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971752 No. 971752 ID: 689dc6

Get caught up with the situation here >>967250

When we last left our merry band of shitty lyluks they had just been captured by malicious band of meanluks and were taken away. Luckily they were only captured by meanluks and it is a well known fact that a lyluk can not ever kill another lyluk so they will be safe in the meanluks trunks. However, who knows what horrors the meanluks have in store for them, for meanluks are fond of bullying lyluks...
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No. 972913 ID: 8ea091

oh god it's a shitty tank!
Careful it don't morph into another shitty lyluk when you unfuse.
No. 972957 ID: eb1fcc

transform into a shitty lyluk mecha and punch one of the guards
No. 973613 ID: 689dc6
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:provicon: "G-guys? What the EVER LOVING FUCK HAPPENED TO OUR TANK?!"
:provicon::provicon: "Huh?"
No. 973614 ID: 689dc6
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:provicon: "Oh- oh by mars left nut, what have they done to you baby?"
:provicon: "I don't understand, how could anyone do this to you?"
:provicon: "Hold me proventus..."
:provicon: "It's okay proventus, I'm right here..."
No. 973615 ID: 689dc6
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:pillukicon: "Wow, this gun is suddenly much easier to understand than it was before! Why don't I just practice with those catatonic guards over there?"
:nexluk: "Did you hit them? Are we safe?"
:pillukicon: "I opened a hole in the gate! Nows our chance, bitluk! You're the only one small enough to fit in the driver seat, you have to be the one to steer us! Fishluk, you'll be her spotter."
:fishluk: "But I'm blind!"
No. 973616 ID: 689dc6
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:pillukicon: "Full steam ahead bitluk!"
No. 973618 ID: 689dc6
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:pillukicon: "Bitluk slow down! I can't shoot them if you're going so fast!"
:pillukicon: "Bitluk! What did you do!? The tank is unusable now!"
:nexluk: "Don't blame her. It was probably a limited time thing, or something like that."
No. 973619 ID: af24dc

Don't worry lyluks, see if you can salvage anything useful from the wrecked tank and the guards.
No. 973620 ID: 455dda

Well if the tank is done, it's better to get out of it asap
How does the perimeter look? Can you safely infiltrate the building again?
No. 973621 ID: 689dc6
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:fishluk: "What do you mean scavenge? We're lyluks not mechanical engineers."
:pillukicon: "Well, I suppose these spare tanks shells could come in handy."
:pillukicon: "Okay, get out and-"
:nexluk: "Girls? You felt that too right?"
No. 973626 ID: 689dc6
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:fishluk: "But-"
:bitlukicon: *Zoop*
:nexluk: "I hope I don't slip!"
:beaconluk: *Sproing*
:pillukicon: "Wew, that actually wasn't too bad, I thought we were goners."
No. 973627 ID: b1b4f3

Nice, now let's find an entry point.
No. 973628 ID: 689dc6
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:pillukicon: "Entry point? You mean like-"
:fishluk: "Well that can't be good."
No. 973629 ID: 455dda

Take a look inside the hole!
I wonder if it leads into the meanluk caverns though
No. 973633 ID: 689dc6
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:pillukicon: "Well would you look at that, it does lead straight down there."
:nexluk: "Why do you pervert spirits have to jinx everything?"
:fishluk: "Well, it's not like they can use the tank or get out of the hole, right?"
No. 973635 ID: 3f6e48

>meanluks: conglomerate on this intruder in such droves the combined shitty-aura creates a monstrous amalgamation of machine and luks and proceed to wreak havoc on the prison and the stupid guards who mistreat and insult you merely for existing
No. 973637 ID: b1b4f3

What if the meanluks escaped and waged war against your oppressors tho?

Aaaaanyway this isn't an entrance you can use. Is there a door somewhere...?
No. 973647 ID: 689dc6
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(You are now the Meanluks)
:meanluk: (Wage war against the surface? Is this the sign we have been waiting for mistressssssss?)
No. 973648 ID: 360387

By mistress, do you mean that blue, examplary totem of yours?
No. 973650 ID: 689dc6
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:eeye: "Yes, that is what she means interloper. I do not like it when nosy little buzzing flies violate my property. BEGONE!"
(You are now the Lyluk party, again)
:pillukicon: "Hello? HELLO? PERVERT SPIRITS? We got a problem here!"
:provicon: "Oh dear zeus what-"
:provicon: "Proventus, we worship jupiter."
:provicon: "Fuck off proventus, have can you even keep your lunch down with the stench wafting out of that hole?"
:provicon: "Watch your mouth proventus or we'll feed you to the cows. Now before we deal with these trouble makers lets just see what is down this hole..."
:provicon: "..."
:provicon: "Proventus"
:provicon: "Yes sir?"
:provicon: "Give me that flammenwerfer. NOW!"
No. 973651 ID: 360387

shitty lyluks, you should prepare, there are meanluks planning to come out from that hole the tank made soon. Hopefully when they fight these bovine brutes you all can hide away.
No. 973661 ID: 689dc6
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:pillukicon: "Phew, we made it. Lets hope those two keep each other busy for a long while."
No. 973662 ID: 360387

What is this, some kind of museum? Anyways, better rgab some of that armor, and anything else you can use.
No. 973664 ID: 8fab7a

Is.. is this a museum? Anything useful-seeming around? Other exits?
No. 973666 ID: b1b4f3

It's the armory! Holy smokes look at all these weapons. Can you actually use any of it though?

I don't suppose there are any keys, or crowbars...?
No. 973668 ID: 8768f8

You'd better prepare for what's coming.
For both protection and infiltration purposes, everyone should put on a helmet and a skirt (yes, even for Fishluk), and those strong enough to wear it should wear a body armor and one of those tiny swords.
No. 973969 ID: 689dc6
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(One fade to black later)
:pillukicon: "Thank goodness these ones aren't dirty and smelly like the last pair."
:nexluk: "Dammit, why do me and bitluk have to be so short? All the actual armor is too big for us!"
:pillukicon: "Don't worry girls, me and beaconluk will protect you with these sharp and dangerous swords!"
No. 973971 ID: 1060de

Looking good girls, time to explore!
Is this an isolated room or there's doors leading deeper into the building? We gotta find the prison and free more lyluks after all
No. 973974 ID: 689dc6
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:pillukicon: "Hmmm, I wonder whats through this door?"
:lhomar: "Hello? Girls! Is that you? You're just in time, everyone ran out to find out what all that noise was."
:nexluk: "That was us! We found a tank outside and blew up some guards!"
:lhomar: "You? Killed the guards with a tank?"
:pillukicon: "Sadly no, the tank fell into the sewers and now the guards are trying to stop the meanluks from over running them."
:lhomar: "Meanluks? Should I leave? Sounds like this prison riot is getting a little bit dangerous for this humble cook."
No. 973975 ID: 370204

Is he offering more pies? If so, you'll need to eat them to get big and strong.
No. 973976 ID: 19da02

See if you can find a map or like, one of those things on the wall that shows were the fire exits are.
No. 973977 ID: 1060de

But ask politely this time, beaconluk. You don't want to get burned again
But yes, we have to get the chef to safety, I couldn't bear to see something happen to him
No. 973978 ID: 1ee1de

Tell him that it might be a good idea to consider leaving, yes. meanluks are notoriously dangerous in large numbers, and you'd never forgive yourself if you put your newfound friend in danger.
No. 973980 ID: 689dc6
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:lhomar: "Really? All you can think about is MORE pie? You just had some not an hour ago!"
:alltogether: "Thanks for the grub!"
:lhomar: *sigh* "Okay fine, it's not like anyone else will eat it now."
(Suddenly a red alarm starts blaring)
:lhomar: "Well, I guess that answers that. Listens girls, I'll park my truck down the road a little bit. If you can save all your friends I'll give you a ride out of here."
:fishluk: "How long will you wait?"
:lhomar: "I'll stick around till sunset. The guards will have probably get the situation under control by then and if I stay any longer it'll look suspicious."
:pillukicon: "You wouldn't happen to have a map of this place would you? It'd help us find our friends."
:lhomar: "A map? Uhhhhhh... There might be one in one of the guard stations? I dunno, they didn't give the cook any maps."
No. 973983 ID: b1b4f3

Any idea where the guards keep the keys?
No. 973986 ID: 689dc6
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:lhomar: "Probably the guard station too? Listen, I gotta go now or else the guards will start asking questions. Good luck girls."
:fishluk: "What a nice guy."
:nexluk: "Can we raid the kitchen? I'm starving."
No. 973990 ID: b1b4f3

No, we have a time limit. Guard station first.
No. 973991 ID: 689dc6
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:nexluk: "AWWwwwwww"
:pillukicon: "C'mon girls, I think it's down this way. Maybe..."
No. 973992 ID: 689dc6
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:pillukicon: "See, I told you so!"
:fishluk: "We never-"
:pillukicon: "Well, how do we even get into this thing?"
No. 973995 ID: eb1fcc

have beaconluk lick a hole through the cheap sugarglass they clearly borrowed as surplus from a local film studio
No. 973997 ID: 1060de

While beaconluk is mlemming, bitluk should check that first aid kit, maybe there's more LYLUK PILLS inside
No. 974003 ID: b1b4f3

Smash the glass with something heavy?
No. 974004 ID: 19da02

does pilluk still have legs strong enough to maybe kick the glass or jump headfirst into it so the helmet breaks the glass?
No. 974007 ID: 689dc6
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:beaconluk: "Mlem mlem mlem mlem."
:bitlukicon: (Theres some kind of pil-)
:pillukicon: "Hey! Let me see that. I'm the expert here."
"Yes! These are yet more rare and valuable LYLUK PILLS! Awww, but it's one of those annoying ones in boxes, it's gonna take me forever to transfer them over to the pill bottle."
:fishluk: "Sadly we lyluks have 0 STRENGTH and would be able to lift something heavy enough to break the glass."
:pillukicon: "Are you making fun of me?"
No. 974010 ID: 1060de

do it, pilluk you pussy
Who else would do it if not you?
No. 974011 ID: 1ee1de

Nexluk: achieve acceleration with your slippery form, proceed to smash through the glass at a solid-breaking, but survivable, speed.
No. 974012 ID: 1ee1de

Alternatively, look around for another entrance.
No. 974013 ID: b1b4f3

Well there is a door to the room, but it's probably locked... you can either go around and try the door or... cut the glass? You've got some metal objects, see if any of the leave a mark on the glass.
No. 974024 ID: f2d7ac

Is there a way in from the box the beaconluk is licking? maybe fishluk can enter there.
No. 974078 ID: 12b116

will our key open it?
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