B. “I’m sure I’ll see one in due time, there is these odd quests I’m assigning involving a peculiar chicken touching hand that seems to elude us.”

*whispers* “I think it’s possessed by a demon, it turned a hero into a delicio- I mean delicate chicken. At least it’s stuck in a chest now”

C) let's see one and he can show us how he fights them.

B) They would still be scary

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/09/07(Mon)13:25 No. 1131727 ID: 47e901
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A) I can still work with them.

B) Sometimes their arguing can get on my nerves.

C) Please change them.

C) let's see if we can get better helpers.

A. "I don't hate them. Even if their arguments can get annoying sometimes, they've both been very helpful to me. I was mainly asking if I can save time from dealing with them for tomorrow and learn the results now as I'm expecting a rough day tomorrow, and wanted to know now before this day ends as today has been kinda good and lucky for me, please."

A)

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/09/07(Mon)23:00 No. 1131754 ID: 47e901
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A) I don't really believe it, but it can't hurt to go with the prediction, just in case.

B) I believe it a little bit, and maybe you should as well.

C) I don't have any certainty in my life, and this makes me feel like I can get ready for the next day.

D) I buy it to make the bird feel better. I do not believe it.

B)

But also, considering Chripins predicted and warned maxwereus not to go outside tomorrow, maybe ask Maxwereus why he paid Chirpins to hear his predictions if he didn't believe them?

D) Let's not make him think less of us.

D) even if they're accurate, they're so vague they aren't really useful. just for fun.

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/09/09(Wed)13:32 No. 1131842 ID: 47e901
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A) I don't know how the heroes will react to taking quests from me if I have a guard by my side.

B) I do not wish to trick or mislead heroes about the quests. So it won't be needed.

C) Well, if you are offering somebody to do that for me, might as well.

I don’t think we need one right now, based off these results and the previous one, and we already got some precautions like the painting and the cat to calm things down, and if that don’t work, we have the appeasement paladin helping us.

But ask who and where we can find this body guard in case we change our minds in the future.

B

A) it is all about appearance. We need to look trustworthy if the heroes are going to go for our quests.

>>1131842
C) Frankly, I wouldn't mind having a bodyguard...after all, we can always tell them that they're there for someone else if they take offense.

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/09/12(Sat)17:09 No. 1131972 ID: 47e901
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A) Fine, just make it short.

B) I'm really not in the mood.

C) Agree to listen to her and pay attention.

Tell her you’ll listen & thank her for allowing you to rest a bit after work

She probably would like an update on her brother. Mention that you spoke with the hero Hog Hammerer spoke with, and it seems they made great progress with the quest you assigned him. You will see how you can compensate him within your limits next you see him for the hard work.

C) she seems like the final task that we will have to finish for today. So let's give her all concentration that we can afford.

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/09/14(Mon)22:26 No. 1132018 ID: 47e901
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A) There is no need for me to make any statement.

B) If it means so much to you, I will gladly make my statement to them.

C) I just wanted to do my job, I wasn't planning to start anything.

D) I do not wish for Dizelu to get into any more trouble.

>>1132018
B) She seems like a nice gal.

What was it that Chirpins said? Lie low and try to avoid strong winds?

While a lot of heroes may have been proud of the actions taken, other heroes besides her brother might not view our actions as good, and any friends or people close to Dizelu might not be too happy with our actions either. Giving a statement or speech will probably just put a target on Fluffy as the person to blame for those people who don’t agree with us, and those people might think we are just giving a statement for attention or glory.

A. Tell her you believe your actions has spoken louder than any words could, and will continue to try to do the right thing to the best of our abilities during your job as a quest delegator

A) you aren't a leader, just trying to do the right thing.
(also don't want to look too prideful in front of the humans)

A) Let's not get involved with this.

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/09/23(Wed)16:57 No. 1132318 ID: 47e901
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A) Well, if you are offering, I would gladly accept it, and I promise to help you with your problem.

B) Sure, but I don't know how much I will be able to help you.

C) I don't think that is a good idea.

A) After all it's our lucky day.

B. While what you did with threatening the client was pretty bad, im not sure I’d be much help, still I don’t know if it is rank lowering bad as you did complete the mission in the end and they refused to pay you. We will see what we can do. If that fails, we can see about getting you compensated for not getting paid by the client.

(Honestly it’s all about context here, like did she do this multiple times before? Also, I fear she might hurt us if we say no. That said, do not invite her in your home after you’re done talking to her.)

C) You don't take bribes. But you'll see if there's anything else you can do to help

>>1132318
C) Women who actually want you are generally better, sorry...

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/10/24(Sat)09:19 No. 1133386 ID: 4d139a
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A) Sleep with her.

B) Refuse.

B: simply point to the will of justice gift and whisper "the pale knight is watching..." that'll make her come to her senses.

unless she's an exhibitionist that loves an audience, in which case... uh oh!

A)

A) Better to have her on our side then against us.

>>1132318
A) But warn her beforehand that we won't do anything beyond our duties as a quest giver.

>>1133387
Solid idea, but what if the Pale Knight is into that too?

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/10/29(Thu)22:38 No. 1133551 ID: 4d139a
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A) ..............................................

B) Pick one of them.

C) I can't decide.

D) I want both of you.

>>1133551
C) You can't expect me to pick between two beauties like that...it would be like having to choose between the sun and the moon.

Oof, this is a dilemma, if we go with Nissa, imprisoned knight might get angry with us and start holding a grudge. Going with imprisoned knight will get Nissa gossiping about us and Imprisoned knight. Hmmm.

Well, considering the imprisoned knight probably only wants to sleep with us to get us to help her with convincing the guild to get her rank back up...

B. Ask the imprisoned knight if you still assisted her with her request, would it be alright if you sleep with Nissa for tonight?

If imprisoned knight agrees, and leaves with the bread, quietly be like *sigh...* I really wanted that bread...

C) Can we make a compromise?

B) Heroine was here first. Nissa is acting like she has some claim, but they aren't dating, if that's what she wants she should have said so. If she wants to talk about it later then ok, but it would be rude to send the hero away after already agreeing to this.

>>1133551
D) THREESOME A-GO-GO!