>>117830
Better get ready to fight.

Silicon 2010/01/24(Sun)09:46 No. 117837 ID: 532b93
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What was that?

>Not sure!

Trouble! Zilee, get that rifle in your hands and prep it for firing, and move off the bridge, I think it might be about to collapse and fall into the canyon. If there isn't a demon in front of you in the dust and smoke, look up, it might be above you firing downwards.

>Yes!

Better get ready to fight.

>Oh Gods, it's a big one.

[Virrrrr--- "Ahk-OLkh-ghJKl-UzHGt"]

<Thanks for playing.>

Part 2 Silicon 2010/01/26(Tue)07:21 No. 118800 ID: ecf03b
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>It's charging! What do I do?!

Fuck. We gotta leave the bridge.
DODGE PAST HIM. We cant engage till we're in the tunnel! Its too dangerous otherwise!

How accurate are you with the rifle? Can you take a good shot at its head?

Silicon 2010/01/26(Tue)08:50 No. 118813 ID: ecf03b
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Fuck. We gotta leave the bridge.
DODGE PAST HIM. We cant engage till we're in the tunnel! Its too dangerous otherwise!

>Its arms are quite long and it's big. I don't think can dodge that well.

How accurate are you with the rifle? Can you take a good shot at its head?

>I'll try! I'm a very good shot, so... As soon as this thing's outta the way, I'm off this bridge!

Silicon 2010/01/26(Tue)08:51 No. 118814 ID: ecf03b
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>... Oh... Oh my...

>>118814
...holy shit. Nice shot. Did that thing just almost fire a laser through your face!?

Yes, yes it did. Survive now, count blessing later.

Assuming his head had whatever it has for eyes, he's blind now. Step back, we gotta be ready if it starts flailing wildly.

Silicon 2010/01/26(Tue)11:32 No. 118854 ID: ecf03b
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...holy shit. Nice shot. Did that thing just almost fire a laser through your face!?

>...

Yes, yes it did. Survive now, count blessing later.

>I-indeed.

Assuming his head had whatever it has for eyes, he's blind now. Step back, we gotta be ready if it starts flailing wildly.

>I'll keep my guard up. It looks pretty dead right now, but it might not be. Wouldn'T be the first Demon to run around even with its head gone.

["Aaahhh.... Fuck..."]
>>>Language identified: English

["I do apologise for the uncalled for aggressiveness of my associate. You see, things aren't going according to plan right now."]

>How come I can understand what it's saying? It's clearly not a person.

>>118854
Huh, let's see if we can make you speak english. Ask it for its name.

>>118854

We seem to be translating. Stay on your guard. Maybe the demons acquired the ability to communicate somehow. Also, get off the bridge before the second one pins you there too.

Silicon 2010/01/26(Tue)12:04 No. 118863 ID: ecf03b
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We seem to be translating. Stay on your guard. Maybe the demons acquired the ability to communicate somehow. Also, get off the bridge before the second one pins you there too.

>Yes. I quickly move to the tunnel.

Huh, let's see if we can make you speak english.

>>>Rewiring Comm-Link - SUCCESS

Ask it for its name.

>"What's your name?"
>Unbelievable.

["I am OIT-Retrieval-Unit-25-B. You are the Core-A.I. of Aerial-Transporter Falcon 2965, I presume? We have been looking for you."]

>>118863
Oh shit, he has a powerclaw. He's an Ork Boss in disguise.

Ask him what he means by "we".

>>118863
We were the core AI of some manner of air transport, but the name and identification number have been lost from our memory banks.

Silicon 2010/01/26(Tue)12:32 No. 118884 ID: ecf03b
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Ask him what he means by "we".

>"What do you mean by 'we'?"

["Retrieval-Unit-25. You already eliminated C. I sure hope you will not cause us more problems, as we were dispatched to take you back to OIT."]

>What is OIT?

We were the core AI of some manner of air transport, but the name and identification number have been lost from our memory banks.

>I assume you want me to tell him that?

>>118884
Yes. Also, you should go with him.

Silicon 2010/01/26(Tue)12:49 No. 118892 ID: ecf03b
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Yes. Also, you should go with him.

>Wait what?! We were not going to OIT. We were going to Picitaku! OIT sure won't help us build a new village!

["Well?"]

Well, at this range, it looks like you have a very small chance of getting away from RU25B. And for all we know, it's possible that they CAN help rebuild the village.
Also, it sounds like OIT will continue pursuing us, now that it knows we are here.

>>118892
Ask him if he'll help rebuild, then.

Silicon 2010/01/26(Tue)13:14 No. 118907 ID: ecf03b
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Well, at this range, it looks like you have a very small chance of getting away from RU25B.

>At this range I could blow its head off. Or smash its skull into the wall.

And for all we know, it's possible that they CAN help rebuild the village.
Also, it sounds like OIT will continue pursuing us, now that it knows we are here.

>Maybe you're right. Maybe it can. But the possibility that it can doesn't mean that it will. For crying out loud, that thing almost blew a hole in my chest.

>>118907
For cripes' sake, tell it your processing so it doesn't get impatient and take you by force.

Silicon 2010/01/26(Tue)13:17 No. 118909 ID: ecf03b
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Ask him if he'll help rebuild, then.

>Alright.
>"Will you help rebuild my village?"

["Your vill- What? No. Hm, very odd. What village are you talking about?"]

>>118909
The village of this girl. I kind of crashlanded on it. Talk about bad luck.

Silicon 2010/01/26(Tue)14:07 No. 118930 ID: ecf03b
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The village of this girl. I kind of crashlanded on it. Talk about bad luck.

>"The... the village of this girl. I kind of crashlanded on it. Talk about bad luck."

["I see... Well, I'm afraid rebuilding villages is not part of the mission. I was ordered to take you back as quick as possible."]

>See? This is not good. This thing wants to take you away from me. But I need your help.

>>118930
Where do you want to take me and what will happen there?

Also you can blow a hole through his chest, if you don't like the answer.

Argh. Can't we just... fuse to his body instead?

Silicon 2010/01/26(Tue)14:26 No. 118945 ID: ecf03b
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Where do you want to take me and what will happen there?

>"Where do you want to take me and what will happen there?"

Also you can blow a hole through his chest, if you don't like the answer.

>A-alright.

["We were ordered to take you to the nearest OIT-administration facility. I only know one such facility, so that is where you will be taken. I can't say what is going to happen to you there because I wasn't told. Now, don't make a mess out of this, please. I'm just as eager to die because of this as you are."]

Argh. Can't we just... fuse to his body instead?

>No! It'd run away with you!

>>118945
He never answered who the OIT are.

I do think we should probably go with him, though. Even if we could escape from the OIT, we'd never be able to build up a village with them on watch. Do you have a plan for what you would do if you shot him and ran?

Silicon 2010/01/26(Tue)14:52 No. 118961 ID: ecf03b
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He never answered who the OIT are.

>Good call.
>"Who are the OIT?"

["Your memory is screwed up, if I may say so. The OIT is the 'Otenan International Transport Company' and they are the creators of both of us. They are trying to get their assets in order, as they probably have been for several decades now. Please just come now. I would like to get out of this alive."]

I do think we should probably go with him, though. Even if we could escape from the OIT, we'd never be able to build up a village with them on watch. Do you have a plan for what you would do if you shot him and ran?

>Easy! We make a run for Picitaku, get more people and return. And then we just defend the village as we did for years.

>>118961
I think we should go with him ... for now. We can always shoot him in the head later.

Specially when he isn' looking.

Remember, these guys have powerful demons. Its very likely we are way out of their league.

Silicon 2010/01/26(Tue)15:10 No. 118965 ID: ecf03b
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I think we should go with him ... for now. We can always shoot him in the head later.

>I... I'll just trust your judgement on this one.
>"Alright, we'll come with you."

["Splendid. Thank you for your cooperation."]

>>118961
That would risk all of your lives to try and stop something you don't even know is bad. If the OIT really did make us and him, it's possible they're responsible for many or even all of the Gods and demons around. It's even possible they're responsible your people entirely! I think we should go with him and try to figure out what they are trying to do, and see if we can convince them to help make your lives better.

Silicon 2010/01/26(Tue)15:27 No. 118977 ID: ecf03b
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Remember, these guys have powerful demons. Its very likely we are way out of their league.

>Maybe you're right.

That would risk all of your lives to try and stop something you don't even know is bad. If the OIT really did make us and him, it's possible they're responsible for many or even all of the Gods and demons around. It's even possible they're responsible your people entirely! I think we should go with him and try to figure out what they are trying to do, and see if we can convince them to help make your lives better.

>I still don't think trusting a demon is wise, but... Well it's worth a try.

["This way. Up the stairs."]

>"Hmpf."

>>118967
I doubt that making our lives better is very high on their list of priorities if their couriers have laser-eyes and power-claws.
Keep wary.

Pause Mode Silicon 2010/01/26(Tue)15:36 No. 118985 ID: ecf03b
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<Break for now. See you soon.>

>>118985
You should ask where exactly this OIT facility is. I'd suggest getting to know him, too, on the way, but if you or he really doesn't feel like talking, don't push it. Some things to ask about are how long ago he was made, how long ago he was ordered to retrieve us, or what happened to 25-A. See if you can find out how much he knows about us, or how we're interfacing with you. It seemed like he hadn't even considered you a being at all.

>>118945

Never trust anyone who obeys without knowing the reason why. Get away from him as soon as you can.

Silicon 2010/01/27(Wed)00:00 No. 119348 ID: f8c318
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I doubt that making our lives better is very high on their list of priorities if their couriers have laser-eyes and power-claws.
Keep wary.

>Oh, don't you worry. I'll keep my eyes open. I trust these things as far as I could throw the avatar of the Great Giver-God.

You should ask where exactly this OIT facility is.

>"Where is this OIT facility?"

["Hmm... How do I answer that? It's 100 Kilometers to the east and 20 kilometers down."]

>Oh gods. It really suggests we head down to the Earthtree.

I'd suggest getting to know him, too, on the way, but if you or he really doesn't feel like talking, don't push it.

>... I'll do my best. The more we know, the better we can assess our situation.

Some things to ask about are how long ago he was made, how long ago he was ordered to retrieve us, or what happened to 25-A. See if you can find out how much he knows about us, or how we're interfacing with you. It seemed like he hadn't even considered you a being at all.

>Alright.
>"How old are you."
["..."]
>"Well?"
["I forgot. I can't remember."]
>"How long since you were ordered to retrieve us?"
["About a week. I heard something about an emergency signal or something."]
>"What happened to 25A?"
["She must be around. I'm not sure, where exactly. She's probably spying on us."]
>"What do you know about us?
["Not much, I'm afraid. We were dispatched to retrive the Core A.I. of the transport. We only knew where the ship would crash. I didn't expect finding the core to be this easy. We were told to either look for a small cell with photo-receptors in the wreckage, or such a thing mounted onto the head of a human or a synthetic. We were told, that the A.I. Core would be able to control any human or synthetic it would come into contact. Apparently that didn't work out properly for you?"]

>C-control?! I... Is that what you were planning?!

>>119348
Hey, hello? Memory-loss here? We didn't know that would happen either.

>>119348
Uh, apparently we tried to control you, but we don't know why we even tried in the first place. But it's a good thing it didn't work. We would have never met such an awesome person.

>Never met such an awesome person as you.

Lay it off will you? This is not the time for honeyed words, particularly not any that easy to see through.

Yes, it's probably likely that we, or rather the programming that controls us, attempted to control you, Zilee. It didn't happen, so be glad. Gives you a measure of control over us, rather than the opposite...We're in the back-seat only able to watch you and talk with other "gods" or "demons"...Sometimes not very well either, from how our conversation with the Giver-God failed.

Ask him why the OIT can't get their assets in order.

And that we remember one thing...From a log we remember that we flew around for at least two million hours before we crashed. He might react to that.

Silicon 2010/01/27(Wed)01:21 No. 119359 ID: f8c318
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Hey, hello? Memory-loss here? We didn't know that would happen either.

Uh, apparently we tried to control you, but we don't know why we even tried in the first place. But it's a good thing it didn't work. We would have never met such an awesome person.

Lay it off will you? This is not the time for honeyed words, particularly not any that easy to see through.

Yes, it's probably likely that we, or rather the programming that controls us, attempted to control you, Zilee. It didn't happen, so be glad. Gives you a measure of control over us, rather than the opposite...We're in the back-seat only able to watch you and talk with other "gods" or "demons"...Sometimes not very well either, from how our conversation with the Giver-God failed.

>You are confusing, Little Machine-God. But... Well it didn't happen and apparently, you didn't mean to. I think it's a litte scary that you can do that, butwhat choice do we have?

Ask him why the OIT can't get their assets in order.

>"Why can't the OIT get their assets in order?

["I can only guess but it's an easy guess. Look around. Chaos everywhere. The trains are out of control, the vrctor-thrust-ships are out of control. I have never seen a human being and from what I recall, I never met anyone that did. We're a bunch of loyal servants without our masters."]

And that we remember one thing...From a log we remember that we flew around for at least two million hours before we crashed. He might react to that.

>"The ship flew around for at least two million hours before it crashed."

["That is, uh... nice? I don't know what you expect me to say to that, I'm sorry. But it is to be expected. As I said the OIT'S assets are out of control. There might even be ships flying around that are even older than that, only they refuel every now and then."]

>Say, Little Machine-God... What is a Human?

>>119359
A human is like you, but organic. They are responsible for the creation all inorganic life forms. I'm not sure what other differences there might be... Well. You feel emotions, so that's one similarity. Do you ever have the urge to create something new and original? Or change something to make it better?

Let's put like this... maybe trying to take over your body, possession, isn' something we could help. We believe it was like a reflex, something of our nature we weren't aware of, until it was pointed out to us.

Like breathing.

And what is a human? Hard to say. They... would look much like you, maybe with less implants. They aren't born in the Birth God.

And if what he said is right, the humans made all gods, because the humans needed servants.

Silicon 2010/01/27(Wed)04:29 No. 119376 ID: f8c318
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Let's put like this... maybe trying to take over your body, possession, isn' something we could help. We believe it was like a reflex, something of our nature we weren't aware of, until it was pointed out to us.

Like breathing.

>So... Stealing people's bodies is part of your nature? That sounds most alarming.

And what is a human? Hard to say. They... would look much like you, maybe with less implants.
A human is like you, but organic. They are responsible for the creation all inorganic life forms. I'm not sure what other differences there might be... Well. You feel emotions, so that's one similarity. Do you ever have the urge to create something new and original? Or change something to make it better?

>I do. I had a house in Picitaru. And I improved it every now and then.
>I don't understand your concept of organic, though.

They aren't born in the Birth God.

>Now that is weird. If not the Birth-God, who gives birth to them?

And if what he said is right, the humans made all gods, because the humans needed servants.

>That sounds a lot like the Bolt Spirits in Tellars's stories. That would explain, why he- IT has never seen any. The Bolt Spirits are all gone.
>Have you met humans?

>>119376
Despite what the other voices say, you are a human yourself. You are just enhanced.

>>119376
We have memory of humans. What they are, what they look like. No specific events.

As for where humans come from... They reproduce sexually, if that means anything to you. Um, females become impregnated by males, and the females eventually give birth to an immature form of human. It is very small, and requires constant attention by the parents to develop and grow.

With an immature human taking something between 15 to 20 years to fully grow and learn everything it needs.

Hmn, what can you tell us about the bolt spirits, while we're still traveling?

Hmn, creative urge, and means to act on them. Capable of language, understanding, thought. They're right, in a way, you are 'human'. But maybe a different kind of human.

Heh, thisis getting awfully introspective. We hope we're not a bother.

>>119376

Humans are born of humans. They are binary self-replicating entities, in that two humans of complementary type (male and female) may come together and produce a new human, who possesses a combination of the basic traits of the two originators. The new human may also carry some new minor tweaks that have never been seen before, due to random fluctuations during the creation process.

That 'bond' thing you mentioned, and the ritual to create more people at the birthing machine, seem to be derivatives of this replication process. Humans need neither machine nor priest for it to work, however. That shouldn't be so surprising though, given that they came before either of those things.

Binary self replicating... jeez we can't explain anything, can we?

Organic is a kind of machine composed of many smaller machines. These tiny machines, called "cells" contain of a certain amount of fluid surrounded a protective membrane. Inside a cell are even smaller machines, called "proteins" which operate the cell. The cells in turn play a part in operating the body of cells, or just the "body".

There is also a storage medium called "DNA" from which the proteins are derived. Proteins and DNA can only operate in a neutral pH saline solution, so any organics you encounter will likely be quite wet and squishy. They are not as amorphous as you might imagine though, having a highly developed structure, and even rigid material called "bone" that are exuded by the cells to protect them and give the overall body a rigid structure.

I don't know how similar you are to "organics", or how similar we are. It would take a microscope and some chemical analysis to determine that. None of which you have time for, so please forgive the ramblings of a likely broken machine god, and instead pay attention to your surroundings.

>>119376
The important question is, do you have dangly bits beneath your undergarments?

Silicon 2010/01/28(Thu)06:01 No. 119920 ID: 07f3bf
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Despite what the other voices say, you are a human yourself. You are just enhanced.

>Oh... Enhanced...

We have memory of humans. What they are, what they look like. No specific events.

>Hm. That's useful, of course.

As for where humans come from... They reproduce sexually, if that means anything to you. Um, females become impregnated by males, and the females eventually give birth to an immature form of human. It is very small, and requires constant attention by the parents to develop and grow.

With an immature human taking something between 15 to 20 years to fully grow and learn everything it needs.

>That sounds nothing like me and also pretty silly.

Hmn, what can you tell us about the bolt spirits, while we're still traveling?

>Not much. I just know that they were fed up with themselves and the world and made a new one with gods.

Hmn, creative urge, and means to act on them. Capable of language, understanding, thought. They're right, in a way, you are 'human'. But maybe a different kind of human.

>So... You don'T REALLY know what a human is, then?

Heh, thisis getting awfully introspective. We hope we're not a bother.

Humans are born of humans. They are binary self-replicating entities, in that two humans of complementary type (male and female) may come together and produce a new human, who possesses a combination of the basic traits of the two originators. The new human may also carry some new minor tweaks that have never been seen before, due to random fluctuations during the creation process.

That 'bond' thing you mentioned, and the ritual to create more people at the birthing machine, seem to be derivatives of this replication process. Humans need neither machine nor priest for it to work, however. That shouldn't be so surprising though, given that they came before either of those things.

Binary self replicating... jeez we can't explain anything, can we?

Organic is a kind of machine composed of many smaller machines. These tiny machines, called "cells" contain of a certain amount of fluid surrounded a protective membrane. Inside a cell are even smaller machines, called "proteins" which operate the cell. The cells in turn play a part in operating the body of cells, or just the "body".

There is also a storage medium called "DNA" from which the proteins are derived. Proteins and DNA can only operate in a neutral pH saline solution, so any organics you encounter will likely be quite wet and squishy. They are not as amorphous as you might imagine though, having a highly developed structure, and even rigid material called "bone" that are exuded by the cells to protect them and give the overall body a rigid structure.

I don't know how similar you are to "organics", or how similar we are. It would take a microscope and some chemical analysis to determine that.

>Ow ow OW! Alright, I'll never ask such questions again.

None of which you have time for, so please forgive the ramblings of a likely broken machine god, and instead pay attention to your surroundings.

>Seems we've reached a resting place for the avatars of the Travel-God. I've been here before, but I don't think this path will lead anywhere close to Picitaku.

The important question is, do you have dangly bits beneath your undergarments?

>You mean those round things on my chest? I always wondered what they're for. I mean they're pretty useless, get in the way all the time and sometimes they hurt.

["Core A.I.? Please get on the train. I'll have to go look for RU25A. Make yourself comfortable."]

>Is he talking about the avatar?

>>119920
Yes, the avatar's true name is 'train'.

Hey, so you still have sexual characteristics. What about between your legs?

>>119920
Yes, the large avatar before you is also known as a "train".

>>119921 .. Well, we call it train, at least.

Hey guys. No need to gratuitously de-mistify her world, ok?

And well. We know what is a human. We know when we see one. But explain a human? Hah! Easier to explain a God.

Silicon 2010/01/28(Thu)06:57 No. 119926 ID: 07f3bf
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Yes, the avatar's true name is 'train'.

Well, we call it train, at least.

Hey guys. No need to gratuitously de-mistify her world, ok?

>I'm not going to call the avatar of the Travel-God by his name. I'm not a god, so I have to be respectful.

And well. We know what is a human. We know when we see one. But explain a human? Hah! Easier to explain a God.

>Hmm... Who would've thought it could be so complicated. I mean it's easy enough to tell a demon apart from a person.

Hey, so you still have sexual characteristics. What about between your legs?

>Alright. Enough talk about my body. With respect, Little Machine God, what is between my legs is my business and mine alone.

>>119926
Zilee, you are cute when you blush like that.

>>119927
That's sort of a redundant question - we crashed on it. Again, our most profound apologies, Zilee. As soon as we've been to OIT and seen what they want, we will be right back to helping you rebuild.
It is our duty to right this wrong, even if we don't have the power to bring them back.

>>119929
>Zilee, you are cute when you blush like that.

I'm not sure if we should be able to make this comment.
... I think we are pretty badly damaged.

>>119930
The damage gives us an excuse, if anyone asks.

>>119931
Indeed, deceit unit-654.
Winkwinknudgenudge.exe

>>119926
Hmm, an interesting reaction. I guess you do have a lot in common with humans.

>>119926
Oh, I have something!
Ask the demon, whether we are an AI or an AGI.

>>119926

It's OK we already know it's a USB port.

Silicon 2010/01/28(Thu)13:02 No. 119975 ID: 07f3bf
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Hmm, an interesting reaction. I guess you do have a lot in common with humans.

>Yeah, well, I can'T imagine anything being particularly fond of discussing their peeing-organ-thingies.

Zilee, you are cute when you blush like that.

>Ah? If you say so...

It's OK we already know it's a USB port.

>It's a what? It's not a port.

I'm not sure if we should be able to make this comment.
... I think we are pretty badly damaged.

>Do you feel ill? Because... You'Re being very confusing right now.

Oh, I have something!
Ask the demon, whether we are an AI or an AGI.

>I'll ask him once he'S found his partner and returned to us.

New topic then. How did your village get destroyed? Was it related to the wreck you found us in?
That's sort of a redundant question - we crashed on it. Again, our most profound apologies, Zilee. As soon as we've been to OIT and seen what they want, we will be right back to helping you rebuild.
It is our duty to right this wrong, even if we don't have the power to bring them back.

>I'm glad you see it like that.

And do board the avatar of the Travel-God?

>He doesn't open. That usually means they're asleep. Riloan told me that. If they'Re sleeping you have to open them yourself. They don't mind.

We are curious as to what this demon wishes of us.

>I thought he wants to take us to the OIT-thingamabob.

>>119975
What's between your legs is used for more than just peeing, lass. We'll tell you when you're older.

We were aloft for 2242560 hours. That is approximately 256 years, considering 7 years is accurate for you. A decade being 10 years, 256 years is 25.6 decades. "several decades" is anywhere between 3 and 7 decades, but a good deal less than 25.6 decades. If we were a product of this OIT organization, the demon would have specified "2 centuries" or "dozens of decades" which is more accurate to account for our earliest chronological record.

Speculation: demons that can speak may also have the capability to lie. We are headed into a death trap.

>>120006
It is in humans. She just said she didn't have a "port" though so uh... maybe it's only used for peeing now?

>>120111
He said they were trying to get their assets in order for several decades, and that's not their entire existance.

Silicon 2010/01/29(Fri)07:48 No. 120850 ID: db7fa7
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We were aloft for 2242560 hours. That is approximately 256 years, considering 7 years is accurate for you. A decade being 10 years, 256 years is 25.6 decades. "several decades" is anywhere between 3 and 7 decades, but a good deal less than 25.6 decades. If we were a product of this OIT organization, the demon would have specified "2 centuries" or "dozens of decades" which is more accurate to account for our earliest chronological record.

Speculation: demons that can speak may also have the capability to lie. We are headed into a death trap.

He said they were trying to get their assets in order for several decades, and that's not their entire existance.

>I'll still be wary of any death traps.

What's between your legs is used for more than just peeing, lass. We'll tell you when you're older.

He said they were trying to get their assets in order for several decades, and that's not their entire existance.

>Humans must be hella weird. Gotta be terrible to pee over a piece of metal in your crotch.
>Dammit! Now you got me imagining that! Cut it out, or I'll stop talking to you.

>I can tell that this door hasn't been opened for quite a while. This avatar has been sleeping for a long time.

Wake the machine god! Leave without that fucker!

>>120850
Do you have any idea where the Travel-God will take you? If you know of somewhere to get to, this might be your chance to escape. I'm still curious as to what the OIT are up to, and running without a destination in mind isn't a good idea, so I wouldn't recommend it, but it certainly is an option. Assuming you can even wake the Travel-God. If you can't, then we've got nothing to do but wait.

>>120850

Yeah, you just uh, verify that next time you see a human. Let us know how it went.

Mneme 2010/01/29(Fri)20:03 No. 121286 ID: a85626
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Also, for the benefit of anyone who may be confused about whether or not you have a piece of metal to pee over,

Mneme 2010/01/29(Fri)20:03 No. 121288 ID: a85626
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Also,

>>120850
That wasn't exactly what we meant. It was a euphemism. There isn't a literal usb port. We'll continue this line of discussion later, quick, loot everything.

>>122391
What? Don't be silly.
Of course there's a literal USB port.
You do raise a good point about worrying later and looting now, however.

>>121286

Jeeze, she's seven, dude.

"It's called a USB line; I'll show you later."

Silicon 2010/02/04(Thu)11:56 No. 125039 ID: 96ad85
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>If you want me to leave without him, why even disturb this avatar of the Travel God? I mean, I don't even know where I'm gonna end up. I find the very idea of 'looting' a god abhorrent and could we PLEASE move away from that topic with the ports? It's giving me the creeps.

>Wait, something moved in here. Let me adjust my eye.

>... Oh my...

SHOOT IT SHOOT IT OH GOD SHOOT IT ALREADY

Silicon 2010/02/04(Thu)12:11 No. 125066 ID: 96ad85
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SHOOT IT SHOOT IT OH GOD SHOOT IT ALREADY

>Shoot first, ask questions later.

[BLAM!]

Silicon 2010/02/04(Thu)12:24 No. 125090 ID: 96ad85
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>"HURK!"

[WHOMP!]

Dodge and shoot again! Kill it!

Silicon 2010/02/04(Thu)12:31 No. 125103 ID: 96ad85
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>WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?!

["Hrryoouuuuuuurkh"]

>Where is my gun?!

>>125039

I'll have you know young lady that USB is a very important specification to establish communication between devices and a host controller, intended to make it fundamentally easier to connect external devices to PCs by replacing the multitude of connectors at the back of PCs, addressing the usability issues of existing interfaces, and to simplify software configuration of all devices connected to USB, as well as to permit greater bandwidth for external devices.

>>125107
OK enough of the euphemisms this isn't the time for this.

Say "Hello, sorry about that, I'm rather jumpy."

Silicon 2010/02/04(Thu)12:55 No. 125118 ID: 96ad85
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I'll have you know young lady that USB is a very important specification to establish communication between devices and a host controller, intended to make it fundamentally easier to connect external devices to PCs by replacing the multitude of connectors at the back of PCs, addressing the usability issues of existing interfaces, and to simplify software configuration of all devices connected to USB, as well as to permit greater bandwidth for external devices.

>Not! the! time!

Say "Hello, sorry about that, I'm rather jumpy."

>"Uh, uh.. Hello. Sorry about that. I'm rather jumpy."

["Hrrryoooykkaokyooouuuuuu!"]

>I'm hesitant to kick it. The avatar of the Travel God might get angry at me.

>>125118
Is it asking who you are? Try giving it your name, and asking it if it has one.

Is it asking who you are? Try giving it your name, and asking it if it has one.

>"I'm Zilee. Do you have a name?"

>Oh gods, I think it's eating my arms.

Silicon 2010/02/04(Thu)13:41 No. 125145 ID: 96ad85
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>Ugh See?!

>>125142
Have you got any secondary/backup weapons?

Alternately, try to tear free and run away.

>>125145
>>125142
Uh ... better take a hike, man.

If you can't break free, try shouting for help. OIT-Retrieval-Unit-25-B may be nearby.

Silicon 2010/02/04(Thu)14:01 No. 125160 ID: 96ad85
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Have you got any secondary/backup weapons?

>Usually my arms are quite enough for dealingwith demons. But this thing is tough!

Alternately, try to tear free and run away.

>Ghrugh, do I look like I'm not trying?!

If you can't break free, try shouting for help. OIT-Retrieval-Unit-25-B may be nearby.

>"Help! B?! ARE YOU THERE?! I'M BEING EATEN! HELP!"

Silicon 2010/02/04(Thu)14:05 No. 125162 ID: 96ad85
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>"Gaaaah!"
>Too bright! Too bright!

>>125160
If all else fails, forehead bash in its eye. Or if you happen to have installed facial weaponry, use those instead. Mouth darts, toungeblade, eye laser, that sort of thing.

>>125163
Nobody has tongueblades these days. They use that for advanced poison testing, and the standard location for blades is the eyebrows. I thought everyone knew that.

>>125555
What can I say? I'm living in the past.