No. 156060 ID: 178cbb

Knead the whole thing off. There might be shinies under it.
No. 156071 ID: fa2d07

The dangly thing with the spiral cord might be fun to play with.
On the lower right.
No. 156085 ID: b0714b

take a look around :3
No. 156091 ID: 8ecfd4

Dangly bits are great fun to gnaw on.
No. 156164 ID: 717301
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Nothing in the seat

I'll inpect this. It makes nawoises.

There's some dead Kowbolds, but that's it. I can gao look at this thing moar or I can gao back to the lump.
No. 156165 ID: 8ecfd4

Go piss on the dead kobolds. Then go back and check the strange thing.
No. 156166 ID: b0714b

pat it into the other wires
No. 156185 ID: 11c3fc

I vote lump.
No. 156276 ID: 717301
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Makes moar noaises.

What to look foar?
No. 156280 ID: 632862

Dig a space for you to crawl under it!
No. 156286 ID: aabc22

No. 156287 ID: 0fc814

Investigate space to the left for shineys.
No. 156289 ID: aabc22

No. 156327 ID: 717301
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Soamting's ounder here, nyah. Do I claw it or do something owlse?
No. 156339 ID: 0fc814

Looks suspiciously like a titanic eyelid.

...Definitely claw it.
No. 156340 ID: 632862

Bite it!
No. 156341 ID: e3d671

No. 156350 ID: 8ecfd4

Claw the shit out of it.
No. 156366 ID: 717301
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No. 156368 ID: e3d671

No. 156370 ID: 8ecfd4

Go a bit more to the right and lower. Then claw it again. That should hit the spot.

If there still is no reaction then piss on it as well as shit on it.
No. 156371 ID: 0fc814

No. 156373 ID: 632862

Follow that dark line to the knob on the end over to the right and attack that with your sharp claws.
No. 156555 ID: 717301
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Uh Oau.
No. 156566 ID: 632862

...maybe we should run away.
No. 156570 ID: 15f6d6

Attack with all your might! It's go time!
No. 156571 ID: e3d671

No. 156635 ID: 717301
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Maaaauuuu! It's too big! Whare should I run?
No. 156638 ID: e3d671

No. 156640 ID: 15f6d6

Run to the danglewires
No. 156641 ID: 632862

Hide in the FUN THING!
No. 156679 ID: 5b6805

lead it to the mean lady. that'll teach her.
No. 156728 ID: 717301
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Back at the foun thing!
No. 156729 ID: 632862

What is that hose? It looks important. Drag into the place where the seat is.

No. 156846 ID: 717301
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Gonna pull thi- bleh!
No. 156871 ID: 632862

Take a quick look at the rest of the fun thing.
No. 157072 ID: 717301
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Nowthin else interesting.
No. 157099 ID: 0d1fe9

Go find a mousie's to om nom's.
No. 157121 ID: 8e18cd


Yeah let's get ourselves something to gnaw on like a rodent, a mole or a bird...
No. 157153 ID: 717301
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Close enyough. Nyah. What nyao?
No. 157170 ID: 889351

Maybe if you show the woman how good a mouser you are she'll stop carrying you and let you work.
No. 157171 ID: e5843a

Yes! Show her what you found!
Well, chew it, then bring her another!
No. 157174 ID: bf1e7e
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It sounds like whatever was scratching around the truck has stopped, but there's something else going on.
No. 157176 ID: 8e18cd


Who are you??!
No. 157177 ID: bf1e7e
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Shit! It's some sort of giant monster! I'd better get out of here!
No. 157187 ID: 305076

omg ... either the cat was only an intro or we're playing two characters D: APRIL FOOL the ID is different to the cat ID
i'd still like to know the names of the cat.
How is your name??? :3
No. 157190 ID: 1ac39d

but which one is the joke? the cat or unicorn?
No. 157195 ID: 305076

the unicorn is to obvious a joke ... and the Cat ID is is the same as in the /questdis/ thread
No. 157199 ID: bf1e7e
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My name is Love Drifter, I'm a Unicorn out on my maiden quest.

I feel like I just woke up from some sort of nightmare.
No. 157200 ID: 9a1fa4

Hey, there's two moons.
No. 157202 ID: 288cba

We are all unicorns today. So what is your quest?
No. 157241 ID: 305076

okay ... a unicorn is fine too for now

do you have any powers?
can you sense sadness or smash through stars or something?
No. 157440 ID: bf1e7e
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There are always two moons. The larger, brighter moon, and the peanut-moon that is out right now.


The same quest that all unicorns must undertake as a rite of passage. We must seek out and appear before a beautiful Virgin Maiden.


>do you have any powers?

The same powers as all unicorns, I can travel rapidly and work magic with my horn.

>can you sense sadness

The only thing that I am mystically endowed to sense is the location of my chosen maiden.

That is, I should be able to. But I haven't been able to sense her since I awoke.

>or smash through stars or something?

The stars are far beyond my reach. I will not be able to reach them until I complete my quest.

I think I'm far enough away from the beast to rest for now, and try to decide what I should do next.
No. 157442 ID: 9a1fa4

What could cause you to not be able to sense your maiden? Is there even anything you know of or has this never happened before?
No. 157445 ID: e3f578

>But I haven't been able to sense her since I awoke.

Then she's obviously lost her virginity. So did all the other maidens.
No. 157448 ID: 288cba

What is in the area? Is it just forest, or are there landmarks of civilization? We can tell a lot about your lost maiden by where they live.
No. 157483 ID: bf1e7e
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Nothing that anyone I know has experienced should be able to sever the sacred bond without my knowing.

The only thing I can think of is that it may relate to my nightmare, which I feel like I have been trapped in since shortly after I left on my quest. It felt dark, and empty, and leaves the impression of ... shackles?


If that were simply the case, I would have received a vision with a new maiden.

>We can tell a lot about your lost maiden by where they live.

I can not tell you where she is, because I can no longer sense her. I believe I have been over this already.
No. 157525 ID: 454e20

So maybe a different approach?
Tell us something 'bout your maiden and we might figure where she is then.

Having visions 'bout mindflayers also might mean you're controlled by them or some faggotry.
Use your stupid rainbow-magic on that.
No. 157539 ID: 3de05a

If you ask me, a mindflayer is controlling your maiden. Find the brainsuckers and kill them. Then you shall either kill or free your maiden, depending on how long she's been under the influence.
No. 158223 ID: bf1e7e
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I can't remember much of anything about her. I'm sure I'd recognize her, but it's like there's a hole in my mind where she used to be.


I don't have any sort of powers to do that. I'd need to get help.
No. 158225 ID: 3de05a

Okay look around to see if you can find some sleeping people, maybe they can help.
No. 158234 ID: e3f578

Here's a fantastic idea, lets get a new maiden anyway. For the time being. An unofficial maiden so be it.
No. 158324 ID: 15f6d6

Investigate your immediate area. There might be people around here who know something.
No. 159538 ID: bf1e7e
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That is appalling! Commitment and purity are the two greatest virtues a unicorn exemplifies! I can't very well abandon my maiden simply because of some vague possibility.


I decide to look around the small wood in which I have taken refuge. It looks like I may not be alone here after all.
No. 159542 ID: 344ef9

Investigate cautiously.
No. 159546 ID: 1f705c

vewy vewy quiet
No. 159555 ID: e2020c


listen for sounds. Look for movement.
No. 159684 ID: 6076e8

There is someone behind the tree!
watch out ... it could be a hunter
No. 159688 ID: 24aa45

create a rainbow sheild as you approach. We don't want you shot...
No. 159699 ID: e651e8

Say... what would happen if there were NO MORE MAIDENS somehow? Would your assignment just get delayed until the next was born or something?
No. 161332 ID: bf1e7e
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I approach cautiously. I can't put up any sort of warding beyond my own supernatural resilience. I have some magical talents, but they need something on which to be used.

The person raises a gnarled, taloned hand as I approach around the tree. I feel something ancient and mystical here.

The creature turns slightly, peering back at me from the corner of its eye.

Greetings, young one.
No. 161333 ID: 9a1fa4

"Greetings, presumably old one."
No. 161335 ID: 8ecfd4

Guy looks legit. Greet him in a curteous way.
No. 161364 ID: 608fda

i'm starting to wonder how you survived your childhood.

Ask him who he is and what he's doing behind trees in the middle of the forest after greeting him.
No. 161367 ID: 8ecfd4

Through the magical power of irony.
No. 171600 ID: bf1e7e
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I greet the creature cautiously. She stands to face me. Something feels familiar about her, but I can't place it.


Ah, forgive my lack of introduction. You can call me Mama Moira. I am simply resting here, away from the children at play. Is there some reason that you have sought me out?
No. 171611 ID: 7524b0

Explain that you can no longer sense your maiden, and are worried about her fate.
No. 171613 ID: f82d85


You fear she may have been pushed into the sea by some firey bull
No. 171688 ID: 888674

Ask her if she knows where your maiden is.
No. 171694 ID: a85626
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oh my god...
No. 171696 ID: 7524b0

What? What is it?
No. 171708 ID: a85626


Don't you recognize that purple parrot?
No. 171713 ID: 7524b0

Um... no? Where's it from?
No. 172076 ID: e2020c


There are no purple parrots
No. 172085 ID: 476456
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No. 172111 ID: ce83f8

No. 172152 ID: 56c813
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please no ... not here ... NOT NOW
No. 172204 ID: d6cb21

You lose track of your maiden, then you subsequeltly meet a sstrange old bieng, the like of which you have not seen before.

Dont you think this is a litle too weird? RUN
No. 175956 ID: bf1e7e
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I ask her if she can aid me in locating my missing maiden.

That should be simple for me, dearie. And I'd be glad to help one such as yourself.

She reaches into her robes and pulls out some sort of strange powder. She blows onto it and whispy flames lick the ground in front of her.
No. 175957 ID: bf1e7e
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Now then, Dearie, If you can give me something that relates to the maiden you seek I can tell you her fate.
No. 175959 ID: a594b9

Conjure something up with your magical horn powers.
No. 175980 ID: a85626

Use your magical horn powers to summon her clothes.

I mean her cat.

Go get her cat.
No. 176012 ID: 0b2a05

A lock of your mane?
No. 176023 ID: 949b07

YOU relate to the maiden. Step into the circle.
No. 176096 ID: 46f024

Use your magical horn powers to summon up something good. Don't give the strange lady a lock of your mane or step into the circle yourself.
No. 178950 ID: bf1e7e
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I can't conjure anything relating to her up, I can only conjure natural phenomena.

I move to step into the circle, but Mama Moira raises her hand to stop me.

Dearie, you are an immortal. If you enter a circle this simple, nothing will come of it. If you wish me to scry on you, I'll need some ... particular components to expand the circle.

I ask her what components she will need.

She holds her hand palm-up, bowing her head.

The most quickly available, dearie, would be a few drops of your blood.
No. 178952 ID: a594b9

I'm not seeing much other option.
No. 178953 ID: a85626


>> The most quickly available, dearie, would be a few drops of your blood.

I see nothing wrong with this plan.
No. 178954 ID: ce83f8

do eet
No. 178956 ID: 4473b7

Why not? She seems like a stand up gal. Let's do it.
No. 178957 ID: 1ac39d

since this seems to be the only way to find our maiden then let it be so.
No. 178958 ID: 0b2a05

As bad as that sounds, you really don't have any other choice. Blood it is.
No. 178969 ID: bf3d57

What could possiblai go wrong?
No. 179293 ID: 068647
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A few drops ... that's how it begun
No. 179295 ID: 27e2dd

Why stop at a few drops?
Give her all of, make success all the more likely.
I mean you don't want to lose your maiden due to your cowardice?
No. 190423 ID: bf1e7e
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I agree to Mama Moira's terms, and lean down while she reaches up to scratch my nose with one of her claws. It isn't a large wound, and it will heal quickly.
No. 190424 ID: bf1e7e
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She lowers the claw down to touch the circle, chanting rhythmically as she does so. Shortly, the circle seems to explode outward, becoming brighter and more complex.

Everything is starting to look fuzzy, and I feel like there is something pulling at my mind. Should I resist or go with it?
No. 190425 ID: 1ac39d

go with it, it should grant you a vision of your maiden.
No. 190436 ID: c4c313


I see nothing wrong with this plan.
No. 190441 ID: be5fc3

Resist with full-force, she slipped you a roofie.
No. 190442 ID: e2020c

Yeah, let's see how good we might end up with this.
No. 190443 ID: a594b9

Resist a little bit and see if she says anything.
No. 190450 ID: ebb71d

Go with the flow, baby - this plan is foolproof!
No. 190459 ID: c05c83

Still seems legit. Go for it.
No. 190600 ID: 3297aa
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Are you really gonna make me say it?
No. 192087 ID: cb3a34

Omg, it's Mommy Fortune from The Last Unicorn. Run. She's going to enslave you for her carnival!
Check out 4:55 of this! It's her!

Polite sage so as not to bump.
No. 196053 ID: bf1e7e
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I am suddenly bombarded with images.

I see myself, running toward some goal.
I see myself, assailed by sound and fire.
I see myself, beset upon by soldiers.
I see my captor, he does something and everything goes dark.
Everything is suddenly wreathed in flames. I feel the heat from them even though they are not truly present.

It is familiar.
No. 196056 ID: c4c313

See, now that is a trap.

Your maiden is doing what beautiful virgin maidens usually do, being the bait for a unicorn trap.
No. 196059 ID: a594b9

Oh come on. Your maiden is CHEREN?! That is just ridiculous.
No. 196062 ID: 8c0848

Obviously Cheren is a delicate, virginal flower.

No. 196100 ID: 8b7db1

Who knows. Maybe Cheren IS a virgin. And the only thing we know about unicorns is that they are attracted to virgin women, but that doesn't mean they can't be psychotic.

Of course, it might be the sergal KID Jiri.

Or maybe the goblin Dribliza.


Either way, my advice? You know it's a trap. But you are going to rescue your maiden ANYWAY. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT UNICORNS DO.
No. 196119 ID: 5360c7

>Cheren IS a virgin
No. 196148 ID: ba41e5

She could be lying.
No. 196185 ID: c2c011

Well looks like you found your maiden again. Lets get going then, from the looks of things she needs you.
No. 196923 ID: 51d9ad

true ... klingons are amplifying their story too ...
but she was drunken, so she could have talked the truth .. i mean what else are you going to do in the desert?
No. 197002 ID: bf1e7e
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Mama Moira appears in the flames.

So what do you plan to do, dearie?

I tell her that I know that this is a trap, but I have to go to save my maiden.

She shakes her head.

What is it that you think you've seen here?

I tell her that I think I am seeing a vision of the future.

No, Dearie. What you've seen is the past. You asked me to find your maiden through the connection you share with her. This vision you've seen is how you came to lose that connection.

I ask her if there is another way she can help to find the maiden.

I'm afraid not, Dearie. But I know of someone who may, if you can persuade him.
No. 197020 ID: 0b2a05

Say you'll do whatever you can to, and ask who it is.
No. 197021 ID: a594b9

Then ask who that is. That should be our next destination.
No. 197059 ID: 9947b0

We were captured by Dr. Zoidberg?
No. 197088 ID: c2c011

Ask who that is. And also ask Moira if she can tell you where the place you saw in the vision is. If nothing else you should be able to track your maiden from there.
No. 197150 ID: 55c4cf

If you can pinpoint where the soldiers are from, you'd have a lead as to who or where the captor might be.
No. 197479 ID: bf1e7e
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Mama Moira bows down and sinks into the flames, which part to reveal an oddly-shaped mountain.

Go to the mountains in the northeast. Seek the wizard there. Pay his price, and he will help you.


I ask into the flames about the desert I saw.

That desert lies far to the east. You've come a long way in the service of fiends, Dearie.
No. 197504 ID: c4c313


Thank Mama Moira, head for the northeast and GET THE HELL AWAY FROM THAT PARROT
No. 197736 ID: 6388b7

Go North, young lady
No. 197743 ID: a594b9

Northeast it is.

I bet the wizard is gonna want some unicorn blood... or your HORN.
No. 197940 ID: bf1e7e
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I thank mama Moira for her help.

<i>It was an honor. Fare well, Dearie, wherever you fare.</i>

The flames disperse. I am standing in a different place, near the foot of a mountain range.

Figuring that this must be the same range, I head into the hills.


If this 'wizard' knows anything of mystical creatures, he'll not ask for my horn.
No. 197942 ID: a594b9

Probably blood then. Or hair. Maybe some scrapings off a hoof... or other bodily fluids.
No. 197943 ID: c4c313

Prepare to piss for the wizard.
No. 198507 ID: bf1e7e
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I run through the mountains for a time; and then I see my goal, off on the Horizon.

Should I approach quickly or cautiously?
No. 198508 ID: 0b2a05

Cautiously. Can never be too cautious.
No. 198543 ID: a594b9

No. 198579 ID: 8bdb6a


If any stars get in your way, use dash to break through them.
No. 199064 ID: bf1e7e
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I begin slowly making my way through the range's valleys, only cresting peaks to check my bearings and ensure that I'm still going in the right direction.

There is more vegetation here than I expected, but most of it is very twisted and dark. Perhaps it would look more pleasant in the daylight, but I doubt it. Wizards do tend to make lairs in dreadful locales.
No. 199074 ID: c4c313


It just keeps getting darker. Looks like you're on the right track. Hopefully you won't get horribly lost in the eternal darkness, but instead blindly stumble upon the wizard's tower. I would suggest a direction for you to go, but... can't see shit captain.
No. 199079 ID: 8bdb6a

Smash through an ominous looking tree with your magical fucking rainbow magic and power-charge your way to your destination.
No. 200922 ID: 545911

How do you Protect yourself anyway?
No. 204688 ID: bf1e7e
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Obviously I can defend myself with my hooves, horn, and magical powers.


I smash through a tree at high speed!
No. 204689 ID: 0b2a05

Cutebold. Tackle it.

No. 204690 ID: 8c0848

Make your dreams come true.
No. 204691 ID: df7322

oh no, scan the bold. make sure you didn't accidentally show yourself to a non-virgin.
No. 204692 ID: a594b9

I think you've managed to blunder into an army! Shield yourself and speed to your destination as fast as possible!
No. 204717 ID: bf1e7e
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I pin the bold to the ground and disarm him.

There's nothing to worry about from exposing myself to non-virgins. I shouldn't do it if I can help it, but it isn't anathema to my purpose. If worse comes to worse, I can make him forget he ever saw me. It tends to happen with the non-virtuous, anyway.

Speaking of which, I can clearly see that he is not.

He yelps something in their squeaky nonsense language. If only there was a Doobie around to translate.
No. 204718 ID: f21281

Consider a magic-imbued suit of armor to protect your chasteness.
No. 204723 ID: a594b9

He probably just said "Oh god please don't kill me!"

He's harmless now. If you can't magic up some manner of translation, leave him with his ice cream and continue on. Although he might wind up remembering you considering you took away his gun... do something about that.
No. 204734 ID: c4c313

You didn't take away his gun. You turned it into ice cream! I can't think of anyone who wouldn't be pleased at having ice cream. You'd have to be a real jerk to kick someone for liking ice cream.
No. 204737 ID: bf1e7e
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I can't conjure things from nowhere.


There's at least one thing I can do about it, I suppose.

No. 204739 ID: bf1e7e
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No. 204741 ID: 988a7a

You've been poisoned! Purify yourself with your unicorn magics!
No. 204742 ID: df7322

No. 204744 ID: 45be60

You've been shot! There are more guns which must be turned to ice cream nearby!
No. 204746 ID: 1e8ba0

Shitwaffles - run!
No. 204747 ID: 8bdb6a

Explode the trapped cutebold into a huge display of light, sound, and confetti. This will cover your escape.
No. 204748 ID: 1e8ba0

No. 204751 ID: a594b9

Another kobold in the bush! Can you deflect bullets? Disarm him too if you think you can manage it without getting shot again. Then look around carefully for other kobolds hiding in ambush.
No. 204942 ID: bf1e7e
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I turn my attention to the kobold in the bushes.
No. 204944 ID: bf1e7e
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No. 204962 ID: 158c5c

GEt out of here before more show up
No. 204970 ID: 8bdb6a

Consume this one's soul to restore your HP. Then, continue at a rapid pace.
No. 204971 ID: c2c011

Give the one on the ground a tatto with a message. Tell him he was lucky that you don't have the time to properly punish it for its insolence in daring to harm such a majestic creature.

Then go on towards the wizard. You have to find your maiden after all.
No. 205006 ID: a594b9

Move along... unless there's something over there by that other tree? The roots look a little odd.
No. 205038 ID: 8b7db1

Why stop there?

No. 205859 ID: 2d0f54

is there no other way to talk to the bolds?
If you're able to delete their mind
could you read it too?
No. 206992 ID: bf1e7e
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I can't do these things.

Nothing else of Note happens on the way to the mountain.
No. 206993 ID: a594b9

Hey, what's that in the other entrance?
No. 206994 ID: d78b61

huh, yeah. i see something.
No. 206996 ID: 8e7d2a

Nice nostrils.
No. 206998 ID: 8c0848

Advance the plot like the fist of the north star
No. 207132 ID: 11ca1a

Are unicorns a controlled substance in your world?

Cause you about to be snorted, dawg.
No. 207195 ID: c2c011

There seems to be something odd over in the right nostril. Check it out.
No. 207268 ID: 50bd16

Turn around and look for massive stone tits.
No. 209353 ID: db4e62

or stone cock :3
No. 213062 ID: bf1e7e
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I would've noticed those on the way here.


I quickly dash into the other 'nostril.'

It looks like one of those bolds is in here.
No. 213065 ID: 68584a

this bold doesn't seem to be with the others. wonder what it is. set it down and be wary of traps. then ask what it is doing.
No. 213066 ID: 04f5b9

Ask if it knows anything about the wizard that lives here. Look deep into its beady eyes.
No. 213078 ID: 283fa9

I think that IS the wizard that lives here.

Is it just me, or does he look like Skeletor?
No. 213083 ID: 8bdb6a

Cuss at it.
No. 213098 ID: bf1e7e
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I set the Kobold down and ask him about the wizard.

He brushes himself off, and then reaches into his sleeve. From within, he produces a hat.

>*ahem* The one you seek is none other than me! The great Shmendriblimus! For one such as yourself to come to my home, you must be in dire need of something.
No. 213100 ID: 0b2a05

As a great wizard he must be familiar with unicorns. Tell him you have lost your connection with your maiden, and have been told to seek his expert help.
No. 213101 ID: 04f5b9

Tell him that you'll do ANYTHING to find your maiden again, if only he will help you.
No. 213116 ID: b17935

This doesn't bode well.

Explain what you need, and make sure he doesn't accidentally polymorph you into a hot chick.
No. 213192 ID: 8bdb6a

Tell him you done lost your bitch and you gotta find her.

Also, you keep having these freaky dreams about an illithid that's gonna fuck you up and you need to know where he sleeps so you can turn his organs into ice cream.
No. 213226 ID: c71597

Dude seems legit. Tell him of your woes and ask for his help. Offer magical unicorn ice cream in return for his services.
No. 213264 ID: c4c313

Would you look at the nostrils on that guy!
No. 213711 ID: 03f3f7

Tell him you can give him "Stuff" for his help ... like ingredients only Unicorns can Produce or Summon.

You can carry him around aswell, should be funny to watch.
No. 220557 ID: bf1e7e
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>No need to explain, I already know why you are here. I have already begun the scrying, but as I am sure you are aware there is a price to be payed.

He beckons me down, and whispers his request to me, apparently embarrassed by it.
No. 220559 ID: d06fe5

in b4 noserub.
No. 220560 ID: c2c011

So what is it?
No. 220561 ID: d677cc

Yes okay so what did he ask you to do.
No. 220565 ID: bf1e7e
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No. 220568 ID: e31d52

No. 220570 ID: 117dce

Be awesome!

Follow his directions to victory and possibly maidens.
No. 220572 ID: 3aa25e

Love Drifter is innit for the maidens
No. 220589 ID: 4ae7b5

...yeah I guess.
No. 220671 ID: a594b9

Make sure he doesn't lose his hat.
No. 220683 ID: 55c4cf

that is beautiful, the quest could have had that goal and just ended and I would be happy, but there is more to be done.

You could go for a double rainbow right now but that is just silly.
No. 220749 ID: 8c0848

Yes. Make a double rainbow. All the way across the sky, even.
No. 220751 ID: bf1e7e
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He appears to be satisfied, and leads me back down into the cave, into a dark room with no lighting except for a dimly glowing pool of multicolored ... sand?

He approaches it, and stands on a dais before it and stretches out his hands. The sand begins to swirl and raise up, becoming a representation of the world in it. On one side of the world, in the mountains, there appears a swirl of rainbow light. On the other side of the world, in a desert, there rises a red spike that appears to be a flame.

>Your maiden will soon emerge, far from this cavern in the land where you were once enslaved. The flame is an ill omen, she will not emerge safely as things stand now.

>The military arm of the army sweeping the land has extended a creeping hand across the region.

This all sounds pretty bad. What should I do?
No. 220754 ID: d677cc

Obviously, you need to go there.
No. 220755 ID: 4ea75e

it sounds like you must fight and secure a way to safety for your maiden.
No. 220760 ID: 117dce

Well, we either need to go where she is going to emerge (I'm guessing the rainbow are? Unless that's where we are). OR we go to the flame and PUT IT OUT. I vote for nabbing the maiden, unless that is not possible or that isn't what the rainbow represents, in which case I vote to go to flame.
No. 220761 ID: a594b9

Ask him what would be the best way to infiltrate and rescue your maiden. Perhaps he knows of a gap in their defenses?
No. 220791 ID: bf1e7e
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Unicorns are by nature peaceful creatures and dislike fighting.

But there are times when this is simply not enough. IF the time for war is at hand, then so be it.

I race into the sky and begin my trek across the world. I must make haste if I am to make it in time.
No. 220792 ID: 117dce

Power up your unicorn powers for maximum unicorn. Don't get shot.
No. 220799 ID: 8bdb6a


Whatever you find, try to attack it from the rear.
No. 220816 ID: bf1e7e
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It looks like the sun is rising.

This is the first good sign I have seen all evening.
No. 220839 ID: 117dce

Brace for impact? Look for a thing to Unicorn all the hell over.
No. 220919 ID: a7a85a


You saw a sunrise in the evening? Damn, you are magical.
No. 220924 ID: a594b9

...that's not a sun.

Get a shield up! Shockwave incoming!
No. 220952 ID: 5f0943

Suns don't rise in the evening...
This might be bad...
No. 220985 ID: f80af7

And this, gentlemen, is how you turn an author's error into a somewhat original plot twist.
No. 220995 ID: 117dce

A- are you guys retarded? It's been night time the whole quest, now the sun is rising. That's hardly an error of any kind.
No. 221013 ID: 32a2fa

no, it's a nuke going off. the bolds are nuking someone.
No. 221039 ID: 283fa9

Okay, two options:

One, that IS the cun rising, and everything is hunky dorry, we just have been awake so long that we see daybreak.

Two, that ISN'T the sun, and it's something really bad. And given the size of it, it would be EXTREMELY bad.

But my question is this: Which direction SHOULD the sun rise from, and are you FACING it? If you are facing where the sun should be rising from, I think you will be fine, and we might have just lost track of time. Otherwise, BRACE FOR IMPACT.
No. 221211 ID: a7a85a

Morning=/=evening, genius.
No. 221243 ID: 45be60

quest started in evening and hours have passed, genius.
No. 221269 ID: a7a85a

Morning, noon, afternoon, evening, night.

I just thought the phrasing of a sunrise being the first good thing in the evening was kind of funny. Sorry, I wasn't trying to be a dick. Or at the very least not trying to now.

My bad, we cool thread?
No. 221338 ID: 45be60

no. I hate you forever now.
No. 222239 ID: bf1e7e
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This is definitely the sunrise, and not any sort of facsimile.

Not all unicorns are the same. Most are strongest at Twilight, or in the light of the full moon.

Not me, though.

I am strongest in Dawn's Radiance.
No. 222240 ID: 117dce

No. 222242 ID: bf1e7e
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No. 222243 ID: 117dce

No. 222244 ID: 97cb33

No. 222246 ID: 5eea01

What does it mean?! Oh my god, it's...a double rainbow, all the way. It's like Moses and the burning bush in the ten commandments
No. 222247 ID: 8c0848

So intense~!
No. 222250 ID: bf1e7e
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I have arrived
No. 222251 ID: 117dce

Take stock of the situation. Turn guns to icecream.
No. 222256 ID: a594b9

No. 222258 ID: 97cb33

yes, it is new rule, all guns are now icecream.
No. 222260 ID: 8bdb6a

Make all their limbs fall off.
No. 222293 ID: 45be60

Isn't there supposed to be a pot of gold around here someplace?

No. 222382 ID: d560d6

Yes. Nobody can go to war while holding ice-cream.
No. 222999 ID: bf1e7e
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There are quite a lot of Kobolds here.
No. 223000 ID: 3e8d47

Impale at least 3 or 4 on your horn simultaneously.
No. 223003 ID: 8bdb6a

Turn the tents into nightmares.
No. 223014 ID: 0b2a05

Turn the ground directly beneath them to ice cream.
No. 223099 ID: f57857

Turn all their garments into tough caramelized cotton candy, that should restrain them. Then, interrogate one, and threaten to turn his family jewels into gum balls if he doesn't tell you about your maiden.
No. 223103 ID: f57857

Oh and watch out for the pairs behind the barricades!
No. 223108 ID: d560d6

Two of those poor cutebolds dropped their ice-creams. :c
No. 223601 ID: c71597

There might be more sneaking around with weapons inside the tents. More ice-cream!
No. 223618 ID: 21d5c9

Don't attack them frontal like this.
once the dawn is over you'll get a problem.

Try to finish them off as fast as possible, then proceed to a hideout.
No. 224972 ID: bf1e7e
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Somehow I get the impression that they aren't going to just sit around and wait for me to magic at them!
No. 224973 ID: a594b9

Evasive maneuvers, then. Get up a shield.
No. 224993 ID: c71597

More magic then damn it. Make it rain ice cream! MAKE THE WORLD INTO ICE! CREAM!!

Or just a protective wall of ice cream.
No. 225005 ID: b9bd4f

You can move high speeds, right? And you leave a rainbow trail? Then run around and make the trail as big as you can. All that color will confuse them and leave them open to attack.
No. 225041 ID: 28379c

Fucking run fast and stab them with your giant stupid horn then!
No. 225054 ID: f57857

No! LoveDrifter you're hurt!
NoooooOooooOoooooooo! ;~;
No. 225122 ID: 5d514f

Time to up the stakes. Can you explode one of them or something nearby into delicious candy or into kittens?
No. 227374 ID: c6fa0a


Sing them... the SONG... OF YOUR PEOPLE!

> Always, I want to be with you, and make believe with you, and live in harmony harmony oh love!

You know, loud enough to deafen them temporarily.

... of course, you should totally doing the following while singing your awesome song:

1) Blind the shit out of them with rainbow brightness on a flashbang level. This will seriously reduce their accuracy.

2) Seek cover behind a nearby tent/log/whatever while your enemies are grasping at their cute beady eyes and screaming in pain, ice-creamifying some guns in the process (or do you prefer rainbow sherbet?).

3) Disarm as many as possible.

4) After you're done singing your beautiful song, scream "I AM THE MAGICAL ICE-CREAM UNICORN; IF YOU HARM ME, YOU WILL NEVER ENJOY ICE CREAM AGAIN EVER" (psychological warfare) while you continue to disarm them. They should be demoralized and confused.

5) Have sex with everything. (optional)
No. 227515 ID: f35afd

No. 227517 ID: 0ad82b


Unicorn time is over...
let your blood rage begin.
No. 228609 ID: bf1e7e
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Enough is enough.

I dash forward, using my speed to my advantage.
No. 228610 ID: bf1e7e
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And I unleashe a blinding flash of Rainbow Power.
No. 228611 ID: c71597

Now make their blood into delicious ice cream.
No. 228612 ID: 8e18cd


Taste the fucking rainbow.
No. 228615 ID: f35afd

No. 228622 ID: e40e60

Holy shit this is awesome
No. 228625 ID: a594b9

You only took out one... but the rest are blinded now? Quickly dash past their defensive line so we can retrieve our Maiden.
No. 228750 ID: c45eea

Now turn the resulting halves into bunnies.
No. 228755 ID: d560d6

Yes. Very yes.
No. 228763 ID: b9bd4f

How many are left? If there are few enough to get by, then get moving. You need to find that maiden. And NOTHING will stop you.
No. 228816 ID: f57857
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You.. you killed him! How could you?
No. 228846 ID: 0e9c62

bloodthirsty bunnies who shall become your personal army.
No. 229117 ID: 2a7dd1
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i don't think that was necessary ( ._.)
No. 229144 ID: 40cb26

deal w/it
No. 229314 ID: 97cb33

just clear the place so that when she emerges you can save her.
No. 229316 ID: 383006

No. 229331 ID: bf1e7e
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I dash through their lines, heading deeper into the camp. There is still no sign of a maiden, perhaps she hasn't emerged yet?
No. 229339 ID: a594b9

Check the tents!
No. 229340 ID: 881c77

i shall be a ass and remind you its possible your maiden is all over you because the cutebolds may use this place as a trainning camp for their children.
No. 229444 ID: ff0a7c

>I see myself, running toward some goal.
>I see myself, assailed by sound and fire.
>I see myself, beset upon by soldiers.
>I see my captor, he does something and everything goes dark.
>Everything is suddenly wreathed in flames. I feel the heat from them even though they are not truly present.
>It is familiar.
>I tell her that I think I am seeing a vision of the future.

>No, Dearie. What you've seen is the past. This vision you've seen is how you came to lose that connection.

Mend your ways LoveDrifter. The path to your maiden is one of love not blood.
No. 229576 ID: c71597

They're probably holding her hostage. Proceed to destroy the camp with magical bombardment.
No. 229578 ID: d560d6

What is the protocol should the maiden be collateral damage, anyway?

inb4 she's a cutebold
No. 229589 ID: f91a11

exactly. You must ensure only those who attack you are neutralized... Don't kill em' all.

Bloodrage just means let your pain empower you.

That said, use your blinding as a chance to ask them why they're attacking you
No. 229716 ID: bf1e7e
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I am sure that I would know if I saw her.


I am only neutralizing the ones that attack me. They are all attacking.


Nothing in here but more bolds, and a bunch of cots and lockers.
No. 229719 ID: 86b8dc

Uhm can bolds be maidens too?
No. 229722 ID: e40e60

Kill all uniformed cutebolds. One of the survivors is the maiden.
No. 229723 ID: 70d9eb

Could you create a shockwave or gust of wind or something to tear open all the tents to expedite the search?
No. 229792 ID: 383006

We need to cognizate what could be the source of the fire that he talked about.
No. 229810 ID: f57857

Do you know what she smells like? Can you use your magicked harmony nose to sniff her out?
No. 229920 ID: a594b9

...is there anything past the tents?
No. 230514 ID: bf1e7e
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There is nothing in any of the tents except some fresh bold corpses.


There are some rocky outcroppings, cacti, and there's something else coming up over the dunes. The surviving bolds nearby are scattering, but they'll probably regroup before long.
No. 230518 ID: a594b9

Use your LUDICROUS SPEED to scout them out without them being able to get a bead on you, in case those are more kobolds.
No. 230520 ID: 5705c9

charge at whatever the hell is coming over the dunes. slaughter them all.
No. 230528 ID: c71597

Go check out what that approaching thing is.
No. 230543 ID: a594b9

Let's not, they might not be hostile.
No. 230551 ID: e40e60

Looks like some enemy motorcycles. Hit them from the left, they can only fire forward and it's harder for them to make right turns with a sidecar.
No. 230648 ID: ff0a7c

No. 231499 ID: d8aa80

No. 243801 ID: bf1e7e
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I charge toward the Oncoming motorcycles at an angle to stop the first one from bringing his machinegun to bear. The bold driving the motorcycle pulls out his pistol and fires a few times, but he has no chance to hit me before I reach them.
No. 243814 ID: 1681b1

It sort of feels like we're lacking direction here. Our goal here is to find our maiden not fight it out with a squad of bolds. We're -far- faster then they could ever be. Escape:search other parts of the desert. We checked the tents, we can't interrogate them as you don't know the language. You said you'd know your maiden if you saw her and she isn't here!

Unless that horn of yours has mind reading powers or some other divination I don't know of...

Are we just going to wait around and hope she shows up? Or did one of our two seers suggests -this- patch of the desert specifically?
No. 243900 ID: f57857

I agree, we've found nothing here but empty cots and lockers. Lets beat it and look for people who can give us better direction toward our maiden.
No. 244013 ID: fd6d7e


Holy crap you just cut through the motorcycle, and the bolds in one swing.
No. 244127 ID: 1854db

Perhaps we should circle around the camp to see if anyone is nearby it.
No. 252929 ID: 31e5bb

go where the magic people said you should be going.
No. 252934 ID: 383006

Murder the cutebolds while they are in a state of confusion before they can successfully regroup.
No. 252935 ID: 31e5bb

use final unicorn power to kill them all at hyper speed.
No. 252937 ID: e973f4

Sure why not. Since apparently we're really good at murdering the shit out of things.
No. 252972 ID: bf1e7e
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This is definitely the spot that the wizard mentioned.


When I head back toward the camp, I can see that the bolds have begun to regroup and prepare for me. They fire as I approach, but these injuries won't matter while dawn persists. The second motorcycle is pursuing me, but at these speeds the bolds can't maintain any sort of accuracy.
No. 252976 ID: bf1e7e
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I think that takes care of these, but that motorcycle is still coming up behind me
No. 252993 ID: 31e5bb

jump into the air and do a loop de loop and get behind it.
No. 253047 ID: c71597

Do a badass rainbow backflip so you land behind the bike and can take them out from behind.
No. 261249 ID: bf1e7e
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>For the sake of getting this finished, remaining updates will not be in full color


It looks like this is catching them off guard.
No. 261250 ID: 383006

No. 261256 ID: 70e5c6


(They might be able to fire at you at that angle if you don't hurry up)
No. 261257 ID: 2563d4

No. 261269 ID: ceacd2

No. 267672 ID: bf1e7e
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Suddenly, a part of the desert begins sinking away! The motorcucle crashes into it and explodes!
No. 267673 ID: 0b5a64

No. 267682 ID: bf1e7e
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I hewad over to that sinkhole that's opening and get ready to murder the shit out of whatever appears. This shit is no longer tolerable.

This sinkhole is getting pretty big and pretty deep. I dont' really understand what is going on here.
No. 267685 ID: 1854db

...back away from it. That could be your maiden incoming!

Are there any more bikes around? You should destroy those first.
No. 267686 ID: 0b5a64

If it is getting bigger then stand back.
No. 267688 ID: bf1e7e
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OH yeah, my Maiden is supposed to be emerging here shortly. this might be her coming!

It looks like the cobolds are starting to regroup, and there's something else coming over the hill behind me.
No. 267691 ID: 8c0848

Kill it
No. 267692 ID: 0b5a64

KIll all them mottherfukcers Protect maidenpoint.
No. 267693 ID: 1efefe

Prepare to defend yourself... but do try to be careful. Saying 'Something' means we don't know if it's a kobold or not. Would rather not accidentally impale a maiden.

And whatever you do:Avoid getting to close to the sinkhole. Somehow I don't think we want to fall down there.
No. 267695 ID: bf1e7e
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I charge off to kill the remaining kobold forces and whatever is coming over the hill ...

No. 267696 ID: bf1e7e
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... uh-oh
No. 267698 ID: 2563d4

Sun finished coming up, then? Impale self on horn in dishonour.
No. 267699 ID: 1efefe

Well I think the course of action here is obvious enough. Twice so when it comes to that thing on the hill; though if it's near enough for you to tell what it is do share.

Immediate cover should be the first priority though, and I don't think a chest high wall is going to cut in in your case (and we're kind of short on those anyway). Any of the hills big enough to protect you from the gunfire that's sure to come?

For that matter.. how many bolds are left? Is your standard magic power level anywhere near enough?
No. 267706 ID: bf1e7e
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I can see some of the kobold makeshit fortifications over to the side, but I can't protect the steadily growing sinkhole if I head over there! What should I do!
No. 267707 ID: 0b5a64

Go distract the big thing away from the sinkhole.
No. 267711 ID: bf1e7e
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That's right, I'm here to protect the maiden. Even if it turns out to be a waste, I can't back down now.

I figure that the ground troops are less of an issue, I dealt with some of them already in the mountains. I head up instead to try to draw off the holy shit what is this?!
No. 267714 ID: 1854db

EVASIVE MANEUVERS! Dash around behind it!

Maybe you can clog up its main cannon with ice cream or something.
No. 267721 ID: 632d47

Dodge to the side and destroy the treads on one side while I figure out wtf that thing is armed with. Be careful to avoid the machinegun in front.

Hm, let's see... the turret can't be a traditional cannon. The recoil would blow it apart, it would only be able to carry one shell and that tiny barrel wouldn't give it enough velocity to go more than a couple feet. My best guess is that it's just a large mortar with an unusually low depression, it's the only way to explain that strange barrel shape. It most likely can't turn sideways. The best way to disable one of these things is to just turn it away from the target and stop it, that way you can take your time tearing open the hatch and killing the crew.
No. 267734 ID: 0b5a64

Or it shoots rokkitz.

No. 267739 ID: dbef95

No. 267786 ID: a41aaf

Could be a Petard Mortar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armoured_Vehicle_Royal_Engineers?useskin=monobook). Hiding in the fortifications wouldn't have worked.
No. 267819 ID: 20fc85


I mean... you've dashed through harder things than metal... right?
No. 268333 ID: bf1e7e
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I take evasive actions, dashing around to the side. As I do, the cannon fires and there is a large explosion which I narrowly evade.

I attempt to use my magical powers on the tread, but I just don't have enough energy without the power of dawn to transmute something this large!
No. 268335 ID: dad664

Then transmute the small gear within it. That'll be enough to fuck up the tread anyways.
No. 268336 ID: c2c011

You don't need to transmute the whole thing. Just transmute a few smaller vital parts into ice cream.
No. 268340 ID: bf1e7e
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In order to focus my magic on the smaller parts, I lean in closer to the tread as the tank attempts to turn and back up to bring me back in front of it. I manage to zap one of the gears into ice cream, but the tread kicks a large amount of dust directly into my face.
No. 268341 ID: c2c011

Try to stay close but not too close and blink out the dust.
No. 268342 ID: 8bdb6a

Get out of the waaayyy!

Lightning open a hatch and eat its occupants.
No. 268343 ID: dad664

You're a Unicorn. You're -magic-.

You honestly are going to tell me you don't know how to clear your eyes out?
No. 268345 ID: bf1e7e
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I back away a bit and blink the sand out of my eyes. It doesn't look like my sabotage stopped the tank, but it appears to have at least hindered its movement.

I use my magic to pull at where I assume its hatch to be, and I feel something give but can't manage to pull whatever I've got hold on free.
No. 268367 ID: 1854db

Keep moving around it so it can't shoot you. Try the hatch again.
No. 268372 ID: f1df52

Can you try turning an individual link in the track to cream?
No. 268460 ID: 31c787

Keep circling. Stay to it's side.
No. 268481 ID: 6d4402

Goddamn dat ass on dat unicorn
No. 268596 ID: 632d47

you sick bastard
No. 270271 ID: bf1e7e
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I leap around back to the side of the tank, and manage to wrench what looks like a small panel free from the side!
No. 270316 ID: 030524

Blast the open panel with magic!
No. 270324 ID: 15b51b

Stick your horn in and turn the crew into ice cream.
No. 270329 ID: 632d47

There's your opening. Take it out.
No. 270361 ID: bf1e7e
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I lunge forward, thrusting my horn into the slot and charging my magic!
No. 270362 ID: 0b2a05

I hope your horn is strong. Jerk your head up while blasting.
No. 270365 ID: 030524

QUICK, jerk upwards!
No. 270387 ID: bf1e7e
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I jerk my head upwards and let loose the magic into the truck. As I am tossed back by the blast, I hear a small voice cry out briefly; punctuated by a rapid series of cracking sounds.

I feel a number of painful impacts along the right side of my body, and my head swims.
No. 270388 ID: 1854db

Keep moving and recover.
No. 270433 ID: 4909a4

did we just turn the bolds into waffles?
No. 270456 ID: 632d47

Looks like you've accidentally poked your head into the machinegun firing port. Good news is, all you need to disable it is to get a single solid hit on the barrel (preferably towards the end, where it's exposed) then you can attack to your heart's content.
No. 270459 ID: 20fc85

wish the bleeding blood into marshmallows. They'll keep you from bleeding too bad...
No. 289362 ID: cf244d

Don't lose consciousness.
No. 292143 ID: bf1e7e
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I'm not sure if I need to do that. After that last exchange the tank has gone silent. Even the rumble of its engine has stopped.


I struggle against the pain, without dawn's blessing this is a lot more damage than I can heal from quickly.

And it doesn't look like I have a lot of time. I can see more of ... something cresting the hill, with some sort of strange truck in the middle. It seems familiar ...

I think I'm starting to remember. How I failed my maiden quest, how I was shot down over this very desert by these horrid little monsters. How a ... thing in one of those vehicles invaded my mind, and bent me to its will.

I also feel something, at the bottom of the still-expanding sinkhole. Something important. But I don't know what it is ...
No. 292154 ID: bf1e7e
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My desire for ... revenge. Yes, revenge. That is what this is about now. My desire for revenge takes over, and I charge toward the approaching reinforcements, despite my injuries.
No. 292165 ID: bf1e7e
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No. 292166 ID: 081e71

Wish the rocket into a marshmellow. Retreat, for now. There will be other dawns. You need to heal.
No. 292177 ID: bf1e7e
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No. 292178 ID: bf1e7e
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No. 292179 ID: bf1e7e
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No. 292183 ID: bf1e7e
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Oh no ... what have I done ...

What have THEY done ...

Those fools ...
No. 292184 ID: 70d9eb

Can you use magic without your horn?
Go wreck that guy with the rocket launcher before he reloads by biting his face off or stamping on him or something.
No. 292186 ID: 081e71

Retrieve your horn. Retreat. I'm sorry.
No. 292189 ID: 2044df

Maybe you should just get out of there.
No. 292193 ID: 1854db

Get in the sinkhole.
No. 292204 ID: bf1e7e
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There is a certain magic ...
No. 292205 ID: bf1e7e
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Which a unicorn can not control ...
No. 292208 ID: bf1e7e
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which follows the loss of our horns ...

No. 292209 ID: bf1e7e
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No. 292211 ID: bf1e7e
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No. 292214 ID: 5f0943

Ok I'm not sure if that is actually a positive or negative thing, but HELL FUCKING YEAH!
No. 292216 ID: 3f1b5c

"Behold, your doom is made manifest, for I am become death the destroyer of worlds."
No. 292217 ID: c10fee

Are you alright?
Beyond being on fire of course.
No. 292226 ID: 1854db

Are you able to keep the power from killing anything you see? There is still something coming up from the sinkhole. Clear the area, and then see what it is. It could be your Maiden.
No. 292230 ID: 59bdd1

HOLY FUCKING SHIT ... get that horn back!
If they figure out how to use it's magic they'll destroy the whole world!!
No. 292250 ID: 8e2e95

Think we can get that horn back on?

Or are we eternally a fallen unicorn now?
No. 292271 ID: a41aaf

Horn = control rod? imokwiththis.png

Remember to avoid beryllium to prevent Prompt Criticality.
No. 292322 ID: 54d1d0


Love Drifter, I give thee a name.

Shiva, God of Destruction.

Love Drifter, I name thee.

Agni, God of Fire.

Love Drifter, a name I bequeath thee.

Yamma, God of Death.
No. 292346 ID: bf1e7e
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I am fine, albeit an abomination.


My fire burns brightly, but I can restrain it if need be. For now.


That horn is now a usless hunk of bone. If a unicorn loses its horn, it becomes a monster. The horn can not be recovered.

Only one enemy appears to have survived my cataclysmic birth. It levels its weapons toward me, and I feel something trying to reach into my mind. It cannot penetrate the flames.
No. 292352 ID: 40cb26

All of your power, all of your rage over your loss. Take it, empower it, weaponize it. Strike down this fool.
No. 292371 ID: 6b2b68

>strike down this FOAL
No. 292383 ID: 1854db

What's so bad about being all fire-based? Also uh... First, get moving. Do not stand around and get shot by those cannons. Second, attack.
No. 292398 ID: dad664

Invite them to burn with you, and make them bleed with you, in agony agony oh blood~
No. 292411 ID: bf1e7e
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No. 292412 ID: bf1e7e
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No. 292413 ID: bf1e7e
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No. 292414 ID: bf1e7e
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It is done.
No. 292417 ID: 40cb26

So... now what? Will you be like this forevermore, a night mare of flames? What of your mission for the maiden?
No. 292421 ID: bf1e7e
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I return to check the sinkhole. It looks to have sunk as far as it will, exposing some sort of stony cavern. The tank appears to have dropped in during its expansion.

One look at the creature who emerges from the cavern and I remember her. Yes, this is my maiden. Or at least ... was meant to be. I was too late, and avarice and vanity came to her first.

She is no longer worthy.

No. 292427 ID: 8092e6

kill her.
No. 292428 ID: bf1e7e
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But then again, neither am I.
No. 292430 ID: 4a7347

And what of you? Does another maiden call for you? Perhaps you could stay with this one for now, until the search beckons again. If it does.
No. 292441 ID: 40cb26

I think... innocence lost, can not be regained.

But even so, come back to her some day. Neither of you are worthy of who the other used to be, but maybe someday you can be something to each other as you are...
No. 292510 ID: 653ea0

And one year later, the April Fool's joke ends.
No. 292541 ID: c7b504

It can't end like this D:
i mean it was more awesome then anything else unicorn related i've seen but end like that???

only bc Flare was fucked by a tentacle monster in a spa? D:

C'mon ... you're both unclean fire monsters now ... that could be the best love storie ever :D
No. 292547 ID: d6ae01

If /quest/ has taught me anything, it's that being a horrible abomination doesn't mean you can't find love.

Go be awesome monsters together!
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