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123921 No. 123921 ID: c593ec

Once, after my exile, when I lived alone in the woods near Iniziare Citta, I witnessed a man stalking through the forest.
His eyes were moist with tears, focused on some distant thing beyond his mind, a deadly stare with no present recipient. He wore upon his tired frame tattered old clothes all stained with a wash of crimson ripples, and his boots were worn through to nearly nothing. Across his throat he bore a scar like a collar, a defiant band standing against the force of death itself. And in his arms he carried a weapon like an axe, and this bit of glimmering steel which caught the light as a zephyr's hair shone high above his ragged countenance, the only item on his person fresh and clean.

And I asked the man, "What are you doing in these woods?"
And he replied simply, "Hunting bears."
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No. 128546 ID: e050d6

stick your dick in ona
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No. 128547 ID: 67c611

Kill him. He doesn't know when to quit. You should show him when.
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No. 128548 ID: 3416ec

Be on your way.

But keep Ona at an arm's length. Also, don't show her the amulet.
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No. 128549 ID: 632862

>>128545
Hmm, maybe I was wrong about the hat. Proceed to the Vault, then.
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No. 128552 ID: aa5284

Threesome.

Or, ride Ash bareback to the cave.
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No. 128558 ID: c593ec
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128558

"This is it."
>"...you live in a dungeon?"
"Yes, quite impressive, isn't it?"

>"...are you sure this isn't one of those rape things?"
"Yes!"
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No. 128560 ID: 67c611

>>128558
If you'd like, I can make it one of those rape things. But otherwise.....no.

[ps you are lying about the no.]
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No. 128561 ID: d97d76

She's going to walk in on the Princess and get a VERY wrong impression, isn't she.
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No. 128562 ID: d6a592

how often does she fall for that rape trap thing she keeps talking about
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No. 128563 ID: 476456

"It would be rude to ask if you often get accosted but uh.."
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No. 128564 ID: c0f3bf

Tell her nobody will try to rape her. Seduce you can't promise.
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No. 128565 ID: 34470e

>>128558
Uh, what will she think of Dompag?
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No. 128566 ID: 632862

>>128558
Let's make sure she doesn't find out about the prisoner.
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No. 128567 ID: aa5284

>>128558
Do you WANT it to be?
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No. 128569 ID: aa5284

What's her name, anyway?
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No. 128570 ID: 3416ec

"Look, I'll leave the door ajar if it makes you feel any better."
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No. 128571 ID: c593ec
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128571

>"Say, this place is a lot nicer on the inside. Real homey."
"See, I told you there was nothing to worry about."

>"So, you just need me to take a look at this one burnt friend of yours? If that's all it is I won't charge, on account of you saved my ass back there."
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No. 128572 ID: c0f3bf

Nudge her off the trapdoor a little...
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No. 128574 ID: 67c611

"Now that you mention it that ass does look worthy of saving."
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No. 128575 ID: 8ecfd4

>>128571
Try to convince her to stay longer. Having a witch doctor on your team gets you both magic and a doctor. And Mushio, try to learn some more magic, if you can learn the fire trick you should be able to learn other stuff. One never knows when they could be useful.
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No. 128577 ID: 632862

>>128571
That, and maybe she can help identify the Fang Necklace, or tell us where we can find leads on practitioners of whatever the guy was doing.
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No. 128578 ID: 3416ec

Lead her to Tislomer. Don't ACCIDENTALLY LEAD HER TO THE PRINCESS THUS SCARING HER INTO RUNNING AWAY REALLY FAST BUTTERFACE.
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No. 128581 ID: c593ec
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128581

"Well, depending on how things work out, we may be able to offer you a more permanent sp-"
>"WOW! Check out this room, it's huge! Hey, how many people live here?"
"Let's see... in addition to myself and Ashedel, we have one goblin, two kobolds, an ogre, and -- er, a few others. Mostly workers. About a dozen total."
>"Nice place, but the tile could use a little work. It's a little loose, and I bet some polish would make it look great."
"Well, we do our best to keep things in order as it is."
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No. 128582 ID: 67c611

Yes, polish her ass good.

[wave of inappropriate thoughts being sent your way. Enjoy :D]
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No. 128583 ID: 632862

>>128581
...the storage room is open AGAIN. Do go check in there to see if the invader came back again.
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No. 128584 ID: f44349

>>128581
Somebody left a door open.
...Why does that feel so foreboding?
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No. 128585 ID: 3416ec

>>128584

FORBOOOOOOOODE.

Investigate open door. We shall not have drafts in out magnificent lair.
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No. 128592 ID: 67c611

DAMNIT MUSCHIO, RAPE THAT BITCH ALREADY SO I CAN GO TO BED!
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No. 128595 ID: 3416ec

>>128592
Shaddap.
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No. 128597 ID: 817cd3

>>128592
Hey now we are running a nefarious lair here... not a bordello or some harem.
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No. 128601 ID: 1d375b

We could have a rape cave installed off to the side. A few chains and some oddly shaped furniture would set the mood. Also could pass it off as a gym.
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No. 128604 ID: c593ec
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128604

"Babrakus! What's that door doing ajar?"
>"I'm just installing th -- BOSS? Oh god -- boss! Don't move! The entryway's trapped!"
"What are you talking about?!"

click
whk
KHKHHH
WHOM


>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
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No. 128605 ID: 1d375b

Quick disable the new rape pit!
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No. 128607 ID: 632862

>>128604
OHGOD. Freeze and look to see if anyone got hurt.
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No. 128608 ID: 34470e

>>128604
FFFFFFFFFFFFF WE FORGOT ABOUT THAT! APOLOGIZE PROFUSELY!
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No. 128609 ID: 817cd3

>>128604
Fuuuu...
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No. 128610 ID: 44ca1b

whoops!
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No. 128611 ID: 67c611

STATUS RAPEORT! I MEAN SEXES REPORT! FUCK.
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No. 128612 ID: c593ec
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128612

>"AAAAAAAHHH! OH GOD! RIGHT IN THE TACO! HNNNNGH!"
Oh dear.
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No. 128614 ID: e53249

>>128612
I hope she got medicine for that!
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No. 128615 ID: 632862

>>128612
"...I'm gonna have to pay you for the treatment now aren't I."
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No. 128616 ID: 817cd3

>>128612
Well... at least you didn't walk into that ehh Muschio?... I think the lady is going to need a place to lay down (make sure Dompag doesn't bother her) also... find out what the new trap layout is.
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No. 128617 ID: 75b578

A giant swinging fist at dick punching height? Compliment Babs.
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No. 128618 ID: 1d375b

Oh right we did mention needing one of those awhile back. Compliment Babrakus on a job well done.
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No. 128619 ID: aa5284

Nothing a home remedy of RAPE can't cure!
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No. 128621 ID: d97d76

Might as well offer her a lie down.
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No. 128623 ID: 34470e

>>128612
Um um tell her that someone tried to steal something that was in here, so Bab made a trap for people who would try and steal stuff. And tell her not you. Then apologize profusely.
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No. 128624 ID: f44349

>>128612
No more working on projects without TELLING THE BOSS ABOUT THEM.
Agreed?
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No. 128625 ID: f5c892

You should probably inspect her taco to make sure it's alright.
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No. 128628 ID: c593ec
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128628

>"YOU JACKASS."
"Um... would you like to lie down somewhere?"
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