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1059999 No. 1059999 ID: 08229c

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My name is Mary.

I own a dungeon.

Not by choice, mind you. I was forced into this when the previous owner placed a curse on me after I tried to audit him. Now I'm the ruler of this place.


Something is weird...


"Boss! Boss!"

"... Dungeoneer..? What's... How long was I asleep..?"

Mary rubs her eyes. Everything seems slightly off. Dungeoneer is standing off to the side and grinning.


Wasn't I in bed? Why am I in a chair...

"You were day dreaming again, boss. I'm waiting for you choice."

"My choice..?"

"Yeah! For your future love life."


"Yeah. Who are you interested in? We have to start narrowing things down."

"I'm so confused. What the hell are you talking about? Wait aren't my parents supposed to be coming over..?"

"Oh. You're nervous, huh?"
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"I like watching you infuse runes into monsters. You really seem to enjoy your work."

"Ehehehe... Y-yeah. I've always liked seeing things change in nature and grow... There's so much potential when it comes to rune infusion and we've really only scratched the surface..."


"I like it when people are passionate about their work. I think it brings out the best in them. You look very cute when you're excited."



"I see you trying your best. I always appreciate your hard work."

"I'm really happy..!"


Mary puts her hand under the girl's chin and lifts it a bit so they're seeing eye to eye.

"Maybe you've earned another rune. Want me to put one in you."


One Heart Bullet Obtained

Hey, we got one.

Well we can either ask a Heart Question or spend it to know what sort of Heart Action she wants.

What do you think?
No. 1060064 ID: 4fa4e7

Put the bullet right up her butt
No. 1060065 ID: 06095b


So, what'll be, Dungeoneer? Right here, right now, what do you really want?

Use the bullet.
No. 1060066 ID: 1effd3

If Question: Ask if she loves you.
If Action: Grope her boobs.
No. 1060067 ID: a7a180

Headshot: heart bullet to the eyepatch!
No. 1060068 ID: 4534a6

>Blow in her ear
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People don't like things stuck up their butt.

I swear it's almost like the real crown is really here with me right now.

Either way...


No. 1060070 ID: 08229c
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"Heart Question. So, what'll be, Dungeoneer? Right here, right now, what do you really want?"



No. 1060071 ID: 08229c
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Dungeoneer has melted.

Since we're in a dream and all.

And nothing I say or do matters.

I have to admit.

I've always thought her flustered face is incredibly cute.

I think we won?
But the dream hasn't ended yet..

I guess we can still keep going?

Alright, what do we say or do?
No. 1060072 ID: 1effd3

first reconstruct her body, hard to kiss her if she's a puddle.
be sure to make her boobs bigger too.
No. 1060073 ID: adc866

When in doubt, think about knockers.
No. 1060074 ID: a7a180

Enhance knockers!
No. 1060075 ID: 06095b


Well, it is a dream. Clearly you must now find The Wizard who can restore Dungeoneer to her true form. Store her in a jar for now and embark upon your quest, Knight Mary, but beware, many trials and travails await you upon your path, including the dreaded Gummy Wyrm...
No. 1060076 ID: 8fd67d

If this is a dream and its okay. You need to seduce her. Let loose your pent up desires, unchained from workplace morality
No. 1060077 ID: 36b2ef

Ask if she wants to try sliding your crowns one into the other.
No. 1060078 ID: b80dfd

I wouldn't be too sure that nothing matters. Weird things like this seem to stick around.
No. 1060079 ID: 08229c
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... I mean it IS a dream so...

Mary grabs the Dungeoneer and pulls her back up so she's less puddle. The girl is reformed but very limp.


Do we even have that rune?
I strongly doubt it but... It IS a dream.

Mary uses the Knockers Rune. Dungeoneer sees an immediate change. So does Mary.

"B-b-b-b-b-b-oss!??!?!?! Is... Is this what you like!?"


I mean, honestly, I think she looked fine regardless.

I will not turn down the chance to admire good breasts.

Oh uh


She did say she wanted a kiss..

It's been a while since I've kissed anyone. I'm actually a little nervous myself.

Maybe we should just abort?
No. 1060080 ID: 36b2ef

Mama didn't raise no cowardly kaiju! Kiss the girl!
No. 1060081 ID: a7a180

Yeah. This is just the tutorial after all. Let's move onto the real thing!
No. 1060082 ID: 8fd67d

Mary. You just gonna let your cute dungeoneer remain unkissed? Thats real life hesitations- go for it. Its a dream, so let loose your desires.
No. 1060083 ID: d61e4d

Come on, Mary, don't chicken out on us.
No. 1060084 ID: 63b63e

Do you want out of this dream or not? The answer here is obvious.
No. 1060085 ID: 6f4507

dream or no, you can't just keep a lady waiting like that, no one likes a case of blue balls! Show off your power!
No. 1060086 ID: 4534a6

Go in with tongue
No. 1060087 ID: ae9e42

Since she's limp you gotta hold her by the waist and pull her in and smooch her
No. 1060088 ID: ae9e42

"Sorry if the kiss is awkward, it's been a while. We'll have to practice."
No. 1060090 ID: 3cb1a5

Kiss the girl!!
She might explode, but that's a risk we're willing to take!!
No. 1060091 ID: 5c8d2c

Mary, quick. Motorboat.
No. 1060092 ID: e5709d

dur hurr
If you want to then do it
No. 1060093 ID: 08229c
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You know what, screw it. It's a dream. I'm gonna go for it.




"I'm going to kiss you."


"Is that okay?"

"Is... I've... I've had such a huge crush on you for so long... But... I can't act on it. My..."

"It's okay, Dungeoneer. You can keep your secrets. Come on, it's a dream. This is the place where things that can't happen, do."


Mary gently pulls the Dungeoneer in by her waist. Both of their hearts are beating furiously.

Why am I so nervous..?

It's just a dream...
No. 1060094 ID: 08229c
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Mary pulls the girl in close enough to kiss her. Their lips touch and Dungeoneer just melts into her hold. If not for Mary's gentle touch keeping her in place she'd probably just dissolve from joy.


She tastes like mint. I always thought she would but it's nice to have it confirmed.

I mean... Dream confirmed.


Mary deepens the kiss and presses her tongue into the Dungeoneer's mouth. The construct is surprised at first but she accepts it.

The pair stay like that for what feels like forever before finally breaking apart.

"Sorry if that was a bit awkward. It's been a while."

Dungeoneer still seems stunned.

"It was perfect." She says.


Mary has taken critical damage.
No. 1060095 ID: b4efdd

Now let her kiss your butt, but this time literally.
No. 1060096 ID: 6f4507

who's seducing who? Now if only she weren't your subordinate, it wouldn't feel wrong to actually date and romance the SHIT out of her.
No. 1060097 ID: ae9e42

Bro that's third date material. This is the tutorial.

Cuddle and make out. You've earned it. Time to relax!
No. 1060103 ID: d61e4d

Well. You get to see her boobs, maybe you should return the favor?
No. 1060104 ID: ae1513

Go back to the character select screen and get some of the other constructs. If nothing else, we can't miss out on the chance to invert the knockers rune, as it would shatter your nerd pride to miss out on that sweet sweet experimentation!
No. 1060107 ID: 4534a6

>give her a CAKE rune
No. 1060108 ID: 08229c
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I'm not seduced...

I've just... Never had anyone compliment my kissing like that...

But, you guys are right. This is a dream. Why shouldn't I enjoy myself more? I've worked hard.

This counts as rest, right?



It doesn't matter.

I'm gonna smooch her again.


And Mary does just that. She pulls her in close, just enjoying the warmth of their body as they kiss again.

This time, Dungeoneer is more than a passive partner. She touches Mary too. Short and hesitant touches. On her arm, her shoulder, her neck.

Mary pulls back. Dungeoneer has a moment of panic, thinking she did something wrong.

Then she has a moment of absolute flustering as Mary takes off her top.

"What? It's not fair that you're the only one showing their tits."


Mary chuckles before she resumes kissing the woman. Hands go places, exploring, feeling.
No. 1060110 ID: 08229c
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Demonologist enters the patio.

"Oh, Dungeon Master. I'm glad you recovered from your mental breakdown. The rest was much needed. I came to inform you that your parents have arrived."

No. 1060112 ID: 6f4507

No. 1060113 ID: 61235c

Wait, what? That doesn’t seem right. Since when can you click people’s faces in the waking world? Perform a couple dream checks.
No. 1060114 ID: 273c18

It's just the dream messing with you. You don't have a Knockers rune! Also, giving Dungeoneer another rune would've caused a bigger reaction than that.

But also I'd guess the mood is ruined now. Tell Dungeoneer you can continue later, get your shirt back on, and see what your dream parents are like.
No. 1060115 ID: ae9e42

Tell her to tell them you're resting
No. 1060116 ID: 08229c
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".... Demonologist... Have we always had the knockers rune..?"

"Yes? The First Dungeon Master gave it to us."


Mary tries to click her face. She can't cause that's not something you can do in the real world.

". . . . . "

"Oh, here are your parents, Mary."

The pair enter the patio.

"Oh, Mary! Is that your new girlfriend? She's so cute. I love her hair."


"It's nice to see you finally being more free with your sexuality!"


"When are you two getting married? Also, where are your pants?"

No. 1060117 ID: 08229c
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Mary explodes.
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When she stops exploding she finds herself on her bed. Surrounding her are many slimes.

"W-wha...? Did I pass out..?"

The slimes suddenly get up and leave.


I am...

So confused....

And horny....

I'm going back to sleep.....
No. 1060121 ID: 6f4507

No. 1060122 ID: d61e4d

Thanks for running!
No. 1060123 ID: 4534a6

No. 1060435 ID: 298597

Did we earn Mary anything with being so good at our job and almost getting her laid if not for the dream falling apart at the seams?
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